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AID 1MB tOkCBMBT OS H Laws. EDITOR AXD PROPRIETOR. promptly in advance. No subscriptions dis continued until all arrearages art paid, unless VOLUME IIVII, NO. 3 MIFFLINTOWN, JUNIATA COUNT!, PENiVA JANUARY 15, 1873. WHOLE NUMBER 1349. at the option of the publisher. business fobs. JOUIS K. ATKINSON, A.ttoin3y at Xa-iv, MIFFLISTOWX, TA. fcBrCulUcting and Conveyancing promptly attended to. OIGca on Bridge street, opposite the Court llouse Square. JOUEttT McMEEN, - ATTORNEY AT HAW, MIFr LINTOWN, PA. Office on Bridge street, in the room 'ornierly occupied bf Eira 1. Pari er, Esq. ,j y B. LOCDEJ1, ' O. MIFFLINTOWN, PA., Offers his services to the cit'tens of Juni ata eounty as Auctioneer and Venduo Crier. Charges, from two to tea dollars. Satisfac tion warranted. nov3, ''j'J o YES! O YES! H. H. SNYDER, Perrysville, Pa., Tenders Ms services to the citizens of Juni ata and adjoining counties, as Auctioneer. Charges moderate. For satisfaction give the Dutchman a ehai.ee P. U. address, Port Ksyal, Juuiata Co., Pa. Feb 7. '72-1 y 1)11. P. C. KUSDIO, PATTEUSON, FENNA. August 18, 1809-tf. THOMAS A. ELDER, M. 1)., Physician and Surgeon, IIIFFUXTOWN, PA. Ofee Lours i A. M. to 3 P. M. Office in ISelford's building, two doors above the Sen timet office, Bridge street. augl8-tf jyj B. GAKVElt, Msopailiic Physician an! Snrpn, Havine located in the borough of Thompson town. o.Ters his professional services to the citizens of that place and vicinity. Office In the room recently occupied by Dr. Sorg. fjnne VI, ",2-it HOil.EOPATMC PHYSICIAN & SURGEON HavinK permanently located in tha Borough of MiSinlown, offers his profeksioual tervieea to the citizens of this place and surrounding ceantrr. Office on Main street, over Beidler's Drug Store. fang 18 l9-tf Dr. E. A. Simpson Treats all forms of disease, and may be con sulted as follows: At his office in Liverpool Pa., every SATURDAY and MOXIMT ap pointments can. he D.ade for other days. ISjarCall on of addresB JR. P.. A. SIMPSON, den 7 Liverpool, Perry Co., Pa. QEST1UI. tX.UM AGESCV, JAMES M. SELLERS, 144 SOOTH SIXTH SIKEKT, rillLADf.LFHIA. a Bounties, Pensions. Baal; Pay, Horse Claims, State Claims, Ac, promptly collected. Ko cbaree fur information, nor wben money ji not collected. ocfJ -tf ATTENTION ! -pv WID WATTS most respectfully announ U ces to the public that he is prepared to furnish HOOL BOOKS AND STATIONERY at reduced prices. Hereafter give hi.n a call nthisOLl STAND, MAIS St., MIFFLIN. Oct 25-tf IX PEHRYSVILLE. DR. J. J. APPLEBAUGII has established a Drug and Prescription Store in the aove-named place, and keeps a general as sortment of If RUGS AXD MEDICIXF.S, Also all other articles usually kept in estab lishments of this kind. Pure Wines and Liquors for medicinal pur poses. Cigars, Tobacco, Stationery, Confec tions (first-class). Notions, etc., eie. fay-The Doctor gives advice free JEST CIG AUS IN 1 OWN Ilollobaugh's Saloon. Two for 5 cents. Also, the Fre-hest Lager, the Largest Oysters, the Sweetest Cider, the Finest Domestic Wines, and, in snort, any thing you may wish in tha EATING OR DRINKING LINE, at the most reasonable prices. . He has also refitted his BILLIARD HALL, to that it will now compare favorably with any Hall in the. interior of the State. June 1, 1870-ly WALL PAPER. Rally to the Place where you can buy . your Wall Paper Cheap. rfMIE undersigned takes this method of in X forming the public that he has just re ceived at his residence on Third Street, Mif flintown, a large assortment of WALL PAl'EU,- ef various styles, which he offers for sale CHEAPER than can be purchased elsewhere in the eounty. All persons in need of the above article, and wishing to save money, are invited to call and examine his stock and hear his prices before going elsewhere. BLarge supply constantly on hand. SIMON BASOM. COAL, Lumber, Fish, Salt, and all kinds of Merchandise for sale. Chestnut Oak Bark, Railroad