Queer People. " It takes all orta of people to maka a world," says the old adage, and truly there are a (treat many varieties of queer men and women and queer societies and queer communities scattered all over" the earth, when one takes the trouble to look them up, as curious Investigators do now and then. It is said that Dickens knew an original for every one of his characters, and that he copied them pretty closely too in his delineations. If this be true, lie must have known some very rare oddi ties Indeed. We haveYio difficulty In reali zing the possibility of a Dick Swiveller or a Salrey Gamp, but Mr. Quiln seems al most out of the question. Mr. Vholes has many duplicates, and so has Mr. Spen low, of the firm of Spenlow & .Torkins ; but Dora and Mr. Crook and Mr. Dick and Miss Flito these and a score of others seem so unlike the common run of neonle. that we find It hard to believe them por traitures from life. And yet almost every body meets now and then with people quite ss oddlv made ud as anv of these. Mr. Hepworth Dixon found more than a dozen sects in Russia, whose hundreds of memocrs were risking both liberty and life for the sake of the most utterly absurd faiths imaginable. Similar bodies exist in other lands. There is within a day's jour ney of London a place known as the Agapcmone, or Abode of Love, in which dwell a number of people who Believe that their leadera man named Prince died some years ago and again became alive: that he Is now Incapable of sinning, and finally that he is the Almighty him self, as he claims to be. And this Abode of Love is not an, Insane asylum either. We have In our country the Shakers on the one hand and the Oneida Communists on the other, while some parts of the West and South have sects far- queerer of doc trine than either of these. We can readily understand how one "cranky" man or woman can take up the odd notions on which these curious sects are based, but that scores of others should follow such leaders seems a marvel. Our purpose, however, is to speak ol singular Individuals rather than ol singu lar sects or communities, and almost ev ery neighborhood furnishes at least one Oddity. We remember one old man with a mania for litigation, whose favorite amusement was suing his sons and daugh ters on all imaginable pretexts. Once in a suit, no matter how small the amount at issue might be, lie would spare neither money nor time to push the litigation just as far as the law would let it go, and that too in spite of the fact that in all other matters he was as penurious as a miser. We knew another man once who, in riding on horseback, would always sit with hS back toward the animal's head, because he believed it a sin for any body to sit otherwise on horseback since liaalam's time. Another, a neighbor of this one, would always go out without his hat as soon as a rain began, and would walk thus for hours over his farm, returning only when the rain ceased or night set in. Another would not allow on his table sweet pickles or any salad-dressing in which vinegar and sugar were mixed, even though he was abundantly supplied with pickles or dressing to his taste. In the same neighborhood lived (anu stiu iives, we believe) a irentlcman who has belonged to seven dif ferent churches, and wjiose oddities of other kinds are innumerable. For many years he thought walking the only proper mode of locomotion, and so he walked everywhere, even to the city, forty miles away. Suddenly he became convinced that walking was not the proper thing, and ceased to walk altogether outside the house. Somewhat less strange than these was the case of a gentleman of high culture and courtly manners, who would never, on any account, bid any one adieu, even when the separation was to last but a day. lie would lay deliberate plans to avoid th'H without seeming guilty ot discourtesy, and rarely ever failed to accomplish his purpose. ISut in any event he positively would not say good-bye ; and if he could not evade it by taking French leave or in any other way, he would abruptly turn his back upon his friends and leavo with out a word. He went to Kurope once for a journey of many months, and gave no notice whatever of his intention to go, even to his own family, lie lelt the house without baggage, apparently for a tcn niinutes' walk, and sent back a note by a servant, saying that he would wait in New York for his trunks to arrive by express. A good many peculiarities, of which we are too apt to make sport, are the result of nervous disease. Several cases of the kind have come within our own know ledge. One of them was that of a young man who would be seized with an irresist ible impulse to touch, with hand or foot, some otyect within sight. He would rise from his desk, when writing, and cross the ollice to touch a particular spot on the wall or the leg of a particular chair. When walking along the street he would feci bound to touch a post here and a tree there, 60 that his progress was often seri ously impeded by the nervous necessity. Sometimes the impulse would seize him after he had passed the object, and he would bo compelled to return to it. His lirst meeting with the lady who after wards became his wife was at a party where, seeing her, a stranger, on the op posite side ot the room, he was suddenly impelled to cross the lloor for the purpose of laying his linger on her nose, a pro ceeding which a Iriend of both had to ex plain and apologize for in an interview with the lady next day. The explanation led to an acquaintance which ripened into a friendship anu ended in a marriage. But it any novelist had told this lite-story in a book, who wouldn't have thought it an utterly Improbable one? Hearth and Home. An Intelligent Tourist. Ix 18G9, a French pianist, proprietor of tne roiisn name ivo waisxi, made a concert tour through the United States. We have his word for it. Personal knowledge of tne tact, even lroni hearsay, have we none. Returned home, he experiences the ne cessity of writing out and publishing his impressions of travel. Many of the im pressions are amusing, and much of the miormation ne imparts to his countrymen is startling. Thus : " In every other country men make love to young women, but in presence of the parents, wno closely watch their Inter views. In America there Is no surveil- lance, the