"i t. L. r - . . 1 . J i "- i : f . j fit-1 t . V '-"J)'' .'.J H&ftRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor and Publisher- NIL DESPEIlAlSTDUM. Two Dollars per Annum. EIDGWAY,, JELK"' COUNTY, PA., TIIUESD AY, MARCH 5, 1874'. NO, 1. YOL. :1V. I. 1 1 ij - -y ii - ii . M.-.'J .-1 . O ' - " By and By. Vfrt.Vri.lr it'rnattcr by and 6y i ; Whether my put1, below was bright, 1 . tyhetixes W 'foiuid through dark or light, . Under a gray or a golden sky, tvT-.Ifn I look back on It, f and by ? ' What will it matter by and by "Whether, nnhelpod, 1 toiled.alono, Dashing my foot against a Btono, MioBing the charge of the angol nigh, Bidding me think of the by and by ? What will it matter by and'by ' Whether with laughing Joy I went " Down through the years with a glad con tent," . Never believing, nay. not I, Xoars would be .-nvcetor,by and by ?' ; What will it matter by and by t - Whether with check to check I've lain 't Close by the pallM angel, r'aiu, Soothing myself through sob and sigh ; ; All will bo elBew ise by and by ?" What will it matter ? Naught, if I Only am sure tlio way I've trod, Gloomy or gladdened, leads to God. Questioning' not of the how, the why, If I but roach him, by and by. What will I care for the unshared sigh,. 4 " if, in my fear of slip or fall. Closely I've clung to Christ through all, Mindless how rough tho path might he, Since Ho will smooth it by and by ? 'Ah ! it will matter by and by frothing but this : That Joy or Tain Lifted me skyward, helped to gain, Whether through rack or smile or sigh, Heaven home all in all, by and by ! Maboaret J. Thestos. MY AI M'S STORY. I was visiting Ireland and my groat aunt for the first time. ' Her lovely Lome, Glenbawn, nestled at the base of one of the Wicklow mountains, Sugar loaf. It was the winter of 1867-8, and all onr neighbors of note had moved into Dublin, driven from the lonely hills "by the terrors of the Fenian move ment, which was the one engrossing topic in every mouth and with every class. We had talks in the long evenings, when'he curtains were drawn, the turf fire heaped up with an oaken log in its ruby heart, its ruddy glare striving with the soft, steady light of the wax candles which burned in old silver branched candlesticks on every table and bracket in tho pretty, quaint drawing-room. Then my aunt told me stories of the eaily days of Ireland. " Yon have heard of your Aunt Ma bel," she said, one evening. " From the time of your grandmother's death she, had' bpeh.'my child and darling; your father was in Dernerara, And wo were alone in the world but for each other, and wa were very happy togeth er. She married at eighteen; her. hus band was an Englishman, a younger son, not rich; he had been in the army for a,, few years, but sold out on his marriage, and took a farm on the other side of the valley. My wedding-gift to them was their new home it was a mere farm-house when Will bought it; but during their wedding-tour, which lasted for .ix months, and which they finished by ajround of visits among his peoplein England, I had the whole house re modeled and enlarged, made into a fit ting home for my pet. Sow I enjoyed furnishing it, remembering all her pret ty, whims and fancies I It was a bright homo-coming. With what pretty glee Mabel ran from room to room, delighted with every thing I had done for her ! Then the pretty shy grace with which she took her place as mistress 1 One little happy week passed, to which I shall always look back as the laBt of real happiness in my life. You knpw, dear, I am happy now and con tent, as uu old woman should bo whose life is warmed by tho loving kindness of every one around L r, who has been given the abiding joy, which never grows insipid, of being able to brighten other lives with some of the brightness given to her own. And then there is the best and dearest joy of all the knowledge that the loves of long ago are kept safely in God's own care, to be mine again one day very soon now . when I too reach the world where the incompleteness of this will be rounded and perfected. " But this little week was happy and warm with joy of another kind which I have missed ever since. It was Christ mas eve ; all day my darling had been busy with deoorations and preparations for the next day, when all the tenants on their new estate were to be enter tained in .the servants' halL . . " Well, dear, I remember coming down tha.t afternoon. I had been busy writing in my own room. I found the whole house a bower of greenery, the last' touch given; and May and her hus-baod-xeating before the fire in the hall, whose cedar wainscot sent out ruddy gleams and 1 spicy fragrance in acknowledgment of the light ..and warmth. Bhe smiled up at me from a nest of skins', among . which she was cosily lounging, resting her bright head against Will's knee, and held up two pretty dusty hands to be exclaimed at, We were talking of 'last Christmas,' she said, when I had taken the chairWill drew forward for mei v How long ago it seems, and how strange that then we did Hot know each other I Will scorch ing in India, you and I Chr.istmasing at Glenbawn, auntie. ; Oh, .1 wish I could give you those