Ties, all kinds of Grain and Seeds bought at the highest market prices in cash or exehangedwfor merchandise, coal, lumber, &c, to suit customers. I am pre pared to furnish to builders bills of lumber just as wanted and on short notice, of either oak or yellow pine lumber. NOAH HERTZLER. Janl Port Royal, Juniata Co., Pa. A Large assort ment of Qnsensware, China ware. Glassware, Crockery ware, Cedar ware, &c, fer sale cheap by TILTEN t ESPENSCIIADE S. WHOLESALE HMtBWARE STOKE, O t a CRYSTAL PALACE BUILDING, - IIFFLITOWNj PA.f Invites attention to his Large Stockof HARDWARE, HOI MB MILS, Which are now ready for inspection, consisting of the most de sirable Goods ever brought to Juniata county. SKATES. KXIVES. FORKS. POCKET CUTLERY. - - PLATED WARE. OILS, PAINTS, GLASS, STOVES AT GREATLY to make room "757" stll Faper Cost. J52r Agent for Fouse's IXL Horse and Cattle Powders. A SplenSi Issortosnt of GOODS from nM. to Select Ciirista Presents. Deo. II. lT2-tf JUA'IATA VALLEY BANK OF MIFFLIXTOV PENN'A. JOSEPH J'OMKKOY, PrwiJeat T. VAN UlYLN. Cahiiiet. MHiCTORS. Joseph Ponieroy, 'John .1. Patterson, Jerome Thompson, iGeorge Jacobs, John ISalfbaoh. Loan money, receive Jeposits, pay interisi on lime deposits, bny anil sell com and Um ed States Bonds, cunh ooupons and checks. Remit money to any part of the United States and also to Ens-land, Scotland, Ireland and Germany. Sell Revenue Stamps. In sums of $200 at 2 per ocnl. discount. In sums of $VK)at '2k percent, discount. In sums of $10(10 at 3 per ceift. discount. mi GREAT EEDUCTI03 IN THE PieiCES OF TEETH! Full Upper or Lower Sets as Low as $5.00, No teeth allowed to leave the office unless the patient is satisfied. Teeth remodeled and repaired. Teeth filled to last for life. Toothache stopped in live minutes without extracting the tooth. Deutal work done for persons without them leaving their homes, if desired. Electricity used in the extiaction of teeth rendeting it almost a painless operation, (no extra charge) at the Dental Oifice of G. L. Derr, established in Mifilintown in 18(10. G. L. DERR, Jen 2-1, 1872-ly Practical Demist. C. UOTIIliOClC, VEX TIST, e-AJitervillc, Pcuna., FFKI1S his profcsssonal services to the uiiblic in general, in both branches of his profession operative and mechanical. First week of every month at Kichfield, Fro mont and Turkey Valley. Second week Liverpool and Wild Cat Tal ley. Third week Millerstown and Kaccoon Valley. Fourth week at his office in M'Alisterville. Will visit Mifflin when called on. Teeth pnt up on any of the bases, and as liberal as anywhere else. Address by letter or otherwise. flic Place for Good Grape-vines IS AT THE Juniata ITalltji Dhuprbs, AD ORAPE-VLE JiCRSEBI. 'lHE undersigned would respectfully in J. form the public that be las started a Grape-vine Nursery about one mile northeast of Mifflintown, where be has been testing a large number of the different varieties of Grapes, and having been in the business for eeven years, he is now prepared to furnish VINES OF ALL THE LEADING VARIETIES, AND OF THE MOST PROMISING KINDS, AT LOW RATES, by the single vine, dozen, bundrei or thou sand. All persons wishing good and thrifty vines will do well to call and see for them selves. lis!" Good and responsible Agents wanted. Address, JONAS OBERHOLTZER, Mifflintown, Juniata Co., Pa. Meat ! Meat ! HE undersigned hereby respectfully in--L forms the citizens of Mifflintown and Patterson that his wagon will visit each of these towns on TUESDAY, THURSDAY and SATURDAY mornings of each week, -when they can be supplied with Choice Hoof; Veal, Intton, JLrialfl, Sco., during the summer season, and also PORE and SAUSAGE in season. I purpose fur nishing Beef every Tuesday and Saturday morning, and Veal and Mutton every Thurs day morning. Give ma your patronage, and will guarantee to sell as good meat as the country can produce, and as cheap as any other batoher in the connty. SOLOMON S1EBER. A fYt? (ttu i IRON, STEEL, NAILS, 