111 Bill J. C. LUTHER, Editor and Publishes. A LOCAL AND FAMILY JOURNAL. Term $2.00 a Year, in Advance. VOL. II. RIDGWAY, PA., THURSDAY, DECEMBER 22, 1870. NO. 9. DECEMBER. BT WILLIAM MOIIIIIB. Dead, lonely night, and nil streets quiet now ; Tbii) o'er the moon the hindmost cloud swims post Of that great rack Hint brought tis up the ' snow ; On earth strange shadows o'er the snow are cat ; Pule Mars, bright moon, swift cloud, make heaven so vast, That earth led silent by the wind of night Seems shrunken 'ucnlh the gray unmeasured bight. Ah I through tliehuoh the looked-for midnight clangs I And then, e'en while its last stroke's solemn drone In the eold air by unlit windows hangs, Out break the bells ubove the year I'oredone, Cbungc, kindness lost, lore kit, unloved, alone; Till their despairing sweetness makes thee deem Thou once wert loved, If but amidst a dream. O thou, who cllngcst still to life and love, Though naught of good, no God, thou mayu.it discern. Though nought that is, thine utmost woe can move, Though no soul knows wherewith thine heart doth yearn Tct, since thy weary lips no curse can learn, Hast no least thing tliuu loved'st once away, Since yet perchance thine eyes shall see the day. OW and Ketc. A TERK1BLL SIGHT. It was four o'clock on nn afternoon in the mouth of December, IS , and busi ness tor the day being over, the portei for the bank at W was closing tb aoors ot that establishment. As 1 wn accountant at the bank, I was busily engaged in verifying the posting of the ledgers, while the tellers were hard at work counting the cash in the tills, and the clerks at the various books and let ters. When I had finished an abstract I was making from fouie of the ledgers, 1 took it into the manager's room. As 1 entered, the manager was just buttoning his coat to depart. " I have done the abstract of profit and loss on bills for the last month," said I, p!aciug the paper on his table, " ana 1 nnd the result more satisfactory than you expected." " I am very glad of it ; the directors are particularly anxious to improve this branch ot the business. I will take this abstract with me, and look it over thi- evenmg," said ho, putting it in his breastpocket. If there is nothing very urgent to do in the office, I should like you to conio up and dine with me this evening; in tact, 1 nave some news tor you, which you will find as acceptable as, 1 think, it will be unexpected. As I had no pressing reason for doing any more work tbat afternoon, 1 accept ed the manager's invitation ; the more so as ho was a very genial man, and much of my advancement in the bank was due to his kindly exertions on my behalf. We both sallied forth into the main street. It was a miserable night ; the rain and sleet came down at a sharp angle, borne on a piercing wind, and under foot was a halt-frozen mixture of mud and snow, which struck a cold chill through one's feet. We soon found a cab, and a few minutes saw us in the porch of Mr. Wilmot's house, and once more in his cosy snuggery. As soon as we were seated, Mr. Wilmot commenced to communicate to me the news of which he had spoken. It is unnece.-sary to de tail our conversation, the sum ot which was, tbat he had very good reason to believe that 1 was on the point of being promoted to a managership. To make this comprehensible to the reader, it is necessary to explain something of the organization ot the bank in which 1 held the post of accountant. The particular othce in which I was employed was a branch bank, forming part of a great joint-stock bank, having its head office in Loudon, and branches in various pro vincial towns. The manager of one of our branches was about to retire on a pension, and the board had that day communicated to Mr. Wtlmot their in tention on certain conditions of ap pointing me to the post at their dispo sal. Of course, this was joyful news to me, yet it seemed rather to spoil my ap petite for my dinner than to improve it, and whr-n we went into the dining-room Mrs. Wilmot rallied me on my seeming rather absent. " Oh !" said her husband, " I have just been telling him some news thut may considerably affect his career in the bank, and I suppose he is ruminating over it." ' But I thought Mr. Danby was al ways in the good graces of the directors. I hope no change has taken place If" said Mrs. Wilmot. "None whatever," said Mr. Wilmot. " Come, D uiby, you ought to look more cheerful than ever; but I can well un derstand that the prospect of attaining the goal of your ambition is too over powering to induce sprightliness." " I can assure you, said I, ' that the prospect is very gratifying, and I can not tell why 1 should look so dull, fur I feel so joyful that I am, in fact, quite confused. To-morrow I shall fuel all -right, no doubt." "But," said Mrs. Wilmot, "is there some great secret about Mr. Danby's .prospects i" "No, my dear," said her husband. "You are aware that Mr. Kinnear, our .manager at 6 , is goiug to retire. Well, the directors have decided to up joint Mr. Diuby to succeed him, on certain conditions, and as those condi tions are, to my knowledge, favorable, we may look upon the