eighteen years, Will.l Ij. is so dreary to thinf you werp not in them." . , r : .' You yill give m'c.the next eight een, an.d many a year besides ; that will content little wife. I am sure you were a misohievpus monkey, and I am thankful I did cot .discover., you until aunt Loura had tamed you.' ' 4 .You wicked, unsentimental boy.' "And the 'dusty hands were twisted in - a thick brown beard which wag teftfptihgly near, and so they . laughed kAA "chatted, children as - they were, qttitetincheeked by my presence, -until a servant ' cams' in with a message, for me It was news of the sudden illness , of bn ofthe 'servants here. " My first intpurBerwas to come home without de lay, 1 .bnt they., would not "hear of my . it'BS nettled-that Will ineMd -jriTrdver; calling for the doc tc Mhj?Md through. th Tillage, and if he did not bring a good report, he promised to take mo- back immedi ately on his return, If I Wonld consent to Wait tmtiently so long. I consented would that I had not ! All might have been but no ; there are no might-have-beens withGod." t j , Aunt Lora covered her face for a few moments, and then she went on more steadily: ' - . '"" I remember all every word and in cident of that evening. .We watched Will drive away into the gray twilight, and then' came back to the fireside until the dressing-bell rang, while my pet nsed every loving wile to keep me from dwelling too anxiously on M'Carthy's illness We grew anxious, as the even- iufrTTua.t'Oli, fur jay Beimntj Will's pro. longed absence made me fear she was seriously ilj. Now and then tha young wife shivered a little as the fieree blast, whioh now at intervals swept up the valley, with one sudden gust rushed by to die away among the higher hills. It was the suow wind; we knew it well, and longed that onr traveler were safely home. Mabel had ordered dinner in her morning-room, from which there was a view of the road along which he would return; she thought, too, it would be easier to warm and brighten it than the large dining-room. We stood for a long while at the window watching the heavy woolly clouds rolling and mass ing themselves in the livid sky." There had been a light fall of snow in the morning, enough to whiten the trees and grass, but we could distinguish the dark line of the road as it wound round into the valley. " Again and again the wind swept up with its wild, angry moan, bending the trees in its course, and hiding them in thick clouds of snow-powder sweptfrom their tossing branches; then again the din would hush and a great stillness fall on the outside world. We watched till I saw my child was growing pale, and I drew her into the warm- room. bright with fire and candle-light, the pretty rose-colored 1 room, where the shining silver and crystal of the dinner table looked brighter still in contrast to the outer gloom. I pretended, to be hungrv, that she might be forced to give up the watch for a while", we sat down- to dinner, leaving the warmest seat for" Will, and each tried to eat for the sake of the other; but at every gust the sweet little face" opposite me grew whiter, and a dark line began to show beneath the soft eye?.' As yet, the worst we feared for Will was a struggle with the storaK while we sat at home wrapped from cold and all discomfort, " The evening wore on ; dinner was removed, the snppcr table laid, covered with every oanty the little wife could suggest. She hunted up a fur-lined dressing-gownj which he had used when flt.flt'oDed in Canada, and Hurjff it before the fare ; then she went back to her post beside the window, having warmed the hearth and spread the table, all for Will peor Will, who should nevermore enjoy food or warmth m-this world; " Lights were placed in every win dow to made him throntm the snow. which was now falling blindingly, dark ening sight and hushing sound. (Ser vants were sent out with spades and lanterns ; but unhappily the butler was old and feeble, and the only other man at our disposal was Will i soldier-ser vant, an Englishman, quite ignorant of the neighborhood. They -returned without having been- able to get farther than where the road divided at the head of the valley. " As the small hours crept by, the cold grew intense outside the circle warmed by the fire. I tried to wrap Mabel in a mantle, but she- put away my hand impatiently, and shook her self free from the soft folds. -. . ." 'I will not be warm. Willisbld.' " And she turned to the Window bnce more with ;a slight shudder, while ' her weary eyes. gazed on into the whirling, blinding snow-fall. ' ' " At two o'clock I again tried to in duce her to lie down, that her husband had staid weatherbound at Glenbawn ; that Brown Colleen, the mare he had taken, could find her way home to. -h r stables on the darkest night ; that in short, I used every 'means coaxing, remonstrance, command, all in vain i words she did not. seem to hear. -When I'tried to draw her away she pushed me gently from her, and the white lips rroVed, though no sound came from them.. .... 