HAW LEY & CRUSER, Editors and Proprietors. 101,ITME 32. Miscellaneous fl ontrose ,routerat .tin-,n:uRVTI:I EDNESDAT Illor t mN o . ii , i , Sd/ iii ?fella n Ira (you nt y, PR • i.nralamilluticrit I Nes.e.Portry,tito i.ceflnueou, Correepopol- I are of ROY. rtirvialeht,. ith - ertistrig itatem: of an inch opser.l3 wet kr. Or ler. , $1 rnonthr. $3.50: fl months, f-t 50: 1 i.rirrsl discount nn sdrertircrnentr nu s Local, 10 ctr.s line for dm! ^i•a line each 1.0,44.qt:chi Insertion.— ..n...- tree ; hitirsriet. lO ctr a lint,. I- - ENE JOB P A SPECIALTY ! q , /rel, Work. Try L":, \ LE): - WNI. C. CRUSEIt. Business Cards d. MACKEY. • orp, and N. t' Mackey. hare thir.day St.••, -at co-Parthert , hip. for the practice ,7 7 777 11 r;:, ry. and are pr . ,. pared to attend • ;,• :. Si., io.an. hoe of their proteaelon at 1 deo. and tight. I'.l ..Ipril 14. 1,75.—a-21. .11. 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Bolo,rna , boat quail!), couttairtly on nand. at eats 1=EIM!111113 BILLI_VWS AND LIFE .kC.F.::NT Ale , Atteadeci to ;.rumptly. on lair terms Offir,. r OS Inc bank of Win. It. Cooper S Co . ‘eune,ltontroee, In. [Ang.l.lS69. P•su.iNor. CILiIi'LEF MORRIS has moved his shop to the .opted by E 'McKenzie & Co.. where het, • , •'I to allkincin of work iu his line,such a, ma -.u: hr.., unlit, etc. 6 11 work done on short iow. Plea.e call and ere me. =ISM No. 7TO prottOvny. New York City Feb. 11. 1S";4 LATI.E.S" cE BLAKESLEE i - 1;,; - :,,,1„T LAW, have removed to their _V !Inure. !: id Hooka 1-tattoncry. Wan Paper, News pa ket 'tale* Stereuteoplc Yfewa, Yankee Next duor to the Putt Office, Montt..., ‘5 , . E. DEANS. 1,71. EX ( 11. INGE wit‘hox to inform thepubliethat ttd the Exchange dotal in Ettouttoite. he • -pared to accummodfae the traveling pnhile t I hl2. H. BCRILI7'7,. and Faucy On - Good*, Crockery, Bard Braga. Uar, and Paiute, Boom ilat, and Cnpa, Purr, Buffalo Bober, Gm ! .rd r a . Non t, F. D. L_taus, M. P., c's: A NIP'S(' ftgEON tendars of pmfes aion - 7 , t/IL ration, of Great Hood arid sic Laity 0 , ..• Ow t Oftlre, Great Baud Village. 0 Al P. March 21, DR D. A. LATHROP, hug - no THUM ea. BAT/13. a :be Foot 0! .rest. ttU and conenl to .a.l Chronic IMIIIE IV. DA ITOY, lAN B echer ?" (Sod zays 1 ilim°, Hans. Had be zaps Mr. Peecoer got some gloze nod shnmped der dailor's bill." Um! when, I goes home . or in der street gar, or mit my zeloon, or in der best office, some body say some clings about dot Peecher pisiuess, and I dunno• Who is dot Peecher ? Where he Pre" Zo? Und what he doP" "He got one of the& tobaco boxes with a nee dl e I t , th e rov"•and carried it around in his pocket: When a man tried to op en it the needle went into his thumb abe u t twe ,,, 9•five feet." .41 z bossible ?" • and he had his vest pocket made so deep that a cigut would go clear out of sight, and he kept it full and deceived the public." "Mv znul I ! but is dat zo 2" . '•Yes and .he keeps en old wildcat bill in hie wallet to lend out when a man wants to secure the loan of a dollar for a few minutes." "Vhell I deglaree I Ven a breecher shall do like dat we shall wonder what nest, Zo dat is der Peecher pisiness, eh ? Viten, chell. Needs Shingling. Mr. Mudge, of Jeralemon steet, mar ried young. Naturally he is as bald as a newly varnished Dutch cheese; and be is as sensitive and ugly about it us was Elisha the prophet—of the bear story.— On Sunday morning he and his youngest —little Johny Mudge—were sittiag in the family pew taking in the gems of ora tory that flowed from the distinguished pulpit, when the divine happened to drop the somewhat wm n proposition that "this body is not ourself—it is only the house we live tn." Little Johny, wishing to create an im— pression that he was properly apprecia— ting the points of the diScourse, whisper ed—" Pap, your house wants shingling!" After the service AU,' Mudge forbore alluding to the matter, as it was the holy Sabbath day, but he went out aniihun— ted up a barrel stave which he furtively -concealed under the sofa, and the nest morning he interviewed Johoy on the subject. Since the affair Johnny has been very polite and obliging oil the horse cars, watvmq his claim to a seat with a self abnegation beyond his years. "She is a perfect, Amazon." said a pu— pil in one of ,our schools of his teacher yesterday, to a companion. "Yes," said the other who was better versed in geog raphy than - history,-"I