li pI N II III II. II. WILSO, Till CO.HTlTfTIOH THE ORIOH Alio TBI KNFOBCEMERT Of THE LAWS. J Em-roil ai niH.tsiiEi: VOLUME "XXI, NU.33; HIFFLINTOWN. JUNIATA COUNTV, MTA., NOVEMBER 20. 1367. WHOLE NUMDEK 1073 TERMS OF iTBHCATIOX. Tun JriTA Skxtixki. ia published every j Wedacsdny nioroing, on lirnlge street, by J H. H. WILSON. I The RCBCC IllPTIOX PIUCL' of Ibe paper will lie TWO DOLLARS p"rycar in advance. nd fl.oii if not paid within Hie first three months. rearuge, are'pa.d-exceft .t the option of the I Editor. An-KRTIMINI. The rates of ADVEMTIS- INli are (or one equare. of kki.it lii.es or less, vnr i.i.Ni-iiiwii. iuivc, . v. , .... Profpionnl and Biwinos Curds, not exceed ; t i- i ..r iTiiF line, an'i inciiminz civ tn t:iiit-r. S8.00 rer Year. Merchant, advert Uinc , , '.. " . , , e 1- 1 , (chaussahle (juarlerlv) S l. per year. incUid-i ing paper at I heir Stores. Notices in reading columns, ten crrts per line. Jon Work. The pricea of JOB WORK, : for Ihirtr Hilla, one-eight shew., 51,2.) : one- fourth. ?2.oo : one-half, $3. oo : and addition-I Innir,. half ,,ric -and fo, Clank., i oo ! ;.,., j r 1' rr- I r . j llliliUSj (L nilS. ! ! OHS C. lH'TTON, M. I), fortnerlv of !!r-1 riburg, having locaiej in the borough of Ptrrvsvillf. otfcr his professional services to Hie itizriis of !i.U place a.nl surrour.diug founlrjr. " r, 18l7-tf. i . . ... JEREMIAH LYONS, 0v V l' C ' f I M-.fflmtowu, Jumata County. Pa.. Office 1 en .miii nvv. u, u. ....K j mil V T Yi! IIIM i JUllil 1. IJ. O.l ll.U. 3ittornett-at-3iaiu,; J -O ' ' MIFFLINTOWX, JL'XIATA COL'XTV. TA. OFFERS his profe-sional services to the or each subsequent insertion. A-hninistra- natural cnWofllie laro.cnno be suii.nss nr' F.TMutnr'H fird A u Jit i.r'a Vol ices. S 2.to. ' -,1 r;tv,n- r -1 1 tbc 1 it ,,. ., . joining couniies. Vy public, l'mnipt attention piven to the,J ... -, , ... Vro.ecution of claims against the tioverniuent. tioverniuent. I collection end ail other hiiuiocss entruslud to Li car- OiEce iu the Shenn cS.ce, in the Court Ilusc. Sept. 2o. lf'i-S. EXDUK CKIEBJ Al'CTIONKE" The und"rsinei o2Vr his eervics to the public as endue Cryer and Auctioneer. He ka bad a Tcry large experience, and feels rocfideiil that beetngive satibfaciion to all who may employ him. lie may be ad Ircn-ed at Miftimown, or found at his home in Fer managh township. Of'Jem may also te Irfi at Mr. Wi.l's Hotel. Jan. U5. lStil. WILLIAM GIVEN. MILITASY CLAIKS. rpiIE undergneii wilt pron.pt !y attend to X the collection of claims agaitisl eillier the 1 rtte or Nationsi Oovernnte nl, lVusiot.s, Uack ... . . i l'v, Uoun.y, Extra Pay. ind all o.hir claims j ... t.IA ,.,..u....t ,r .-.ti,r wwr i eol'.ecit-d. JF.HENil AH LVONS, Atior.icy al-L:.w. Miffliotown, Juuiats, Co., Pa. lebl i'KUUYisYILLK IIAKBLE WOIIKS. f H E undersigned having entered into part JL nerstnp arc prepared to tillali or'ii-rs lor Tombstones, Monuments, 1 able Tops, or any c'hr articles in our line of bu-ine.s, ou short aiue term. Hal- liot.ee and th". most reason iaa and the different qualit lilies of American j .Marble always on hand 0. EMEItSON. L. L. KCKEl'l'. may 1, lljii7-:f Toots aud Shoes. The undersign- -Lj ed. havilii' nut-chii.