M ' - ' V ' '.. , ' ... j ss T.-?r.V7SL' .' S h. ii. wii.sox, VOLUME XXiYM THE COHSTITCTION THE CMOS A KSrORCEMEHT 0 THE LAWS. EDITOR AXD ri'lf LISIIER. MIFFLINTOWN, JUNIATA COUNTY, PENN'A.7APRIL 17. IS6L WHOLE NUMBER 10 li TERMS OF f CBLICAIW- :Sr7cry Tne Jtxmt Sextiskl Wednesday morning, on H. H. WILSON. The SURSCRITTIOX THICK of the paper . . .io : .. ill he TWO DOLL A US per year in advance, una ri.jw i not paiu -iin.u me ursi .mu- taxntUB. SPU.o piper u.sconiiniie.i nn. . uu ar - resrvges are paid except at the option of the -H'Utor. AnvK.nTisiM!. The rates of ARVERTIS i.u .i. e .or oin- ' " -- pac inscrr.on, ...cenis mice, -i un; am. hi cis ; : ami oo cts ur caeli subsouiient lasri lmn. A tdmiiiiislra- r's. Lxeeiitnr's ar.d Auditor's Not rrofe-.ionai and 1'iuiness t'ards, not excoed- in; i;j lilies ami iticiu.lin;; cpy oi paper. S M.oo per year. Merchants advertising (changeable (iiarterly) S 15 per year, includ - iaj paper at their Stores. Notices iu reading column, ten ens per .me. Jon noFK. Uic prices oi . mi. v. oi. e., tor thirty Hills, one-eight sheet, .-J.; : one- t-mrth ti.no: one-hair..o0: an ,m, ,- kl numbers, halfpnc.-d for UaiAs, ...oo 'fr 1 i Stiusuicss (Lnrus. gittornc!T-at-3inttJ, i:flintnwn, .Tunia'a Cnnily. I'a., Otliee on Main street South of lrilg sir et. AY 7M.LIAM M ALLISON. Attorney at Law, AM) V ill attend to all business entrusted t-i liis s:re liiaee .m Main Street. Milllintnwii. Ta. JOHXT.LSAIIJL 0 t 7 , Vin'LINT.nVX. JCXIATA COl'NTV, l'A. ; FFERS his professional servicts to I he piinMc. i roinpi Hiier.itui. nen in ...t ' vr..e".iiini oi claim agamsi noveriimcni. ' c.illfCti.nis ..mi a. oi.ier n , i, rmn ;. , , his fare- CHics i;i the oaa reliows ili.i. l'.iidge Street 'cpt. 'Jo, 1. ('..".. V -KXIH'K CKIK R AI'CTION'KKU The un lersi;ne I oiferi his services to rubiic us Vendue Ci ver anl Aiictimu-er. the ' lie I has l.a.l a very large exp-ri:in.-, - ulidriii that he can give satisfaction tc nil !n m iy employ him. He may be addr.-ssed at Miliiintowii, or found at bis home in Fer nisnagl. township. Orders may also be left at .Mr. " ..'" Hotel. Jan.::.., lSill. WILLIAM filVKN. MILITARY CLAIMS. rpiin titidersijine.i will promptly attend to JL the collection of claims against either the Slate or National liovernini-ii!. Tensions, Rack I'av. Houiity, Extra l'ay, and all other claims .rising out ot the prcscut or auy other war, coUeotcJ. JKREMI All LVOXS, Attorney -at-Law. Milllintown. Juniata Co., Pa. feijl "Y EV TilltACCO STORE. In-:! receive! i al Rai nes' Ciar and Tobace.i Store, a fresh Kttpj.lv of pure Vara Cigars and Tobaccos. i:e--t Navy !?1.IM per lb lin l '."'c. " ::id "j'tc. " ' Cases Cold J5:ir l. " " tlr.in.iLe l.l'l " " The best brands Fine Cm io and iu foil, r;id all kinds of Rrihl T .'.ac;o at reduc ed prices. The lovers of p od ch. wn;;r and n.ioking lobucco are n-s;.t c: fully iuviu-d to call ex. inline uiy stos-U. June JJ-if. T BARNES. N! :V ARRANGEMENT. The iind;i -tigneu i find in" it impossible with one Market ' Car. to supply their customers. Vive purchased another, and arc now prepared to furnish marketing regularly twice a week after the 1st f An-ust. One Car will arrive in Rat terson every Wednesday evening, the other k'iI! arrive evcrv Friday evening. We wish imfrSlyerbu'ns'U! ecus ordering poods regularly every week ! arc exoected Jo l.av promptly eae.i tvi n I Due car will leave l'aitersoii tor l'hilade'phia ; r cverv