The Elk County advocate. (Ridgway, Pa.) 1868-1883, April 02, 1869, Image 2

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    6lk dfounfj gicocatc.
FRIDAY, APRIL 2. 180!).
FOB OOVKllNOlt.
JNO W GEARY,
Subject to tho decision of the republican
Stnte Contention.
EFPCT OF 1HE FBANKINQ AMJENDMESf.
The amended franking law docs not itn.
prove the franking business very much.
In fact the amendment has developed m
evil of great magnitude that did not eslst
before. The amendment requires nil olU
cera privileged to frauk, to affix their own
personal signatures. This, of csursc, had
struck down the pcrcicious practices of
using printed fran'n3, and it has abolished,
to some extent, the equally pernicious
franking by proxy and by clcik. But the
trouble is that half the highest officers in
the bureaus of the different departments at
Washington have now to spend tiro or
three hours per day, simply writing their
names. These men got large salaries, and
nhould bo employed at something better
than the mere signing of documents, es
pecially when there is no need of this.
How much better it would be for the frank
ing privilego to bo abolished altogether,
and those officers who have to transmit
public documents, to be supplied with the
requisite number of postage stamps, which
could be put on by clerks, just as is done
in any other large business establishment ?
m
HEWS ITEKS.
Gold closed in New York Saturday nt
1311 1313.
, On March 25th, in New York,
Walton, an alleged counterfeiter, was dis
charged from custody from lack of cvi.
dencc.
Still & Co.'s spice mills on Chambers
street, New York wjro burned ou ill arch
-Gth. Loss S.JjUOO. Insured
Three laborers, were killed on the
Farniiiigham road near Worcester, Mass ,
Saturday, by the caving iu of uu ctubauk
incut..
The ratification of
Amendiueud passed the
House ou March 25th by
vote.
the Fiftecth
IVniiS) Ivania
a strict party
Secretary Borie witnessed the target
firing, and inspected the Statiou, at Anna
Jiolis, Md., yesterday.
S. E'well, Day & Co.'s cordage warn..
Iiouse, on Commercial street, Huston, v;.s
burned ot. March 25. Loss, $ 10,000.
Both Litehenheiui and 1'iiend,
"charged in New York, with delrauding the
Vevenue, by not stuuipiug cigars, Lave been
discharged.
A mad dog bit a br.y ou Br j id way.
New York, March 21th. Another one
bit a iftji on AiLmtie avenue. Broo!tln, on
the same day, Buili dogs were shot.
M. Biuil, formerly Consul for France
and Lisbon, has been appointed Consul
General of France tor Pan FruucisiJ, vice
Charles do Aeosta, deceased.
Montague iVan. a pur.i'iet in Sina
Sing l'risou died, last Friday from cruelty
leociveu ai cue nauus in onu ti uic Keep
ers, named Buckingham. The latter has j
been removed, but im: .-urc-ied.
A telegram from O.idcu savs th it the j
Utah City authorities are about purchasing
the depot grounds fur the f i 'ijmsed branch
load to Salt Lake City. The work ou the
Union Pacific road is still progressing. j
The contract tor building a railroad j
between Levenworth and the terminus of
the central branch of the Union l'ucifio
Railroad, at Atchiston, was ou Thursday
awarded to A. II. Waterman, for 8250,000.
This is esclu.-ive of iron. The road is 4o
bo in ruuuing order by the first of Septem
ber. An Omaha dispatch says advices from
the Upper Missouri Reservation state that
great dissatisfaction exits among the
Indians at the manner in which treaties are
being carried out. It is stated that even
Spotted Tail was complaining. An early
outbreak is feared.
' The Uuion l'aciuc got the better of
Fiske in the United .States Seuate Com
tuittee Saturday. A resolution was agreed
upon and reported to the Senate, nullifying
the action of the New York courts and al
lowing the company to hold its meetings
anywhere.
United States Marshal Madino, of
New York, has arrested James Glynn, car
Tjenter. William Crothers, boatswain, oud
Joseph Murphy, third mate, all of the
ship J allies roster, Jr. I hey were taken
before Commissioner Jones, who held them
for examination , to take place yesterday
They were takeo to jail.
