o - ,o:i r Paotiutris we:Bum:mos, Fixtyr—Pits scAta- Josuti 131mmos.---Don't ifep VitiOn*youko: ll9 r d ,gtt•e theta the big Bend' of.the train. ' 1.61 ? 1 " and'eadicatei Itoo,..gt_tka cloatlui fast. - Say ` . how all you" te everybody. SsiCtiate modesty, but mind and' have a :good 'stock of impudence on hand.- Be charitable—time cent pieces were made ,en 3~nrPcee Don't take aufbiady's advice except your It costs more to borrow_ than. to buy. Ifs unit flatters you, you can kalkilate he ns aroag or a fele. - keep both eyes open, but don't say 'nor's half you know: • When you pray,. pray right to the centre of the-inark. 'Don't:mortify the flesh too much; twasn't the sores on LA:salmon •that sent him up to heaVen. - . If you itch for fame, go inter a graveyard, and scratch yourself agin a tunestun. • :rung men, be more anxious abouttheped - igiee youre going *to leave, than you are abetit the one somebody left yon. , 1 I wild say to all Yung men, "Ga in," andto old fellers,' "Git out." • Ai good a way to it rich its any is to rue in debt twa hundred thousand dollars,. and then to go to*ork and payyourde,bta. „Fa-, ossofers usthe world revolves on its own axis, and ,Joss BILLINGS" tells us that fall half the folks on airth think they are the axis• 8..--These are. proverbs have stood a hundred years, andhain't gin out yet: Noy Bln,—An eTchangoBlll3 a gopd story of the gallant Major W—of the Rifles, who is proof against Rebel bulleti, but falls' an easy prey to a pair of bright eyei t , a fault, we. believe, with a majority of our brave boys: During last winter, when ihe soldiers were re-enlisting by thousands; the Major took-ad vantage of the • thirty-days furlough, pil e:am North. baring- his: stay at home he visited a festival given tor the benefit'of the Sick and wounded soldiers, where the ladies wore very pretty little wons, bearing the , emblems of our flag. The - Major, wishing to show his gallantry, stepped up to'one ofz the pretty attendants and reinarkedl " That's a very pretty apron you wear, "Yes," simmered the fair one, "that, sir, is my flag.,' . "Ah, indeed," replied our. veteran, "then I havefOught many a hard battle under that _ fiag "Not this flag !" indignantly ,exclaimed the beauty as she swept away, leaving the gallant son of Mars dumbfounded, and wondering what he could have said or done to raiserthe fair one's ire. -. -RECIPE FOE A PLEASANT DINZMII-PASTS. A Round table, holding eight ; A hearty Welcome - and ) little state ; one dish sit on a time, As plain as you please, but alway prime ; Beer for asking for—and in pewter ; . Hervanta''who don't require a tutor ; Talking guests' and dumb waiters ; Warm plates and hot potaters. "To be a woman , of fasition is.ime of .the easiest things in the world.. "A. late writer thus describes-it : Buy everything you don't want, and pay for nothing you get ; smile on . al mankind but. your husband ;be - . be happy everywhere but at-home ; neglect your ren and nurse lap-dogs ; go to : church every tithe youo 'get a new dress." . A loyal woman has written an able paper on this - Crisis, in which she protests. against killing off' all the men. . She says—"l do not believe in fighting , for the country and the tlag-to . the last man ; and it seems to me any body Is an idiot who talks such nonsense:— IThat would'fhe country be .to ate . or any. other woman if the 'laSt man' was goner' . . . . . . "117 n don't sell Spirits," . said:a beer-seller,' who wiahed,to evade . the law. ".We will give you One glass, and. then if you want to buy a biscrtit, you can have one for three: half -pence," • • The dram was . .taken and the biscuit handed- to .the customer: . "No," Said said the latter, !