It. II. WlXSO.t, VOLUME XIX, NO 46. ItRilS OFPUBLICATION. T JrsiAT RajrnsKi. is published every Wednesday morning, on Main street, by ' H. H. WILSON. The SCBFCKIl'TION PRICE of the paper Vill be TWO DOLLARS per yer in advance, and ti.jO if not paid within the year. No paper discontinued until al ar rearages are (aid except at the option of the Editor. AnvEBTisi-to. The rates of ADVERTIS NG are for one equare, of kiort liics or less, ne timj, 75 cents ; three,: fl 60; and 60 cis cr each subsoquent insertion. Adininist ra r's. Executor's and Auditor's Notices, $-,00. Professional and Business Cards, not exceed ing 25. lines, and including copy of paper. $t.oo per year. Merchants advertising (changeable quarterly) f 15 per year, includ ing paper at their Stores. Notices in reading columns, ten eests per line. .'o Wont. The prices of JOB WORK, fjirthirty liiils, one eight sheet, $1,2! ; oue fourth, $2,oo ; one-half, ? !,oo; and addition al nuuiViers, half price aad for Blanks, i-,00 per quire. I - . fq gg rx dmtisfwfuts. ITJECKIi'TS AL fcll'KMM I TltKS X UK TU COl'.NTV UK JINUTA, rao the first day of Jannary, ISGG, to the 3rd day uf January, lBOfi. Jh. JfUS If. M. TODD, Trm surer DR To balance in his hands on Jauu ary 1, 18U5 $ 3.092 00 To taxes outstandingon Jan. 1, '00 12.8'JU l4 To am't taxes lcried for 1H05 liU,&47 7o la cash rsc'i af Callcctors of Mil itia tax C!0 22 To cajh ree'd of Sheriff Louden, jury fees 29 00 To cash ree'd of sundry persons for old fence 17(5 54 So cash ree d J. A. Christy, suf- rage tax Z 00 To cash ree'd A. Partner, ditto. 3 2U To ' " J. McKinley, dama ges 10 00 To iuterest charged on State tax of Spruce II ill township 4 u3 To cash ree'd on sales of unseated lauds 5 tK) Total...! i....?43,471 1H IFfiSJ CON IRA. CR. Jty commissioners and other orders lifted from the first January to January 3rd. IbCG.- f 22.P23 21 Pv Sim l'reas. rec'tof Julv 2'J, 'Ci 2,otW 00 Vy ' " " " 21, Oi iij " " Aug. 2, '05 Hy cash paid S. Dimm, pensioner By Treasurer's per centag on f 30.8o8 J8 By exonerations allowed Collectors My caminis"ions allowed Collectors h'j Treas'r's per ceutage on Stifl 22 militia taxes received- 4,000 W 1,500 00 20 00 308 43 220 P'.t 4,527 t4 34 00 Br am't of outstanding taxes, Jan. 1. 100 8,201 81 I'.y cash paid order of Military board 35 01 XI v balance in Treasurer's hand:; 'jauuary 3, lSbG 2.20'J SO Total.. ..$43,471 18 STA TE.VEXT OFOl'TSTA XDXG TA XES tn the hands of thr'vi'.ectore, n the first d"J of January, lMti- TIAR. I COLI.ECfUBS. I IIISTCIC'TS. I AMUCXT. 185 John W. Jacobs Kayette $10 00 1S51I John 1). Howeil spruce Hill 20 00 lht',1 James Kidd Tucarora 02 l'i KstiJ "Caleb Parker l'attarson 43 54 1''.2 Wm. Brown I'errysvillo 12n 50 lr,i Joshna Beale Tuscurora 123 81', lSt',4 David Brattoa Beale Sl 73 1804 II F. Smith Tuscarora 105 CI 18',4 Luke Marks Monroe 222 30 1804 Samutd Wntts Fayette 14 M 18t'.o John Anderson 1'a'tcrBon 08 ti'.t 18C)5 J, A. Christy Mifflintown 3i 79 IS'o Win. Christy Fermanagh ul5 18 W,h Peter Hcttlck Walker " 1.4VJ 34 18G5 Geo, W. Lloyd Delaware 3Uy 20 lSiio SnniuM Markley Fayette Mo OB 18C5 John McConnell Mimroe 283 35 18-;5 Jos. Karstetter Susquehanna 132 79 8 V Brannieholtx Perrysvillc 11113 1 8',5 Abraham I'art ncr M ilford 1Si'.5 John Koons Turbelt 1805 John P. Kelly Beale 18-55 h. A. Martin Spruce Hill JffiS Sam. R. ZeiIer Tuscarora 430 03 747 75 202 27 8t;8 51 541 38 2S0 03 180i Joseph Bull Lack Total 8,291 84 Sinee paid in full. All of which is repctfully submitted. JAMES CAVES V, THOM AS McCAMMON, Auditor! ALBERT GRAT. J Commissioners Cerim. MirrLiKiows January 4, 1800. COXMISSlOXEnS- STA TEXEXTS OF flu dnburi'mtntt of the County Trravirer to January lit, 1 806, for tht year 1805.' Court! and Juror! Pay, 8. B. Louden, Sheriff noti ! fying jurors, &c $88 00 E. L. Anderson, et a:. Grand and Petit Jurors Feb Term 377 80 ' I. 1. Walli, et ttl. Grand and Petit Jurors April Term... 267 55 C. A. Sheruier, et al. Grand & Petit Jurors, Sept. Term. ...390 20 Jos. Ard, et al. Grand and Pe tit Jurors, Dec. Term.. ..604 94 Alex. Speddy, Court Cryer.... 