OLD GRIMES IS DEAD 2 ' The Orifistal Portrait Ohl Grimes is dead; lhat.tmod old Man: We ne'erE.ce him - more; Ile Jzsed to wear 'a lonz black coat uttoned down before. ." Fits heart was open a. the day— ifis reeling . ; nit were'true-- 'Lis hair wa..s Mme inelmed to grey ; lie Wore it in ainctle. Wlittue'er he-lieard tL voice of : pain Ilia breast with pity hunted- - • Thtt larze round hoed' Mott his cane: 'Fioin ivory was twed. Atill i'vcr prompt :at pity's call, - IV knew His cylrs -mei+ dark, anti rather small ; Hid nosc-was Ile lived at pence with all mankiml. - In friend. 46p he was true-- - ILL. qoat had pocket behind, ; ti pantaloons were blue. uy Ftilarmed, the: sun .which earth pollute , , ilepassetleurvlv o'er— Ile never wore. tl.trair-,..ti boots ... For thirty years„ or more: : • Bia-gwd old drote - s is now ae rest .Nor fjarsini , fortitne's. frown-- Ile wore a double tirew , ted vest, . The stripes ran up rind down. Ile-modest merits sought to find, And: pay it its de-iert— Ile had notnaliee in his mind, No ruffles mild. shirt. 114 t abusr, ' N[ as rociabie llc Wt/re hnrklo, in hi.. 5114, 'Ana chairseal Illein et-cry day. littowleizti hid 1 - rnin Ili! did init'brinz to view— • ni:ike,n Ind:, town ineedin!....- dnyi , man}' 'Ili: worldly miver But lived ca. all hi, brother, (1,0 In elt,V CIT'CUIII,2:IIICC,. Tim. t mob-nirbed be attNi.ll: ertre , Him rev!yefill ilioitient , ran— • ; .111,1 every body•,:lid Lc wa.. A tin , old Wit : oo ijuinot. ,DII. CODDLE'S UNRIVALED “SASS:' inet our old friend Capt. Coddle, D.;pr3prietor of thp"Megicati d A pple Sass," on the street to-day, •witli wafeli chain and seal hant:tin' down in front Ot 'his little around belly, and his checks shining like a new curried horse. The Sass i rapidly tilling his pocket with rocks, besides doing gobd to: his feller Men, especially those with febrile affec -lions.. 'lle Spoke with much`feeling of those who tyartrstied . the depariment of Medicine, palminjupou a gulled and taken-in .c.ommu nitv,a fictitious article. These will be prose cuted to the utmost limits' and jumping-off :place of the law, and three -such Case; are uow in Clam-cry. We notice that the 'Mi., tators are in market in full blaist: The -other, day we re4d..hil "Compound :lledicated Squasti , Jam." 43eItlemen; don't ctirryilie Medicated bUsinos too far. One s such valu able ceinedy as the Sassmav do weltenuugh, heft too much driiggitt' is injurus,to the coats of the stornach.-41BunIoon Pagan:ff.. 'OlO YOU DON'T; JUDGE.:” Setae in a Court of JuStire— , l3 - witnes.i.crase of assay!! o■ Bron tr. • Judge,,(with tliguity)—Y4tung map, dti-you tknow this,larown ?- Boy . (hooking - rouLthly at his 116 nor, and glaking his head)'—No yer don't, nulge ! .Jurige (indignantly)—\t hat do yOu mean by that, sir ? Answer tut• que.stion,—do you know this Brown ? 13oy (with 4 peculiar \vial; )—Nu don't, Juil.4e! Jude (in a rage)—An.wer me, you younu, or I will eommi;you for contempt of Court—du you know this 'Brown ?Ir -Boy Opplying his thumb to the tip of his nose, and *rizt - r,ling mysteriomdy:ltis don g,ateti fingers)- 7 -"ter can't come it, fudge! I "Nuow what yer want—yer want pie to ask Brown. and then 'yer goin to .Stori.! No vetalon't. Judge!. 11R.S. PA WriNGTON , am sorry in hear it—v.ery sorry," said 11Irs. Partin . gton ;- and her specs looked sten ' my. as if iu an'atmosphere of, tears.-,--Sorry 'll‘,r what ?" anxiously asked" Mrs. Sled. ‘i . l see by the ppers," continued "that .the Countess of Blessedness, in England, has .failed, and had to sell" her sarticles rrriu What frail creatures we are! There's no knowin' what misfortune ruay_tlriye us to: And only ,thiuk. of the printers, too t as viol' as the poor woman made the slip, they must :sit right down and tell‘of•her failing. Isn't this a hard-hearted world, 31rs. 81t4?" lllrs. Sled assented ; it seemed. to he one of those - questions that admitted of no debate', and' the 'toast and discussed instead. . CONUNDItU3IS 1. 