tf,;u iJttBia.a.wtfort. ESTABLISHED V 1846. PcaniutD Erikt TVr.tisDT Moanixo, Bridge 3treet, opposite the Odd Fellow' Hall, MIFFLINTOWN. PA. ' -f Tbi 3 sKiATA Sestisei. ii published every Wednesday morning at $1,50 a year, in ad vanee ; or $2,00 in all eaacs if not paid promptly in adrance. No subscriptions d; eentinaed until all arrearage arc paid, unless rt thf option of the publisher. gusiitcss Carbs. JOUIS E. ATKINSON, .A-ttoi'iiey at Xaw, MIFFLIXTOWN, PA. (-Collecting and Conveyancing promptly attended to. Office, second story of Court Uoase, above f'retaonotery's office. JOBERT McMEEN, ATTORNEY AT, LAW, MIKFLIN'TOWX, PA. OSes on Bri Jge street, ia the roam formerly occupied by Eira D. Parker, Esq. g B. LOCDES, MIFFLINTOWN, PA., Offers bis services to the cititens of Juni ata county as Auctioneer and Vendue Crier. Charges, from two to ten dollars. Satisfac tion warranted novS-Sin. Dit. r. c. nuxDio, PATTEUSON, PENN'A. August 18, 18G9-tf. TilUMAS A. ELDER, m7d7 UIFFUSTOWN, PA. OSes hours t A U to 3 P. M. Office in Belford's building, two doors above theSrn itntl office. Bridge street. ang 18-tf Be Be W. &. HQO'iPHVriC PHYSICIAN & SURGEON .'laving permanently located in the be rough it MifUintown, oflcrs bis professional services to the citizens of this place and surrouuding country. Office on Main street, over Beidler's Drug Store, aug 18 l69-tf LEX. K. McCLl'KE. ATTORNEY AT LAW, 1 44 80CTII SIXTH STREET, PHILADELPHIA. oet2T tf 0. W- MoPHERRAN, ttonifn at $w, e C01 SAXSOM STREET, FillLADELPHIA. aag 13 1809-ly QEJiTRAL CLAIM AGENCY,- JAMES If. SELLERS, 144 SOUTH SIXTH STREET, PHILADELPHIA. Vjd Bounties, Tensions, Back Pay, Horse Claims, State Claims, &e., promptly collected. N charge for information, nor when money is not collected. octS7-tf Dr.'R. A. Simpson Treats all forms of disease, and may be con sulted as follows: At bis offiee in Liverpool Pa., every SATURDAY and MONDAY- ap pointments oan be n.aJe for other days. lHSCall on or address UR. R. A. SIMPSON, dec 7 Liverpool. Perry Co., Pa. 3Eew Bxug Mote IX PERRYSVILLE. DR. J. J. Ari'LEBAUGH has established a Drug and I'reecription Store in the above-named pl.ice, and keeps a genersl as sortment of DRUGS ASD MEDICI SES, Also all other articles usually kept in estab lishments of this kind. Pure Wines aud Liquors for medicinal pur poses. Cigars, Tobacco, Stationery, Confec tions (nrst-cla). Notions, etc., eic. g4The Doctor gives advice free 1871. PHILADELPHIA. 1871. WALL PAPERS. HOWELL & liOURKE, MAMTACTrEr. or Paper Hangings & AVindow Shades, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL SALESROOMS, Corner of Fourth and Market Streets, rill LAD El. I'll 1.4. Faotorv Cor. Twenty-third and Sanson Sts. Oct. 4-3 oi A. O. PoSTLETIIWAIT. J. C. M NArulITOX A. G. POSTLKTIHVAITE & CO , General Commission Merchants FOR ' THE SALE OF ALL KINDS OF COUNTRY . PRODUCE. ,o. 284 Senlb Front Street, marlUtf PHILADELPniA. J, M. KEP1IEAKT . WITH BARNES BROTHER JsHERRON WHOLESALE DEALEES IX HATS AND CAPS, , .. , 603 Market Street, Philadelphia. aug 18. 1 869-1 y. . JEST CIGARS IN TOWN Hollobanli's Xalooii. Two for 5 cents. Also, the Fre-best Lager, the Largest Oysters, the Sweetest Cider, the Finest Domestic Wines, and, in short, any thing you may wish in the EATING OR DRISKISG LINE, at (he most reasonable prices. He has also refitted his BILLIARD HALL, so that it will now compare favorably with any Hall in ths interior of the Slate. June 1, l&70-ly LL kinds of Canned and Pried Fruit for J. rale bv C. BARILT. B. F. JSCHWEIER, VOLUME XIVI, NO. 6 Xotal butrtistmtnls. HECK & FASICK, . MAstcFvcrraxas or BOOTS AND SHOES, East of Odd Fellows' New Ilall, Bridge St., MIFFLISTOWN, PA. Gcsrge Vf. Heck and A. B. Fasick baring entered into a partnership, would respectfully invite the citizens of Mifflintown and vicinity who are wanting BOOTS and SHOES to give them a call. Repairing promptly attended to. Charges moderate. A II