f L II. II. WILSOX, Volume xxOorw." TE&313 OF lOLICAHON. The Juniata Sestisbl U published every Wednesday siornintj, on Bridge street, by H. H. WILSOfi. The scrcmi'tion pnK'r; .f tbo rapcr Till be TWO jtOLI.A'.IS pr year in advance, ?nd S'J.jO if not paid wiihiu the first tlircc months. . jrtXo piper discontinue until all ar r "ureu.'s rj paid etsept at the option uf the EJiiur. Aevcbti-iso. Tbe ra't? cf AP EliTI INC. are for on? square, ot rioitT lines or less, ore insert! , ,; cents three, l o:anL.o ota ,v n!i.i onent insertion. Adtninisl ra- ! nr , Executor's ar.d Auditor's Notices, ?,oo. Professional and Business Cards, not exceed in? 2t lines, and including copy of paper, .ts.w per year. Merchants advertising (ciianireable quarterly) $ 1" per year, includ paper at their Stores. Notices in reading C j!ntw:is, ten cents per line. Jon Wo:ik. The prices of JOB WOKE, f r :''irly Bills, onc-eivht sheet, $l,- i ; one fourth. $-,oo ; one-half, $.?,no ; and addition p niitnliers, halfpriet aad forllUnks, $"J,oo p. r quire. business Curbs. """" JLilbuAIl LVOr glttanicii-at-Bnu, MifSintown, Juniata County. IV, O.Tice u Main sireet Souib of l'.ridgo street. Juttice of the Peticr. furwior and Cult- rriamtr, S'utpi' f,tinn,i Touinshijt, "XT "ILL Hiten l prompily to all business en- trusted to his cave liecds nnd other tdiTrniiiK drue on the shortet notice and on Iho most risouaiilc Kruis. I'articii'arnttcn lion paid tohml surveying. may 1, bm. JOHN .L. SAILM. 1. attornca-at-Jaiu. MIKFI.ITOY' Jf.NIATA COtNTV, V. OFFERS bis pinfesrijuiil seiviccs to the public. I'l'iinjjt atieulioii given to the jirosarution of cl".iinB against the tiovernment, fifdlecti'ins r.d nil otiier business entrusted to hi car- othce in the She rill 's ulJice, iu the Court House. (Sept. lio.lHC'.. V endue'" -ciu;:h AUCTIONEER Thenndcrsigr.ed offers bis ffrTics to tbe public as Vendue Cryer and-Auetioater. He Las ha 1 a very large expeviejiC", and f.e!s aonfideni that be csu give batifactin to a'.l who may employ bim. He iuy be addressed at Mifliciowu, or found at bis home in Ftr nianagh townhip. t)rdcrs nisy also be left at Mr. Wi.l's Hotel. Jan. 'Ja, lhG4. WILLIAM OlVrX. MILITARY-CLAIMS. '"PlIL" undersigned will promptly attend to Jl tb coilectiou of claims ag:;:nst either the Fta'.e or National Gorerntutul, I'ension, Hack K.y. lli.unty, Kxtra l'.iy, and all ther claims arising oul ol the present or any other war, t ollectvd. Jf REMIAII LYON'S, Attorney-at-Law. Mifflintowa, Juniata Co., l'a. fe.bl JOSEPH S. l'ELL. CLOTHIER HO. 4a NOitTII Tlillilt sl'RKKT, Till LA U'A Clothing supeiior to any other esiuMis ruent in tbe t'iiy snd at lower prices. Mer rhanls will find it to their advantage to call. All goods warranted. Presented by J. K. f woyer. no v. 7- ly. "VF.W TOBACCO STORK Just received i 1 at B:irneV Cigar nnd Tobeco Store, a freth siipply of pure Vara Cigars aud Tobaccos. Best Navy $1,K) per lb 2nd " 'Uc. " " Krd :j()c. " ' Cases Gold liar l.-iO " " Oranoke 1 ,4'J " " The best brands Fine Cut loose aud in foil, aud all kinds of Hiilit Tobacco at reduc ed prices. The luyers of good chewiug anil smoking tobacco are respectfully invited to call and examine uy slock. June 2Mf. . T BARNES. I'ENN'STLYANIA HOL'SH PA TTKliSOX, PA. Opposite J'ifflin S:alioa. oa Prna'a. RMlraad The undersigned would respect fully iafurin lis friends and the pubiie generally, that he lias taken charge of the above named house. The house is large and commodious, and w;l ventilated, and is fitted up in single l ooms and rooms for families, and is open day and uighl.. Persons wakened for any train. Tht. best at ten lance given terms as reason able as tbe times will admit. F. M. MICKEY, jan. 30-tf. Owner and Proprietor. DENTISTRY! DR. S. 6. Sfi'UUGHLI.! O ITERS his professional services 10 the citiieus of Juniata and adjoining coun ties. Being in possession of all late improve ments he Hatters k.iuseif that be can give en tire satisfaction to those who may need his ferviccj- Having had twelve years experi ence, he is prepared to do all work in hispro fessii;B, ci'ber in gold, silver or vulcanite. The Vyst of references given. Charges mod eiato - to suit the times. Office in rooms for merly ocjp'.edly l'r Leih. junc 12. 'tiT ly. !S and Fancy Job work ueaflv execeu l : i r.r iV- 0-f- erf sa .