34 00 Henry Willi, et al. Tip-staves 43 00-11700 45 Conttoilf!' lleporti. John Bearing et al. constable returns Pralhonotaiy, Sheriff, $c Fee!. (io. W. Jacobs, Troth'o fees. 97 40 fi. B. Louden, Sheriff fees. 178 49 J. A. Milliken, Distract Attor ney fees 47 00 George Goshen tt al. Consta ble fees 49 80 J. Middagb, et al. Justices 53 68 ' 83 78 Commonwealth Witnmn. Jeffries Ingram at al. witness es in sundry cases Bridget. Tararoy ft Sherlock, rebuild ing Bryner'a bridge 41S8 96 MiT ft FWnolda, btbta - aa H fn ,rh! ou 40T, 03 HO B8 Jbbn Landiset al. repairs to bndgear-w........ 601 ia-0010 tifrr j rintiny ,j stationery. J. B.M. Todd, Militia Record book .....V. $0 CO A. G. Bonrall, Pub. rrinting214 00 Wm. J. Jackman 215 75 A. L. Guss & Co " 130 83 F. I.. Butter, Kciords, Tran- e. i t .o, nn . n .-, no ecrifis w.f ucaics ioi u - oo iiounty Debt t Sntereit. I T. B. Landis et al. bouuty claims 2131 00 D. Heffly et al. interest " 147 502278 50 Relief to Soldier!' Familiei. Amanda J. Simmers & others 1595 49 Fullic Often. R. V. McWilliams, recording Treasurer's bond 5 10 R. P. McWilliams, Glass and Stove Grate for Office 2 70 J. A. Christy, Auditing Pub. Account 18 00 R. P. McWilliams, Presses and seals 74 50 100 30 General J- Spring Flection! G. W. Campbell et al. Judge, Inspectors and clerks 589 00 G. W. Jacobs rec'g election returns 34 00 R. 5. Warner etal. constables 93 46 James Jfart in, et al. assessors 6 00 722 40 County Prison. Levi TTecbt, t1inkt 1 i OO S. B. Louden boarding pris oners, &c. ....'. 189 25 J. C. Waits et al. repairs 17 50 S. Basom, paint'g ft popering 75 99 Mrs. M. A. Louden, tuakitg bed clothing 6 00 302 74 Eastern Penitentiary For maintainance of convicts. 528 81 8. B. Louden, Shift" convey ing prisoners 271 00 799 SI Scalp!. S. Beshoar et al. for miuk, skunk & wildcat scalps 395 70 Inquisition! John A Rowe et al. Jurors 23 00 E DCrawtord& Leight, post mortem examination 10 00 33 00 A lienor! and Atswments. David Ilaslett, Beale, Asses sor, 1804 30 00 Triennial assessments, Nov- & Dec. 1804 078 OS Extra assessment Aug. '05 67 7 S B Louden, notifying Asses sor of Walker twp , 1804... 1 50 W Brevher et al., room rent for triennial appels 21 25 CS9 14 Commissioners' VjKce J- Court House. i S Cox Commissioner's pay ..!! 75 John Folti " 83 00 John Kanawel " " 191 60 Wm. Logue " " 25 00 John Buzzard, Clerk 100 00 A J Greer 350 00 I R Weiser, clean'g court hou. 39 00 Wm H Kasc iusurucce " 60 25 E Horning et al. wood, &c.... 3 50 II Heck, et al. clart'g gutters 3 50 J Middagh, swear'g ceumis- iouers 2 75 Sulouff X Siambaugh coal. . 93 00 A Speddy, freight & eryiog sale of old fenre...:. . 10 75 J II Orce S Co., Matting 115 13 J C Finn, paper forcourt room 84 00 G Goshen, et al. scaffolding, . plastering, lie 31 75 Sandoe & Martin, repairing chairs , 56 88 G Wi e, et al mason work &c 14 00 C B & C Bartley work to court house -540 50 C W Weitiel, Settees 45 00 A II Martin Fence 2587 69 J W incy repairs to spouting 6 45 P H Pannebaker, work to Court, House - 40 00 D Trout work to Couit Yard Fence 16 00 Purcell .( Clanehv. putting un Curt Vard Fence 1.129 96 J C'aveny paiut'g pnperinglOO 00 4S56 86 Miscellaneous. D Ha!pl et al exonerations... 