Volume 32.
glum and poocheitt.
ilEmbaild is Tlll4 LlkeYou t
"Y, , tilye donr the eh , res., haven't
you, \vik.?'' situ] Mr. GIle:, coining in one
nigut about f IltidOWll.
-No, dear I had eupper to get and yie
by was cross.
been getting supper all
the actoil,,,,m, 1 bul,r,
"N“ ; I h:i.d some washing to do, and
th w o nleau, and pies to bake
"Uh. stop that, please. To hear yOu
talk. uue would t hin k sou had 11101 e than
your share of work. I'm sure there is no
inun who tries balder than 1 to race his
carte steps and this is the thanks I get far
it. 11,,n't LI contradicting me. Give
Mu the milk bucket it I ask you to milk
you will bare a dozen excuses. I want
'K i ie to go with me, to. keep the hogs off
while I milk."
Kate goes, and her father keeps her
rve quartets of an hour. aid then tells.
her can go and take care of the baby
while her mother attends to the milk.—
In a h.mt fire minutes Mr. Giles comes itc
to supper. His wife Is down in the cel—
lar.
;4 , ac, wife.ain•t sapper ready ?"
"In n* one miu,lty
"J t a moult, Everything is done
in jilt,: a 111111LIU!. Anot.Mr bigot I sup
ii‘v•ti I will bait to cute in and get my
o wn sniper for nivheli, alter working
lard all ;city if you tried is haril as I
Ll.; t, nuke a mc plea , mt. we would get
o'neig a „rest deal Benner t an we do.—
ii;ir is r; ttl lest, IS it? It
time. I think:'
To; y own L, the table.
"Oh I,ord, ice thank thee for this and
all ot h 1 . ,t1 ui with the bread
sale in heaven. Amen.—
Is tnis t h • hest fakir cloth vcn have got?
\\Thy i'on'; you tiny another?
in't money ? What did Yon
do with the money yc a got fur those
••11,)•ght ha' for KA.I.-."
-11,,:•,zr.t A 1137 *or and my need
in' , 1 tio how o,:sn't. !aim tiriplv
metita I to'vvr knew of sot-it extrava
gance in mi I:N. It NV Hi-7117 , i2 11177 eX-
Ceet.l:lllT IUI7 ‘.4.1i7;L1 t , 71)57111 IlFs ishou ,
e. h things arts.' 'lila. I glu•ss go to
111. 1 any i 17.1,37 up. Wile.
Lrfoi'e vni C•7lne to jus , t patch that
ret.t in m. vos.t ; uhtl. ~1,1 I won.. a hots
in my sock to tlay. You. must either
mood ti , r t out ti etetin pair.—
ts t"i t u-s,•: io barrel by the
brt, 1 , -1-e: wai 7 iris fir jut - larilifast.
oil.! 1.:“. papa. Good
t, uticl dud; 1 1 . , ig-t to say your pray
ers."
Practival films for the Farm
T 1 r sv!• , '
ID:/'
.1 , , and a treat
up in
nut in 1110 7 , 4.1.1t1) or all old
t, (..1•01)A
1) iiirrnt.-.lg
A c u•r,i p !,` t r ratlapr
ASS Ore.Ait•r in Illinois. In
form* him that he has produced eleven
1 ,, l111(.1€. 01 le , rk nom a btieled of corn,
anti eeventi en paunds oat a hti :t iel of
wheat. lie wih,it,pours hotl
ine; scaler over it autl allows it to stand
some hears.
J. N. Sturtevant gave a whole lecture
in a fey words when ho said : A mowing
nmehtne is an ..+X LI, •. nos Cxr t,im tok“.
:14:ting f il. or I.ee not keep the
nnts tight. The scythe is more eco-
But wb.n a man has a fit
traiu.ng to manage Ow mower the value
of it is vefy grat. So when persons
an into.ligent way of keeping eat
ti will be approcuttive of thorough
they all be profitable
them. when not purchased at too high
prier.
Tin-re is a great difference of opinion
as to the Value of tan as a mulch. A re
cent a n o r cues s,-teral instances in
which nron fruits and vegetables its ef
feeis wet , disartrouit. Several market
gartiti , e:s near Paris lot all their winter,
eirieving the beds with tali.—
r-rt must h due to the fact
that !he tr9rk not th o roughly e xl m o s .
tett When • hesoliO•le matter is all ex—
traott-tl'from ffvf•t the tan can
only 1 , a me, ,eel one. Where there
are .•-ncb diff•rent exp rtences it trill be
sale to exp,se the tan to the action of
rains come months before using it.