-4My Ki ct: ADVANCE OF SCIENCE. . ft Teeth inserted upon un entirely new stylo ni tase, winch is a combination of Gold and I-'nclish Ilubhpr. f vubvinite Atun j Uubbrr, (vulcanite,) which for beam v. dura- ! t.ility. cleanliness, uud the ristoralion of the natural color of the faco.cannot be surpass ed. L'ithcr of the above b.isis WAUKANTKD, FOll TKX YEARS. Temporary sets inserted Gratis, Spcehl attention will be made to diseased gums, and a cure warranted or no churge u.ad-;. Terth lilUd to hut f;r life. t$ Triumph in dentistry I TF.Kl'II EXTII ACTKD WITHOUT PAIS by a new process, without the use of ether, chloruforui or nitrous oxide, and no danger. Having been in business for upwards of ten years, five of which has been spent, in Milliinlown, and being in possession of the l.t!rt nnpror,;l IntTumentt and Marhiuny I warm ii I entire satisfaction, or the money will be rtfundod. OHice on Bridge Street, op posite the Cpurt House Square. - Q.L. ICWt. o. uO. u; 17. ttrsitlent Dtutifti. 1 7IFFLIX C0ACII4 WACQ-V MAN L'FAC xi L tory. We the undersigned beg leave to inform our Cuslonici s and friends in this and adjoining counties, that we have enlarge," our shop, and by tbe addition of Steam Power, ate prepared to do work at the shortest possi ble notice. We are constantly manufacturing and make to order, every description of Coaches, Car riages, lluggics, Sulkies, Wagons, ic, also Family and Voak cutter sleighs. We arc also prepared to manufacture Itoad Wagons from one to four l.orse. Having been working at the business for a uun.ber of years ourselves, aud employing none but the best of tturkmen. We Hatter ourselves that, our work cannot be surpassed for neatness and durability ; in this or ad joining counties. We alf ay keep on hi.t).l from twenty to thirty set. of best second growth, Jersey Hickory Spokes, in order to make durable wheels And will warriiut our work for any naso.-.ablc tin.e. Sleighs and ltuggies re painted with neat ness and dispatch. All other repairing heavy or light a ill receive strict, attention. Come an ! examine onr stock and work before pur chasing elsewhere. Kon't forget the came li tlFFLKFlN'ti Kit .t CKI.-SWELL, t'orner of (he Pike & Cedar Si J 1 - o "-- une lii-lf. JACOIJ UEIDI.EK, Draler in l)ru?s, Medicines. kt X170L IJ) respectfully inform the citizens of 1 1 Milllintowii and surround'tij; cmintrv that be basjust received from the east a large and well selected assortment of ?:ruj.- i dines, C'i.imiiils. frs V.'ir-r ui: t .-. for medical purposes only, and a general as sortment ot everything pertaining to his bu siness. Jay-Physicians orders promptly filled at a small ad van. e of eastern wholesale prices. gcH" Prescript ions carefully compounded at his Store, at Kollman brothers' ol 1 stand, Main street, two doorswest of Belford's store! Mifflinlown, IV fjan 'Si, lSs'17-ly. COAL AND LUMBER YARlWfhc unde sifined begs leave to inform t jo public that be keeps constantly on band a larce Stock j of Coal and Lumber. His stock embraces in 1 part. Stove Coal, Smith Coal and Lime hor nets (.oal, at the lowest cash rates. Lumber of all kinds a:id quality, such as White Pine Plank, two inches, do li While Pine Boards, 1 inch, do oue-balf inch", White Pine worked Flooring. Hemlock Boards, Scantling, Joice, Hooting Lath, Plastering Lath, Shingles, Sniping, Sash and Poors. Coal and Lumber delivered at short notice. Persons on the Past side tf the Kiver can be furnished with Liiuebiirners Coal, &e., lrom the coal yard at Tysons Lock, aug 10-ly GKOllC.E GQSHEX. ATEW Hlllil STOKE. Patterson, Pa. Br. i P. C. KL'.VDIO wishes to inform the imb- lie that he has just received an assortment of Fresh Drugs and Medicines, of all kinds, which he offers lor sale at the Patterson Post Ofh. He also keeps on hand Perfumery ofl ail kinds, ami llair Dye nii'l bxtra Itlack Ink, of his own manufacture. Persons in need of anything in his lire will find it to their ad vantage to give him a call. B. Invalids can write a statement of their symptoms or disease and receive medi cine an I directions for their use. All com munications strictly contideutial. inarch 27, lsti7-tf. BUY THE BEST Samuel Strayer, of Pat terson, is the authorized Agent for the sale of the EMPIRE mVlXG MACI1IXE, and also for THE WILCOX & GIBS. These are the two best