young girl makes free use of her liberty, and accepts the attentions of the young man, who from this moment is her lower. This is called tfirten, from fiurty, an English word signifying to make love," etc. Then his readers are enlight ened as to the Eichardson-McFarland affair. "The trial opened, and Mr. Horace Greeley, a distinguished lawyer and the eaiter 01 tne Tribune, appeared as counsel for Mrs. Richardson." We will not shock our readers by a reproduction of the sar- prising psychological argument of the lawyer In question. One "Tweed," we learn, " was comptroller of the finances of the State of New York, and for many years concealed in his books a deficit of a hundred millions of dollars." At Albany our autnor talis a victim to an unlettered hotel-keeper, who persuades him that it is the oldest city in the United States. This, however, is not difflcuit to believe af ter the statement that vessels of fif teen hundred tons burden ascend the Hudson river a distance of one hundred and .fifty leagues. Forewarned, fore armed ; so that if we wake up some fine morning and find ourselves bound hand and foot by our German fellow-citizens, Mr. KowaUkl will be justified In saying, "I told you so." He warns us that in America "the naturalized German in no way accepts the usages of his new coun IU He remain what he is. They have their own places of assemblage ; and first of all, the breweries, where tranquilly smoking their pipes they enunciate prin ciples of a profound Maechlavellism. Thev Conceal their ambition under an outside of good-fellowship (wis envelovpt debon nairs), and looking upon tne United States as a country without owners, they hope finally to grasp the rich booty." jm. x. JSation. A Flying Hoax. Recently a number of boys were dis tributing a neat-looking circular in the upper part of the city above Fourteenth street. In the Fifth Avenue hotel and in front of the other hotels In that neighbor hood many well-dressed persons stood reading the circulars, all evidently much Interested. The circular, which is printed on a half sheet of French note, Is as follows : THE ART OF FLYING. Prof. Cantcll A. Blglle, Scientific School of Wisconsin I nlverslty, has the honor to inform the pulmc that he will gt completed apparatus for navlaratlnl the air on Wednesday aftcraoon, the 9th of April, at 3 o'clock precisely, in the Ticinily of Trinity Church. The Professor proposes to fly from house to house, across Ilroadway, at angles; then from Trinity to Howling (irvon, and return and will ascend as high as Trinity steeple, and hover a few moments in that vicinity. An op portunity will be given after the exhibition to examine me apparuius. '1 he public are respect- limy inviicu. A Sun reporter learned that these circu lars had been extensively distributed among the bankers, brokers, and mer chants down town. As early as half past 2 large crowds who had read this aston ishing announcement negan to ascmoie in tie neighborhood of Trinity Church, the crowd extending from Liberty street as far down as Howling Green. The side walks were lined with men, women, and children, all intently gazing heavenward, and it tried the best efforts of the police of the Broadway squad to.keep a passage-way clear on the sidewalks." Many staid old gentlemen stood on the high steps of the offices nearly opposite old Trinity, and frequently consulted their watches with evident anxiety, and then turned their eyes toward the cross on Trinity Church spire. Many a gontle man quit his business earlier than usual, and, wandering up Wall street, to Broad way, turned his eyes upward, and point ing to a lofty roof'informed the friend with him that the Professor would probably soon make a start from that point. As the appointed hour was announced by Trinity's bells numerous groups stood on the house tops, awaiting the Professor's flight. Many faces were recognized In the street as being those who at that hour are usually promenading upper Broadway. It was astonishing how inanv had deserted their favorite tramping ground. A throng of men on the roof of the building on the southwest corner of Broadway and Rector street attracted much attention from the immense multitude that had gathered in front of that building. One old gentleman. a director of one of the down town insur ance companies, thought he saw a piece of canvas fluttering in the breeze, and told the bystanders that the Professor was about to start. The multitude began to surge to aud fro to get a nearer view, Just then a newsboy shouted, "Say, old fellow ! I guess you be near sighted ; that nr is a white apron," and it subsequently proved to be one of Delmonico's French cooks in full uniform on the roof. Two men were standing at the corner of Wall street. One said to the other, "Bob you are a pretty follow to bring me down from Fordliatn'to see this sell.'' "Well, I came cs far as you did," replied the other man. About this time Officer Robert J. Wal lace of the Broadway squad called the at tention of those near him to the second line on the circular, and then read it as follows : Prof. Can-tell-A-Big-lie. Every body in that multitude soon had business elsewhere. J. r. Sun. . The Rise of the Sap in Plants. It is unfortunate that much of the science of plant life is derived from Eng lish works; and instead of being science. that is, well ascertained facts, it is but mere guess-work. 1 he following, which .ve find in a contemporary, illustrates what we mean : The rise of salt hns hcen supposed to be the cuuee of the expansion of leuves und branches; whereas, according to the most esteemed veg etable physiologists, the moment the buds are excited by the warmth of spring, ' 'they begin to suck sai from the parts with which they are in contact; to supply the waste so produced, the adjacent sap pushes upward; as the expansion of me leaves proceeus, me uemanu upon the sap nearer them becomes greater; a quicker motion still is necessary on the part of the sap to make good the loss: mid thus from above downward. Is that perceptible How of the tluids of trees, which we call bleeding, effected." In proof of this it has been stated that a tree cut at the ground line wheu the buds are just swelling, no bleeding will occur from hinip or body some distance up but among the branches the bleeding will be l'ouud to have