- " 1 1 . '- . .. ,- , . - - ,. , - - .. . -"- - ' .1- I .. I.I. , , II I I I 1 HENRY A. PARSONS, Jr., Editob and Publisher. ' . ELK COUNTY TIIE REPUBLICAN PARTY. Two Dollars fxk Amruu. VOL.1. RIDGWAY FA., THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1871, " NO. 39. liOVB AT FIRST SIGUT. Tho racing river lenped, and snnir t!ull blithely iu the perfect weather, All rou id the mountain echoes rang, Tor blue ond green were glnd together. This mined oul light from every part, tnd that with songs of Joy wu thiilJIng ; But In the holl.w of my heart, There oched a place that wonted filling. Before the road and river met, And Btepplng-Btones are wet and glisten, I heard a sound ot laughter sweet, And paused to like it and to listen. 1 heard the ctinnllng waters flow, The enehnt's note, the bee's low humming-' Then turned the hedge nnd did not know ITowcoDld I f that my time was coming. A sir) upon the highest stone, Halfdoubtlul of the deed, was standing, So far the shallow flood hud flown Beyond the 'rnstomed leap of landing. She knew not any need of mr, Vet nie she waited all unweetlng; She thought not I bad crossed the sea, Aud half the spheres to give her meeting. I waded out, her eyes I met, I wished the moment had been hours; I took her in my arras, nnd set Her dainty feet among the flowers. Tier fellow-malds in copse and lane, Ah I Btill mvthinks I hear them calling ; The wind's sort whisper in the plain, The cushat's eoo, the water's falling. But now it is a year ago, And now possession crowns endeavor ; I took her in my heart to grow And till tbo hollow place forever. Jean higelmc. WHY TOMMY III'r (JO. A STORY l'OJl WnOMSOEYEB TIIE SHOE riNCIIES. lit JOHN N. DICKIE. " Look here, Betsy," said Daniel Del ver, as he walked into the kitchen, one chilly March morning, with a pail of ' - I t .7, , , miiK :u eacu nana, " iook lie re, now. There ib sometbin' up, and no mistake. That boy, Tommy, has made tracks for Banbury agin, as sure as shootin' I" His wife, a neat, bright-eyed, cherry looking lady yea, a Wy, mind you! took the milk into the pantry, strained it, carried it down cellar, returned, cleared off the breakfast things, set back the table, and disappeared once more in the pantry without saying a word. Mr. Daniel Delver was considerably surprised. lie had never known his amiable spouse to observe so strict a silence at any remark of his since they had been man and wife. He really didn't know what to make of it. He drew a little 1 earer to the stove, rubbed his hand vigorously, coughed nervously, and finally made bold to say : " Why, Be8ty, what's up V " I was thinking, Daniel, of the day you and I were married," was the an swer, in -a subdued voica. " Is that so '" replied Mr. Delver, faintly ; " well, I declare !" and he sat down and glanced around as if he didn't exactly feel at home. But matters had not yet come to their worst. If he hud only known the turn affairs were about to take, he could have madfl some sort of preparation ; but as it was he was totally unprepared. There fore, when his wife stepped hastily into the room and threw a pair of plump arms around his neck, and kissed him three times, in rapid succession, his as tonishment knew no bounds. Totally floored by such .an unusual display of affection, he could do nothing better than reiterate his former question : " Why, Betsy, what's up V" " Well, I'll you what's up, and that very quickly,' replied his wife, as she seated herself on his knee and imprisoned his brawny hands between both of hers ; " indeed I will. I'm going to give yon a regular curtain lecture." The prisoner began to look decidedly silly. " You see, when you said Tommy was off again I took to thinking of the day we were married. Don't you remember a littla remark you made at that time ?" The prisoner made a movement as if he would free his hands from their man acles, and shook his head. " Well, I do, then. You boasted that if ever yea were blessed with a son you should be sure of success in his training ; for you could never forget, as many do, that you were once a bay yourself. But you have forgotten it, and by your thoughtlessneis and love of self, too, Daniel you are slowly but surely driv ing our only child from a home he dreads to leave, as we to have him go." This was the first time in her life that Mrs. Delver h id ventured to talk plainly to her husband. Tbat they loved each other there was no doubt whatever. A more even tempered man than Daniel Delver never lived, and his wife fully appreciated it, as any sensible woman would. But he had one fault a fault he was not aware of possessing, of source. It was selllshness. Although not a stingy man in the exact sense of the word, he evidently considered himself the fountain- head from which all blessings emanated, and, as a natural consequence, bad cauie to the conclusion that profits must fill the pockets of him who bad to suffer the loss. But, as we before re marked, he didn't know that he was self ish never bad any such idea ; and when his wife gave a hint