SJ. II. VtTlXSO.V, THE CONSTITITTIOK THB miO KIE KNFOECKMKNT Of TUB LAWS. MIFFLINIWN, JUNIATA COUNTY, FENN'A:, JUNE" 5. ISC7. EDITOR ASO PUBLISHER WHOLE NUMBER 1049 TERM OF rUELICAIIO.X. Tut JrstATA Ptntinki. is pul.dlshc 1 every Wcduciday morning, oa Dridge street, by H. H. WILSON. T!.c frr.M".ta,riN price of die r'r will lie TWO DOLLARS per year In advance, nnA 5'i.OO if not puid within the first three months. tvT No paper discontinued until nil nr- rrrjes r i-aM-exceH at the option of the fc.;::or. a urruTu'vi! The rates nf .A 1" VEKTI S- ING are for one square, of ei-iiit lii.es or less, r.c insertion, scents tl.ree, fi oo ;an;i i.o cis . . 1 . "... - eaca suiisoipacui insertion, .in niiiisiia- fir's, Executor s ami Auditor s rotn;c, i-J.oo. I'jOr'ional aad Uuiines ("mils, nut exceed ing 2i l"ies, and iuchiiliar copy of piper. J J.oo per 'car. Merchants advertising (changeable ipi n tcly) $ ! per year. hid- ins riper nt tii-ir Si'irt-s. otices m readin? columns, ten cents per line. i mst, J.ineii or Cotton 'J bread, ami sewing Juti Wohk. The prices of .IOU WO'IK, jwiih equal facility the very finest and coarsest f.ir tiiirty Uil!s, one-eitht sheet, I?!,--'"!; one- nnj'erials, and anything between the two ex foorth, $l,oo ; otie-hali', S-;','o; "'iJ Jajition- J Hemes, in the most beautiful and substantial a! numbers, hail pi lei aaJ for binis L'.oo mauuer. Its attachments for hemininp, braid- per quire. nsiacEs dar&s. JEHEillAIl LYONS, f tor a cir-a t- JlTa ttr, Miffl'iito'jrn, Joninta t'oi'ptr. in Main slr.-et Suuih f l'.ril; Vn.. OiTiee Jurticr if l'" F t'Srr, fumy ami Con- rynncr, tsufqiulfjuun T'un.fh'p, "1171LL atti.:.J promptly to all business en Y inis'.e 1 to h:s care l ee is Mid other fciivening done on the shortest n itiee and on the 111 it reasoii iioe t ni.o. i'aitieo'.:ir;itten tion paid to l.:iid sui viyinr. may 1, ton. jbiiXT.L.SA!i;L viir:.!:Tov.'N juxiat.v cocxtv, r.v. " FFER3 kis pro'. o-'l lerviecs to the w !"": I'rftnpt iieu;io., c. 10 i..e , l.rosecution of claim? ncainst tne Oovcrr.iaeiit, COilecllons airi an oioer iihmhi sf vih ui.-u m bis car- (Uice in the Skcilfl'a c?:cc, iu the Court House. Sept. 2o, 18o3. .. .. 1 .1 1 .1 7EXDUK AUCTIOXKKlt 14 The undersigned otfers his servic-s to the nuhlin as Vi ujue Crrer and Auctinuccr. He lias had a Tery large experience, and feels confident (hat he can give satisfaction to all who may employ him. He may be addressed at Mifflintown, or found at his hutiie in Fer managh tewiifhip. Orders may also be left t Mr. Will's Hotel. Jan. 25, lSol. WILLIAM GIVE'S. KILITASY CLAISIS. rj'Iir; mi lersipned will prompily attend to J- tbe c !'. '"ti' ii of claims niiinsl cither the tale or National Covernmeiit, I'cu'ious, Uack l':iy, loiuniy, Kxtra l'ay. and all other ciiims arising eat f the present or any other war, collecicJ. jr::i:Mnn i.vons. A.tomey -ct-L'iw. Kiffliafown, Jutiir.t Co., l'a. fthl CLO T H I E U m. i:i.noi;t:i nnuy sti: i:i:t. fhilada VIOtlllTt Slliojiltir 10 auj uinci csi.iioi- ; ... ... ...1. -....1.1:. tnent iu the City 1 n 1 at lov.ir p-ice. ivinia. uu.ir , nr-. d ,: lo t'w ..dvant.