noticed sho,had an awful big mouth." Traveler in New Hampshire to a farm er by the roadside—it!. oppose you enjoy. these glorious views that people come so far to look at." "Why, yea, but it' I'd had the sortie' of these Pd make cm a little peakeder." Common Eeneerpennien. ,p ~~: :~; TERMS :—Two Dollars Per Year in. Athrtmod:,‘,- gtome grading. They called him tiddy icicle sing And soothing syrups they did bring To stem the rising squall. In vain they sought for secret pin, And gave him peppermint and gin— Yet louder did he bawl. Beneath his petticoats his feet, , Like little mice who pussy meet, Did twist and twirl about ; And, oh 1 he roared in such a way— No costard seller blithe and gay Giyes halt so loud a shout. His tears an instant cease to flow— Anon he wildly squeals, as though Some flea had bit him badly. Poor pa, he rises up in ire, Strong argument does him inspire— Things end fcr baby sadly. MIND YOUR OWN CONCERNS. Mind your concerns, my friend, For they arc yours alone ; Don't [al about your neighbors Siults But stnvo to mend your own. Suppose he does not always lead A truly pious life ; What mutter if he sometimes fret Or quarrels with his wife ? Don't meddle—let him know, my friend, Your better nature spurns To act the spy on him or his— Just mind your own concerns: Yes, mind your own concerns, my friend, And presently you'll find That all your time is occupied, And you've got enough to mind ; What need you care if Snooks or Spooks Should wed with Sally Jones ? What matter if your neighbor C. A half a million owns The money is not yours, my friend, Though golden stores ho earns ; So do not envy him his wealth, But mind your own concerns. Yes, mind your own concerns, my triend, It is a better plan Than always to be' spying out The deeds of brother man, Remember that all persons have, Though bidden from your view, Thoughts that to them of right belong, And not at all to you ; And also bear in mind, my friend, A generous nature worms No secret from a neighbor's breast, So mind your own concerns. The • Chicago Inter-Ocean says : There have been some famous kissoss In history. and 5,0 m. that have been important in shaping political events. When Cardinal John of Lorraine was presented to the Dutchess of Savoy she gave him her hand to kiss. The great churchman was indignant. "I'll not be treated In this manner," said he. "I kiss the queen, my mis tress, and I shall not lass you, who aro only a dutchess ?" and despite the resistance of the proud little Portugese princess he kissed her three times squarely in the mouth. Voltaire was once publicly. kissed by the young and lovely Countess de Wiliam, who was compelled to this salute by the ets , r.c.e in the pit, who were man with enthusiasm over the great writ er. Georgiana,ducbess ut Deyonshire,gave Steele, a butcher, a kiss tor a vote, and another lady, equally beautiful, Jane, duchess of Gordon, re cruited a regiment in a similar manner. She was in the habit of putting a shilling betwvan her teeth, the :um usually haidsd .ecruits to hint' ~ hi bargain, and inviting any man who filled the physical requirements of a soldier to take the silver from its place [LEA become one of the famous Ninety-second. Said Daniel O'C.i ; nine% in securing votes for his favorite candia..oo, - IA; no woman salute the man who votes against them." Of course he carried the day. The portrait painter. Gil bert Stuart,once met a lady In Boston who said to film, "I have just seen your likeness, Mr. Stuart, and kisied it because it was so much like you." "And did it kiss you In return ?" said he. "No," replied the lady. "Then," re turned the gallant painter, "it was not like me." Speaking of kissing, the remarks of Sydney Smith on the subject are particularly pertinent„ "We are in tavor,"says he,"of a certain amount of shyness when a kiss is propowl,but it should not be too lung, and when the fair one gtves it, let It be administered with warmth and energy; let there be soul in it. If she close her eyes and sigh Immediately after it, the effect is stronger. She should be careful not to slobber a kiss, but give it as a humming-bird runs his bill into a honeysuckle—deep but delicate. There is much virtue in a kiss when wall de livered. We have the memory of one received in our youth which lasted us forty years, and we believe it shall be ono of the last things we shall think of When we die. It