l*ri:'.~ ~~r 111=Ell p_ooo4notio..._-,:., , • All Sorts. , "S_ A dehberate•bady-ra slow man. StVoetness and light-41ov° match.,,.. 'Whim is an'Egg oval? When oii turn it. rOutid.' ' . , . ,hailtioniiiti—OrreaG.iri the ';`, • " Sotoethii* that will soon bele'sving' • : .ne—the leaves. _ . . . _ good . 1))* rrolna and Tabbica— , Cat-aloue-w .„' Bakeri are a crusty lot of .fellows, - aria fond of loafing. , , •, ttirlsatitNte to:vico—they (1(i • , :!‘ loesn't tike long,forumanwlti a avail MU rnaKelat, up. lingo :was alitiut, tie only Victor. the. Anterican !4api 'pet ahroad. Wh i l is the sunail good loaf Be, it'Tises. • The pi,entc season and spiders and, bugs• wilkiseen 'join .the invisahle, host. ' All honest men,.will bear watching. It is the rascals who cannot stand it. , , , . .• Tills only m, en. who don't ' , get out - of tience doctorp. 'Croqtiet players abound in the , • • . . west since the. resent heavy rains. • .•. . . , A rain of terror—the wide• Spread tains among the weatettirain drops. • ropyjatoet: act,. .sqiiare; the best,ibiug.k. - tddeaLicaindly 'with The.alligator that swallowed a corset k • dead.: , . iit4ol.l on .h 46 'stomach. ' Babies Are dOieribed as ootipons ed to t,116 , bonds oUalatrnuopy. Whenshmoker *going to make a boot, thtfirst tiring he, uses is tli,9 last. • • • . When a man's breath is liable to fail .him hs , shotiid.,eatoniogla, and make it "strOng, A liberal iise ot printers ink makes the fortuies °full but lhe printer. To prevpiit hair from tuning grey— Cat it •off4tid.lailt away carefully- It is cousolin,t Olin ugly mall to have a charitable lady- say he is nut as had as he loolr'a . • Many people giVe such soft answers that they continually 4pimir us if tryiug td tarn asiay writth. : , A. shrewd, little, boot-black wears green speet4elea. ! ., Ile sues the shine he puts ou lkurts his eyes .-,-- The' New York'. critics are rather se vere„on Wolfs new drama "The DOltar."-: •They can't ace • any centa,ut it. • ' • . • "Cidd'attleake; pliyed tag down my back;"•is the way a hull Ypalant.i(Alich.) girl described Ole approach of an ague The compOsator .;who accidentally . sub t stitutetl ap 'pr' for a 'w,' in speaking of a lady trinbled with 'swelling- of the (vet,' .accomplished 'the greatest feat on record. The Easton Pree Press says thatJosh'- tut ivies tlizl;.ctrat tri,un.:who ever 'stopped stopped stopped ,newspaper.. He opped the daily sun.— 'We suppose' he did, so because the war news did not suit' him. , "if Smith 'undertakes' to pull Iny ears,": said Jones "lie 'will just have his • hands - full, 'now." "The 'crowd looked at the man's eur g o,, and thought so too. A vireos 'Vier' is'rearaiug arOund Bra zil, and men who never stayed at borne ovening since they can rernern , her•are now to be found in the bosom of their tatnilies every night. . ° • A young nu in Leuticaster, sent tar t.oa.firm in New York who advertised a receipt to prevent bad dreams., He re °area a.sinall slip of ' paper on Which was Printed, "Don't go to sleep." ' t As a eopvinolng proof that tie grass . hoppers read the papers, it is said that they !lava this ieasou entirely avoided .a certain county lithich was mentioned lait. `year as raising the : poorest . , quality , o 1 wheat in Kansas. • , • .k . gentletean i when making his will, aidtki chino that ,his wife should 're marry; which he explained ,was' to insure Oitt he 'witild,'have one person at least tiidt.:plore his death.' ' , A---*usquito, buzzing - round. where .TonAg lady Was singing, "Ootne - to Ins in beautiful dreunts," said hal, would provlA— edlth ere was no bar. = °' 'Cis an old saying'that "it is never too - ' I *-t0 . .t0e110,” and the man _who makes `n, hilliivite situp in 'a hot 'night to lil . hie of g Clothes - while. he snores undevthe niestinit&-bar, is the person to say it.., , Thetorristown Iferald says • A you r.g , . 