GENERAL ITEMS. Sic transit That across the ocean. Doat-agr -The njro of Infancy. A "yoi'no sruvKn" A barber's baby. Tim coming man A waiter. " Shocking A magnetic battery. A man over-bored An editor. Tub best flowers for winter wear Furze. An unsatisfactory meal A domestic broil. Otn nineteenth century is the ago of IOOIS. i A straight line Is tho shortest In mor als as in geometry. uoys are like vim-car : the more "mother" there is in them, the sharper iney occome. jivixized ennmoaitsm Eating vour , .1 .. . .. Of un'Hu wita a nine inuian in it. Nkither great poverty or great rlclics win ueur reason. bKVEN thousand women Delong to the lielgian Internationals. A man that don't know enny thing will tell it tho first time he gets a chance. T- . 1 T.-l,' 0 When I am a man, is the poetry of childhood; when I was young, is thenoc- irjr vi uiu Mge. . A thi isv An expensive wife makes a pensive nusDanci. A man that ought to be re-menibered a one-icggeu soldier. Ik the best man's faults were written on his forehead lie would draw his hat over ins eyes. An Idaho miner latelv fell several linn dred feet out of a "bucket" without kick ing it. Nations and men are only best when they are gliddest, and deserve Heaven wnen tney enjoy it. An Ohio dinrymanwisli.es to patent the !iiichikii or galvanism lor me destruc tion of clieeseinites. Talk about the modern falling off of nome unections : Our wives are becom ing nearer every clay. Oi n school-boy remarks that when his teacher undertakes to show him what is wnat, lie only tiiuis out winch is switch rn t - ... a he uosion uoaru ot Trade lias re solved that the btute ought to retain con trol of the hole of the Hoosac Tunnel. 1 le alone is a man who can resist the genius ot the atre. the love of fashion. with vigorous simplicity and niodcstcour- age. Let us not disdain glory too much nothing is liner except virtue. The height ot Happiness would be to unite both in tins lite. rmi.AnEi.rniA papers, having slain the steam-whistle monster, have buckled on un'ir armor against tne ringing or church ul-iis on uie rjaooatn : 1 he rate of telegraphing between this country and Europe is one dollar a word; but the price is to be reduced on the 1st oi May next, to io cents per word. Hypocrisy is folly. It is much easier, safer and pleasanter to be the tiling which a man aims to appear than to keep up the upin-ui uw-e ui uenig wnatr.e is not. An organization of capitalists is re ported to be forming iu North Carolina to carry pine products to the highest pitch A sort of tar-get company with brains. h, vents are only the shells of ideas; and often it is the fluent thought of ages that is crystalized in a moment by the scroKe oi a pen or tne point of a bayonet. rnoKESSOll Ac.assiz savs that "ti-iln bites are not anv more close! r related to the phyllopods than to any other ento- mostrace or to the Isopod." 01 course not ! A man who bought a thousand Havana cigars, recently, on being asked what he was carrying, replied that they were iicKeis to a course oi lectures to oe given by his wife. An exchange tantalizes its readers with this atrocity: "Have vou heard of the manwlogot shot?" "Got shot? No; how did lie get shot?" "He bought them." Swift's maxim in conversation was : Take as many half minutes as you can get, Due never take more than hall a min ute without pausing, and giving others an opportunity to strike in. A liEXRimrs man can use sarcasm it is the scorn felt bv a true nature for what is base ; but a sneer lias always a vein of tne ignoble in it, and a sneer at a fallen accomplice belongs to natures of the low est grade. It is an old saying and one of fearful aim latnomiess Import, that we are lorm mg characters for eternity. Forming characters! Whose? Our own or others? Jioih, and in that momentous fact lies the peril and responsibility ol our existence. Mentioning that wood fires are cheap er than a doctor's visits, Charles Dudley Warner apolog etically adds : "Not that I have anything against. doctors; I only wish, after they have been to see us in a way that seems so triendly, they had Ho ming againsi us." Aristocracy in the lflth century is the league, the coalition, of those who wish to consume without producing, live with out working, occupy all public places without becoming competent to lill them, and seize upon all honors without merit ing them that is aristocracy I The man who sat up all night weigh ing a ton oi coai witn a pair oi steelvards and by the pailful, to see that he liad re ceived full weight, thought he was ahead a few pounds until he remembered that he had not deducted the weight of the Tail. A minister, making a pastoral call at a house where the children were kept pretty quiet on Sunday was confidentially informed by one of the little girls that she would like to he a minister. "Whv?' said the gratified but somewhat puzzled shepherd. ".So I could holleron Sunday," was me reply. Small rox How to Prevent Contagion. 1. On the first appearance of the disease, the patient should be placed in a separate apartment, as near the top of the house as possible, irom which curtains, carpets, bed-hangings, and other needless articles of furniture should be removed, and no person except the medical attendant and the nurse or mother be permitted to enter we room. 2. A basin containing a solution of chloride ol lime, or carbolic acid, should be placed near the bed for the patient to spit in. 3. Handkerchief not to be used, but pieces of rag employed instead, for wiping the nose of the patient. Each piece, after being used, should be immediately burned. 4. A plentiful supply of water and tow els snouiu De Kept lor tne use oi the nurse, whose hands ot necessity, will be soiled by the secretions of the patient. In one nand-basin the water should be Impre, nated with fluid of chloride, by which the taint on tne nanus may at once !De removed. 5. Outside the door of the sick-room a f heet should be suspended, so as to cover the entire doorway ; this should be kept constantly wet witn a solution oi nme. l'heeflect of this will be to keep every other part of the house iree irom miection. 0. The discharges of the bowels and Sidneys of the patient should be received -:iio vessels cnargeu wuu uisimecuuiis, eiici; as the solution of carbolic acid or chloride of lime, and immediately remov- d. By these means the poison thrown off H orn internal surfaces may De renuerea :nert, and deprived of the power of propa ating disease. 