will be seen from the above extracts that kissing is no new• thngled luxury, but is ancient and venerable, coming down from the fathers. Any attempt, therefore, to do away with it, is a plain assault upon our liberties, and a rascally innovation that should not be tolerated. Truly, novelty is the spice of life. No sec ondary sensations are like the primaries, end habit,..in the end, stales every luxury. Repeti tion is the thief of enjoyment, as surely as pro crastination is the thief of time. It is with pleasures as with sparkling whies---you. , can have the flashing globules, the. rushing foam. the rare baguet, but Once ; cork up for after use, and the nest draught will be flat and taste lesa. And, o,middieqt,,led reader, do you remember the pride with winch you wore your first watch? It was a cheap affair, always at odds with the correct time, and the gold hunting case that now rests in your:pocket is of the finest work manship, richly jeweled. But what a contrast between - the indifference of to-day and the ex ultation of boyhood marks tho . exhibstion of your reneetive treasures. The full beard which graces your , maturity fails new to excite . the admiration and emotional . anxiety with which you first regarded the Incipient moustache of twenty years ago,and which was probably eon-. temporaneoas with your first-love lAh that first lova C do you not recall, 'with a smile now, as Jack clambers on your, knee, those thrilltug momenta ?Of 'eonrso, yen. ; the tide of passion. may have you Many times since, but your memory still reMitus an inefface able 'impression of that first bliss. It is bliss to leitri,lettons in IF•ve, for Roman b our teacber. _ ' 4# • • - FAMOUS KISSING. FIRST PLEASURES NUMBER, 22. EARLY There can , be no question that, as a general rule, the habit of early rising is conducive to health ; bat, like many other similar matters, the general application would,by many,be con- verted into a nniverml law, and much fallacy and no little malchief has been done by the pr . opagation of the dogma. The poets have given their strains, the philosophers their spite rwn,s, and the hearty centenarian his expe rience, to eulogize early rising as .a sort of elixir of life, and preventive of illness and decease.— it is a great good, but not a universal one. It is generally said that all those who have attained great and green old age have been ear ly risers ; therefore, say others, early rising is a prothoter of health ; therefore, it ittight be whispered, those whose constitutions have car- vied them through a long life have been able to be early risers. As in many other things, the truth probably lies between the two ; there have been good vital powers on the one band, and good habits, of which early rising is often an indication,on the other. The wrong deduc tion, however, that early rising is an mitnixed `good; has occasioned much erroneous prictiCO, and many a delicate person, either in conse quence of the false Idea, or badly advised by others, has injured his health, materially, by perseverance in the practice ; this, however, is more common among the young than among the aged, who require less sleep. There is no question but that the bodily powers and constitution undergo marked and regular Changes during the twenty-four hours, changes which are probably influenced by elec• trie4 and other causes not at present under stood. At all events, In - dezease,evening brings fever If it is present at all ; further, in health the body, it is well known, is more obnoxious to the causes of disease in early morning than it is at other times ; and, lastly, persons of weak nervous power generally feel better to wards evening than they do in the moming,ev- en when the refreshment of a night's rest might be expected to have given strength. The reason of these differences it is perhaps not possible fully to explain, but we may' reasons-p conclude that the same influences which causes or aggravates the evening fever, and ab stracts excitement towards morning, may also act as the elevator or depressor of the constitu- lion gerierally,although only felt when it is not in full-vigor ; it may, or it may not bo owing to the presence or absence M. solar influence, hut still it is so, and the fact is - one of general experience. The fact, too, explains why early rising is not only not good for all persons, but why to some it is postively