-:! fi-oin Wo K. Uowers Lis Loot auJ Shoemaker yjjop 01, the corner of Main aaa l.ridge streets, is iiuw .repared to ..ccouimoiiate ull ftho may fave-r him with a c .1! with Hoots. Shoes, G a i t i: it s, Ladies' Fiue Shoes, Children's ."r'hoes, Ac, at la tderaie prices. All wors w.trrauied. E. 13. l'ASIC. Miitlintcwn, April 3, '07-l.v PENNsl'LV AN1 A IfUL'SE PA TT Eli SOX, PA. Apposite 3i.ffl.iQ Station, on Pinn'a- Hcilroad The uudersigned would respectfully iuform his friends and Ibe public generally, that he has taken charge of the above named hous. The house is la::e au t coai.aodi .uj, unJ well Tcntilateil, ana is fined up in sinj'.i. rooms and rooms for families, and is open d!.y and night. Persons wakened for any train. The best attendance given terms as reas.u ab'.e as the times will admit. F. M. MICKEY, -an Mll.ir f.n.. .... I ...... : . " ' ' i-"i".eior. j Jr. F 7 w ris-i JT6. 1 rs Sit I J iia'l ff 5 N 8 W f ! in m P3 S. G. M'LALGHLfr, OFFLRS bis profetsional services lo lhe citiiens of Juniata end n Ijainin coun ':. Heing in possession of a'u lute iuip-ove-laenta he flatters b u.se-if lhat he ei.n giveen tire batisfaction to those who may uKKti hi cervices. Having had twelve years experi ence, he is prepared to do all Work in bis pro fusion, eiiher in gold, silver or vulcanite. The best of references given. Charges mod rate to suit lhe limes, office in roouis for merly occupied by T P.. M.'t'lei'an as a iew lrv store. Main Street, Mitttiatuwa jane 12. 18G7-ly. CAliPElS ! CARPETS ! ! A LARGE aud good variety ot ALL WOOL "V; , i UL ,r t-iZl'fira ou Latl IADVAXCE OF SCIENCE. 7V-Wi -IjiVv."-'":" XT Tc,lU itt,orle.i , , r,llirch. new ,a of base, which is a Combination" of Hold and English Ituhher. (vulcanite. ) Also American Kll,bcr, (vulcanite.) which for beauty, dura- oiuiv. Cleanliness, an;l the ruinrit .m .r n.a , . - - Kiihor of (he above husx Speci'il attt-M'inn will Ie maJe to disonaed 1 . '"-"V B. wYr"'"c". or n0 01ia'i?e 1, ircin nuea to lust lur lift. . 6aT" Irmmph la dentistry TEETH EXTIUCTEU WITHOUT 1'AIK by a new process, wiihout the me of ether chloroform or nitr.,us oxitle, and no dnrecr' na,.: i, : v , , ' ""S l'"" '.n'?' f"r irn years, nve ot winch has been spent in I r.illiimown. and be irnr in posses-ion of the '"'' mprvrtd InztTumttUi and Mjchivrr,, I w;irrn"' ,,,"irc "tisfaction. orthemoney will I refun 1. OHice on JiJgc Street, ot.- ! " ,ue 1 0UTl U. L. HEltit. nov. 2?. 'C5-ljr. .W,..f flntutt. JIi'LIX t'OAPHi WAGO.V MAN L'FAC lL lory. the undrrit:pued beg leave to luform our cust.nneis and fiind.- in this mid a.ljoi.iing eminilcn, thai we haje enl.irri.H o,. IbLop, and by the addition of Steam j'owcr aie prepared to tlj work ut the shorteM poski- t:e nui ice. HV9v.rn..l,.,ll,.,.....'......:.. , 10 order, every .1. scrip, ion of Conches. Car- riat'-, l.ufg.e. !a!kies. 'agot:s. Sc., also1 F"'",J' f"1 Vaak u"er We ar'e ilso ! r.tp:ne,i .o iii.Tii:.iciure liuaj H agotH from uor- iu ioiir ilving been working at the Imsincsa for a nuii.ber of years ourselves, a;.d e:u;loviue none but the be-t of workmen. W- flaii.T ; ourselves that our work cannot be surpassed f".r tae Jurabiliiy ; in this or ud : . . twill! v tn thirty snf. fit bc? an.....l i I Hickory Spokes, in order to make durable wheels And n ill warrant our work for any reasonable tin,,-. J-'leighs and Uuggieft re-painted with neat ness ar.d dispatch. All other repairing heavy j or light will reoeive strict attention. Cornel and examine our stock and worn before pur chasing elsewhere. Don't forget the name, HEir'PLEFlNUKIl & Clllfc'.VELL. -rncr of the I'ike S Cedar Spring road : June27-tf. 6 i OADI'LE AXU HARNESS MAXfFACToKV j locatrd peruiai.eiHly in the U.tou);Ii of i'ur I rysvi'.le. two loo.s al...ve duck's .Store. :,ike5 1 this ractbwl of j:. forming the public, that he s p-e;,a.