work warranted. MilBiutown, Not. 13, 1871-tf New Store and New Goods. GROCERIES, FR07ISI0VS,. AC. Uaia Eirest, ITifflintown. HATIXO opened out a GROCERY AND PHOf IS10N STORE in the old stand on Main Street, Miffiintown, I would respect fully ask the attention of the publio to the following articles, which I will keep on band at all tiwes : SUGAR, COFFEE, TEA, MOLASSES, RICE, DRIED AND CANNED FRUIT. HAM, SHOULDER, DRIED BEEF, Confectioneries, Nuts. &c., Tobacco, Cigara, GLASSWARE, Flour, Xoetl, Ace. All of which will be sold cheep for Cash or Country Product. Give me a call and hear my prices. J. W. KIRK. Miilintown, May 2, 1871. Hurrah 1 Hurrah! Great Excitcincut at the Mifflin Chair Works! WHY is it that everybody goes to WM. F. 3XVDER when tbey art in need of anyJiAd of Chairs ! BECAUSE he keeps the Rest and Fineet Assortment of all kinds of Chairs that . ever offered to the eyes of the public Reader, if you are in want of Chairs of any kind, you will do well to call on the un dersigned and examine his 6ne stock of Cans Seat ani Windsor Chairs, of all dfcription. before purchasing else where. Having lutely started in business, he is determined to do the very besl he can as regards durability and cheapness, and war. rant all vork.snaiuficturfd ly Aim." ggs" P.emeniher the Sign of tLe BIG CIIA-Xlt on the pole on the corner of Alum and C'berry streets, whenysu want to buy g'Jjd chair. WM. F. SNYDER. Mifflintown, Feb 8, 1871. The Place for Good Grape-vines IS AT THE Juniata Mien Uincprbs, AD (jRAPE-YINE JiURSEBT. Ty E undersigned would respectfully tn A. form the public that be hae started a Grape-vine Nursery about one mile northeast of Mifflintown, where he lias been testing a large number of the different varieties of Grapes; and having been in the business for seven years, he is now prepared to furnish VINES OF ALL THE LEADING VARIETIES, ANI) OF THE MOST PROMISING KINDS, AT LOW RATES. by the single viue, doicn, hundred or thou sand. All persons wishing good and thriftv vines will do well to call and see for them selves. fy-Good and responsible Agents wan:ed. Address, JONAS OBERHOLTZER. Mifflintown, Juniata Co., Pa. S. B. LOUDON, MKHCHAM' XAILOH, WTTOULD repectfu!y inform the public V that be has removed his Tailoring Es tablishment to a room in Major Kevin's new building, on the Parker lot. on Bridge street, Miffliuiown, an 1 has opened out a LARGER AND FINER ASSORTMENT OF CLOTHS, CASSI.VLRES. rEHTIXGS, -(?., Than ever was before briught to this lowa which be is prepared to make to order in the LA TES1 ASU HOST IMPRO VED STl'LE. And in a manner that will defy all competi tion. He alo manufactures to order, all sorts of CUSTOM WORK On reasonable tcrjis. By strict attention to business, be hopes to receive a liberal share of public patron age Give hi in a call and inspect his styles of cutting and workmanship before going elsewhere. The "Guvnor" Market Car. THE undersigned, having purchased of S. II. Brown the renowned "Guyper" Market Car, desires to inform his frienis of Mifflin. Patterson and vicinity, and the pub lic generally, that lie will run the car regu larly, leaving Mifflin Station every Monday noon for the Eastern markets, and teturning on WEDNESDAY, loaded with FRESH FISH, OYSTERS, APPLES, VEGETABLES OF ALL KINDS IN SEASON, And Everything I.'euallT Carried ia a Market Car. Also, Freight Carried, at Eeasonabla Bates, Either Way. Orders from merchants and others solicited. Qr& Prompt attention to business will be given and satisfaction guaranteed. Orders left at Joseph PeuneU'a store in Patterson, will receive attention. G. W. WILSON. April 28, 1671. Handbill for public tales printed en (hcrt notice at the 5IIML Ornee. H1FFLINT0WN. D. K. SULOUFF & CO., . (Successors to D. P. Sulouff,) - Grain, Lumber, Coal, Halt, Xlst;ei, CALCINED PLASTER, CEMENT, JC. TIfe Highest Cash Prices Paid . for all kind's of Grain. Lumber. Coal, &e., Sold at the Lowest