70 47 It P M' Williams, coal 8 Oil J 11 M Toddet al merchandise 92 80 J Suluuti militia funds overp'd202 00 S B .ouJt-n, Mercantile App'r 3 00 I) F Kepner postage stamps ic 5 45 D Partner, et si, percentage as ttlleitors 1...305 02 I North, keeping prisoner 1 60 J A Christy, procuring records Ke 10 00 G W Jacobs, et al, draft of fence As 3 00 767 83 total ; . . . . . . .Sil.lUS t3 L. S. AVe the Commissioners of .Inniaia j county, in compliance with the law, do pub libh the foregoing as a full statement ot the Keceipts and Kxpenditures of the County aforesaid, for the year 1800. Given under our hands at the Commissioners' Office, in -Miffliu- town, thiH IRih day of .unitary, 1PGG. JOHN "KAN A WE L, ) J1A1 1 Htn tLAKa, Commissioner!, WILLIAM LOG.L'E, J Amsr: A. O. Gbefe, Clerle, feb7-4w R. R. CORSON. (Ute Mdjor in Quarter Mnatet Department, Real Estate Broker k Conveyancer Farms in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Mary land, Delaware and Virginia. Have Agents in all of the above States. Catalogues now ready for dietribut-'on by pending a stamp. Jy Officers and Soldier's claims anjusieu. He&.(;oiiectiuiii made in all Mates. tt. K. COK50N, 112 South, 4th Street, Philadelphia, Box 518, Philadelphia P. O. P Dec. fi, 'Co. Sm. PXECCTOII'S NOTICE. The undersigned Have received from the Register of Juuiata County, letters testamentary upon the last will and testament of 110 15 r. It T THOMPSO.V, lute of Thotnpsontown, dee'd. All persons indebt ed to said estate, arc requested to make pay ment to the undersigned and nil persons hav ing demand agaiust the same will present them for settlement, on or before the 10th day larch, 186- K. P. THOMPSON, ) W. ,s THOMPSON, Eztatlon. Tt. . THOMPSON, I TIiqTTtfiR'-tfi, Inn. iit y.'rj. ("'.n. T7 ft TB COSSTJUJTIOlt THI CSIOH MlFFLlNTOVm JUNIATA COUiNT .. C.f.,. 1ft.Trn citui uimii. THE HOUSEHOLD TET. Well hath the poet said that Death, With ghastly mien and his chilling breath, With his icy hand and his heart uf stone, Hath every season for his own. There's no escape from his poisoned dart 'Twill pierce in its flight each, throbbing heart ; E'en now the bow and the string are set, And the shaft is aimed at the Houtchold Pet. She struggles now with the monster grim; Her ohecks grow pale and her eyes grow; dim ; Her attenuate form is racked with pain, And efforts to save seem all in vain ; They are in vain she is going fast ; Her form is chill she has breathed her last, 'lis a solemn fate, but it must be met E'en by the little Household Pet. She is gone '. we never shall sec her more, In her childish sports, as oft before ; Ko more bhall look in her sparkling eye. No more shall list to her avr?Tt bye-bye ; The soul has gone to its rest afar, Perchauce to dwell on some distant star; Uf all she was, naught remaineth yet. But the dust of the Household Pet. She has gone from earth with its pain and cure ; Sbe's safe in a realm that is bright and fair ; And 'tis cheering to us who linger here To know that her way to heaven was clear: But yet it is hard to give her up, And the band is slow to tnke the cup, And hearts arc blccdiug, and eyes arc wet, For the little, playful Household Pet. Adieu ! sweet child '. it is thine to go And ours to retnniu a while bcow; Ours to lament that thou art dead, And strew with flowers thy grassy bed; But while we grieve, 'twill be sweet to know That our heavenly Father ordered so; And that, how'er deep may be our regret, It is well witb the little Household Pet. JIM SMILEY'3 JOn.NG FltOG. Well, this yer Smiley had rat-terrier?, and chicken