, ( ' i , n ill HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editor end Publisher NII DESPEHANDUM, Two Dollars per Annurn. HI. RIDGWAY, ELK COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 1873. NO. 30. Harvest. Spring bath the morning gladness, Tho hope of budding leaven ; And Bummer in her queenly lap The wealth of noon receives But Autumn hath the twilight's crown, ; The joy of gariibred Bheaves. Whore late in stately phalanx The ribboned corn was seen, Where the goldon wheat was waving, And the oats in silver sheen, And where the buckwheat snow was white, . Hath tho reaper's sickle beon. In clouds the purple aster Infolds the hill-sidos bare i The Bumach lifts its vivid plumos Like flame ; tho misty air Hath hints of rainbow splendors Estray and captive there, Tho hidden seed that slumbered, So safe beneath the snow, When the bridegroom sun with kisses '. Made earth's wan check to glow, With thrills of lifo was quickened, And could not help but grow. By softest love-caressing, By sweetest drops of dew, '3Iid sudden Btorms of passiou And heats of wrath, it grew, Till the fields were ripe to harvest, And the year's long work was through. The mother-earth is tired No child on mother breast Lies soft till after birth throes Toil giveth right to rest ; And all the joy of harvest With the peace of God is bleBsed. ItOJIAXCE OF AN OLD BUREAU. In the summer of 1867, after a pro longed course of Russian steppes, Crimean hill-sides, Moscow churches, St. Petersburg boulevards, Finnish lakes, and Swedish forests, I found my self at Berlin, and during the first week of my stay was bnsy from dawn to dusk in exhausting, with the systematic in dustry of the genuine British tourist, the "sights" of that methodical citv, which Mr. Murray's " Koran," in red binding, politely defines as " an oasis of brick amid n Sahara of dust," and in studying all the niinutire of that pipe clayed civilization which appears to advance, like the national army, in time to the music of the "Pas de Charg." Just as my lionizing fever was begin ning to abate, a slight service, rendered in a pouring wet day in the park, brought me into closer relations with a pleasant-looking elderly German, who had frequently crossed my rambles, and more, than once halted to exchange a few words with me in the frank, open hearted fashion of the hospitable Teu tonic race. Our acquaintance, how ever, was still in embryo, when, on the day of which I am speaking, the old man, having taken shelter under a thinly folinged tree, was in a fair way to be thoroughly drenched, I came to the rescue with my umbrella. Observ ing yiat he had got wet through before gaining his impromptu refuge, I in sisted upon taking him to my lodgings (which were close at hand), and drying him thoroughly before I let him go; his own residence, ns I found on inquiry, being at a considerable distance The old man's gratitude knew no bounds, and next morning he reappeared with a hospitable smile upon his broad luce, announcing that he had told "his folk" of my kindness to him, that his " Haus fraii" and his "kleine Gretehen" wished to thank me themselves; that, in short, I must come and eat tea-cakes withtheni that very evening, and smoke a German pipe afterwards, which Herr Ilolzraann, in common with the major ity of his countrymen, regarded as the acme of human felicity. In order to secure himself against any evasion, he added, with a resolute air, that, as I might possibly lose my way, he would come and fetch me himself. Punctual as death or acollector of water rates, Herr Heinrich Holzman present ed himself at tho time appointed, and marched mo off in triumph to a neat, conifortable-looking little house on the southern side of the town, with a small garden in front of it. The garden was of the invariable German type ; the same trim little flower-beds, accurate as regiments on parade; the same broad gravel walk, laid out with mathematical regularity; the same trellis-work sum-mer-liouse festooned with creepers at the farther end, and the same small table in the centre of it, are mounted by a corpulent teupot of truly domestic proportions, presided over in this case by two female figures, who, on our approach, camo. forward to greet us, and are introduced to me by my host as his wife and daughter. Frau Holzmann (or, ns her husband calls her, Lieschen) is a buxom, moth erly, active-looking woman, apparently about fifty years of age, with that snug fireside expression (suggestive of hot tea-cakes and well-aired sheets) charac teristic of the well-to-do German matron; but a close observer may detect on the broad, smooth forehead, in those round, rosy cheeks, the fiiiut but indelible im press of former trials and sufferings ; and through ths ring of her voice, full and cheery though it is, runs an under tone of melancholy that would sem to tell of a time in the far distant past when such sadness was only too habitual. The daughter, Margarethe or Gret ehen, as her parents call her who may be about eighteen, is one of those plump, melting damsels, with china blue eyes and treacle-colored hair, who never appear without a miniature of Schiller on their neck, and a