Prices. Having boats of our own we can freight Grain, Lumber, Coal, Sc., oheaper than any other parties. We therefore defy competi tion.. You can make monev by calling en as before selling or buying elsewhere. tiRAlX WILL BS RKCEIVED IK STOSE TO BE sold ui run 1st or Joxe, 1871. P. 8. Our grain is not elevated on men's bscks. . Mifflintown, April 20, 1871. Juniata Galley bank OF MIFFLINTOWN, PEXN'A. JOSEPH POMKKOY, President. T. VAX IRVIN, Cwhiei. BISECTORS. Joseph Pomerey, ijohn J. Patterson, Jerome N. Thompson, George Jacobs, John Iialsbach. Loan money, receive Jeposits, pay interest on time deposits, bay and sell coin and Uni ted States Bonds, cash, coupons and checks. hmi: money to any part of the United States and also to England, Scotland, Ireland and Germany. Sell Revenue Stamps. In sums of $'.'00 at 2 per cent, discount. In sums ef $.100 at per cent, discount. In turns of $1000 at 3 per cent, discount. sugl8 18C9 NEW DRUG STORE. BANKS fc HAMLIN, Main Strerl. Mijjliutoicn, 1'a. DEALERS IS B&CCS AID BEBIClSIf, Chemicals, ' Dye Stuff, Oils, . Paints, Varnishes, Glass, Putty, Coal Oil, Lamps, Burners, Chimneys. Drui-hes, Infants Brutbee, Soaps, Hair Brushes, Tooth Brushes, Perfumery, Combs, Hair Oil, " Tobacco, Cigars, Ketiona, and Stationary. LARGE VARIETY" OF PATENT MEDICINES, selected with great eare, and warranted from high authority. Purest of WISES AND LIQUORS for Medi cal Purposes. toy-FRESCRirTIOXS compounded with great eare. maI6"70-ly Flour! Flour! rpHE undersigned bog leavo to inform the L pablio thai he has purchased the GRIST MILL, in Milford township, recently owned by Jaob Lemon, atid, havi.ig remodeled aud otherwise improved the same, is now pre pared to accommodate all who may favor him with their patronage. " Wheat Floor and Sifted Corn Meal al snyi oa band and for gnle whole sale aud Retail. Alto, Shortt, limn, Sh 'p tluff and Chp For Sale. ' Flour and Feed will be delivered to fami lies if desired. His wagon will visit Mifflie, Patterson and Perrysville three times a week. Orders left at the Store of John Etka in Mifflin, or at Pennell's Store in Tatterson, will be promptly attended to. CS.1.Y OF ALL KISDS BOUGllf AT J1AKKET rillCES. P. II. IIAWN. Jan. 3. 1872-3si ' Boot and Shoe Shop. THE undersigned, fashionable Boot H and Shoemaker, hereby respectful- M ly informs the public thai he has located Pt in the borough of Tntterson. where he is pre pared to accommodate the most fastidious in LADIES' WEAK, Gents' Fiiie and Coarse Boots, CMLDRE2TS WEAR, d C..d C. Also, mending dene in the neatest manner and upon the shortest notice. A liberal share of public patronage is respectfully solicited. Satisfaction guaranteed. Shop located on the east side of Tus carora street, one door south of Main street, nearly opposite Laird & Bell's store. J. W. DEAN. March 8, 1871-ly valuable real estate FOR SALE ! 3 HE undersigned offers at private sale, a vainable farm of 111 At'reH, situ ated in Milford township, Juniata county, ad joining lands of Isaac Gnss and others, a public road running through the farm from Patterson to Johnstown. There are erected on the fnrm Two Good Dwelling Houses, one being a two-story stone bouse, and the other a frame house ; also, a BANK BARN, Spring House, and other necessary outbuild ings a small stream of water running by near tbe bouse, and a never-failing Spring of water in tbe Spring House. There is good Orchard bearing plenty of fruit. Fifteen acres ol the above farm is meadow land. Eighty acres are in a good stale of cultivation, and the balance in good timber. Will be sold at a low price on application to the undersigned, living thereon, situated about three miles west of Mifflintown. CHRISTOPHER FAOELY. Dee S, 1871-Sw TBI COBSTlTtrTlOB TBB OBIOB ABD TIB BBIOBCBBIBT OS JUNIATA COUIOT, PENJTA.; FEBRUARY 7, 171. pott's aratr. A BEJIARKABLE PBOPHECT. The following, which is known as -'Mother Sbipton's Prophecy," was tret