Mon.lay morn-.nz, me otner via le CVi-y Wednesday njorninir. july ii-n". IiOLLOIi.VL'GH & ROWl pjENTAL CARD-- 11. M. KIIKVER, DENIAL SU1IG EON rpAKES thig aiethodof informing his frieuds JL in Juniata county, that owing to the i. a sonab'.y good success he has met with, during llie few niontLi he has been jvactising his pro fession in said county, he. feels warranted in making stated vis-is !o Milllintown auj Mc A'ietcrsvillo. The first Monday of each month Mr. Kcever may be found at the Juuiat.i Ho tel, MiiHiu, te remain two weeks. The third Monday, at McAlislcrsviilc, to remain during the week. Teeth inserted on VULCANITE, GOLD & SILVER. TEETH FILLED and extracted in the most approved manner, and with Hie least possible pain. Slrict att-Titieu jrlven in diseased gums, &c. All work warrauted. Cf3uTeru reasonable. Janu.iry 21, lSO-'.-tr. JOSEl'il S. DELL, CLOTHIER NO. 12 NORTH THIRD STREET, V HILAR' A Clothing stipeiior to any other estal.'.is mcnl in the City nnd at luwer prices. Mer chants will find it to their advantage to call. All ?"Qls Wuiiautcd. Presented by J. K. fcwoyer. nov. 7- ly. TT7E3TF.RN LAND AGENCY. C. Gin V grie.li, Lancaster. 'A'is.-onsiu, will buy and sell REAL ESTATE, and pay Taxes fo'r nouresi leats, to those desiring to locate in the West, can obtain cliM Iljiues and good wa ter power in prosperous locaii'ies by consult ing hiia refercuee giveiuf required. iLis. :.'l-ly. NEW FAMILY M72HS MASiaaES. rpilE.up.rior merits of the Singer"' Ma- A. chines over all others, for either family' I X chines over all others, for either family I ... , ,.,r., . . n ; use or manufacturing purposes, are so well ,..uIt,.c. ..... Kru..-iu..y n..i.....c.., ...ai an enumeration of their relative excellencies ; is ..o longer co.is.uereo. necessary. OHM NEW FAMILY MACHINES, j which has been over two years in preparation, ana wiiicn lias been drought t; perfect mil re- ; 2lrJloss of time, labor or exnensc.it nd is now confidently presented to the public as iricom- . ,,1., ocwiiiE.iiacu.iir in exu.ence. Tl. !..- ...aviii.iu .a .ucptioit .a si... pie, enm- ; pac, .lurable and beautiful. It is .iniet. liplit ( ry,,,,;,,,., BI1j ,.apable of performing a range ; niU variety of work never before atleniteJ ; upon a single .Mael.iue, usiii" either .ilk , T ist. Linen or Cotton Thread, ...id sewing , wit!i equal facility the very finest and coarsest mM;HU, and anything between the two ex- lmiles. lu ,he most bea,,.,n.l and substantial ; manner Its attachments for hemming, braid - : c"'h"? tJl"?. liilii.ig, felling, tiii.i. iniiig. binding, etc., arc novel nnd lu-aitic il j and have been invented and adjusted especi - ally lor this Machine. ....i.:. ... ... .y.., s Kepi rn iian.i at my l ail- i nring i:-tabli-hmeiil, second story Suloiiu", j Krow i Talker's Store. Bridge street, Milllin j town. IV, lor the inspection of tho imblie. aii'i Tor sale at the most, reasonable pr.ees. ! Machine C .lion, .Veedl.-s, Thread, Oil, Sc. an I every'liing pertaining to this Machine j constantly kept on hand for sals. WILLIAM W ISE, Agent. ! Milllintown. Jan. Ill, lS'17-lv. A j I KFLI X CO AC II i WAGON MAXl'FA i' torv. We the niidersigned beg leave to j in form our euftouiei s and friends in this and a..j.......ig n ,m we nave eniargr.l our shop, and by ll.e addition of Steam Tower, ate prepared to do work at the shortest poi tile lU'ticc. We arc coii'tantly manufacturing and malic j to order, every description of Coaches, Car I riages. liiiggics, Sulkies, Wngnnx, Ac, also ra.iiny ami l oaK cutler steigns. n are Also IH'i'Tri r.'il 111 .mill O t'i.W ii rt It. mil WiTi.nc ft.. in one to lour horse. Hiving been working at the business for a niiii..ier oi years ourselves, ami employing none i,ui iuc nest oi workmen. lie tlatt.