14 . 47 i!I ',llinntfickia_ boasts . of haying ton ' grown ' 11 1) ° :-brotheii3- to wat c h over her; btq U Norristown girl prefers to have on ty lime'brcaber to ',watch over. Wer—pro ',.vi4e(.l'.he - is the - brother, of l some other irL. :Church at Ticonderoga has been con. vetteds into a cheese factory. The mite society will - meet:there as usual. ~. -, Mark , Wain, speaking Of. a new iier 'l,uhle:liiOß WO oettitkg, writes: -40 111 - eAtv is looming when we shell sit under, our 4, l efa.iti church 'and slutabe'r peaceiullY, Irbile the (I:Bootrifitted flies club together. ,i and :take it out:of the, minister: _ ,„; ~, '4,l•rate l elia girl had a beau the other r .... n . ight,,it the next mornitig'sho told her sister - Ith tbe .tried to kiss-her. "What did..y.iin ti,?"''Was the inquiry. "satstill - iii - Ilionld,iie'he Wouldettlie r scared," was , '''''4 - iti4 c . 4 .443r.: '-'•:,,.> - , ,-.,' ,' '' • ''t ' ''', : • -. faoed en'o6:oo' - fergOr Ill(liiired an 'nehmen of . ii-fartnei..'on , the other is ti..tv?" -- 100lied j -.014; farmer!, '"'"1 . (loie.t: care 'bow -le. ie. I Vonici like' to buy bi 01.," .re• , ~ .tinaTiattsays c When e. playful boy 4e #R3,1,1, hank, with a iort tuft'o eaitle7eBo464, dna. a pair of annuner '‘4l)l. l 4,t,tkvll9tlliug bore :quieklY tbat to - elide on .- • - ; A konAktMo aid :;to on old lady who Amiaglir-nr, tomily I , ollll4cen meor, fivei " 4 1' ehould think y9a ,would Have •;;lifeittiil'scong ',tear that aome no; ''off' Oaly dust : tivoe , Ar. four:Allot wlty,,/'.xeplied - 4 4t-P,PILIOY-• feahlt of Moody and 19 16a,0a 'lotion in kingla,nd _ara'-,4lnit,eityB !ilon ,of th tito,agtiosikiain b,G• t.iQ itqui-mboi;ed 11);it ~,: •*"4:;Ar l iknoilzqo.4l 4 l4,oBl) 0 0 1' . .,e seine' leity 44 BC 030* '1N....V 10 4 1 4.4% 4 P4011attl • :Alituiiiiid . :gitiustuot. ;f - , Y;.,,,,,„;!• •:, , ....;:" , ;'. • Tune, Greenland. From O'er the 'Rocky Mountains,. - :...l`olZiaand's rugged strand"; From North to Southern's fountains Which wash old Ocean's panda . ; . From eire6 , ' heart or Patron, 1 / 4 From sunny, nook and range.; ,Come,words of warmly. welcome— _ Come join oar FornaGranO. All bail Glad social measure +. 'To free a.wasaYd race Aid acid to Labor's pieasurt IleSneilaerit's seal of, grace. What though brief time's too preeloas ~„ For aught but gath'ring change ; A. litthi leisure's glorious It spent' within the Grange. - = What though proud Envy tease us.- On Partners'•rights and wrong 'Awl agents strive, to please us With their per eeathke song? 14)1)1k qleir story; — And give them wider mug% While in the glory , Sited - from the Fanners' Grange. • • What thongh harsh words decisive, Among our I)eacetttl clan ; And propheti'Aire, derisive Pronounce their seorntul' ben ; —But he : whg guides thefteasons, ' And merits. the planets range ; Can.,keen secure from treason, , ac b Patron in the Grange. All bail I tbe'teeming legions. *he . gtnee pur hails to-day ; - They furnishseeiltl regiimS • Where hearts delight to stay. ' • Ilicp onward I gland battalions, ' , With Right's own banner range, And han'tts - ,•upreared to Pray God to blots ,the Grange. . , Respectfullyaddimed 'to Auburi Grange; No: 101. P. or 11., by M. It FRANCE. About Fattening Cattle. . . The••price of .cattle futtaed 'for market depends on the eyminetry.of ttie annual as.well as the "fat" style as shippers term k it. Good - h loodis important, but not ii.4cessary to Make a good seller. In ord.; er to. fitlten a - steer to bring the highest market price, he`must be kept in •a• grow iug condition froni a calf; and in no case . alleWed to'go himgry. It is the Starving the first and second winters . which wilts and shrivels itp a steer that causes him to he sold at a reduced price.. 