4C. REDDC28 RATES, for other goods. D. P. PATSTE. Crystal Palace. - Crystal Palace. The First, The Best, The Cheapest, The Largest Stock of Sootls IN THE. COUNTY, To Offer to the Public AT THE VERY LOWEST PRICES. Just Received from Eastern Markets. Seeing Tlicin will Guarantee You Satisfaction. OnbLLLl & MitAlDAUbn. NEW CRYSTAL PALACE BUILDING, MIFFLINT0 WIT, PA. Oct. 8, 1872. NEW DRUG STORE. BANKS & HAMLIN, Main Street, Mijjlintoicn, Pa. DEALERS IN ' DRUGS AID BENCHES, Chemicals, Dye Stuff, Oils, Paints, Varnishes, Glass, Putty, Coal Oil, Lamps, Burners, Chimneys, Brushes, Infants Brushes, Soaps, Ilair Brushes, Tooth Brushes, Perfumery, Combs, Hair Oil, Tobacco, Cigars, . Notions, and Stationary. Large variety of PATENT MEDICINES, selected with great care, and warranted from high authority. . Purest of WISES AS1) LIQUORS for Medi cal Purposes. (-PRESCRIPTIONS componnded with great eare. male i il- ly New Lumber Yard. Patterson, Pa. BEYER, GUYER & CO. Have orened a Lumber Yard in the bor ough of Patterson, and are prepared to fur nish all kinds of Lumber, such as Siding,' Flooring, Studding, Paling, Shingles, Lath, Sash, &c, in large or small quantities, to suit cus tomers. Se!1. Persons wanting Lumber by tha ear- load can be supplied at reduced rates. BETER, GUYER & CO. George Gosben, Agent. Pattarson, May 15, '72-tf GO to tbe Juniata Sistinil Job Printing Office for all kind of Plain and Fancy Printing JPoetry. "The Best islet to Come." BT JOH t. BKID. While waiting on the bed of death, Befor the last expiring breath Before the golden bowl had broke, The godly man in triumph spoke : Sweet words of faith for'all to hear, Sweet words the Christian's heart to cheer : 'God hat blessed my earthly home, But oh ! the beit it yet to com ."- The glory yet to be revealed To human eyes'U ever sealed ; The bliss supreme the rapture tweet When Jesus and His children meet ! An antepast at times is given, A foretaste of the joys ot heaven,. While we as pilgrims journey home But oh ! "the lett it yel to tome ."' Send the glad message for abroad. That we shall se, our risen Lord ; . - That wben we quit this house of clay, The soul shall never know decay; A spark from God that must return A light that shall forever bnrn, And brighter shin when we get home. Bat oh ! "the bett it yet to come I" near it, ye mortals here bolow, Whosa sighs and toars in silence flow ! Hear it, ye racers for tha prize, Yet mant ion seekers in the skies ! The Invisible is drrwing near The city's gates will soon appear : 'Come unto me" no longer roam 'The bat vf all it yet to come.'" Select Story. Marking a Convict. 1 liad served twenty five years on board au East Indiaman, and for the last ten years had commanded the Belle, one of the finest crafts that ever floated. 1 was an old sea dog, ana u.ia dwelt so long on salt water that I felt almost a hatred for the land. On the 20th of October, 1S24, I re ceived orders to put myself in readiness for Cayenne. I was to transport seven ty fiveeoldiera and a convict. I haT or ders to treat this individual well, and the letter I had received from the directory enclosed another, with a huge red seal, which I was ut to open until between 27 and 23dt'g west longitude, that is, just before wc were about to cross the line The letter was a long packet, so well clufcj on every side that it was impossi- to catch tbe slightest glimpse of its con tents. I am not naturally superstitious, but there was something in the look of the letter that I did not altogether ' tike, though I could- giva no reason why. However, I carried it into the cabin, and stuck it uuder the gloss of a little En glish clock, which was fastened above mc. , I was busy fixing the letter uuder the clock, when who should come into my cabin but the convict and bis wife ! This was the first time I had seen either of them, and I may say that a more pre possessing couple I never met. The women was scarcely more than fifteen, and