`I. don't think I will ; , they are rather too dear. • I .can get 'em five and six a penny." A. CHLEJ:Iii-LTNI) Dublin divkte-was engaged one evening in a disquisition on the difference between'lrish and Scotch Celts, and suddenly asked, "What is the difference betw,een an Irishman and a•Scotchman on the top, of a mountain in frosty weather ?" "One is cowld with the kilt, and the otheria kilt with the cowld." . . A LADY had the yery bad taste to enter the Castle diawing-rtiom in such ultra full : dress, 'or' rather undress, that more bust than barege was visible "Pid'you ever see anything so unblushing ?" whispered a enitedian - of the Great Seat, whoie sense Of decorum was out - raged by the exhibition. `Never 'since I was . weaned, " replied Dr. Whatley... • . recognizinir,a lady in the street whom you have .seen - at `'.a . party, on the previous' , night.,.Cry out, "flow are you=,-eh? all right?" You can-allude, to her excessive dancing hy 'a tender inquirylLS to the State. of 'her poor feet. -. Should. : she not courteously .anstizer your -questions,. set her "down for a bloated aristocrat, and' pass On. 00/ Hebrew, correspondent, the clebrated Rabbi. Jew D'Esprit, haS sent us the following counndriun'i ."Vot,r asks the son of Israel , light literataire,--"Vot are the beslit vegeta blcskto.cultiiate hi your garden ?" "Dye give it up ? Vy, peash, to be sure ; cos yer czta shell 'cm." , "War daes the operation of hanging kill a man ?".inquired Dr. : Whatley. A pliysiolo gist replied, "Because inspiration iethecked, circulation stopped, and blood suffuses. and congests the brain.". "liosb,”• replied his Grace, nit is because the rope- is not long enough to let his feet touch the gi.ound:"-:: . "GAY spirits," a nce . "are always 51i0k6.4 as a sign othappinem, though eve ry one kmiwit to the contrary: A cock= chafer is never so lively as when pin. - is .stuck through his ; and shot floor makes Bruin dance." afraid of lightning," murmured a pretty young woman, ..during the recent storut.— " Well you. may be," sighed her despairing over, when your. heart is steel." ETITAPII.I.:PON 4 CAT. • Sv aw•v .4er virtues, it went uhabby. vat to' lament my faithful tabby ; She as any reach,..." She tliait."earts PLUM esaus reprochc ..AN'obrgourmand recently remarked at a public dinnjr, that with minfpersong, eating was He had just se:nt .Up his plate for the fourth thee. . W - ny do Young ladies - lace themselves so tight that they can neither swallowically nor digest properly ? Because they hear so mneh stress laid upon "Groce . hetoo meat. 7 *, SOXE -oN - tEriquErre.--Before en t er (raj took through:the key hole th see *hol there; itt(r adapt yo . pr to your ixanpaity; • • • SrnaFait Minqmospiitfis.—A' - jroung mari who wa., supposed to be Tery_soft: was seen running. - smy . froto bis 'tailor as . faxuaroppassp. btkz, jiledical,scienet offers,na explanation._ NEY:Eti 41i rt.= Witt a.yount;tividOni whti'ealls you by your ChriStisn_naine the second' iiine yoitluctet,heri - Unless yon have Ru4e nuttle•up yntu'lnin4- to, the worst.. • -• • Suaer.o you butnp against other couples is a dance, swear horribly at, your partner, and refuse to give; her any refreshment. • 7, Tnt hyst kipdot,ftgricuttp,rapits—r•Ffial eisC4tiightinli. : IllBLIC' 1 8AUs: • ExEcirk4MW ; Rtecatots -of -the last will and UNS tatOont'.ll.ltichard Hear expose to We by Vabllc sendue onacty', atiberabllc Houle Of Sterner, Int*.T.Opstl;l o the. Borotet of. Mlnerl TUESDAY, - the 2filr day Of t*eipber, - i 864, at 10 o'clock, of that tlaY, : the - 031lowing' '620 sruitits OF TRH BILi•TRINVH-LB • • • aIMPANY'S STQCS. .- • In Tots of 50 nrloo Snares, to salt yautbaseris. TBRMR CAM Expenses of transfer to bo*.d bpy' parchisent. - MICHAEL BRIGHT, • • ' RHIN - 'FUZE:BAN, Executors,. - 58.41. Sep. 17, •G 4. pi rit&Ns , COURT SALE. ... Q .. Pruanantlo sn Order of the Orpheus' Court of the County of Sdetylkill, in the Commonwealth of _Penn sylvania.' the subscriber, Administrator of the ,Betate of Henry GeiS, late. of the Boron h of Pottsville, in the ConntY of Schuylkill,' - will" expose to . sale by public vendee; on . • - .. - • ..• . - .-_ SITURDIY, the Sth.day,of October next,.. at four o'clock in the a fternoon, at the public house of John 'emend, in the BOiongh of Pottriille, in the Conntyrof Schuylkill aforesaid, all that. certain Tavern Ronne and lot of -gronnd. , sitnate in te said Borough of Pottsville, bounded by lot tot,,Jacob Bnutektger. Jr.' lot late of David Phillips, dect,try Centre stmt. wire d 1 and Second ; containing about , thirty.feet on Oen, i: 'tie street . and extending tharvridth two hu . . . and: thirty feet tri Second street, and ' - being Tort of -lot No. 19in the general plan of the Borough of Pate title. ' .