7. The thin skin of cuticle which peels off from the hands, face, and other parts of the body in convalescent patients, is higli--y contagious. Baths should be continued very day for four times, when the disin Ji etion of the skin may be regarded as oinplete. This, however, should not be one without first consulting the medical ifendfint. Exchange. The Inaugural Address. The following Is the resident's Inau gural address 1 KtCLt,OW-riTI71ewa? Trmlf.r Prnvlflnnn. f kav. bcn cnllctl a second time to act as Kxecutive over this (ficat nation. It has boon my endeavor to maintain all Hie laws anil, so far ns lay In my ir,p,.-i , i. iwi iur me npni interest oi me wnoie people. My best effort will lie Riven to this subject In the. future, and I trust, successfully, liy reason of four years' experience In the olllce. ii lieu my nisi term oi inc olllce ot t;ntct Rxecu live began, the country had not yet recovered from tlieelh-cts of a (Treat Internal revolution, and three or four States of the ITnlon had not been re stored to their federal relations. It seemed to me wise tlmt no new question slKrtlld be raised so long as that condition of affiilrs existed! therefore, the past four vears. so far as I could control events, have been consumed in efforts Io restore harmony, public, credit, commerce, and all the arls of peace and prepress. It is mv firm conviction that the r.lvllizril world Is tending towards Republicanism or government by the people, and that our great Republic Is de stined to be the guiding star Io all others. Under our Kcpiiniic wc support less oi an army man does any Kuropeun power of any standing and a navv less than thut of at least live of them. There couid be no extension of territory on this conti nent which would call tor an increase of this force, but rather might such extension enable us to diminish it. The theory ol government changes Willi gen eral progress. Now Ihat the telegraph is nia.le avniluhle for communicating thought, together Willi the rauid transit of steam, all parts of the continent are made continuous for all purposes of government, and communication uetween the extreme limits of the country Is made easier than It was throughout the old thirteen States lit the beginning of our nnlional ex istence. The effects of the late civil war, have been to free the slave, and make him a citizen, 'yet hp is not possessed of the civil rights which citizenship should carry with It. This Is wrong, and should be corrected. To this correction I stand committed so fur as the Kxecutive Inlluence is concerned. Social eipiality Is not a subject to lie legislated upon, nor shall I ask that anything be done to advance the social status of the 'color ed man, except to give him a chance to develop what is in him. tiive him access to the schools, and when he travels let him feel assured that his conduct will regulate the treatment and fu re he will receive. i he States lately at war with the tJeneral Gov ernment are now 'happily rehabilitated, and no Kxecutive control is exercised In any one ol them that would not be exercised ill any other State under like circumstances. In the llrst year of the pint Administration the proposition came up for the admission of San Domingo as a territory of thel'inou. It wasnot a que.-tion of my seek ing, but was a proposition from the people of Sun Domingo, which I entertained, anil believe now, as I did then, that it was for the best inter ests of the country and for Hie people of San Do mingo and all concerned, that tlie proposition should be received favorably. It was, however, rejected, ronslitutionally, and therefore the sub ject was never brought up again by me. In future, while I hold my present olllce, the subject of acquisition of territory must have the support of the people before I "will recommend any proposition looking to such acquisitions. However, I do not share the apprehension held by many us to the danger of governments becoming weakened and destroyed by reason of acquisition of territory. Commerce, education and rapid transit of thought and matter bv telegraph nml team have changed al! this: rather I believe that our great Maker is preparing the world in His own good time to become one nation, speaking uuv iiitu.r, mill m-ll urilllca UUU IIIIWCS UU1 no longer be required. i. My elTorta In the future will be directed to the restoration of good feeling between the different " 'It. 'lira ' .7.11 Illlll'll I'M.HII,, IU Ull' Il-l-lil tion of our rurroocv to a llxed value as contoured to the world's standard gold and if possible to part to the construction of cheap routes of transit throughout nip land to tiie end that the products oi iit section may nniis mtu-Kci, anil leave a liv ing remuneration to the producer to the main tenance of friendly relations with our neighbors. ami with distant nations; to the establishment of our commerce and carrying trade iipontheoreiint to the cneourugrement ol such manufacturing in dustries as can be economically pursued in this country, to the end Hint the exports of home pro ducts and industries may pay for our Imports, the only sure method ot' returning to and perma nently maintaining n siicclc baala: to the eleva tion of labor, and by a humane course to bring mi- iioorigini-s oi me counirv nnoer ine Denign influence of education and civilization it is either this or a war of extermination. Wars of f xtcrminiition, engaged in by people pur suing commerce and nil industrial pur suits, are expensive even against the weakest people, and are demoralizing and wicked. Our superiority of strength and our advantages of civilization should make us lenient toward the Indian. The wrong ulready iiiiiii-i,-K u,uii iiiiii siiuiuii iii. niKcii iiuo account, anil a balance placed to his credit. The moral viewol the position should be considered, and the question asked : cannot the Indian be made a useful anil productive number ol society by prop er teaching and treatment v If the ttl'ort is nunle in good Jiiilli, we will stand better before the civilized nations of the earth and in our con sciences for having nude it. All these things are not to be accomplished by one individual, but they will receive my support and recommenda tion to Congress us will iu my judgment best serve to carry them into effect, and to this end 1 beg your stippoiLand encouragement. It lias been and is my earnest desire to secure the reformatory rule regulating the methods of tippointnieut u'nil promotion. Those that were established liave been tried. Mv efforts for such reformation shall bi- continued, and to the best of my judgment the spirit of the rules adopted will he maintained. I acknowltdge before this assem blage, representing as it does