paper of prunes in their pocket, and who, after flowing on for a whole evening in a slow, steady, canal-like current of sentiment, will sup upon sucking pig and apricot jam with an appetite of which Dando, the oyster eater, might have been justly proud. Both welcome me with true German cordiality, and overwhelm me with thanks for my courtesy to the head of the family, reproaching him at the same time for bringing me in before they have completed their preparations, and made everything comfortable for me ; to give time for which little opera tion, Herr Heinrich marches me into a trim .little dining-room opening upon the garden, and thrusts me into an easy chair and a pair of easy slippers, while I take a hasty survey of the chamber into which I have been thus suddenly ushered. It is one of those snug, cozey little rooms, spotless in cleanliness and fault less in comfort, immortalized by Wash ington Irving in his description of the Dutch settlements in North America. The floor is polished like a mirror ; the tasteful green and white paper (which looks delightfully fresh this sultry weather) seems as fresh as the day it was put on ; while the broad, well stuffed sofa, which takes up nearly one whole eide of the room, seems just made for the brawny beam-ends of some port ly German burgher, or the restless rolly pooly limbs of his half-dozen big ba bies. Above the chimney-piece, along which stands the usual china shep herdesses, " Presents from Dres den," and busts of Goethe and Schiller, hangs a staring, highly colored medley of fire, smoke, blue anil white uniforms, rearing horseB, and overturned cannon, which some crabbed Teutonio letters beneath it proclaim to be "Die Schlacht bei Konniggartz, 3 Juli, 18G6 ;" while facing it from above the sofa is a rather neatly done water-color likeness of a chubby, fair-haired lad, in an infantry uniform, whom I rightly guess to be my host's soldier son William (a house hold word in his father's mouth), now on garrison duty at Spandau. But the object which especially at tracts my attention is a tall, grim bureau of dark oak, in the further cor ner beyond the fire-place, decorated with those quaint old German carvings which carry one back to the streets of Nuremberg and the house of Albrecht Durer. There stand Adam and Eve, in all their untrammelled freedom, shoul der to shoulder, like officers in the cen tre of a hollow square, with all the beasts of the earth formed in "close or der around them, and the tree of knowl edge standing up like a sign-post in the rear. There the huge frame of Goliath, smitten by the fatal stone, reels over like a falling tower, threatening to crush into powder the swarm of diminutive Philistines who hop about in the back ground. There appear the chosen twelve, with faces curiously individual ized, in spite of all the roughness of the carving, and passing through every gradation, from the soft, womanly fea tures of the beloved disciples to the bearded, low-bred, ruffianly visage of him "which also was the traitor." And there the persecutor Saul, not yet transformed into! Paul the Apostle (sheathed in steel from top to toe, armed with a sabre that might have suited Bluebeard himself, and attended by a squadron of troopers armed cap-a-pie), rides at full gallop past the gate of Damascus on his errand of de struction. "The bureau must be a very old one," remarked I, tentatively. " It is, indeed; but that's not why we value it," answers the old man, with kindling eyes. "That bureau is the most precious thing wehave; and there's a story attached to it which will never be forgotten in our family, I'll answer for it. I'll tell you the story one of these days, but not to-night, fcr we mustn't spoil our pleasant evening by any sad recollections. And" here, in good time, comes Lieschen to tell us that tea's ready." I will not tantalize my readers with a cataloguo of the good cheer which heaped the table; suffice it to say, the meal was one that would have tempted the most "notorious evil liver" that ever returned incurable from Calcutta, and seasoned with a heartiness of wel come which would have made far poorer fare acceptable. Fresh from reminis cences of " Hermann and Dorothea," I could almost have imagined myself in the midst of that finest domestic group of the great German artist. The hearty old landlord of the Golden Lion, and his "klnge ver stindige Hausfrau," were before me to the life; the blue eyed Madchen, who loaded my plate with tea-cakes, might, with the addition of a little dignity, have made a very passable Dorothea; while " brother Wil helm," had he been there, would have represented my ideal Hermanu quite fairly. Nor was the "friendly chat" wanting to complete the picture. The old man, warming with the presence of a new listener, launched into countless stories of his soldier son, who, young as he was, had already smelt powder on more than one hard fought field, during the first short fever of the seven weeks' war. Frau Lisbeth, who was an actual mine of those quaint old legends which are nowhere more perfect than in Ger many, poured forth a series of tales which would have made the fortune of any " Christmas Number " in Britain; while the young lady, though rather shy at first, shook off her bashfulness by degrees, and asked a thousand ques tions respecting the strange regions which I had recently quitted; the sandy wastes of the Volga, and the voiceless solitudes of the Don relics of former glory which still cling around ancient Kazan wicker-work shanties inhabited by brawling Cossacks and Crimean cav erns tenanted by Tartar peasants bat tered Kertch and ruined Sebastopol Odessa, with her sea-fronting boule vard, and sacked Kiev, with her dim catacombs and diadem of gilded towers the barbario splendor of ancient Mos cow, and the imperial beauty of queenly Stockholm. It was late in the evening before I departed, which I was not al lowed to do without promising once and again not to be long of returning. And I kept my word ; for the quiet happiness of this little circle, so simple and so open-hearted, was a real treat to a restless gad-about like myself. Be fore the month was at an end I had strolled around the town with Herr Holzmann a dozen times; I had par taken fully as often of Frau Lisbeth's inexhaustible tea-cakes; I had present ed Fraulein Mafgarethe, on the morn ing of her eighteenth birthday, with a pair of Russian ear-drops, accompany ing my gift ( as any one in my place might well have done ) by a resounding kiss on both cheeks, which the plump little Madchen received as frankly as it was given. But the relentless divinity of the scythe and scalp-lock, who pro verbially waits for no man, at length put a period to my stay in Berlin ; and one evening, a few days before my de- Earture, I reminded Herr Heinrich of is promise to tell me the history of the old bureau which had attracted my attention. The old man, nothing loath, settled himself snugly in the ample corner of the sofa, fixed bis eyes upon the quaint old piece of furniture which formed the theme of his course.and be gan sf follows : " You must know, then, mein Herr, that in the year of '52 business began to rather fall off with me (I was a cabinet maker, you remember,) and from bad it came to worse, until I thought some thing should really be done to put mat ters to rights. Now just about this time all manners of stories were begin ning to go about of tho high wages paid to foreign workmen in Russia, and the heaps of money that sundry Germans who had gone there from Breslan and Konigsberg and elsewhere were making in St. Petersburg and Moscow. And so I pondered and pondered over all these tales, and the plight I was in, till at last I began to think of going and trying my luck as well as the rest. My wife and I talked it over, and settled that it should be done ; and we were just getting ready to start, when one night a message came that my old uncle, Ludwig Holzmann, of the Freidrich Strasse (who had taken offence at my marriage, and never looked near me since), was dying, and wanted to see me immediately. So away I went my wife wanted to go, too, but I thought she had better not and when I got there I found the old man lying in a kind of a dose, and nobody with him but the. doctor and the pastor, who lived close by. "So I sat down to wait till he awoke ; and sure enough, in about half an hour, his eyes opened and fell full upon me. He raised himself in bed I think I see him now, with the lamp-light falling on his old, withered face, making it look just like one of the carvings on the old bureau, which stood at the foot of the bed and said, in a hoarse whisper, ' Heinrich, my lad, I've not forgotten thee, although the black cat has been between us a bit lately. When I'm dead thoul't have that bureau yonder ; there's more in it than thou think'st ;' and he sank back with a sort of choking 'laugh that twisted his face horribly. Those were his last words, for after that he fell into a kind of stupor and died the same night. " When his property came o be di vided, every one was surprised, for they had all thought him much richer. I got the bureau, just as he said ; and, remembering his words about it, we ransacked all the drawers from end to end, but found nothing except two or three old letters and a roll of tobacco ; so we made up our minds that Jie must have cither been wandering a little, or else that God forgive him he had wanted to play ns one more trick before he died. In a few weeks more all was ready for our going, and away we went to St. Petersburg. " When we got there, we found it not at all such a land of promise as the stories made it out ; but still there was good wages for those who could work ; and for the first year or two we get on well enough. But after a time in came a lot of French fellows, with new-fangled tricks of carving that pleased the Russian gentry more than our plain German fashions ; and trade began to get slack and money to run short. Ah ! mein Herr, may you never feel what it is to find yourself sinking lower and lower, work as hard as you like, and one trouble coming on you after another, till it seems as if God had forgotten you." The old hero's voice quivered with emotion, and an unwonted tremor dis turbed the placid countenance of his wife, while even the sunny face of the little Fraulein looked