- . • • •. I No. 9. The undivided half of three lots. situate on the northeantwardly side of Coalstreet, in the Borough aforataid, being lota marked Nand 0 in Jacob Allure Addition to - Pottsville, and 'an adjoininglot 46 feet in width and 90 feet. deep, with the appartenancen; con sisting of a two-story brick building, lately used ,as a Screen Factory—late the estate of, said deceased. 1 Terms and conditionsmade known at the- time and 1 place of sale, by - WM.' GARllkaa, Adm•r. -. • By order of the Oipharni• Court, ' ' . -_ .. A. Bodanans, Clerk. - • - ' l'Ottaville, Sept. li, .64: - - . .. IS-41 EXECUTOR'S:BACR. The undersigned, Executor of the last will and Lex, tament of William - Mks, late of the Borough of Potts ville,- deceased. in pursuance of, directions contained in said will, *ill expose to. public, sale. at the public hoosesof Jesse-Drumheller, in. the Borough of Poita .ville: - • ; . . . _ _ - SATURDAY Atte Stlrday of Ortob . cr, 1861 at'S ovlockin.:the...afternoan, the following Reld Es tate, to wit,: A certain lot of 'groan& olinate , in- the Borough of Pottsville, fronting on Market suvet...bOunded by: lot of. late Samuel Myers, - deceasedoo thoesst, containing in front, on Market street, 45 .feetirand ni.depthil 111 feet, with the appurtenances. consiating-.of. a 114-6.4mdza‘half-story frame dwelling - honseorith.. • :stone basementouni two other, two-morpframe: dwell= i ltg houses. Also, a two-story fraMe house and lot of gniund,aft nate on the northwardly.ride-of Railroad;atreet. in the Norwegian Addition to the Borough of,ottaville, ton tabling in front, on said)Wroadstreel, ISM.. feet, and xtending in depth,. along a twenty-lire feet wide feet,, . - lia street, 240 feet, . . 'Also, a two-story frame honse and lot of *grouad, ad: joining the last above described lot, on the .west, con taining in front, on said Railroad etreet; lag feit, and in depth S4O feet. .. •. • - .• .- :Late the estate of William Miles, dece4a4 •. • - Terms and - conditioner of sale made known by • • -. • .SAMUEL CHRISMAN, Raetutor. EREneit.44.it :15,11t.ti1.... ' :. , • .. . _ ....._____......_ .. . . 1:-.. Valuable .-- -R6al - Estate, , - - • situate Ist kleiitiTsiawniiibip;AFterke Co.,:Pck. . .... . • "The subscribers will ptfer at Public Sale; en. ' • SATLADAY, the 15th - ,dziy.ol'Ottoker; . lB6l; . at 1 o'clock; P. AL: at. the - SC.EraiIICRER.HOFSE, In the City of,Reading;— .: • ... ." All that certain tract: of fanning land, divided in to fields of convenient size for farming purpOses,.well watered, , eittiate iu Bern Township; BerksCounty, sec , en milea, northwest of . Reading; on the State Road leading fromßeading tollarrieburg• ' adjoining lands of Bonneville Reber, John; C..iliester,Daniel Fisher. and Daniel Billman; Wad the Tulpehocken. Cieek,,contain ing 230 acreii - and" A 9 perches, more : or lees, On , • - which is erected a large two-story BRICKILaN% 5... -. SION* ROUSE. 27 by 27 feet, one-and-a-half-sto ' . Brick House, attached to the Mansion. 1.3 • by, 36 feet Stone Tenement Mouse adjoining the buildings, IS by 36 feet ; Spring R0u5e..136 story, and 12 by 16 feet. with a-never-failing spring 01 water. which' supplies all the aforesaid houses with water: large Swiss : Bern, 40 by -87 feet, with sprintrwater in the yard; Wagon, Shed ; Tlog . Stable; 15 by. 25 feet: two Corn-cribs, nearly new There arc 40 acres _of Oak Timber, and a. very large quantity of excellent limestone near the surface of the ground, and 20acres -of meadoW land. Also, a certain tract of farming land, Situate in the township and county aforesaid; divided into fields of . convenient size for farming purposes, well watered, ly ing on the State Road leading from Reading to 'Harris burg. within seven miles of Reading, adjoining lands of Levi Reber, by the afore-described farm. and.. the •TuipehOcken Creek, containing 126 acres and 53 per ches, 25 acres of which am good meadow land, and 30 acres of which ia ee'Vered with heavy oak timber.— Limestone in great quantities. on. the farm, dear. the surface of the ground, and near the Union Canal land . ing. The improvements consist of a large two-story STONE MANSION ROUSE, 31.. by 54 feet, with pump of water in the yard;'also; a .good. arch. in the yard; Swiss 8ern,,40 by SC. feet; with" water near. by; Stone ' Tenant Rouse, j X stories, 27 by 31 feet. with . water near the door ; 'Rog Stable, 15 by 25 feet, with pump of water in the building;' Swim Barn, 2.5 by 31 feet, with water nearby. Also, a large STONE MERCILLNT and • GRIST MILL. 60 by 40 feet...three stories high, on the Tulpehocken Creek, with a water-power 'of 73.4 feet, with the privilege of raising to 9 . 