In selecting buds fur propagating the
roux' , I tvuotd not give much preference
to single. iloa!ile, or triple buds. believing
that the curie. hinds start the soonest in
the spring. the double buds the snmst.—
Anil I tr, a yrarty trees there is
-.11 bit we use
eery \,..- 2 •0 buds. I t.ref rto liar- bad
stie , s just a little stoat t he :locks
retard ' ti. -. whether the buds be
stogie or Othrrixt•e. it; 1 rttpt.lo:x.tz t tz from
: rit• trce-.I ti,ol It leo t,tneetrtf,irean
-I'tls'. as then then , i as well
r • fre:ti For a lindder that can tell
fruit add woo-I bode apart it will make no
practical diTerenci, so far as my onservar
Spins exte.
WherC.ver organic mat ter abounds 'in
the soil a free use of hones and potash
vr'.:l,l , faahy to=;, r , it t. ate ori.„,.inal fer
lihty. In orranv: matter in
th, form u: leaf mold
should b.- w:t bo , ,es and
•r :;, 6...1ie& are ground
th e iim, ra a rti,w: If the bones
Ore gr,n,tid .1, a raw state, that ie, Wlth•
on! sieanitn , or I,llrrl"•g.nr.(l gt , unti very
fine ni,d wired with three times the
rouc'a or peat or leaf mold
and kept moist for three weeks before
being used 7, thr-y, will generate alt the
ammoniis net , cessarr to.the rapid growth
of wheat or "tiler growing crops, without
the addition of their ,tibs,atiees.
Value of Piaster
An Ohio farmer wt ites the 'Western
Ror67 as follows: The past four seasons
have been ;my cry, as all oi this part of
the• State will hear me witness; and a
large part. probable two-thirds, of the
clay . Pfseed sown in this vicinity during
that time has been lost. In the spring of
1873 I sowed one field of eight 'acres to
oats, thoroughly harrowed one way, then
sowed on clover seed and cross harrowed
they-:field. I then put on about three
pecks of plaster to the :tette, and the re
sult was is good vivid of oats and a flue
catch 01 elocer,vllice grew finely through,.
out the summer; and lag season produe•
ed a large burden of number one clove r
hay. This I am not feeding to my chives
for I prefer it to any other when properly
cured - ; for calves should have the best.—
The same week in which I seeded the !
eight-acme lot I seeded one of four acres
and in proc!Mly the same warner, save
that I w. wed plaster on two of it. The 1
other two acres went without plaster.— I
Where the plaster
'14:*•;/as.fitiely as in
, t. and prod need. as En nob
while on ttiat • .7iitliout
of will was mach lighter
.4„e seed sprouted. or'ilearky
',et:lents of the.-dreukh
7 • d . not pay for Liar:l
_ ls 'N l Ady—what we
..! 41 / 4 .,R4) ,L 0r at that
untorougle
A Big Bet
The young gentleman—with a medi
um-sized, light brow n moustache and a
suit of clothes, on accommodating terms
that is, on the insecure credit system—
came into a hotel, one afternoon, and, af
ter calling for a glass of Madeira, turn e d
to the company and offered to bet with
any man prcs , tit that the City of Perking
would not be successfully launched.—
The "banter" not being taken up, he pro
posed m wager lice dollars that Scannel
would Lot be hung. This seemed to be a
•stutnper," too, for nobody accepted the
chance: The exquisite glanced around
contemptuously and said: •
'1 want to make a bet of some kind ; I
don't care wnat it is. I'll bet any man
from a shilling's worth of cigars to Live
hundred dollars. Now's your time,gentle
men. What do you propose?"
Sipping a glass of beer in one corner
of the barroom sat a plain old getitleman
who looked us though he might be a far
tiger. He sat down his glass and address
(Al the Rx?site
Mister Well, ; I'm not in the habit of
making bets, but seeing you're anxious
about it,i don't care if I gratify you. So
bet you a quarter's worth of sixes that I
can pour a quart of molasses into your
her, and turn it out a solid lump of can—
dy in two minutes by the watch."