'At three b'clook the wind lulled; the" snow whirl ceased. I was holding her burning hand iu mine, longing in? tensely for morning, turning with a sick shudder from the pictures which would pass before my aching brain of Will sleeping his last sleep beneath the drift, ' when, suddenly . she snatched away her hand an'd started up. "Heis coming- I hear him!' : Bhe lltjw into.', the-hall where ah immense tire was blazing on the hearth. Throw on the yule-log!' she cried, impatiently, to the servants - who were . standing about. 'Don't I.tell you he is coming he is here!' . .. ' I signed to them td obey her, and the great pine tiunk which had been carted home so- merrily only a week ago, which she and Will -had garlanded a-few hours since, was flung on. 'I asked, softly, whether they heard- any thing but the men shook their heads, and, indeed, the depth of the snow must have hushed any sound. They said if their master, had waited in shelter at the mountain foot till the storm subsided the horse might make his, ..way . beneath th&. shadow of the rocks ..which " overhung the road, . and which must have kept a comparatively dear trapk. ... " Mabel had gone back to her win dow. Now she rushed in. ber face quivering and flashing with excitement. " 'Auntie, he is here! I see him!' " bhe began tugging furiously at the fastenings of the great door. Stronger hands came to her aid ; iq an instant it was flung open,'-and before anyone could interfere she had rushed out. We saw the white flying figure flit pver the snow like, a wraith suow-dift -so deep and light that it -seemed a bird must have sunk into it ; we saw the dog-cart creeping slowly nnder the cliff at a foot pace, Will's ' upright, : soldierly 'figure showing dark and clear against -the livid background ; -we saw hr -reach him and spring up to him f then there was a -silence. - I do not know-why we all locked ob at a ioene la whioh we had no part, ' until a cry, loud, an guished, exceedingly bitter, laden with terror and heart-break, cut through the dead heavy stillness. I felt hands hold ing me back ; I saw dark figures strug gling aoross the white lawn J then nomethlnrt was carried i -and laid on the soft inrs Doiore rue oiaze some thing, not Will, never Will any more. The kind, strong hands gave back no answering pressure to the cold clasping fingers whicn clung to tnem ; tne lov ing eyes had lost their light ; he lay beside her as he had lain not twelve hours ago, on the same spot, in his own hearth-glow ; out it was win no longer he was dead. " Something crueler and fiercer than the storm ha been abroad that bitter night. He had been tempted from home to his death ; the murderer had reck oned on his loving heart answering to the call of sorrow and sickness ; the false message as to M'Carthy's illness had been but a lure to draw the victim to the toils. He had set out on his re turn journey, dropped the doctor at his own door with a merry good-night, and driven away to his death. The murderer only knew the rest. " His wife's white dress was covered with crimson stains when we raised her from her husband's body. She did not faint or cry; she even smiled, a faint, weary smile. Will is so cold.' sue said. " When we brought her wine, she put it to his dead hps. " ' Will first poor W ill I and even while she spoke her head fell again on his breast. " All nieht she clung to mm witn a clasp which we could not loose without using force, which I could not endure to do. We sent for tho doctor; he made his toilsome way throngh the snow only to tell us what we knew too well already. " Will was dead, and all night long his wife lay motionless upon his breast. Great fires burned ; tables stood covered for the master, who was never to feel cold or hunger more. When tho chill. late winter morning broke,-Mabel too had entered into the great eternal sun shine of God." The next day' Aunt Lora took me to the grave where wife and husband slept together. The moss " God's blessing on the grave " had crept softly, green ly above them; the scarlet letters at the base of the white cross, which told the story of William Forsythe Long and Mabel his wife, gleamed redly through the holly wreatn wnicn nnng mere, message of love and remembrance from the living to tne dead. No trace or the murderer was ever discovered. A Curious Poison, Tho nmanUa imfM'.ri.alis, a f lingUS, ha long Deen Known lor its intoxiuat ing and poisonous properties. It has sometimes been eaten by mistake, and the results have proven fatal. Haller mentions the cases of six Lithuanians who perished at one time by eating this' amanita. Christison, among other instances, relates those of four French soldiers who were killed, and others who were much disordered by a similar fatal repast. Orfilla records similar examples of its virulence, in one of which a whole family was poisoned, and, although some were recovered by speedy remedies, two died. Linnreus says that in Denmark the natives cut it in pieces, whioh they steep in milk, and it proves as destructive to hies as arsen io. Dr. Johnson corroborates this fact by stating that he has observed flies which sip the dirty yellow liquor into which the amanita dissolves, die al most immediately. The Ostiacks, of Siberia, the Hamsohatdales and Kori acks, employ the amanita to produce