matter as set tled." Mrs. Wilmot expressed her pleasure at my improved prospects, and then the t-ouunencenient of the dinner interrupt ed our conversation for a time. When we began to converse again, an acci dental remark of Mrs. Wilmot's led to 'the introduction, of a topio which lad rrepeut. dly been mentioned in my pres enoe on former occasions, but which I Iliad never properly fathomed. It re ferred to a very mysterious affair con mected with the disappearance of a valu able jewel-case belonging to Mrs. Wil- mot. Prompted by curiosity, I asked Mr. Wilmot if he would enlighten me as to the whole fauts of this matter. " Well, I will tell you all that I know about it, but that is not much, as the whole transaction was very mysterious tnd it has never yet btcu o lean d up. The robbery, for such it undoubtedly was, took place some three years and a half ago, aud therefore about six months before you came to this branch. It hap pened in this way: We had a dinner party one evening, and my wife, when dressing, took some jewelry out of her case, which I brought from my private safe for that purpose. This case she left on her dressing-table, and when we went out to our bed-room, alter our guests had gone, it was nowhere to be found. We had a servant who was to leave the next day, the cause of her dismissal be ing her habit of going out without per mission and keeping late hours. Ou in quiry, I found that this girl bad been away from the house for about two hours duriug the time we were with our guests. This circumstance, coupled with others, excited my suspicions so far that I sent for the superintendent of police, but after a long and tedious inquiry, it was impossible to obtain auy tangible evidence against her. Among our guests, on the evening in question, was a gen tleman named Oarstaug, who filled the post of accountant in the bank here, but who was on the eve of his departure to take the managership at N . My wile was alwayH firmly impressed with the idea that Qarstang was connected with the disappearance of her jewels, but of course 1 looked upon such a su picion as simply preposterous ; in fact, her only grounds for it were, her gene ral dislike to him, and the fact that he had departed before the rest of the com pany upon what she thought an insuffi cient plea." "Whether I wrong him or not I can not tell, and may never know," s tid Mrs Wilmot, "but I have always felt an ir resistible conviction that my impression was right. You know, Stephen, that I expressed a dislike to him when first I naw him. There was something about the expression of his features that was very unpleasant" " That is my strongest reason for dis trusting your conviction, my dear. I onsider that it was the result of the bud impression he niado upon you at tir.-t, indefinite at starting, but suddenly reduced to shape by the circumstances of the robbery. If, however, you will consider Mr. Garstang's prosptcts at that very time, you must see that it would be absurd to suppose for a mo ment that be could be euilty of sui.h an egregious act of folly an act the dis covery of which would have hurled him from a most enviable position to a fel on's ceil. Such a suspicion is unjust and dangerous, and I should tremble if thought anyone could get an inkling of it. I need not impress upon you the necessity ot silence upon so delicate a subject ; and, of course, D.nby," said he, turning to me, "von fully under stand that what you have heard is un der the teal of friendship, and must nev er be even whispered to your own ears." I signified my firm intention of never breathing a word on this dangerous subject and turned the conversation to more ordinary matters. V e had lust commenced dessert, when a telegram was brought in by one of the servants, and handed to Mr. Wilmot. who quickly read it, ond with a look of surprise, passed it to me. Now, in the course of our extensive banking busi ness, it was continually necessary to communicate by wire from one branch to another, on important matters, and, for the sake of the needful socrecy, a ci pher code was adopted. This code was only kuown to the chief officials at each branch, and hence none of the teWranh clerks could understand our dispatches. ine leiegrani was in this code and was from M , a town about fortv miles off, where there were two banks viz., our branch and a private bank. The telegram stated that this private bank uaa ciosea its doors hnally that after noon at four; that Mr. Dane, our mana ger at M , had just got this informa tion, and that he expected a severe run upon our bank in the morning. He urged us to send him immediate relief. and suggested that we should telegraph to our branch at O for gold for our use, so as to send him as much as possi ble. The case was a most urcent one. aud Mr. Wilmot quickly decided what to do. I started in a cab to fetch the cashur, who had one of the three keys of the bank strong room, the others be ing in the respective keeping of mvself and the manager. While 1 went on this eriand, Mr. Wilmot sent off a telegram, giving a copy ot Mr. Dane's, with gome further hinls to the manager at O . Mr. wilmot