'No amount or feeding .:will make him a first.class seller, 'no matter what , his color or blood maybe. ,lt,n animal, well fetrofan,y' blood from calf until the spring he is three'years old, will be smooth, with bones well cov.:, ered,•and will sell at a s- picifit; while ftibalgi starved animal beeoMes Creokedriiin•the hack . hones projecting and sfiikeled. up, Owe 'the' beet part of summer to' At ,in condition to live, and will not in cons formarket. until he four years old and then bring'a price which. is un• satisfactory to the prod twer and to every one that handles him. This iapo theory brit a fact deduced from close observation, as I • have tested the. plan for several year. It It will Old does par to feed, corn :to calves and: yearlings, They - start out 'totrasS swing strong and vigor— cur, You are then able to: market your. cattle he . spring they are threw years old, 'weighing 1.400 -pounds, whidh isr .heavy . enough to bring the first. price. ~The best Steer I sold in '72 was a common,•• native. He had all be .Could 'eat .Ircint a calf. and. was oever 'hungry. lb was a handsorde animal. and . vas worth.. more 'per pound than shipped'tn 1872. Ile - weighed in 'Chicago, 1,350 poundsy.agedthree years I now'. have a steer calf,•,eleven months old, from a'vefy ordinary cow, and it now weighs 660 .pounds; II think it will, at three years;.weigh I;soo.pounde. A correspondent of the Germantown Taleßraph offers the following.hints "It 'doesn't pay_ to reset that wheel tires. The chief strength of the wheel lies in the • "There is • great economy in soaking the !aloes of husiness wag,on wheels with raw linseed oil.; it will preserve the wood and save the ,necessity: : of: 'frequent tire setting, an operation to be avoided. "When you buy a new fork or hoe, good farming requires that you oil the handle.. coats but a trifle, and your tool loOks better and will wear longer. "Good harness kept - soft with neat's; Emit oil°is a credit to.'-the owner. and a comfort to the animal that rears it. Soft harness ;s stronger than dry one.: It is slightly elastic and bendi Without break:- "Horse stalls argil. usually made . toO 'flax rfAv. A tired horse needs room , to turn over and stretch • limbs...fatal injuries come from confining spirited horses. in short, narrow stalls. A -friend had the best one of a:valuable span kicked by a strange-horse in :a short stall, which broke a leg. 'A pair of handsome wes tern • horses- were ,btought; to take the place of the bays, atid. one r"of them m one year knocked down a hip, perhaps by the narrow stall, and, is now of trilling value." ' Timely Insit. , • After much experience with compost, five tind the best time to spread it is in the after the ' tecond crop of grails has been mat. ana before ihe autumn rains come. If the compost is well made thpre.is, little loss by e vaporation of the gases, and the rain will carry the precions fluids down-to the roots of the grass, giv4 ing them a fine start in the fall, and great.ymor f for the next par's growth.--1 The compost will also Serve to absorb` the gases which are constantly• floating in the air and descending in the dews, rains and senses. When -we hear farinigs complaining for want of manure, we ways fear that the trouble is not in their : resources for fertility, hut a knowledge of .tlib best inode of