intoxication. Pennant says " these infatuated peo ple sometimes eat it dry, sometimes in a fermented liquor made with the epilobium, which they drink, notwith standing the dreadful effects which in evitably follow. At first they are seized with convulsions in all their limbs, then, with a raving, such as attends a burning fever; a thousand phantoms, gay or gloomy, according to their con stitutions, present themselves to their imaginations ; some dance,- others are seized with unspeakable horrors. They personify this mushroom, and if its effects urge them to suicide, or any dreadful crime, they say they obey its commands. To fit themselves for pre meditated assassinations, they take the Mouchomore, the Russian name of this agaric ; and such is the fascination of drunkenness iu this country that noth ing can induce the natives to forbear this dreadful poison. A Great Hand at Wnist. One of the most extraordinary inci dents you ever heard of in connection with whist occurred in Westminster lately. Four gentlemen of the highest respectability, with -whom I am well acquainted, were playing at whist one evening. They had been playing a couple of hours, when one of them, after having dealt, found his hand to consist of the whole thirteen trumps. Two packs of cards were used alter nately all the time, and this eoourred with one of them after being shuffled and cut in the usual manner. Can you or any of your correspondents give an other instance of this ever having taken place ? r - An apparently well authenticated case of the dealer holding thirteen trumps, supplemented by three other hands as extraordinary, -was published some ten yeacs ago in Bell's Life, Our correspondents inquire as to what are the odds against its happen ing again. The mind is incapable of guessing the enormous number of pos sible ways in which 52 cards can be dealt equally among four players. It has been calculated that if the entire population of the earth, taken at one thousand mllions of persons, were to deal the cards incessantly day and night -. for one , hundred millions of years, at the rote of a deal by each per son ft minute, they would not have ex hausted the one hundred thousandtk part of the number of the essentially different ways in whioh the oards can be distributed. The odds against the dealer holding thirteen trumps may be taken in round figures at one hundred aud fifty-nine thousand millions ta one. "Making Up With IIer. We old fellows have all been there, and we can remember all about it. , We loved her guess we did! and we knew that she loved in return. But one day she crave Sam Tomnkins a smile, or she let Tom Watkins walk home with her under an umbrella, or she did some other simple thing, and we got huffy. We loved her all the time, but we sat down and wrote her a letter, dating it at midnight, saying that we wanted all those letters and that ring and that photograph ' back. We hoped she wonldn t return em, but we leit a malicious pleasure in punishing her. The letter was sent or handed to her personally, and we met her with a cold " good morning as she came to scnooi, but bestowed our best smile on Lavina Wedge, the homliost girl in the town. Our heart ached when we looked across the desks and saw her - slyly reading the letter and trying U keep back the tears ; but we went over to the third girl behind to borrow a geography, and to tho second girl in front to bor row a grammar, and we were entirely unconscious of the presence of the girl wo loved. We stood beside her in the class as straight as a pole, never letting on that we saw her, and tho mutual agreement that if one missed the other should do the same, in order to keep together, was broken. We tried to feel maliciously glad when we went to the head and left her near the foot, but we couldn't do it. It went on this way for three or four days. Once in a while wo caught her looking at us with a sad, sweet smile, as if she were some poor orphan with no friend in the world ; and her note said that she couldn't part with the let ters and the keepsakes. We hold out bravely until it began to hurt us the most, and then we got ready to " make up. It couldu t be done suddenly, that would be acknowledging our wrong. We waited until noon-time. and then as she sat eating her dinner in her seat we began looking for a lost book. We thought it was under the seat next to he-s, and while we were looking for it she spoke. Wo heard, but pretended not to, and she spoke again. Then we coldly replied, but sat down near by and asked if " she had those letters with her." " Bhe said no, and we moved nearer. She said it wasn't her fault, and we said it wasn't ours, and somehow our lingers touched. No one knew what a burden of anxiety was rolled away in five minutes, and how much clearer the afternoon sun shone for it. ' She seemed dearer than ever before, and when the brown eyes cleared the teais away and the merry dimples came back, we wondered how we cotild have been suoh an un feeling wretch, and yet it was the same thing over in less thnn six weeks. - Ah, me! Those lovers who have had a smooth path and married without having quarrels and make-ups and jealousies