A dispatch, from St. George, Southern
Utah, 6ays there is no doubt that the
Navajoes bare taken possessiou ot the
country South between them and the
Colorado river. It is also reported that
thev are trying to form an alliance with the
Iluah Pap, Shcbits and l'l Utcs ludians to
make a general raid ou the stock ot toe
eottlers.
Advices from Nassau to the 20th re
port the presence there of one hundred
Cubans, who display a very bitter feeling
against the Spaniards The Spanish Con
buI was very much alarmed by the demon,
etrations. The Cuban revolutionary flag
was flying from two buildings in the town.
The Spanish war steamer Guadiana was in
port. One of the Peruvian monitors
visited Port Maralo, a small place on the
northern coast, while on her way from
Pensacola. and during ber stay the insur.
gontjGenerals Man dot and Mareuo went ou
board.
Wht are yonog ladies with brilliant
eyes very powerful T The cfteo lasjeo
hjbf (fascinate) nieu. m
Masonry Exposed.
BT A 'VICTIM.
I have jUst joined the Masonic fraternity.
I nm a free and accepted son or brother,
or whatever it- is, of that ancient and
mysterious organization. I havo belonged
to many secret societies iu my tinio. I
havo been au Orangcmnn,' nnd a Son of
Temperance, and n Fenian ; and if I re-'
member ariglit, I once belonged to a gang
of coiueri ; but this Masonic arrangemcut,
rhis instjtuliou of tho compass nod square,
distances them all. I must tell you ot tlm
perils a txi triuls I luid to undergo to be
come a Masoa. On the evening in ques.
tiun I presented myself nt the door of the
lodge loom, No, 0 GG(), sign of tho skull
and cross bones. I was conducted to an
imto room, where five or six melancholy
ch;tps in sashes mid embroidered napkins
were waiting to rcccivo me. On my en
trance they all got up and turned a back
somersault, and then resumed their seats.
A big fellow who socmed to be proprietor,
thou said :
" Sinner from the outer world, ad-
yanee ? I advanced. " Will you give
up everything to join us t
" Not it t know it, 1
siu ; " tucro s
my v. ile nnu lourtcen nno
Another party told me to say " Yes," ns
it was merely a matter of form. SoI said
" Yes, 1 give up everything."
The fellows in the towels then groaned,
and said " 'Tis well." " Do you swear
never to rcvea'l anything you may see or
hear this evening to any human being, nor
your wife ? "
I said, " Ton my word, I will not."
They then examined my teeth, and felt
my lnuiclc. and made me put out my
fcnt'iif- nml then (.-oasied again. 1 said :
" If you donlt feel well I have -got a
little bottle here that -"
The fat man hero, took the VoUh from
me and told mo to shut up. He i.'u 10 a
voice of thunder, said ;
" Bring forth the goat ! "
Another fellow tLeu came up with A big'
clorh to bind me
No you don't, Mr. Mason," I said ;
' no" tricks ou tiavelers, if you please ; I
don't believe in playing blind man's buff
with a goat. I'll ride the devil, if you like,
hut I don't go in blind, i-'taud baud, or
I'll kuock you into smithereens "
They were too much fur me however so
L had to S'lbmit to be blindfolded. The
iroat was theu led in, aud I could hear him
making nn awful rack jt among the furnU
mre. 1 began to feel that I was urgently
wanted at homo ; but I was ia for it, and
euuld net help Myself. Three or four fob
!os then seized me, and with a demoniacal
!iiu"h iircbcd riie ou the auimal's back
teliiug me at the same time to look out for
-quul.s. I have been iu a good many
sera pes ; I lu' ve been in an electiou fight ;
I have been pitched out of a fourth story
window, I haveg iuc down in a railroad
collision, an 1 up in sf-earuboat explosion ;
but this little goat cx.-imion was ahead of
them all. The contour, lo-i thing must be
all wings and horns. It bumped me
gainst the tables and the ehu.'rs ood the
stove and the ceiling ; but 1 hui'R ou like