published in H88, and republished in 1641: . Carriage without norees shall go,- . And accident fill the world with woe :' Around the world thought (hall fly In the twinkling of an eye. Water shall yet mere wonder do ; Kerw strange, yet shall be true. The world upside down shall be. And gold be found at the root of a tree. Through bill laaa shall ride. And no horse or be at his tlit. Under water men shall walk ; Shall ride, shall sleep, shall talk. In the air men shall be seen, In white, in black, ia green. Iron in the water shall float, A easy as a woodea boat. Gold shall be found, and shown. In land that' not now known. Fire and water shalj wonder S3, England Arall at last admit a jew. m. The world to an end shall come In eighteen hundred and eighty-one. fltct Storj. THREE GOLD BALLS. A Visit to the New Vork Pawnbrokers' Shops. MISERY AND EXTORTION. From the New York Evening Post. A week or two eince I had occasion, to visit several pawnbroker' establishments in this cilj, to redeem ome articles pawot-d by a friend who had once seen better days. A brief mention of my experience may be instructive as well as entertain ing. The redemption of my friend's tools (he was a mechanic) was accom plished after no litfT?" trouble in visiting the principal establishment doing busi ness under the sign of the "Three Golden Balls, in a certain street, and redeem ing one or two article here, another there and a third or fonrth Somewhere else. ' I bad been told of the system of uni vernal cheating which the proprietors of these places practice, and the enormous exaction made in grinding the faces of the poor. ,1 had beard of the dexterity in the substitution of colored glass and rrvtt'ils for frems.' "while Dretendinc to oxamine articles broneht for nledires. and was prepare! to encounter all that was sinister and heartless. But the half had not been told me. and I soon found that my previous conceptions fell far short of the reality. I was detained at each place which I had occasion to viit by the delay b in finding the , articles I was in starch of, and fur which the holders had doubtless flattered them gfltes no inquiries would be made. The press of business at all of the shops was another cause of delay. As I re covered my friend's articles, one by one, it appeared at once that the most out rageous system of extortion' had been practiced in every iur-tance. The Sum's advanced bad been pitiful in amount, and the rates of interest charged exorbtant beyond belief. At every one of these dens a crowd of victims was collected a motley company indeed : blacklegs, aud would be gentlemen the cheater and the cheated ; the widow parting with her disposable article of dresses, to pro- i cure oue more meal for her famishing children ; a consuptive girl, with tbe hec tic flush upon her cbeek. The grasping misers sometimes a woman read tbe condition of the sufferers from their coun tenances with the cool calculation. The pick pocket, the thief, and the purloin ing servant were received with equal readiness, and the spoils were divided with the fullest understanding that no questions were to be asked. AT MY IWCLE'S. I had scarcely made my business known at tbe first of "my uncle's" establishment (No street) to which I had been directed, when a middle-aged man entered with a bundle on which he asked a small advance, and which, on being opened, was found to contain a shawl and two or three ortber articles of female appaiel. Tbe man was stout and sturdy, and as I judged from his appearances, a mechanic ; but the mark of the destroyer was on bis bloated countenance. Tbe pawn broker was examining the offered pledge when a womau with pale face and at tenuated form came hastily into the shop, and with the single exclamation, "O, liobert I" darted rather than ran to that part of tbe counter where the man was standiug. Her miserable husband, not satisfied with wasting his) own earnings, aud leaving