Rjmrs'ffi?" ABimmsIm vi tf eil.il 1j xM A kll dertis4af fsV less-ha tare avewtas fat en Squat of eight lines let wi h charged one insertion, 76 cents, three Jl.oJ, and 50 cents for each subserjuetil insertion. Administrator's. -Eaecotor'wsnd Auditor's Notices, $2,00. Professional aadUBuin4S Cards, not exoeeding one eqitare, and inclu ding iopy of paper, $8,00 per year. Nofices in reading columns, ten cents per Una. Mee; chents advertising by the year at special rates. -f r , ' 3 'r'omtkr 6 rionthf. h t yMr. One square 4.5 $ 6,00 $10.otf Two squares.-... 1 6.0l . 9.00 -. l.OU ESTABLISHED IS 1846. TOPUIRCD F.VIB.T 'WtDHIDAf MOEWIMO,1 Bridge Street, apposite the Odd Fellows' Hall, MIFFLINTOWN. PA.' ' 'iU Thb Jbhata Sbstibbl is published every Wednesday moraine; ar $1,50 ft year, in ad vance; or $2, Oft- in all aaea if not paid promptly in advance. No subscriptions dis continued until all arrearage are paid, unless at the option of the publisher. . ... . . .... ri i . .y 5' i IT Hi ' ril K 8.ii ": T-iiinini !! B. F. SCH1TEIEB, thb oobstitotios tbi bbiob ano isroaosMiiT or tub taws.) mi;; ha .;, 1 f EDITOR A5D PEOPBIETOK. Three squares.... 8.00 02.00 ?0.H 55,00 45.00 80.0t One-fourth eol'n. 14.00 . 20.00 Half rolu'ma-.... 1 8.0 25.00 VOLUME XXIV NO. SS." MIFFLINTOWN; JUHiATA COUNTf, PNN!A.,f SEPTEMBER 7, l70. t v 'WHOLE NUMBER 1225 Oneoolumn.... 30,00 . 45,00 Twin HIiiMiii - i7M -AVAVVfttt&n r4 H K a.-'Aa," 'JA -'II'"' ' "a. I'M-.' . professional Catbs. McCLCRK, ATTORNEY AT LAW, 144 SOUTH SIXTH 8IREET, PHILADELPHIA. oct27-tf JOBERT McMEEN. ATTORNEY AT LAW, MIFFLINTOWN, PA. Office on Bridge street, in the room formerly occupied by Eira D. Parker, Esq. g B. LOUDEN, MIFFLINTOWN", PA., Offers hit services to the eitixeos of Juni ata county as Auctioneer and Vendue Crier. Charges, from two to ten dollars. Satisfac tion warranted. nov3-im. THOMAS A. ELDER, jfLxT MIFFLINTOWN, PA. jffiee hours A. M. to S P. M. Office in Itelford's building, two doors above the.fen tmtl office. Bridge street. augl8-tf DR. T. C. RUXDIO, 3D BE S3 2 PATTERSON, PENN'A, August 18, 18GSMf. B. Lie ., HOlLtOrHATIC niYSICIAS k SURGEON Having peraianen'Jy located in the borough of Mifllintown. offers his provisional services 10 the citizens of this place and surrounding country Otfiee on Main street, over Beidler's Drug Store. aug 18 ISM-tf 0. W. McPHERRAH, gttornfjiat.Iauj,! C01 SANSON STREET, PHILADELPHIA. aug 18 1869-ly QESTR1L CLAIM AGENCT, JAMES M. SELLERS, 144 SOUTH SIXTH STREET, PHILADELPHIA. tf, Bounties. Tensions, Back Py. Horse Claims, Stale Claims, Sie., promptly collected, No Clarice for information, nor when money , i. nut collected. !!!!il!L 1 gusincss (Carijs. NEW DRUG STORE. BANKS FlIAMLIX, Main Strret, MijHmtvnn, Fa DEALERS IN 1 DKltS 110 JIUMfHEi, Chemicals, Oils. Varnishes, I'litty, Lumps, Chimneys. Infants Brushes, Glass, Coal Oil, Burners, brushes. Soaps Hair Brushes. Toothbrushes. Perfumery, Tombs. j Uair Oil, 10 Nations ' CT)Ers, ' j ' , - ,r ' ! LAROh ARlhTi Or ) PATENT MEDICINES i selected with great care, and warranted from 'purest of WINES ASD LIQUORS forMedi- j cat Purposes. BQT PRESCRIPTIONS compounded with great care. mal6'70-3y CLARK A FRANK, HARDWARE DEALERS, OPPOSITE TI1K COURT HOUSE, MIFFLINTOWN, PENN'A.' Iron. Steel. Nails, Nail Rod, Horse Shoes, Carpenter. Builders, Carriage Makers, Cab inet Makers and House lurniahing H A R D W A R E. Call before purchasing elsewhere, at CLARK & FRANKS, ang 18, 18C.9-tf Mifllintown, Pa. F. II. SAIGER, WITH SIIUMWAY. CHANDLER & CO. Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in BOOTS & SHOES, 221 Market aud 210 67irr7 S'., PHILADLPHIA. apr 1 S. 1 870 J. M. KEPHEART BARNES BROTH ER&HERRON. WnOLSSALE DEALIBS IN HATS AND CAPS, 603 Market Street, Philadelphia, aug 18, 18G9-ly. KOONS, SCHWARZ & CO., j COMMISSION MERCHANTS! AND WHOLESALE DEALSRS t!f MACKEREL, SALMON, HERRING, SHAD, AND PROVISION GENERALLY. 