i Tr. jan. I turned lrnt somJrsi. ults until
thought it wus all over with inc. I was
just on the point of giving up whci the
bandage fell from my eyes, and (he 'oat
b.'iunded through the window witii a yell
like a Ciunaiiche Indian giving up the'
Jiest. I was iu a lodge of Masons. They
.vre dai.cing a war dance around a big
.skull, and laying leap lrog, and turning
hai,d ti) l ii gs, and the big fat fellow of the
iiLtCrioem v ar-itiiujirg on his head in the
uorner. J !e ctnet engineer ot the estab
lishment then put his thumb to his nose,
md s retching out his hnirer in tho shape
nf a fan towards me, commanded silence
The rest of the bretheiti did likewise, aud
were silent. Tho Governor then addiessed
me : " Jirot:ier jnouu, you are now one
jf us. You arc now a member of an ins
titution tat has lasted over ti n million
yeais. Pioiu this tiuic toi waiu your cou
stitution is S'juud. You are water proof,
with impunity you may walk through the
lake, or bit ou u red-hot stove, with impu
uity diink uquufurti, rye whi.-kcy or oilier
poisonous tub.stances. lou are tree from
rheua;ati.-m, dyspepsia, whooping cough or
the mcasleti. The Sheriff dare not seize
you for deb:, nor the policeman arrest you
tor uii.suemeauor. louureoi us aim you
are sate. Merc is the password ; with that
and a big club you can get into any lodge
in ('l.ristendi m.
I then t.iok the oath on a pack of cards,
stood the whiskey aud water all around and
1 was a Masou.
The New York Times in speaking of
the recent mass meeting of workiugmeu
there, says it was the first startling .inci
dent of a revolution which has long been
pending, and which is yet to be attended
with some remarkable developments.
These organizations, combined industrially
and politically, form a power which it is
not wise to iguore, who.se strength should
uot be under estimated, aud Is evidently
destined to be "successful.
General Davis officially reports at
headquarters in Sau Francisco, respecting
the Indian outrages in Alaska. The
Indians guil'y of the receut murders bo
long to a war lifee tribe culled Kake or
Kekoys, they have committed mauy mur
ders aud outrages, heretofore always escap.
caping punishment. Upon hearing of the
murder ot the traders, uen. uavis pro"
cecded in tho steamer .Saginaw to the
neighborhood of tho tribe, and finding it
deserted, ordered their villiages burned.
The tribe.was much frightened at the sum
mary manner iu which- they were dealth
with, and they promise to wreuder the
murderers, whom the Commanding General
determined promptly to execute. Gcu.
Davis anticipates no eeriom trouble,
aud feels master of the situation. The
steamer Saginaw is to bo properly fitted out
and proceed again to the neighborhood ot
the Kakes and further pauish them it the
murderers are Dot surrendered.
" Patrick, you fool, what makes you
steal after that rabbit when your gun has
no lock on it V 'Hush! Hush! my
darliog, the rabbit don't know that."
Bravo John Kanard.
John was well kuown as a sturdy, in
telligent God-fearing pilot, on Lake Erie.
lie had charge of a steamer from Detroit
to IJutl'alo, one summer afternoon. At that
time those steamers seldom carried boats.
Smoke was seen nseend'ng from below,
and the captain culled out
" Simpson, go down and see what that
smoke is."
Simpson came tip with his face as pale
ns nshes, and said :
" Captain, the ship is on fire 1 "
Fire 1 fire I fire I instantly resounded in
all directions.
All hands' were called up. Buckets of
water Were dashed upon tho flames, but in
vain. There were large quantities of rosin
and tar on board, and it was useless to try
to save tho ship. The passengers ru-lied
forward, and inquired of the pilot, " How
far are we from land? "
" Seven miles."
l How long beforo we reach it ? "
" Three quarters of an hour, at our
present rate of Steam."