will never know what true love is. Henry Ward Bcecher's Romance, In a sermon lately Rev. Henry Ward lieeclier told the following story : Tom was a stranmmr. healthy bov. with a great appetite. He lived hp in the mountains among the charcoal burners until he was nineteen. Then he went down into the valley and hired out to a farmer. Tom was a scllion and a drudge, and first along the farmer hesitated to trust even the hogs to his care. But there was a glimmering of something in him that showed just a little through his uncouthness. After a year or two he became a full farm la borer a broad-shouldered, deep-chest ed, powerful fellow, who made himself clumsily useful. Well, about that time the farmer s daughter came home from school. What a revelation she was to Tom. He never knew until then what it was to worship anything, nor how awkward and coarse he was. He would have given all he had, which wasn't much, to learn how to get into a room without hitting the door, or what to do with his hands, or how to sit down right. He began to change his clothes for better ones when he came in from the day's work, and there was about him tho dawning or improvement. Finally the great day came. Ho stood trembling before the farmer's daughter, the hard word was spoken, and she didn't repulse him. I think there is nothing in the life of a man which so rouses and stirs him as love. Tom went to the wrestling matohes, and what a vim there was in him. He read, he went to church, ne wanted to see how neorile aoted. And when after good life he grew to be an old man, and talked in a trembling voice to his grandchildren, he used to say, " O, what a wife she was to me. Whatever I became she made mo." The world is full of just such instances of blessed innuence. Does " Drumming" Pay I There is just now a warm discussion, especially among dry goods jobbers, relative to the value of " drummers." and looking toward breaking up the drumming system altogether, several of our largest houses will send no Bales men out this season. . They propose to make prices low, send out occasional samples, and make the buyer feel the real necessity of coming to market and canvassing the trade. The present condition of the interior trade shows too plainly the evils of buying wholly from road samples. Many who have been wholly dependent on drummers for goods are now asking for exten sions, and, ia too many cases, have in stock goods diihouit to move. The salesman, drumming through the coun try is often too apt to consider the cus tomer and not his employer. Anxiety to send home good full orders often in duces him to neglect some important fact that might curtail his patron's credit, because it would reduoe the sum total of sales and . might displease the customer. Thus the customer gets overloaded, and at settling day falls back on 'the selling firm for speoial ravors. nost on commercial JJvlltetin, It business men spent one-quarter tne amount oi me expenses of " drum mers" in advertising in local papers, they would make money by the ohange. In the West business men have tried this and found it to be the true way of maung country vraae, . An Economical Wife. The following letter from Lady Compton to her husband. Lord Comp ton, afterward earl of Northampton, written in the year 1610, the eighth year of James I., shows that our grand mothers were not bo sparing of their husbands' purses, after all, as some would have us think them : "Mr Sweet Life. Now I have de clared to you my mind for the settling of your state, I suppose that it were best for me to bethink and consider within myself wlat allowance were moetost for me. I pray and beseech you to grant to me, your most kind and loving wife, the sum of 2,600 ($13,000), quar terly to be paid. Also, I wonld, besides that allowance, have 600 ($3,000), quarterly to be paid, for the perform ance of charitable works ; and those things I wonld not, neither will, be ac countable for. Also, I will have three horses for my own saddle, that none shall dare to lend or borrow ; none lend but I, none borrow but you. Also, I would have two gentlewomen, lest one should be sick, or have some other let. Also, believe it, it is an uudecent thing for a gentlewoman to stand mumping alone, when God hath blessed their lord and lady with a great estate. Also, when I ride a-hunting or a-hawking, or travel from one house to another, I will have them attendinar : so. for either of those said women, I must and will have for either of them a horBe. Also, X will have six or eight gt ntlemen, and I will have my two coaches, one lined with velvet to myself, with our very fair horses ; and a coach for my women, lined with cloth and laced with gold, otherwise with scarlet, and laced with silver, with four good horses. Also, I will have two coachmen one for my own coach, and one for my women. Also, for that it is undecent to crowd up myself with my gentlemanusher in my coach, I will have him to have a convenient horse to attend me, either in city or country. And I must have two footmen. And my desire is, that you defray all the charges for me. And lor myself, besides my yearly allowance, I would have twenty gowns