to that effect, his indignation knew no bounds. Spring ing to his feet, be confronted his jailor with an angry frown, and the words : " I'm selfish, am I. Well, well, now, Bet (he had never nicknamed her be fore), I think things is cmin' to a pret ty pats I Where'd you a bin if it hadn't a been f jr me, I'd like to know r All yon do is to aok for what store clothes and other iizins you want, and you git 'em. Whit fills up that bank you're all the time a drawia' on heyf Is that there selfishness, as you call it; and without it we'd all be in the poor-house to-day." At this point Mr. Delver called a halt, and pulling a splinter off a stick of stove wood in the box at hit feet, begaa pick ing his teeth quite vigorously. But seeing his wife would say nothing, he proceeded with his remarks, but in a somewhat milder key : " There s Tommy, now; I've done a heap lor that boy bunded over pocket money, fed his company, gave him good cloth in', with the intention of doin' well by him when he's tweutyone; but the Bcatup don't appreciate it no more than nothia I've done my best, and if he's a mind to get contrary and want two oars, ho must row his own boat, that's all, for I'm get tin' sick of the way things is goin on, anyhow." Hera the speaker found some unusual obstruction between a couple of back teeth, and proceeded to dislodge it with all possible despatch. " But, Daniel," interposed his wife, why can't you begin to do well by Tommy now '( You forget that he s seventeen years old too old to be punish ed, and old enough to feel a little nat ural independence. Now, you've done little more than feed and clothe him from his babyhood up. Of course you mean to give him a chance when a little older ; but, if you keep on at this rate, he'll never see twenty-ono on this farm. I've often heard you complain that he takes no interest in anything either in stock or the growing; crops. I think there is good reason, Daniel. You don't give him an interest in a single thing. Yes, you did give him a calf once, but when the butcher came along you sold it and put the money in your own pock et. You ltt him drop corn for Mr. Blake last spring, but it all went toward paying off a debt you owed that neigh bor. Tommy's a good, industrious boy, but you know he's high-strung, and is bound to learn a trade rather than go on this way. He may find a place at Sunbury, I don't know. I do wish the boy could stay with us, and he will if we are just a little more liberal toward him. I think it's all false ccocomy, Daniel, that mades a parent close in his dealings with a child, and you'll be lieve it some day, if not now." We are happy to state that this good lady did not conclude her remarks with the usual flood of tears. She reserved them for a more suitable occasion, and went about her work, treading softly, singing softly, aud glancing softly in the direction of her husband, who now stood with one foot on the wood-box, his elbow on his knee, and his bead bu ried in his hand. It hurts poor human nature to be told the truth in reference to itself. It often hurts one more to have it told by one who loves him than by a casual acquain tance. After a few moments reflection, however, the afflicted individual puts a proviso on his former assertion by hop ing he or she didn't intend to wound his feelings ; which thought gradnally melts into the conclusion that the offender may be about right aft;r all. Mr. Delver was passing through this trying ordeal. Of course his wite knew it, but jaw wouldn't have thought it by her looks. Bless you 1 she appeared as unconscious as need be, and didn't seem the least bit surprised when he straight ened up and said in his usual tone : ' Well, wife, yon may have hit the nail on the head, I don't know. Come to think it over, like enough you have. I ain't certain as to your hittin' it right square, but I'm willin' to turn over a uew leaf by way of experimentin', you know, with the agreement of batkiu' out if the thing don't work. How's that'f" No, it wasn't a silvery laugh. It didn't sound one particle like " the rippling of the waves upon the pebbly shore." No, no. But such a hearty, healthy, con tagious burst of merriment, that Daniel laughed quite heartily himself, and was sorry, when he got through, that it hadn't lasted longer. ' Why, you odd creature " there were tears in her eyes, but she'd been laugh ing, you know " I don't think weVe got to turn over much of a new leaf. I" but a strong arm encircled her waist and drew her into the adjoining room ; ani there upon the sofa, side by side, they sat and talked until the old Dutch clock in the corner coughed eleven times then Mr. Delver went out to feed his stock, and his wife to prepare the dinner. II. It was 10 o'clock. Mr. and Mrs. Del ver had retired an hour ago. But there was a fire in the Btove, and the coffee pot on the back part of the same rocked to and fro in a state of much agitation. The oven door was ajar, and we discov er inside a plate of sausage, some fried potatoes, aud half a miuce pie. We know it's