hurtful, and why those who are able to practice it are generally of strong and good constitution. Moreover, the fact tells that the person who cannot rise early with impunity is not in full vigor, but re quires means for attaining a better state of health ; when the pa wars of life are raised to the proper level, then, by all means, let them: be kept to lt,and early rising used as ono of the preservative means. What is meant by early rising is getting "up from rest before the sun has exerted some-pow er upon the earth ; the exact period tOsnit. en invalid it is impossible to specify, it ought to tie a matter of experience. That is . to say, retir ing to rest at a reasonable, early hour, such as 10 o'clock, the person should' rise as early as can be done without feelings of sleepiness, lan guor, etc., supervening during the day. There are certainly evils consequent ripen continu ance in bed in the morning, such as perspira tion, etc., out they may be greatly obviated by the non-use of feather beds or too much cloth ing. They are less, however, 'than those which result from a nervous system, exhausted at a period of the day before it had come into full nctivity. The same arguments which apply .to early rising also do so to exertions, or continu ance without fond by weak individuals in the first part of the mornig ; they can practice neither with impunity. There is no time of the day so pleasant, and the hale and strong can enjoy it to perfection, and gather' health in its fresh breezes, and their description will often teraDt the unwary' invalid to leave his couch and follow tray entampicrautt- raverealFy . does enjoy, for a short time, the noyelty ; but shortly languor creeps over him ; the breakfast which disappears before the appetite of the strong morning walker hits no charms for his exhausted weaker companion, Who pays with a day of listless languor for this ill-advised attempt. These hints will, it is trusted, not be taken as en encouragement to laziness, but as pointing out a very common error in popular belief and popular practice. The person of weak vital power, who cannot be an early.ris er, must guard well that he does not mistake sloth for inability, by indulging in late hours, which are often to him the most vigorous,--- Persons who suffer much from debility ( in the morning, and who are constrained-t 0; be up early, ought, as soon as possible,XO have some warm refreshment—a cup 'of warm milk,,if it agrees, or tea, coffee, or cocoa PROVERBS REFUTED It has been said of old that "A bird In the hand is worth two in the bush." Try It. Take a bird (any bird will do) in your hand, and bold it securely, then take a passage in the first 'ves sel you can find (any vessel will do) and pro ceed to the Antipodes, still retaining the bird in the hand, where the bush is supposed to be. When you airive, examine the bird WhiCh have In your hand and compare it with my two birds you can find , in tho bush. EsibiatO their relative value. • You will find that.. the proverb has led you astray.. • Again, it has been said that "It is the last straw thLt breaks the camera back." bow long would a man go about until he bad satisfied himself that ho had lot td the last straw ? But we will grant; for the sake of ar - gement, that the last straw has been found.-- Ikrow take your camel (any camel will do) and:: •' cautiously deposit that straw upon the earners back, and carethily observe whether the spine of that quadruped - is dislocated. is to bo imaginoi not. Bow then this proverb ? . Once more. -It has been spoken, and writ _ten, that if• you "Take care of the pence, 'the pounds will take care of thereselves." Slake the experiment. Take pence (say three pence) and place them in 'your purse, and put your purse in- your pocket. Button your poeket,if your pocket is batten:table ; or deposit the three pence with your banker, or invest Ahem in a Canadian-oil•well:: Next tidte'fioorerelge body's sovereign will do) ittlAdapelt•carefully On the pavement 4lie center of kraal plate is, not a bad spot,) and after retiring up the stage, and "dissembling," observe bow that sovereign will take mire of itself.—PurA An edit'or In New Jersey brings aelinquent subscribers to his counter in lively, older by , publishing obituary notices of them." When they have pald 'up arrears ho- contrndlots the report of their deaths by 034143 they woo 014 "dead beats." MEE