strangely sad. I' Well, mein Herr, we struggled on in this way for two years longer, hoping always that our luck would turn, and putting the best face we could on it ; though many a time when the children came to ask me why I never brought them pretty things now, as I used to do at home, I could almost have sat down and cried. At last the time came when be could stand against it no long er. There was a money-lender close by us, from which we had borrowed a't higher interest than we could afford, who was harder upon us than any one, (may it not be laid to his charge here after !), and he, when he saw that we were getting behind in our payments, seized our furniture, and announced a sale of it by auction. I remember the night before the sale as if it was yester day. My boy Wilhelm was very 'ill just then, and no one knew whether he would live or die ; and when my wife and I sat by his bed that night, and looked at each other and thought of what was to come, I really thought my heart would have broken. Ah ! my Lisbeth, we have indeed been in trouble together." As he uttered the last words the old mnn clasped fervently the broad, brown hand of his wife, who returned the pressure with interest, and, after a slight pause, he resume thus : "On the morning of the sale a good many people assembled, and among the rest came the district inspector of po lice. He was a kind man in his way, and had given me several little jobs to do when I first came over ; but he was not very rich himself, and nobody could blame him for not helping us when he had his own family to think of. How ever, I've no doubt he came to our sale in perfect good faith, meaning to give the best price for what he bought. "Well, in he came, and the first thing mat caugut ma eye was the old bureau, which stood in a corner of the room. It seemed to take his fancy, and he went across to have a nearer view of it. He began trying the grain of the wood drawing his nail across one Dart, rat) ping another with his knuckles till all at once I saw him stop short, bend his neaa aown as n listening, and give an other rap against the back of the bureau, His face lighted up suddenly, as if had just found out something he wanted to Know ; and he beckoned me to him. ' Do you know whether this bureau has a secret spring anywhere about ?' asked he : "lor the back seems to be hollow. I said I had never noticed anything of tne sort nor, indeed, had I ; for, when we found that the drawers were empty, we looked no further. Now. however. he and I began to search in good earn est ; and at last the inspector, who had plenty of practice in such work since he entered the police, discovered a little iron prong, almost like a rusty nail, sticking up from one of the carved figures, He pressed it, and instantly the whole top of tho bureau flew up like the lid of a box, disclosing a deep hollow, in which lay several packets of bank-notes and government shares, about a dozen rouleaux of gold Freder icks, tightly rolled up in cotton, and two or three jewel-cases, filled with valuable rings and bracelets the whole amounting, as we afterwards calculated, to more than 20,000 Prussian thalers. "Well, you may think how we felt. saved as wo were in the uttermost strait by a kind of miracle ; and how we blessed the name of my old uncle, when we saw how truly he had spoken. The inspector (God filess him !) refused to touch a pfennig of the windfall, saying that ne was suiucienuy rewarded by seeing so many good people made hap py ; so we paid our debts, packed up all that we nad, and came back to our own folk and our own fatherland, never to leave it again. A Romantic Will Case. An extraordinary will case is now at tracting attention in Michigan. For twenty-five or thirty years everybody about Troy, N. Y., had supposed Abra ham Schryver dead. When his wife's father died, he settled up the estate and decamped with the proceeds, amounting to nearly a million dollars, leaving his wife to provide as best she could for four children nnd a young babe. For months she suffered agonies of suspense and griel on account of the mysterious disappearance. Then came the news that he was in Canada, and later still the deserted wife received a newspaper from Canada containing an obituary of "the late Abraham Schryver," and thenceforward sue and her children gave him up as dead. She struggled on and brought them up well, and now when she is old and her middle-aged children are married and settled about her, tho story of his wanderings is revealed to them in a most startling and dramatic manner. Schryver appears to have set tled in Port Huron, Mich. He was re cently on his death-bed, and his house keeper allowed no one to watcn over him in his dying moments but herself. He died, and his will, made at midnight and witnessed by hotel servants, left the bulk of his large property to his supposed wife. Only $500 was be queathed to a daughter whom ho had adopted, and dissatisfied with this will, and knowing that the testator had not been exactly in his right mind, she wrote to Troy for some information about Abraham Schryver and his rela tions. The Schryver children investi gated the affair, and