nince, for we can smell it A lamp half turned down, stands on the little pine table just back of a cup and saucer, a clean plate, a knife and one fork. Header, there is no use denying the fact that room was expecting com pany. It didn't have long to wait. A quick step on the plank which led from the gate to the house, a vigorous scraping of feet on the stone steps, and the abruut entrance cf the visitor Tommy himself. There was nothing peculiar in the ap pearance ot this young gentleman ex cepting his appetite. That found the lo cation of the sausage, potatoes, and mince pie in a twinkling, and in anoth er twinkling they were npon the table by the side of the coffee-pot, which had got there in some mysterious manner we wot not of. Of course he had on an overcoat and a hat, but they were not at all in the way, and so he sat down with out further parley. In 10 minutes' time the mince pie bad vanished ; also the po tatoes, also the sausage. There was nothing left but coffee. So he replen ished bis cup, leaned back in his chair, and glanced languidly around the room. He didn't glance long he looked. No wonder, either ; for there, suspended by a string from the ceiling, was a letter. Tommy rubbed his eyes, and at last, con vinced that he was awake, rose to his feet, clipped the cord, glanced at the super scription, and found it was addressed to himself. He scratched his head in a be wildered manner, and glanced in the di rection of the lamp. Overjoyed to find it turned down, he made the matter worse by producing a blazo which blackened the chimney in a moment. But be grad ually got the wick in the proper position and finding himself by this time relieved of any undue excitement broke open the letter. The first thing he found was a f 10 bill. The next thing he found was the letter itself. It ran thus : " JCST BEFORE OOINO TO BED, J March 10, 18 f My Bot : We thought you might want to go on a visit to your Uncle Isaac's next week, and we inclose ten dollars to pay expenses. Don't stay a very great while not more than two or three weeks for we want you to be here to take your pick out of those Norman colts.and to transact a little business in which you are interested. We shall expect you to chop wood the rest of the week, Tommy, and I'll fix up your thirts so that you can start on the train' Monday morning. Good night, my own dear boy, and plea sant dreams. MOTHER." Tommy came pretty near being thun derstruck. Ha had never been the pos sessor of f 10, at one time, in bis whole life before ; and he gazed at the bill as siduously for not less than fifteen min utes. At the expiration of this time he drew ont his wallet, folded the note care fully, and laid it as smorthly as possible in the deepest pocket. He then re-read the letter, and- taking the lamp in his hand, went out in the wood-house. After some considerable fumbling among the chips, he found an ax. Carefully scru tinizing the edge, he laid it down, say ing: " Confound her, she's dull ; but I gness I can make her do the rest of the week. One of them colts, hey V" and he Blap ped his pocket triumphantly ''that's gay, and no mistake. And there's other business in which I'm interested, too. Jolly! but things looks lively, anyhow," and the young gentleman slapped his pocket once more, which act put him in mind of the ten dollars. So he set the lamp down on a block of wood, aud, withdrawing his pocket-book, found the identical bill safe and sound. He ex amined it full ten minutes by the watch. Finally he got back in the kitchen. He found the letter just where he left it, and read it once more to see if there was anything he'd skipped. He then felt to see if his pocketbook was all right, and opened it to see if everything was snug inside. Seeing the ten dollars, he drew it out, and examined it with great curiosity for something like five min utes, then he went to bed. He arose remarkably early the next morning earlier than usual, although he had retired at so late an hour. He ate breakfast with an appetite, but did not ventnre any remark in reference to the letter he had received the night be fore, lie felt tbat postmasters dis tributed the mails without regard to their contents, and concluded to keep silent. Promptly at 7 he shouldered his ax and proceeded to the woods, where he chopped all day with an energy of purpose perfectly surprising. He worked just as hard the next day, and the next, and the next, and the next. But that was Sunday. Well, he didn't (hop that day ; but he thought a gcod deal about making money, and the visit almost at hand, and that colt, and the 110, and any amount of other things just as bad, you know. Monday morning came at its regular time, and Tommy was up before day light. He was somewhat uneasy at the thought of having to wait until after breakfast ; but he managed to pass away the time packing his valise. When the bell rang, be sat down and drank a cup of tea, and then got up and put on his hat. He wasn't hungry, and might miss the train, and so good-by and he was off. We would add, in