"Done !" said the exquisite, taking off
his hat and handing it to the farmer.
It was a real silk hat. a splendid article
that shone like black satin. The old
gentleman took the hat, and requested
thy barkeeper to send for a quart of mu
laSses.
"The cheap sort, at ten cents a quart
that's th,• kind I use in this experiment,"
aid he, handing over a ten-cent stamp to
the barkeeper.
file molassi's was brought, and the old
farm , r with a very grave and mysterions
countenance poured it into the dandy's
hat.while the exquisite took out his teat oh
o oats the time. Giving the har two or
three shakes with a Signor Blitz-like
:1(11'01! neSS, th eXperitrienter phieed it on
the tdhle, zind stared into it. a , if watch
;lig the wonderful process of solidttica
i:on.
"Time's up, - said the dandy.
Th.• old liamer mined the hat
••11'ell, I do believe It ain't hardened,"
said he, in a toe expressive of disap
p•iiittn,nt ; ••I missed it somehow or oth
er this time, and I suppose I've lost the
het_ Barkeeper, I t the gentlemen helve
t':e eiL:am and charge •em in the bill."
What “I the eig.irs mired the t..x.
quisite ; spelled m y hut, that cost
rue tell dollars, and you must pay for.,
"That wasn't in the barE,tant," dryly
answered the old gentleman ; "but
lei you keep the mo!asses, which is >a lit
tle morc than wt agrod for."
Hav'ng draim-d the tenacious fluid
from Ms beaver. as best he could, into a
spittoon, the man of the moustache
rushed from the place—Lis fury not much
abated by the laughter.
lle made his complaint at the rdiee
.aliee. lint as it appeared that the experi
ment was tried with his own consent, uo
4.lainag:s could be recovered.
Mow McGinnis Won.
A man whom I will call McGinnis,
says Max Adeler, represents a county in
th. orate Senate of Pennearlv.niA- He in
a Republican and he was elected by a
laize majority, alt)iongh his county hath
•erto has always gone Democratic. Every
body was amazed to find that it had elec
ted a Republican candidate, and nobody
could understand the reason for it. When
McGinnie came to Harrisburg. I happen
ed to meet him, and I asked him how it
was. He said:
Now I don't mind tellin' you how I
worked that thing, but I don't want you
to give me away on it. It's a secret.--
When I was nominated. I saw at once
that Ihid nochance ofgettin'elected if the
thing was run on a square basis. Don
ney, my opponent, was a Democrat an' a
church member, an'if I'd jes lain low an'
done nothin', he'd 'ac skeeted into that
Semite like a snow slide into a valley.—
You know that when people can't pos
sibly get a thing, that's the very thing
they want woes than anything on this
yer earth. Now, you can't build a rail
road in my county anyhow you fix it.—
nothinr up thee but bills an'
mountains, an' you might as well try to
bore a bole through the Alleghanies nub
a bar of soap as to constrbet a railroad
over them hilts. consequently, the people
is jes wild to have a railroad in the coun
ty, because it's impozEsible.
Well, sir, jes hefoar election I hired a
gang of 'bout eight hundred men, an'
bought a lot o' chains and spyglasses, an'
them instruments that sur‘evors use. an'
putty soon r h o t a lot of fellers lanai'
out a line u' railroad through every gar
thu. and back yard. mid pertater patch in
the county. Whet] a gang would host
through the fence and git to work. the
farmer'd come myrrh,' out and bollerio'
"What in the thunder are you dome'?" an'
the men they'd say: "What are we doin'
Why we're layin' out the line of old Mc-
Giniiisr's railroad. Haven't you heard
about it ?" "Maria, T m a Democrat. but
goin' to vote for old llcGinnis. Why
~o sh ! he's building a railroad right
through our garden. We'll be worth
a million when its done.' That's how
the old thing worked. When the elect—
ion came I scooped the Senatorship by
'bout fifteen hundred majority, an' here
I tam Smart, wasn't it
The virtue of this is s that it is a true
story.
How Many Apples did Adam and
Ere Ent.
This question is exciting quite a lively
dilcussion just now, wall no immediate
prospect - of a detliiite conclusion being
reached.. We present a few of the opin
ions teat have been advanced :
Old Vorsion.—Eve 8 and Adam 2.