will contest the will on the ground tnat the lather was not in his right mind, and that the in strument is a forgery, as shown by mis takes he could not have fallen into con cerning his own family. The Nettle Tree or Australia. The most remarkable nettle of this country is the Urtica ffigas, or rough nettle tree. This tree has a largo leaf, something like a sunflower leaf, hirsute beneath, and every bristle has a most painful sting. Some gentlemen who had been in Illawara, collecting speci mens of trees for the Paris exhibition, told me that they had measured one of these wonderful trees, which was thirty two feet round, and, I think, one hun dred and forty feet high. Such is tho potency of the virus of this tree, that horses which are driven rapidly through the forests where they abound, if they come in contact with their leaves, die in convulsions. I have seen a statement of the actual death in convulsions of his horse by a traveler through these parts ; and one of the gentlemen of the exhibition committee told me that, as they were riding in the Illawara forest, a young man who had lately arrived, and was ignorant of the nature of the tree, breaking off a twig as he rode along, had his hand instantly paralyzed by it. His fingers were pressed firmly together, and were as rigid as stone. Fortunately, a stockman who was near, observing it, came up and said," I see what is amiss, and will soon set all right." He gathered a species of arum, which grew near, for nature has planted the bane and tho antidote together in the low grounds, and rubbing tho hand with it, it very soon relaxed and re sumed its natural pliancy. This is precisely the process used by the children in England. When nettled, they rub the place with a bruis' ed dock-leaf, saying all the while "Net tle go out, dock go in." A Regular Pest. Like the locust swarms of Egypt have the so-called " Croton bugs " taken pos session or nearlv every -dwelling house. office, warehouse, and other buildings in the various parts of the city of New lorn, cscarceiy a uesK, bureau drawer, closet, wardrobe, or even the refrigera tor, is exempt from the presence of these annoying insects. The flour bar rel is a special hive for them, resting and breeding there by the million un der the hoops, headings and wherever a crevice can be found. Even the sanctity of beds and bedding is not ex- empt irom tneir visitations, and, no matter how careful and tidv a house' wife may be, she cannot overcome the myriads of these pests as they swarm iroro. wainscotings, mantels, surbases, dining tables, window sills, floorings under carpets, from cupboards, and elsewhere and everywhere. They revel in the " dead shot " powders that are represented to be their " sure extermina- tors," and dance it may be the "dance of death," in the dough trough and bread basket, if they are dosed with Paris green, a poison so fatal to human life, and which they can track with them wherever thev travel. Thv ta nnid to be as harmless as crickets, but unlike the cricket, which is seldom visible, they are to be seen with the naked eye almost everywhere. The cricket is heard, but not seen ; the Croton bug is seen, but not heard. It does not bite but pinches and scratches, and is de clared by the papers to be an infliction of tne worst description. About 25,000 made the ancient tl ent. It takes considerable talent to make mat sum now-a-days. The Commercial Press. (Prom tho Shoe and Tin Trade Journal.) Mr. James C. Bavles, in his remarks before the Stove Manufacturers' Con vention at Niagara, gave voice to truths which are well known to those who con duct the newspaper press, but which are forgotten or ignored by those who should derive most benefit from the press which represents their business. A newspaper that seeks worthily to rep resent any class should nave lull and abundant information; it should be fresh, up to the period, and not only represent the latest theories, but give information concerning the latest facts. As one of the veterans of the profession remarked to un years ago, the editor must keep assimilating knowleJge in order to pour it forth. I.Ir. Bayles ut tered this idea in other language, but there is a substantial agreement as to facts. And in this respect the public do not as yet second our efforts. Great improvements may be introduced in manufacturingthe editor is left to hear of it by chance. There may be im portant changes in foreign markets with which but few houses have daily rela tions; scarcely one out of a hundred of such firms will think of sending a note giving an intimation that news has ar rived. Finding intelligence under such circumstances is very much like gold prospecting. You may possibly stum ble across something by accident. Our brethren of the political press have many advantages over us. Intel ligence comes promptly to them, and they have the whole range of the news of the world to comment upon. The political significance of the visit of the Shah of Persia to the Occidental na tions, the probable solution of the struggle between the Pope and the King of Italy, the unification of Ger many, and the Vienna Exposition, are few among the many topics "anorued by Europe alone. None of these ex cept the Exposition can be touched by newspapers which are founded to rep resent a special trade or class. The editor may feel the warmest interest in metaphysical and psychological studies, yet Herbert Spencer, Kant, Mill, or Comte cannot be spoken of in its col umns. Di Cesnola and his collection of antiquites are just as completely barred from his pages as Mommsen's research es in early Roman history, although there may be the strongest attractions in his mind for these speculations. He has but one path, and must keep to it. It is not too much, therefore, to asu that those who are interested in the questions he considers shall sometimes contribute of their knowledge. Knotty points may be unravelled, and obscure ones made plain. The held of tins special journalism is to be in the future very great. The prices of the raw material throughout the world and the state of the principal markets will be described, improve ments in the art will be reported, and and theoretical advantages will bo rea soned upon, while nothing of import ance will be omitted. Correspondents will be sent to examine and report upon every new process, and scientific men of the" highest capacity will be called in to review this work. Class journal ism has but just begun. May not the day of good and praiseworthy work in this line be hastened if the subscribers co-operate with the managers, and im part that intelligence they are so wil ling to receive ? Coal and Iron. The following statistics of the iron production of the United States will be particularly interesting at this time, when the growth of this business in this country and the decay of it in England are attracting so much attention. Tho figures are furnished by the American Iron and Steel Association, and convey the latest information on the subject, First, for some deductions from the tables : According to Henry C. Carey, the whole number of blast furnaces in the Union in 1810 was 153, yielding 54,000 tons of metal, equal to 16 pounds per head of the population. The estimated production of pig- metal in 1872, by all the furnaces in the Union, is estimated by this oilice at 2,100,000 gross tons, equal to about 110 pounds per head of the population. in 1854 the total production of antn racite pig-iron was 339,435 net tons, of which Pennsylvania made 267,747 tons, or 77 per cent. Xnlsa the total pro- duction of anthracite was 956,007 tons, an increase of nearly dUU per cent, over the production of 1854, of which Penn sylvania produced 714,700 tons, or about 75 per cent. in lol'J there were manufactured m the United Stutes 24,318 tons ( net ) of rails. In 1872 there were manufactured 941,992 net tons' of which Pennsylvania made 419,529 tons, or more than 44 per cent. Bessemer rails were first made in the United States in 1867 to fill contracts. In 1871 this branch of the iron industry had been so well developed that 60,042 net tons of steel and steel-headed rails were made in that year. In 1876, 94, 070 net tons of Bessemer rails alone were made an increase in one year of 56 2-3 per cent. The blast-furnaces in the United States now number about 600, of which about 100 were built in 1872 and 1873. A Fiendish Murder. The death of Miss Maggie Hammill, a wealthy young New York lady, at the residence of James and Sarah Merrigan, Williamsburgh, no longer remains a mystery. A confession has been made by the woman, from which it appears that Miss Hammill visited the Merrigan family and that Mrs. Merrigan and she quarreled. After the quarrel Mrs. Mer rigan made up her mind to kill her, and succeeded in doing so by strangling her with a piece of clothesline. Finding that Miss Hammill was dead, Mrs. Mer rigan, fearing that her husband would return, hid her between the bedtick and the slats. Then, not knowing what to do with the body, she concluded to keep her husband out of the room, and suc ceeded in doing so until the third night. at half-past nine o'clock, when she set nre to the place, with the hope of de stroying all traces of the murder. The body was lound badly burred, and the husband and wife are under arrest for the murder. An Old, Old Story. The following tale of terror, which has been told at different times of every country on the globe, now finds its American adaptation in the Opelousas (La.) Journal, in these terms : " Down in the parish of St. Martin an old widow lady, whose children had all married off and left her alone, had been persuaded to sell her little place and live with them. She sold her land, buildingp, and improvements one day for $2,000, and received the money in cash on the spot, in her own house, where the act of sale was passed before two witnesses, the number required by law, and who witnessed also the paying of the money. In a short time she was to give posses sion, but she remained in the house the night following the sale, all alone, or with no masculine adult inmates, as was her custom. That night two negro burglars broke into the house and de manded her money or her life. She gave it to them, but begged them to let her have 8100 of it, as she owed that amount, and wanted to pay the debt, when she