-ej to i..ai:utit.'ium all km Is of .S..d- ds. Harness. i; idles, C'.llurs, See. c. short nonce, am! t,u Ine a.ost reasonable tfrma. lanrj Sui.c and Uoublc IL.ro. ..-. , . iii;s. . Fly-nHs. u:il everything it, his li:,j Of tjl lie - . al W.'1 vs en h .I '. i n n.l f ..r a.l. :wcst j-r:ces. :;--oil i: g noa: execute il , , i ...ving Mjni several v. .111 extrrieiice in the -ine-s i .. Mim i-i,r...i. .h .F. J . 1 g.'i.-jr.-n saiisiiiciioii. a:, an! exuuiiae tor yourselves before gjir.g els ew here. Juae o, '.)7-:f. 1). M. LEUC. J A CO 15 UK ID LEU, I)i'2'"r in ir M'!ir.' A-c V u "f! .. " - -"- """""ij couuiry 1 that he Laijasi received from theeasla lare 1 a.id well selec:ei .i:i3..ta.et;i of Cri--. 7A J. I I izint;, Vi-.-m.ja.'j. ?Urt TfineJ ar.i iw.-.,r.-, i lor uieuipl purjises oa'y, and a general as - sortment ot everything pe. -taiaiug to his bu. siues-. c esv-Physieiaos orders promptly 1:CJ at a ""."r Ka at his rilore, at Kolliuan ti rot hers' old siaud, M.iiri slre -t, two djors west i,f Helfurd's store, UlSiatowa, l'a' IJ..a ihor-iy. COAL AND LUMBEK VAKD. The under- eifiued begs leave to inform tae public tha he keeps cousiantly on hand a Urge Stock of Co.il aud Lumber. His stock embraces in o .....1 ....... . l.iui. .nu.ci.ui.:, .iiiiiid I. oa. sua L.lIile CUr- , n.us Coal, at the lowesi ea-h rate-. j Lumber of all kinds and uuniity. such as . White Pine Plank, two inches, dj 1J White I'iue boards, 1 inch, do one-half inch, White fine worked Flooring. Hemlock Hoards, ."ciutling. Joiee, Roo.iog Lath, plastering Laih, abingie. Striping, Sasb and llaom. Coal and Lumber delivered at short nonce. Persons 0.1 the East sids tf the Itiver can te ! .- -... 1 . . . . ii.rnisueu wiiu l.u.ieouraers coal. io.. irom the coal yarj at Tysons Lock. aug 15-1 y GLOiiE G0SI1F.N. -K-r..... ........ in DKt.j SlOitrJ, t'attersoii, fa. !'r. ,1'' t:- l-l-'NMO wishes to inform the pub- 1,c "'' "' has just received au assortnieat of i-iu.ta UUJ JiCUIClIICS, Ol Ull Kl.'lU.-. I j which he oilers for sale at the Pattcrsoa Post ! I r..ti. 1....... . ..r ii office. He also kstps on hand Perfumery of ail kindM. and iiair Ovc and 1'itra lilack lak. o. bu own luanufacture. l'ti-sous in need of auyihing iu his lire will aJ it ts their ad vantage lo give him a call. ti- Iuvalida can write a statement cf their symptoois or disease and receive medi cine and directions for th'dr use. All co:n muticati j'H striei'v con leutial. march J7, lS-JT-tf. rPIIE OLI STAND Th undersigned takes -L this ineihod cf informing far iiTS nu.l othera in ueed of anything iu his line lliat he st:!l continues the Saddle and Harness Man uftciory on Water etrect nt the old stan.I for merly occupied by William Kenny. Every thing sold at reduced ..rices. Kt pairing doue to oruer. Carriage aud iluggy trimming neat ly exce'-ted. may 3, 1807-tf. JOHN LILIIL. gTATLS UNION HofEI, PiiiLADEi.riii.iT- This Hotel ia pleasnui'y sifuated on the PoutU side of Market Street, a few doors above fcntu Direct, its central locality makes it par ticalvily desirable to person-Tu-itingthj city 'ki r I'lsasure. Sdtd lloffrn. SIGNS OF RAIN'. OMETUIXO IIKAI TIFI'l.l.Y Ct'KIOUS. Some people desire a weather calender in I their almanacs, fully believing, no doubt. tb' cftlU" n'ay beforct.,1,1 by the phase "f 'Le "!oou- As fur better, however, tb-m any prognostications of such a kind, wc