was at the bank when I re turned with the cashier. We found the orter, who, like myself, lived on the bank premises, at home, and we were not long in packing up, in suitable ca ses, a sum el seven thousand pounds in gold, and about two thousand in Bank of England paper. For the conveyance of this to the railway station, we sum moned two cars from an adjoining stand. As these cars drove up, I ran somewhat quickly out of the bank, aud, in so do ing, came against a tall man who was passing along the foot-path. He had a handkerchief muffled about his throat, and his coat buttoned up to his chin, in addition, to which he held a red silk handkerchief to his nose and mouth. The inclemency of the night sufficiently accounted for these precautions, but, as I jostled him, his hand was for an in stant cast aside, and I saw his face. It was one not easily forgotten. It was handsome and yet repugnant. How ever, I was busy. He passed on, and I thought no more about it. The mana ger and myself got into one car, and the cashier and the porter occupied the oth er, and we drove as rapidly as we could through the town to the railway sta tion. When we arrived there, the mail train for M was just about to tart. The station-master was on the platform. and a few words from Mr. Wilmot ex plained what we required. "1 see, sir. Mr. Dauby wants a com partment to himself. I think all the carriages are more or less occupied. I will put on another carriage; but we are already past time, and the mail guard will not allow delay, so that I cannot break the train. I shall be compelled to pat on the carriage behind the guard's van." To this we raised no obj ction, as the one important question was to get to M- wit h the required relit t. The extra carriage was quickly booked on and duly screwed up, and tail lamps put upon it. Ine cases ot gold were put in upon one of the seats, and I took my place opposite them, wishing my friends good night. The train begun to move rather slowly, when 1 caught Bight of two men ot about equal height, who hurried from a waiting room across the platform toward the train. " This way, gentleman," said the guard, opening the door of a compart ment behind that which I occupied, but iu the same carriage. Where we were, the station was somewhat dark, but just as they were getting in, the light ot the guard's lamp fell upon them, aud I was struck with the fact that, not only were they of the same height and build, but they were dressed just in the same way, and that way was precisely that of the man against whom 1 jostled outside the bank. 1 conld not tell why, but 1 tell uneasy, and had it not been too late, as we were already out of the station and going rapidly through a tunnel, I should have got the porter to go with me to ai . I reasoned with myeelt that, after all, I was quite safe. I was locked in on each side, and the motion of the train would as effectually prevent any one from reaching me as it would hinder me from reaching the guard. Reason as would, however, I felt more and more uncomfortable, and I determined that, at the first stoppage, I would get some alteration made. I little knew where my first stoppage was to be ; little did 1 think of the nature of those who rode behind me, or of the doom that hung over me. Suddenly I thought the thun der of the train btcame fainter, and the motion of the carriage less rapid. While I was try ing to solve this matter, the car riage seemed to stop, and then to move again. I looked out. Good heavens 1 the train was a considerable distance ahead, and I was being rapidly carried back toward W . Faster and faster sped thecarriageon its return, and more teruhed did i become. I he motion ot the carriage became as swif : as it had been when behind the mail nay, even switter and my heart sank within me, my very knees shook under me and my hair set med to bristle with the terrible suspense of those moments, while big drops ot cold sweat tell irom my lace. Ou.on vre sped, and then the motion be gan to slacken. Good God! what should I do i The carriage stopped ; h click as if a ke y in the door near which I stood, a moment, and the light of the carriage lamp fell upon the. face I saw outside the bank. The man or fiend pointed a pistol at me. 1 drew back a step, and was seized from behind ; my assailant had entered from the opposite door. The one with the pistol advanced across the floor of the carriage ; I made one frantic grasp at him, saw him ruie the butt-end of his weapon, and then 1 felt dizzy, and in attempting to grasp bis arm fainted away. When I came to myself, I was lying on the floor of the carriage, too weak to move ; the doors were open, and the bit ter storm beat in upon me in all ils winter fury. I could not quite realize my situation, all seemed confused and muddled. I only remembered that I ought to have been at M , but that some terrible violence had prostrated me. Presently I heard the whistle of an engine, as if coming from M , an 1, confused as I was, 1 knew the fate which awaited me if in the storm the advanc ing train should be upon mo ere the driver noticed my carriage. made a desperate attempt