bate AfimnsrsG: All advertising' fot len than three oonta for one square of nine lives at less, will be charged oae insertion, 75 cents, three "Jl.50, and 60 cenU for each subMqtM! ia-atrtian. Administrator's. Executor's aaJ A4itot'i Notices, $2,00. Professional and BasinaM Cards, not exceeding on square, and raelav ding copy of paper, $8,00 per year 5otitf in rending columns, ten cents per line. Afar ' chants advertising by they ear at special rates. 3 Tonthf 6 mfi. 1 yeer. One square $ 3.50 $ 5.00 $ 8.00 Two squares 5,CO 8.00 " 11.00 Three squares. 6,00 10,00 15,00 One-fourth eol'n. 10,00 17,00 29,00 Half column 18,00 " 25.f0 46,00 One column 30.00 45.00 " 80.00 In r h ESTABLISHED IN 1846. PCBllSHtw ErtlT WKDXVaDAT MGltXISO, Bridge Street, opposite the Odd Fellows' Hall, . " MIFFLINTOWN. PA. 1 Turn Jusiata SxsTixtb is published every Wednesday morning at $1,50 a year, in ad- i1 vaacc; r ?-,"o in an cases u noi paia j 11. r , scitntJtaj, promptly in advance. No subscriptions dis- coatiaaed entil all arrearages are paid, unless j VfiilTUP YYV Nft Ki .tU, option of the publisher. '"kUiHIi AAV, iU. di. coasnruTioa tbi oio ad iarOBCiaiiT or thb laws.) EDITOR AD PROPRIETOR. EIFFLINTOWN, JUNIATA COUNT, PNASA4 DECEMBER 20, 1S7L WUOLE NUMBER 1293. ' hi 71f Juniata Sentinel. w m t a 1 t i rm i 1 sjm u u tr- m x r t 7i "v -a. x v i i h i r gustntss Carbs. T OUH E. ATKINSON. AtJornoy tit Jnw, MIFFLINTOWN, PA. I &Co1ltct ing and Convey ancing promptly aiuaded 10. Office, aaeond story of Court House, above Prolhoaetary's office. JOBERT UcMEEN, ATTORNEY AT LAW, MIFFLINTOWN, PA. Office ob Bridge street, in the room formerly occupied by Ezra I). ParVer, Esq. g B. LOUDEN, MIFFLINTOWN, PA., Offers his services to the citizens of Juni ata coanty as Auctioneer and Vendue Crier. Charges, from two to ten dollar. Satisfac tion warranted. nov3-Sm. aDrTrTIiuTdio, PATTERSON, PENN'A, Aagnst 18, 18G9-tf. "THOMAS A. ELDER, m'.IkT MIFFLINTOWN, PA. bSca hours 9 A M. to 3 P. M. Office in Vtlford's building, two doors above the Sen imtt office. Bridge street. aug 18-tf d. s. mnm, sa. 0., riOM-EOrUATlC PHYSICIAN' ft SURGEON Having pcraianen'ly located in the b rough of MilBintewn, offers hi professional services to tb eititeim of this place and surrouudiug country. Office on Main street, over Beid'.er's Drug tera. am? IS l6!Mf jLEX. K McCLVkE, ATTORNEY AT LAW, 144 HOC Til SIXTH STREET, PIIII.AUKI PHI A. t27 tf 0. W. KTcPHERRAN, gMtorncii at JTatu, 601 SANSOM STREET, PHILADELPHIA. aog 18 18:3-l7 QESTRAL CLAIM AGENCV, JAMES M. SELLERS, 14 4 SOUTH SIXTH STREET, PIHLAUH.PHM. fj Bounties, Pensions, Back Pay, Horse Claims, State Claims, ie., promptly collected. So (barge for information, nor when money is not collected. ocfJT-tf Or. R. A. Simpson Treats all forms of disease, and may be con- alted as follows: Kt bis office in Liverpool Pa., averv SATURDAY and MOXDAf np pviniaeat can be undo for other days. aCall on or address Ml. It. A. SIMPSON, 4o " Liverpool. Perry Co.. Pa. 3Sew Drug giore IX FEUUYS VILLE. DR. J. J. APPI.ECAL'GH has established a Drug and Prescription Store in the above-named pkee, aud keeps a geueral as artmcnt of IWUGS AX I) MEDICI XF.S. Also all other articles usually kept in estab lishments of this kind. Pure Wines and Liquors for medicinal pur poaaa. Cigars, Tobacco. Stationery, Confec tions (first-class). Notions, etc., etc. (gThe D"Cior gives advice free 1871. PHILA11KLPUIA. 