copy the fallowing, Mid tt have been composed by i i in j kn.n f. n, as an eioust; for not accenting iuvitittion uf a lrieiid to male an excur- aiou wi;h him : The hollow winds begin to blow. The clouds look black, the grass is low ; The soul fulls down, the spaniels sleep, And spiders from their cohwe .a peep. Latt night the sun went pale to bed, The moon in halos hid her held ; The boding shepherd heaves a sigh, For, sec a rainbow epaus the sky. The walls arc damp, the dilchej smell. Closed is the pink-eyed pimpernel). Hark .' how the chairs an I tables crack. Old Ebtty's joints are on the rack ; Loud iiai k the ducks, the peacocks cry ; The distant hills arc lojkiug nigh. How fm'lemm tr th anortiug atvine. The busy flics disturb fbe kine ; "'' - : ; Low o'er the grass the sw; l ow wings ; The cricket, too how sharp he sings; Tush on the hearth, with velvet paws, fits, wiping o'tr her whiskered j.iws. Thnugh the clear strcr.iu the fi.lu-s rise And iiimMy catch the incautious tiies , The g'.or worms, numerous and bright, Illumed the dewy dell, last uight. At dusk the iiulid toad was seen. Hopping and crawling o'er the green ; And in the rapid eddy plays; The frog has changed his yellow vest, And iu a rdsset cout :s dresl: Through June, the air is cold and still ; The ii ei ry blackbird's voice is shrill. My d.ig, so altered in his taste, Vuits multou bones, on gras to feast ; And see yon rooks how odd their flight They imitate the gliding kite, And seem precipitate to fall, As if they felt the piercing ball. 'Twill surely rain, 1 see with sorrow Our jau. t inuft be put o!i' to tri.irry .7 ! Itliraihufcns Ifaiimi. TEACHERS' INSTITUTE. A Teachers' Institute will be held in the .School House, Mif.lintown, pf.',i..i 'in-i'i"- I J.'c. tn!.iT !). at 10 o'cI..-l: i ,, jw;,r rn,!iv uid.t lb'- O - ee:r: her lo .ii!! aud all Work! The exeici.;e5 will consist of drill.- !o...l i.'iiccii iti: n ill.') v:iruill-5 llll'tll ur.ll 'll.-n.-. J .... iu- .... - -" - - r . .1 1 oils of teaching the common scuool br;'.nches. and the best means of ob ; vu ticg or (.veicotning the difficulties ! in teaching tie young to re pi ire liab i its of study. The following subjee '.vid u!s be discussed : "I ho true eil- tiu'rsue in oi-auizin-a school," '-The . means lor SCCU1 1 ing good discipline," '-The I.ieins to be Used for selfilll ni 1,.-Mi...itM " fl lVQ tlhllit V and ilir.V to 1 ' , . ,, " - .i ! ' CillfJ V it, "IIoW to secure ti.O CO- ioper..tion of parents,'' ''Meili .d of J conducting recitations" "Best methods ! of t-chig object lessons," "School Ooverilllieilt, "ilow lar shouM U ! teacher go ill assisting his pupils." The services of the follo.vi'ng able nr. l distinguished educators have ! been secured and tlicy are eonfident- e.-cotoa to be present VIZ : lion, I ; ,, 1 ,.r 1 1 0 ,. , ..,.,,. !.f 1 v ic :ers iam hu it, Common Sciiools Pcnna. llcv. duo. S. Krineii tout l'l-inr-i v,r. Stat Normal School. 1 Kui'izunvn, BeiksCo. Pa., Prof. James Thompson, S. b. Jack. J'.so., 1'rol. David Wilson. TraUJ. II. Simmakcr, ! . . . . r ti , 1 1 -1 : T 1 1 (Jjl. OeO. i' . iNlCi' al'ianii, WUO Alll auu . tC general lllttitsi o. 1 .c Le-caui. , It I ........... I 01 1 . I IIi-flJ 1 I 1 1 l I ov irivni!' iccluiw ami .... v.... ing the continuance ot the institute. All teachers, both of public :md private schools are invited to attend and partici'iate in the exercises. I S.eclion 2. 3. 