order to pre vent anxiety, that Tommy didn't miss the train. He was two hours ahead of time, and the train itself was one hour behind. So he had to wait three dismal hours. But he got away at last, and was happy. At the expiration of two weeks he re turned, and upon being requested to take his pick of the four colts standing in the yard, he did so. He selected the best one. He was then given a half dozen sheep, one pig, one calf, and an acre of ground, on which to plant what he chose, the profits to be his and his alone. Of conrse it was understood that he should work for his father, as usual, but that was a minor consideration. But at this point of our story Tommy came out strong. Picture the amazement of his parents when he told them, with a knowing wink, that he was going to set that whole acre out to late cab bage. Mr. Delver said to his wife : " Betsy, I wonder if that boy got that ridiculous idea out of that book on gar denin' he had here all last weekr' I know we're close to a good market, but cabbage never has nor never will head well on this farm." Mrs. Delver said to her husband : Well, Daniel, we'll hope for the best Cabbages pay well if they do succeed, aud he will likely get enough off the land to pay for his labor at least. But Tommy bought the seed and soon had thousands of young cabbage plants in full blast. But they didn't occupy his time by any means. He suddenly took to doing a man's work on the farm a proceeding which filled his father with delight. Up early in the morning, until almost dark did he toil steadily along until the corn was all planted. Then he prepared his own acre, and by the last of May was ready to set out his plants. At this point he asked his father a question. It ran something after this fashion : " Say, pa, I'd like to hire you to-day and to-morrow. I want you to help me set out them cabbsge plants." Mr. Delver looked somewhat bewild ered, but finally made bold to ask what wages he paid. "I'll give a dollar and a half a day, and pay in cabbages, or in money when I market 'enr." Of course no tane man could refuse such a generous offer, and they went to work forthwith. They may have been engaged a half hour, when two boys about Tommy's age came into the field iu their shirt-sleeves and considerably out of breat h. " All right, boys," said the gardener, "all right. There's the plants, and let's work lively." . "Do you board those two young gen tlemen f" asked Tommy's "hired band," as the bell rang for dinner. "No, father?' replied Tommy, with his first giggle, " they board themselves. I've paid them off already. Jim gits my new patent skates, and Charlie, my old soldier overcoat. If I make well on these cabbage, I can buy something better next winter." Mr. Delver turned pale, and ventured no further remark. Fall oame, and Tommy markoted his crop, which had done quite well. It brought him (200. His father borrowed the money and put another f 100 with it, as a free gift,giving him tea per cent, on the whole. This was a pretty good summer's work for a boy seven teen years old, and Tommy telt very proud of it rather prouder than he ought to, I'm afraid. They say the story writer must in variably conclude a narrative pleasant ly, in order to make a good impression. But we can't do this. Tommy got badly mixed up as the years rolled away. What with the stock, tho farm crops, the rebuilding, the repainting, and reg ular journeys to a little white cottage a mile away the residence of a nioe young lady Tommy became hopelessly in volved. This, then, is the reason " why Tommy didn't go." An Exciting Railroad Race. The Richfield Springs correspondent of the Utica Herald tells the following as having occurred last week : Four freight cars, heavily laden ;with lumber and merchandise, had been brought up to the junction near Cass ville by a coal train. They were care lessly uncoupled on a grade of eighty five feet to the mile, and immediately began backing toward Utica. They gained momentum at a fearful rate, and all efforts to stop them by throwing rails and other obstructions upon the track were ineffective. A train had left for Utica but eight minutes before, and every one was well aware that the heavy freight cars would, in a few moments go crashing into its rear. Fortunately the engine of the coal train stood on a switch, and Engineer Ferrell at once determined to give the flying cars a chase. All hands mount to the post of duty, the signal is given, and a fearful race is begun. There is awful danger ahead, for if the workmen should have the rails up, or the flying cars them selves should leave the track, every man would be in eternity in an instant. Mile after mile the chase is kept np, and the locomotive gains inch by inch. At last the fugitives are overtaken; the critical moment has come. A mis take and all is over; the flying cars will only be hastened in their flight by the collision. But the fireman and brake man are reaching down from the rear of the tender, one with the draw-bar and one with the coupling-pin. The cars