Machines manufac tured. Persons wishing to purchase should ca'l at Ilccht & Slrayer's Store, in Patterson, and examine for themselves. SAMUEL STRAYER, Agent Jan 9, 1807 SADDLE AND HARNESS MANUFACTORY in Perrysville! The undersigned having located permanently in the Borough of Per rysville, two ioors above Buck's Store, takes this method of informing the public, that he is prepared to manufacture all kinds of Sad dles, Harness, Bridles, Collars, &o. &c, on short notice, and on the most reasonable terms. Fancy Single and Double Harness, Whips, Fly-nets, and everything iu Lis line cf business, always on baud and for sale at lowei-t prices. Repairing neatly executed, and all Work warrarted ! ' ' Having bad several rears experience in the business hi? flatters himself that ne can give general satisfaction. Call and examine for , TOUrScIven brfnro ir n- ulcea-lier.. j J-iur-ff, T.-tr. D. ".J !.UP . THE COBSTITBTIOK TBI tTHIOH MlFFLLNTOWiN, JUNIATA C0UNXON?A., AU(iUST-2L iS67,. gcIctPJIolfrir. iiA?r in Can happiness on earth bo found T Go ask the rich anil gay. They'll tell you sorrow dwells around Their dark and stormy way. Go ask the man whose feeble steps Are tottering and slow, His long deep sigh and furrowed check Bespeaks a heart of wo. Go ask the jpoqr and needy man Whose locks are thiued with care, He'll tell you life is but a spun Aud be is not happy here. Go a-'-k the youth whose dimpled cheek With rosy health aJorued ; Her down cast look at once will speak, lkr path is strtwtd with thorns. Go ask the child of tender years, W hose heart is light and free; 'Twill quickly answer, though ia tears, It cuu not be happy here. Go aek ibe gay and thoughtless cruivd "0 ..nil ., And on their brow will hang a cloud They have no peace within. But go and ask the Christian, where True happiness is found. He'll point you to that heavenly alar Which is with glory crowned. He'll let you there's his only hope, His trust vLcn time shall end. And there puio happiness aud lova Can never, never end. yiiscrJhnroiis uatiini?, "anecdote of general gkant. A filled some time u;;o related to us an aneedote of Gcu. Grant, which is too good to be lost. Such of our readers an served iu East ienuessee during the winter campaign ot 1SG.J-1 and uo doubt wo have a large number cf them will remember that the soldiers were very scautily supplied with clothitiir, and it wxs a common tiling to is sue coru in the ear as rations both men and mules, each man receiving from cue to three ears per day. As the couteuding armies were lying near each other, each desirous of obtaiuing the mastery of the country, there was daily fckirinishiiig, and, in fact, Bueh engagements as, in the early part of the jyar, would have been consid ered respectable battles, were of frequent occurrence. Oa sudden emergencies the soldiers would bo ordered into line, leav ing their baggage iu camp, to which they might uat return for dajs, aud when they did return they frequently found that the enemy had been there iu the meantime, and cartied ofl and destroyed everything if value. This was especially true brigade ot Indiana six mouths' men, knowu as the "Persimmon 15iigaJe," b'.-eause, not rel ishing corn in the ear, they chose to sub sist oa peraiuimor-s. So much were the men kept on the alert that, though Maj. liallard, a I'aytuaster, was present, the commanding officers could not allow him to pay ofl" some of the regiments for more than a mouth. Such was the state of affairs when Geu. Graut, having been appointed to the su premo command of the army, paid a Cy- ing visit to the forces occupying the coun try ro the north-east of the Clinch river, On his-way to Washington in the winter ot 18dd. A few days before, the main body of the enemy had retired toward south-westeru Virginia, and Gen. Wilcox, who commanded the district of the Clinch, had fixed his headquarters al one of the county towns iu the northern part of Ten nessee. Grant arrived, unaunounced and unexpected, at the place, on a bitter cold day, and forbade the firing of a salute or making any other demonstration. Even the sentinel in front of Gen. Wilcox's quarters, who tbs one of the "Peri'minion Urigade," was not aware of his preseuce. After spending some time with Gen. Wil cox, Gen. Grant went out and mounted his horse. The sentinel, who was an un couth specimen of the lloosier, wa3 try ing to keep himself warm by walking to and fro, alternately striking the butt of his musket on the pavement, and testing the solidity of the frozen earth by trying to thrust his bayonet into it. Gen. Grant appeared to be amused at the performance, aud addressing the sol- dier, said : "Well, my mun, to what com niand do yo. helocg 1" Ticking np an old ahoo on the point of h; j,ayont anj twirlin? it in the air, the J ' Iman replied: "I bcloti to the wan .huu-lp6'! ASD IUI INrOBCEMEHT Of Till LAWS, j f dre'Kn-tTTInjianny ; Col, led J old rip." I "You don't seem to like Co1. 