" It if ere any danger ? "
" Danger enough here see the smoke
bursting out 1 go' fuwanl, if you would
Fave your lives 1 "
Passeccrs and crew, men, women, and
children, crowded to the forward part of
the ship. john Maynnrd stood at his
post. The flames burst forth in u sheet of
fire ; clouds of smoke urote ; tho captain
cried out thrcugh his trumpet, "John
Maynnrd."
" Ay, nye, sir I " respotded tho brave
tar.
' How does she head ? " .
" South-east by east, sir."
" Head her south. cast, and run ber on
shore."
Nearer, jet nearer, she approached the
shore.
Again the captain cried out, " John
Maynard." The response came fetbly,
" Ay, aye, sir 1 "
" Can you hjld ou five minutes louger,
John 1 "
" 15y God's help I will."
"'he old man's hair was scorched from
.'e si.-'!? : ono hand was disabled, and his
teet.'1 wcre set, yet he stood Grin as a rock.
IIo bn'ecd the ship every man, woman
:.nd hil was' saved, as John Maynard
drooped ov erboaTd, and his spirit took its
flight to its u f,(-
lie aerificca ''s h.c to save the lives of
. . . -v , T It T.
others. Noble u,r" jwayuaru is
worth a greater efli. it t0 81lVe man ,rom
moral run. J. U. UoLOU.
Civir.iTy is a Forttj. --e- Civility is a
fortune itself, lor a courtcc. 'r I1,an always
succeeds well iu life, arid tha.' ('en Per
sons of ability sometimes fail. he famous
Duke of. Marlborough w a case k' P01nt
It was said of him by otic contemporary, t-'lat
his agreeable manners often converted .art
enemy into a friend ; and by another, thai
it was more pleasing to be denied a favor
by his grace, than to receive one from any
other man. 'lhe gracious manner of
Charles James Fox preserved him from
dislike, even at a time when he was politic
cally, the inrst unpopular man iu the
kingdom. The world's history is full of
uch examples of success obtained by
civility. Tho experience of ever man
furnishes, if we recall the past, frequent
instances were toneiHatory manners have
made the fortunes of physicians, lawyers,
divines, politicians, merchants, oud indeed
odividuals of other pursuits. To men,
c, vilit is what beauty is to women it is
a :ncral passport to favor a letter of in
troQ 'lotion written iu lanu ige that every
oiio t. odcrstauds.
Jmst.'MAN and Fiddle An Irishman,
just como to the country, had never seeu a
lildic. A man came into the hotel with
one undv r 1 is arm. lie soon began to tune
it up. O.'ie ,")f the screws slipped, and he
spit upon ii to make it hold, mid then be
"un to draw tht bow. The Irisl tuan, who
was watching him,- could stand it no longer,
but bolted across tho street, into another
hotel, exelaiininz : " 1 thought this was
a land of liberty atid freedom, but the
divel take such a hit' d, vhere ye.ubuse the
poor children so bao
Landlord. n ho is aousitig uie cun-
drcn ?
lrishmin. "Whr a man came into the
tavern iust now, w ith a nine boy unucr
his arm, aud he bejan to toimeut the dear
little creatura. "in't, ho began to pull and
tiwft his ears, then ti provoke him nioro,
he spit in his face, and then he draw'd a
briar across bis btl'y, and Holy Virgin,
how he did scream !
A Good One. During the first years
of the war, when chan-i O was scarce and
some large firms worn it suing currency of
their own, a farmer -went to a store in
neighboring towu and bo'ight some goods
and gavo the merchant a live dollar bill, ot
which he wanted seventy-five cents back.
The merchant couuteo' out the amount
and handed it over to the farmer. He
looked at it a moment acd theu inquired :
" What's this ? "
It's my curreucy," said tiio merchant
" Wal, lain't good for nuthiu' whar 1
live, said the farmer.
" cry well, replied the merchant,
" keep it till you get a dollar's worth and
bring it to my store, and I will giva you a
dollar oill tor it."
The farmer pocketed the charge anil
departed. A few days after he w ent into
the same store, and bought gooos to the
amount of one dollar, and after paying
over the identical seveutv five cents, he
took out a handful of pumpki.i seeds aud
passed them over to the merchant.