3i, - considered to , be the best water-power on the streani. There are two - - pairs of French Bnrrs; and machinery to put in another pair; ' one pair of 'Sandstone Choppers, all in excellent repair.' ' The machinery-in the Mill is of the'besttind, being - turned ,by Parker water-Wheels: -The Union . Canal passes by the Mill,' with a landing for loading and grain, .te,„" from the canal boats into- the Mill; by means of rope and pulley: .Abio,lf.SAW brILL, ad-- joining the Mill, turned by Parker's Water-wheels. The Mills are within 60' feet - of the'.Nfanslon House. The above properties are convenient to churches, stores, school and blackainith shops.: . . ' - ...F0r rtieulars, apply - to either cif . tha undersig ned. at 1116 ortheast corner of Sixth end Chestnut st reets, Reading; Pa...EDWIN C lIIESTER. • . " .GABRIEL O: MESTER. ALEXANDER S. WESTER, ' 34-411 - Sept. 1T...64 VAILUAELE %F i ll ESTATE . FOR Now is the time to Buy, When Gold is :High. The undersigned ctiera - for sale .a valuable FARM; situated in Black" Creek Township, Luzenie oOnnty. Said Farineoutains siartlN of •which .200 acres are improved, with two orchards- :The int=A . provements consist of a BWELLINB . 1101:SE •.;* a Bank Barb, and a Saw There is a never-failing spring of water' at the . house and barn. The soil - is - red fibale. well adapted .forrais- Ind drain; grass anti stock. There is water -in nearly every field. The cultivated part of the nit= is clear of stumps and stones, A large TAVERI'..i•STAND, 41 by 42 - feet, situated on Main • street, in .111ddleport. Schuylkill • County, • A Food location-for riutfilets. There is an Oyster Saloon in the basement.. Also, 4 lots ; 2 large Stables, and an lea House- . •. Term and conditions of sale made known by apply.. ng to , • . RUDOLPH BREISaIi : • • Ringtown P. 0., Schuylkill County: Pa. Sept. 10, '64 . . • 31.4. f • pivaLicssALE; OF BEJLI; ESTATE. . . . Will be sold at Puhrie'Vendne, on the promisee, the Pitiovring !Mark:state, bite 'the pruportyof Jacob Long acre, dem:lied, on • SATCHDLY.the Bth day of October,:lB64, A FARM, situate in West Penn. Township, Schuylkill County,' Pa , abimt 2 miles solidi of Tamaqua, contain ing four hundred •thirty-five (425) acres, snore or wijolning lands of Michael niched, John Zehner, William Sclaieffer, John 'Fetter,: Little - i Railitaad• 'Company, George " • Guldnei, and Reriben Stabler. . About.3oo acres_ thereof is first-class WOODLAND, containing, Tello* Pine, White Pine, iiemleck,' Oak,' tt.c:. 'The • re-' maindeihreteellent Farmlngland t in goof Conditien, under good fencesand has lately been well limed. • The improvements are a good Stone - Dwelling Rouse,. a Switzer. Barn, a stone Spring . Rouse, and all' 'other necessary out -buildings. • A spring of never-failing wa ter is near the 'kitchen door,. mid running . water • in nearly every deal, -11.'goed.Orehard, with an excellent variety of choke Fruit. is on the premises. " • • There is also a Saw ; Mill. suitably located on the pre mises, and two other good.WaterPowerii, .for Mills. Factories of, any kind t: all being supplied by the Little Schuylkill River. The Little Schuylkill flathead runs 'through the Western, part of the estate. The, abiove wilt be sold in the whole, or to' par* to suit purcha . . For further information apply . to .the" undersigned. residing on the premises.. ' .Sale to cOmmerice 1' &clock . , P. M .„ . of said day; .when • Contiltions viill be made known by • DAVID S. LONGACRE, SARAH LONGACRE- Administrators. 37.61. • Wirt Penn, Sept.:lo,' IFtPIIALti SI 'COURT All 80 1.11.7 T E _ ..gSTATE OF JOILN AfeCAN,LES.. deceased. - „:.JAMES. A. EILEEN-4.X, Auctionice. ' • - VALUABLE COAL LANDS IN SCHUYLKILL COUN _ . TY, PENNA. ” - Pursuant to nu' order of sale granted by the Orphans , Court of the County of Schuylkill, will be sold, with out any reservation, at Public Sale, on - • WEDNESDAY, Oita her sth, .1864, at 12 o'clOck,moon, at the MERCHANTS. - EXCIIANOE. itv the City, Of. Philadeltihia.•.the following described Real Estate of John -McCanles. 600 A.