1 Uaid Gen. Grant. 1 j "Now, look here, mister," replied the jioldicr; "I don't wish you any harm, but I wish you bad to tako my place tinder Iiiui for a month or two." iVhy, what is the matter with hiui ?" inquired the General. "Matter ! why dud rot his olJ soul, he's starviu' U3 to death." "Starving you V "Yes, ir, starvin ua ! I don't expect you'll believe me, for it's a touuh story to tell a white man ; hut it's a gos(7 truth, I hain't had a thiug to eat now for mur'u eight days, except a few 'sitniuous." "Well," said Grant' "that is a pretty touh stoiy." "Yea it it', but I'll take my solid oath on a stack, of Dibles as hih as thathou.-c that it's ivery word the gosj't' ttulh! Miiter, can you give mu a chew of to- Uakj:" ....... ' ( nave no tobacco about inc,"aid the ijeueral, "but I can get you sou!c;"aud (uruiiij; to one of his cscott he gut a plug of tobacco and handed it over tu "Ia- jiatir.y." lie touk out his kuifo as if to cut it, and luoking up said, "l'leac, mister, may I take two chews 1 1 hain't had a taste of tohacktr fur moru'u iuur weeks ! lud rot the sutlers I" "Oh, yes," said Grant, "you ntay keep the whole plug if you choo.ic. We have plenty." ' .Now, mister, I thatik you very much, I'll five you ten pound uf tobaeker some Thjs'll be meat and coffee aud bl.in- kcts for Jim acd me." "Why, doi.'l you avc blankets enough ?' 'lllaiikcts ! thunder! .Mister. I s'po.-e Uuu'il think I am an ungodly liar, but I haiat had no tlaukct nor BO 3yr?ot now ' ior more thau six weeks! and Wy .' Lju t ;t cojj 0f nilt8 J I wih you had to try it as we do ! Ao .' that's a lie .' I don't wish it cither !" "How came you to be without an over coat and blanket '!" the General inquired. "Why, sir," said the lloositr, "Col. , the d d old rip took u.s out of camp over Jiere at the Clinch Gap, and while we were gone, the Johnnies dod rot their thievin,' rebi.1 hearts ! I v;ish 1 had about six of 'em here 1101c they made a raid on our camp, and Mole our overcoats and blankets ! L'od darn 'uui !" "Vell," said Graut, "you do seem to have a hard time of it." ' I rather guess we do," said the fel dier, "and that aint all. I hain't never had no pay neither. Iaru me, cf I've had a dollar now for more'o four months." "What is the reason of that V queried the General. "Don't the Paymaster ever come around here ?" "Yes," said the soldier, "the Paymas ter came around two months ago, and he vas lousy with greenbacks." "Well then," slid Graut," "why didn't you get your pay V "Why, jist this reason, mister. After We'd signed the pay roils, and the Pay master had the ready John Due is counted out in piles for us, Col. , the d d old rip, marched us eff over the Clinch Gap, and I haint seen no Paymaster since aud I'll tell you, mister, when this to backcr's gone, I'll be dod rotted to thun der ef me aud the boys don't make a raid on one of the sutlers, ef we're hung for it in five minutes ! Darn 'cm they're as bad as the rcbs ! they wou't trust a fellow to a ccut !" "Now," eaid the Geucral, "you look like an honest man, any if you will be sure to pay me, I'll lend you a dollar. The lloosu-'s counteuac.ee brightened up. ftUpon my soul and honer, mister, I'll pay you." ''Very good here's the money ; now be aa good as your word," said the General, and he handed the soldier a Government note. "Hello, mister !" said the soldier, open ing the bill and looking at it, "You've made a devil of a mistake ! This is a V ? I won't take that much." "All right," said Grant, turning his j horse aud starting off, "lend some of it to Jim and the other boys. I have nothing smaller just now." The soldier set his musket against the : fence, and running .after