'Why is- a mart walliinu to a like (mi . ) euileav6rimr, taprevent a kilow is Jgs!ause toward (to - ward) it. . 4. Why ~.shotil.d the SIaTS be ? npeause they Itavei studded (studied) the IltslVtli; , ert , r 111,2:p:cation. iNliy is an uuenr]u=t•d rf o nd like a goc - al Ilvdause tt is ro i d offidice , , IV: - Mir many Tireigne'r, gill 5" ohr make a I man 'RI-mannered ? roles will make rine- rood., V.'Wfiat is-- more • scdat,: n *priest ?- Oue'v,hcl . ij a . 4.iravcr. • .• kZIL' . A tiIIOSTIARISItt. . '•I crt h I WAS a ghost, United ifJ said a poor eovey, the otheras he sat sohloquizing-in the colib.`"Tliey goes where ever they pleases, toll free; they don't owe iinbody . nothing, - ,r.tud'AaV i s a cornfor:ti Who ever hrerd tell of a riSatF that had a bill, againsT a ghost, , N0b04.: They nevey buy hats, and vittals, and liquor, nor has to Saw wood and . run arratits as I do. Their shirts never g - ets dirty, nor their trousers put at the knees, as I ever hcerd tellon. Ghosts is the only independent. people I knowi. on.. I .nully wish T. was . one." Joc A - litland says he know .1 a }outh m la), every time he wishes to get a' glimpse "1 - his sweetheart, has to "holler Tie" right under her window. In ihe aim-in - of-the mo— ment, she plunges her head out of the win-. ilow, and eirlainis "where ?" when he poeti cally slaps _himself (qt' the b()som . : =and ex claims: "here my llangelina."' is:nt it ? ' Truth.—" Do— you ,ancan to . in , Anuate that I lie, sit'?" exclaimedia fierce koking, Inuitaehioed gernletnan4 toa raw :Yankee, who hinted some slight skepticism as to one of his toughest statem ent s,! ,"Nro -mister, not _at all -I -only o' strike's Inc that you are 'tarnal sann'"of Irrah. • , - fr - 711. 7 10 , 71• a Carl refuses you, as.cturie lihilOsophical air, and tell leer oil ~ are glad only made the proposal to win two Ixiatles of champagne and an otster sup per ;you .11 - ad ./ct tvith a friend, who had "thought you.hlid not spunk rnough to talk matrimony to a tdrmagarit. Theni7s . um. • 1771.51.cic Z,cla.,• did "you into;" the United States have , been in the habit of encouraging and acknowled4in,g tOrif.?" "Certitinty not, Stipon, wkat kind of tones i" 416:7-Atones. • . Sherttrs Sales•of (teat'Estate. .of Dr. Wilson It Tweed._ contatalng Itewidth twenty two feeesiv anther, and iii length one hundred `DT Virtue of several - Writs of Venditioni Exponas _L) vul Levan Faciati; fssued out of the Court of and eighty fret, and being the same promises which COMMOW Pleatiof Schuylkill county, and $o m ! (Wert- Japes M.Beatty,and Elizabeth: his' wife, by Deed ' e.l. will tte,exposed to Public Sale nr N'endue, on SAT..' dated the Ist day ef April, 1845, and reeotded in Schuslkill county on the 19th day of March;lB4A, in FRDAY. the Ist day of large , ts:,o, at 10 o'clock, A. . ~ • ikl- at ville: - 1. , . the h°4-6e of IIEN " GEIS, in the nnmngh of Deed Book. tin. :S. pare 490, granted and conveyed to Enoch W, MciGinnes, his heirs POtti . - me - 'it and assigns, with thrrimproMlntents, eon- Ail that certain lot of piece of rum nd.sltuate in the , ~.. . borOugh of ...11 tnersville. Schuylkill cntinty, bounded , oili:.; sistlug of a Two Story Itridg Ibn - citing • : -.. (louse, nith a Two SIMI Brick Kitchen at • • ' in rfOl.t by Sunbury street, on the rear by ' ; tached..and a Frame Stable. Seized and • ..:' lands of 7.3.5e01i -leanest. on the .C3St 6110 T. ••••• •of Patrirk Donahough- rniiiiin i ng i n I taken in Execution., and.to be sold as the inoperty of _ ._ '''".:P.S. n ••••1116 . width 25 feet and In 141.1011 depth 150 feet. Mop. or leas. with the appurtenance... consist -Inc of a Twn Story frame Dwelling House, late the estate of JAMES GONDREN. Also, all that Curt.llii lot Or piece of groom' sit Oa to in.ithe borough of !