-e to ca.l. ir.iat. a. 1 .esfiiie.l l.y J; K. !iants will find Ail C03JS warr iMVoycr. nov, "1KW TUB CC SroiiK. Ju-t rcrrivcl: J at Dames' Cijrar ati.l TcV.eco S ore. a ! tWhiTm!riii.ur Vara Ci-arv. ami T.il,:i I ,i ! iiest Aavy s i,'i per 11 Hoc. " " "iic. " " l.i) " " 1,-10 " ' ,'ird " Cases Gold liar ... Orauolie The best brands Fine Cut iojse 'in 1 iu foil, and all kiwU of llriirht Tobacco at reduc ed prices. The lovers of good chewing and smoking tobacco are respectfully invited to call and examine my stock. June 20-lf. 4. T. HAItNES, VKNNcVLVANIA HOUSE FATTFRSOX, FA. Pppoii'.f ciifflin S'atiea, oa Ptnn'a. Railroad The undersinc l would respectfully inform i or he-vy inas.-ive curls. Has been used by bis friends and the public generally, thai he i the fashionables of l'aris and London, with has i.iketi churpre of the abuve n :;:icd house, j 'he most gratifying results. Does no injury The house is large and commodious, and t to the hair, f rice by mail, sealed and poai weil ventilated, and is fitted up in single , paid, $1. Descriptive Circulars mailed free rooms r.nd rafns for families, andisopendiy : am' nielit. persons wakened f ir a:iy train. Tht best alteudance given terms as reason able as the liiiics will uJniit. F. M. MTCKEV. 1 in. tlo-tf. Owner and l'roprietor. jry::;TAL caud U. M. KKKVKR, DENTAL SURGEON 'It AXF.S this method of informing his friends JL in Juniata county, thai uwiiij; to t lie lea aonably good success he has met with, during the i';w months he has'oeen practising bis pro fession in said county, he tctis warran'e-i in luaking stated visits to Mifilintown and Me Alistursviile The fust Monday of each month Mr. Keever may be found at the Juniata Ho tel, Mifflin, te remain two weeks. The ihiru Monday, al McAlistersville, to ren.aiu d.ninc the week. Teeth inserted on M'l.C tNlTK. GOLD & SILVFll. TEETH FILLED am: extracted in the most approved manner, ami with the least possible pain. t g Strict attention given to diseased gams, ic. All work warranted. E3 Term? leasonuble. January 21, IS'i'' If. STATE CAflTOL HOTEL, near the Capi tal Kail lings. UAUl.iDURG, PA. jrSuTersia as moderate as any Hotel in :he Cif G.TL'O'.'P." )'-, p iV-T-r..r. X K w yW'W: - rpiir. Fiipfrior incriln of I ho "Singer" Ma- : '"S- Main Street, Patterson, a large "1 ele J. chines over all others, for either familv K:u,t assortment of Ueady-Mldo eloiliing, use or limiufaciuring purposes, arc so well established ami o generally admitted, that an enumeration of their relative excellencies i is no longer considered ncccssarv . 0,.,, j. MCIIINK? . . , . whicu has been over (wo years in preparation. ! i'- wntcii has been brought t; perfection re- I iraci'laaa .1 t I..I . """' " " ! w j - ,v.-t.iiii.u ,u mi: jouiuc an iiicnui- parahly the best Sew ing Mtichinc inexiatencc. FAIL'Y GOODS The Mnehiue in question is simple, pom- Also a large ovl carefully selected assnrl pact, durable and beautiful. It is quid, light 1 ment of Fancy dools, of nil chimes, kinds and running, and c.ipaMj of p rfjriniiis a ranre 1 uualilies. all of whnh uill ln nl t1n lv. an,l variety of work never before iitteniptvil "P"u ""'K'e Maelnno. u.-ins cither iSil j iu, cord inc. tiehini;. quilting, fellinp, trim- uutijr. binding, etc., are novel and practical, j n:i I have been invented nud adjusted especi ally lor tins M.ich;!i!. Machine always kopt rn hand at my Tail oring K-labiiniiiiKiii, reeoud story .SuloulT, Frow .'t I'arker's Store. Iliidgc street, Mililin town. l'a.. for the in-peetiou of the publie, .1 mW iiib rv.ran.fel. pi"lcTB. Machir.e Co. ton, I.'cedlrs. Thre i.l, oil, He., and every'hing pertaining to this Machine couM.iuCy kept ou hand for sals. Uli.!.;.V.l WISE, Agent. Milliiutowu, Jan. lti, lst'.7-Iy. MIKFLIX COACIli WAGON' J!Axl;F.Vl iory. We the undersigned beg leave In infoini our cu.