-r ourselves ...a. our wo, k cannot ne MirpasseU lor tieat r.ess an.I Ourubilily : in Ibis or ad joir.i:g count ics, Wa always keep on hand from twenty to thirty set, of best second growth, Jersey Hickory Spokes, in order to make durable wheels And will warrant our work for any reasonable time. Sleighs and Ruggies re-painted with neat ness antl ij.spatcli. All other rcpnirmg lieary or light w ill receive strict attention. Come and examine ntjr stock and work before pur chasing olscwiioi-e. Don'l forget (lie name, II El FFLF.FI N(i ER .t CltlSWEI.L. (Nirner of the l'ikc & (,'cdar Spring road. June U7-tf, . n. i.uriMiN. .W. J. JACK M A N V CLOTHING EMPORIUM MIFFLINTOWN, In WiUohx llrirk Starr Ih")m, on tJit ,Vorttt- irt'tt Cuilur c tiit'jf (tittt Wiltrr Slrrets. rilV. . ndersigned would respectfully nn-J- liounce that they have opened in the above well-known stand a vcrv line and select assortment of .l l'-.l.i Ui: Cl.OTUISC, coiisisiiiig in part of . .-(,- ( t, t . . ROOTS .4 SHOES lor men, women & children. HATS CARS for nieu and boys. Sc.. &c. t lor slock is compos d of .'.V 77 A' -'. 1 .V.'H" HOOPS, and all who desire any article iu oir line would do well to oall and examiuc our stock before purchasing elsewhere. Do- ing noihins but a Strirly CuJi luiuts, we are enabled to sell goods at a very low figure. j loc cash Imyers wotihl Uo well to examine Utir stock. We rcpoclfully solicit share of , puMio patronage nov 7, lWU-tf LOUDON & JACKMAN. JACOB 1JEIDLK1!, Ill DmgS, McdicillCS, iVc, TT01.'LD respectfully inform the citizens of I A L 1. : rt. . . I . : .. . I w .uiiii;uio.vu u.o. su. ro.i..i.n.'.r couinrv ,iiat he has just received from the east a large :n l well selected assortment of rTV- JT-.2 ? Ch ;nt:';j.?.-, (i'.'.re R irt:. i .1 X:.:-07-.-, for medical purposes only, and a general as sortment of every tiling pertaining to his bu siness. t"" Physicians orders promptly tilled at a small ad van .e of eastern wholesale prices. tii," Prescriptions carefully compounded at his Store, at Rolhuan Rroihers' old stand. Main street, two doors west of Rell'ord's store, Mifliiiitown, Pa. jan 2'J, 1807-ly. CtOAL AND LUMBER YARD. The under ' si lined begs leave lo inform t he public that he keeps constantly on hand a large Stock of Coal and Lumber. His slock embraces in part. Stove Coal, Smith Coal aud Limc-bur-neia Conl, at the lowest cash rates. Lumber of all kinds and quality, suel. ns White Tine l'lank, two inches, do li White Pine Roards, 1 inch, do one-half inch) White Tine worked Flooring, Hemlock Roards, Scantling. Joice, Rooting I at!.. Plastering Lath, Shingles, Striping, Sash and Doors. Coai and Lumber delivered at short notice. Persons on the East side tf the River can be furnished with Limebuiners Coal, &c., Irojp the coal yard at Tysons Lock, aug lo-ly GEORGE GOSHEN. 5l"Y THE REST. Samuel Strayer, or Tat 1 J tcrson, is the authorized Agent for the sale of the EMPIRE SEWING MACHINE, and also for THE WILCOX & GUIS. Tiiesj arc the two best Machines manufac tured. Tcrsons wishing to purchase should ca'l at llccht & Strayer's Store, iu Tittici-sou, and cxauiiue. for llicinsclvc. SAMUEL STRAYER, A-cnl Jan V, 107 i'C28. HOOP SKIRTS. 