cocks, and tout cat, and all them kind of things, till you hand't noth ing for him to bet on but he'd match you. He keiched a frog one d:iy and took him home, and said he calculated to educate him : ard so hs never done nothing for three months but set in his back vnrJ and learn that frog to jump. Anl you cau bet he did learn hitu too. He'd give him a little punch behind, and the next minute you'd see that liog whirling in the air like a doughnut see him turn one summerset, or maybe a couple if he got a good start, and come down flat footed and ail right like a cat. He got him up so in the matter of ketching flics, and kept him in practice so constant, thttt he'd bail a fly every time as far as he could ace him. Smiley said all a frog wanted was education, and he could do most anything and I believe him. Why, I've seen him set Dau'l Webster down here on this floor Dan '1 Webster was the came of the fro" and siug out : Flies, Dan'l, flies," and quicker'n you could wiuk, he'd spriug straight up make a fly off the counter there, and flop down on the floor again as solid as a gob of mud, and fall to scratching the 6ide of his head with his foot as indifferent as if he hadn't no idea he'd done more than a frog might do. You never see a frog so modest end straight forward as he was. And when it come to a fair and rquarc jumping on a dead level he could get over more ground than any of his breed you ever see. Jumping on a dead level was his stronghold, you understand, aud when it come to thai, Smiley would ante up money on him as long as he hud a red. Smiley was monctrous proud of bia frog, and well he might be, for fellers that had traveled aod been everywhere said he laid "over any frog that ever they see. Well, Smiley kept the beast in a little lattice box, and he used to fetch him down town sometimes and lay for a bet. One day a feller a stranger in the camp, he was come across him with his box, and says : "What might it be that you've got in th box ?" And Smiley says, sorter indifferent like, "It nrght be a parrot, or it might be a canary, maybe, but it ain't it's only just froj And the feller took it, and looked at it carefully, turned it round this way and that, and says, "Ilini so 'tis. Well, what's ho good for ?" "Well," Sally ca3, esry and oarelve, AHO T IsrOSOKMI OF TM LAWS. piHTI FEBRUARY 21, isce. --- -v..- . .. t.-Ypo ongh tot one thing, 1 should judge he can oat jtinrp anj frog in Ca laveras county." Tha feMer tool the box again and took another loDg. particular look, and gate tlhem were several y0UI1g ladies of the back to Smiley, aid aays, rery deliber- npper.tendom 0f those days sensible a:cly, "Well I don't see no points about jlooking creatures, happy as larks, and al that frog that's y better than any other , s ulI of fua at)(i mischief. It hap frog." "Maybe you rbn't" Stuilty says. Jlay be you understaid frogs, and maybe you don't andcntul'em; maybe you've had . .. , experience; ari maybe you ain't only a amature, as it were. Any ways, I've got my opinio), and I'll risk forty dollars that he can ott-jump any frog in Calave ras county. And the ffllcr studied a minute, and . then yvkirder "'1 'ike, "Well I'm only a stranger here, lnd I ain't Kct no frog but if I had a frog I'd bet you. And thea Smiley say- "That's all right that's all right if you'll hold my box a minute. I'll go and get you a fios nd the feller took the box and put his forty dollars along with Smiley 's and setduwn to wait. So le eet there a good rhile thiDkins and tluuking to hiuieeif, and then lie ot the frog out and pried his mouth open and tooK a teaspoon aua niiea mm full of quail shot filled him pretty near and Betty's father having a fine supply, to the chin and set him on the Coor. j n the youngsters for miles around assem Smilcy he went out to the swamp and j j there on the hulliday to feast on slopped arouud iu the mud for a long j melons. 