4 and 5 of the supple- ' ' ' 1 T .' ment to the Couimoi) ricnool JiWS ol , Pennsylvania, are here appended. T.lli ESTAEI.ISIIMEXT OF TEACHKHs' 1-SSTI-TCTES. Snc. 2. That the County Superin tomlent of each county in this Loin- msnwealth is hereby authorised a:i( ! reo'lii'td once ill each year, at such ! . t .' . J i.. time and j.'.aee as he or a properly ! atULlonzeil cominiliec oi u:ae:ici3 .ii.. - ing with him may deem most conven-1 ient, to call upon and invite the teach-; ers of the common school and other, . . . - i- institutions of learning in bis conn t nnn,l,l to-ther and oi iianiz ! themselves into a Teachers' Institute, i to be devoted to the tmprove.nent Ol teachers m the science an.1 art ol eu-. cation, to conyaue m sessjoti at lca.st five (lavs including a half-day for g'- S i-ig to and a half-day for returning the ,ilne speut ia aUeaiinS the Institute. ' any with l.iu fur icar jf robbers, Uir do- j Love eauuui txist iu lhe Leait ol awc fro.n tiie place of meeting of said In- Hberalit- 0Q lUe tKirt cf Director, ' posits ia any bank fjr faar cf speculative I man, uukss wodesiy is its compaD.cn ; cor slitute, ana io oo p;c6.u.n ovi . i.t... 'inn?'.' .!TniT'!i." iej; v '" soma one designated by him, and sub j jeet ow general management to Lis citrifii!. I Sci-. 3. That each County Superin-! trmltotumnlhcnss.in.blii.g of the j IcficliCis Institute ot Ins county, ' t 11 n . . ,.,1 ... , 1 ' shall caiif.o a roll t members to bei 1 ,.........t .i.;i, -.11 cl...ll l.,w..ll..,l ... ; least twice cv.t lay during tlio .ses sion of the Iijiiitute and .ill ab.-ioiitecij !e c-arelully narked, and from which upon ad jour.ient of the Institute he shall asccrtai the exact number of teachers wlnjwere in attendance and the length tJtime eacli attended, and upon the pii entation of a ccrtilicate al the closeH tlie session ol eacli an nual Instite setting forth thexc fa'U and si"tu'iv the County btmenii- , ,,- . r.i I tcudent. tallie tix-asurer ot tli? iirooeri county hsi hcreliy authorized si illll requiied t) pay ininiediaU-ly out ol anv momv iu the county treasury not otherwise appropriated tothecouu-1 ty Supenctentieui, one uoiiat ioi e - j y1MJ.. sprigs, the very bower ot the cap cry three ;tys spent by teachers j jta;w ,oso principal duty Feeme.l to bo llie cotltllj ill iii.n.iiu.:iicu-;n iiiu iii.-.r tute for th.it year or as much of it as may be uvedod, such money to be e. Jy tlte County SuperinteuileM IU' plO Mlrtlig llin norviDOii ol' liM.-tui .-r .ind instructioiis for the Institute, anil in providing the necessary apparatus Ikioks ami stationery lor carrying n ; nswors: rurt'U-J, l I'.v.i li.e amounts. I i i ' . ,i . ivliicu may oe oiavvn iiMui the conn tv triMsury shall in no ease be more tlian two hundred dollars but may in all cases be sixty dollars ii it shall ap - pear from the vouchers presented by lh County Superintendent to the County Au.litors as iT4u.red by tl.c fourth section ol this act, that t..is , , ,, j.. same lias been actually exi'.cmlc I the purposes herein snccilied; Pii.vid- ed further, That all boards ot diree - tors may allow the teach'.'