commenced. The fact does not seem to be known to English writers that the roots of trees are growing and working all winter, even when the earth is frozen about them gradually storing up sap in the cells and that the swelling of the buds in spring lias nothing to do with it. It is clear that those who got up this so-called science have never lived in the sugar-making dis tricts of Maine and other places where the sugar maple trees abound. They would then know that the trunks are rilled with sap weeks before there is any sign of the unfolding of the leaf. These English scientists are perhaps excusable, as they are far away from facts like these; the remarkable thing is that intelligent Amer ican newspapers should. give currency to statements such as those in tne extract. Any sharp American boy would know emit tins is no science. Exchange, Management of Hens. The Prairie Farmer Is responsible for the following principles ot chickenry : 1. Never set a hen in a box above the ground or lloor of the chicken-house, if possible, as the eggs dry too fast and lose their vitality, it possiDie to set hens on the ground you will have much better success. 2. Never set more than fifteen eggs, no matter how large the hen. Some set only ten or twelve, but under ordinary fowls thirteen or fourteen will hatch as readily as a less number, though more are a waste. 3. Always be careful to mark the eggs set with the date of setting, as other hens often lay on the same nest with a setting hen, and when the brood is ready to come off, extra unhatched eggs are left in the nest which you cannot account for, and do not know how to dispose of except by waste, not knowing when they were laid. 4. Keep a memoranda of all hens set, with dates when they should come off, that you may have coops and proper food prepared for them. Also take the young chicks from the hen as they dry, because sometimes they may run over their time a little, or hatcn earlier. 5. Better let hens come off their nests for a short time for food and water than to confine them to feed on the nest. Two boards nailed together at one end, with slats of lath across in the form of an A, make an excellent coop. A rich old fellow who owns more houses than any one man In Toledo, Ohio, was waited upon by a committee for a subscription to rebuild the fence about the cemetery. His reply was characteristic as well as humorous : "Gentlemen, J have always made it a rale in my business never to make any repairs until the ten ants began to complain." "You are the dullest boy I ever saw." crossly exclaimed a bald-headed old uncle to his nephew. "Well, uncle," replied the youih, with a glance at the old gentle man's bald head, "you can't expect me to understand things as quickly as vou do, because you don't have the trouble of getting 'em through your hair." White alapaca dresses trimmed with black velvet will be very much worn this summer. In Paris, white alapaca has be become one of the most fashionable materials, The Condor. This irreatest of unclean birds has been singularly unfortunate in the hand of the curious and scientific. Fifty years have elapsed since the first specimen reached Europe : yet to-day the exaggerated sto ries of its size and strength are repeated in many or our text-books, ana mo very latest ornithological work leaves us In doubt as to its relation to the other vul tures. ' No one credits the assertion of the old geographer, Marco Polo, that the con- aor can lilt an elephant trom tne grounu high enough to kill it by the fall, nor the story of a traveler, so late as 1830, who declared that a condor of moderate size. just killed, was lying before him, a single quiu-ieatner oi wnicn was twenty good paces long I Yet the statement continues to be published that the ordinary expanse of a full-grown specimen Is from twelve to twenty feet, wlisreas It Is very doubt ful If It ever exceeds or even equals twelve feet. A full-grown male from the most celebrated locality on the Andes, now in v assar College, has a stretcn oi nine leet. Humboldt never found one to measure over nine feet ; and the largest specimen seen by Darwin was eight and a half feet from tip to tip. An old male in the Zoo logical Gardens of London measures eleven feet. Von Tschudi savs ho found one with a spread of fourteen feet two Inches, but ho invalidates his testimony by the subsequent statement that the full grown condor mcasuj)? from twelve to thirteen feet. The ordinary habitat of the royal con dor is between the altitudes of ten thou sand and sixteen thousand feet. The larg est seem to make their home around the volcano of Cayambi. which standsexactly on the equator. In the rainy season they frequently descend to the coast, where they may be seen roosting on trees. On tne mountains they very rarely perch (for which their feet are poorly fitted), but stand on rocks. They are most com monly seen around vertical cliffs, where their nests are, and where cattle are most likely to fall. Great numbers frequent Antisana, where there Is a great cattle estate, x1 locks are never seen ex cept around a large carcass. It Is often seen singly soaring at a great height in vast circles. Its flight is slow and majes tic. Its head is always In motion, as if in search of food below. Its mouth is kept open and its tail spread. To rise from the ground, it must needs run for some distance ; then it flaps its wings three or four times, and ascends at a low angle till it readies a considerable elevation, when it seems to make a few leisurely strokes. as if to ease its wings, after which it liter ally sails upon the air. In walking, the wings trail upon the ground, and the head takes a crouching position. It has a very awkward, almost paintui gait, f rom its inability to rise without running, a narrow pen is suffic ient to imprison it. Though a carrion- bird, it breathes the purest air, spending much of its time soaring three miles above the sea. Humboldt saw one tlying over Cliimbrazo. We have seen them sailing at' least a" thousand feet above the crater of Pichincha. Its gormandizing power lias hardly been over-stated. We have known a single condor, not of the largest size, to make way in one week with a calf, a sheep and a ciog. it preiers carrion, Dut win some times attack live sheep, deer, dogs, etc The eyes and tongue are the favorite