31. wa3 prominent in tbe circle time, and finally he k etched a frog nd j untii af'tcruooa. Betty had a piivate in fetclied him in and gave him to this feller j tervicw with the young men and arranged aud sxjs "Now, you're ready, set him along side of Dan'l, with his iorepaws just even with IWIs, and I'll five the word." Then he says, "One two threejump:" and him and the feller touched up th e frogs from behind, and the new frog hopp. ed off lively, but Dan'l gave a heave, and hysted up his shoulders so like a frenchman, but was'nt no use he couldn't badge ; he was planted as solid as an anvil, and he couldu't no more stir than if he was anchored out, uiiley was a good deal surprised, and he was disgusted too, but he didn't have no idea what the matter wai of course The feller took the money, and started J- auJ when Le W3S S'AaS out of tbe door, he Eorte jerked his thumb over his thoulJer this way at Dau'l and says again, very deliberate, "Well I don't sec no points about that irog that's any better than any other frog." Suiiley, he stood scratching his head aod lopkiug down on Dan'l a long tiuie at last he says, "I do wonder what in the nation that frog tLrowed off for I if ondor if there ain't something the mat ter with him he 'pears to look mighty boggy, somehow," aud he Letched Dan'l by the nap of the neck and Ifited him up, anj eays, "Why, blame my cats if he duu't weigh five pounds," and turned him upside down, and he belched out about a dout:e nanuiin 01 &uol. Ana meu ne u en. li ,ivw if- vxia onrl lio vac ilm itiirlii.iir f e set the frog down and took out ' , . , . , l . . i after that feller, but he never ketched him. Never Kxock Under. No, never. Always rally your forces for another and more desperate assault upon adversity. If calumny assails you, and the world as it is apt to do in such cases, takes part with your traducerg, don't turn moody and misanthropic, or worse still, seek to drown your uuhappincss in dissipation.- Bide your time. Discover the slander if yuu can j if not, liva it down. If pov erty comes upon you like a thief ia the night what then ? Let it rouse you, as the presence of a real thief would do to encrgUio action. No matter how deeply you mtiy have got into hot water always provide that you did not help the Father of Lies to hate your case-, if you are made of the right kind of stuff, it is not des perate, for it is in accord with the divine order and sweep of things that life should have no difficulties whkh an honest, de termined man, with Heaven's help, cannot surmount. jfcThjre ia a boy down East who is accustomed to go out on a railroad track and imitate the steam whistle so perfectly as to deceive the officer at the station. His last attempt provea eminently suc cessful ; the depot master came out and "switched him off." 8How long did Cain bate his broth er 1' Aa long as ho was Abel JIUS ABOET. About the jear 1832 and '33 there lived a family of some note on the Gau- nalniinn rivpr in Wratarn Texas. Anions pened that among fifteen or twenty young men residing in that section there was one by the name of Miller, a surly-faced, , haired chuff ,nd mooa.fved ei j i j . cliappwhb became wofully smitten with the most charming ol the aforesaid young ladies who, of all the buckskins in the ... ra- ... , , , .... . ! .... u n..i cuuciui uiiiuuiauav 1 1 uiiiiittii nun lut; vcuus CCA nuic bV lie vuuilicu. " uu an j wed. His visits became less like those of an- Kcia mat uuce a uuuiu, liicu uuuuhiik i . c. .t. .t J ...i t;..., to twice a month, and ouce a week "anil ' . soon" said the old man, "this amber spit- . ..... , , . ting, deer ktlliDg fellow was almost every , . b : day forcing his company on poor Hetty, j , . . 