touch ; the draw-bar, skilfully guided, enters the socket, and the pin drops to its place ! The danger is over, the speed gradually checked, and in a few minutes the engine and the rescued cars are again climbing the grade to Cassville. The deed of the engineer and his faith ful assistants was one of true blue hero ism, and will long be remembered by these in the crowded passenger train which was but a few hundred feet in advance of them, and whose lives they saved at the imminent risk of their own. A Solar Explonlon. On the 7th of last September Prof. Young, of Dartmouth College, was ex amining by means of his spectroscope, an enormous flame or hydrogen cloud on the eastern border of the sun; it was formed of nearly horizontal filaments, with its lower surface 15,000 miles above the visible border of the sun, to which it was connected by three or four bright vertical columns. The length of this cloud was 100,000 miles, and its vertical thickness 04,000 miles. It had presented this form and these dimensions at the noon of the preceding day. He left the telescope at 12:30 p. M., and on returning in less than half an hour he was surprised to find that dur ing that interval the whole thing had been literally torn to shreds by some in conceivable uprush from beneath." In place, he says, of the quiet cloud I had left, the cloud, if I may use the ex pression, was filled with air debris, a mass of detached, vertical, fusiform fila ments. When I first looked, some of them had reached a height of nearly 100, 000 miles, and while I watched them they rose with a motion almost imperceptible to the eye, until in ten minutes the up permost were more than 200,000 miles above the solar surface. As the filaments rose they gradually faded away like a dissolving cloud, and at 1:15 p. M., only a few flimsy wisps, with some lighter ttreamere, low down near the chromosphere, remained to mark the place: But in the mean while the little " thunder-head " before alluded to, had grown and developed wonderfully into a masjof rolling and ever-changing flame, to speak according to appearance. First it was crowded down, as it were, along the solar surface ; later it rose al most pyramidally 00,000 miles in height ; then its summit was drawn out into long filaments and threads, which were most curiously rolled backward and down ward, like the volutes of an Ionio capi tal, and finally it faded away, and by 2:30 r. M. had vanished like the other. Whether the fine aurora borealis which succceeded in the evening was really the earth's response (he refers to the sup- Sosed physical connection between the isturbauce of the earth's magnetism and changes in the atmosphere of the sun) to this magnificent outburst of the sun is perhaps uncertain, but the coincidence is at least suggestive, and may easily be come something more, if, as I somewhat confidently expect to learn, the Green wich magnetic record indicatee a distur bance precisely simultaneous with the solar explosion. Albany Evening Journal The Yassar College griddle measures ten feet by eight, and can carry . five hundred cakes at a time. Death of an Old Filibuster. The Louisville Courier-Journal pub lishes the following sketch of the adven tures of a once celebrated character, now about departing : A letter announoes the impending death of Colonel Jack Allen, at Bright Star, Hopkins county, Texas. He was widely known in toe ttoutnwest. in his young manhood he had the misfor tune to slay a man in Shelbv countv. but the jury adjudged it a clear case of self-defense, and he was acquitted. Shortly afterwards he left for Missouri, and, with a single companion, made his way through the Indian Territory and thenoe into Texas. That people were then at war with the Mexicans. He was with Sam Houston at the battle of San Jacinto, which ended the war. He returned home and engaged in farming ; but when the war broke ont on the Rio Grande Allen raised a cavalry company, and was with General Humphrey Mar shall's regiment at Buena Vista. The conclusion of the Mexican war let loose a stt of restless men eager for any warlike enterprise. The acquisi tion of Cuba attracted their attention, as it did indeed many leading men in the South. Jack Allen was of course among the number. He raised a band of men in Kentucky, and was promi nent among those who composed what may be called the " first Cuban expedi tion." Sailing from a Southern port in a small vessel by orders to aot in concert with the Creoles of Cuba, who were said to be ready to revslt, the " filibusters," as they were termed, proceeded to the Island of Contoy, near the coBt of Yu catan. A sojourn of three weeks with exposure disgusted the men, until orders were given to leave, when their spirits revived. The vessel made its way to Cardenas, on the northern part of the island, where they were landed. Their rebel friends, to their chagrin, informed them that their force was too small to throw the island into revolution, and declined to give any assistance. The authorities had been advised of the