parts, and first devoured ; next the intes tines. We never heard of one authenti cated caseot its carrying ott children, nor of its attacking adults, except in defense of its eggs. Von Tschudi says it cannot carry when flying a weight over ten pounds. In captivity it will eat every- tnmg, except porK anu cooneu meat, When full led It t is exceedingly stupid, lit htr tlio Viurwl 1-tur- nf and can be caught by the hand ; but at other times it Ts a match for the'stoutcst man. It passes the greater part of the day sleeping, more often searching for prey m tne morning and evening that at noon very iiKeiy Decause objects are more distinctly seen. It is seldom shot (though it is not invulnerable as once thought), but is generally trapped or lassoed . St lected. The Adventures of a Horse. A sixc.ri.AR storv of a horse which passed safely through the war and the Commune was related in a suit just de cided before the Civil Tribunal of the Seine. He or rather she, as It was a mare was lirst called Bluette. and be longed to a dealer named Parcelier. She was of noble race, and had gained prizes at agricultural snows, when runs was in vested, and meat became scarce, she was requisitioned, and was destined lor tne slaughter house. Fortunately, M. De- Dyanne. an officer of the National Guiird, remarked her, and saved her from that ignoble fate by taking her as a charger, She was then renamed Patrie. and carried her master in his service. During the confusion that reigned at the moment of the armistice slio was stolen by her groom, out was recovered by her owner, The Commune then next arrived, and the requisitions and acts of violence re commenced. The master of Patrie was sought after as a hostage, and was obliged to quit Paris in haste, leaving her con cealed in a room on the ground lloor of a house, with her feet tied up in cloths, so that the noise she made should not betray her hiding-place. M. Do Dyanne hail not, however, forgotenhis faithful animal. His wife came into Paris, and, by means of a passport fur a horse, obtained through the Turkish embassy, Patrie was saved for a third time. A year later, M. Parcelier, her lirst owner, came forward and claim ed her as his proparty. The other re fused to give her up, showing that he had purchased her for 1150 francs, when she was condemned 1 December, isu, al though the execution of the contract had been postponed to the end of the war, and was made conditional on the mare surviv ing; he besides proved to the court that but for him Patrie would long ago have ceased to exist, as he had saved her from the slaughter-man, thieves, and the Com mune. The court now decided that she should remain the property of her bene- tactor on his paying tne Hull irancs to JU. Parcelicr. Harpers Weekly. Flowing. 1. Plowing must be done seasonably. Some varieties of land need to be broken up at just the right time, or they are in jured and rendered unfit for culture. such are an ciay or aunesive sous, it plowed when too wet they cake and hard en Into a state very like that of sunburnt brick. The best time to plow such lands is In the fall. Nothing pulverizes a stiff soil so effectually as exposure to alternate freezing and thawing. Such lands may also be plowed to advantage when spring is so far advanced that they have become dry and somewhat warm, for though a clay soil is often spoken of as a cold soil, it is not wholly insensible to the warmth of the earth. 2. Plowing must be done judiciously. A great painter was once asked by a tyro how he mixed his colors. The artist re plied, " with brains, sir." Brains are needed on the farm as well as in the studio. They are needed in this matter of plowing. Not only is it important to know when to do it, but how to do it. Ore unvarying rule will not apply to all soils. A rich subsoil must be brought up little by little only as fust as it can be fer tilized and Improved, or it will injure in stead of helping the crops. In discus sions about deep plowing these discrimin ations are often forgotten. No doubt, other things being equal, deep plowing is preferable to shallow. But oiten other things are not enual. and the exercise of judgment is needed instead of a blind re gard to inflexible rules. 3. Plowing should be deep, i. ., as deep as circumstances will admit. As already observed, a hungry, lean subsoil must not be turned at) a wholesale rate, unless, in deed there be a wholesale supply of ma nure to Incorporate with it, which U not a very probable supposition. Besides the plan of gradually raising it Dy driving tne ordinary plow a little deeper down every time, It may be loosened and deepened by the use of the subsoil plow, already de scribed. In whatever method It Is found practicable, deep soil should be the far mer's aim. Such a soil is less easily ex hausted, furnishes a richer and more ca pacious seed bed, and a larger supply of nutriment for the crops, and, in fact, gives the owner more land to the acre. 4. Plowing should be thorough. What ever depth Tt Is deemed wisest to go to should be carefully and steadily attained. Mere surface skimming is to be avoided. Misses and leavings are to be guarded against, especially In green sward. What a rough, broken, woe-begone appearance some newly-plowed meadows and pas tures present, in consequence of careless plowing. They look as If a herd of wild bulls had been throwing up the land with their horns, or a drove ot nuge nogs naa Deen tearing it up witn iusk ana snout,, Such plowing Is a disgrace to civiliza tion. 5. Plnwlnir should be done straight This is only a question of practice and habit. Old country plowmen who are schooled into it will plow so straight that it looks as if tha surface of the ground had been marked Into lines by mammoth rulers. Such plowmen regard with con tempt the crooked ways of the plow in this Western world, and well they may. We advocate straight plowing, however, not merely because of lfs appearance, which Is vastly superior to the crooked worn unfortunately so common, dui De- cause it is as much better as it looks. Thorough plowing must be done straight. Ex. Ludicrous and Humiliating. TnitEE Is something exceedingly ludi crous as well as humiliating in the story of Dr. Bertram, the late Consul to Mon tevideo, Buenos Ayres. The Doctor, tired of dealing out pills and potions in the State