1 3 ,, , f Mauy jukes at her expense followed, of ' , . iic tr course, aud bhe resolved, after sunenng ; ', . , i under them lor some time, to get clear of; j i,er admirer or quit the ranche herself. An opportunity offered on the followin , ubbath. it being watermelon season that 31- should be decoyed from tha house and frightened by the cry of "Indians," from some of his comrades, which would wound his pride and drive him away. A swim iu the fiver, some three hundred yards distant, was proposed by one and seconded by several. Of course poor 31. was in. They west to the ford near the melon ! patch, and began undressing. In the meantime eitzbt or ten others, with guns, : Lad gone down under cover of the bank, and secreted themselves along the path from the bathing place to the house. The company with Miller were in fiue glee, aud in going down spoke of the recent outrages of the Inuians, their increased boldness, &c., thus exciting the anti-combative buuips of 31iller to the highest pitch. "Notr, boys," tsid one, "who'll jump into the river first ?" "I'll bet I'm first in," said .Miller, "by Josh I'm first with the gals in course I'm first here," Off went coats, pants, shoes, socks, Ac Just as 31iller had doffed everything but his short red flannel shirt bang ' bang ! tang ! why-o-wo-ya ! bang ! went two, throe and four more guns loud aud more shrill rose the teirib'e warhoop in the dmse brush under the bank. "Good gracious ! I'm a dead man," groaned James Simpson. "31y leg is broken 1 Oh, save me !" ... ' iiun for life men ! run for mercy's , . . 1 J o.u, uu. tueu ae. i arson, "one 01 my eyes are out, and both legs broken I" AH was said iu an instant do you see that red blare along the path 1 Look a moment what velocitv ! That ia.l hnir J c all straight out behind-ihat is Miller streaking for the house shirt and all see him turn the corner of the field, by the corner of the thicket bang ! bang I went half a dozen pieces, and louder than ever rose the hidootts war cry. "Oh, my '." gruuted 3Iiller, redoubling his speed, the red blaze getting larger, and buoches of his bushy hair dropping out as he spread himself see hita leap the yard fence, high in air, red thirt and all. ' The porch was full of ladies ofl went two or three more guns 31. glanced at the ladies and then at his short flannel ; shirt. "Kun for your life, 31'." screamed Betty, "the house is full of Indians 1 father is dead and brother Sam is wounded. Kun ! speed !" In the twinkling of an eye 31. was put of te yard, and supposing the premise surrounded, off he shot the red blaze more brilliant than ever and stiikin o directly for the thick, thorny bottom, he reached and swam the river, and although t was nearly sunset, 31. got into a settle ment fifty miles distant to breakfast next morning, still retaining the sleeves and collar of kid red shirt, and reported alljwefo. It says : "Bit-you-mcn." EDITOR AXD PL' BLIS II CR . WHOLE NUMBER 93. til FftnWf, MTOrs,""S(f7" atnong tbe slain. As for himself, he said he had fought as long as fighting would do any good. It is unnecessary to inform you whether or not Betty was ever troubled with "31. after that scrip. WOMAN'S TRUE BEAUTY. "I was g!ad to have it in my power to do anything my husband wanted me