1871. WALL PAPERS. HOWELL & UOURKE, HAXUFAcrrRiBS or Taper Hangings & Window Shades, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL SALESUOOMS, Corner of Fourth and Market Streets, mi I. A D el mi A . Factory Cor. Twenty-third and Sanson, Sts. Oct. 4-3 ni A. Q. POSTLITHWAITR. J- C. M'NaPOHTON A. 0. POSTLETIIWAITE & CO , (ieaeral Commission Merchants. . FOR THE SALE OF ALL KINDS OF COUNTRY TRODUCE. No. 201 South Front Street, marl 1 if PHILADELPHIA. J. M. KEPIIKAUT WITH BARNES BROTHER HEBRON WHOLESALE DEALERS IX HATS AND CAPS, 503 Market Street, Philadelphia. aug 18, 18b9-ly. JJKST CIOARS IN TOWN lloliobaugli's Saloon. Two far a cents. Also, the Freshest Lager, the Largest Oysters, the ."Sweetest Cider, the Finect Domestic Wines, and, in short, any thing you may wish in the EATING OR DRINKING LINE, at the most reasonable prices. ' He has also refitted his BILLIARD HALL, o that it will' now compire favorably with any Uall in the interior of the Stale. June 1, 1870-ly ejyJu.M.iTA SEXTiNti $1,50 oer year. JCoraV utrtismunfs. New Store and New Goods. GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, ftC. ilain Street, Uifflintown. HAVING opened out a GROCERY AND PROVISION STORE in tlie old stand on Main Street, Mifflintown, I would respect fully ask the attention of the public to the following articles, which I will keep on hand at all tiuies : SUGAR, COFFEE, TEA, MOLASSES, RICE, DRIED AND CANNED FRUIT, HAM, SHOULDER, DRIED BEEF, Confectioneries, Nuts, &c., TobatTo, Oiraif, GLASSWAUE, Xloiir, JTVocI, V. All of which will be sold cheap for Cash or Country Produce. Give me a call and hear my prices. J. W. KIRK. Mifflintown, May 2, 1871. Hnrralt! Hurrah! (ircat ExriU'iiicnt at the Mifflin Chair Works ! WHY is it that everybody goes to WM. F. SNYDER when they afs in need of any kind of Thairs ? . BECAUSE be keeps the Best and Finest Assortment of all kinds cf Chairs that was 1 ever ofTercd to the eyes of the public Reader, if you are in want "of Chairs of ny kind, ynu will do well to call on the un ersipned and ei'ivninc his fine stock of t 'naaAxs 'i km -ci:vno pooS Anq 0 1BBM nof usq 'iisaai Xxuu,, pun uitijv jo jaujoo jqi no o;od aqi no 31IVII HRrJI OUH 0'I Jo n!S qt Jaqiuuia gst aiiy !!) fujitijunizvu: qjoji jb tjxpj -in pin 'ssjudtduo ptia XiilqJp spJiJJ uuo sq 14 iCa-iA aqi op oi pouiuuap si q 'ssoumiq ui p.n.i':IK .fitq 2aiAi.' oj.iqjl -.w jtuisKqajnd ajojjq saoiirtijosop y o 'm WA PHB m The riacc for Good Grape-vjnes IS AT THE 3fnniata lb I It n Uiiunarbs, am) umrn-mc mrsert. rpiIE undersigned would respectfully , In 1. form the public thai he has started a Grape-vine NurM-ry about one mile northeast of MiHiintoKii, wht-i'e he has been testing a large number of : lie different virieties of Grapes ; and having been in the business for seven years; he is now prepared to furnish VINES OF ALL THE LEADING VARIETIES, AND OF THE MOST PROMISING KINDS, AT I, O .V EX A T r;s, bythesinqle viae, dozen, hundrei or thou sand. All persons wishing good ami thrifty vines will do well to call and see for them selve. iuy-Good asd rcspur.sibk Agouti wan!cd. Address, JONAS OBERHOLTZER. MitSintown, Juniata Co., Pa. The "Guvnor1 Market Car. THE undersigiud, having purchased of S. II. r.ron the renowned "Guyper" 1 Market Car, de-ires to inform his frienis of , Mitliin, Patterson and vicinity, and the pnb : lie generally, tliit he will run the car regu larly, leavine Mifflin Station every Monday noon for thrf Eastern markets, and teturning on WEDNESDAY, loaded with FRESH FISH, OYSTERS, APPLES, VEGETABLES OF ALL KINDS IN SEASON, And Everything Usually Carried in a .Market Car. Also, Freight Carried, at Seasonable Eates, Either Wa7. Orders from merchants and others solicited. jp- Prompt attention to business will be given and satisfaction guaranteed. Orders left at Joseph Penuell's store in Patterson, will receive attention. 0. V.'. WILSON. April 28, 1671. S. B. LOUDON, MrcilOIIAJVT TAILOIl, "tTTOULD respectfully inform the public Y that he has removed bis Tailoring Es tablishment to a room in Major Nevin's new building, on the Parker lot, on Bridge street, Milllintown, anl has opened out a LARGER ND FINER ASSORTMENT Or CL 0 TIIS. CASSIMf.RVS, VESTIXGS, AC Than ever was before brjught to this town which he is prepared to make Is order in the LATES1 AXD HOST IJIPR 0 VED STYLE, And in a manner that will defy all competi tion. He also manufactures to order, all sorts of CUSTOM WORK On reasonable terms. -; By strict attention to business, he hopes to receive a liberal share of public patron age Give him a call and inspect bis styles of cutting and workmanship before going elsewhere. BLOOMS BURG STATE NORMAL - SCHOOL AND - - Literary and Commercial Institute. The Faculty of this Institution aim to be very thorough in their instruction, and to 1 - - T. . ' 1 .. -I".,,- t . - .nna-m ll O 1 1 h And j moralB of the students. ff& -Apply ior catalogues to HENRY CARVER. A. M., Sept 28, 1870-Gin Principal. 