would be satisfied. They final ly consented to let her keep the hundred dollars. They then ordered her to make some coffee for them to drink. In doing so, she bethought herself of some strychnine she had in the house, and quietly dropped it in the pot of steam ing coffee, and placed it on tho table with cups, spoons, and sugar for them to pour out and sweeten to their taste. This they did, and drank in a jolly mood, each one having nine hundred and fifty dollars in his pocket. But in a few minutes the tables were turned. One gave up the ghost where he sat at the table in his chair, and the other got up, staggered off a few feet, and tum bled into eternity. The good old lady recovered her money, and on examining the persons of the black, burglarious robbers, they turned out to be the two witnesses to the act of sale, both white men blackened for the occasion both her neighbors, and one was her cousin. Those Emp(ings. You have probably noticed, says the Danbury iVeu'8, what a thoughtful woman your wife is. She never forgets anything, and when she goes down cel lar after an article she is sure to bring up something beside that she may need. She calls that " making her head save her heels. Once m a while she may neglect something, but that is because she has so much on her mind she can't think of everything at once, and if some people had as much to do and keep track of as sue lios, there would ue nothing done at all. After she says this, it is time you either left or busied yourself with something else. We never knew a man who continued the conversation to appear satisfied after wards. She exhibits this thoughtfulness in many ways, but more particularly some night when you have just got to bed, and neglected to leave a match near the lamp. Then she starts up with the exclamation : " I declare, I forgot to set emptings to-night, and there isn't only bread enough for break fast." So you got up, and skim around for a match, and after securing a light accompany her to the kitchen, where you hold the light while she goes through with the operations required in "setting emptyings." And after you have stood around in your bare legs for ten min utes, holding the lamp in one hand and frequently slapping yourself with the other, you go back to bed oppressed by the consciousness that in some way you are responsible for the whole trouble. An Industrious Preacher. Father Taylor, the great pioneer Methodist preacher of California, is a notable personage. Coming here in 1849, says a California letter, he served seven years as a missionary iu churches, prisons, mining camps and hospitals, meeting the strangest experiences ever encountered by any herald of the Gos- pel. In 18o5 he was burdened with a church debt of over $50,000, occasioned by fire and depreciation of property, for which he was personally responsible. He gave up every dollar of his own estate, and the Pacific Mail Steamship Company preseated him tickets for passage for himself and family to the Eastern States. He reached New York with less than 100 in his pocket, to be gin tho task of paying that debt, by writing and publishing books. In 18G9 he paid the uttermost dollar of it. through his agents, of San Fran cisco. During that period of thirteen years, he wrote nearly a dozen books, gave an occasional lecture, preached twelve or fourteen sermons a week, sup ported his family, and traveled con stantly, in our own and foreign lands ! No collections are ever taken up for him, or donations made a rule which he rigidly enforces ; hence the debt was paid, and all his own and his fami ly's expenses met, from the proceeds of the books and lectures aione. To-day, and for several years, many men in California nave been anting, " Where is Father Taylor f Jie is now in India, doing missionary work. A Lotion for the Ladies. A Southern lady sends the following receipe for glycerine lotion, to those who persist in using dangerous cos metics. The pain occasioned by sun burned and freckled skin, often so troublesome, can be relieved, and the shining morning face of youth restored by the application of glycerine lotion made thus : Take one ounce of sweet almonds, or of pistachio-nuts, half pint of elder or rose water, and one ounce of pure glycerine ; grate tne nuts. i 11 - 3 i 1 put ine powuer iu a utue uug oi linen and squeeze it for several minutes in the rose-water ; then add the glycerine and a little periume. The lotion may be used by wetting tne face with it two or three times a day. This must be grateful appliance of the toilette-table tor a parched, rough skin. It should be allowed to dry thoroughly into the skin, when, if,i$ feels sticky or pasty, it may be washed oft with warm water. "Small thanks to you, sir," said plaintiff to one of his witnesses, " for nrV. af wsvi. ani A in tViitf A.llSd " All sir." said the conscientious witness, " but just think of what I didn't say," Facts and Fancies. Many of the newspapers are calling upon delinquent subscribers for their back pay. It is now believed the farmers granges will secure the next United States Sena tor in Kansas. Three Socialists have been sentenced to death by the Tribunal of Justice of