144 North Delaware Avenue, and 137 North Water Street PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A. aug 18 1869-ly THl OLD ESTABLISH ID rlBM, J. J. RICHARDSON & CO. 126 Habkct Stbsbt, Phiiad'a Is the largest Manufacturing Confectioner and Wholesale Dealers in Fruits, huts, Ac, in the Coited States. fncat bufrtistmtnfs. WILLIAM WISE. Mifflinta MilHintoWB, P., . Ant of the CELEBRATED AMERICAN ORGANS for Juniata eonnty. These are the best ORGANS now made. Suited to all rircumsiances. Trices ranging from $100 51000. Also, Agent for FIRST CLASS PIANOS. All instruments sold warranted for five years. aug 2 1870-tf. The Place fur Good Grape-vines IS AT THE uniala IMltn ijiirtprbs, JuD GBAPE-VIXE MRSEKT. THE fol E undersigned would respectfully in rm the public that he has started i Grape-vine Nursery about one mile northeast j OI MiminiOWU, wnere do ns imu i,uig b larre number of the different varieties of Grapes ; and having been in the business for i seven years, be is now prepareu io mrnisu VINES OF ALL THE LEADING VARIETIES, AND OF THE MOST PROMISING KINDS, AT LOW RATES. by the single vine, doien, hundred or thou sand. All persons wishing good and thrifty vines will do well to call and see for there- , fay- Good and responsible Agentv wanted. Address, JONAS OBERHOLTZER. , Mifllintown, Juniata Co., Pa. Feb- 14, 187u-ly rasics -Jons soatn. FASICK & NORTH, SOOT & SHOE MAKERS, ' MAIN STREET, MIFFLIN, the Hotel Builih'ng rf Mr. Yuunj. (laving entered into partnership, we are now prepared to manufacture and have for sale H kinds of ROOTS, SHOES AND GAITERS, FOR i GENTS', LADIES AND CHILDREN. ! Our work is all manufactured by ourselves, I and we warrant it to be made of tbe best ma ; terial. Oil work aold at our counter will be i repaired free of charge, should the seaming 1 give way. 1 Give us a call, for we feel eonfiJent that we 1 can furnish you with any kind of work you 1 may desire. Dye Stuff BxSRepairing done neatly and at reasnna Faints. I ble rates. FASICK & NOKTII. aug I, l6-tr. COME THIS WAY V UK. 1 Cl., f 1 Will tUIU 1 ITU OIUIC i rTHE undPiKnea having opened a Flour and Feed Store on Main street, opposite the Post Office, iu the building formerly occu- pie(J bT CaieD parker, would respectfully ""ounce to the citizens of Mifllintown and t "tiu. ' . " ' " to . " 1 " " - . the public with FLOUS AWO FEEDa StXH AS Corn Meal, Corn, OaU, Chop, Muldlings, Short$, Bran, i(C IfC., And everything nsually kept in a First-class Feed Store. Also, POTATOES FOR SALE CHEAP. BtS- I will deliver all goods if ordered. I respectfully solicit a liberal share of public patronage. ENOS BERGY. Mifllintown, April 20, 1870.3m. CONFECTIONERY , FRUIT STORE. THE undersigned, thankful for past pat ronage, takes this method of informing his old customers and the public generally, that he has added another large and well selected stock of Oranges, Lemons, Potatoes, Tobac co, Cigars, Spices of all kinds, and the larg est ttoek of Confectioneries ever brought to the county ; also, Fresh Bread, Rolls, Cakes, &c. ' Having purchased the Mifflin Bakery, I am prepared to furnish Bread, Rolls, Pies. Pret zels, Dutch Cake, Rye Bread, Ginger Cake, Sugar Cake, Spice Cake, Pound Cake, Fruit Cake, Sponge Cake, Ac. Jelly Moll and Or namental Cakes made to order. B0 Having secured the services of a first class baker, I am prepared to furnish the country trade with all kinds of cakes at rea sonable rates. Nov. 10, 18C9. WM. H. EGOLF. NEW TIN SHOP AT . JOHffSTOWff, JUNIATA CO., PA. THE undersigned, having returned and taken charge of the above stand, where he was formerly doing business, would beg leave to inform his friends and the pnblic generally, that he will constantly keep on hand and be prepared at all times to supply the demand for . TIN AND 8U.EET IRON WARE, ROOFING, JOBBING, &C In fact everything necessary for the full sup ply in this line of business. . 3, Repairing will be made a specialty, and will receive prompt attention. '- He hopea by striot attention to busi ness to merit and receive a liberal share of publio patronage. ' " 1 3. H. HOSTETLER. Feb 2, 1870-6m , OFvTHE FOLSOM IMPROVED eptJ Twenty-Five Dollar Family Sew ing Machine. The cheapest First Class Ma chine in the Market. Agents teanled in every Tovn, Liberal commission allowed. For terms and circular, address, A. S. Hamilton, Gen, Agent, No. 700 Chestnut St., Fhila, Pa. aisrflLanfous. QROVER & BAKER'S SEWING. MACHINES. The followiug are selected from thou sands of testimonials of similar character, las expressing the reasons for the prefer ence for tbe urovgr & Jjakkb Machines over all others. .,. 