to rise, but in vain. The bhrill whistle sounded ugain, sti 1 nearer, and this time it was answered by another of deeper tone from the oppo site direction, aud 1 caught, in a lull of the storm, the sound of wheels of the ap proaching engines. I became sick with horror, uud I closed my eyes in dread. Then the advancing engines whistled again and again, and, O joy I I could tell that they went slower, and then stopped. Then I lost all consciousness once more. When I again became sen sible, 1 felt myself sitting up, and some one holding mo. I felt too, thut the carriage was in motion. I opened my eyes, and found myself with Mr. Wil mot and the cashier. The porter of the bank und tbo fetation muster of W were also there. I tried to speak but could not. I made a motion with my hand, to try to make them comprehend that I could not speak. 'He wants something to drink," said Mr. Wilmot. "Has any one got some brandy Y' No one had, but in a few minutes more we were at W , and I was taken into the refreshment room and placed under the care of a surgeon. Under the effects of warmth and stimulents I soon revived sufficiently to give an accouut ot what had happened, so far as I under stood it. The station-master stated it as beyond doubt tbat the men who at tacked me were prepared with a care fully considered plan, which they had but too well succeeded in carrying out. They had evidently got along the foot board of the carriage, and, when as cending a steep incliue, they bad undone the couplings, so that the carriage ran back on to the level. Their place had been well chosen, as it was in a very lonely part of the country, aud far from any station, Ibe tact that the turnpike road approached the line at a point some three hundred yards from where tho carriage stopped, had possibly facil- .tart 1 1 1 o.n j i iU T ariifl ntiulla . . i . . couut for the arrivfTof tho two engines, which evidently came to search tor the missing carriage. This was soon ex plained. As regarded the engine from M , tbat was sent back as soon as ever the train reached the station, be cause the carriage wasimmediately mis sed. The engine from V . with Mr. Wilmot and the others, started on ac count of a discovery made by Mr. Wil mot, wnicn caused the utmost conster nation. This discovery was no thin sr less than that the telegram from M was a forgery. Mr. Wilmot had teb graphed to Mr. D.tne to say that the re lief asked had been sent. To this an nouncement Mr. Dane replied that ho could not understand it, that something was wrong, and that he should await Mr. Wilmot s explanation at the station at M . The false telegram had been craftily conceived, and, unfortunately for me, was in the private code of our bank. Y hen it was telegraphed irom M that the train had arrived minus my carriage, the cose against me looked doubly strong, and tho two men who entered at W were set down as con. federates who were to help me to carry on the booty. hen, however, 1 was ft und in the carriage, a new light broke in upon the minds ot my rescuers, and it was seen that I was the victim, not the chief criminal. It remained now to try to discover the daring scoundrels who hud planned and executed this nefarious deed, and if pos sible, retake the booty. This seemed a very hopeless task. Men of proved skill had beju taken to the scene of the out rage from both W and M with the spe ial engines which came to the rescue, but it was very doubtful whether they would nnd any clue. A second time was the special engine sent from W , and it ere long returned with one of the detectives. This man had found a gold watch on the ballast near where the carriage had stopped on the level. Now this watch did not belong to me mine being still in my pocket nor indeed to any among our party. It was therefore very evident that it had been dropped by one of the thieves in the scuffle, or in getting the cases off. The detectivo handed the watch to Mr. Wilmot arid Mr. Dane, but they could not make anything of it. By this time news of the robbery hud spr. id into the town, though everything was done to keep it quiet, and many people had jome to the station to satisfy their curi osity. Among others, a watchmaker who worked for Mr. Wilmot came on the platform. The detective at once suggested that Mr. Wilson, the watch maker in question, should m ike an ex amination of tho watch, and that a re port of such examination should be drawn up. Mr. Wilson was accordingly called into the room, aud the watch handed to him. He opened it and took off the case, while the detective prepar ed to note dowu the result. No sooner had Mr. Wilson removed the case, than an exclamation of surprise fell from him. "Why, Mr. Wilmot!" said he, "this watch is oue that used to belong to Mrs Wilmot, and which was stolen some three years ago." "What!" said Mr. Wilmot; "Mrs. Wilmot's watch. Are you sure '(" " Yes, sir, quite sure, 1 remember many peculiarities about it; and here I can identify some special repairs that I made myself." "This is very strange," said our mana ger. " The thieves who stole this watch must be closely connected with the pre sent outrage." " Mr. Torter, can