.s in their employ, the privilege of attending such Institutes without making any deduction Irom theirsahiiies. and thai anv teacher who absents himself irom die Institute of his county without a good reason, may have his want ol professional spirit and zeal indicated by .1 lower mark on his cerliticate in tl.fc practice ol Teaching than he vuuH oilier vise; have received. SbC. -1. That each County Sjj-i-rit-t 'tulcut who may draw nicbey fv. i.i the c xinty treasury Inr I be mr oo nui..e. in thi ,-t, sh.ill Sle his acroai.t of I ex- pendituics under the act, in the t-lT.cc ol the county treasury, with voitcheis lor the same, which sluil be cxamiced by the au : i tors of the county in hk.l ii.winiei as oiher ciu-j'y expenditure-., and any mis ipj licatii.il nf the fu::d i-b.il be punished in the same maimer uk collectors of Sl.ite and county tas.es fur like o'dcucs a:e Dow puui.'.hed. ', Sbc. 5. That al! County SurcriuttnJ enrs, upoD the sdjournmeat of the Teach ers' lustitute in their respective couu ics ire heiciiy rr.piired to report to the Su I ci iuteudent of Con. moll School, tl.C uuoiber ol tochers iu attendance, the names of the lecturers or instructors who 'ilaciated, the suljocta upon which the ii -sti uctioa was giveu, and the deiee . f popular interest awakened by the proceed ings Hence the Teachers' Institute is now established by law, aud h;fs become a pint e .1 . I f .1 Oil I"1 the Uiachnicrjr of the (.ommon School vslciu. It is uo lotior optional whether such meetings are held or uot, but it is made obligatory upoc the County Super intendent to call together the teachers ol . B(.,n,,h in his r-nnntv once in . for lhe )QS0 of aa - r tn 1 1. t ' " ..." rants the dcduct.ou that the privilege ol the teacher to utteud such Institutes, or rctnaiu at home as my seem most couvc- uieut do louder exitts ; it is made a part I 0j- lDC uty uf every live teacher to a:- teuu and take an active part iu the exer-j cises, or at the wry least to be au attcu- J tive .'lslener. This supplemeut to -bo : school law of Peuusylvauia was enacted: ty the Legislature lor the bemfit of the tocher; coimuon gratitude to lhe Geu- j .i i.i.. r... ....,;c,. i.. i eral Assembly for such r-iuuificecce ia J iiiuspruviuia ur men n--iiaic aim nu-, ,rovement should impel every teacher of camu,()U scilu0!s ia the couuty to be ia at-1 , ... .j lc-iuncc al ii.e inbui-i. ,y -.n -ii r-uch in this cd- i,irc-'s 'ou "a p-uc'1 la thl3 ca" ; ucaoouai euicrpi.se, auu couu.-uie .o-1 warus making me leacners msmu.c a success by giving tne teacners tne t.me , to altcnj tr,e lustitute without reduotiou tf Eillarv or reouirir.i? thcra to ti ake up : . , , rr., tV-tm L teachers nod establish between them-such relations as would a?suredly redound to the benefit of the nchools. It is contt- (!cnf Iy eipeL.lea that tvcry Di.trict in the CuU1 . wi Le r eprcscuted d tliat tiie . .,, , ... teachers will Le present aurioj' the entire . session of (he Institute. Director ana all friends of education uro respectfully invited to attend. Geobge V. Lloyd, Countj Sup't. A HARD PLACE. A. Confederate official liish in anthoritj (whnso tiatue I will not mention, he bav- r.f...iiA.I n .dr.n.bil nfi..I.tiiM i'nP Ti I u . ,. ... , : . inntiiiifrrahlo political sins.) not unfre - ' .... . ''I'KOMy Weil. 1I1I1)U1:U lUC IJI Ul U U U'UUl'Ul lt.ll ,iit.(,(.3 VU 1'U1. j lieici pecth.n of prison rations, quaiters, etc. pot. such occasions he was usually accom- wanted by a number of stafJ officer : to "btir up the animals ;" and show them oil to such toieign diplomats and distin guished ciiiieus as saw fit to accept au i li mitation to see the 'Vank., One fine May moruing j ist after the prison had received a large accesM.ni o! , ward r.ioveinctit ) :lus hiL'h cfccial, wnnin ' h j 1 vi!1 cM "xiits j"'1.-'''." J-' n'!