1 TARTIN A WALTERS alwaya keep op il their stock of GROCERIES and will not ' be excelled either in the quality ar prica of their goods in this line. Give them a call before going ekewhere. IJotts Corner. . , THE WAS&ERER. v - . . - ' 1 - l" Bt TBEU .1. HARRIS. - f Stranger! it's very eold to night, And I've no place to go No place to lay my weary head, To shield me from the snow. There are hundreds pass me on the street, I ask them where to go ; And then they ruthlessly pass by And leave ue in the snow. Oh, stranger, do not pass me by, And leave me on the street, With nothing for mj covering Except the hail and sleet. I had as good a home, perhaps, As any one you'll find, But father died when I was young Then mother lout her mind. They sent her to the almshouse, To pine sway and die. And the !s looking down on me Froni yonder starless sky. And ber heart must be sad to see Me wandering to and fro, And asking every one I meet To tell lue where to go. But, hark ! those chilling blasts of wind, As they go passing by, Appear to sing a requiem, "That I must surely die !" The stranger's gone ! Too late for help, I'll mike the snow my bed, And all the passers-by will hear The winds sigh, "She is dead !" lilisitllantous cal)in. IS THE MOTHER OF A YOUMi FAMILY 10 HE PITIED t BT A X0T1IER. I am perfectly wtll aware that very many of my friends pity me. Not all of them are candid enough to tell this in so many words; gome how it in their looks, others act it out, but a few take me by hand and eay, "My dear sister, I am downright sorry for you." It has been a curiom, aud I confess a somewhat amusing' study to me to ob serve that these good people pity me not because they see the trials that I feel, but because, imngiuiug themselves, vdnepd iii the nredirarient of Laving so , , - 0 - many children, the rlifticullies seem ap-! palling. - They don't stop to think that the evil (its they look st ;t) has come on i very gradually at intervals of a year or: two, aud that by now I have had time j to get used to it, and that all my former ambition o have elegant dresses and to; be a stylish housekeeper is laid away for a season. Mrs. Kcepcuistmight says : 4-If yon would only manage your children better yon would not Lave half ihe trouble with them that you do now. When a child knows enough to cry, it kuows enough to learu something " Every body knows a child that aiu't a fool cries when it is born, and theu's the time to commei.ee to edicate them, I say. If you had brought your childtcn np as I did, I hey never would a cried after the lirst week or two, and after they had been waslud ai:d polished and dressed the first thing in the morning, there'd be no more trouble wi:h 'em than the chairs aud tables." I am conscious that I look at her in a dreamy sort of a way, as I hug my baby tighter in my arms, for I am thinking of three little graves side by side in the cold church yard, and of the small mar ble sacred to their memory, and thnt this is all that is left of the theory of Mrs. Keepemstraight. Mrs. Allchapel don't see how it is that I cau consent to be absent from the sanctuary so much. "Ju3t think of it," she says, "sometimes you don't hear a gospel sermon for six or eight consecu tive Sabbaths, and that pretty lavender hat you had last summer you didn't wear to meeting three times, and all be cause you have so mauy children. I should think you would feel as though you could not have it eo Mrs. Evcrshine often comes in to see me, because she t-ays it docs her good, and makes me more contented to see how cheerful I am under adversity(by