the General caught his horse by the bridle and Biop- ... J r c;a; j and, while the te;ir3 streamed down his Lrooieil cheeks, said, "Look here, mister, you've got a soul ! you're a Christian ! I am myself when I am at home. And cf you don't co to heaven tbcre 8 no use bavin sich a place ! Mister rough hexes for shipment. The Iodic do you live in Injianuy ? I want to pay placed in tho vault aro transported to you when I get home." "No matter," said Grant, "where I iivo. You'll Und me some time." And the General, disengaging the soldier's hand ironi 1.13 bi i.!e rein, put spurs to his horse and rode off, "Jiy tbe lordy 1" said the man, "i3n't ho a buster! Aud wont our boys have to- backer and a good time ? I'll mLe him and his people rich The sutlers ! dod rot 'em ! may go to the devil, and slick their tobacker '." Aud ho walked back to his Leaf, ignoiant of the name aud rank of the uau of whom he had borrowed the money. It is but just o remark, says the gen tleman who told the story, that though sufloring lor food, clothing and necessaries there K'ttrd no l Mar tot.iiortt in tl.o ftiuij than the "l'eisimon Urigade." The offi cers were as destitute and helples3 as the men, and were powerless to assist them- Col.. agaiust whom the antipathies of many soldi'.rs were directed, was a brave aud deserving officer, aud was really iu uo wise responsible for the lact that his soldiers had no ovcrcoafs, blankets, fx'd, pay ami tobacco. Ho himself wa but little better off. CvluinLus Ohio) Jtiurmtf. CHINESE INTEKMENTd. The Chinese, who form a considerable portion of the population of San Francis co, although fraternising to a certain de gree with other nationalities, arc still a distinctive class, and adhere closely to the customs of their own country. The fal lowing particulars of a Chinese funeral in that city, from the Alia California, are curious as well as interesting. A Chinese funeral took place a few weeks since from a house in the vaciuity ot Jai.Lson btreet. The deceased was ev idently a man cf some consequence in hia hle-tiiiie, for many carriages were drawn up iu front of the building, at the hearse was the same as used for conveying the remains ot the most opulent their last resting place. Curiosity prompted the writer to visit the apartment where the ht;dy lay. Passing through many de vious ways, where every sign of squalor oud o.Teiisivc odors abounded, a room was reached where a number of Chinese were engaged iu confused colloquy. Tbe corpse seemed to have remained untouched from the time life became extinct, aud the first steps towards preparing it for burial were iu progress. A cofliin of superior de- seriidiou was iu thj room, but attention was given exclusively to the gathering up of bed-clothes and garments that must have been used by the deceased. A w man draped iu white sobbed bitterly, ami efforts were made to Consol her ly other females, appareutly without ttTect. Cluse by her was aa intellcotual-looking China man, who gave very little heed to her sor rows, but who went on reading rabidity from a book, occasionly varying the cei emony by throwing scraps of paper on the dead mau. Wheu the proper time arriv ed the undertaker's assistants made short work of coffiuiu the deceased, as the weeping woman, doubled in consequence of apparent grief, grew louder iu lamen tation. The usual supply of provisions, such as meats, rice and fowl, was convey ed after the coffin and placed in a separate wagon, which formed part of the funeral proccssiou, and in which were bedding and wearing apparel. The womau was led, al most carried, to a hack, aud iu presence of a large number of spectators who were not edified, the cortege moved off, leaving several carriages behind, the drivers ol which had iailcd to induce the friends ot deceased to pay for joining ia the proses sioD. There is an extensive plot cf ground set apart in Lone Mountain for the inter ment of Chinese; there is also a vault, where the rcuains of the wealthy classes are kept until opportunity offers for re moval to China. In most cases the burials take place in the ordinary manner ; a grave is dug and the coffin covered. Put, as is well known, the remains are not allowed io return to dust in foreign soil; the com panies take charge of this matter, and car ry out the wishes