as handsome as a picture ; while the husband was an intelligent, magnifi ccntly formed man, on whose features nature had never written "villain.'' II is crime, to be plain, was the mis fortune, of being a hundred years ahead of his age. He and others had attempt ed something which our government call- -Mcath. It therefore occasioned me con siderable wonder that he should be plac ed under my charge but more of this afterward. lie had, as I said, his wife hanging on his arm. She was as merry as a bird ; she looked like a turtle dove coo ing and nestling beneath his great wing. Before a month had passed over our heads I looked upon them as my own children. Every morning I used to call them into my cabin. The young fellow would sit writing at my table, that is to say, at my chest, which was my bed. He wonld often help me at reckoning, and soon learned to do better than I could. I was amazed at his ability. His yonng wife would sit upon one of the round stools in my cabin woiking at her needle. One day we were all three- sitting in this way when I said : "Do yon know, my young ones, as it seems to me, wc make a very pretty fam ily picture ? Mind I don't mean to ask questions, but may. be you have not much money to spare, and you are both of you, as I think, too handsome to dig in tbe burning aun of Cayenne, like many a poor wretch before you. It's a bad country a bad country, take my word for it I, who have roughed it through tempest ond sunshine till I've the skin of a rhinoceros, might get along there ; but you I am afraid of you. So, if you should chance to have -a bit of fool ish friendship fot your poor old captain, I'll tell you what I'll do I'll get rid of this old brig ; she's not much better than an old tub, after all ; ao I'll settle myself down there with you, if you like. You see I have not a living soul in the world to care for, or that cares for me. I want relations, I want a Lome, I want a family. I should like to make my home with you, my pretty ones. What say ye 7" They said nothing at all, but sat look ing, first at eacli, other and then at me, as if they doubted whether they under stood what I said. At last the little bird threw her arms around my neck and cried like a baby. "But," said she, suddenly pausing, "you haven't looked at the letter with the big red seal."' "Hang it !" I exclaimed, it had slip ped my mind entirely." With a cold, dreadful sensation, I went to my chest to see where we were. I found that we had several days remain ing before we should reach the proper longitu le fur opening the letter. Well there we stood, all three of us looking np at the letter as if it could have spoken to u.i. As it happened the sun was shining full upon the great staring ted seal of the letter. I could not help fancying it looked eometbing like a big monster, an ogre's face, grinning from the middle of the fire ; it looked hor rid. 'Could not one fancy,' said I, to make them laugh, "its great big eyes were staring out of its head ?'' 'Ah, my love,' said the wife, "It looks like blood." "Pooh, pouh !' said her husband, tak ing her arm under his, "it looks like a letter of invitation to a wedding. Come come, leave the letter alone if it troubles you so. Let's go to our room and pre pare for bed." And off they went. They went npon deck and left me with that beast of a letter. I remember that I kept looking at it a? I smoked my pipe ; it seemed to fix its great red eye Upon mine, fascinat ing like the eye of a serpent. It was red, wide, raw, staring l.ke the maw of a fierce wolf. I took my great coat and huug it over both clock and letter aud went upon deck to Suish my pipe. We were now in the vicinity of Cape dfJWrde Islands the Belle was run. ning before a fair wind at the rate of ten miles an hour. It was a splendid tropi cal uijjht, the stars large aud shining ; the tnoon rising above the horizon, as largo as a sun of silver, the line of ocean parting it, and long streams