her to starve with her chil dren, had plundered even her scanty wardrobe, and tbe pitance received . was to be squantered at tbe rutn-sbop. A blush of shame arose even upon hi de graded face, but it quickly passed away; thebrntal appetite. prevailed." "Go home," was his harsh exclama tion ; "what brings you here, running af ter me with your, everlasting scolding ? Go home and mind your own business."' "Oh, Robert, dear Robert," exclaimed the unhappy wife, "don't pawn my shawl. Our children are crying for bread, and I have none to give them ; or let me havei the money. Give me tbe li 1 T THS LAWS. J money,' Robert, and don't leave us to perish 1". . . ; I watched the face of the pawnbroker. "Twelve shillings on these things,' he said, tossing them back to the drunkard, with ' a look of perfect . indifference. "Only twelve shillings ! ' murmured the heart broken wife, fa a tone of despair; "O, Robert don't let them go for twelve shillings. Let me try somewhere else.'' "Nonsense I" answered the brute, "it's as much as they are worth, I suppose. flere, Mr. give us the change." Tbe money was placed before him, etnd the bundle consigned to a drawer. Tbe poor creature reached forth her hand to wards the money, but the movement was anticipated by her husband. "There Mary,' he said giving her a half dollar, "there, go home now, and don't make a fuss. I'm going a little way up tbe street, and perhaps I'll bring you some thing from market when I come home." The hopeless look of the poor woman as she meekly turned to the door, told pUinly enough bow little she trusted the promise. They went on their way she to her children and he to the next corner grocery A BENEVOLENT CLsTOMtR. While this scene was in progress an other had been added to tbe number of spoctator. This was a young man dress ed in the height of the fits h ion. He had a reckless good humored look and very much the air of what is called "a young man about town," that is, one who rides out to tbe Central I'atk in the afternoon, eats game sappers at Delmonico's in the evening after the play spends the rest of the night and his money at billiards. The moment the poor woman was gone, he twitched from his neck a gold chain, with a gold watch, and placing it in the bands of the pawnbroker, with whom he seencd to be on terms of acquaintance, he exclaimed. "Quick now, Mr. ; thirty dollars on that ? you've had it be fore, aud need'nt stop to examine it." The money was instautly paid over ; and the young man of fashion, crumpling the bills up in bis hand, hurried off at full speed, first looking up and then down the street. I followed him to the door and saw him accott the poor woman who had just left the shop, thrust in to her band either the whole or part of i lhe 8um he Lad JU!t ived, and then j turninS awa? to thc other 8ide of the i 8trcet without "'"PPS ther for thanks I or for explanation. Tbe reverie of mingled surprise and admiration into which 1 was thrown by this nuexpected manifestation of benev olence was niterrepted by a loud outcry from Mr. , the pawnbroker, and by seeing him, with a look of wrah and horror, hurry round his counter and out through the doorupon the sidewalk, where, he stood for a moment straining his eyes down the street ns if in search of the kind hearted youth; who had by this time disappeared np one of the cross streets. "The villian," he exclaimed, "the swindling scouudrel ! Which way did he go the ungrateful thief? Tell me," he continued, turning to me, "tell me which way he went." I pointed out to Mr. -'the course taken by his late customer, and mentioned also what I had seen take place between him and the poor woman. ''Ah, it's no use," he then said : "he's got of clear by this time, and my thirty dollars is a 'gone caSe.' li'ut I'll find him yet some day." And thus eoliloquizing, Mr returned in to his shop. Taking advantage of tbe familiarity that had grown up between the broker