this last word she means my children, I sup pose), but she always acts as though I allowed my darlings to make a dining table of the parlor sofa. She glances at the chairs, and turns np her velvet cloak aud sits on the veriest cornner, bolt up right. She told a neighbor of mine that my house looked neat always, but then how conld it be clean with so many chil dren ? Mrs. Do-it Brown, one of your thor oughly neat, childrenless. white aproned women, who devotes all the energies of her capacious mind to keeping her house, herself, her husband, and mother-in-law neat and clean never by any chance de viating from this object in life thinks when she remembers me ; If I had to have those children, if I had to have the doors left open on me every few minutes, and the dust and dirt blown in from " the street on my brocatel furniture, and bad to have mud on uiy kitchen floor and wet feet on my sitting-room lounge, and the chair staves marked, and my door knobs greased, and my window panes fingered, and the table cloths knife-cut, and the china broken, and my glasses cracked, and the nap worn on my far pets, I shonld go out of mjr mind or die. I know she .fcels in this way, for not long, sine, when sue, was fretting about her troubles, having such inefficient help and the vexation of changing servants so often, and that it took unflinching vigilance to keep everything just as clean as it conld be, and I ventured to say, "And if you had so many children as I have!" she turned and looked at me with a peculiar expression of pity and scorn, and said, "I should go out of my mind or die !" Well bet-1 am to be pitied t Li t us see. These people are lonesome, weary of themselves, filled with ennui. Now I have no chance to be lonely, very little time to think about myself, and as to ennui, why the thing is absurd I only know it by name aud hearsay. . These people icel that they can depend abso-a lutely on no one's friendship, while I know that I aud my children love otie auoiher.. What sort of an old age do they anticipate I Their own friends dead, will the young world of strangers care for them ? In whose family will they find a home 1 While I know that if I bring my children np in the precept of the Bible, which teaches them to respect old age and honor their parents. I shall have a comfortable and happy home with my own children. - Yes, aud I am happy now, happy in making them comfortable and happy in teaching them to be truth ful and noble, and never a day passes but something funny the baby does, or some thing queer the children say, m ikes me laugh heartly. Then don't pity me, friends. Tity the heathen pity the poor homeless, moth erless ones pity the children of the burnt prairie, and of Chicago. Ah! and pray for thtin, and help them too it will do you good But don't waste your pity on me, for I need it not. II toth and Hume. m A COW-ARDLY SENSATION. A cow was the cause of a most re markable devastation a few nights since, Brpakiug itilo the yard of Mr. Lambert's dwelling, and putting her head into an emjrty barrel in an exploring tour for any contents it might have, she was unable to cxtricateherbtlf, aud soon became thor oughly frighteued, and began to rush wildly around. In this condition she forced her way iuti the woodshed, and thence into the dining room of the house, becoming all the while the more furious. From this room she made her way into the parlor, throwing down and trampling under foot everything that came in her way. Mrs. Lambert aroused her hus baud, who arose, and went for help. The cow next rushed into the bedroom where Mrs. Lambert, with a little baby and one child occupied a bed, while nnother little child was in a crib in front of it. The enraged animal mounted the bed, but help arrived, and not an instant too soon. The window was raised from the outside, and Mr. McKeuzic attempted to enter, when the barrel gave him a blow which knocked him back against the fence. The children were at last secured and passed