-r" anee, accompanied by the usual retinue of 1 stuff-otlieers and distinguished civilians. i Among the late arrivals ct Libby was a j n.,..., I.,wn-Kaster, who didn't take at . a,, kill(! t0 ;800 f:slc or discipline.- J '. ' 'I r.on the tr.orciiis.' rcfeirea :o tins t.JLcer ' - sei!,,lt Kl'aa a bu uear f"'c uf ,l,e 1 :u iuws. appi.ict.ily in a very melancholy ' an-d. The Jude, ob'vrvin Iiis discni : "ijte appearance, approached him, when ! :hc fulinwitig conversation ensm-d, which j was ijMtued to by all who could crowd j ... ,i . JuJ:i: "Good-aorniag. Sir I'' Yai.l NiokfJliy) ti u-o-i-iuoruicj.', J-td-e "V our impression of the Con" iiioy ii.. not seem to rai.-e your spirits." Yal I -'What Confederacy Jji.. "Why, :r. this CufcUciac 1.0 ."u'licrn I tiufei'era.'y I" Yank ''Jlo yo meau tu say that I am ! iu the Souiheru CotdtJeracy ':" J v Hal uo you ineaa, sir : e 1. course y.u e. Ynt.k (ris:.' and button-holing the in If) ''Strantr, yt u've taken a gicat i u '. i'r. ui u y uu;.d. I'll explain. Y.m --o, tl; l..it thio I rcmcsiibcr Lclor-- e-.....ii.i- here was being iu a llht, i'tiil -nice ili 11 I've been under the impression that I tas kiiicd iu tttat lll.i, and that I I vint to hell: but I'm iilad to know it'.- ti... S. uihcn Confederacy, although i; hull is any worse a place than this I r.itv traimrs! I)....'t you V v - . ,1 1 1 1 1 ou can iiu .gii.e tiie scene w l.icli Ioi i.-wed. but u cannot be described. fuel. a roarol laughter ! I am sure it did u- more good than all lhe rations we receiv- ed for the next mouth. ........ THE LAWYER FLOORED. A wii of the incorrigible school a ; rcirular class in f.ict company 'geutletuen, one of whom h-;(J a lawyer of 110 u.can rc utiition. The wa.4 talking to another individual, but for wycr 01 no u.c:m rcr un.tm... 1 net ibe ear of the lawyer aforcaid, stated thai lie desired the services of a eood lawyei : that he had an important ca?e, out of j which if successful, as he could not fail to be, if the case be pioperly managed, a oood thing could be realized for Iiiuiseli and a oood fee made to the lawyer. Al this poiut the legal gcuiletuai in cucsuon tmt in : ' hat's lhat vou sav -in need of a ! iaWycrj.0od c:i.-e a.ing fee? The !aW ijS prttfes.siu state your ctsse, ssir." i Wil "Mv case ia undoubtedly an cx-' hht one allJ t a!a v;l,,og t0 py a frightened school girls. U hat .,uC the jibera, ct)Siaent Jcc Ci.aiu. lw.djmuucr more singular and t. ysteri .us is .. . , .... ...... i i iva 0llQ j.,- o- t;.c awouut U y,m S.1C- CBej .jtlud, is five Landred dollars. Do ! y0l utltcr tute V jjUa-vtr .-x d.i state your case." ' "' r ya,r -I vrant you to borrow S.e hur. , , , .. , i n j died -b-llars for mc aud wC will div.de it. .-xU wag, WUU a ponderous boot n , proiiumy to hts coat tail. I A vaiNTta uevcr leaves any waney at ; hoaie for fear of fire, and never carries i h-. .t -S-?rs .ADVLNTIRE? OP A DRESSING-GOWN. A ladjr vraa anxious to make her hus bauJ a prevent oa the occasion tf hia : birth (Jv, and it bappebinp to fail in win ter, ;l:e lhiuoht a drcssiiiown would be a must u-.elnl ncquisiliuu to his dati: tie comfoits. So she rent and j urchastd a Cue 1'crsian-puttero merii.o one, well wadded. Not reuiciiiLciin the eiact height of her husband, the thought it best to purchase one rather too tl.au too short, to umka sure of it3 useful cess. The day was wet, her Luiband returned in the aUcn.oon, and she presented l.iui with t'le ce"7 article of couifurt; aud Le I f.i ti I I .'. 1 if in.lor..l t. inii- . ..!'