Valencia, Spain. Bad temper bites at both ends ; it makes one's self nearly as miserable as it does other people. In Richmond they take note even of the fall of a sparrow, and fined the New Yorker who did it $3. The scalp of a " Modoo warrior, killed in the lava beds," recently came through. the mail to a man at iSrattleboro, vt. The man who was recently lynched in Missouri had thoroughly trained his eleven children in the burglar busi ness. A Detroit man brought his cooking stove to town last week and sold it to get money enough to take his family to the circus. Persons who are liable to be sea sick are recommended, on the eve of a sea voyage, to take mucilage with-their food, to keep it down. More than half the acreage in Illinois is in corn. The Chicago Tribune indi cates from one-half to two-thirds an average crop this year. Interesting Invalid " Doctor, I want my husband to take me to Paris. Now, do tell me, what complaint ought I to have?" And that's what the bill was for. A Colorado justice of the peace sentenced a man to be hung for horse stealing, and the gallows was ready be fore the official found out he had no jurisdiction. " Good morning, gentlemen," says a book peddler, entering a railroad car. No one responded. " Beg pardon, if I have said too much; I withdraw the last expression." "What should I talk about this evening ?" asked a prosy speaker of one of his expectant auditors. About a quarter of an hour would be just the thing," was the reply. Two young ladies of La Crosse were standing by the side of a ditch thirteen feet wide whicli they didn't know how to cross, when their escort said "snakes," and they cleared it at a bound. A correspondent of the Country Gen tleman has discovered that, as a law of nature, every spotJed dog has at the end of his tail white, and every spotted cat at the end of the tail black. The Montgomery (Ala.) Journal says: " Some of the two-cent politicians are trying to make a point for the next elec tion, on the fact that the city is working tne women vagrants in me uurjiug grouud." A smart man of Sandusky put arsenic a bottle of wine, hoping that a burglar would drink it, and his wifo placed it among 100 other bottles. The smart mau is now wondering which is the bottle. A young lady in Gloucester is charged witli keeping a light burning in the parlor until very late on Sunday night, in order to harrow the sensitive iceiings f an envious neighbor into the belief that she has really got a beau. The Boston Daily Advertiser says that Col. J. H. Devereux, the new President of the Atlantic and Great Western Railroad received 8100,000 as bonus far taking that oflice, and an annual salary of 820,000 besides. Two gentlemen are prospecting Was co County, Oregon, with a view to en gaging in the sheep uusiness. iney are from Australia, and, should they be favorably impressed, will bring a largo - flock of sheep from that country. A Wisconsin newspaper says: " Our farmers have now secured all their rye, barley, wheat and oats in good condi tion, and it is not only tne largest yieiu they have had for years, but the wheat especially is of a better quality than we have ever seen. The New London (Ohio) Record gives an account of the falling of a meteoric stone near that place. I- was heard passing through the air by a Mr. Hotch kiss, and struck close to where he was standing. It came from a southeasterly direction, and when taken from tho ground was quite hot. Recent experiments have shown very conclusively that cold-blooded animals behave like plants with regard to freez ing temperatures. Thus, they die at diilerent freezing temperatures; tne houev-bee at 1 degree ; the spider at 3 degrees ; the flesh-fly survives at a tem perature of 6 degrees ; tne sim-worm egg at one of 21 degrees. The way the shoes fly is shown by a seoemaker at Lynn, who makes two pairs in forty-eight minutes. He re ceives for his work forty-five cents a pair. How they fly in other ways is discovered by the unlucky folks who buy them, and who, to save their soles, can not make them last much longer than it takes this man to make them. A dissipated but wealthy citizen of Cincinnati, while too full of spirits, saw a flag hanging out of an enlistment oflice, and went in to see what day was celebrated. Seeing a number of men in uniform sitting around, he was con vinced that the liberty of his country was in danger, and at once enrolled his name among the recruits. When he became sober he discovered that he could not make a joke of the affair, and his father, mother, and wife, who are greatly alarmed at his prospects, will use every exertion to get him discharged. The Nathan Murder. We publish, says the New York Her ald, an account of an interview with the man Irving, who puts in a claim as being the murderer of the late Benja min Nathan. Sifted thoroughly, it is evident that his story is a sheer fabrica tion from beginning to end, and that the fellow himself is a fraud of the first water. Per contra, several of the New York papers believe and assert that Irv ing is interested in tho murder, and that the late Chief-of-Police Jourdau knew it. The present chief, Matsell, does not believe in Irving,