1 " I lika the G rover & Baker Machine, the first place, because, if I had any other, I should still want a Grover t Baker, nod, hav ing a Graver & Baker, it answers the purpose .of all the rest. It does a greater variety of ; work and it is easier to learn than any other." Jfr. J. C. Croly Jenny June " I have had several years' experience with a Grover & Baker 'Machine, which has given me great satisfaction. I think the Grover & Baker Machine is more eaily managed, and s blt -o get out of order. I prefer the lA'cw i'ork, ' I have had one in my family for some two ; years, and from what I know of its workings, land from the testimony of. many of my friends who nee the same, I can hardly see how anything could be more complete or giva better satisfaction." Mrt General Grant. " I believe it to be the best, all things con sidered, of any that I , have known. It is very simple and easily learned ; the sewing from the ordinary spools is a great advan Uge ; the stitch is entirely reliable ; it does ornamental work beautifully ; it is not liable t get out of order." 3lrt. A. M. Spooner, 88 2on4 Street, Brooklyn. " I am acquainted with tbe work of the principal machines ; and I prefer the Grover & lUker to them all, because I consider the stitch more elastic. I have work now in tbe hus which was done nine years ago, which is still good." Mr: Dr. McCready, A'o. 43 Eut Tirenty tnird Street, Setc York "More than two-thirds of all the. sewing dose in my family f jr the last two years has been done by Grover & Baker's Machine, and I never had a garment rip or need mending, except those rents which frolicsome boys will make in whole cloth. It is in my opinion by far tbe most valuable of any I have tried." Mrt. Jlrnnr Ward lieeeher. - The Grover 5c Baker Sewing Machine Company manufacture both the Elastic Stitch "aud Lock Stitch Machines, and offer the pnblic a choice of the bett ma - chines of both kiuds, at their establish mcnts in all the large citie?, and through agencies in nearly all towns throughout the country. Price Lists and samples of sewing in both stitches furnuhed on ap plication to Grover Sc Baker S. M. Co., 1 15 Market street, Harrisbtirg. April 27. 1870. MIFFLIlfTOWN FOUNDRY MACHINE SHOP! riiih nnuersignea woum respectfully an - 1 nounce to the oitixens of Juniata and adjoining counties, that he has purchased the M:Slintewn lounary and Machine bhop, and is prepared to manufacture article of various descriptions, such as Fovr and Six UoTsc-jover Threshing Machines, also, Eight and Ten Horse Power Machines, being the most celebrated, and best adapted to tbe wants of tbe farmer now extant, and which I will 'warrant to perform all they are recommended to do Plows of the latest and most improved patterns, considered by all who hare used them to be superior to any now in use in this part of tbe country. I would espeeially call the attention of farmers to the IRON KING PLOW, which 1 am man ufacturing with the latest improvements for 1870. I am also prepared to manufastnre all kind of Mill Gearings, such as Cog Gearing, Gudgeons, Saw Mill Cranks, and Turning and fitting np the same. I also manufacture all kinds of Coal, ood, Parlor and Cooking Stoves. : '-' "' I also manufacture Hollow Ware, "Waffle Roller for tanners, Ac. Old Metal and country produce of all kinds taken in exchange for work. Femember I sell ten 'per cent, 'cheaper than any other establishment in the country. J. A. 1'KlSnEl.i.. Feb 16, 1870-tf. I THE HYPERION II AIR CURLERS. , AH INDISPENSABLE AETI CLE rOB TBB LADIES. . (PaCJJu!y9,'G7.) This Curler is the most perfect invention ever offered to the pub. lie- It is easily op erated, neat in appear ance, and will not injure the hair, as there is no beat required, nor any metalie substance nsed to rust or break thehair. Manufactured only, and for sale by 1 McMillan & co , . ' 63 North Front Street, Philadelphia;' Sold at Dry- eods, Trimmings and Notion Stores. f f ... r- , . ..0. . , f , N-. B Single Box 2" cents'; 3 Boxes as sorted siies. 