" Why, what's this ? " said tlie wer.
chant.
" Wal, said tba farmer, this is my cur
rency, aud when you get a dollar's worth,
brins; it out to my place aud I will give you
a dollar for it.
Tiik ii1 salvation of'men and of wo
men depends in a great degree upon home
surroundings. Men who never have good
and well cooked food, nor pleasant society,
nor easy rhairs nor tasteful rooms at home,
are pretty sure to patronize restaurants,
saloons, bariooniSj or the homes of happier
neighbors '
A Poor Memory.
There ore various reasons hy some
persons have a poor memory.
They may have overworked their brain,
and exhausted the energies of the nervous
system. A majority of the people tax
their minds to the utmost, and instead of
re-vi"orat'iDg themselves after exhaustntion,
continue their labors until their systems are
deranged by excessive mental application,
and the brain lores the power of receiving
or retaining the impression made upon it.
Many have disqualified themselves for labor
by overcharging their brains with mote
t han tl.ey can do. It requires presence of
mind, much firmness and decision of
character for on ardent and enthnsioetic
person to take rest w hen work presses upon
him. and opportunities for labor multiply,
and bo fvequently continues in busiuess till
sickness entirely disables him from pur
suing his calling.
Inactivity of mind 5b mother fruitful
source of poor memory. However strong
and vigorous the mind may be, originally,
unless exercised, it is like gold and silver
laid away in a napkin, which soon becomes
tnrnishqd, though if used daily they would
be bright for years.
Irregularity of life is nnother reason for
poor memory. It persons are subject to
extremes, sometimes getting up early and
sometimes late in the morning ; if they in.
d'.ilge in excesses of any kind, or trifle
with their orgnhization bo as to impair its
power, they cannot expect to have clear
ideas on any subject especially a good
memory. It is important to live syste
matically and methodically, if we would
preserve tho brain in a good condition.
Dissipation spoils the memory. When
the nervous system is over stimulated with
alcohol, tobacco, opium, or by anything
that excites the brain the result is unfortu.
tiatj. Tt may increase the biilliancy lot a
time, but soon the constitution becomes
a ffirctcd by the 07er stimulation, and the
niind consequently more Jb?1 aud obtuse
I'lan ever,
-mi
TnoFT and Loss. As rather an un
scrupulous fellow named 15en was coming
dowu town one morning, he met Tom aud
stopped him.
" I say, Tom," he said, " here's a pretty
good counterfeit three. If you'll pass i4
I'll divide."
" Let's see the plaster," sutTom ; and
after rsamir.iBg it carefully, he put it in
his vest poeket, remarking, " It's an equal
division a dollar and a halt apiece ;
" Yes," said Ben.
" All right," said Inm, and off he went
A few minutes afterwards he quietly
stepped into the store of his friend Hen,
and purchased a can of oysters for a dollar
and a half, laying down the three dollar
bill for them. J he clerk looked at the bill
rather doubtingly, when bis suspicious
were immediately calmed by Tom, who
sid :
TLere was no uce looking, for ho hnd
rece,Vl--- luat irom xcn nimseit not ten
minutCu' sil"C.
Of cou Me, the clrrk.witli this ns?ur
ance. forked ov:r the dollar and a half id
chanL'e, aud h t his deposit and tl.o can
of oysters Tom lt?t. Shortly r.fterward hr
met i!eu. who nsfcci b;w " "c Pcu
the note.
Oh, yes," said Ton;, nt the same tirr.e
J ' ... i 'f i. ..
passing over a dollar aim a nai. i inn.
That evi nniL' when Den ma le up his
cash account he was surprised to i'nd the
same old counterfeit three in tho drawer
Turning to his clerk, he asked :
" Where did von "Ct this cursed note
Didn't )ou know this wus counterfeit 1 ''
A hy. said tlie clerk, " lorn gave it
to me, and I suspected it was fishy ; but .
he said he had just received it lrom you,
aud I took it
The whole thing had penetrated the
mind of Hen. With a peculiar grin, he
muttered " Sold ? " und charged the cau of
oysters to troiit nnd loss account
m
DiFFictiKNT Kinds of Weddings. A
Wooden Wedding Marrying a bloekheud.