plans of the filibusters, and had a force close at hand to meet them. They charged on the filibusters, who gallantly repulsed the assault and, knowing dis cretion to be the better part of valor, retired to their little vessel. Allen fought bravely in this fight The fili busters then headed for Key West, and when within a few miles of that place, discovered the Spanish man-of-war Pit arro bearing down on them under a full head of steam. She approached near enough to fire a few shots at the vessel, but the boys escaped and scattered over the place. The year following (1851.) the filibus ters were again at work under Lopez, and Jack Allen was with them. He raised several hundred men in Kentucky, and took thm to New Orleans. Lopez, with the lamented Major Wm. Critten den, had also left for the island. Their fate is known. Crittenden's little band of fifty men was captured, and with him self shot and Lopez was garroted. In the meanwhile the Kentuckians in New Orleans besought the Cuban Aid Socie ty fer transportation, but in vain. When the fate of the expedition was known, the filibusters in New Orleans disbanded, and Allen and others returned to Kentucky. Sevaral expeditions of a similar character were projected between that time and the year 1856 by General Goicduria, with Colonel Allen as one of the leaders, but all of them failed. General Walker and his filibusters, however, had met with more success in Nicaragua, and Jack Allen determined to join him. He chartered the steamer Sultana, and left the Portland wharf May 21, 1850, with nearly two hundred men, for this expedition. Few, alas! were destined to return. Half of the number reached Granada, where Allen was appointed Colonel of the regiment. He subsequently returned to Kentucky on the plea of ill-health. He believed the cause of Walker was lost ; and while here he arranged with Goioouria for another Cuban expedition, embracing the enlistment of his own men in Nicara- fua, but who were restrained therefrom y force. Goicouria was to send a ves sel to San Juan del Norte to bring away me men. General Lockridge, who was subse quently the commander on San Juan River, was in the secret. Allen returned to Nicaragua, but a successful operation of the Costa Ricans, in capturing from Walker the steamships on Lake Nicara gua, defeated tbe Allen-Uoicouna de scent on Cuba. Colonel Allen left Nica ragua in October, 1850, and came heme. He lived in quiet on his farm in Shelbv county from that time until the inaugur etion of the late civil war, when he es poused the causa ot the Confederates. He was the leader of several hundred men, who left Kentucky in September, 1861. He served in the Confederate army for a short time and then retired, remaining South, however, until-hostilities ceased, when he again returned home and resumed his agricultural pur suits. He went to Texas some months since, but with what particular object we are not aavisea. New Tanning Material. A citizen of Vermont has made a dis covery in tanning leather, which he claims will revolutionize tbe business, The material he uses is dye from forest leaves. He has been experimenting with leaves for the past two months, and the result is said to be entirely sat isfactory. One ton of leaves will tan as much leather as five cords of hemlock bark, and will do the work in one-half the time. By mixing the leaves and bark iu equal proportions, one-fourth of the time is saved. Tbe leatber tanned by this process is smoother, more flexi ble, and yet retains tbe strength of the raw hide in a greater degree than that tanded Dy bark. A Chicago boot-black recently ap peared in Detroit nnd bouirht k tflfWl lot, for which be paid in fractional cur rency, mainly of the denomination of ten cents, and which it took three hours to count He is only eleven years old, and says he made this money in boot- Diacung in tore years. . The Sin of Borrowing.Trouble, Sueh a habit of mind and heart is wrong, because it cuts one into a des pondency that ill fits him for duty. I planted two rose-bushes in my garden : th9 one thrived beautifully, the other perished. I found the dead one on the shady Bide of the house. Our disposi tions, like our plants,need sunshine. Expectancy of repulse is the cause of many secular and religious failures. Fear of bankruptcy has uptorn many a fine business, and sent tbe man dodging anions: the note shavers. Fear of slan der and abuse has often invited all the long-beaked vultures of back-biting. lg,Many of the misfortunes of life, like hyenas, flee if you courageously meet them. How poorly prepared for relig ious duty is a man who sits down under the gloom of expected misfortune. If he Erays, he says, " I do not think I shall e answered." If be give, he says, " I expect they will steal the money." Helen Chalmers told me that her father, Tho mas Chalmers, in the darkest hour of the history of the Free Church of Scotland, and when the woes cf the land seemed to weigh upon his heart, said to his chil dren, " Come, let us go out and play ball or fly kite," and