-toiucis and fi lends iu this and a'lj. lining enmities, that we have enlarged our shop, nud by the addition of Steam Tower, me prepared to do work at the shortest possi ble notice. We nre constantly manufacturing and mnlie to order, every description cf Couches, Car-r::i;--s, Iluggies. SuH.ies, Wagons, .Vc. also Family and Vo.ik culler sleighs. We are le prepared to maniifactui e Koad Wagons from one to four horse. Having been working at the Silliness for a i. T t ';..?, none Mil the iicst or woi Linen W i, -u..,. . ourselves that our work cannot be urpas.d ,-.,r no,, e,? ,! Uiuabilit v : in this Vr a.l :.,:;,.,:.,. - We always keep on hand from twenty to uiriy sci, (11 dcs! second growth, Jersey Hickory -pokes, in order to make durable wheels And w ill warrant our work for any reasonable time. ! Sleighs and Hugies rc-piintcd with neat- ! nCSS and distinteh All nli.r rfn. !rinv l.i.avi- ,)r lijrht w ill .eceive strict aiteniion. Cow. and examine our Block and wora before pur cha-sinp elsewhere, llon't forget the name, II EI Fl l.K KIN (i Ell i CU1SWE1.L, Comer of the Tike & Cedar Spring road. June 'JT-tf. JACOIJ BEIDLKU, IT.k'r ill Drugs, McJifiucs, &c, "ITTOUI.l) respectfully inform the citizens of Mitilintown and surrounding country that he has just received from the cast a larpe an ! well selected assortment of Qjr r:, 7A.J. i'v'k-;.-, Ci.mic il.-, li'ure I'. .'j;rs ii Xi;-.w, for medical purposes only, and a general as sortment of everything pcitaiuin,; to his bu siness. F;3"T"ivsicians orders promptly fill(;d at a j small ndvan.e of eastern wholesale prices. t .y-'Piiieriplioiis carefully compounded nt t his Store, at Uoll.miu Jirothers' oU sland, j Main street, two doors wi st of lielford'sstorc, MiUiiutowu, l'a. jau 'Si, 1807 I jr. I o 1 r s vn 1 rnerii v 1 ii. i 1 ' i.i-i. .'ii'i.ii i.ii.i. The under- 1 bejrs leave to infonii tiie public ,i.,t he keeps constant! v ou hand a lar-e Stock ;of flml,er -is f,m.k 1.,1,1;,.'u.(., ; j 1ar, iSluVC :o.,jt s,llitll ,..,, Lime.bar. oul, ill the. lowest cash rates. I nin'oei- of all kinds and ipi ility, such as w I'lat't. inches, do 1J White lioarU. 1 inch, do one half inch, V. bile Cio worked in worked rloorin;- Hemlock IJoards. Sc-intlii.jr, J.iiec, Kootinjf Lath, I'lasleriiig Lath, Shingles, Stripinjr, Sasli and Doors. Coal and Lumber delivered at short notice. I'crsous on the Fast side cf ihc Itiver can be lurniithed with Limcburners Coal, &c, lrom the coal yard at Tyo Lock, niig Ki-Iy GKOUGF, GOSHEN. BEAUTY. ! Auburn, Golden, Flaxen & Silken Curls, IJrodueed by the use of frof. DU HRECX' FIUSLII LE OHEVFUX. Una applica tion warranted to curl the most straight and stubbi.i-n hair of either sex into wavy ringlets. Address. LEI'iGLK, SIILTTh & Co., Chem ists. No. 2S5 ltiver St., Troy, N". V., Sole Agents for the United States, f .b. 20, Ii7-1 v. T'ESSLEit, FOSTEIt & CO., are now 2 O J - prepared to furnish all kinds of fl I'lvvriii'j, YftilUer-boardtiif. Door and ul ll i;(.or traiii'j, Jilin is iusli, , Doors, V,ruc'.cl, " And all material required for building " ui purposes. Having connected with our Mill Q J''i(c.li u't Futcnt Dni Kiln, 3 -y which we ca n dry lum ber in from if) ! 