of Missouri, and having a wild ambition for diplomatic fame, Drought all nis personal and political in fluence to bear on the Administration for a place in the ranks of the distinguished corps that represent this great Yankee nation beyond the seas. He panted to sport himself in plumed hat and gold lace, and to dangle a saber at his side, accord ing to the intellectual custom of foreign courts and their imperial potentates. He did not get the mission to England or France. He could not arrange on satis factory terms for a first-class consulship at i aris or London, or, m tact, to any Euro pean city. But is not royalty the same the world over, and are not the South American republics founded upon and nearly allied to monarchy? The good Doctor decided that, rather than stay in the wilds of Missouri, he would hie him self to the South Pole ; he would change the day into night and the night into day, and accept the consulship of Montevideo. He was appointed, commissioned, in structed, sailed, arrived at his destination after two months of anxious tossing on the restless Atlantic, and prepared to enter upon his important duties. But alas for ambition. The great and mighty nation docs not pay munificent wages to the Consul at Montevideo. The work is rather hard, and the salary $1,000 a year. To rent such quarters as became the re presentative of the great republic would cost alone from three to five times the amount of the salary. Clerks required about treble, and family expenses mount ed away up among the thousands. The Doctor is not blessed with a superabun dance of worldly goods. He is rich as Dives In ambition, but a very Lazarus in dollars and cents. Therefore the Doctor was placed in a most emb.irrassing situa tion. He couldn't rent a house, he couldn't employ a clerk, he couldn't pay a servant, lie had to carry the American flag wrapped around his person like a winding sheet, not being able to afford a liberty-pole on which to fling It to the Montevideo breeze. Finally the Doctor bethought himself of a plan. Ho bought a second-hand wall tent, and proudly reared it on the outskirts of the city. From this warlike tabernacle he flung the flag of his country to the winds, and re posed peacefully beneath its sheltering folds. But alas, again; the diplomatic corps Of Montevideo were shocked at such conduct; theyhelitan indignation meet ing, and resolved to " cut" the Doctor so cially, and elevate their patrician noses at him diplomat ically.and this they did, much to his mortification and chagrin. Finding himself the butt of ridicule, and his coun try the object of contempt, the Doctor on one fine morning struck his fi ig, pneked Ills medicine case, ' folded his tent like an Arab, and silently stole away." He ar rived in Washington a few days ago, with empty pockets and expiring patriotism, and related the story of his sufferings to the Secretary of State. Whether such a disgraceful state of things shall be allowed to continue, or whether our representatives abroad shall be paid a respectable salary, is now one of the questions that is seriously agitating the State Department. Chicago Inter Ocean. The Country Tastor. Tub advent of a new preacher in a vil lage community is always an important event to the people under his charge, and his first visits among the families of his congregation are looked forward to with great interest. When he enters a house the family is called together to be intro duced ; all the children are brought to him for the friendly word of greeting and kind admonition ; and before he leaves all are made to feel that they shall love and trust him. The life of a preacher, especially in the country, is always one of labor, and almost always one of self-sacrifice to others. If faithful to his high trust, he bears the burdens and shares the sorrows of his flock, alter the great example of the Divine Master whose servant and follower he is. His the task to relieve in suffering, comfort In distress, uphold the weak, re claim the erring, and to guide and instruct all. To how many thousands of such good men, whose life is passed in work ing for others, may be applied Gold smith's exquisite description of a faith ful country pastor in The Deserted Vil lage : "A man he was t all the country dear, And passing rich with forty pounds a year; Keraote from towns, he ran his godly race, Nor e'er had changed, nor wished to change, his place; Unskillful he to fawn, or seek for power, Hy doctrines fashioned to the varying hour ; Far oilier aims his heart had learned to prize, More bent to raise the wretched than to rise. Beside the bed where parting life was laid. And sorrow, guilt, and pain, by turns dis mayed, The reverend champion stood. At his control Despair and anguish fled the struggling soul ; Cojiilbrt came down the trembling wretch to raise, And his last faltering accents whispered praise. At church, with meek and unaffected grace, His looks adorned the venerable place ; Truth from his lips prevailed with double sway; . And fools, who came to scoff, remained to pray. The service past, around the pious man, With ready zeal, each honest rustic ran; Even children followed with endearing wile, And plucked his gown, to share the good man's smile; " His ready smile a parent'! warmth expressed; Their welfare pleased him, and their cares dis tressed; To them his heart, bis love, bis griefs, Were given, But all his serious thoughts had rest lnneaen. As some tali cliff that lilts its awful form, Swells from the vale, and midway leave the storm; Though round its breast the rolling clouds are spread, Eternal sunshine settles on its head." Harper's Weekly. A careful man never leaves any money at home for fear of fire, and never carries anv with him for fear of robbers. nor deposits it in any bank for fear of speculating bank ornoers. Tub first indication of domestic happi ness is the love of one's home, FIELD A5D FAMILY. Avmrnvms are generally out on the table in a glass dish full of water ; but for the sake of economy they can betaken from the bottle and washed in a glass bowl at the table, one by one, as they are wanted. Corw Starch Spongk Cak. Whites of six eggs, one and a half cups of sugar. one-hnlf enn of butter, one and one-hal ,ii cups of flour, one-half cup of milk, one half cup of corn starch, one-half teaspoon soda, and