the only difficulty in the piay was tnat tbe ebildren could not keep up with their father. The Mo Cheynes and the Summerfields of the lburch who did the most good, culti vated sunlight Away with the hor rors! They distil poison; they dig graves ; ana it they could climb so high, they would drown the rejoicings of hea ven with sobs and wailing. DeWitt l aimage. Brlgham Young's Family. Among the moBt in teres tins sishts to be seen at the theatre in Salt Lake City is the young army of Youngs, the Pro phet's progeny, who generally occupy me Dencnes along one side ot tbe par quet Boys and girls, young men and young women, apparently without num ber, ranging in years from seven to twenty, play and sport with each other like so many kittens. Finer or health ies specimens of humanity you cannot find anywhere. The male portion are strong, healthy and robust : the females very womanly looking, with clear com plexions and bright eves. Tbev have all splendid teeth and beautiful heads of bair. Tbe girls are very roguish, and are not at all averse to leveling their opera-glasses upon any handsome and noted Gentile who may be present. They seem to appreciate return glances, ana tnen laugn and giggle over tbe fun like a lot cf school girls. Getting a full view of the family of the Prouhet. and disseoting them mentally, morally, and physically, the unprejudiced thinker cannot agree with those philosophers who assert that the offspring of poly gamic marriages are weak and puny creatures. That such may be the case in some instances may be true ; but in no sense can it apply to the Young tain ily. Eccentricities about Coffins. The man who can have bis coffin made while alive must look at death t)hilo sophically. We hear of a case in point in Person county. Mr. Richard Hargis, who lives near Bradsher's store, thirty odd years ago, turned out a sassafras tree to grow, for the purpose of making himself a coffin, and about twelve months ago the old man had it cut down and got some one in Roxborough to make his coffin out ef it. The old chaD occa sionally gets in it and stretches himself out by way of showing his neighbors a " good fit" He paid the maker of the coffin in wheat, so he is one living man who will have no fuss over his grave about the coffin when dead. This re minds us of an old coon in Murfreesboro, N. O., who had a coffin cast of iron be fore the war. He had his crave duer. also, andjwalled up with brick with a magnificent tombstone, setting forth his name, date of birth, and fixing his death " somewhere about the year 1861." But he was alive and kicking in 18C8. The old chap kept his oast-iron coffin in his corn-crib, and used to shell corn in it The crib needed no lock at night for von couldn't get a negro to go near it after dark. UilUboro Mo. Ltader. A Whirlwind of Flaming Clouds. The Green Bay (Wis.) Advocate' t strange statement: xne cooler-beaded survivors of the great fires at Peshtiaro and other points agree in the statement tbat tbe tire did not come npon them generally from burning trees and other objects to the windward, but the first no tice they had of it was a whirlwind of flame, in great clouds, from above the tops of the trees, which fell upon and enveloped everything. The atmosphere seemed one of fire. The poor people in haled it, or the intensely hot air, and fell down dead. This is verified by the-appearance of many of the corpses. They were found dead in the roads and open spaces, where there were no visible marks of fire near by, with not a trace of burn ing upon their bodies or clothing. At Sugar Bush, which is a clearing four miles wide at some points, corpses were found iu the open road, between fences which were only slightly burned. No mark of fire was upon them, but they lay there as if asleep. This seems to ex plain why so many were killed in com pact masses. Fenoes and cleared fields were burned in spots, and elsewhere not touched. Fish were killed in the streams. The Old Colony Railroad in Massa chusetts in 1863 gave a free pass to all who would build houses in the village of Wollaston Heights. The result has been that the paying passengers from that station to and from Boston are more than ten times as many now as three years ago. - For the first time in the history of Massachusetts a German has been elected a member of the House of Rep resentatives. They have had English men, Irishmen, and Scotchmen, but Mr. Bartholomta, from Boston, is. the first German elevated to legislative honors. MJSCELLAEXOCS ITEHS. Railways are Dublio benefactors, in deed. They teach every man to know his own station, and to stop there. A man reading a newspaper in a bar room, a day or two since, asked another : "What's the Bohemian Diet, about which we hear so much of late V" "Free lunches," was the ready reply. A Danbury, Conn., school-boy dis turbed the symmetry of a family heir loom by sawing on tbe top ol bis great grandmother's bed-posts for a set of croquet balls. And the night he did it be slept very warm. A new style of obtituary item brief but to the