65 cts. ' Mailed free to any part of the United States,-' upon receipt Att the money. t- June 15 tim. Kishacoqnillas Seminary. THIS Institution affords to both Vexes' su ' perior advantages of education on lib eral terms. Every department French, Ger man, Painting. Drawing and Music inoluded tilled by con pe teat and largely experieneed teachers. . : -' . i Expenses for the Year, 1200. - Fall term opens August 81, 1870. ' For catalogue address MARTIN MOHLER, Prin.. ' ' Eishacoquillas, Mifflin Co., Pa. aug7-3m . ' .SUSQUEHANNA ; . female (Coltffjf, SELINSGROTE, PA. , ; EXT scholastio year begins Aug. 18th. Thoronsrh instruction, freed board, com fortably furnished rooms, light, fuel, ad washing, $180 per year;- " Apply lor reier enees and catalogues to W9. ETLIS, 1. X , Principal. Aug. 10, 187U-4W . .. LAST NOTICE. Notice is hereby given that I have purchased from H. H. Wilson the Books of the Juniata Sentirel office while that paper was published by him. All ac counts for subscription, advertising or job work will be paid to me. r Persons knowing themselves indebted On these books must make immediate payment, otherwise the ac counts will be placed in the hands of an offi cer for eolleotion. ' June22-3m SAMUEL LEONARD. Bf. Handbills for puhlie sales printed on short notice at the Sitisi, OrricL,- ffV rw'iJlJmKViA pott's Corntr. From Ths Ecito. DRIED-APPLE PIES. . I loath ! abhor ! detest ! despise! "' '' Abominate dried apple pies ; '1 ':,;;'" ; I like good bread, I like goo d neat, ' Or Any thing that's good to eat ; ' . , Bat of all poor grub beneath the skies, j Ths poorest is dried-apple pies. . . ... Give me toothache or sore eyes In preference to such kind of pies. t The farmers take the knorltest fruit. .. 'Tis wormy, bitter and hard, to boot i , They leave the hulls to make us cough, And don't take half the peelings off. Then on a dirty cord they're strung ; . ! And from some chamber window hung ; And then they serve a roost for flies t'ntil they're ready to makes pies. Tread on my corns, or tell me lies, ' But don't pass me dried-apple pies.' 2lisctIlantoiis Juabhuj.'. THE FERE El OTTAWA. ' Terrible Bafagt of the Fire Fiend The Latest ana Boat Complete Aceonnis. From the Toronto Glotra. ' I .4 . The Ottawa Free Prctt of Thursday thus describes ths first outbreak : " The fire had been smouldering in the fields and woods around Chelsea for tome days past, and the terrible gale of wind that sprung up yesterday fanned it to 'A blaze, and it was driven rapidly to' Mr, Gilmour's rafting ground, u At . about eight o'clock the fire caught in Gilmour's piling ground, where some five million feet of sawed lumber was piled. The scene is said to have been. terrific. The blase from hundreds of large piles of dry lumber united in one grand sheet of flame ! illuminating the pountry for miles on all sides Mr. Hamiltotr, Mr.' Donnelly and a number of other gentlemen in that vi cinity, had to seise their children; and fly for their lives. - No time had they to save anything but the clothes they had on, and the unfortunate women and children ran to the river and crowded on the plank cribs, which were cut loose and floated down the stream with their living freight to Gatineau Point, where they arrived at one: o'clock this morning.. In the mean time the flames spread with learlul rap- 1 . ,. .,, , - , , ... I idity till they soon extended through the whole of Ironside village, aud some fifty houses of the men employed in the iron mines and smelting houses were in flames in a few moments. , . "Their wretched owners barely escaped with their lives. The smelting house soon caught, and in a short time it was destroyed, at a loss of some fifty thou sand dollars. ; The bridge on the Gatin eau road were destroyed, and it is feared thai the Gatineau river bridge was also destroyed. .... ,.. Tbe laborer's huts in the neighbor hood of tbe iron mines are gone and there is a more sad and terrible record still of human life