a 111 II 13 ltlilpilt9s. Gong. pcs, I'm in love t' I feel It now, • . And Mary has undone me; And yet I'M swear. I can't tell bow -Tbd pleasing plague stole o'er me f`Tis not her , fete thaelove creates, • Fur there nogracel revel: 'Tie not her Hum to thu_„"?c fates Ifaqre rather been anpvo; , .. , . "I'is not bet air—tor. Onie In that • . ' - - Theresnothing wore than common: . .i . - And nil .her erne is only chat, 4: : Like any alter •vi-oinun. • • Tier voice:her tot:eh:bight give the th' alarm= 'Tis botit.'perhapa--nr neither; - - *-•• in ohm!, 't Is they provoking charm,' Of Mary ali together. A NEW AURICIII„,TUttAL WRINKLE . A funny story is told of an old friend of ours-- one who, sick and tired of the Care and bustle of city life, has retiiedinto.the country and "gone to farming," as the saying 11. Eli; land,. slf , eitwetl situated and commsriding sundry romantic tiroi, pects, is not so particubity fertile ra some we iv re seen, and requires scientific culture and liberal manuring, to induce on abundant y teld. So• 'lima, by way. of exidanation 'Once upon a time, so the story, books say, our • friend, being,ort a :holt vkit - te mil; city, out an auction •ollc down town, and It so happen. d that they v,ere selling damaged sriu4ages at Mei' time. There were some 8 or4U barrels of men, and they were •-juil going at fifty cents a b.Ar,::," 'when, the a,u . cynecr, with ell apparent terept.:- Ile.sg; remarked that they were worth mole than that to nirmul'e land with.. Bete tvus an tea. for our farmer friend. -Sixty-two a.,(1 u bah," said our friend.. 4 15ixty'-tWo and a half-,—g,oing at sit ty-two amt half—gMie !" Our friend 'got theiji—and how:lo get them to his country Slat as tinickiy as poss;ble, was his first movement, for it 'yids then planting tin t * and :the sausages,; to use 6 conorion expression, I,4eie _ , .setting no better fa'st," and it true desirable to have them under groUnd as soon es possible. • Ile was about to Okla a field of several acres'ot corn—the soil of the pine woods specie.4'; and :co here was 'SS: plutio for this new experiment, in agriculture, this new wrinklo in the seielice of geoponiee. One ••link'' oil sausage being deemed amply suf ficient, that antount eras placed in each hill decotn ponied by the usual number of-kernels of cxjnand an occasional pumpltin-seed and all were nicety - , covered nverTinthe u et, le. ' Now, preinising• that several days have elapsed slam the cora was 121..tutell, the4equel of the 3101} shalt be told in,a dialgue between our fr,end end ono.uf his nehlilhosA . • Neighbor.=\V ell friend,„'have you planted your corn'. Filcuf./.-4_sy.waial days since. • Neighlor,'=is it up•yerl F. r i m i.—....U p ! yes; up and gone, the most of it. ' ,Nrigiib - iii.—iiolv is that. , friend..-Well, yob :A. e I bought a kit of darn aged sausages in Orleans, the other day, the auc tioneer eaying they would Make excellent Manure., if nothing dm. 1 ell, wlo-tt I planted my own, ge .i I put a sausalf!ach hill. borne days utter 1, 'wards - , I went out t the field to see how nay corn was coming on, and a pretty piece of buiness I have made of trying agricultural experiin. nts.--• Ne;ghbo.—NV hy , what is the matter I - • Friend.-Matter ! why the ti etching I saw.up- on rcachin4 the iieldilYLLs thc-- 7 , 7 ,—10t of 'dogs, diggn_T and rcratching all ? ever it! There wore my Jugs, and yotir dogs, and all -the neigh hors' be,:ide - s about thrsq...lkundreS'i:nnige dogs I never 141 my eyes on before, and every one . hard at it after the buried sausagei. Some how or other, the rascally whcips had scented out the h,u siness and t,ey have dug up every hill by this • time. • If I could vet every one of diem ori tnat auctioneer I'd be satisfied.—Nsta Orleans ItTissiin s Junr.—Our friend V. 1.. cham bers, tyfls a capital little story of a Dr. Somebody, resid it in Columbus, Geo. T o .DUctur had betp.to a champaigne 'frolic;• and mniu home, late at night, "as tight as a tick."' His tife had gone to bed, pad the Doctor undress ed an stood before the lire en chemise, enjoying its warnigt: His 'Wife perceiving that he was slightly.....nio worse fur weaC.Called to hint, to coma to bed .and - not fall into the fire. ..Stop, my dear," said the doctor, who was ex periencing that. fellnatloll of universal rotation com mon after a debauch'--'atop my ile'ar; -- I'll get in 03 soon au the bed gets round here." , Presently he stretched out his aims to `make a jump but the bed seemed to whirl by him, Und he paused for another chince. Again the bed swam round to him, and he made a tremendous plunge et it, but he found himself in a distaitt (Miner_ of the.rOomlratead of on the feathers. "Well f riow, my dear, said he, rubbing his head, "did you ever see any thing whiz by so quick 7 Just as leas* try to jump into a rail car under full headway'!' ; !;, So the Doctor commenced chasing the bed "on all fours," and by dint of hard "com ing," succeeded in getting between the sheets. ' i IVeturnpka ll'itig. - SIGN ITURLS TO PETITIONs. A waggish friend in nu( ;:grpeery," remarking . upon the ease . with which naines are obtained to petitions, twide • a het of tho "oysters" that in an hour he could get :fifty names to a petition asking the Legista -‘, ture to hdng all the- Nelergymin in this city. every• signer of Vhich should be la cLurch member. He and insetted in large letters c►rrrax. yt7giftilM t.NT. The big letters all\tuak : •• down Went the names,. taking it for granted that they were asking the repeal of the law Legalizing 'mutt/cr. The bet eras - won ha the xag. fasted the eyb.ters.-,-(Ez, Paper. CuiCkEN-lEIATED.—Two fellows, after drink. in; any quantity of egg-nozg, haying disputed. one of them propos., d to iteme the difficulty by an appeal , to prowpre., or a.gtan t of tht• -bum-11,a fives."' The other demurred ihe shower) the white feather, though previously known to be a fellow of good pluck. • _ "Oh! I know how it is wid him," said a cah man—ajurenile knight, of the whip—who was presen4 ',do fellow has drunk so :ouch of dot egg'," no;;, and de rgg scux so ancient, dot Le has come chida 21-licartrd . 1 " 1 l'ilAucrt or lixe.-11