8 bv MPcr-hcatedsteam. wi.hM.tUa.nr.. Si U. Customers may therefore rely on get-!? i ling perr-ctiy Seasoned Lumber iu their r" i 2f i'ojis, niuow r rames, casn, &c.t AC. march 13, lb(iT-jm. BUY THE 15 EST Samuel Strayer, of Pat Urson, is the authorized Agent for the sale of the EMPIRE SEWING MACHINE, and also for THE WILCOX cO GIBS, Tiiesi are the two best Machines manufac tured. I Person wishing to purchase Fhould ca'l at Hceht & Strayer s Store, in Patterson, and examine for themselves. SAMUEL, STRAY EH, Agent J..u i, i?-;t I - Xcw store in Taiicrson. consisting in part of t OeereoaU, Frork Cuutt, ,... l.t .t IV, Fruirrx, Ctitl.irt, I 'mlrrsh i, Jfituilkrrrh iVs, I Jlnnts tv Xitnr. i nj everything u u illy found iu a first class ; Cieutleniau a Furawiing Slow. 1 est poHible living prces. Lattici Oaitt-s and Short. lie also invites the nt-ntion of the ladies to iiis line stock of (J.WTiK.S AND SHOES, which he will Bell at pricet defying competi tion. CARFLTS, OIL CiOTIS. lie hason hand a beautiful Insortmcnt. of Carpets, Oil Cloths, &c , which av. of a good quality, aad well worth the iuspeeiou of the buver. WATMir.S & JEVTEI.KY. G'jiV nnrl ,V(?rcr M'iriM, fr rinffn, J'latm aad fuatu im0r -Watrh Keys, Ladies' aiol GentaTreasI pins, Cold l'ensaud I'eiicils. .Vc, wliithat this time form the largest nud best assortineui iu the; county. It'-'.v.All the above paods will be sol 1 cheap er than any other toie in (he L'nited States. If you don't believe it, just give li'in a call and b convinced of the truth ei'ihe iisseriiun Fl KMT II UK. If . I ,. 111- nn'! aiso a 1 irge lioom jiisi ot'P'js' C 1.; ir i i' t 1 1 Ins .More wlierc lie ohers for sale ni low prb:c3 a general assort uient of Tables, Chairs, Sofas, Lounges, Il.-d i'eads. Mattresses, Trunks, Carpets, Stanks, Hacks. I nui many ulber articles for house furnishing ! SAMFEL STHAVEU. ! r.ilterson. npril 10, 'ti7. I mwwt rntso.vs w. ,VVII(1ITI.K'SF..S ANTKI' TO I'St n;i: vinatoi: U is ,l,e only article which vail destroy ' ' . is the only i;oaciu:s, HATS, Mici:, A NTS. AC.. i ' "'i ccl,,s r0' "01t- tor s:'-' ')' More Bit I'll NoTii E. if your store keepers have not pot it send H" cts., to the proprietors or apents, in I'hiladelphia. and receive it by rcturu lun II. posnige pai 1. iook: loue!.' Loot::.' AT Till! r r. f k it k x c k s. John 8. Graybill, No. SIS N lid St., PhHad'a. John Gerhard, " Hiimi liamlulpli st. " R. F. Dolts, " :lil l'arrish si.. Charles Scndeelinr. (Ch,ui:t,t,) Marshall and Master Street, I'lulad a. Wm. Williams, No. Phi4 . r,ih St.. rhi'ad'n. Also niary others too niiiiierous to publish. A liberal discount to Store Kcein is. HOPPLE. KKACSS .V CO. IWs. I.'o. 1 !j i Ninth ''lb St.. 1'liilad'a J. F. ZOlil.LIN, .t ( O . Wholesale Dealers in Dings, faints, :ls. Glass, etc.. No--, lil' and till, NoriU 3d, St.. I'liilauc'i iiia Wholesale . - nts. Agents wanted everywhere, mar. 20, '''- .lin is. G3. JIDUl iSK HITS. NEW SfPiING STYLES, -Orn Oivs Make,: einbraciiig every New and De-irnble s:i", stjlc and Shane of Plain aud Trail Muni SioiiTs-J, 2 1-4. 21. 2 :i. l, a 1-4. 3 12. 