of bare, eh:mmer'ng light falling npou the waves, which, as they biioke, sparkled like jew els I sat npou the deck smoking my pipe, aud locking at them. All was still, except the footfall of the officer of the watch, as Le paced the deck gazing, as I was, upon the shadow of the vessel, stealing over the silent water. I luve silence and order I hate noise and confusion. The lights should all have been extinguished by this time ; but wheu I looked upon the deck I thought I saw a little red hue of light beneath my feet. At another time ar.a .place this would have made mo' angry ; but knowing that the light came from tbe cabin of my little deporltt, I determined to see what they were about. I had only to look down 1 coul l see into the cabiu from the skylight. The young girl was npon her knees, she was saying her prayers. A lamp swinging from the ceiling lighted her room Siie had on a long white night dress, and her fair, golden hair floated over her ehnulders, and aljiost touched two little bare feet which were peeping from under her white dress, so pretty. I turned away ; bnt pshaw ! said I, I am an old sailor ! What matters it I, So I stayed. The husband was sitting npon a little trunk, bis head resting upon his hands, looking at h er as sbe prayed. She rais ed her face to heaven, and I then saw that her eyes were filled with tears. She looked like a Magdalene. As she rose he said : "Ah, my sweet Laurette, as we ap proach America, I cannot help being anxious I do not know why but I feel that this voyage has been the happiest part of our lives." "So it seems to me," she answered. "I only wish it might last forever." Suddenly clasping his hands in a trans port of love and affection, he said : 'And yet, my little aegel, I see you cry when you say jour prayers, and that I- cannot stand, for I know what eauses it, and then I fear you muet re pent what you have done." "Repent," she said, in a sad, rebuking tone. "Repeut of having come with you. Do think because I have been yours only such a verj short time, that I should not love you 1 Was I not your wife ? ow can you be sorry that I should be with yon, to live with you if you live, and to die with you if yon are to die t" The young man began to sigh, strik ing the floor impatiently with hit. feet, while he kissed repeatedly the little hand and arm which she was holding out. "Ah, Laurette, Laurette ! When I think if our marriage had been delayed only five days, that then I Bhould have been arrested and transported alone, I cannot forgive myself." At this the little one stretched out her round, white arms, clasped his bead, pressed hia forehead, his hair, his eyes, smiling like a cherub, and murmuring all sorts of woman's fend things. I was quite' afircted, -and considered it one of the prettiest scenes I had ever witness ed. "And besides, we are so very rich, too !" said he, burstiug out laughing "Look at my purse, and gold Iouis d'or all my worldly wealth." fe began to laugh too. "Yes, dear, I have spent my last half crown. I gave' it to the fellow who car ried our trunks on board." . "Ah, poor," cried she, "what matters it J Nobody so merry as those that have nothing at all ; besides I have my two diamoud rings that my mother give me ; thvy are good for something all the world over ; we can sell them when you like, and besides, 1 am sure tb;it the captain meant kindly by us, and I suspect be knows very well what is in the letter. It is a recommendation to the Governor of Cayenne." "Perhaps so ; who knows ! 