of their countrymen- Periodically, after sufficient time has elapi- ed, the bodies interred are exhumed, tbe EDITOR A.D PUBLISHER WHOLE NUMBER 106!) flesh is carefully scraped fram the bones; which are exposed to ths actioa of tha sun until thjroughly dried, and are then wrapped in white muslin and packed in China in the coffins obtained at first from the undertaken. A writer ia an eastern paper cot long since drew attention to the commerce be tween San Francisco and Hongkong, ia transportation of dead Chinarcen. It U believed that the desire of Chinajnen ia California to be interred in their nativo ' land docs not arise from a love uf country, 01 mo icuiiincai wnicn leans men towisa to be among their kindred ; but it is that their bones may be duly cured for, saori. iiced to, aad supplied from tiaie to tinso with money, fond, raiment, aa,l other ar ticles, ia the spirit world, which artiehis, made of paper, are transmitted through the medium of fire. If facilities for trans portation esisted in Australia and other countries where the CLtncse arc to V") totmd, they would Lave been availed of ; but no Chinese junk would receivo a corpse on board, aad no oppoituuity Lsa been presented for shipping them by for eign vessels. In fact, it is a sort of freight that only an American skipper would think; of receiving. The collection and traaportation of the dead takeqplace in some cases annually; iu others, alter the lapse of a long period, until it can be done on a large scale an J economically. In this city the coaipanici have aa organisation for the purpose. Persona are sent from time ts time ail over California, Oregon and Nevada, on bone cellcctioua. After preparing theai in the manner stated before, they arc la beled and sent to Hongkong, where f riendj of the deceased receive them. The re mains are cared for by guilds or benevc lent societies, lteligious ceremonies ac company tho Gual interments, in which the attendance of a priest is not essential. In Honolula, however, when a Chinamaa dies,-his friends often solioit t!fj cervjeea of a ministT, aa they attach some impor tance to the rit;3 of Christian burial, In many countries the Chinese give their dead permanent interment; and in Siani they comply with the customs of the coun try, and practice cremation. We believe that Sau Francisco has a monopoly of car rying by wholesale dead bodies thousand of miles across the ocean. , .i. . . . 1 , , , A WIFE'S I'RAYER. Is there anything that comes nearer tho imploration of Naomi than the subjoined? Then we have not seen it. "Lord bless and preserve that person whom Thou hast chosen U be my h-isband ; let his life be long and blessed, comfortablo and holy ; and let me also become a great blessing and comfort to him, a sharer in all his sorrows ; a meet Helper in all tne acci dents and changes iu the world, make mo amiable forever in his eyes and forever dear to him. Unite his heart to mo iu dearest love and holiness, and mine to hint in all sweetness, charity aud compliance keep me from uugentleness, discouten'ed ncss and uure-souablene-s cf passion and humor and make me humble aad obedient, useful and cbs-jrvant, that we delight in each other according to thy blessed word, aud both of us may rejoice ia Thee, hav ing our portion in the love and services of God Lrever Amec. tSy Old Gov. Stuyvesaat, some ycar3 after the British took possession of New York, appeared before the Governor (Car teret) with a complaint that he was an noyed by men ar.d boys Lathing in front of his house iu a nude state. Gov. Car teret assured him i: bhonld be stopred but happening to recollect, said : "Why, Governor, your Louse is at some distance) from the liver, and how can it incommoda the ladies cf your family?" "Vy, you see," said old Peter, shaking his cane, "mine gals have got a big spy glass." JST" A veritable story is told of a bright little girl who, attending Sunday School for the first time, was asked, "Who went into the lion's den t" Tho little one ap peariug puzzled and not aasveriag, tho teacher commenced spelliug to awaken, the child's recollection "I a-n." "I can tell now, exclaimed tho thrcc-year-:ld, all smiles, "It was Dan Rice." HaF A chicken dealer in Fulton Mar ket, N. Y , named Kobbins, is said to be j worth fire millions. HeUnds hisuwntdall.