sacrificed in ain struggles j with the remorseless destroyer. Thus we rcau U19 quuulmm; bwit um uu. at Stittsville, was burned alive ; Mr., F. Richardson: and Mrs. Uarten also. lost their lives t an old man of eighty and his wife, living in ..the bush, are missing and are supposed to have perished ; Mr. Pink, and Mrs. Harvey were burned to death, and Mr. J. Kearnahan is reported to have died from injuries received in try ing to escape. : At.Templeton .hundreds of persons were made homeless, flying bareheaded and barefooted to the nearest place of shelter.: At Bell's corner, out of thirty houses, only one house and two churches are left standing, and there are other little groups - of homesteads were perhaps one solitary, building alone has escaped the ravages of the flames. Horses and cattle driven mad by tbe smoke and heat rushed blindly into the fire, and thus added to the losses of the farmers, sever al of whom hitherto in tbe enjoyment of wealth and comfort, are utterly ruined. At Bell's Corners Station the .engineer had come down to the village to his tea, and was unable to get baek to his train on account of the heat and smoke. ' The fireman who was in charge of the engine, saw the danger, and kept it moveing up and down the track to avoid the flames' although" the smoke and beat nearly drove him" mad, and by his bravery saved the engine. ,, A stage driver, at the in stagation of , a passenger whipped his horses to urge them to get beyond the line of fire. The smoke and heat were intolerable and with the greatest difficul ty he managed to get to the sand-banks, where his- wbiffle-tree broke, and such was the rapidity with which the fire trav eled, that before he could get it fixed the fire had got half a mile ahead of him. ' i. These incidents give some faint idea of the rapidity -with which the fire' traveled and the'diflicnlty of escaping its fury. Our correspondent describes how, as the flames approached Ottawa, a panic seized upon the people, and measures were hastily -devised for the protection of the city. ' There appears to have Been sufficient justification for prompt and act ive precautions. 1 The Rideau Canal was opened and the country flooded for some distance, whilst every point of danger was watched by persona armed with such appliances aa they could command to re- sist the progress of the fire. Friendly aid from a distance Was' not wanting and a powerful engine from Montreal,' with 600 feet of hose, left for Ottawa on Fri day evening by' special train to assist protecting the city.' - According to the last advices the immediate danger to Ottowa has passed, but a vigilant watch is still kept -against 'recurrence of the dan ger. I-- HOW A SPIDER BUILDS ITS NESTS. " W. ' C.'' Richmond, of Geneva, Ohio, sends ' to ' Appleton'i Journal, the follow ing curious account of how a spider builds a web: "u ' ' ' '" ' ' While at work one day iu the field, I accidentally destroyed the web of a com mon spider. Curious to know what the little crreature would do in its great ca lamity ," I made myself comfortable and awaited results. ' The' spider, not in the least dishartened by its loss, immediate ly commenced building another web.' 'It first described a circle not tegular, but agreeing with the' irregularities of the spires of grass on which it was suspend ed in ' a ' vertical ' position. " Having strengthened this outer line (which may be likened to the felloe : of a carriage wheel,)' by' passing around it "several times, 'adding each time a thread, it pro ceeded again to the circumference, thus another ' wheel. ' It continued this operation until enough spokes were made,' then,' beginning at the centre or hub, it passed around and around in en larging circles, ' until it had formed some six or' eight threads, about one quarter of an inch apart. ' This, I noticed, was not done with that care which marked its subsequent work, but it was only intend ed (as I afterwards saw) to be a sort of stay-lath, and not a permanent affair. It now darted to the outttide of the web and-commenced to . weave in the roof, which was done by passing . a thread from