point has been invented thus: "John Smith, of New York, re volver ;" "G. Jenkins, of Philadelphia, third-story window;" "Ann Jones, of New Jersey, laudanum." An enterprising resident of Detroit is taking orders for the delivery of buck- wbeat cakes to families. Tbe cakes are to be delivered before breakfast and are to be furnished cheaper than they can be manufactured at home. A Berkshire papa put it thus to his daughter's beau: "Jim, if you want Lou you can have her ; but I don't want you hanging around unless you mean business. If you intend to marry her, hurry up, for I can't be kept awake nights muoh longer." A gentleman engaged in ivestigating - the charges of carelessness against the workmen in tbe Scranton mines, found afterward that, during the investigation, he had been given an open keg of powder to sit on, while he held a lighted candle in his hand. An exchange spoke of an eminent citizen as " a noble old burgher, proudly loving his native State ;" which neat little compliment came from the com- Eositor's hands reading, "a nobby old urglar, prowling around in a naked state." Professor Henry says that the observa tions of the Smithsonian Instiution, which extend over a period of twenty years, have as yet failed to confirm the popular belief that the removal of the forests and the cultivation of the soil tend to diminish the amount of rain fall. The latest feature in steam, as far as its appliance to industrial pursuits is concerned, is its employment in assist ing trk TnalzA find nhirta- A firm in Tlnl- timore have now in operation fifty sew ing machines that are worked by steam, and it is described as a curious sight to witness girls seated at the machines, with no other duty to perform but to thread needles and guide the muslin. By this new system it is stated a Bhirt can be made entire in fifty-five min utes. The Supreme Court of Iowa has re cently decided that the law requiring punctual attendance at school is for the pupil, and must be enforced. Of tardi ness, the Court says : "The good of the whole school cannot be sacrificed for the advantage of the pupil who happens to have an unreasonable father, and, as the law now is, no other means can be devised for enforcing regular and prompt attendance than the penalty of expulsion." A story is told of two travellers whj were assigned to the Bame bedroom in a crowded hotel. Before retiring one of them knelt down to pray, and con fessed a long catalogue of sins. On rising from bis knees he saw his fellow traveller, valise in hand, going out of the door, and exclaimed : " What's the matter r What's up r" " Oh, nothing," was the reply ; " only I'm not going to risk myself with such a scamp as you confess yourself to be." Professor Hayden, Chief of the Geol ogical Survey of the Territories, reports many interesting and curious facts about that ' wonder-land," the valley of the Upper Yellowstone River and Lake. Among other facts he states that the geological formation of the valley is wholly volcanic, and that it contains between one thousand and fifteen hun dred hot springs. The " Grant" geyser throws a column of hot water eight feet in diameter to a height of over two hun dred feet at regular intervals of thirty two hours. They are again agitating the distilla tion of SDirtts from the Barbaee of cities. Alchohol, it is well known, can be dis tilled from anything that ferments, no matter whether the fermenting matter be a loaf of unbaked bread or a reeking garbage vessel. In this process the gar bage is gathered from the houses of citi zens, dumped into water-tight vats, boiled for several hours, the grease ia carefully skimmed off for soap-making' purposes, and the pulpy mass fermented and distilled. The refuse goes to the cornfield, the peach orchard, or the vine yard. A barrel of garbage yields three pounds of soap grease and four gallons of proof spirits. The philosophical and chemical mind may know that whiskey distilled from garbage is as pure and cleanly as that which comes from corn ; but for a steady beverage the ordinary drunkard will doubtless prefer sound Bourbon or Old Rye. A distinguished ex-Governor of Ohio, famous for story telling, relates that on one occasion, while addressing a temper ance meeting at Georgetown, District of Columbia, and depicting the misery caused by indulging too frequently in the flowing bowl, his attention was at tracted to the sobs of a disconsolate and seedy looking individual in the rear part of the room; On going to th? person and interrogating him, he was told the. usual ; tale of woe: among other sad incident that during his career of vice he bad buried three wives. The Governor.hav iog buried a few wives of his own, sym pathized deeply with the inebriate, and consoled him as much as was in his power. Said he, u The Lord has indeed afflicted you." The mourner bobbin gly replied, " Yes, yes, he has," and pausing a moment, and wiping hia nose, he con tinued, " But I dou't think the Lord got much ahead of me, for as fast as he took one away I took another."