A Goldeu wedding Marrying tor
money.
A Crystal Wedding Marrying a " glass
eye. ...
A iin Wedding .Marrying a milkmaid.
A Paper Wedding Marrying an editor.
A Silver Wedding Marrying an old
maid of sixty.
Au Iron Wedding Marrying a black.
smith.
A Linen Wedding Marrying a laund.
ress.
A Crockery Wedding Marrying a
chambermaid.
A Plack Diamond Wedding Marrying
the daughter of a coal dealer.
A Cna Wedding. Marrying a Celes
tial. Sneezing Omens. The Home g'
zinc gives the lo'lowing' hints for the
superstitious, but wo are afraid they are
hardly adapted to this locality, yet we re
produce them as a literary curiosity :
Sneeze on Mi'uday, and you tnctze for
danger ;
Sueeze on Tuesday, and you kiss a
stranger ;
Sneeze on Wednesday, and you sncezo
for a letter ;
Sneeze on Thursday for something bet
for.
Sneeze on Friday, you sneeze for
sorrow :
Sueeze on Saturday, jou see your sweet.
heart to-morrow ;.
Sneeze on Sunday, your safety seek ;
Or our devil will have you all the week
'Jones had been doing homage to a pair
of bright eyes, and talking tender- things
by iuoon light lately. A few evenings
since, Jones resolved to "make his destiny
sure." Accordingly, be fell on his koees
before '.he lair Uulciuea, and made diis
pabsion known. he refused him out flat.
Jumping to his feet he informed her in
choice terms that there were as good fish
in the sea as ever were caught. Judge of
the exasperation of our worthy swain when
she cooly replied : " Yee, but they don't
bite at toads 1' Jones bad learned
lesson.
,1,
SrBixo advances.
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W. 8- SERVICE
W
SERVI (E,
Will from this dato be prepared to sell
at the lowest prices
STOVES FOR PARLORS,
STOVES FOR KITCHENS,
STOVES FOR HALLS,
STOVES FOR BED ROOMS,
STOVES FOR STORES,
STOVES FOR MILLS,
STOVES FOR HOTELS,
STOVES FOR OFFICES,
STOVES FOR CHURCHES.
Anl in fact for all places where stoves
arc needed. Give him a calll.
TIN WARE AT WUOLrSALE ASP RETAIL.
JOBBING IS ALL ITS KRASCIII'3,
ROOFING AND SPOUT.NG,
IIOCSE FURNISHING COCDff,
TOTS, BIRD C-VOEJ,
ri'Mrs, pipeing.
Ridgwny Sot. 13, 18C8, vlnUf.
Ac
CARD TO THE LADIES. Dr. Dimon-
co's OOLDKN PERIODICAL PILLS
tin iinnli'S. Mtiill:ble ih eurrecting irreg
ularities, Removing Ohstrncliuns of tl.e
Monthly Turn , from whatever cr.usr. and
n!w;iys s-urceofiil as n pn-vuini-e. One Pill is
a d isp. FfiniiV peculiarly situated or those
supposing tliemsel res so, nro cautioned against
using these Pills while in that condition,
lcKt Ihry invite micnrring after which ad
monition tho Proprietor assumes no re
spoiifihilily, alllionli tliwir mildness would
prevent any misthief tv health: otherwise
i.'ie Pills are reconmien Jed n n Most Invulu
dhii Remedy tor the nllevialion of those
uttering from any irregnluritwD whatever.
as well as prevent nn increase of family
who. hiilth will not permit it ; )irioling the
nerves nnd bringing back the " rosy cv.or of
health " to the cheek of the most delicate.
Full nnd explicit directions accompany
each box. Price $1 per box ; ti boxes, 5.
Sold in Ridgway, rn., by G. G. Messenger,
Drnireist, Hole agent for Rblgwny. I.ndies, by
sending him SI to thu llidgwny P. O, can
have the Pills sent (confidentially) by mail to
any part of the country, nc of pontage.