of apparel, six of them excellent good ones, eight of them for the country, and six of them very excellent good ones. Also, I would have to put in my purse 2,000 ($10,000), and you to pav my debts. I would have 6,000 ($50,000) to buy me jewels, and 4,000 ($20,000), to buy me a pearl chain. ' Now, seeing I have been, and am, so reasonable unto you, I pray you do find my children apparel, and their schooling, and all my servants their wages. Also, 1 will have all my houses furnished, and my lodgidg-chambors to be suited with all such furniture as is fit, as beds, stools, chairs, cushions, carpets, silver warming-pans, cupboards of plate, fair hangings, aud such like. " So now that I have declared to you what I would have, and what it is that I would not have, I pray you, when you be an earl, to allow me 2,000 (iSiu.uuu), more than 1 now desire, and uouuie attendance. A Vehicle for Heat. . A correspondent of the Boston Jour nul of Chemistry furnishes the follow ing sensible advice concerning the ap. plication of heat to the body. Wring. ing out clothes in hot water, infusions of hops or other plants, and placing them upon the part atlected, is probi blv the blan most frenuentlv mirsued. This practice is objectionable, because it needs close care to prevent wetting and chilling when cool, and also to be so frequently renewed and reapplied, to keep up the due amount of heat. I was led to select Indian meal, as it is gener ally on hand in the larder, is of light weight, not unpleasant in odor, and holds heat a long time. Corn meal after grinding, will bear several times' trans portation, and, after delivery and dis position in the bins of the granary, will for hours still be warm from the fric tion of grinding. When, therefore, it is desired to apply dry heat to any per son, it is only required to place a quan tity of the Indian meal in a baking pan on a heated stove, and stir constantly till thoroughly warmed. It should not be burnt. It can then be put into woolen sanks and tied up and applied as a hot bottle usually is or into large flannel bags, if for the abdomen. In a care of successful resuscitation of a new-born child, the "heated meal was poured into an oblong chopping-tray, a flannel cloth laid over it, and the infant in it. The cloth yielded, and the child was partly buried in the warm meal. It is found that the meal retains its heat long, and when it cools it docs not chill, which is a very important considera tion. Two sets of bags or wrappers may be provided, so that while one is being applied the other may be heated. The meal is not weighty. The aroma of it when heated is rather agreeable than otherwise. Nutritive Value or Black Tea. Tea is not only to be considered as a stim ulant, but also as nourishment. That people who use tea are able to live longer and do more work on an insufficient amount of food than those who abstain from the boverace. is attri buted to its power of presenting the waste of me douv, ana in tne animal economy may be compared to the financial proposition that a "penny saved is twice earned." From the large amount of nitrogen it contains, it may also be considered, to a certain extent, a direct means of nourishment. Exchange. The above is rather too broad, for tea does not agree so well with every person. A person with weak digestive powers one whose food is liable to "sour on his stomach" cannot use tea to advantage, for it " sours" readily. Coffee used in moderation is best in all such cases, for it has a tendency to prevent food from becoming acid in the stomach. The grand flourish about the bene ficial effects of tea on acoount of the large amount of nitrogen which it con tains does the writer but little honor in the way of showing up his information. A. Vogal,. the noted chemist . put tea through a careful test whioh showed that the extract made from a thorough drawing of the leaves, gave 2.8 per cent, nitrogen, while the drawn leaves gave 8.58. From this it would seem that tea contain s 5.66 percent, nitrogen, but that, in order to get the benefit of it, we would be necessitated to not only drink the tea, but to eat the leaves also, the latter containing by far the largest per cent. Mysterious Disappearance. Mysterious disappearances that cause years of painful suspenso, says an ex change, and very often intense suffer ing, are, we regret to say, becoming common. Young men, and old men likewise, from a lack of some honest, healthful occupation, get the notion in to their heads that either their wives, their kinsmen, their friends, or their acquaintances, or perhaps all of these, do not appreciate them as much as they ou ht, and, having brooded over it for some time, decide at last to punish the unappreciative ones by mysteriously disappearing, and botaking themselves to secluded neighborhoods from which to enjoy the "rare sport"-of seeing a number of worthy persons busy , at work telegraphing to every police station in the country ; having photographs taken for distribution among detectives. drag ging ponds, canals, lake, and rivers ; getting excited over rumored "traces," or, worse still, identifying and giving burial to the remains of