=OE !~.. COUUTSH IP— - 7 - ; By 44 P. tEitilt: ; "Ohl Lem! nothing I briar; thee . E'orlsollett those looks of• ilisdaitg— At:e the - 5612es of ailhaioti I sins thee , .-All (loomed to be sung thee le vttin.l . ..,.. , , - - / offer thee, fairest and dearest; : A treasure; the richest I'm worth ; -r offer 'thee tore, the sincerest, _ ! The - warn:test e'er glowed upon earth!" nut the inai4en; u haughty Tool Ilinging,.; - Saiti,..'C'eace.tny compassion lo„move ; For I'm notyury FUrtial to singing., , And they re poor whose sole treasure is love I, 3fy . natne will be sounded in story--;- ' I offer thee, dearest my name; //hare fought an the proud field of glory! I,Laura, come share in ray fame. I brim; a mil that adores thee, - • Ana tares thee wherever thou art; linich thrills as its tribute it briiio thee. " Of tenderness fresh from the heart." .13 \ saiii,""6ease But the importune ; Gire.Cuyal the moll(' its srirGs; For Fames but a pitiftlffortune-- Aud hearts arc such valueless thines." Oh. Laura, foririvatif I've spoken - - Too boldly—nay tarn not away— ; . For my heart with affliction is : broken- - -, -My uncle died only to-day ! - . My_nnele, the nabob--who tended ; - My youth with eirection and cam ; lity_mtuahood who kindly befriended— • l" _ And the maiden paid , '.cVircrptiotAtineerest!„ My heart hag been your 't+ all along, _ ; Oh! - heart orall treasure: are deare , t— . - Do, ,Edward, go on Niish, yogr sonr." il3it anb'-7P4tnot',. L. MARTIN AND THE I.AWTER. We heard an anecdote of this distinguished laver a few days-ago, which we remember to have met with in print, but which is so good that do to tell again. ~ 'Martin was on' one occasion riding t&An-. napolis, in a stage coach, whicti / cras a solitary- companion a young lawyer just com mencing the practice of law. After some familiar conversation the younglawyersaid: . “Sif, you bare been remarkably successful in your prdfession—few nien have g,ained - so mangy cases—will you be good enough to communicate to me, a beginner, the secret of your wondrous success?"' do it, • young man, on one condition,. , and that is, that you defray my experts du ring my stay of a few . days at Annapolis." • ~ Willingly"replied the young man ,h opi thereby to profit greatly by tine ,communica tion. ' "The secret of my success," said Martin, "may : be discovered in this advice which._ I *now g, , itre' you, namely: Deny ctrrything and insist upon proof" • . On reaching, Annapolis, Luther: .Martin, was not very self-denying in the enjoyment pte , ented by a fine hotel ; the subStantials an&general refreshtnents were despatched in a Manner quite gratifying to mine hOst. The time for return at length came. -The young' man and Martin stood together at the bar, and demanded their respective bills. lattin's was.. enormous, but on . g,lancinff at it, he quietly handed it to the young law yer, who running his eyes over it lazil7.-, re turned it with the utmost gravity. • ...Don't you intend to pay it ?"said.Martin. " "Pay what r said the VOUITZ lawyer, ,"Why, pay this hill. Did you not promise, on the roirtedownward, that yOu Would de fray my expenses at the hotel ?" . "My dear sir," said the Y'Oung gentleman, "j deny everything,. and insist upoti_proof." Martin at once saw-that he was . eaught, and eyeing his young friend a moment or two, he said, pleasantly, "You doh% neect • any counsel from ~me, young mall, you don't need an:- counsel from 'me." DECIDEDLY GOOD. ,NVe never heard the anecdote of: the old „women and her turkeys until esterday. It is good. An old lady, resident of a neigh boring place, kept a large family of Turkeys. and, consequently, valued them very' highly. Opposite her door was a West ,India goods - store. _The man who kept it one day ernptied his of cherries, intending .to replace ;them with near. This old lidy being eco pomical, thought it a great pity to ha,ve those ;cherries wasted, and in order to have them ,saved, she would just drive over her turkeys .and let them eat them: In the course of the day the old lady thought she would look after `them and see they were in no mischief. She approached the yard and lo ! in the corner laid her. Turkeys in. one hutte.pile, dead. Yes, they were stone dead. • 'What was to be done 7 Sure, the old matron could not loose all the feathers. She must pick them, in tending to have them buried in the morning. - • Morning came, and behold, - there *ere the -turkeys- stalking about the yard featherless enough, (as may be supposed,) crying out ,quit, quit, feeling no doubt mortified that -their drunken fit has been the means of losing their coats. Poor things, if .they had said quit•before they begun, they would hot Wave best in this bad fix. We would advise all young men who arc in the habit ofdrinking, to leave ott'before they get picked; and to . those who do not,_ let every young lady say quit !LfGrr'nie/a„R;TuNtran. ' : A TRUTIIFUI, ANSWER' ' Bunkum, in..the Old North Statc' , , is un daubtedly the iceatthiesespot 0121 earth; and it was on that account that some "lower coun try gentlemen" were surprised one day .to see - vtlunkumite at work opening an 'ominous - looking "hole in the ground." Of course they, .inquired - what he was about , ?, ginga gravesir." "Digging a grave! , \Ghy; I thought people didn't die iften up );acre—do thef? "Oh no, sir—thcy Item :thc but once - Pe They never asked that . 