through the window and Mrs. Lambert soon followed. The door of the bed room was then closed, and the cow left to herself. At length she became quiet; the doors were opened and the walked out. The furniture, which was very nice, is fearfully demoralized The plastering is knocked from the walls and the panels of the doors broken out. Detroit Tri lune. Awarded. A citizen of Elizabeth, N. J., went to the cars on Thanksgiving day to see his daughter off. Seenriug her a seat, ' he passed out of the cars, and went ronnd to her window to say a parting word, as is .frequently done on such occasions. While he was passing out the daughter left the seat to speak to a friend and at the same time, a prim looking lady who oecnpied the seat with her, moved up to the window. Unaware of the important changes inside, onr ven erable friend hastily pnt his face np to the window and hurriedly exclaimed, "One more kiss, sweet pet.' In another instant the point of a blue eonton um brella caught his seductive lips, followed by the passionate injunction, "Scat you gray-h-e-a-d-e-d wrotch !" Aadhescatted. A Fortunate Dream. a musician residing in Angusta, Me., played at a ball on Monday evening, 20th ult , and after the ball retired to rest as nsual, but was restless and unable to sleep, and a sensa tion of dread of something wrong took hold of his mind. So strong did this un easiness become, that he at length arose and took the first train to Augusta, and immediately went to his home, where he found Lis wife and little son of four years of age both nearly suffocated from coal gas. It was along time before they could be revived. Had he been absent an hour .longer they would doubtless have been both dead. B'tngor Whig. - On Sunday, evening a week, 4 ten year old daughter of Mr. Nicholas Knode, of Douglass township, Montgomery Co., was kicked on the head by a horse and instantly killed. '' ' ' 3 a 1 1: -s'.-. . J ,' ..; LIGHT AT LAST. The Bowlsby Mystery Solved -The Mys terions Yeunir Woman at the Hudson River Railroad Depot. ... . The World has this story : The sad fate of Miss Alice Angusta Bowlaby, of Patterson N. J., will hardly be forgotten for years to come. It will be remembered that on Saturday, Aug ust 2Gth, au illiterate Irish carman nam ed Pickett was asked by a woman to take a trunk from a house to the Hud son River railroad denot for her. She told the carman her name was J nlia Snyder, and that he should go to the j house, j37 Sccoud avenue, and ring the i basement bell, get the trunk aud take it , to the depot, where she would meet him. j The niau did. lie went there, and from a man whom he subsequently identified as j Jacob Rosenzweig, alias Aseher, received i a common, small sized trunk. This he j took to the railway depot, met the wo man there ; she seemed afraid of the trunk breaking. Lad a strap put on it, bought a ticket for Chicago, aud left The carman did the same. The tiunk was placed ou the baggage platform of the depot, where, from a repulsive odor exuding from it, it attracted the atten tion of the raihead officials, and was burst open. In it was fouud the body of Miss Bowlsby, uude aud dead, crushed in a space so small that the accomplish ment of the fiendish act would seem an impossibility, were it not for the fact of its having beeu doue. WHO WAS THE WOMAN ? When the police searched Rosenzweijr's ! house on Wednesday, the 30th of Aug- ust, they fouud a quantity of letters, i nresciiutions aud other documents. Among them was the draft of an affida vit to be made by Rosenzweig, to the effect that one James Miller, suffering from lung disease, by his advice had left the city for the South to recruit his health. Ou the back of this, in a scrawl ing, feeble band, was written : ''Agnetta Dumoyn "East Henrietta Monroe county ' State of New York this is my birth place where I was born where once I was happy and free, but now I am doomed to roam in sorrow aiul j Anger.'' j The wiiter of this, AgnetU Dumoyn, i U the woman, or rather