aud his chain, the young man had substituted an oriode chain for the gold one which had been so often depos ited with the watch, and the deception had passed unnoticed until it was too late. The watch itself waa a cheap one, and probably worth about the sum advanced. TUB STORY OF A RING. A touching incident occurred at the place of my next visit. A woman about thirtv-five years old, in the earb of mourning, entesed, evidently with reluct ance : she could hardly make the object of ber visit kuown on account ot tier emotion. She was of a delicate frame, of easy and graceful manners, and but for tbe ravages of care upon her face might still have been beautiful. At length she took a ring from a pretty little morocco case, npon the pledge of which she wished to realize such an amount of money as would sustain herself and children through the winter. The extor tioner took the ring in his fingers, and holding it up to the window pretended to examiue it assuming at the same time on air of affected disappointment, he began at once to depricate the article declaring that it was nothing but an Alaska crystal, and that he would hard ly take it any price, lie was inexorable, and peremptorily refused to advance moie than four or five dollars. Tear3 glistened m the woman's eyes. I had seen, as the man studied the ring with secret satisfaction by the win dow, that the gem was valuable. I was determined that the unfortnnate owner should not be imposed upon. Just be fore a bargain was completed, however, as I was about to interpose myself, an other gentlemen, whf hud also wtched J IT .... A ' j ' EDITOR ASD PUOPBIETOR. j WHOLE NUMBER 1300. the proceedings, stepped forward and de clared that the beautiful riug shonU not be sacrificed to the Jew ia that way. The broker at once endeavored to hasten matters, and declaring the bargain to have been completed, would have suc ceeded in thrusting the jewel into the drawer but for the resolution of tbe gen tleman, who seated and saved it. The wretch muttered something about people's interfering in buniness that was exclu sively his own concern, but to no pur pose. The widow rescued from his fangs and received a fair amount for her ring. This poor lady, wbose history I after ward learned, was an orphan, a daughter of a Virginia planter, who had been re duced to poverty berforc our civil war, so that his children were left portionless, and had been married, when quite young Tbe huBband of this daughter was killed in the late war, and she had learned tbe miseries aud the uncertainties of life. Doubtless these examples which came under my notice are but a few of many, the mere relation of which is sufficient to make one bluh for his fellow men. 'Oh cursed pelf! Thou deadly blight of Iran best hopes! The wretch who loves thee loves a wasting canker. Which ever gnaws hi vital and retains its hold Till life's last sand is run" OXE OF THE LOST TRIBES One of the ''lost tribes" has at las I turned np, safe and sound, in the chape of a people called the Falasbas, who in habit a district in Abyssinia, which has long remained a term incognitia and a black space on the maps. They were visited by Mr IJalevy, a very intellgent French traveller, who has now communi cated an account of his journey to the French Geological Society. There were about 2'50'of the Salaslias. They speak an Agua dialect called Fa lasbina, or Kallina, and into this lan guage they have translated a Gheez ver sion of the Old Testament They cir cumcise their male children on the seventh day. Their proper names are derived from Hebrew, Gheez, and Ambaric. The institution or purification is practiced ; the children are taught .the Bible, the psalms, prayers, and sacred history. In the synagogues the sexes sit apart. In cense is burned during the services. Their religious hopes are tnrned to Je rusalem, but their ideas of tbe Messiah are very indistinct. They are wholly unacquainted