Sold also by Swayno c Heynoldi, br. Mary s.
and by oua Druggist in every village iu the
Union.
S. D. HOWE,
my2 CS-1y. Sole Proprietor, N. T.
pcrial gtotkes.
A New Rf.mf.dv in Consitmpt-on. A
Physician who hid Consumption for seveial
years, with f . equeut bleedings of the lungs, -
curea nimseir witti nieuicmo unknown to
the profession, when his case nppcirsd hope-
ess, lie is tlie only pliysieian wlio litis used
it in his own person, or who hns any knowledge
of its virtues ; a d he can iiscrihu the degree
of health he now enjoys to nothing butlhi
use ot Ins medicine: nnu nothing but utter
despair and entire extinction of h:1 hope of
recovery, together with a want of confidence
in nil others induced him to hnmrd theexper
iincnt. To those suffering with any diacase
of the lungs lie proffers a trentment he con
fidently helieves will eradicate tho disease.
Price SI. CO per bottle, or $8 a hnlf dozen,
sent by express. Send fer o circular er cull
on Da. E. lioYLSTOs Jackson, No. li5J, Norih
Tenth Sireet, Philadelphia, Pa.
may30.C8-ly
A LECTURE TO YOUNG MEN JUST
published in a settled envelope
A Lcelur on the Nature, Treatment nnd
Radical cure of Spermatorrhoea, or Seminal
Weukness, Involuntary Emissions, Sexual Do
bility, and Impediments to rnarringe gcnernll.
Nervousness, Consumption, Epilepsy and Fits;
Mental and Physical Incapacity, resulting
from Self-Abuse, J-o., by Hubert J. Culver
well, M. D., author of the "Green Book,"
eto. Price in a sealed envelope, ouly six
cents.
The celebrated author, in this admirable
essiiy, clearly demonstrates from a thirty
years' suceersful practice, that the alarming
cousoquences'of self abuse may be radicully
cured without the use of internal medicine,
or the application of the knife, pointing out
a mode of cure at once simple, certain aud
effectual, by 'means of which every sufferer,
no matter what his condition may be, may
cure himself cheaply, ' privately, and radi.
cally.
sThis Lecture should be ia the hands of
every youth and every man iu tbe land.
Sent ondcr seal, in a plain envnlope, to any
address, postpaid, cu receipt of six cents,
or two post Btamss. AIbo, Dr. Culverwoll'i
"Marriage Guide," price 25 cents. Address
the Publishers.
(.HAS. J.C. KLINE CO.,
127 Bowery, New York, P. O. Box 4,6S.
POWELL & KIME.
QOODS FOR Tllli MILLION.
p 0 WELL & KIM E,
At their capacious stores botb in
RIDGWAY
AND
CENTREVILLE,
Have on band,' splendid assortments of
all seasonable Goods adapted to the want
of the people of Elk nnd adjoining:
counties, which they are . telling at prices
that defy competition. They would simply
state here, that being very large dealers,
their facilities for purchasing are nn
equalled by any establishment in the
county. They buy directly from ma
facturcs and on the
Another aJrantage. You caa nlwajr
get vrhut yon want at their stores, kinee
you will save time by going dirottly to
them and TIME IS MONEY. We
have no space here to enumerate all the ad
vantages you will have in patronizing these
establishment. But oil and see, and
reap the the advantages for yourselves.
Among their Goods you will End
DRY GCOD3 in eniless varieties,
GROCinJIES choio.and frsh
CLOTIIIN-G of best material superior
cut and finish,
BOOTS at SHOES ef tlie best
stock and make,
CHOCKERY for newlj married
trtiddlo. aged aud eldeily:
DRIED FRUIT,
BUTTER, EGGS,
PORK, HAMS,
LARD, ELOUR,
CORN MEAL.
AND EVERYTHING,
. -
ELSE'
26 inch shaved sliDgles taken forgooJt
at the market price, at both stores.
Alto most other kinds- of coua try pro
duce taken at the market Talue -
vlnltf.