we have a special to N at once '(" said our manager, ad dressing the station mister. " 1 will order one immediately, sir; and also telegraph to see if the line is clear." While this was being done, Mr. Wil mot asked the doctor if I could be safe ly moved, as he wished to take me to N , to be ready to identify my as sailants, should they be captured. The doctor gave it as his opinion that I might be taken ; and he expressed his willingness to accompany us, to be ready in case of need. We were soon on our way to N , and in the morning we arrived there. Mr. Wilmot and two de tectives at once proceeded to the bank ; and in about half an hour Mr. Wilmot returned to the inn, where I remained with the rest of the party. lie said that Mr. Garstang was not there, he having gone away early in the morning; but the detectives had been stationed where they could watch all who approached the bank. Wilson, tho watchmaker, had gone round to several of his fellow tradesmen in N , aud at last he found a person who recognized the watch . as one which he had cleaned on several oc casions, for Garstang ! Thus, then, we had got another link in our chain one stronger than any of the others. Porter, the station master, had ascertained that Garstang often drove out of N in a dog cart, and mostly in one direction. Uu arriving at this town we succeeded in ascertaining where Girstang's dog uart invariably went. This was to a bouse in the suburbs.standing in grounds of its own, and inhabited by an old wo man and her daughter. When we reached this house, part of our force, approached it by the front and part by the back, the doctor remaining with mo in the carriage at the corner of the lane. While we waited m suspense for the result of the raid upon the house, we heard the sound of wheels, and the doctor looking out, saw a carriagp, the horses of which, be said, seemed hard driven, cominff at a rapid pace down the lane leading to the tiouse. Where our carriase stood, it could not be seen by the driver of the other. To run in by the back wav of the house was but the work of a mo ment with the now thorutrhlv excited doctor; and he succeeded in warning our party just in time for them to con oeal themselves. As we expected, the carriage turned into the grounds of the nouse. it was instantly surrounded. The occupants, it is needless to say, were the two who had attacked and robbed me. They at fist showed an inclination to use their fire-arms; but seeing the hopelessness of resistance, they desisted. and gave themselves up. When thev were confronted with me, I at once iden tified the man whose face I had seen ; and though tbey had chansred their dress, the station-master was convinced tbey were the men who got into my carriage at W . The one who passed tue oauK was u twang, nis object in so doing being the to see how the plot wis working. The whole mystery was now clear. It was easy to see that Garstang, being acquainted with the code, had caused the forged telegram to be sent from M by some accomplice. In quiries instituted among the clerks at the M telegraph office elicited the fact that a female had sent the spurious dispatch, which the receiving clerk well remembered on account of its length and peculiarity. Finding this to bo the case, the younger of the two women was taken into custody on her return home. She proved to be none other than the female servant who was discharged from Mr. Wilmot's at the time of the jewel robbery. This girl was admitted a sa wit ness against Garstang, as also was the driver of the carriage in which he and his fellow-robber reached the house where they were captured. The mystery about tho jewel-caso was cleared up by the evidence of the servant-girl. On the night of tho robbery, she stated thut she was in her mistress' room, and then determined to steal it. She alleged that she was attracted rather by the beauty of the jewels than by their value, and that no idea of selling them ever entered her head ; her only idea being to become possessed of such splendid finery. She took up the box, and was coming out of the room with it, when Garstang confronted her and threatened to give the alarm. She be oame very frightened, and attempted to put the case back. This G irstang would not let her do, but led her down the back stairsand out into the garden, and thence to the street. He then frightened her to going with him to a disreputable public house, where he robbed her ot the jewelry, and threatened her with the consequences of divulging whathud taken place ; at the same time he told her he would marry her if she kept all quiet. This he had never done ; but he had taken the house in which he was cap tured, and here he placed his victim with an old hag, whom he made her designate 48 her mother. He had, shestatcd,al ways treated her with a sort of kindness; but he never relaxed his hold upon her, and she felt very frightened of him. Thus, then, was this villain at last fairly net tled, and, with his fellow-criminal who turned out as we expected, to be his brother committed for trial. While he lay awaiting his trial at the assizes, some bills of his