with Hebrews, and know nothing of the cere monies instituted after the time of Ezra, They have a religious literature written in the style of Midrath, They keep the Sundays rigidly ; fast on Mondays and Thursdays ; keep the 9th of Ab to com memorafe the destruction of Jerusalem ; they wash before and say grace after eating ; they have a traditional mode of slaughtering animals for food ; tbey prac tice commemorative sacrifices on the holy days, aud also for the repose of the souls of the dead. Their women enjoy equal ity with men. Tbey hold slaves, but liberate them after a servitude of six years. A FEW days ago a young man em- ployed by one of the Railroad Compan - ies of this State at their terminus on the Hudson, vieited a pleasent little village among the hills, not thh-$y miles from Newark, the home of the family of his wife, anil taking with him the seeds of the small-pox, was stricken down with the disease. At once the father, mother, and family &ed tbe house, and but for the devotion of Lis wife he would have been left alone, as not a roul could be persuaded to go near him save the vill age doctor. He speedily died, and the doctor was obliged to lay ottt the corpse himself. No inducements could prevail on people to bury him, however, till at length two men were found, who. in the night, removed the body to the grave yard and placed it in the grave. Before completely filling it up they divested themselves of their clothes, and shiver- ingly threw them in the grave and a lit- j feliOWS( v.on't you know this is a Ao tle dirt over them. Then retiring to ! i . another part of the churchyard they don ned other clothes and returned and finished their task. Lamlertci'le (X.J.) Beacon. It is possible that no one, even a wo- j straw, the custom became general in man. thoroughly understands the female Ime for the husbands to kiss the lips of character ; but it is not to throw any light ; tir wives, tW they might discover the on the sntject that we give the following quality of their good ladies' stolen liba ideas oi a colored philosopher : tions. ., . "One eyed Winston" was (and proba- Xear Shoals, in Martin county, Ind , bly is) a negro preacher in Virginia, and ; a fcw nights ago, a gang of thievej wen his ideas of theology and human nature ! a eaw mill, took down all tl-e ma are often very original, as the following ' chinery, including the engine and boiler anecdote may prove A gentleman thus loaded it upon the cars of the Ohio and accosted the old man one Sunday : Mississipipi railroad, hailed a passing "Winston, I understand you thai every woman has seven Now, how can you prove it ?" believe devils, Well, sab, did you nebber read in de Bible how de seben debbels was cast I ont'er Mary Magdelene !" "Oh ! yes ; I've read that." "Did you eber hear of 'em beiu cast out of any odder woman, sah ?" "No, I never did." 4iWell, den, all de odder got 'em yit " i - RATES OF ADYE1TISING. - 'All IdYerrfciag Iwr lea thaw three month for on square ef nine lines er less, will be charted one insertion, 75 sent, three $2-00, I and 60 cents for each subsequent insertion. . Administrator's, Executor's and Auditor's , Notices, $2,00. Professional and Business j Cards, not exceeding one square, and mehr- ding eopy ef paper, $3,00 per year. Kotieee i ia reading columns, tea cent per line. Mer i ffemt advertising by ths year at special rales'. 3 vilJ!i- 6 month. t year. ..