spoke to spoke around the wheel iu diminishing circles, the distance be tween tbem i being acterauued by . the length of the spider's hi ml let;, for it walked on the line spun at the previous revolution, and guided the new thread with oue. of its hind feet, holding it to- ward the centre as much as possible, and allowing it to run between two of its claws around a pulley. As , it passed over its spokes it would with this hind foot press the newly formed thread to it, tuus nimiy, uniting it. in tbe same manner it proceeded on until it came to the stay laths, when it fell to work, and, in a twinkle, tore them away, and soon finished its work, and retreated to its corner to await the . approach of some luckless fly. . Twice during the opera tion its thread broke, but, not noticing it until it got to the next spoke, it did not retrace its steps, but fastened it where it wa, thus leaving a. break. . Nearly all the webs that I have examined have the same defect. That which surprised me mott wag extreme rapidity of the ppjder'g movements, as it was not proba- bly more than ten minutes from the time of destroying the web before another was completed. ' ' 1 Debts, rThe ability of every one to pay depends upon his ability to collect debts due him. The individuals of a community are linked together by a chain of debts and credits, aud in times of depression the refusal of one person to discharge a single liability often em embarasses a line of a dozen debtors- and and creditors. Hence the prompt pay ment, of small . debts becomes in times like these a public as well as a private duty. The same . money which pays a debt in the morning may pay a dozen before night, and twelve men ere thus relieved from anxiety and pressure by the action of one. , . - A Paris paper relates the" Mowing anecdote ! attributed to King William r A court sculptor, some days after the King's accession to the throne, begged the favor of "building and carving his tomb. Af ter having examined tbe plans, his Ma jesty accepted them. " I will engage to have it done in ten years," said the artist. ' "No hurry !" was the reply. 4,I will allow you twice as long." . Machinery lately perfected in Eng land spins and weaves from animal hair of cats, end rabbits especially, either by itself or with a slight admixture of silk, sort of velvet tissue, -distinguishable from silk, but not inferior iu fineness and beauty. The principal colors are black and white, though any ' color or shade common in other fabrics can be imparted equally welt. ' ' ' " . A diffident lover went to the town clerk to request him to publish the bans of matrimony, and finding . him at. work alone in the middle of a ten-acre field, asked him to ttep aside a moment, as he had something particular . for his private ear..--, i- . . ...i ; Eye-wit.E98es of the battle of Weis senburg state that the Prussian infantry seek particularly to pick off the enemy's officers, for whom four practised marks men to the right of each Prussian pla toon are specially instructed to reserve their fire: : -''- A3 EC0XXICAL STOCKHOLDER. A good story is told of a gay and fes tive railroad stockholder, who visited Portland, Me., from "away down East," on the occasion of an annual meeting and a fine dinner at the Kearsarge. . lie must have been one of those conscien tious men whd insisted on good dividends. He didn't dine at the Kearsarge, because he hadn't got his gold "divvy." . So, with all the importance becoming his position, he took a dignified stroll iuto an oyster saloon. ' ; -. ''Say, mister, what do you ask for an oyster?"