brother's were dishon ored; and this led to the discovery of an extensive system of fraud which these two worthies had carried on for many years. At the trial, the robbery in the ruin was clearly proved against the two Garstangs; and justice was at last vindicated by their receiving a sentence of penal servitude for life, with the ad dition of an ample preliminary adminis tration of the cat. The wretched girl who had, in a wav ering moment, when a word of good counsel might hav saved her, unfortu nately fallen into the clutches of a heart less, calculating scoundrel, was sent to u distant part of the country ; but she soon drooped und died of consumption, induced or hastened by exposure to the bitter weather when she went to M , to send the telegram which so nearly led to such dire results. As for myself, 1 soon recovered, aud took my post at S as manager, and when Mr. Wil mot and I visit each other's houses which we often do we seldom fail to think of the forged telegram and my ter rible ride. "A Few More Left." The most renowned street-vender in New York, or in the world, is Henry Smith, tb.n " Razor-Strop Man " of Nas sau street. Born in England, six months alter Waterloo, his youth was roving and dissipated, and his devotion to drink gained him the sobriquet ot " Old Soaker before he was twenty-one. Signing the abstinence pledge for a month, and then for life, he became a good husband, an industrious man, and an ardent temper ance advocate. In 1812 he sailed in the Ontario for America. L inding in New York, he soon began to sell razor-strops, and his street spiecb.es were such droll, witty, and sensible mixtures of prose and poetry, that ia three months he made himself the prince of peddlers. His sayings were chronicled in the pa pers, bis portrait was published in the Sunday Allan, and he even appeared for seven nights at the Olympic Theatre in Mitchell s play of the "lUzor Strop Man." His fame rapidly spread, and he made the tour of the Union, teaching temperance and selling his strops, until nis characteristic saying, " A tew more left of the same sort," became a " house hold word." He achieved a fortune iu a few years; but the spirit of specula tion seized him, and the crisis of 1857 swept away his last dollar. With un shaken courage and a fresh basket ot strops he b 'gan life anew, visited his native .bijgland, and won much reputa tion as a "genuine Yaukee peddler." Returning to America, the war found him at Rochester, where he enlisted in a volunteer regiment. In his left leer he still carries a Gettysburg musket-bill. When told that it might be necessary to amputate the limb, he replied, " Well 1 suppose I can afford to lose it, as I shall still have one more left of the same sort!" The leg was saved, but the wouud dis abled him and compelled his return to Rochester, were he served till after the close of the war as recruiting-sergeant, and in the soldiers's hospital. With a purse from the city, a letter of thanks from the Mayor, aud a Zouave uniform from bis regiment, the veteran vender returned again to New York and be came once more the " Razor-Strop Man " of Nassau street. Age has whitened his close-cut hair and mustache, and the short growth on his bronned cheek and chin; and his witty old-time speeches no longer gather crowds of laughing buy ers But his eye still twiukles with kindly shrewdness behind his cold- rimmed spectacles, and his softly spoken, "Here you are young mini" is often the prelude to a sensible and genial preachment of temperance and the many virtues of the strops, razors, knives. and other wares that overflow his red, white, and blue striped, " first national basket." from u The Street-Vender $ of Neie Yorl," by E. E. Sterni, in Heribner' Monthly for Vecenber. A vouth re-neotablv connected st Phi. . - cago, and not yet seventeen years of age, recently died from the effect of xRuii n drinking. Legend of a Baggage-Smasher. I knew him. It was years ago. His name was well, call it Bumps. If you ever get into a railroad struggle where one struggles to get another off the track, you will know more about Bumps, or your friends will. This Bumps wub a nice young man. His hair always combed low down ; ho wore brass but tons; and there was a mysterious re port current that he had been known to call on the sherry for three, on the Fourth of July, and had actually paid for it paid for it, sir I We held him in awe we boys did. He could talk about lever watches, pointer dogs, steam barges, and he could relate incidents ot difficulties in prize rings so beautifully that I used to wish to knock some one in the stomach, and break some am bitious Englishman's jawbone. If Bumps said anything, the whole towu swore that it was so. If he didn't say anything we stood back and waited for developments. At lust lie went away. His uncle used his influence to get liiui a position as baggage-master. I never heard of him for years, but I was called oue (lay to see him die. I went with greut pleasure. Bumps was a mere skeleton ; his eyes were like saucers ; his hair was all worn off from tearing round so in bed. He told me all about it. He drove