'To be sure it ia,' continued the cherni ing li; tie wife. "You are so good. I am sure the government has banished yon only for a short timo I know they have no feeling against you." "It was high time that the light should be stricken out, and uow I rapp ;d on' the deck aud called them to do so. Tbey iustauUy obeyed ; and I heard them laughing aud chattering like two innoceut schoolfellows. One morning when I awoke I was eur prised not to feel the slightest motion of the vessel. Hurrying on deck, I found that wc were becalmed. Latitude, one degree north, longitude, between twenty seven and twenty-eight degrees west I waited until night, when I descend ed to my cabin and opened the letter, with a dull, awful feeling. I held my breath while 1 broke the big red seal, and read : ' Captain Fontainbleau : The convict Antoine Iiiudsclear stands convicted of higa treason against the Bepublic. The directory order that he be shot iu mid ocean, and you are hereby instructed to see that these orders are caaricl into effect." I read the letter backward and for ward. I weut on deck. There tl.ey were, she looking upon the ocean, aud he razing upon her with an expression of unutterable fondness. Catching his eye I signed for him to come into the cabin, and, bidding her good bye, he came down his face all smiles. I was bathed in a cold sweat ; I felt as if deadly sick, I bjudeJ him tbe letter and he read it. together with the death warraut, whieh was drawn up in due form and attached. I gathered voice a he fiuished. He colored slightly and bowed. "I ask nothing, captain," he said, in tbe same gentle voice that always char acterized his speech, "no man can be ex pected to swerve from his duty. I only wish to speak a few words to Laurette. and to entreat yon to take care of her if ehe survives I hardly think she will." "All that is fair, my good fellow," I cried. "If you request it I will carry her back to France, to her family. I will never leave her until she wishes to be rid of me, but I do not think sho will survive it.' He took my hand and pressed tt. Most kind captain, I see you stiff, r more in this business than I do but there is no help for it. I trust you will pre serve what little property of mine is left, for her sake, and that you will take care she gets what her poor old mother may leave her. I put her life, her honor in your hands. She is" (and how fondly low his voice became) ' a delicate little creature, her chest is often affected ; she must keep it warm ; aud if she could keep the two diamond rings her mother gave her I should be glad ; but, of course if money is needed tbey must go. My poo Laurette, how pretty she looks." It was getting too much for me, and I began to knit my brows 'One word is as good as a thousand,'' I said 'Ve understand each other. Go ! to her." I sqneezed his hand, he looked wist fully at me, and I added : "Stay a mo ment, let me give you a word of advice Don't say a word to her ; be easy ; that is my business It shall be managed in the best manner." "Ah !"' said he, "I did not understand, yes, much better. Besides this leave taking ! this leave taking !" "Yes," said I, "don't behave like a child much better. No leave-taking if you can help it, or you are lost." I kept my seat. I saw them walking arm in arm upon the deck for about half an hour. I called the mate to me, and when he had read the letter, I said : "Garley, that is bad business bad business. I put it' in your hands. I obey the orders, but remain in the cabin until it is over." "Uow do you wish the thiug done I'' he asked in a nonchalant manner. "Take him in si boat out of s'ght ; do it as quick as possible ; don't say anything of this till the time comes." Garley sat five minutes looking at roe without saying a word. He was a strange fellow. I didn't know what to make of ot bun. uc then went out ot toe caDin ithout saying a woid. Night came at last. "Man a boat ; go a qnarter of a utile ; be quick." To obey a slip of paper, for it was but a slip of paper after all. Something in the very air must have urged me on. I saw the young man kneel down before his Laurette, ki?