3 , and 4 yds., round, every length and si.e : liais.t; in every respect Fiiist tt'AI.i rv, and i especially ndaptedto inecl the wauls of Fiasr ' Class and most fashionable Tuaiik. I -m uon Ma kb." of Hoop Skirts, are) lighter, more elastic, more durable, and 1 peai.v t'liRArun than any other make of ihi-r Single or Double. Spring Skirt in the American Market. They are WAiuiAxir.n iu every respect, and wherever introduced give universal satisfaction. They nre now being extensively Sold by ltetailcrs, and every Lady should try lliem. Ask for "Ilopkin's Own Make.'' and see that each Skirl is Stamped "W. T. HOPKINS MA.M'FACTI'ltEI'i, 028 AKC1I Street. I'hil adelphia." No others are Genuine. A Cata logue contaii ing Style, Size and Hetail Prices sent to any address. A Uniform aud Liberal Discount allowed to Dealers. Orders by mail or otheswise, promptly and carefully filled Wholesale and l.'et'iil, al Manufactory and Sales rooms, No. u2S AKC1I St., l'HIL.V DELfHIA. Skirts made to order, altered and repaired. TEKMS, NET CASH. ON K f ItICK ONLY. mar. 13. "GT-lOiu. W.M. T. HOPKINS. WILLIAM W ISE, MERCHANT TAILOR ! CRYSTAL TAL ACE liL'lLDINti, MI FFLINTOWN, fa. Thankful for past patronage, he begs leave to inform the public that be has opened out in his new quarters, a LARGER AND FINER ASSORTMENT OF CLOTHS, CASSIMZRES, YJJSIIXGS, , Than ever was before brought to this town. ! which he is prepaid! to make to order in the TES1 J XD HOST IMVVi O VKD STYI. E, And in a manner that will defy all eompeti-, Uon- He also still manufactures to order, all CUSTOM WO UK On reasonable terais. By strict attention to business, he hopes to receive as heretofore, a liberal share ol pub- j lie patronage Give'him a call and inspect ; feb 20' 07-1 y y E ; have one room devoted entirety to ! II der.t Plirnielim. (!.m,l.i nr,H w'ljt Ger.ta Furnishing Goods and Heady Made Clothiug, such as Coat, Pants, Vests, Over Cnafo ttn.ia Khnos Hats ft Caps, While Shirts; r lauiiei coins, uaurriiiii'is, nuu I Drawers. . KlLOl'FF, FIWW i PAEKIB. j 'JtsctUnntons -gtaVniiT. A RAILROAD STORY. "Keware of pickpockets, Joshua," Raid Joshua Harkcr's mother to her grown up sod, when that interesting youth was ahout starting to visit his Aunt liotsy l'akcr, who lived Feventj-Gvc miles off, iu the village of Gray burg, "Vta'm," responded Joshua, dutifully, ' I'll keep my eyes peeled for 'em. Guess if they ketcli this child naf pin', they'll rise earlier than they're nsed to." "That's right, my lad; I allcrs knowed that you was the smartest of tho family, Joshua, hut I guess when you conic to go about to fcc tiling you'll turn out to he smaitcr'n ever I thought. There's the Leers, comiti' now. Ixiok out, and held on to your valise ! And don't forget to be careful of your father's watch, and don't smoke no cigars, nor drink no water lrinut look in' uto it, lease there was a wrjiau, I ve hcarn lietsy tell about, out j there, driiikt a live suakp ! AtiJ do try and not dirty niore'n two dickeys 1 week ; it'll make tuch hard washiu' for your Auur, and she's got the lumatiz, you know! Now look put for your pocket- 1 t t T 11 1 1 .1 . . '"'ut ! J ell Jictsy to Ecnd m& t!iat rccete j for coloriii' blue, and maki n that quiiic K.'is'irnl liirdr t Iiapii llmv I. rt 1" ,nil ' J . , , . lt - , , . .win iiiij vim .ua la",,!. lie Ulduui.su- wi;li a kiss that made the very locomotive I , , . . , . , , . , i ed her parasol m one hand and her nti- u'tve a snort of auiazciittct, Mrs. Ilatkcri , . , , " . ... ';ule in the other. tircf.irselt away. . . , , .. "louvc stolen my porfmonie, said .lo.