the girl, who I had the trunk containing Miss liowlsby's j body brought to the Huisou River depot by the carman I ickctt. Agnetta Dumoyn is nearly 20 years I of age, but looks younger, She is an orphan, both her parents, ; farming people, being dead. In the ' country her life was a quiet one and her j reputation that of a good girl. But, like Alice Bowlsby, she fell, aud her seducer sent her to this city, where she went, as as did Alice Bowlsby for the same pur pose, to Jacob Rosenzweig. He was then living at 105 First aveuue. Th,e operation he there peformed ou her was successful, and she did not die from its effects. Thus began her acquaintance with Rosenweig, which continued up to his arrest. ALICE BOWLSBY'S DEATH. At 11:15 o'clock ou Wednesday, the 23d of August, Alice A. Bowlsby walk- i ed into 3, Amity place, where, under the j name of Aseher, Rosenzweig advertised his terrible calling. There she bargained with him for her death, and paid him S60 with the promise of $25 additional for ! murdering her. Rosenzweig brought her ' up town with him, and they elite ling the I house, were seen by the girl Jane John son. She died on Friday night. The girl Agnetta Dumoyn slept in Rosenz- weig's house that night. SHE SUGGESTS THE TRUNK The next morning Rosenzweig went out early, and calling ou an undertaker, named Boyle, asked if he could not bury the body of his servant girl, who was poor, iu the cheapest cemetery, without a burial permit. Boyle said he could not. Rosenzweig came home and told Netta Dumoyn his situation. She said in a moment, ' Ilave you an old truuk in the place ? Rosenzweig replied, "Yes, but what "of that?" She said, '-Why can't you put it into it and send it away J" It was done. But who should carry it to the railroad ? Rosenzweig dare not. She offered to do it for SI 00. She got the money. Jane Johnson, the servant girl, was sent out to walk with the children, and told she could stay out until evening. The carman Pickett came, the trunk was taken away, and all thought they were eecure. So mnch so that when Netta Dumoyn left the depot she returned to Rosenzweig's house, supped with him and his wife, and slept there that night. The next day the newspapers blared the dreadful discovery abroad, and with the early morning she fled from justice. WHBRB CAN HB BE? It is impossible to tell. The ticket for Chicago that she purchased, No. 1, 506, was traced to Albany, and it is probable she went to Canada Detec tive Ekill fails to discover her where abouts. But wherever she may be, the terrible recollection of crime will always be with her presence, and render infinite ly more miserable her wretched life. WHAT THE CEDAR RAPIDS HI'S HAS D POISI) IX HIS WIFE'S CLOSET Cedar Rapids has had a jealous bus band sensation. A rich resident of that ambitious city, who has a pretty and sweet young wife, has fr some time been the victim of suspicions. He laid a plan He aunonnced that he was going East to stay at a water-cure for a month. And be did go. But he came back on the next train, reaching his home as it slum bered in the peace of drowsy midnight. If there was any thing wrong he knew he had it by the ear The only light was in his wife's bed room, lie lingered under the window to hear the murmur of low voices. He heard it. How his wrath raged. With pistol iu one baud and night key in the other, he bounded np the steps, through the outer door Reach ing the bed room door, it was locked. Ilia wife had heard the footsteps, and In terror wanted to know "who Was there ?' He replied, he believed it washer hus band. She would open the door in a minute. This was the straw that made the irate husband irater. With a heavy and wrathful foot he banged against the door, and the door yielded. The observer tells the rest : "This bombardment was greeted with a shriek from his wife, aud the infuriated husband rnshed in just iu time to see the door of a closet closing. Now he had him ! Now (and Le ground his teeth iu ecstacy of rage) how he would rend the destroyer of his domestic happiness. His wife placed herself in front of the closet d7or and entreated him not to open it. This only added fuel to the flame of jealousy that was raging like a volcano with the "pent up Utica,,' of hia breast, lie thrust her away and jerked open the door and saw rn dishabille Miss -, a neighbor lady friend, who had been in vitcd to stay with her during his ab sence .' 