to do," was the beautiful reply of a wife lon3 ned of ;th j positlon whri I aikpil ha V : " 1 nuji uvuiiHAinj; bprplf rIia hnd iidntn.t .... I- fa 'J " . ., , . . A man was terribly injured; a muslin I bandage was essential to his safety; it . . . i was not 81 nautl. anii tbere was no time to run for it. A young woman present dis appeared, and returned the next instant ! with the rctjuuite article taken from her , 1 was saved, llr , .. T , , , -MJ deux wife, I am hopelessly bank- : , r ' lupf, said a merchant, when he entered . c hl3 fiue mansion, at the close of a day, all ,., , , . , rultless " endeavor to save himself , . .... when men were crashing around him iu airtinn ..t-ii ... .i j .vit u, uic iMiut uiais, dearest," said his wife calmly. "Is that all ?" and absenting herself a moment, she returned with a book, from between tbe leaves of which she took bank note after bank note, until enough was counted to fully meet all her husband's require ments. "That." said she, in reply to hid mingled look of admiration and astonish ment, "is what I have saved for such a possible day as this, from your princely allowance for dressing myself since we were married." If every ni.ther made it her ambition to mould her daughter's heart in forms like these, who shall deny that many a suicide would be prevented ; that many a noble-hearted man would be saved from a life of abandonment or a drunkard's dread ful death, and many families prevented be ing thrown ucon society in destitution and helplessness, to f'jrnth inmates for the jail, the poor-houae, the asylum and the hospital ? - ... . m -- Lookixo for a Bektii. While the boat was lying at Cincinnati, just ready to start for Louisville, a young man came oil board, leading a blushing damsel by the hand, and approaching the clerk, ia a suppressed voice : "I say," he-txclaimed, "me and my wife has just got married, and I'm looking for aeccnjmodations." "Looking for a berth ?" hastily inquired the clerk passing tickets out to another passenger. "A birth ? thunder and light ning, no !" gasped th young man, "we ain't but just got married! we want a place to stay all night, you know, and a bed." 4 3lany cotton bales arriving in New York have to be overhauled, dirt and stained cotton thrown out, and then re baled. The other day two laborers in discharge of this duty found in one of the bales twenty seven thousand dollars in gold. Both seller and purchaser claim the spoil, and the law is like to get the oyster, and the other the shells. sf"A bachelor aud a young lady pur- ehased Some tiek,;t3 in r'nership in a ii., . .i . a l :.. ir:i wlK? " ,MT . 1 1 waukie, agreeiug to divide the proceeds equitably. Tbey drew a double bedstead, a baby crib, aud a lunch basket, and the question is now to divide them, or wheth er they shall nut use them "jiutly." tey'fho Artesiau wells of Chicago have proved a splendid success. They arc now discharging over a million gallons per day of pure water. They are located about three miles from the City Hall of Chicago, aud are sevea hundred feet ia depth. bSA man named 3Iouroe Harrington wa3 BUddeuly killed at Titusville a few days since, who bad an insurauce of 10,- OW on his life, but who had neglected to renew bls P0'10? wuic.n naa exPlrea ,Jf a day before the accident. SsTLucy Stone says : "The cradle is a woman's ballot-box." Then we have known some unlawful voting, where twa ballots were deposited at one time. EQ. What is the difference between a drummer boy aud a pound of meat ? Oue weighs a pound and the other pounds away. -A singular echo is said to rever I,orta rmmd a crcat many petioleura