628, NEAT STRING STYLES, 'Oca Own Ma if. embracing every New nnd lcirnblo size, g IBTe2l o j. o, 2 3.4 g ;, ,., 3 3-1 1 1 ' , .1. '. : style and Shape of Plain nnd Truil Ilunr tl . , ,"' " 1 u8- rou.ni, every length and ct riRST Qi'ALiTy, and Waist ;" in every respect eppCcially adapted to meet the wants of Fiust , II1(t fa!sl;onilb,e TbabI!- , () Make." of lloon Skirls, are 'g"'er, more elastic, moro durable, and itKtf.Y .'HKAPiiit titan nnv oilier make of ei. ter single or Double Spring Skirt iu the . Aincricaii .Market. Thcv are Wa it mam t in 1 . l. :im,i,..i ; universal satisfaction They arc now being p p.lonsivclv Sn .1 hv Itnla .ts nn I ,.v,.rr l.m v I . ..: J ' J t should try thc:n. Af-k for "Ilopkin's Own Make,-' and seo that each Skirt is Stamped "W. T. HOPKINS MA.M'FACTL'ULR, VJ8 ARCH Street, I'hil adelj.hia." No others are Genuine. A Cata- locue conlllil.inc SlvI size and Retail Prices ! seIlt (0 ttnV address A L'nif.irii. and I iberal I ? Zl, X,t A . , u I k' m;iil or 1)lbe9wigc, rrompl,jr an,! carefully 1 fill,,!-Wholesale ,.,' Ketiil. at Manufactory j ,! Sales rooms, No. C23 AUC1I St., I'lllLA- Hi.-r im 1 Skirls made to order, altered and repaired, , TERMS. NET CASH. ONE .MUCK ONLY. ni:ir. 'ti7-l()m.l Wm. T. IIorKlNS. WILLIAM WISE, Mr.UCH ANT TAILOR ! C RYSTAL PAt ACE UL'ILDING, MIFFLINTOWN, I'; a. Thankful for past patronage, bo begs leave to inform the public that ho has opened out in his new quarters, a I.ARCElt AND FIXER AKSOHT.MENT OI' 'LOTUS, CASMMERES, VES7IXGS, .(('., Than ever was before bought to this town, which he is proptted to make to order in the I. A TEjl J.X1) HOST IMI-VLO YKO STV1. K, And in a manner that will defy all competi tion, lie also still manufactures to order, all soils of CUSTOM WORK sonablc terms. ) reasonable terms. Ity strict attention to business, he hopei to ; reCl.jVe as heretofore, liberal sliaie of p'lb ,ic patronage Give hi... a call and inspect 1 1.:, -t.ib.j ..r mii, un, ii.1i,; , ,, going clacwbere. fib. -M' 07-ly. T7RKSH ARRIVAL OF GOODS -J. R. M. -k. niiH'iiiiitjimnna-ocai ... rge lissori mem . I t 1 - ; .. i , oi ran uoous, wuicu uc is renin;; al rt-uucea prices : Trinta from li in 20a. Lest Domestic Ginghams 2oto 31a. Riown Muslin yd wide, 1") to 1'Oc. " 1 ' wide 'JO to lioc. Cassinutts from Cc to $1 l A largo assortment of Furs and Muffs at city prices. Rest syrup at 31c per quart. Hi . m n Sugar I2h lo Die. A larifi; assortment of Rlaukcls. $f,oO to $".,011. White do. 10 4, at $7,T,0 to iH.M, Also, a large assortment of llootsof the best oualitv at from :!.".(. s.VIHI to .V.'0. Alan, a large assortment of LaUies Gaiters i at reduced prices. j The above prices arc for Cash or Country I produce. The following iriees ill be paid ; for marketing : Ruttcr ;10o per lb. Eggs "c. j per dozen cash. J. It. M. TODD, may If Patterson l'a - ! rasSh- , OOK' w-"" plenty of asrurancc, and a tact of show- IIOXEV SAVED IS MONEY earned. f. ... . ' , iM And that can be done to prrfeetion by j lnS a11 they dlJ know. anJ Were all mar bny ing your goods of the new (inn iu Patter-1 1 ied and hr.ppily settled in life, while he sen. Their stock consists in part of Dry ' ... i r i i- i . e i . Good-, Huts and Caps. Fancy Goods, Yankee UU1UlUcJ a fol'lorD' 'consulate bachelor. Notions, a largo and superior stock of Roots i It was not from the want of means