every section ol our country, tlii-'obligalion 1 am under to my l'ellow men for Ihc'grcat honor Iheyjhave conferred on me, by returning me to the highest office within their gift, and the further obligation resting on me to render the best services within my power. This I promise, looking forwiird with tlie greatest mix iel to the day when 1 shall be released from Ihe responsibilities that at times ore almost over whelming, and from which I have scarcely had a rest since the eventlnl Urine on Sumter hi Isiil to the present day. My services were then tendered and accepted under the first cull for troops grow ing out ol that event. I did not ask for place or position, unit was entirely without inlluence or acquaintance of persons of inlluence, but was resolved lo perform my part in the struggle threatening llie very existence of the nation." I performed conscientiously my duty without ask ing promotion or command, and without re vengeful feeling towards any section or individ ual.. Notwithstanding this, throughout tlie war unilfrom my candidacy for mv present office in 1SIW, to the closing of the lust presidential cam paign, 1 have been the subject of abuse and slan der scarcely ever equaled in political history, which, to-day, I feel 1 can afford to disregard in view of your verdict, which I gratefully accept as my vindication. Making Maple Sugar. For boi ing the trees a half-Inch bit is large enough ; tlie holes may be bored so that the sap Irom two may be run into one nucKer, wmcn may De hung on an iron hook driven into the tree for this pur pose, midway between the twa ; conduc tors may oe mane oi pine, or sumac, or, better, use metal ones made for tlie pur pose combining both spile and hook. In gathering sap where tlie trees are clase together, it is a good plan in order to prevent mistakes and save labor, to paint one side of your buckets white. The lirst round you make in gathering, turn the red side out; the second the white fiiic.- This !ono you will not need to run to the tree a second time, nor miss one, as you may see the gathering you have done some ro.'s distant. The camp should be centrally located. and if possible where the principal carry ing win De down hill since this win greatly facilitate the labor. Indeed at one of the most complete camps we ever knew, in an Eastern btate, the sap was carried in pipes as water Hows, llie pipes beingdisconneot ed at the close of the season, cleaned and carefully laid away to dry. When the sap is put to boiling, it should not bo allowed to flag, but the process should bo driven as strongly and evenly as possible, until a sufficient quantity of syrup is obtained tor straining, which is usually performed through clean, thick woolen strainers. This operation being Eertormed into suitable vessels, deep ones eing proper, after standing some hours to allow Impurities to settle, the clearer portion is poured off for sugaring. It is boiled until the air escapes in puffs, the proper consistency being ascertained by taking a little of the m-tss on a piece of glass and observing the granulation on cooling. This is also known by taking a little between the thumb and finger, press ing them together and drawing them apart : the films will adhere and may be drawn out thin and will be brittle. It may also be dropped into cold water, and if tlie mass of wax breaks readily unon getting coltl it is ready for stirring into sugar. Caked sugar is supposed to be stronger and to retain its flavor better than grained sugar. Tho residue, or that rcmalninsr after pouring of the top of the vessels, may be put into the kettle, add about a pint of milk to ten gallons of syrup and skim off the scum or froth as it reaches the boiling point. If molasses is wanted, it should not be boiled so long as for sugar. If a teaspoon- f til of pulverized alum is boiled with each two gallons of syrup it will prevent gran ulation, or if put into air tight cans and carefully sealed it will keep perfectly. In boiling sap, eopper or brass kettles are f ir preferable to iron but if these are used, the most scrupulous rare must be exerted to prevent tarnishing. They must be kept perfectly bright since the corrosion of these metals produces a most virulent poison. Want of cleanliness with Iron vessels creates only disgust, but with copper or brass tlie result may bo death. mis is another ot the processes oi mak ing sugar when only small camps are worKcu. wnen plantations are owneu sufficiently largo to warrant the erection of buildings and batteries tint will be found the most economical. The sap may be reduced cither In open evaporators by the direct tction of Are heat, or by means of steam coils. Filters of animal charcoal take the place of strainers, and centrifu gal machines are used for separating the sugar anil molasses. Western Haral, An Irish FigFair. The peasant's pig, tlto "ilntleman that pays tne rint," tne lavorcu, snout son, al most the lord of the cabin, when, for the first time iti his life, he finds hlniselt for cibly driven tho way ins master chooses. which, ot course, is the way ho perseveres in ob ecting to, enters the latr inaveiv Dail state oi nnmi. jus temper never. at tlie best of seasons, half so sweet as his iiesn has become morose, and some thing Is sure to occur to render him sav age. Amonir other things, lie is sure to quarrel with tlie pig next to him for pre cedence of place, and the immediate con sequencelor this pig is m quite as bad a state of mind as that pig tlie immediate consequence is a fight. By a fight, we do not mean an ordinary routing of snout to snout, but a savage fight ot wild beasts. They stand upon their hind hoofs and fight in lion-and-unicorn fashion. It is a fine tiling to see a pig under such unusual circumstances, and shows that lie is not merely a creature of fat and crackling, to be roasted, or made bacon of, but an ani mal whose blood, when roused, inspires him to light to the death against what he considers injuries and Insults. The most amusing part of the whole affair is tlie dismay of the respective owners, and their anxiety to separate tlie furious combat ants, because a pig that has been over driven iti coming to the fair, or had a seri ous stand-up fight, is always reduced 2d. or 3fi. a pound in his market value.