-l.tia seated Iiitnscif 1:1 the very mid- , J ' ' ,. , , , . , , . . , , 'she. "1 ou ve taken auvantace of an in die ol the car he had heard it said that ; ...... d, , , ,111 - itic waa 1l-ss danger thero. and liiil.iin" the valise ou his lap, he j ut one ha;:d on his w:.tc!i and thn other on his poclct b o ik, mi l mentally defied pickpockits lie had heard so much about their doings in the cars, that he thought it was impos sible io u-e too much ptecju'ion. At the next station they took on a very pretty but decidedly nervous young lady m a blue bonnet and pink dress. h'hj passed beside Joshua and asked timidly : '"Is this eat engaged V ''No, not that I know of,' stammered Joshua, blushing up to his hair. "Want to set di wn V 'Thank you," and bhe sat down so gracefully that her expansive crinoline spread entirely over Joshua's knees aud valise, and completely enveloped our hero iu an uva'aucbe of flounces, shawl, fringe, Ac. lioth of the young people seemed vry much frighteued. Joshua began to finger his pocket-book nervously, shifting it from lus pocket to his coat, from thence to his vest, and fiuaily deposited it iu his hat, ... . ' . . . "lub ,uv; us uuu m uu ivum dr;ip it in his boot. i i r i . t i i i 1 he young lady uJgetcd, and eyed her comnanion askance iu !I i n ir her bonnet jtiius, and clutched the handle of her r.ticule. liut after a little while both seemed to get easier, and Joshua screwed un courage euough to My something. 'J'ir.e day, inarm." 'Ves, rather cold, though." 'That's a fact. Cooler than :t was yes- ,. .... -i i .. muddled. A half score of people were "lcs. sir, hut not quite so cool as it!, ,. ,. , was last winter." 'No, siree ! Terrible cold Friday last j winter, wasn't there V "Awful. Was you out any ?" ' Out! I rather guess I was out in a spruce swamp driving old JIutk and Uroad all day ! Golly how the frost stood ou 'tiu.'' 'Yes, I think likely." A dead silence. At last with a despe rate effort at sociability, Joshua asked the lady : "Going fur V "To G raj burg." "You hain't ! So be I. Quite a con tincency, hain't it?" J'liey were beginning to get better ac- quaintcd wli'a fcavh other. Joshua now took his baud away from his watch and put it rouud the back of tht seat. "Going to stay there loug, Jliss V "A week, I gucas." "15e you ! About as long as I be," rc- sponded jma, letting his hand rest on j !. much as when Deacon Jones cau -ht him ! rolb; j,; t The ja( D JO I drew back. 'Law, vou muita't i!j so, sir. It ain't ' i Proper." & u nv 10 huaw wuiii e 10 iicuuci, ;j Ti., l-i.t- Jou bo" 3- aaiii the lady. "Who keers," said Joshua. "I am twenty-two years old. I've got my fath- er's watch jo my pocket, and ten dollars besides!" And forgetting he bad dcpoi- ited his wallet in his hat, he felt lor it in his pocket. "Jerusalem !" roared Joshua, springing to his feet in terrible dismay, "it ain't there ! I've been robbed ! It's gone ! Somebody's committed arson to. my person and pocket !" Joshua glared at the young lady by his side, who was now get ting as excited as he was himself, ar.d was busy lecling first in one pocket then in her riticjle. "You've pot it !" thundertd he. "I ort to have knowed you wasn't respecta ble ! I've heern inarm say a hundred . J.' Why, th folk will ae times that no decent woman wore one of cases by a jury whose patience was un them waterfalls. You got it while I was wearied, you have been found guilty, find huggiu' you. I had do business to hug you are now called on to receive the hit another ial