1N A PREDICAMtWT. It is very pleasant to be in love some- ! times, but quite annoying when the ttn ! der feeling is accompanied by those petty j drawbacks which are sure to follow pa rential hostility. Suuh at least is the ' experience of one August Kleine, a youth whose heart has softened and whose brain has grown dizzy beneath the smiles of a Camden belle. Somehow or other her father won't listen to his suit, and clacestiue interviews have taken place in a vacant lot in tho rear of her residence. Seated on a bench, elose up khed, 33,023,210. The colored popula to the fence, they did bill and coo fear- j tion is 4'8SG,387: Chines, 63,254; Indian, lessly as two gentle turtle doves. But!3S3,712 one evening, lately, iheir stolen inter j Damages for Slander In a recent views were discovered by the girl's ( action fur slander brought by Miss Sarah brother, a malignant little wretch, who , Reedy, of Tulpehocken, Berks county, out of their love determined to extract i against Mrs. Sarah Trontman, the plain, some fun for himself. With this end in ! tiff recovered two thousand four hnndrcd view he watched for their next meeting, ' dollars. A warning to over-talking wo- and when they were comfortable seated on j men to put a Iridic upon their tongne9. the bench, he managed, without exciting A hhsl off b a their suspu.ons, to draw the gentleman's Bj,robrijgCf LanCiWtel conntj iu Ul0 Ut coat tail and a part of the lady's ,er prt of Juro that threw out about a through ..crack in the fence and fastened lbolul11j toU9 of sloIll.. 1,iflecn t,10U8and them to a post. This accomplished, he of jimc Un j . l i.. c . - l : - p.i . J scieamed lustily for hia father. At the first screech the lovers blurted to run, but the post held them fast. "Let me go !" pleaded the lady, 'ft... .1 :.. ,.-..,t;.,. i . ir j i. jj throw hia efinr nir nnn nniinrien nw.iff Now the lady couldn't juU off her coat, neither could she unloose it. Her lover had left her, her brother still screamed, and she, like an ambitous dray horse, still tugged at the obdurate post. The old man was by this time heard approaching. But one course was left. A desperate pull tore the dress loose at the waist, and a skeleton-clad figure fled wildly across the lot. Somehow or other the lovers haven't met since. OXARRELIXCi. If any thing in the world will make a man feel badly, except pinching his fin gers in the crack of a door, it is unques tionably a quarrel. No man ever fails to think less of himself after it than before, It degrades him in the eyes of othcrs.and, what is worse, blunts his sensibilities on the one hand, and incases the power of passionate irritability on the other. The truth is, the more peacefully aud quietly we get on, the better for our neighbors. In nine cases out of ten, the better course is if a roan cheats yon, cease to deal with him, if he is abusive, quit his company ; aud if he slanders you, take care to live so that nobody will believe him. No matter who he is, or how he misuses you, the wisest way is to let him alone; for there is nothing better than this cool, calm, and quiet way of dealing with the wrongs we meet with. "Mother, send for the doctor j" "Why, my son I" "'Case that man in the parlor is going to die he said he would, if sister Jaue would not marry him and Jane said the would not." The truths of the gospel, like the pre cious metals, may be so hidden as not to be found by those who desire them not while to those who seek for divine knowl edge as for a hidden treasure, all things i ' will be made plain. short rrais. Fernandia, Fla., lias