-'S. Paul's Magazine. Cerchro-Splual Meningitis. During tlie first half of last year eight hundred persons in New York were at tacked by a singular form of disease, anj of the number, six hundred died. Phy sicians call this disorder cercbro-spmal meningitis, which being interpreted means an inflammation of the membranes enveloping the brain and spinal chord. Throughout the Northern States it is ronularlv known ns a spotted fever, in the South as tlie cold pltigtti, in Kurope by various technical and local names, and iii all countries as one of tlie most deadly allections to winch manktnd is subiect It frequently, as in the present instance, appears iu the form of an epidemic, and its history is, that these visitations are liable to recur after longer or shorter in tervals. Jlke epidemic diseases m gener al, it is no doubt largely preventible, and the wonder is that with the extraordinary fatality which has always attended it, there has never been any united public demand for the inve-tigation of its causes. or tlie means of staving its spread. But in spite of this astonishing indifference on the part of those who are most directly interested, physicians have obtained some important iaera which seem to link the origin of the difficulty with overcrowding and tlie prevalence of filth, conditions wmcn at ail times are too common in cities and towns, but which, with a stupid blindness to his own best interests, man is forever tolerating. The evidence that cases of this disease originate, partly at least, through the operation of causes that lie within our reach, though not as fully as could.be wished, is still very con- Vintlllg. Ualaxy. Tho Sun's Distance. At present tlie distance from the earth to the sun is reckoned at ninety-two mil lions of miles, with a margin of error of about live hundred thousand miles. It is for the main purpose of reducing this margin, by tit least one half, that the ob servations ol the coming transit of Venus are to ho undertaken. In a recent lecture on "Tlie Constitution of the Sun." Pro fessor l oung made use of tlie following curious illustration, in order to aid his hearers in forming an idea of the sm's distance. "Vou know," lie states "that, if you touch a part of t'.ie body, one does not feel it instantly. If you' touch the hand of any one with a pin, it will be an apprec iable part of a second before lie will feel it and draw ills hand back. Now, if I had an arm long enough to reaeli to the sun. and should put my lingers into the solar flame, and burn them there, it would be a hundred years before I would find it out. and another hundred years be fore I could remove my hand. Such i.s tlie distal. ce of the sun, and yet, across that space, the earth responds to every impulse of the solar surface." An illus tration of this character, while it dieted the applause of the audience, failed, we doubt not, to convey to many any more t'eflnite idea of this immense distance than that obtained from the simple statement of tlmt distance in English miles. Apple- ton s. Scrap Iron. Mani factukers should look well to their scrap iron ; do not waste a piece, ne matter how small ; gather all together assort, have different receptacles for steel wrought, cast and malleable iron. The wrought iron from tlie carriage shop is the most valuable of scrap iron, but to bring the highest price there must be no malleable or east iron mixed with it ; every pound of scrap has a market value, and it should be packed in barrels or boxes and sent to market. If there be any considerable quantity, it will pay to send it to the mills and have it worked up into bars. It is the small manufactur ers who do not take care of their scrap, but allow year after year to pass without flaying any attention to it, und scraps of ro'n can be found all over their, factories, while boxes and out of tlie way corners are tilled with it, and hundreds of dollars of what would make the best of bar iron is allowed to go to waste. Scientific Amer ican. Screws Ixserted in Plaster Walls. When we try to fasten brackets, strips of wood, etc, to plaster walls by means of screws, it is often found impossible to make sere vs' hold firmly. When we turn them in, tlie plaster'breaks out and our labor Is in vain. And yet, a screw well set into a plaster wall will hold very firmly. The best plan is to enlarge the hole to about twice the diametvr of the screw, fill it with plaster of Paris, such as is used for fastening tlie tops of lamps, etc., and bed the screw in tlie soft plaster. When the plaster hasset, the screw will be held very strongly. Up to January, 1872, the New York Central Park had cost the city twelve and a half million dollars; but, since the park was commenced, the taxable property in three wards in the immediate neighbor hood of the park has increased in valua tion from twenty-six million to nearly one hundred and eighty-six million dollars. A .titrt man does iustice to pverir ninn and to everything; and then, if he be. also wise, he knows there is a debt of mercy and compassion due to the infirmities of man's nature, that is to be paid ; and lie that is cruel and ungentle to a sinning person, and does the worst to him, dies in Ids debt and is unjust. Thk hnml Is the mind's only tier feet vassal-, and when, through age or illness, tho connection betweeii them is interrupt ed, there are few more affecting tokens of human decay. USEFUL SUGUESTIOXS. Ctmnn n-nn i Pni.oN. As soon as dis covered take some spirits of turpentine in a cup, clip tho finger m m H"u men mmi the hand near a hot Are till dry; then dip It in again and repeat for fifteen minutes, or until the pain ceases. The next day, wun a sharp kniie, pure " -"; u and yon will find something like a honey comb filled witn clear water; open the cells and t.hn fidon is gone. If the felon is too fur advanced for turpentine, oil ef origanum, treated in the same way, win cure. If too far advanced for either to cure, the felon will still be benefited, as it will bo less painful. Never draw it. Sn.vKii. Silver should never be allowed to grow dingy, and need not if properly washed after every meal. Wash in very hot soft water, with hard soap. Wipe hard and quickly, on a clean towel, and polish with dry flannel. If discolored with egg, mustard, etc., rub out tlie stain with a small, stiff brush, and silver soap, or whatever vou use for cleaning silver; then wash off in hot water, wipe, and pol ish. Use soft towels. This is for the ar ticles in common use. Once a week have all the silver cleaned. If you wish to place silver away for any length of time, wrap each article in blue paper, anu u will keep a good color. Ironing Shirt Fronts. In a first-class laundry starch is made in tlie usual man ner: to a pail of starch a whole sperm candle Is used. When tiie linen Is dry, it is dipped in the cold starch and ironed in the ordinary way; then