when I'm kecpin' companv with Peggy Ann ! Ten dollars that fath er got for brindle calf! Hand it over, or by scissors I'll search you if you be a wo mau !" The young lady sprung up her face red and her eyes blazing she too had read the newspapers and heard of pick pockets. An angry mm is a fearful si''l.t, but can't compare with an angry woman. .1,;., ,.., ci. u 1 uociui, uu 111 uietitu jcuitiic, duu liiacu I 11 ' r ' the part of a pickpocket ! I might a' I known that you was one ! I've htern say I they allcrs had red noses ! Conductor ! i here ! here ! This white-eyed rascal has got my portmonie and Joe's miniature and he hugged me and he's got my pock- et handkerchief oh ! dear ! dear ! I wish 1 had stayed to bum." "Don't believe a word she s?ys !" cried Joshua. "She's lyin'. She's the cue that's been stcalin'. She picked my pocket of everything bu my father's watch and a plug o' tobackcr ; come and seat ch her. Dear suz ! I'm ashamed of myself ! I was so startled that I couldn't cut my own fodder, and mind my P's and Q's. How I wish rnarui was here she'd know just what to do. I'll sec if I can't do something," and he began to climb I ever the scat. The girl seized him by the coat tail. I "No you don't !" screamed she, "not by a long chalk I 1 ou tbiDk you re gcttin off with my things do you ! I'll let you know to the contrary? You'll wish your cake dough if yon don't deliver up my portmonie. Stop hiu some of you he's goiu' to jump off tho car with my valuables, au' I'll die if he shall. Con-due-tor! he's got Jue's miniature! Do stop him !" Dy this time the whole car load of pas sengers were aroused to the condition of things, there was a division of opinion. Some took sides with the woman and some with Josh. Joshua's senses began to be slightly i heading him off, and that terrible young I liil it in n .1 .uo im,.a Jllin.riril 111 111. tiujr iu a ' l il n uicm naa vimj."', -" - coat skirts, and his pocket book was gone, lie felt desperate. "Stand aside, tvery one of you," he cried to the passengers before him, and just thei tho cars gave a lurch, as they are in the habit of doing, and Josh went head first against the stomach of a fat woman who had risen to see what was the matter. The woman went over, Josh went, so did the young lady in pink, and the whole crowd fell on a seat where a very loving young couple and a lap dog were reposing. The scat was squelched, so were the lovers and the dog, and the cry arose faster and faster, "A cullisiou ! there's a collissioa !" I Everybody sprang to their feet and : seized their carpet bags, and the comedy might have become a tragedy if the con ductor had not just then appeared and restored order. He shook Joshua and ordered the young woman to sit down aad Josh took off his hat to scratch hi head, and lo ! out dropped his pocket ').., - .. M . ...... book. Our hero flung up both his hands iQ ecstasy. "Hoory, it's found: Hail Columby, ain't I glad !" And about the same time the conduc tor picked up a nondescript Iouling bag ,lru tuo, floor. The vounn ladv in ink . r rushed forward, and seizing it exclaimed, '-My pocket ! my pocket! It must havo slipped off. O haint I glad ! And Joe's J pictar all hunk." j 'Let's shaLe hands," said Josbna, ap ' proaching fcer, "I hain't a pickpotkef, and by golly I'il have a kiss.' A nd he did. THE SENTENCE OF DEATH IN ENGLAND- The progress from barbarism