to and Shoes Groceries . Sail. Fish. Cheese, fcc, :surport a wif for Lo had plenty of this Dried and tanned fcruits in great variety. ; ' ' J Harilwiire, Oueenswarc, Woodenwarc. Our ! world's goods, a well-Stocked farm, a uico slock wa. purchased in eas-en? cities at re- j Qew Louse, tc.iJcs noma money in bank, dueeil pneeg, and we are coi.ddent we can , J make it to the interest of our customers and ll certainly was not for the want of girls, the goods-buying public to give us the first fur t1Cre were scores of them in tho town call before making their purchases. . . N It le barn Mm largest Mori n-nll variety and best styles in the county. Highest market price paid for country pro duce. FRANK, COOK i CO. Patterson, July 4, lSijii.tf. PENNSYLVANIA HOUSE PA TTERSOX, PA. ;n vm:.. C',.:..n O n..- n. -l j epl'u..ii. i... ii. in niuiiuii) v., in. w- i.u.iiuau The undersigned would respectfully inform his friends and the public generally, that he has taken charge of tho above named htuse. The house is large aud commodious, aud well ventilated, and is fitted up iu single rooms and rooms for families, and is open (lay and night. Persons wakened for auy train. The best attendance given terms as reason able as the times will admit. V. M. MICKEV, jan. CO-tf. Oivncr and Proprietor. NSSYLVAN1A RAILROAD. ON AND after Sunday, Nov. 18, 18o0, Passenger trains will leave Mifflin Station as follows : EASTWARD. Philadelphia Express.. 12,44 P. M Fast Line 7,Ci, A. M. Cincinnati Express dA'-l, V. M. Day Express 11,31, A.M. Way l'asseuger 10,43 1 M. WESTWARD. Daltimore Express 4,05, A. M. Philadelphia Express... 5,00, A. M. Fast Line 5.55, P. M. Mail Train 3,37, P. M. Emigrant Train 9,47, A. M. JAMES NORTH, Ag't. AtEW TIN SIlOT.lNTHOMPSONTOWrJ. L I wonl.l r,.sn.ilt,. ;..r.m .i, i.i-pr.a of Thonipsontown aud vicinity, that I have , opened a Tin and SLcet Iron establishment ami am nrpnan-d in nnpnmmnih a l!m nuo 1C . with Tin ami Sheet I bon WAne, also, Stoves bath, after meeting was over, he would tail quickly disappear through an oppo at the lowest cash prices. ; post himself bv the church door to escort i A.r as she fentered the room, which Itochng and Spouting promptly attended to- All work made of tho best material. j W.M. C. LOGAN", Thompsoatown. feb. iIO-Giu, Juuiata coun'y, I'a. : IBisttllancons JtaVtnj. Joshua 'wheat. " a PLAIN. BRIEF ACCOUNT OF HIS COURT- 1 Did you ever sec a bashful mau, reader? Ityoi have.vou have seen one of the most iwkward, ungainly creatures among the luuian bipeds. Now there may be I SoniOlhiug vcrj attractive and iutcrestin in thi shrinking timidity of a blushing ! son 0f i)r. Hae the village physician, i-irl, though I confess that I have my j camc fl0m cnict.C) here he bad gradu doubts in regard to it ; but a bashful man, , d it ; ; j wUh considerable distinc- who ever pities him ? Though despised by one sex and laughed at by the other, I . , , , !',waya dolnS what he DeTRr 0US' ave done, and saying what he never intended to say, he is or.3 of the most pitiable ob jects in existence. To be sure, in these days of bra?s and assurance, when everybody thinks himself n good a"i his neighbor, and a great deal letter, they are very rare. IJut still they a stone met wim occasionally, ti.-jugn i ity are rapiuij uisappeunng, ana prooa- l!y iu a few years there will be no trace oi incni leu. My friend, Joshua Wheat, was one of this unfortunate class of people. I say was, for he has most wonderfully improved 'of late year?. 5ut I will not anticipate. 