it Is dampened with a wet cloth and the polish iron passed over it. Thi3 is an ordinary smoothing iron, ground off so that the edges are all rounding. To this last man- milation the linen Is indebted lor tne peculiar laundry p-loss which all admire so much, but which many house-keepers have vainly striven to leave upon tlie wristbands and bosoms of their husbands' shirts. Dry Method of Ci.eanino soilkd Faii- Rirs. Great progress has been made of late vears in the method oi cleaning soiled articles of dress, by removing tar, grease, etc., from wool and other raw material, this, as it appears, being accomplished best bv the so-called drv-method rather than by tlie use of n. watery solution of soup or other alkaline substance, mis originally consisted in subjecting the ar ticles in a proper apparatus to immersion In benzine, gasoline, bisulphide of car bon, etc., with continued rotation of the apparatus. More recently, however, it has been ascertained that the vapor of these substances, caused by distillation, is more efficient than the liquid substances themselves, the articles thus treated be ing much more rapidly penetrated, and more thoroughly, than in the old way. The articles are placed upon a grating over the liquid, the vapor from which permeates them completely as it is car ried over into tlie reservoir, where it is condensed and collected. In this form it contains grease in solution, which may be removed by a second distillation, while the hydro-carbon is obtained in a form for further use. Harper' s Magazine fur March. Improved Liquid Glue. An im proved liquid glue, according to the Jour nal o f Applied Chcmhtry. may be prepared by dissolving three parts of glue, broken into small pieces.in twelve to tilteen parts of saccliarate of lime. On warming, the glue dissolves rapidly, and remains liquid when cold, without losing its strength. Any desirable consistency may be secured by varying the amount of saccliarate of lime. 'The thicker glue keeps its muddy color, the thin becomes clear, on stand ing. Tho saccliarate of lime is prepared by taking one part of loaf-sugar and dis solving it in three parts of water, adding to the sugar one-fourth part of its weight of slacked lime, and heating the whole to 1-15 dog. or Wo deg. and allowiug it to macerate for several days, with frequent shaking. The greater "part of the lime will be thus dissolved, and the solution rnav be decanted from tiie lime sediment, which has the properties of mucilage. The solution of the glue in the saechurate of lime niiiy be made very readily, and even old gelatine, which has become in soluble in water, will be easily dissolved. The glue has great adhesiveness, and ad mits of very many uses. The True Story of Tlie First Telegram. The bill met with neither sneers nor opposition in the Senate, but the business of that House went on with discouraging slowness. At twilight on the last evening of the session (March 3, lS-lll) there were 119 bills before it. As it seemed impossible for it to be readied in reular coitrse before tliu hour of adjournment should arrive, tlie Professor, who had anxiously watched the tardy movements of business all day from the gsllory of the Senate chamber, wei.t with a sad heart to his hotel and pro pared to leave for New York at an early lfoiir next morning. While at breakfast, a servant informed him that a young lady desired to see him in the pailor. There he met Miss Annie Kllsworlh, then a young school girl the daughter of his intimate friend, Hon. Henry Tj. Klls worlh, the lirst Commissioner of Patents who said, us she extended her hand to 1 i i ii : " I have come to congratulate you." " Upon what ?" inquired tlie Professor, " Upon tlie passage of your bill," she replied. "Impossible! Its fate was sealed atilitsk last evening. You must be mistaken." " Not at all," she responded. Father sent nie to tell you that your bill was passed. He remained until the session' closed, and yours was the last bill but one acted upon, and it was passed just live minutes before the adjournment; and I am so glad to be the lirst one to tell you. Mother says, too, that you must come homo with me to breakfast." The invitation was readily accepted, and the joy in the household was un bounded, rioth Mr. and Mrs. F.lls worth had fully believed in the project, and the former, in his confidence in it and in his warm friendship for Prof. Morse, had spent all the closing hours of the ses sion in the Senate chamber, doing wh t he could to help the bill along, and giving it all the influence of h's hiL'h personal and official position. u rasping tne nand oi his young friend, the Professor thanked her again and gain for bearing him such pleasant tid ings, and assured her that she should send over the wires the first message, as her reward. The matter was talked over in the family, and Sirs. Ellsworth sug gested a message which Prof. Morse re ferred to the daughter, for her approval; and this was the one hich was subso quently sent. a little more than a year alter that time, the line between Washington and Baltimore was completed. Prof. Morse was in the former citv. and Mr. Alfred Vail, his assistant, iu the latter; the first in the chamber of the Supreme Court, the last in Mount Clare depot, when the circuit being perfect, Prof. Morse sent to Miss Ellsworth for her message, a.id it came. "What hath God wrought!" It was sent in triplicate in the dot-and- line language of the instrument to Balti more, and was tlie first messaqe ever trans mitted by a recording telegraph. The story of this llrst message has been often told with many exaggerations. It has roamed about Europe with various romantic material attached to it, origin ating iu the French imagination, and has started up anew from time t time in our own country under fresh forms, but the above story is simply ai.d literally true. An inventor in despair receives the news of his unexpected success from his friend's daughter, and he makes her a promise which he keeps, and thus links her name with his own. and with an invention which become!? one of thecontrolling Instruments of civiIfAition for all time. Scnbuer1 for March. Pure instinct Is hut a law of Nature. like germination ; there is in It only one degree more toward life. Hypcr-Gcntllity. Wr remember reading of three unfortu nate ladies who wcrsentertalnadone sum mer day at the house of a country friend, and whoso consequent sufferings were so remarkable that they will Berve to point a little moral. These ladies were very high-toned, so to speak. They were so very genteel and so extremely