-: - , -"Oue centfapiece,." was the reply. . "I. guess aa how I'll have one," said the stockholder. -. The bivalve was duly opened upon a plate, and he was invited to ''pitch in." ;;. "Say mister, is this all there is for a eent?" "Yes." - . :..:y ,: ''Can't you afford to give us another ? How d'ye take 1" "Well, some swallow it whole, and some cut it up into hash. A good many ways. Yon pay your money and take your choice." . "It won't hurt a fellow, ' will it. though?" T - "Oh, no," " " ' " So stockholder "went for it," and in about two minutes the good thing was out of sight, with four large soda crackers to keep it company. "Nobody hurt.' "Say, mister, don't care if I do have another oyster. ' I)o you take less where a fellow eats two ?" ' "No." "Well, don't mind. "I'll hare an ther." - : Oyster No. 2 was disposed of, and with it eight of the aforesaid crackers. Stock holder shelled out the two cents, and was about to depart, feeling greatly refreshed, when he was advised to keep his money, as he might need it to get home with, and he was welcome to the oysters.' He took the two cents, the most thankful creature ever seen iu those parts, aud departed. It is not reported whether j be arrived safely at home, nor whether he got the gold dividends. But he's one of The Waters ok Lake Taiioe. All who have attempted to swim in the water of Lake Tahoe, must have been startled at their strange lack of buoyance. Good swimmers launch forth iuto the lake wkh utmost confidence in their skill, and at once fiud themselves floundering, and only able to keep afloat by tbe most strenuous exertions. Going into Lake Tahoe after swimming in the generality ot lakes tne lanes ana streams ot ttie valleys is like attempting to swim iu fresh water, after having learned the art in salt water, or even more tryinpr. The bodies of persons drowned in the lake are never seen after they have once sunk Of the five persons drowned in the lake, not a single body has ever been recover ed or even seen. 1 ne bones ot all are still in the : lake. How many Indiana may have been lost in its waters in time past no one knows. Pine logs float in the lake but a very short time, then sink never again to rise. In places far down through the crystal fluid are to- be seen resting upon the bottom, great quantities of slabs, logs and lumber. . The specific gravity of the waters we do not know, though we believe it has been more than once analyzed. - It certainly can hold in solution but a very slizbt per cent, of mineials of any kind. California pa per. "Pa, will you get me a new pair of skates, if I'll prove to you that a dog has ten tails T "Yes, my son." . "Well, to begin, one dog has one more tail than no dog, has'nt he Vi "Yes." "Well, no dog has nine tails ; and if one dog has one more tail than no dog. then one dog must have ten tails." U The father gave the boy his skates. ' ; r ; - ' Tub thigh ' bone of a mastodon was exhumed the other day while digging a well, four miles east of Aurora, at a depth of seven feet. The bone is nearly four feet in length, and over one foot in diameter at each end, and weighs fifty seven pounds.. ' ' ' - . m m m f : ' A "boy ' of the,. Emerald Isle;" who was apointed census taker in Illinois has sent in his report to the effect that "ivery mother's son av dthem towld me his name was NichtBVtstay, and dthat he was riein years of age." . A kqllino mill is to be built at Green ville. Pa., , Work will be begun at once on one of the buildings, which is to be one ; hundred and sixty feet long by eighty feet ; wide. Other buildings will be erected in dae time.- , A TAU.oa'8 apprentice, who seemed to be pained a good deal with the cross-leg attitude, was asked how he liked tailoring ; to which he replied, "Very well; but I believe. I shall never be able to stand titling." ' J ... Slight frosts are now the common in telligence! There was one in Montana last week, and Hartford county, Connec ticut.' There have 'also been' several in Rhode Island. ' !! "M '"; AitortfaiAtEs. SewuSIe Talk by Dr. Di Lewis-wOl li be heeuea. -"The Boston CmtrgaiioHalUl aaya-i Now, ksds, I will preach to yon just a little sermon, aboat an inch long f don't oft? preach, but in this case nothing but a sencon will 60'. Firstly Yon are perfect idiots to go' on in i way. Young bodies are the meet beantiful of" God's Creations. In Continental gallirx-s I always saw groups of people gathered about the pic tures of women. It' was not passion ; the ga2ers were just as likely to be wom en as men ; it was becaui"S of the won drous beauty of a woroau's body. Now stand w'ai me at my office win dow and see a 3dy pass. There goes one ! Now