those whom they had never known in life. Of this class the discontented, otherwise called the eccentric, young husband, is the most cruel. He, after permitting the body of another human being to be interred in his family vault, and allow ing his sorrow-stiicken widow to admin ister on his estate, and morn for him, sometimes turns up again, and, as ho supposes, prevents, or balks, the desire of the widow to marry some other man. There was a case of the kind in Williams burg, a year ago, and there have been several others since in the Western States. The old, rich eccentrio who desires to witness a scramble for his property among his hungry kinsmen, sometimes disappears from the world far awhile, and boys who have fed on Eernicious literature, almost break the earts of their parents by starting on expeditions to undiscovered islanilsi to seize the Governments, subdue the 'in habitants, and marry the daughters of the kings. But, much as we regret to hear of boys acting in this manner, wo should be better pleased if the number of mysterious disappearances was made up from their ranks aloue. It is tho married men and the bachelors of ma ture years who, nowadays, do most of tho running away mysteriously, and this fact is due, as wo have hinted be fore, not altogether, but in a great measure, to a lack of heathful occupa tion for men who have inherited the wealth of hnrd-working, industirious fathers without any of the natural gifts that would make it valuable to them. Queen Victoria's Parliament. The Parliament which is so soon about to pass away into the region of history, is the eighth Parliament which has been assembled under the reign of Her Majesty, and the tenth since the passing of tho first Reform Bill. The Parliament which was sitting at the death of William IV., in June, 1837, came to an end iu the following month by the demise of tho Crown, and the new Parliament elected in the August, which met in the November of that year, was dissolved in June, 1841, haz ing lasted four years. Her Majesty's second Parliament, elected in August, 18il, was dissolved in July, 1847, hav ing lasted nearly six yeaM. Her third Parliament, which met in the Novem ber of the same year, was dissolved in July, 1852, having lasted about four years and three-quarters. The fourth Parliament of Her Majesty met iu November, 1852, and was dissolved in March, 1857, having lasted four years and a'.half. Tho fifth Parliament of Her Majesty was the briefest in dura tion, having met in April, 1857, and having been dissolved in the spring of laO'J, after a life of little more than two years duration. Tho next Parliament, which assembled in April, 1859, lasted six years, being dissolved early in 1805; and Her Majesty's seventh Parliament, the immediate predecessor of the pres ent one, lasted from the spring of 1865 to the autumn of 1868, about three years and a half. The present, which will nereaiter be known as Mr. Ulad stone s i'avliament, was elected in November and December, 1868, and hence has enjoyed an existence of a lit tle over five years. Consequently it has lived longer than any of its predeces sors, except only those of 1841-47 and lbO'J-05. As Her Majesty has now reigned for nearly 37 years, it will be seen upon an easy calculation that the average duration of the Parliaments which have been assembled at West minster under Queon Victoria has been a little over four years and a half. A Xovel Cure for Rheumatism. An Englishman with rheumatio gout found this singular remedy a cure for his ailment : He insulated his bedstead from the floor by plaoing under each post a broken-off bottom of a glass bot tle. He says the effect was magical that he had not been free from rheu matic gout- for fifteen years, and that he began to improve immediately after the application of the insulators-. We are reminded by this statement, says the Scientijle American, of a patent obtained through this oilice lor physician some twelve or more yoars ago, which created' considerable inter est at the time. The patent consisted in placing glass cups under the bed posts in a similar manner to the above. and the patentee claimed to have effec ted some remarkable cures by the use oi ms glass insulators. Contradicted. . A cousin of Louis Kossuth cofitra- diets in a letter to the Chicago Times the statement that Kossuth is in the im- Eecunious strait the papers have plaoed im in. He is not compelled to teach for a livelihood, having sufficient means of his own to live upon snugly and pleasantly. , His two sons, who bye with him, are civil engineers, and can earn largely more than enough for their own support, and aie but too glad to share what they have with their beloved father. He is now seventy-two, and his hair is perfectly white. He is by no means unforgotten by his countrymen on the contrary, though not in accord with the present order of things be tween Hungary and Austria, he never' tbeleea ecjoyi the highest esteem of his countrymen, Items of Interest. ;J No one but a fool is always right. Edwin Booth,' the tragedian, is a bankrupt. . Berlin streots are to be cleaned hore- after by a now steam sweeping machine Gladstone has