one teaspoon cream of tartar. A riF.cn of red pepper, the size of your finger nail, put into meat or vegetables when first hppHnnino- to cook, will aid greatly in killing the unpleasant odor arising therefrom. Remember this for boiled cabbage, green beans, onions, chickens, mutton, etc. Never allow bed comforters to get pressed down in any way for they are not so nice and warm: nave mem ucu in stead of auilted so that thev can be easily taken apart when they need washing. If they are used between two quilts they will keep clean several years, Yon cannot fatten hogs on raw pota toes. They contain only about fifteen per cent, of solid matter. The rest Is water, uorn contains auout, eigiuy-iive per cent, of solid matter. Therefore the fifty or sixty bushels of corn will make more porn tnan tne zuu Dusneis oi pota toes. Besides this, the cost of raising the acre of potatoes, including seed, will be three or four times the cost of the acre of corn. A French agriculturist, after trying every method known to him for the de struction of ants infesting his fruit trees, succeeded in effecting his purpose In the most complete manner by placing a mix ture of arseiwc and sweetened water in a saucer at the foot of the trees. For the larger species he made use of honey In stead of sugar, and in a few days' time he claims to have exterminated them com pletely. Velvet Cake. Whites of six eggs, two yolks, one cup butter, two cups su gar, four tablespoons flour, one-half cup sweet milk. Use nearly one paper corn starch. Beat butter and sugar together to a cream : add twovolks of eggs lightly beaten, then the milk. Mix one teaspoon of baking powder with the flour and stir in,' then the whites of egg3 beaten to a froth lastly corn starch. Flavor with vanilla. Bake in patties or its falls. Old .-esidents in the vicinity of the White Mountains say the winter there has been the toughest known for a quarter of a century. The quantity of snow has been almost unprecedented observing farmers estimate that no less than one hundred and forty-four inches have fallen. In some sections the thermometer has ranged for several days successively at forty degrees below zero, and certain springs have frozen which never before wore known to commit such an indiscre tion. Tim kitchen should be the lightest, air iest and sunniest room in the house. Cookery in the dark is abhorrent to all our ideas of cleanliness and purity. It is worth a great sacrifice, in building a house for one's own use, to arrange that the kitchen should be on a level with the ground, or, better still, one or two easy steps above it, and should face the south as directly as possible, so that the cheery, lighting, drying, beauteous s'inshine should stream into its large windows and doors all day long. When mice get into frames, as they often do, they produce a fearful amount of mischief in a few days, if not destroy ed This may easily be done by mixing sugar and butter or lard smoothly togeth er in which a lit'la strychnine is incorpo rated, spread this on thin slices of bread, and cut into small cubes and distribute them among the plants, and, at the same time, place vessels of water in some con venient place where they may drink. Or, if preferred, the phosphorus compound sold by druggists for this purpose may be used, but we have always had the best suc cess with the first named mixture. In either case care must be taken that chil dren do not have access to the prepared bits of bread. Wind-galls, so called, are produced from strains of the tendons, and are more or less observable in nearly all horses. In ordinary cases they do not produce lame ness, constitute unsoundness, nor unlit the animal for work, and yet it is difficult if not impossible to remove them. Where the tendons are exposed to pressure or friction, and especially about their ex tremities, they are lubricated by a mucous fluid. From extreme pressure, violent action and straining of the tendons, and sometimes, perhaps, from predisposition in the animal, the little sacs containing this mucus are injured. Inflammation en sues, and until this subside there may be some lameness, but afterward, unless they attain great size, they do not interfere with the action of the animal. Thev may be temporarily reduced by means of flan nel bandages, with pads resting upon the enlargements. Wet the Dandages with vinegar, with a little alcohol added. Blis tering the parts is more effectual, but can not be recommended. Firing the parts will remove the unsisrhtlv appearance, for the reason that the skin will be drawn tightly over the parts, but this will net as sist the animal, but only cover up the blemish, or rather contract the skin over it. Except upon a very valuable horse, it will not pay you to operate. A Wonderful Increase. According to the statement of D. 15. Gould & Co., who have taken great pains, while can vassing for a Directory, to obtain a correct census, St. Louis now contains a population of 4'2K,12(l, being an increase over the census of 1870 of m,'M2, when it was given at 310, 8(14. This increase in the population of our city, though wonderful, cannot compare with the great increase of the sales, popularity and success attained bv Maguire's Cundti rango Liver and lilood "Bitters, tho greatest blood puritier, corrector of the liver and kidneys, regulator of the bowels and cleaner of the stomach that has ever been offered to suffering humanity. Well may a city pros per and increase in population when disease, t'le great reducer of population, is kept at bay by such a powerful antidote. St. Louis Globe. Pain Killer. In another column will be found the advertisement of Davis' Pain Kil ler. There is probably no other preparation manufactured that has become so much of a household word as the Pain Killer. For thirty years It has stood before the public, and the innumerable testimonials that have beeu called forth voluntarily, testify fully to its merits. When you need a family medi cine buy the Pain Killer. It is almost impossible to estimate the number of dyspeptics there are in the United States. The intense business energy of the American people, scarcely allowing them selves time to eat their meals, is one great cause of this. More time ought to be spent over the dinner table, for, unless the foocj is thoroughly masticated, it cannot be properly digested. Still, when one has already got into trouble, the best thing is to find a way out. Buchu has been found exceedingly beneficial in such cases. In Parker's Com pound Fluid Extract Buchu you can ob tain a preparation containing all the rare vir tues of the plant, together with other ingre dients tending to increase its value. Try it, and you will not be disappointed. Sold by all druggists, everywhere. A Cough, Cold, or Sork Throat, re quires immediate attention, as neglect often times results in some incurable Lung Dis ease. "Brown's Bronchial 2'roches" will al most Invariably give relief. Heat mud Oldest Family Medicine.