proper In their manners, that if society conferred degrees they would have been Mistresses of Social Arts and Doctressesof Social So 'these three high-toned ladies sat down to dinner in the house of their coun try friend, nnd there were peas on the ta ble. "Pas." wrote one of the Immacu late trio, "such as we never see in town fresh, green, plump and luscious, all so ilnlloditfnllv hot. and tempting ! But as the forks had only two prongs, maamg n, quite useless to try to eat peas with them, we were obliged to leave the delicious things on our plates. The family ate their peas with their knives, but of course we could not do that." Now our opinion may be social heresy, hut. wn ecrtnl nl v believe that a true lady would have eaten those peas with her knife?. Him would have done so simply because she wuld have known that the laws of true politeness made it imperative upon her to use her knife in such a case. But this genteel trio did not appear to un derstand that politeness requires a greater attention to the feelings of others than tn mere forms flint, what Is very genteel iii one p'acc is often quite boorish in an other, and that there is a hyper-gentility and a plu-propriety which is offensive tn tlii nostrils of a true gentleman or ladv. Frank R. Stockton, in "Home and Society," Scribners for March. No Timk to be Lost. In the incipient stages of Consumption, tlie first symptoms are generally n hacking cough, pains in the chest, iliiliriiltv of lreiithlii!r. or oppression of tho lungs, komctliiiig should be done at once to cheek the cough, allay and heal the irritated parts. Allen's Lung Halsnm will break up the cough in nn incredibly short time : also nri'vpiit. the formation of tubercles. Where tubercles nre once formed, the disease is hard to cure. For sale by nil Medicino Dealers. Millions on the Strike! In spite of the enormous amount of capital invested in the promotion of Intemperance, tlie Missionaries of Sobriety have no reason to bo disheartened. The strike against alcoholic drinks is not confined to the or dinary linuors of commerce. It Is extend ing to all medicines of which ardent spirits form a component part. The belief that stimulants of this nature are slow poisons gains ground everywhere, imminent phy siologists preach- the doctrine, and the dissecting knife and the microscope afford post mortem evidence of its truth, t r- tuiiHtely at the very time when our dis tinguished surgeons were making tlie ex periments which lea to this conclusion. sagacious member of tlie profession, Dr Joseph Walker of California, was perfect ing a vegetable tome, possessing an tne restorative properties claimed for the spirituous astringents, and free from their iteaitiv sting. To those demoralizing. health destroying potions his famous Vinegar Bitters seem to be giving the conn de qra.ee. The demand for them do clines, while tlie commercial and sanitary success of the new medicine is complete. And we hear daily ot cases of dyspepsia, biliousness, malarious fever, rheumatism, constipation, general and local debility, gout, kidney disease, etc, etc., that have sticcumticd to the great restorative after ro sisting all others. Approaching Spring. ' In these preen days lievivinir sieknesB lifts her languid head; Life flown afresh j and young ey'd heidth exalts Tho whole creation round." Thus sang Thomson : and very truly, for the human system at this season of the year requires rejuvenation, just ns every portion of nature's works niter a period of inertion. There is turgiuity of the bowels, fullness ol habit, sluggish blood, constipation, weaken ed kidneys, pains in the buck and chest, ten dencies t'o iiithimniation and congestion of the various organs, jaundiced complexion, lack of vigor, in fact entire loss of color and tone. This is all corrected and new life im parted bv using Maguire's Cundiirango Liv er and iilood Hitters. This medicine, if tak en occasionally, will prevent attacks of Spot ted Fever and' Small l'ox. ON ii recent trip through the Interior of tin! AVcstcrn States wc were surprised to find tlie frreat demand there is for Pakkkh's Compound Fluid Kxtract Uuciiu. At places remote from railroad or river it is found to meet with a ready sale. Tlie amount of kidney diseases in a 'fnrmiuK com munity is irreut, ami tiie fanners liave found that ui) medicine is so suited to their various wants, or trives such prompt relief ns this valuable extract, everywhere. Sold liy till druggists, A I'-NI-VKItSAI. ilKMKDV. " liltOWN'S llitoxctiiAL TitoctiKS" for Coughs, Colds, nii'l Bronchial Allections, stand first in pub lic favor and confidence ; this result has been aciiuiretl by ti test of many years. Dn. .Iavsk's Kxi'Ki-toiiant la both a palliative and curative in all Lung loiiipluinta, lironchilia. Sc.. 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The Weekly N.Y.'uin. b pages. $1 a year. Send your Dollar. Address THE SUN, New York City. TnE Sciesck op Health for March is one of the beet numbers yet published of this new and popular monthly, which is rapidly growing in public favor. This Dumber contains Popular Physiology and Diseases of the eye, with several Illustrations ; Bald Heads on Young Shoulders; Signs of a Healthy Child; Cruelty to the Young; Vaccination Problem! Disease and its Treatment; Seasonable Dishes, and How to Cook Them; Al cohol and Opium; Health of Bankers; Health of Women ; Airing Bed-rooms, and a mass of other interesting reading matter. It is published ut the popular price of $2 a year, or 2 i cents a num ber, including a Chromo to new subscribers. Ad dresss S. H. Wells, 369 Broadway, New York. THE rHKKNOLOGICAL JOURNAL for March contains a good portrait and sketch of William F. Havemeyer, Mayor of New York City ; The Problem of Lire; Driven to Death; Indian Relics, and our Indian Policy ; A Penal Colony for Criminuls; Mrs. Mary Somerville, the Scientist, with portrait; What shall our Boys Do? Dreams and their Causes; Longevity in the Professions; "I Cannot Quit It," or the In ebriate's Plea ; A Good Memory, how to acquire and retain it ; The Celt) Hugh Stowell Brown on Americans, etc. Price 30 cents. A year's sub scription, with a "taking" Chromo, 3.00. Ad dress S. it. H ells, Ssa Broadway, -N The Little Corporal. Chapter 111. of "Hidden Treasure," by Mary A. Denison, with full-page illustration, and Chapter vii. of Mrs. Miller's interesting serial story, "Uncle Dick's Legacy," with iUustration, are given In the Mirch number of this popular little monthly. Added to these are several short stories, poems, etc., whlc.il. together with the