everybody out of the room, bade me string up my nerves to hear a mournful tale, and then he commenced. He weut on the railroad a pure young man; ha took charge of trunks and boxes, and commenced by lifting them by the han dles, and setting them down carefully. He had not served a month when the president of the road called him into the office, cut down his salary, and told him if there were any more complaints from the conductor, Bumps would be bumped out of a berth. Then the young man grew cold und stern. He was bound to suit the railroad corporation or die. He began by walking up to a poor old chest belonging to an orphan, aud putting his foot through the corner. The conduc tor saw the act ; the two shook hands, and they wept for hours on each other's breasts. Bumps had not mado two trips bifore he could sling a satchel eleven yards, retaining both handles in his grasp. Innocent owners of such things threatened him, and commenced suit ag 'inst him, and swore they would never ride on that road again; but Bumps was firm. He was dignifi d ; he was solemn ; he was working for a high er sphere ; he was treading in tho path of duty. When gentle females would hangup their tender little baskets und satchels, Bumps would make a diabolical smile, and get in a corner and jump on the ar ticles and toss them up and kick them, und fling them through ethereal space. And when the train stopped ho would throw out a waterfall and toothbrush iu answer to oall for check " 22." Hus bands would strike at him, and dared him out of his den, and called him a base tiend; but Bumps was solemn. He knew his line of business. Whoa he got hold of a nice trunk he would carry a countenance like a strawberry of joy ful ness. He would jerk off one handle, then another, then kick in the ends, then take an axe and smash the lock, aud then let the shirts and things rattlo out ou the track. It got so at lust thut people actually paid high priues for the priv ilege of living along the line of that roud, as they got their shirts for nothing. All that was needed was to have the children follow up Bump's train. But there came a black day. A mis erable, contemptible, sueukiug wretch, who owned a saw-mill, went travelling. He ran his factories two weeks on nothing but truuk stuff, and he brought out the wickedest trunk that ever went into a car. It was seven feet thick all round, and there were sixteen nails driven in one on top of the other, until the thing was clear proof. Then he ave it into Bump's hands, charging him to be " very careful if he pleased." The train started. Bumps got the axe as usual aud struck at the lid, but the axe bounded back. Hj struck once more; the axe flew into pieces. Then he got a crowbar and a can of powder, but he couldn't burst a rail. He swore and jumped up aud down, and wanted t die, and wished he'd never been born He got all the train men in; they all pouuded, but the trunk held firm. It went through all right. It was handed down without a jam, and tho owner was thero to say, "Thank you, sir," and he pretended he was going back again, aud bad the chest put on board ouce more. Bumps grew pale. He was sick. His Ugs shook. He had chills all over him. The trunk went back, a witness ot "man's inhumanity to man." Bumps grew worse He felt that he was for ever disgraced, aud went to bed with the brain fever. They tried to console him, aud said that they cnuld h ive trusted the chest if they had only thought to h;tve a collision. I was there when he died. I never want to weep as I wept then. He Just shrunk right away, mur muring, " Cuss that t r u n k." Not the least of the benefits consequent upon the coustruction of the railway to the Pacific is the impetus it has given to the cultivation of what has been hereto fore esteemed only a barren desert. Ex periments made at a number of localities show thut the whole of the Western plains can by artificial irrigation be rendered fruitful ; and latterly even this a-sistanoe has been shown not to be absolutely in dispensable. Mr. It. S. Elliot, the indus trial agent of the Kansas Pacific Railway, has just made a report of his sucoess in planting wheat, rye, barley, timothy, and lucern at various points on that railway, from which he infers that these grains can be profitably cultivated along the w hole line. He has also planted the seeds of burr oak, pecan, chestnut, peach, and ailanthus trees, which, if not destroyed by burrowing animals, will, be thinks, germinate iu due time. This tree-planting is an exceedingly important work ; for it' any considerable extent of forests can be ouce established, there is no doubt that the rainfall of the whole region will be vastly increased, and its fertility as- MISCELLAAEOIS 1TE3IS. Church deacons are expelled BtElmira for saying " by telegraph." 