--So- fonVt Liter Inviuurutur a purely Vegetable Cathartic and IVnie for Dyspepsia, Constipation, Debility, Sic Headache, lilllous Attacks, ana all derange m.uU of Liver, Stomach aud Bowels. Ask your Druggist for It. Jfewarc v iuUtatiumi. It is Altooetheb Wrong, to trille with a liad Cough or Cold, when tne risk is so great and a remedy ao sure, prompt and thorough as Dr. Jayne's Expectorant can be readily found. Pray Itio miUns;. it la a great blessing to have by nature a strong constitution, bat not more than one-half of the In habitants of the elvlllsed world are thai provided. Many constitutions are feeble to begin with, many others, originally vigorous, art crippled by over exertion, dissipation, unhealthy surroundings, grief, privation, or some other portentone canse, before the prime of life is attained. Bat Is this an evil without a remedy or palliative? No I Con. tltutloni can be replaced. Hundreds of thousands of Instances might be adduced la which constitu tional decay has been arrestee by the contlouoaa use of Hosteller's Stomach Bitters as an lnvlgo rant. It Is constitutional strength that enables one man to recover from a disease which would be mortal to another destitute of this element of re sistance. Whenever a malady of any kind obtains a foothold In any part of the human body, and be comes a chronic fixture there. It is proof positive that the constitution has been mastered by the dis ease and urgently requires help. In such a case Hostetter1. Bitters should be taken at least three times a day. until the natural powers or the system are recruited. Then the morbid principle whltfh generated and feeds the complaint will have to succumb to the Influence of animal vigor, aided by the toning, regulating, purlflng operation of the Bitters upon the organ or organs in which the ail ment Is located. There is nothing like this mighty tonic to "prop the falling." Eighteen venrs have established the fact that no cate of Ague, or Chills and rover, can with stand Shallenberger'a l'ills, if taken as directed. ITHltN writing to advertisers please mention the ft name or nils paper. Epizooty Cold. Epizooty Cough If neglected, will result in CONSUMPTION! YOUR REMEDY IS ALLEN'S LMO BALSAM I What the Doctors Say. Amos Woolly, M. D., of Kosclusco Co . Inn., says: 'Vitrlhrppvenn nARt I hnve URed Allen S l.tlllK llnl- Biuii extensively In my practice, ami i am saiiHiieii there Is no better medicine f r lung diseases lu use." isanc A. uornn, m, u., oi iokkn v.u., v., hhj: "Allen's Lane- Balsam not only sells rapidly, but gives nerfeet nntlsfnctton in everv casewituin nir Knowl edge. Having confidence In It, and knowing that It posesses valuable medicinal properties, I freely use it In my dally practice, and with unbounded sue- cess. As an expectorant, It Is most certainly far ahead Nathaniel Harris, M. D., o4 Mlddlebury, Vt., snysi iv nrenarat un 1 nave ever yet Known.' 1 linvn no doubt tt will soon become a classical reni- edlal ageni for the cure of all diseases ol the Throat, Uroncliial Tunes ana l.ungs." Dr, l.loya, or IMllo, surgeon in me army aunng me. war, troin exposure, contraclea consumption, ne says : " 1 have no hesitancy In saying that H was by UIC use UI yiiiir I.UIIK uuibuiu luiii. a mu nun uuc uiu enjoying health." lir. Fletcher, of Lexington, Mo., says: " I rceom. mend your Halsam In preference to any other medi cine for CoughB, and it gave satisfaction. " llrs. Wilson ward pnysicianBanounippiHia.wrTO from Ceiitrevlllc, Tenn.: "Wo purchased Allen's Liing Balsam, and It sells rapidly. We are practising physicians, as well as druggists, and Uikc pu-ai-ure lu recommendi ng a great remedy, such as we know this to be." tir physicians no not rceommena a menicino which has no merit, n hat they say about Allen's l.lluir llnl-nm can be laken as a fact. Let all af flicted test It at once, aud be convinced of its real merits. It Is harmless to the most delicate child. It contains no Opium In any form. Directions accompany each bottle. Call for Allen's Lung Talsain. J. N. HARRIS & CO., Proprietors, CINCINNATI, OHIO. IF For Snlo by nil Medicine Dealer. Children Teething. MOTHERS! MOTHERS!! MOTHERS!!! t rail to procure MRS. WIN SVKITP FOR OW'S JOOTIIIN CHILDREN TEETniXO. This vnbmble preparation has been used with NRV EH FA1L1NO MXCKSSUX'l HDl'SAMlSOK CASKS It not only relieves the child from pain, but Invig orates tho stomach and bowels, corrects acidity, and gives tone and energy to tlio whole eyutcui. It will also instantly relieve Griping in the Bowels and Wind Colio, ie0 believe It the T1F.ST and SUREST REMEDY IN Tll-H WdKJ.I), In all eases of DYSENTKKY AND DI.UililHI-'.V IN Cltll.DKK-N, whether arising from leelhlng or any other cause. Di-pcnd upon It, mothers, it will give rest to your selves, und Relief and Health to lour Infants. tie sure and call for "MRS. WINSLOWS SOOTHING SYRTJP, Having tlio fac-snmle of "CURTIS & PEISKINS" on the mrtslde wrapper. I Wbold by ill-insists throughout tho world. AGENTS WANTED FOR BEHIND m SCENES IN WASHINGTON. The spiciest and best selling book ever published It tells all about the great Credit Uuitiher Scaitdnl. Senatorial Briberies, Congressmen, Rings, Lob bies, and tho Wonderful Hlghts of the National Capital. It sells quick. Send for circulars, and see our terms and a full description of the work. Address National Publishing Co., St. Louis. Mo. all tha Mediain&L nron erttea of Crab Orchard Springs ofKy. Haa no equal in nausea, ueaaaone, uys- ipmia. uosuveneaa. umoua laeaaea and 11 la incident to hot weather. Beat laxative in the world. 