contents of "Pru- iiy's Pocket," constitute a rich treat for the young readers. Terms : tl 50 a year, with two beautiful chrotnos to each subscriber on receipt of 10 cents for postage. Published byJJouN E, Miller, Cmcago. Peril of the Hrnaon. Th InhoiplUblo wlndi and chilly fogt of iprlng are nnweloome vlltori to the feeble and ailing, and are by no meani Congenial to the healthy. If there la any germ of disease lurking tn the system, they are sure to develop it, unless proper precau tions are taken to prevent such a misfortune. Bil lons oomplalnts, dyspepsia, nervous debllty, rheu- matlsm, irregularities of the bowels, and disorders wklch affect the kidneys, are all aggravated by the peculiar condition of Ihe atmosphere at this sea- . Invalids who are subject to any of these dis orders, or have a predisposition thereto, should therefore forearm themselves against danger by strengthening t e digestive organs, Hie nervous' system and the muscular Ober with dally doses of Hostetter's Stomach Hitters. There Is no period of the year at which a stimulating tonlo and regu lating medicine Is more urgently required than In the spring; and there Is no preparation of that class In which so .many valuable restorative and preventive properties are combined In such a per fectly safe and harmless form as In Hostetter's Bit ters. It may be stated positively, as uncontraillct able faot, that a course of this agreeable vegetable specific, commenced now and continued through the spring months, will effectually shield the In habitants of marshy and miasmatic localities from the intermittent and remittent fevers caused by unhealthy exhalations from ajvefntl TTTHKN writing to advertisers please mention the name ef this paper. A CHALLENGE Is extended to the World To place before the nubile a better Cough or Luua jvuiiit.-Hy limn ALLEN'S LUNG BALSAM. It Is warranted to break up tho most troublesome Coua la an increiiimy snori nine, i nereis no reme dy Unit can show more evidence of real merit than Oils 11ALSAM for euriiigCousuinptloii, Coughs, Colds, AKitiuui, uroup,eic. It Acts on flic Klclurya! It Acts ou the Liver! F" Which makes it more than Cough Remedy. LATEST EVIDENCE. Wlint well known Drngglsits of Tennessee sity about Allen's Lung linlxam. Sphinofield, Tcnn., Sent. 13, VS71. Gkxtlemkv : Please fillip lis six do. Allen s Lung nali-aiii. We have nut a buttle In the store. It Ims more reputation than any Oougli Medicine wo have ever soiu. nave m-i-n in mi- iii "M-iii- -i j .. Wc nieuu Just what we say. very truly ynr, litjUl & lAj.riE.lti Wlint llio Doctors Bay. Drs. Wilson & Ward, Hiyaiclans and Druggists, We purchased Allen's Lung nnlsam, and It sells rapidly. We aro practicing physicians, as well as druggists, and take pleasure in recommending a great reiiiedv, surh us we buow this to be." l'tiysli-liins do nt recommend a inedlcino whlcn hae no merit ; what they say about ALLEN'S LUNG BALSAM Can be taken as a fact. Let all afflicted test tt at once and be convinced of Its real merits. It is harmless to the most delicate child. It Contains no Opium in Any Form. O ATTTI O 3T. Tto not deceived. Call for ALLEN'S LUNG BAL SAM, and tako no other, rjr Directions accompany each bottle. J.N. HARRIS & CO., Cincinnati, 0,, PROFKIKTOnS. IW Hold by all Medicine Dealers. Tl.e GrmE is published Quaktzkly. 23 cent pays for the year, w hich Is not hnlf the cost. Those who nficrwards send money to tlie amount of One Iul Uiv ot more for Seeds may also order tfft cents' worth extra the price pnid for the Gvidk. TheVrl X timber is beautiful, pivinff pluiss for making Kurnl IIoiiich, IMntiiR-Table Docom tloiiH. Whitlow iurdruM &c., and a maps of In formation Invaluable to the lover of flowers. 130 puffed, on line tinted paper, some 500 EnpraviiiKS, and a nuperb Colored IMnte and Chi-omoCoV Tho FirPt Kditiou of 00,000 Just printed i LiiglisU and German. JAMES VICK, Rochester, New York. Tht! .l:iti'.i;!ry ?,o. (MUlMirt r?J.iH) wtirth i.f Bun. i.ti.1 I'l.ui') l'ieues, t-tj tiii pes;. Vrlvv -IU oIm. or n ;!., a vnr 1 wo back numbers, our own H'iiHotioii, foriiuotH. Four for KticU. A (iti reus .1. T,. im;tkrs. bit'. iiroadway, V Croiuo Size, 9 by ritufJiK's, worth flO, tfianiT of I)r, Footis wonderful work L-lc. llOMR TALK. No competition the most tawinq Com bin tlon ever otrennl. A rents are tuft-tlng with impnnillcler! tuooom. li.ioki HQd Cromos r.'ft-lT and Ufliverod tosctlirr. Hfud f'J.UJ for 1' ma pert us ami Croiuo fhamii a cumplkti outfit, BonJ early to Hfoure territory. Full ttiMe of Contents and Term tent on application. AcMrefl. Tho I'M UN fLUUltiUiAU vU. laieaj, jivery t;romo oompiOMi iuouoiea iljTHEA - NECTAR BLACK TEA. with the preen tea flavor. War ranted to suit all tastes. For salt everywhere. And lorsale whole sale only dj-uie Hri-at Atlantic J FacltlcTeaCo.191 Pulton st.anrt 44 Church St. N. Y.P.O.Iioi Bend for Thea-Nectar circular. Qls's fn O'lfi per day. Agents wanted eve- .u rywtit-re. particulars Iree. AH. BLAIR Sl CO., HI. Louts. Mo DR. WHITTIER, " 8T8MWKEI1' l.itriTPst ciiKtitrf.l ami nirtH mi'V!.!.tii h niciuu uf too ago. ROOK- Mrdlcnl Wonde r. Should be read by . ".-ill I r.-r iur 4 Kliill.n.. Alllirt'KS UK. IIONAI-AKTr:, Cincinnati, O, Sewing Machine IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD A sent ft Wflnteri Penrt forclrcular. AdrtresH, BEWiXl MACilLNK CU..N.7. GREATEST CURIOSITY l!JMM Selling weekly. I'rtcc Ml cents. No humbug. Address GEOKGE A. 1IKA11U A CO., Hoston, Mini, 0 REWARD B I For any enso of Ttllpd. i 1 Bl.-cilliiB, Iti-liinu nr Cft.v H 3 ruled I'llcs that Dr. ISiso's j l'n. a ItKMzny falls to n J cure. It U prepared ex- J pro-sly to cure the Hies Bllil llothlllK clbC. Bolilht ull Drui'gists. l'nca 1U ff Established 1830.1 -'WELCH & GRIFFITHS, Manufacture" of Baws. 6TJPEliIOK TO ALL OTHERS. 0 EVERY 8AW WARRANTED. 5 Files, Belting and Machinery. (J ILLIBERAL DISCOUNTS! PfPi-iee lista aud Circulars free. to WELCH & GRIFFITHS, BoHtont Maaa.1 and Detroit, Mich. VI the Kelsiugii&illSh Lrjck and Support to FASTEN YDUR WINDOWS! No sprlnv to break, it) aiming of sashi etieap, dura ble, very easily applied- holds sash at any place de sired, and a self fastener when the sash Is down. Send stump for circular Circular and six copper-bronzed locks icnt to any address In the U. ti., postpaid, oa re ceipt of 50c. Liberal Inducements to thesrade. AKents w-unti d. Address ReUiiiKer baata Lock Co.,lo.18 ilurkrl street, HarrliOiurg, Ha I For Illustration of this cheapest and best lock, see Wood'tlloiueholdJfagtutHC,y.y.ItiUepeniUHt,ito.,tie $l i.n bOA perdnyl AKi-nlawantcd I Allclaasesof J IU HiJ working people, of cltht-rsi-x. yuungur old, make more umm-y at werk fur usiu their .pure moult-nu or all the thur than tit any thing ebe, i'arlle ulura free. Addrena U. btimoii & Co., i'orlhuiil, Maite EVKBUKKKNW to is inches. Transplanted, I to 5 dollars per luo. bend stamp for descrlD. live list to HAKNK8 A CO., Voiiuk America. 