•litiersville, Schuylaill county. lipunded is front by the Mine Hill and Srhastkril . Haven ILlilrnad. in the rear by the West - " ''''....../. Branch, on the nest by lot of James Fox, •••• "I and on the south by lot of Georae ftec - -e. II " r containing in frnnt abort 69 feet, and in 11 1 -• -... dmith about 210 feet, with the appurte nance,, consisting of a Tit n Story frame Dwelling liodse, and frame Stable, late the estate of NI. S. GEBI.CfI. Alm. nil that certain Int or piece 01 ground. situate in rott and Patterson's addition to the borough of Pottst , ille, iiclttilkill county • bounded northwardly by East Norwegian, eastwardly by property or Sam uel R. Lewis, 'lt tn.flVardly'hy propeitv of —, . and. southwardly . IV lot of Foster. i , of' containing in front.'3o teet and in droll 1 •••• ; ITI feet, with the appurtenances. con- 1 :1.... I I -... tufting, of a Double Two, Story Frame , _... . - Dwellwg House, with a one and a half Story Frame Kitchen attached, and a Frame Stable, late the estate of JOHN L. :MARTIN. Alin, all that certain lot or Mere of grmind,4Rnate _ln the borough of Tamaqua. lichtlylkallcounia , be ed eastwardly by Hewer street, northwardly by 1.14 ,, of Neal McNeal, southwardly by lot o sr . nee. Meloney, and westwardly . by land' •••• i of the Catholic Church, containing forty iißy a / ...... fret In front and one hundred and ninety .... • reel in depth, ts Rh the appurtenances ; \ ry„hil e Sale of LOIS --' -- enni - istu.,... of a Double T. 0 Story I . ' '' - ------ - ra ' ne 1 "IN 1E TOWN OF TREVORTONs Honor; with o hast molt story, l as the property of - I JOIIN GALIAGIIIiit , 0 rtlatirt . l . /, tray 2S, ISX). ' Also, all that Leman, farm or tract of land otimic inl ri'REVORT N iii snuated ot Zerbes cap. F. miles 1, Porter township, Schny Kill County, I from chant an, 12 miles tinni Sunbury, aid 12 *a t . . bounded by land of Jacob HATA. Elwin , 2 males f the Su. itelitiina River. in Northumber- Ii•• • • ' Ter SCr 1,1 and others, containtii: forty I land (,ouaty. Pa.. Otlt 4 11 miles from 'tarot/bine. , / , 18 ~..., three ac, ri. - note or less, with thrtanpur• and one day 's ride frtati Philadelphia. It is satiated ~ ......L _ to al . , s. • otto-ting of a OneSto - rx. Log 1 of that important Gap In the inotint.tin,that conuna Tula m. 0...., I Log Stable, late the estate, of 1 the inte.a Western .m' of the (mit Coal Vattey of the ( fIRI , TI AN II A-Ell 1 t.lt 3 , 1 slismokin Basta It ,oistains to the Stminok in Coal Aho-y an that lot or p.,•ce nt ermind silliil4.'in the t 11151110 , iiiillar relation to that of P01i0.% ille to the borough of Pnt I, d'e. - , .,hit‘ il., ill entinty... rnei 1111111 g ( S ! )1113 iktii ...hvil Fieht. 111. 11 Idtli 2,1 6 .1, and in tleptai 711 met, , 'Treetyrton is at the termination of the Trevrirlon ...t.vlie t more or hoot, bootee.! nn the west by lea , and Multanny Railroad, now about no be plan et! under ••• • of Mrs. Cox. in front by canon hilt •treet. e.t.a rat t, which t 'mower: t his estenster Coal lkissn lilt ~ c- .. . , ,,. on 1110 east by Int of Win. P. GI is -mit rr, i with the Susquehanna Ito.er, and thus open • that fl y---.. ' anti in the rear by lot of Fran( is Kline, . Coal Rosin for market. ei It h the anpurt.llll.ll”), C 1111.1.11117. ofd A re,-,hl• Railroad ly Comptet• 41. one or to, 1111111onf Tit it Start Frame Dw, !ling House, late the c•tole of or or tuns or e0.,1 00., to, taken to market anotially. 51 1, -r.. 4 P IltltEr. 2 -711 e. St Initlk ill 111. in hi victiti!