'o one could have seen Joshua enter a I i . ,, ) " " '"r , ; ladies, without being aware of this pecu- liarity of his. He generally cither bluu dercd along looking red and fjohsh, or shoi hurriedly in, with a white scared face, hiding himself as soon as possible from observation behind a door, or in a corner. If t,(.r wa a elie nr ......I .1,.. ? ' j v. . ... the rooni, which was very apt to b6 tl e case, he generally mauaged to stumble over it, which was net at all calculated to increase his self-possession, or add to the grace of his entrance. If a pretty girl tj,ii tn Mm, be stammered and turned all sorts of colors, looking as frightened and ashamed as if he had been convicted ot sheep-stealing. I'oor Joshua ! there certainly never was a man who had a higher opinion of the better part of creation, or wa9 more capa ble of appreciating the blessings of mat rimocy; yet he had reached the age of twcu:y-eight without being one S'ep near- er toward realizing them than he was . a elo'1' JCilrS before. He had five brothers : but thoucli none P ,,,,-,. . T . ' t-"1-"1 o "is irouu ,o;.kS or iense, they possessed what he did not, W lie If o uvea, ui uu Buns iiuu Oiies black-eyed, blue-eyed, and grey-eyed, and eyes of no color at all. No, Joshua Wheat reuraiucd unmarried merely bcoause he had not tho moral courage to look any one of tho girls in the face and say "I . 'tl Q.f love you win you marry mc : These words are very simple, and to the uninitiated very easily spoken ; yet I have known many a man's courage fail him at the thought of saying them, who would have ridden into tb6 front of the fiercest and hottest battle without the shadow of fear. At last all the girls of Joshua's ac quaintance were married to braver, if not better men all but one, Mary Dearborn, the prettiest among them oil, and as good aud sensible as she was pretty. Mary had plenty of suitors, but she turned a cold shoulder to them all, being fully deter mined if she married at all she would have nobody but Joshu:i Wheat. Joshua had taken a great shine to Mary ever since they were children ; they used to go to school together in the little red school-house on the hill, ho drawing her to and from school in the winter on his little sled, and bringing her apples as red and shiuing as her rosy cheeks. lVt .1 t i i .-'i , -1 " ut" lut-Jf Slcw lul-r ue ilia exuioii- cd his preference for her, though in a solncwhat diflurcnt j, , , . j ncr home ; and in the cveuiug, arrayed 1 iu hiy "Sunday best," he might have bren ! . . , ,. f.. . 1 i""" -w-is.iug a Dce-i:nc lor ".Squire ueiz- bora's. About uino o'clock Ibe old folki wcu!I go off to bed, IcaviDg Joshua and Mary together. And there he would sit, looking straight into the fire, scarcely dar ing to move or breathe, with the momen tous question trembling ou the very tip of his toniiA. vet nprer lflavinsr it. No ! . Innr(i th. n,,:pr. nfhu v:-it ,, bo Iuft the homo thM wheB hoentereJ iL Things went cn iu this way a number of months. But at last an event occur red which crave Joshua auite a start. A tion. He was a tall, lank, smooth-faced fellow, with more learning than brains, and more brass than cither. He saw Mary in chuich tho first Sabbath after his return, and took a great fancy to her, and commenced paying her considerable atten tion. 7 I Young Hale had always been Mary's particular