111. t Onii Al'' WANTiff7-am7lesTit l,yJ iree by uiatl. Two new articles, aalahle as nour. Addrets N. H. 'WHITE, Newark! N. J. Employment; $100 per week ; agents & others to sell a new article; indispensable to merch's A mani'rs. Adra Willi stamp E.b.Smnu A Co, Liberty st.N.V t PETERS' i musical! Person cim take tlipse TtltterK aeenrd. fng to directions, nnd remain long unwell, provided tlieir bones are not destroyed by mineral poison or oth.'.i . means, and the vival organs wasted beyond the point l)ys7cpsl o IntllfteHon. Heatl.irhe, Pitn in the Shoulders, Coughs, 1 iihtncss of the Chest, Dir lines.. Sour Kructa'ions of the Stomach, Had Tnt the Mouth, unions AiiacKs, i-aiiifliinn oi ine Heart, Inflammation ef the l.itncs, l'a-.n m the resions of the Kidneys, and a hundred other pamtul symptoms are the offsprings of Pvpcpsia. In these complaints it has no equal, and em Dome win prove a uuer guai anteeof its merits than a lensthy advertisement. For Female Complaint, in young or old, married or single, at the dawn of womanhnnd, or the turn of life, these Tonic Hitters display so decided an influence that a marked improvement is soon percep tible. . , Fop Inftnmmntory ana nromo mien. nintlsiit and limit, Ililtnus, Remittent mt Inter mittent Fevers, Diseases of tho Blood, Liver, Kidneys and bladder, these ISitters have no equal. Such Dis eases are can -ed by Vftiated Iilood, which is generally produced bv derangement nf the Diecstive Oreans. They are a Urntle 1'nrfrntl ve ns well ns O. I nillC, possessing also ine pecunar mem ui .it-ung as a powerful agent in reiieving Congestion or Inflam mation of ihe Liver and Visceral Organs, and in Bilious Diseases. For Skin Discnac-s, Kruntions, ic.ter, nan Rheum, Hlotchea, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, I.oiij, Car-Scald-IJe.ld. Sore Kves, Kir. sipelas, itch, Scurfs, Discolorationsof the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a snort tune ov tne use Ol nice jimcrs. f.i... .-.. I nPl.ni.Hiiiiili. ornrlaim VlKPGAR IilT tkrs the 'most wonderful Inrigorant that ever sustained the sinlone: system. WA'LKKR, Prop'r. It. II.Tirlllls.li x. rui;eists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco and New York. VS" SOLD 1!Y ALL DRUGGISTS & DEALERS. CELEBRATED Horse and Cattle Powders. Tlits preparation, lonirand farora bly known, will thoroughly re-lnvlg. orate broken down and low-splrlu-d horses, livslrcnpl hen Inir nnd cleans iiur the stiiniach and Intestines. It Isasure preventive of all dis eases litridenf io tula animal. Fitrfi as I.L'Mi FF.VKU. GLANDERS, YELLOW WATEII, lll-.AV-.s, (V COrtillS.DISTEMrETi.FEVETW, FOUNDER. LOSS ur..Jll-l.- TITE, AND VITAL ENEltO Y, c. Its use Improves the wind. Increases tho appetite lvcs a sninntli and srloSRv akin and trans forms the miserable skeleton Into , a Uue-looklng ana spirtieu norse. To keepers of Cows this prepar ation Is lnvulnalile. It Is a s:iro preventive against Rinderpest, llollow Horn. elc. It has been proven by actual experiment to Increase tlie quantity uf milk and cream twenty per cent., and make the butter firm and Bweet. In I'al toiiltnr riittli'. It irives them a:i nn- petlte,lonseoB their Uldei aud makes theiu thrho much taster. In all diseases of swine, siu-h as Coughs, Ulcers In the Lungs. J.lver, etc.. imsuru dc acts as a specliic. liy piitilnir floi:i one-half a paper lo a papery .'ics will lie eradicated, or entirely prevented. II (riven In time, a cer tain preventive and cure lor tho n a l,:irri-l ol Sw M ine alum: ois- tlon Cholera. DATID E. FOLTZ, Proprietor, BALTIMORE, Mil. TiAHOTEAU & CO., 7UX. Fifth Street, Agentl 'i- ur sai""l!v'lnip-jrlsts and Storekeepers throna-lt. oi. 1 1 tie I'tiitcd Stales. Canadasuml South America. Itch able llemedy i bcs of the Kiducys a r.nrv Orsana. ForH turn, Dropay, Gravel, Bo. jb, fcV Skin Disoiiaes, Colds, it has piTf BVHtrrn nltf'T A true, Phv- no superior, xonea up ir.e Bicmiis prescribe it. Cold by all Dru(Ti?iBtB. is Writo for Lnrco Illustrated Descriptive Trlco List to PITTSBURGH, PA." DmiMoMnplo, Mnzzlpand nrpccli-l.ondlimllii'.r.Sliot Huns, lii'Voi vers, ristnls.iVt,rf f rrv kind, fir mi-tn r buys.ut very low prices.Ci uu,3 to ijsXW; l'istol.s.yl to& VA,? llTARLEFAim SEEDS AND BOOKS K. A W A 1 hrcis MM'rmirii i-onies ot the Amkijii'as Simi k .IiU i;v.m,, runliilniiip uvrr 1n puiTNuf vitlimbh rrinllhir niultiT, haiicli-nit lv lllus tniH'd with KiiKniviiitfs nf l-'ui-m iluilthuirs, ISJomIc.1 Rork, Poultry, Dujrs, Mini.-, Vc, ami a puckiirv 'f CiiKsTKit I'ocnty Mammoth rmtv, iinpi.rti tl Whilti mth ti ml Ai.sikr or l.rci:t:s ("MivKt;, will In- nii.t IIKK to ull whit send two mumps for postntri'. 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It. will ulto Instantly relieve Griping in the Bowels and Wind Cone TVe believe tt the BEST and 8URKST It KM !: DV I THE WDlil.u.luull eni.es of DYSKS'i'KUY AM) DIAftiifKEA IN tlllLDI.KX, whether arl.lus from ei-thtntf or any otl-.-r cuuie. Ui-pend upon it, mothers, it will glverostto your selves, and Belief and Health to 'Vour Infants Bo sure and call for "MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYEUP," Hnvfng the facsimile of tlie nliulde wrapper. "CUHT1S A PEHKIK8" ot fifisold by druggists throughout tho world. CANVASSING BOOKS KENT Pit EE FOU Prof. FOWLER'S GREAT WORK . Of Manhood, 'Womanhood and their Ma tual Inter-relations. ; Love, Its Lawa, Pow er, eto. Aireiitis are selling from 80 to an copies of this work a day, and we send a canvassing book free to . ' "it . .fc"1' Autiresn. staling experience, e e., NATIONAL ri'lJLlbillNG CO., fit. l.ouls. DR. WHITTIER, 8T8TWuTiI.WBMC f.Dfftit eng.gwlr anr' mot sncoes.fui Siv..laiu of & fcg. 'D.uuUoaortM.oiDb4 'nt. CPorwrii. Luxuriant Whlakrrs, Monatnrliloa, !- brow. Kir. Martina's World Keuowned Vo niade forces Whiskers and Moustaehlos to grow on tlie .ui. oiliest lace without Injuring the skin. A sure remedy for baldness. Bent tree on receiptor l.ou and tf.Mi. LOUIS MAHTINA A CO. 1 lit Clark Street, Chicago, 111. Agents Wanta BESTT Thing Out t Agents wanted everywhere I'roiils Immense ; busluess permanent EUKkKA lata. Co.. Carllnvllle lllin..i Address A.N.K., S.L. J O-tt 572 00 i,VHu WEEK-AQKHTB WANT (ff ( i.UU ID. Business legitimate. Fanlen