ripe strawberries. Philadelphia owns some three thou sand riggei vessels. " " Kvergreens--MeTchant8 who expect to make money wilbont advertising. . , In a iaid on "keno' in Memphis, fifty leadiug citizens were captured in one den. The importation of live hoga. from Iowa into California is a lively and proitable business. T&e greatest ship owner in America is Thomas Clyde, of Philadelphia. Ho owns fifty-two steamers. In a jury of twelve persons empanel ed al Lancaster, recently, seven of them were ex-Sheriffs. A woman who spent her life in gath ering rags, at Fort Wayne, lad. recently died and oeijm ated hrr husband $4000. Sarah Seymour, aged only fifteen year of Athens township, Bradford county, alter six years piece worki has finished a bee qnilt eontaiuing 5,355 pieces " At Memphis, Tcnu , the wifs of Cor oner Moffatt committed suicide, en Tues day week, "by ripping open her stomach with a carving knife ' A year ao fh'sre was bat one hoaso at Beloit, Mitchell county, Kansas. The other day niuc lota were sold for one Lnndred dollars each. A lady in Quebec was bo afflicted at the sudden death of her husband that she wept herself perfectly blind in two weeks thereafter. For innocently throwing a handful of red pepper into a burning stove in a dance hall in Dalton, N. an unsophisticated young mau has been fined 21 and costs. An amateur naturalist iu Washington . has collected ninety-eight eats of different colors to ascertain if the proverb be true which sayes that they will all become gray iu the dark. It is a general complaint all over the State, that the attention of courts of jus tice is too much oecnpied with petty crim inal business, which ought to be settled by magistrates. An American-of coarse it is an American-has started ferry boat on the Sea of Galilee, and (he steam whistle and en gine gong are henceforth to do violence to its echoes. The total pouldthin of the United State?, as correctly stated iu the report of the Superintendent of the Census, just firt- manufactured from the stone thrown ont by this blast, and there yet remains a portion to be worked up aud burned. There is a man In Deborah, Illnois, so penurious that, when shelling cofn and a i 0 kernel flew tuto the wood pile, he removed , seven cords of wood to find it. A neigh bor etaudiug by dropped a kernel where the searcher was looking, but when he found it he said: You cau't fool me with that small kernel; the one I lost was a larger one. The following anecdote was told with mrent c!pf at n 7inrr hv WilliMm IV 10 t- "J ........ .u then Duke of Clarence: ..I was ridin? in j tLe park tLe tllIi(,r day the roa)J tween TedJiegton and Hampton wick, when I was overtaken by a Lutcher' s boy on horselack, with a tray of meat under his arm. 'Nice pony, that of yours, old gentleman,' said he. 'Pretty fair,' was my reply. 'Mine's a good 'untoo,' rejoined he, 'and I'll trot you to Hampton wick for a pot of brer. I declined the ... . - .1 t. 1 1 1 I me ttu'.i iuc uuituir a uojr.as lie SlUCK. his single spur iuto Lis horse's side, ex- 1 c,aimed , fc f ,r thought yon were only a mtiff!" ' One of the board of education, jroin?; his rounds as an amateur, put the follow ing question to a scholar in a country fcchool : ' How do yon parse 'Miry milked the cow T " The last word was disposed of as follows: "Cow is a noun, feminine gender, singular number, third persnn, and stands for Mary." "Stands for Mary I" exclaimed one of the board: "How do you make that ont 1" Because," added the intelligent pupil, "if the cow didn't stand for Mary how could Mary milk her ?" At Berlin, Vermont, a mm has put np the following notice in the village post office: My wife Mary Miller, having de ceived me in regard to her age, before marriage claiming to be 26 only, when she was 32, with teeth badley decayed, while I am not 22, with perfectly sound teeth, there fore I will pay no deptsof her I contracting. iia L. H x Church. -mark. 1 iitl i s '. hi ! 1 I ; ' HP t , U MM i i-.