created forty peers sinoe his accession to office, five years ago. ' , A club of farmers in Chesterfield, 111., takes $100 worth of newspapers annu ally, r - .; Queen Victoria is said to be writing a book, tne scone being jam in uer- many. , A colored man living near Hunting don, Tenn., claims to bo the father of sixty-five children. : " The Spanish Government is said to have agreed to an exchange of prison ers with the Carliets. James Gordon Bennet, proprietor of the New York Iferald, has given $30,000 to the poor of New York City. A Butte County (Cal.) man receives $2,000 a year rent for 160 acrca of land. The land is worked by Chinese garden ers - - Bancroft recently appeared on skates at the Thiergarten Pond in Berlin. He is said to have dono tho " eagle " very nicely. An Italian musical education, together with the advantage of a c ArTpcronr.coRts a young lady 5,000 a year on an average. There is an csiublislimcnt in Paris whose solo bnsine'fe is to make over and recurl feathers. Che business done is enormous. :Y The questiouVs frequently asked, " How much is ve horso power ?" We saw a man who was kicked by a horso the other day, but he i3 too sick to tell. . The question of tho legal right of a woman to be Justice of the l'eaco in Maiue is at issue, and tho Governor hns asked the Supreme Court for a de cision. It concerns thoso who trip the light fantastic toe to know that one young lady lately receive! such injuries by falling on a waxed ball-room floor as resulted in death. Young Lady : " O, I am so glad you like birds ; which kind do you admire most?" Old Squab : " Well, I think the goose, with plenty of stuffing, is about as good as any." John Eiswnrtbf of Hartford, dreamed that he was carried on a train to St. Louis, and there met his long-lost brother-in-law. He wroto to St. Louis, and the brother-in-law was there. Mrs. McCrum, of Kalamazoo, ban twins; but she isu'tiproud, for one of them weighs only 1 lb. 10 oz., and tho other only 1 lb. 8 oz. This is a caso in which he ounces are oi importance. A man lost his railway season ticket nearly a year ago. Last week he fouud it in his liiblo. tie has thought it necessary to publish iu the newspapers a statement that "it wasn't his other Bible." A correspondent piteously inquires : How long are the poople of Missouri to be robbed ?" We cannot answer says the St. Louis Globe, as the Legis lature has not fixed the day of adjourn ment. ' Douglas county, Oregon, boasts of a lady who has been married nine times, has eight husbands living, and is living with none of them, jviore than this, she has a daughter who is now twenty three years of age, andliving with her third husband. H. B. Harvey, Wor. MaRter of a Ma sonic lodge in Troy, JN. t., says the country is overrun with bad characters who solicit relief on tho ground of being Masons. He has had eight ap plications in a day from men who, as he learned upon investigation, had been expelled from lodges. . May it please your -honor," said a lawyer, addressing ono of the city judges, " I brought tho prisoner from jail on a habeas corpus." " Well," said a fellow in an undertone, who stood in the rear of the court, " these lawyers will say any thing. I saw the man get out of a hack at the court-room door." Bret Harte says the success of Arto- mus Ward in England was a surprise, even to his warm friends. Ho told Bret that on the first night of his ap pearance in London it was a toss-up whether he would be arrested after the lecture or invited to dinner. He added, with that delicious because half-unconscious satire, " Heads won 1" M. Tany, in a communication to the Academic des Sciences, objects to vanes as indicators of - the wind, since they indicate a direction when there is no wind, and they do not indicate the force or velocity of the wind. He would substitute a little flag suspended by a cord from a metallio ring, pulleyed on a vertical rod. This is worthy oi consideration. Interviewing has reached its height in Chicago. A reporter of one of the loading papers visited the police in spector, and informed the publio- that "Mr. Sheridan sat back in his chair gracefully smiling at a group of fledg ling firemen, and spurting rich-colored tobacco juice into a ravenous spittoon with marvelous accuracy and over whelming constancy." A young man who was teamed-in Detroit six months ago has joined in the discussion of the question of family economy, but his little contribution is far from satisfactory. ''I da not," he says, "understand howit is. ,1 used to figure it out, as I sat with my arm round her waist on Sunday nights, and all it would then cost to live wonld be $2.75 a week, and now I spend $13 and am hungry half the time.!, 1 .i ut Wishing to keep it souvenir of his visit, an excursionist to Brighton, who had never seen the sea before, thought he Would take home with him a bottle f ul of sea water. While he was in the act of filling the bottle, an old Bait, who had been watohiug him asked, " What are you up to ?" Why,' fill ing my bottle with salt water, as you see", "Well, you must only half fill it." ." Why?" "Cos, If you don't, when the tide rises, it will be sure to overflow,"