to civili zation docs not show itself in Dritish jurisprudence. The sentence pronounc ed on I'urke and Doran, the condemned: Fenians, is thus reported : . "The Chief Justice, addrcEsin tL-3 prisoners, said : Thomas F. Buike and Patrick Doran, after a protracted and ! careful investigation iuto your respective sentence of the law for the htchest crime. kco-sn to the law, that of high treason against tho queen. Nothing indeed re mains for me but to perform the sad ana painful duty imposed upon me by 3w, and that duty is to pronounco the sentence which I cannot change or alter. (His lordship here put on the black cap.) That sentence is that you and each of you sliall be taken from the place where you now stand to tuc place lroni whence you can.e, and ill at on cdncsJay, tho -Otli day cf this uienth of May, you Le drawn on a hurdle lrom tna: place to the place of execution, and that there you and ea'.-h of you shall le hunycil ly tlf. HKik until you are ihwl, and that after wards the head of each of you shall be severed from the body, aad the body of each of you divided into four quarter?. ! E,,an bc Jpoed of as her Majesty and her Exccutiva shall thiuk fit, and uuy the Lord God Almighty haTe mercy on your souI- C" lordship here appeared deeply affected, aad. many periocs in thi court shed tears.) SELUNfJTsijJJECT. A man sitting one evening in an ale house, thinking how to get provisions for the nest day, saw a fellow dead drirnk upou the opposite bench. "Doyou not wish to get rid of this sot ?" said he to the landlord. "I do, and half a crown shall speak my thauks," was the reply. "Agreed," said the other, "get me a sack." A sack was procured, and put over the drunken guest. Away trudged the man with his burden, till he came to the house of a noted resurrectionist, at whose door he knocked. 'Who's there ?"' said a voice within. "I havo brought you a subject," replied the man, "come, quick, give mc my fee." The n.oney was immediately paid, and the sack, with its contents, deposited iu the surgery. The motion of the quick walking had nearly recovered the poor victim, who, before tho other had gone two minutes, endeavored to extricate him self from the sack. The purchaser, enraged at being thm out-witlcd, ran after the man who had de ceived him, collared him, and cried out: "Why, you dog, the man's alive !" "Alive !" said the other, so much the better ; kill him when you want him !" RAFFLE TO TAY FOR A SHROUD A.ND COFFIN. Vie doubted the truth of a report that a woman in Ltie had gotten up a bull to raiie means to pay the expenses of her husband's funeral, but we are now in clined to credit the rumor, inasmuch as a case somewhat similar has come to our cotico iu this city. We arc informed that one day last week a poor womau died in the Sixth Ward. She had- no relatives here, aud a few of the neigh bors toA charge of the arrangements f jr her burial. A shroud aud a cofDa were obtained, but the deceased had left no money, and the "committee of arrange ments" (a number of ladies) attempted to beg the n ccessary amount, Lut in this they did not succeed. They then pur chased a lot of spoons 'and vaiious ether articles, and got up a raffle to raise tho ttauips. Vrheihcr they were succe-aful in this, wo cannot say. informant is a geotleman who was' appealed to pur chase a ticket! ILir. Ttl. -Tba EuglUh language is about S hundred years old.