9nestion "but once.'" " NVI:VIVING A nET. '"I will bet you a bottle of wine. that yom. shall descend from that ebair beffire Pa.s& you twice." "Done." said the gentleman, whd. seemed determined not to- obey- the summons so obe diently. "Then :stay up, until I ail: you a second titne.". - The ;,Tentlernan -having no desire to retain his Position till that: period, came down from the chair, and . the party Neon the wager,. , • 11 -7 -1 r11 , 9 a n d pers;:ons, I be lierka llti;:band and wife, being very much at variance. refeired 'their quarrel !to Mr. Bowels. Each .accused the oiher, and both declared thrm . .q.ive s to be without !.blame. Mr. I:Towels heard 'them very patieully, and then' said.--"Ty judgmezu.i.s this, let he inc macent.forgiVe the - ' gruilty.');?* • g7•2lfystfrfoui ..Knockings.—Theibilowing 4 ,‘eiegattt extract" account for all mysterious ktkockings." - : 'Where folks be.ievelq zre : p,utiwbemilviy don't bekvc—thele Arc cs th.ar. !" , "hat are you writiog such a flig, halal for Pat ?" "AV:lty, yQh see,. my:, grand motheits elate, ivritiaga long letther to her." • . 9:7'l"tro pintOmakt a quart, lut-iwo bits . make a 0 filer. - - - - • ' ' =ME ..,......:;„_-........„,__. _ .t„.:.-„,,,-- 46;_e c ,-, ' '-` - To At • a. .„...7-16.-„,?...r .-;§-, , ,..... 4. - 61' - 4 7 -` -. 34. - ;-...... , -S -_ rk . . ~ 1 t ...\•y,:t +4 %, - - "a... . , - - 4 ;i4.. 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Dr. ()BEETLE'S GALVANIO BELT and . • MAGNETIC FLUID, Is need wills the most peefeet and cettaltr success In all' . eases of ' .DEBILITY, Strengthening the weakened body, giving tone to the varioue organs, and invigorating the entire system. Also In FITS, CRAMP, PARALYSIS and PALSY,, DYSPEP SIA or INDIGESTION, ItHECINIATISM, ACUTE and CHRONIC, GOUT, EPILEPSY, LUMBAGO, DF.AF teESS, NERVOUS TREMORS, PALPITATION' OF THE HEART, APOPLEXY, NEURALGIA. PAINS in the SIDE and CHEST, LIVER COMPLAINT, SPINAL COMPLAINT, and , -CURVATURE of the SPINE, HIP COMPLAINT, DISEASES of the KIDNEYS, DEFI CIENCY OF NERVOUS and PHYSICAL ENERGY, and all NERVOUS DISEASES, a - hicli.compleints arise from one simple cause—namely, .A Derangement of the Nervous System-. NEnvous CONIPLAINTS. Dmitri and Medi. cinea increase the disease. for they weaken the vital ener— gier of the already prostrated sTstem ; while under the strengthening, lifezising, vitaliting influence of Galvan. km, via applied by this beautiful and wonderful dis covery, the exhausted patient and weakened aufferer is restored to Cornier health, strength, elasticity and rigor. - The great peculiarity and excellence of Dr.istle's Galvinla Caratlves, consists, the fact that; they arrest - and cliredisive by etawerd applieatien, in -- place of the usual mode of 'drug ging and physirking the patient, till exhausted Nature sinks hopelessly under the infliction.- They ettenethen• the whole system, eeviettre the eireida; lien' aj, the blond, rrol?anfe the sect thane, and 11tVVI eta the Slightest injury under 'any eireiimstanees. Since their introinetion in the United States, only three years since more than . 60,000 Persons including all ages, chisel awl eonilstions, among which were a 'urge number of ladies, who arw peculiarly sub ject to Nervous Complaints, have he -en ENTIRELY AND PERLIANENT.LY CURED, when all'hore of.relief had been given up, and every thing else been tried in tam! To illustrate the use of the GALVANIC DELT, suppose the case of It person &Meted with that bane of cis tliiatinrr, OVSI'I.I . FIA, or any other,Chronic or Nerv ous Disorder. in ordinary cases. Stimulants are taken, which, by their action on the hen es and muscles of the stomach, trona temi,..rary relief. but winch' leave the patient ir. a !owes state, and with truured faculties, alter* the action thus excited has ceased. Now compare this with the etricet resulting from the aprlicatiou of the GALVANIC Take,a lay speptic sufferer; even in the. worse symptoms of an attack, and simply tie The Belt around the body, name the Nlagr.etic Huai as direttte3. In a short ri - ind the perspiration will act on the poi:ltaie Ovine:it of the Eelt, thereby causing a Gal tame circulation syliLsll. will pass on to the tcgatite, and hence back• again tei the pacitise, thus keeping up a con ' tinfoil.. Galvanic circulation throughout the system Thus the most severe cases of Dl - si•Ersi.t are I I , :IiNIA- Ni.:NTLY A FEW DAYS IS OFTEN ANICLY SUFFICIENT 10 ERADLCAI'i: THE Dli , EASiti OF V EA Itia. CERTIFICATES ANL TESTIMONIALS Of the most,Cmloubted Character, From ail palte "I the Gonitry coll , l be peen, sullieient 'AI nu lire e.•lionn In Oa; it.pee! AN EXTRAORDINARY CASE, c,nclu