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Orange and Vine Culture in South'n California The Santa Anita Wine and Fruit Growers' Associa tion of Lss Angeles Co., owning Sf.OOO acres of cholo est land, partly improved. 800 sharee at ai.OOO each, entitling subscriber to homestead and equal Interest In general property and division of profits. Only 10t caba required. For prospectus and Information ad dress WM. M. TILKbTOK, 40 Broadway, Ke.w York. Bmo machine: needle manu facturing. Established 18M. First quality needles for all the leadlnar machines. Kenri for card and Drlefl- usi to aowou, i;onu. GEORGE O. CATLIN. DR. WHITTIER, "soVilW"81 LoDftst engaged, sod moat au-e..fu 1 pliyuolui of ths agt. GooauluUoB or pamphlet frM. Callorwriu. O 000,000 Cheap Forest Trees. Mantes t to 12 "5 lucuea, ou cm-- 14 In -Ml In.l.... ...a a . 1. n. ....... fresh pulled. Order now. Good Trees. Orders promptly tilled, YI. Counjux, Hparland, 111. nlula to Stock Breeders; tells how to breed male or female. Heat tor 2(c. L. II ttllver, balem.O. .m A OH Pe' fay. Agenta wanted eve larUcularB Iree. ).. St. Louis, alo. Ati. BLAltt BOOK of Medical Woiiders. bluiuid be re.ld bj all. Pent free fur Ketaimw. Ailln.s DR. DON Al'ARTK. Clueluuali, O. 60 a week for A genu; local or traveling; steady euipKyiueul. WkiisTKit 4 Co, ,737 Broadway, N . jr. .Cr7P; Per wrcli. Samples sent for $1. which fl S O retail for , g, U. ALBKIC1UT, Box 901, Lena, His, Hi PE FOUNDRY CHICAGO nroe St., 139 & 141 Mo. CHICAGO, ,. , . 'It Kinds, Dealers in Printing Materials of A. ram4. Printing Presses of the leading A facturers, anaetelusive Agents , in (Htcagofor Vnde' Standard Printing Inlu " n nd Totter Cylinder Presses. REDUCED PRICES. ' Itoman, Italic, Old Style and Oermanr In Fontt In Fontfl of lro pnnndi of In, thna nnil or.r. ICNt lh. TOamnnn l J- II 8 Pearl. Agate 0 in Nonpareil 5 w - Minimi g SH llrcvlor 0 55 llourgeol 25,. ' Imgl'rhiier, 0 50 Finall Pica, 0 48 pil.fl 0 4o...... Kngl'lsh. 0 (treat ITInicr s JJ Paragon "J" lHiuWc Hmall Plea, 0 45 Double I'lcn g 45 Two-line Knglish.. ,. 0 45 Two-Hue (treat l'rlmcr 0 45 Double Paragon, 0 45 Camui,. . . ., u . . . . . . Four-line Pica 0 4-1 Klve llne Plea, 0 43 Mx-llnc Plea, g Reven-llne Plea, g ElKlit-llne Pica,... 0 42 ... i .. 0 90 ... 0 7S ... 0 8 ... 0 M ... o eo ... 0 M ... P 54 ... 0 53 ... 0 52 ... 0 54 ... 0 5'i ... 0 50 ... 0 50 ... 0 90 ... 050 ... 0 50 ... 0 44 ... 0 48 ... 0 AS ... 0 4S ... 0 41 ... 0 44 BRASS Rn.KI.ABOK-SAVI3fO. .FmiM of 8, B, and 10 16. Single, Dotted and Hyphen, 8-to-Plca, per Ib..f2 so 6-to-Plea, .. 2 00 m s-to-nca,. Single Kulc, 4-to-Smnll Pica, 4-to-Pli-a Double Itulc, first thickness " " second " Parallel " first " second " TV.ii1.ln ami Parallel TtlllC. S 00 1 75 1 75 1 75 l m 1 75 1 AO 1 DO With nil our I-nbor SavIng Fonts of Brass Rule'"?1 Corners are furnished: except 'he 1 ?ed anrt Hmj hen. The reduction lu our Strip Brass Kulc Is about SO per cent BRASS BASHES. Kos. 1 to 50, our old Specimen Book each. ..to 10 . . 0 15 .. 0 30 .. 0 43 .. 0 70 .. 0 80 . .. 0 85 Nos. 71 to n, " " Nos. 81 to HO. " " Nos. 91 to 11. " " Nos. 101 to 108, " " Kos. los to 118, " " IiEADN, Per lb. S. 4. S and 6-to Plca,.fO 7-to-I'lea 0 so MS. 51 TO ill. Mc'tnl Fornltnr. Per th. H5,60K',"D-fon,"''0'a 8-to-Plca, 0 S5 D-tn-Plra. 0 Ml 10-tn-Plca 0 70 Lalwir- Saving Fonts Qnotfitlo n Furnl- tuci 53 and 50 lb. fonty or M ins., smallest font 6-to-Plca, and thicker, cut In reg ularly graduated lengths from 4 cms Plea upward 0 90 ..0 25 DASH Itfl.F.S Single, Parallel and Double, each, 0 OS Per B. Nonpareil and larger, ti ' to 35 Advertlnlng Rules. Single, each (0 04 CROH8 HILES. Double, Parallel aad i Wave, each 0 06 Lalior-Savlng, put up IV III fonts of 25 His.. and upwards, accu- i IDs.. curately cut, from 4eiiisIMcfttipwanls including all sizes, to Justify with Ijv bor-Saving liule,.. 0 30 12,000,000 ACRES! Cheap Farms! Tnit cheapest land ix markt, for sale by ths I. In the Gbeat Platte Valley. 3,000,000 Acres in Central Nebraska Now for sale In tracts of forty acres and upwards on FIVE AND TEN TEARS' CREDIT AT 6 PEBCENT. NO AW VANCE INTEREST REQUIRED. Mild and healthful climate, fertile soil, Alt Ani-NOANCE OF OOOD WATER. THE HK8T MARKET IN THE WEST ! The great Mining regions of Wyoming, Colorado, Utah and Ne vada, being supplied by the farmers In the PLATTE Valley. Soldiers Entitled to a Homestead ol 160 Acres. THE BEST LOCATIONS FOB C0L0MES. FTtHE ITOMES FOR ALL! Millions of ackkS of choice Government Lands open for entry unlet the Homkbtbad Law. near this Great Kailroaix with good markets and all the conveniences of an old settled country. Free pastes to purchasers of Railroad Land. Bectlonal Maps, showing the Land, also new edition of Derckiptivk Pampiilut witu kkw Mats Mailkd Frke Evkhywhbrb. Address, O. F. DAVIS, Land Commissioner U.P.R.R., Omaha, Neb. PORTABLE Soda Fountains, 10, 830, 73 and 81 OO. GOOD, DURABLE AND CHEAP.' 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AY or Illustration of tills cheapest and best loctf, ee Woe Hou$ehoid tfaflsixvis A- Y Jn4eMteiUMo.Si (tjR A CbOA Per day! Agenta wanted ! Allclanesof H IV tPttiU workiiiRpeople.of eithersex.youngor old, make more money at work tor us In their spare ii i unit-ma ui un i nc nun-1 nun ni ttiij (.mug eite. xarilC ulars free. Address O. Stlnson A CO., . , Portland, Maine ARTIt M IAL. EAR lRl JIN, for restoring the ufcarin- A great success. By one who wai deaf fr 2u years. By mall $3 per pair, bend sUuin for particulars to tt. J. WOOD, Madison, Ind. GREATEST CURIOSITY ?XT?SiWIra sellins weekly. Price SO cents. Ko humbug. Address GEORGE A.HEARD A CO.. Boston. Mats. AGENTS WANTED B6tvl tlja for Splendid Pros pectus. FOB THS LITE AND TIMES OF HORACE GREELEY. Br L. D. lNQisaoLD. An unbiased, non-parrJzan Life ot this ureat Man, witn extended notices of ruaar of his Cotemporary Statesmen and Journalls' '. This work Is gotten up In superior style, Boyal Octaro .iri-nts. or dcarrtntu. i-ts. For dcscrlptiouaddxciisj USXUN PL jr iiiuniniici k i7iur Annnmin i LlbllfcCi CO., Chicago.lll. - NECTAR IB A VIIHR BLACK TEA, with the green tea flavor. War ranted to suit ail tastes. Foraala everywhere. And for sale whole, sale only by the Ureat Atlantic ft Paclnc'feaCo. 11 Fulton at. and I As Church st.N. Y.P.O.boa UoC Pud for Thaa-Maou, circular. A.N.X., B.L. J o too $40 f?T Wfl,sf rA"H ox. Agents, J-tU Address A. Coulter 4 U.,CUrlottt),lllcll