... t.. , rl. , . ' liaij nut ou his wet oloihes. liut u was I . , i mind." said tl.c affectionate v. ITj. 'T ci.3 easily shorten it to suit you." . They had a party iu ibe tvvcii:g aui were very merry, aud every one of ifcir Iriiuds adiiiired the bt aulifu! dre.-iiig-owo. Af:er they had totif to bed, the wind aud ruin tua.ie sueh a noise that the Wife i:Oi''d uot bleep; her l.u baiid, I10W ever, suoreW u. usually. Sl. ar.o v Tr h -..ut distjrbiL hiiu, toct the drcssitg gowo aud t-ouiaicuctfd btr wi tk, cutt.ng off about the ieuotii of ttn iucl.es, t j uiaktt her Lu-hand's stature, ftl fhtu went to bed a-aiu. In the u.oruii-g .'he was up eaily to U)..Le EotiiC arrangi iuri,is with her house keeper, as seven! bauds vvtro expectod ; diuner that day. Scarcely had the lady left the ro.iu. whin her sis ter a good natuicd !dy, who hved wi U them stepped iu ru tip w.e, ia order out to dislurb the sleeper, to. t, tl. dies.-lug-L'.iwn, and hasleiiin to her own rot.la cut 3 about ten inches, us she ki.t w it v.aa too lou;; tor hiui the uil.t Ltf.-re. An hour after the geutlcman ar. le, aud wis now aasious to surprise his tliee:i..tiu:e wile. liiuirij; for ti.e servant, be w; s t jld to take the dressing gowu to a tui'r, aud have it made shorter icii.t: Jiattly by ten inches. The ood wife was detailed j longer than she tipecteo, at:I .M.ritly tt'aS the dtt-sin- p.wu rtiu'md thy tailor when she cau:c itto the rjou:. Hi had just risen, ami propost-d now to mr- prise hi nil'e and ct.j-.y his c.t;;fl-rt. But how surprised w is his bell., r 1 alt" to e her husbaua i:i a uoe J er:ai:- attcru i uifi iuo sboolii: jacket instead ui a ctUi- lUrlable dresii.-j-'..wii. CBJEC1S Tu StliEN ADINCi- A young oci.tieu.au iu 1'ai i.y was aui- ious to M-it-tiiid'J his ch: tae c itr.e! and the has .1 mcr. e blows 1 .! di utu a uo :t artistis aud 1'ij.hly indited uattntr. As a ilruiu'itist lie is without a peer. A ba.-s-diutu s' t.jt exJCtly the ihi.-g to se.ti a.ij ! a lady with. Xe.tl.ttr w a cui.tt. lie d,'i,t J c'':u,I'a,,i " '"S i"rc,'i,Ui,-r tX' j Uition, cud engaged the services ot a to;- j ored truitarist. Thev ere j.'oiiiLr it, ihe-:e 0 ' 0 ! at hi-h M ra,c m:i,!1- li mu3ic I ' ' ulur a'"' c""ll( '" M,l t ' Ut1' sital I'u'k1'' faithful aud inspiring I -ut e-'4'. ,h" JJ'. ' ' jawate-lfal and a govjd d;es, iidn t like !"' She raided the window ; she drew iruui :t.i iiiuucu ictK.'ca a unur.i. itci b-'autiiul li'tb uii'juoti ; lie tnt Uo ia Hl4u A3 ui aMtjJi as c Mini it -n tn.-j-i.i- notn ot lova. .-.ow see here, if you , . .. , .-. make thin.'S uui Scasaut for ou." -Aud , , , . - .... . , , , : the fail. J A GlillAT Satciiu Clkiosii v It ; is au imdoubtei! fact that mci maids arc ' nufierous in the Kua-T liver, K.n.sas 1 A f- W wicks since a party of you:ig men : out hunting, caiau suddenly across six i meiii.aiiis who were uispo.tti. theu.seivcs in the water. Ou toe at p.oaeh of the young men the beautiiui creatures "iit e.ut" t'.-r the woods, uttering shnii cries 'incwl.ut rcsooio.ii.g the scieaius of the iuct that the yoing hunters found six waie: iaits, m- nuop.-a-ma aim b. ete's ou the banks of the river. Matuial itts will please make a note of this. A YVes'iE!;." Ki'lieiil thinks if tho proper way of spelling th-j is "though," acd ,,t3 -boaus," the proper way i-pell- ic- : u:toes tuu,t be "poughtc hteaux." Ttie UilV w.,v t,f SJC:iiBg toftlv would Le 'psouhllii-sh.'1 is tbat of oto, uoieee hoot-r is tie naev:.