aversion. She had disliked i.iu. from t.:, bovbood : but she did not acrup!o , flir(. with him a little, hoping ,0 al.ouse jos Wa jealousy and bring him ' t) the point It seemed to have its effect; for learn ing that Mr. Lawr.incc, one of his neigh bora, a thriving farmer, intended to give a party, and having obtained an inkling in some way that that college chap, as he termed his rival, intended to take his Marv. he went over to Ksnuire Dear- born'a carlv .t, . nt-t morn;nr, anJ asked : uL.t himself Delighted at the success of her manoe uvre, Mary gave a smiling consent, and at the appointed time, much to the chag rin of the young collegian, who had in tended to appropriate her himself, the went, accompanied by Joshua. Alarmed at the bare possibility of losing her, Jnshua appeared like a new man ; and initeadof moping in some corner, as w; a his wout, not daring to speak to bar or any one else, he remained by her side nearly the whole evening, scarcely quitt ing her for a moment, and then only when she requested him to bring her i some refreshments. Mr. Hale, who had viewed Joshua's attentions to Mary with a jealous eye, heard this request, and being well aware of Joshua's blundering propensities, very maliciously placed a stool directly in his way l'retty soon Joshua came back, and instead of walking around the stool, as anbody else would have done, he stum bled over it, and sprawling full length upon the floor, landed the contents of his hauds, which consisted of coffee and a plate heaped with doughnuts, pumpkin pie, and various other eatables, directly in Mary's lap. This unexpected feat produced quite a sensation. Mary set up a loud scream, and the rest of tho company rushed to ward her too sco what was the matter ; and it was somo time before order was restored. Wheu tho tumult bad in a measure subsided, Mary looked round for the un lucky causa of it, but he was nowhere to be found. Mortifijd at the ridiculous fisrure he cut, and the merriment of those who witnessed it, he had rushed from the . stopred or slackened his speed until he had reached Lis own room and bolted the door, firmly resolving, as be did so, that he would never speak to or even look at a girl again so long as he lived. I'oor Mary was moro annoyed at Joshua's discomfiture tb.au at the loss of her dress, which was nearly ruined, and she con ceived a stronger dislike than ever to the young collegian, whom she was quite sure was at the bottom of it all. She resolutely declined his profTercd escort at the closo of the entertainment, gotug home with one of her brothers; leaving him ihe alternative of attending some other lady, or going home by himself. Two Sundays passed, and Joshua never came near her ; and on Monday following, Mary put on her bonnet and shawl, and went over to the house, for tho ostensi ble purpose of having a gossip with old Mrs. Wheat, who lived with her son, but in reality to find out what had become of her sensitive lover. Much to her disappointment, Joshua was not at home, though she saw a coat- - she conjectured to belong to him. After sittin" awhile aud chatting with . . , , - J the old lady, w.th wcoru su was quite a favorite, Mary arose to go, saying, as she did so. that "she guessed she would go ' across the Jots; as it was considerably nearer." She accordingly passed out the back way. As she was going through the gar den, she caught a glimpse of Joshua in an adjoining orchard, walking