1 . Ease ball has killed twenty-five per sons during the past season. The Steamship China, just arrived at San Francisco, brought over 12,000 pack ages of tea. Miss Vinnie Ream's statue of Lincoln is fiuished, and will be sent to Washing ton this wiuter. There are on file on the docket of tho Supremo Court of Massachusetts nearly 1,5000 bills for divorce. The " one flesh" that an Indiana couple were recently made, weighed one thou sand pounds avoirdupois. A lady reporter goes to church and writes up " Style in the Sanctuary" for one of the Chicago papers. Mr. Pt rry of Michigan, quotes wives at $5 plus un old shot gun. He sold one of his recently at that figure. Sets of mathematical instiuinents nnd a library, are to be given to Gen. Grant, Gen. Sherman, and Gen. McClellan. Mark Twain has issued a new work, entitled "Innocents at Home" Or in other words his wife has got a baby. The Kansas Tribune states that a legion of pretty girls are worrying the members ot the new .Legislature out ot their seven senses, by applications for assistance in obtaining clerkships und other official positions. The Toledo, Wabash and Western Rail road is sued for if 40,000 damages because its trains do not stop at Jacksonville, Ind., " twenty minutes for n freshoients," as was the understanding when the depot and hotel were built. In Tndianupolis, a charming young lady physician was calli d to administer to a gentleman down with a fever. " You need good nursing," said the lady. "Nurse me for hfe.': replied the patient. " I will" was the soft answer. Miss Kitty Underwood has been do- cided by a vote of the citizens of Fort Dodge, Iowa, to be the handsomest girl in the city. She is about eighteen years of age, a school-tfiacher, and dependent on her own resources for a livelihood. A letter from Paris says: "It is strange aud painful to see groups of well dressed womeu looking in the windows of pork butchers' and tripe shops with the s tme eager curiosity with which they used to gaze at ribbons and bonnets " Steel ear-rings are now the fashion. They are fastened to the ear by a spring, . and have the appearance ot a small gold dot inserted into the fieh. They are popular among young ladies, inasmuch as it is not necessary to pierce the ears. Five ladies, not long since, left North ampton, Mass , for Califoruia, going by the Pacific Railroad. They went unat tended, und all but one, whose husband is a resident of California, are out on a pleasure trip. They will remain in Cal ifornia until spring. The Spanish Minister has paid over to the government nineteen thousand seven hundred dollars in gold, which was awarded in a recent arbitration for dam ages in the s i.uro of the Lloyd Aspin wall. This subject, it will be remembered, was alluded to in the President's Mes sage. Its settlement is a cause for con gratulation, as it threatened at one tiino to affect the relations between Spain and the United States. A committee of the Maryland Acad emy of Science, having spent several weeks prospecting in the coul and iron regions of West Virginia, have reported their observations to the Institute at Baltimore. The committee reports that the amouut of the minerals there exceeds all anticipations. There ii a large amount of splint of coal great value for manu facturing purposes The committee ex presses the opinion that the best quality of iron can be manufactured there cheap er by several dollars a ton than in Peun sj lvania. A dealer in agricultural tools out in Iowa, and a Gi-rmau by birth, went to Fatherland, lust spriug, taking along a reuper uud mower of the most approved pattern, and put it to practical use at once. The old und the young gathered by hundreds to see it work, for they have only the old-fushioued clumsy scythe, and tho old wood mold-board plow. But when they saw twenty acres of grass cut in seventeen hours, they were completely astonished, and confessed such a machine run with a little oil was completely ahead of their tools backed by uuiimited sup plies of lager. The report of the United States De partment of Agriculture comes to the startling conclusion that such is the wholesale destruction of American for ests, there will be an actual famine for wood in the country within thirty years, unless immediate measures are taken to supply their places by new plantations. It is estimated that from 1850 to 1800 20.000,000 acres of timber land were brought under cultivation, and thut in the present decade no less than a hundred millions will be so reclaimed. We see but one remedy for this : Lot the Gov ernment offer large premiums for the cultivation of forests. The thieves who travel oa the rail for a living at the expense of honest people, have invented a new device for the pur pose of facilitating their plundering op-' erations. The device consists of a drugged cigar, the smoking of which produces a gradual but almost deadly ef fect upon the victim. The game consists of the operator making himself respecta bly present in the smoking car of a train and at the right time engaging in con versation with a stranger, and then in due time offering him a cigar, which he takes Irom his pocket with a hindful of others. The operator, unnoticed, then smokes a cigar taken from another ock- Inf ii'a. the ?eDtlmMlduzy and falls asleep, tut soon awakes to vomit freely m a state of copious per spiration. After his sickness We? or uoon arriving j "", oi he discovers that: X, his nnnkaf-Vww.l, ,, .vuuw v. . . "" pronered cit