‘ of P0n...1011.. A I.n. all that certain lot or piece tat zrnit rid, •it not e.. has a p o pulation of at ylan, 1111 d ine town of l'ottivele in the ton ii of Ti tallow, Schuylkill county, bounded 1 about 7,(.011, and About one and a half n 61110115 too, or ,0,,,ii, by Main-or. ,t. ~ e,t by Pine !tree', edict by lot rital i. e.etit ..Inn It In market at'unally . of Cialle.rder, and-north by an alley. contain- :If _Woe° n t illinna of 101,4 of rt.:II are sent down to in: en from 3. 1 6.4 t. and in depth 130 feet, late the es , i Market Gobi Tearoom), the (7nal liat-iii anti vicinity of tat, of dtitlN IztrODY: I Tres - noon sill have 1 population or 1.06110, and the Alb°, .01 that I ert..itt Trac t or p t ee n of _Land situate 1 IQ, aof Trevorton about sor 10,000 With soh a M !... In Noith •tilltetin lownnltip, Sam, kill l prod/ire of final, the :mount hf money circulated in ~ totitos..l.l)oning lands of Sonnet Stem, 1 trevorion, and the vicinity, will amount to several :.••• ' Philtly narin rt. Inlil D. Deiltert. and 1 indium. of 4lnlttiry ' . 1 i 4; L :::..- ollit rt.. 4 mit anima ;3 :if..., lllOre or li ..., ' The original it0..1 4.f littq 111 Polfiledle • Were very .2.trl . non rite appurtenances. conaistner. tit a . Itlei, 'anent:: front fifty to one hundred and firiy doi. Two st”ry 5,,,,,.. 1), «01117. 111,14 e, ant/ larit ; nont they range fioni five hundred to direr , Stove Barn, I tn. the r•tatent .1 .%colt FRI DERICK ' thottsand Molars In Mimosa Ole, lots nhirli five I At..., all ter tindienled one' fourth I, trt of all 0, 1 . gears nen sold at one litt(utred dollar., now sell for 2 erotism tract of volt land. n oli the 'fixtures nmi in,. I (pen de- hundred to two tlionsa ad dollass. Such has , proven,. tits thereon, sitixt9 l in Branch ton n.h t p. always 1 Schuylkill conmv, h•outdo! by lands now nr late nf . in Mining TIM tis. raillyinan and l'hrling. Itirtiard - Jiirk•rt, Pattiel IT The unusually favorable pot.ition of Trevortnn, Helmet, and the Delaware Cool Company, roptalmno Must make it one of the largest and most flourishing nin.-ty seven arr.,. and fourteen perches, late the Mtning TIM liA iu the Stine. , estate of .14."61.11 Firitn T AVI.OO. • The proceeds of the sales of lots will be oppropria . Also• all iltit re lot Or W ..R I Were Of ground. U:9e led Innards t los - coustrint ion or the Railroad, and the in.rhe tonal or New rioi-ototpt,i3, !Mahe town:hi lt . ' lot. ran he paid for 111 Illott on Ille Railroottor mate t'll.',“ It'd' emote, off the ” "len "9 the 14 II lo lot of II m ;th rink for the s to. tit in provetion. tar produce of e le. Ilfarnell, on the %Net-, by lot of Wetheoll & Co . on ; kind that ittett be 0+,41 in flit. condi rheum; or the Rail .'the south by the rivet •-'etnty MM. and o n 1 rand ; or if . not paid iti this way. then one-fourth in islyir._ th, n or „I t 1.,4 he S. I t o, 'kat V a lh.y • ,,,,,,,t . , etn.ll 111 thirty days, and the balanCe 111 three tqual :••• - , rolifit mini! rat frnitt 120 t, et stud to depth ii I% Melds of .it. Wl'''. and II"'IVe Ill"nitIl' . . 1111 ....*,. an •••• 1, more nr let_, Ann /lie a pi11 1) 1, , Po r, li.sse-n lei lots in Tresorion , nho n • len to pay - tot rt•- 4.1,11.11D7. of a TWo Slot y 'EA, e r t , , 11.11• Eli tit 111,1.11 , 0 r tol the n011r0.1.1. ls :II Ite entitled 1 0 ilmz-e. partly Irani.' otyJ putty ..nib e , I ter. ive oni_ half t h eir IN ages Ili r.llll, 1111 IliC hos are and fr., .11.1 . 41.1 paid for. ' Also, 111 that cettrtn lot t•r piere "1 - 2 nulls& Ailnale 1 Sale In rOt111111•11Ce ill 111,10• i ter li. A. M. in the ton to.liiti and itotint t aforeSalil. lothildr.l.,lo- • M MONTGOMERY 1111VVD, Agent nattily :.y hti of Xliehael Fix. we-t teardiy by lot nt / Tres orton• 5/..V. EL is:.,o - tO-2t Jol ti rolls glom, soutlis i ; ardly by the Val 1 e• •