disconso lately among tho tree3 laden with their luscious fruit, and looking as though ho hadu't a friend in the world. He started and colorod as his eyes fell ujon Mary. "Why, Mr. "Wheat," she exclaimed, in a tone of surprise, "who would have thought of finding you Lete? Why, I haven't seen you for an age ! Have you been sick '!" "Yes no that is, I haven't been very well lately," stammered poor Joshua looking as if he had half a mind to run away. "You don't say so ! You are looking pale !" said Mary with an appearance of great sympathy, glancing mischievously at his face, which was growing redder every moment, and which certainly show ed no signs of ill-health. "Whatabeautifulsituation you have V she resumed, after a pause, locking ad miringly around on the well cultivated farm. "There is only one thing wanted to make you quite comfortable," she add ed, shyly, "and that is a wife. What in the world is the reason you don't get mar ried, Joshua V The poor fellow colored char up to the tips of his hair, "I I really don't know,'' he gasped; "there there won't anybody have me." "Fiddlestick's end was the laughing rejoinder; "I knew better than that! There are plenty that would, if you would only take the trouble to ask them. I know of one, at least," she added, in a lower tone. "No, but really do you ?" inquired Joshua, eagerly. "Who can it be?" "This was rather too much; and, grow ing indignant at cither his stupidity or want of courage to take advantage of the opportunity she gave him, she remained silent. "What a singular looking apple that is, that you hold in your hand !" she re marked, at last, breaking the embarrass ing silence that ensued. ''l'cs," returned Joshua. "It is a new kind that I grafted last year, and the only one that came to perfection. Won't you have it, Miss Mary ?" he add ed looking at her timidly. "Will 1 have you, Joshua ? Oi course I will," said Mary, with the most inno cent air imaginable. Joshua was thunderstruck, scarcely daring to believe his ears. "Are you iu' earnest, Mary ?" he inquired, looking anxiously into her face. "To be sure I am," she returned, laughing and coloring. "And we will be married nezt Christm.is." L'nablc to contain himself, Joshua im mediately threw his arm3 around Mary, and ratified the bargain with a hearty kiss, at which pcrtormauee .nary maut. fested not tho slightest objection oi dis pleasure. On the following Christmas there was a merry wedding at Squire Dearborn's, at which our friends, Joshua and Mary, were the chief actors. And now, the staid, dignified-looking man, who walks into church with such an important air, with his wife on ono side and little boy on the o'.her, would hardly recognized as thr.t blundering, awkward, Joshua Wheat. t2f'1 Mary, do you remember the text this morn'ug 1" "No, papa, I never caa remember tho text, I've such a bad memory." "Mary,'' said her mother, "did yoti notice Sarah Urowa ?" "Oh, ;cs. What a fright ! She had on her last year's bonnet, done up, a pea green silk, a b'ack lace mantilla, brown gaiters, an imitation Houiton collar, n lava bracel'.-t, her old ear drops, and sue!) a fan ! oh, my 1 oh, my !" "Well, my dear, your semory is im proving." iairThese are said to be two of tlo scenes of a new domestic drama: Soeca 1. Mother ia the cellar splitting wood. Scene . Daughter in the parlor singic to a well dressed simpleton the pathetic ballad "WLo th.aH eara mothtf n-jw ' '