-s her knees ! her feet ! her gown ! I cried like a madman : "Part them ! Part them this instant ! Part them curse the republic curse the directory the directors 1 I quit the ser vice curse the lawyers you may tell them if you will." - She was dragged into her berth, and the boat rowed away iu the darkness. Some time at'tt-r a dull volley camn over the sea to the vessel. It was all ovr Fool, mad oi. in ! how I paced tne deck and cursed myself. All night long I paced back and forth, aud all night long I heard the moaning of the poor Btrickeu bird. Oi'ten I halted and was tempted to throw myself in the sea a:td )o end this horrid torture of brain and heart. D.iys passed ; I saw nothiug of Laur ette. I would not see her. She avoid ed me, and I was glad of it. I could not bear the sight of tbe woe-strickeu face. The mate, Garley, how I hated him. Hu was as cool and unconcerned as though he had no remcmbr ince of (hoot ing the poor wretch. At Cayenne I resigned my ship. Go ing to the city I made a'.l my arrange ments, snd took the steamer for New York. I placed '.tuple funds in the hands of a trnsty fiieud and told him to send Laurette to me at the end of six months. I could not see her until her grief bad lost its et'ge. Weary, si ck and careless of life, I wandered on into New York State, and finally bonght a little place where I hop ed I should lie down and die. I sent for Lnnrette. Poor bird, I must see her. I could wait no longer. One summer night I sat in tbe porch of my honse smoking my pipe; fnd gaz ing down the road. Soon the rumble of wheels was heard, and the stags halted. The next moment a pair of soft arm was round my neck, and the head of my sobbing Laurett was on my bosom. "Oh, you dear excellent captain " "Heavens ! who is that behind you I' There stood the rainly form of Antoin Iiiudsclear, and convict. "What1 does this mean."' I demanded hardly know whether I waj dea:ning or uot. "Are you glad to see me V "Thank God, thank God," was all I could fjacul tte. I understood it all. The mate Gi'ifey had read my heart better than I did my self. After leaving the brig in the boat he arranged the whole nffjiir. The volley was fired bnt no ballet touched Antoine Ilindsclear ; he wa smuggled into hU berth again and took care to avoid my sight. The whole crew were in the plot and, thauk God, I was duped. I ECtit Garley a thousand doll xrs as a reward. I am now an old m m, but I am hap py. My children an l my grandchildren (I call them nothing el) seent t think old Captain Fountiiin Llean is uot such a wretch after. The following contains solid 'comfort for the cluistian : Two rabbis, approach ing Jerusalem, obfrve-l a fox rnntiing upon the Hill Zion And K iMi J:shu.i wept, bnt Rabbi Kiiezcr Knghrtl. "Wherefore dost thou Lttigh ?" siid he who wept. ' N.i", wherefore do?t thou weep ?" demanded Llirzer. ' I weep,'' replied the ltabbi Ji-shua, b'-cause I seo what is written in the Lamentations ful filled : 'IJecinse of Mount Zion, which ij desolate ; the foxes walk npon it.' " "And therefore," said KaLiii Eliezer, "di I laugh ; for w'.rn I s?e with mine own eyes that G. d h-. fulii lod bis thrtaten ings to the very letter. I have hereby a pledge that not one of h:'s prom-'ft shall 'ail ; for he U ever nrrc ready to show- mercy than j'vlgmetit." A couple of !'cs Moines juvenilis ata a stolen pie. The lady of t!i holts': caught them at it aud told them tlier-j was poison in it. The boys ran hotr.n and told their anxious mam is, who gavu tbem enough antidote to kill a h ir-se. They recovered fr-nn tlit efiecU of the pie without any difficulty, beca t.-c there was no poison in il, but the a:;: id Mo made 'em awful sik. They say that they will nevor steal another pio. A system of condensed gardening for lad ips Make your bed in the moiuing; sew b'tttons on your husband's shirt ; do not rake any grievanu-es ; proteet the young p.nd tender branches of your fam ily ; plant a smile of good trmper ca your face, and carefully root out all an gry feelings, and expect a good crop of happiness. . A lady about to marry, was warned that her intended, although a very good man, was very eccentric. Well, she said if be is very unlike other men, he is more likely to be a good husband.