isn't that a pretty looking object ? . A bij; hump, three big lumps,' a wilderness of crimps and frills, - a haaling up of the dress here and there. i i an enormous, hideous mass of hair or bark piled on the top nf her head, sur mounted by a little fiat, ornameuted wiak hhs of lace, birds' tails, etc., etc' The shop windows tell us,' all day long, of the paddings, whalebones, and steeF springj which- occupy ocst of the space within that outside rhr. In the name of the simple sweet sen timents which clustrr about' a home, I would Low k a man to fall in love with such a piece of compound, doubled aud twisted, touch-me-not . artificiality,' as you see is that wrigg??n curiosity. : Secondly With that wasp waist, squeezing your lungs, stomach! liver,' and vital organs, into one half their natural size, and with that long traif dragging on the ground, how can any man of sense wku knows that life i made p of se, of service, of work, how can he take such a partner ? He must be desperate indeed, to uiike himself for life with such a fettered, balf-breathing" ornament Thirdly Yonr ead drew and lick of exercise lead to bad health, and men wisely fear that instead of a helpmate, they would get au invalid to take care of. This bad health in you, just as in' men. makes the mind a well as the body fuddled and efiVmiuaf, You htve no power, no magnetism ! I know' you giggle freely and . use big adjectives, such as "splendid," "awfal,"' but then' thia don't deceive hs ; we pee through'it all. Yon are superficial, auected, silly v you have none of that womanly strength' and warmth which are so assuring-and attractive to Man. Why, you have be come so child: a and weA minded that you refuse to wear decent names even,' and insist poa baby n nines. hu:ead: of Ilellen, Margaret and Elizabeth,' you' affect Nellie, Maggie aud Lizzie. When your brothers weie b.iiey yon called' them Bobby, Dicky a:il Johny, but when tbey grew up to isanboodr a i mora" of that silly traeb, if you plt-ase. I know a women of twiuity-tivs years, and eke is as big as Wh of my grand mothers put together, and her rv-i! name is Catharine, and iltough hW hrain i&' big enough to conduct a2tirs f tate, she does nothing but giggle, crer up her face with her fan, and exclaim onco in four minutes, "Don't now, yoi'are ril mean." How can a man prepoeu a life partner ship to such a filly goose ? My dear girls, you must if you would get hus bands, aud decent iDe, di ess in plain, neat, becoming- giirmeut, and tilk '.'.! sensible, earnest sisteir. You say lhat the moat Etnsille men' are crazy after tluide but tallica of fisli ion. I beg your po-aHou. it is not so. Occasionally a mait of brilliant ys may marry a silly, weak woujim, but ti' say as I have beard women e.iy a hun dred times, that the aiost senile men choose women . w khout 8en:e, is bimply absurd Niueteea tane.i i tweutji ceu eible npen choose sensible woiueck t grant yon that in eor-ijwiny they arc very likely to chat and jiiy witlii iheee over , dressed and forward i-i.tU3es, hut t'cey don't ask them to'gVlnulse altar with' them. . , . Fourthly Among the young men ic' the matrimonial luArk t!,, only a very emall number are independently rieh ; and in America stlch -very ivarely inakw good husbands. Bui vfce number of those who are just beginning in life, wb are filled with a nobie ambition wh have a future, is very Jarj. Tiiesftars worth having. But such will not, tlir-y dare vof, ask vot V join them, while, they see you so idle, s-'.lly and gorgeouoly attired. Let taem tic that you are in dustrious, economical, w:3h habits Uat secure ncaitn ana streGgto, tnat your life is earnest and' real, that you would be willing to begin at the beginning in life with the man you would consent to marry, then marriage becomes a rule, and not, as now, the exception.. Tab peanut crop of Virginia this year will be 400,000 bushels, while Tennessee raises 300,000 buehels, and Georgia and the Carolinas from 150,000 to 275,000', 'As a proof of the severity ef the bat tle at -Weissenbnrg, a French journal states that one of their standards chan-red1 hand? twenty-seven tirnei. -