$ 3.50 $ 6.00 S 8.00 6, CO 8,00 11,00 Qos square... TwCstjaares. Three 4wre.. 6,00 1.0,00. J5.0O Oae-foarth col'a. 10.00 17,00 26.00 Half eoladra 18,00 25.ro 40.00 One column 30.00 45.00 80.00 K01A5TIC STORY FRO THE COJITI5EST. ACROSS On SafufJay evening, Juttice SuttonV office wa ita sseae of the termination of a most romantic affair.' A young and very pretty girln imed SfissAltmenda Cosgrove, residing at San Diego) last summer responded to an advertisement in the Wacrr'y Magazine, for a correspon dence with a view to matrimony. The new corresp'bhd?t of thS.yotinjj lady resided at Wathena, Kansas, and repre sented himself to be a merchant, a young wealthy, honest, and in want of a wife. A long atiS loving correspondence ensued between Jrbme Ma'rkbam and Miss Con grove, holographs were exchanged, and Miss Cosgrove was delighted to find her unseen lover a good'lbbking youdr.' Finally, she consented to become Mrf Markham, and for economy's" sake con sented to come to Watnena to get mar ried. Being ail orphan, and without re slttjint, she took the Central Pacific about two weeks ago and started for Kansas. All werit well until she got ot the Denver Pacific. After leaving Chey enne, the train slruck a drift ten feet high and three hurjiVed yards' in length, and became bopeTe'ssiy stuck fast. While snow bound near Crow Creek, Colorado, Miss Co-grove attracted the attention of Mr. Julius Emmet; a commission agent of this city, who," perceiving the young lady seated alone and evidently unprovided for such an emergency very gallantly tendered such assistance as was ih Eia power to giv, which was a valice full of cold food and two buffalo roPes" Theyotmg couple were soon on" friendly terms. Miss Cosgrove very naively recited her wild adventures, and was rewarded by Emmet informing her that he was single. Sec. By tbe time the Kansas Pacific train had crossed the plains and waa winding its way over the fertile prairies of Kansas, the young folks" were firm friends. They parted with regrets at Wathena, when the yourg lady turned to meet for the first time him she was to call her hubrid She had only a mo ment to wait before rough looking indi vidual, at least forty years of c, made himself known as her correspondent and expectant husband. Mies Cosgrove find ing she hid been deceived, turned with out a word and entered the ear and came to Kansas City. The following brief item in last Smiday'g "Times" gives the sequel : Married. Last evening at the office of Justice Sutton, n Fifth street, Miss A. Cosgrove. ef San Diego, California, tt Mr. Julius Emmet, of Kansas City. Wbat can woman do ? We believe this question has already been a.-ked several times, and been answered quite as often. The present responee involves ! a romantic story of the second wife of Lord Ellenborough, the prominent En glish politician, whose deaffr ha just been announced by cable. This lady who was the ouly daughter of Admiral Sir Henry Dighy, was married in 1S24 to Lord ElIer.TMirough, and, having been divorced from Lira in 1S J9, was married to Baron Vcnningen of Bavaria in 1812. j Snbsrqnently she disappeared, en-l efter many yesvt it was discovered !hat she 1 had become thu wife of the eitief a tribe ' of Bedoaio Arabs, aud, being a woman j of great ability, was treitcd wiih high i coniiderMf9f by the wild rovers of the : desert. According to the lust accounts she commanded a large band of Arabs, and conveyed several of her hnglish countrymen through a dangerous part of the Nuhi:'.n desert, which was infested with roving canirs of hostile natives. She ia described a being fully equipped in tbe dress f an Arab chief, and as armed wiih a gun and spear. Chii.ohkn invent curious etymologies. Some one eeuds ns this : "Come, come!" said a dio:i.tc'rd father who had endured the children's noise on Christmas day( till patience ceased to be a virtue, "there's no reason why you should scream and i holloa so." i "Whv. father." said oue of the little It is to wine drinking we owe the origin nf the kis. After Mxcenas caught his wife sucking his finest wines through :be bung-hole of the barrel with , train, liiched the cars to it, and Lied j away to miaoU. i A little em wanteu to say mat bub had a fan, but had forgotten the name, so she described it as "a ihing to brush the warm off with." Fifty thonsand pounds of cheese were manufactured last year in im Buncombe county, North Carolina, and sold at twea ty cents a pound.