Total, 10.
Boston Journal—Eve 8 and Adam 8
Total, 16.
Gloucester .Advertiser.—We think the
above figures entirety wrong. If Ere 8
and Adam 8 2, certainly the total will be
90. But we reason something like this :
Eve 8 1 and 'Adam 8 2. Total, 163.
Lawrence American.—lf Eve 8 1, and
Adam 8 1 2, the total is 893.
Boston Journal.-1f Eve 8 1 Ist, and
Adam 8 1 2,would not the total'be 1623 ?
Antwerp Gazette.—Eve 81 4 2 know
how it tasted, and Adam 8 1 2 4 2 40fy
her statement. Total, 8,132,382.
Very stern parent indeed—" Come here
sir 1 'What is this complaint the school—
muter has made against you?" Much
injured youth—"lt's just not'airuz at all.
You see, Jimmy Hughes bent a pin, and
only left it .on the teacher's chaii for
him to look at, and he come in without
his specs and sat right down on the pin
and now he blames me for it 1."
A Cleveland youth of rather fast pro-,
divides fell in lore with a parson's daugh
ter, and as a Clincher to his clai.ns, said
to the reverend gantlesnan. "I'/1 go my
bottom dollar ou piousness"
THE , MONTROSE DEMOCRAT, APRIL 28, 1875.
piocellantouo,
All Sorts of Paragraphs..
Difficult punctuation.—Putting a stop
to a gossip's tongue.
Have the elements a right to brew a
storm without a license ?
A dentist at work in his vocation, al
ways looks down in the mouth.
If you a•e at the seashore, keep cp
your spirits. It would be nut of place to
pine at the beach.
A Tenneme farmer is alleged to he
stabling his cow in an ice house to
make her give ice*cream.
The ancient proverb says, "silence gives
consent." The modern balloonist say,
"assent gives silence.
A Louisville gentleman says, "There is
something about dogs I could never get
used to." He alluded fleas.
A man who humps his head against
that of his neighbor is not apt to think
that "two heads are better than one."
It is good ground for a divorce in St.
Louis if a wife finds one hunared and
thirteen love letters in her husband's pock
A man may not go crazy by bloaihg
into the muzzle of los gun, but the Chan
CeS art that It will Ices, his head by it.
An Indianian boa is of having bred
ten years with one wife without a harA
cord or a flat iron pasaing between them.
Eggs awl butter are goicrally, hut ur
roneonsly, regarded as perishable
for they gain in strength us thvy gri,w
old.
Why are the snows 01 Mont Blanc.like
,ship builder ?—Because they eau ava
lanche (have a launch) ‘illenever thi y
o'et. ready.
"Are there any fools in this torn'"
asked a stranger of a newsboy. "I don't,
know repbekl tie 'boy ; -are you lone
bower
ea:ii,r for u. enntel to go through
the ,•y.: of a ovtdle thAn !or a wt,,au to
say. - It's ‘ , l wh,u you
kick a 1101.. to her I.,nr dmba.
A Chicago paper has the following :
tiron le. —Sit! urday. Two t t
buys and a pistol. Now, only one ItttL
buy and u
A talkative harbor, about to cut a .clioi—
tlemaii's hair, asked him how hr would
have it done. If possible, in' silence,"
said the gentleman.
The beet has his admirers, and there •ie
those w.io uphoid the merits the cab—
huge ; but all agree that the onion is a
soup herb iiroduction.
A- you ng lads "burAt hitii tears," the
other day, but hits been put together
again, and is now wearing hoops to pre
-1 vent a ri curreuce of the accident.
"XI i p niou 18," said a philosophical old
lady of much experience and observation,
—hat any man as dies upon yeashiu' day
dons it out o' pure spite."
A western editor speaks of his rival as
mean enough to steal the swill from a
Wind hog! The rival retorts by saving :
He knows he hes: I never stole his swill.
A French writer in describing the tra—
ding powers of the genuine Yaiikee,saii:
"If he was cast away on a desert island,
he'd a.et up the next morning and go
Nunn selling maps co cue milanitants.
An irishman, in writing a letter to his
sweetheart, asking whether she would ac—
cept of his love or not, writes thus : "If
you don't love use. plaz. send back the
letter without breakitikthe seaL"
A poor man once came home to a miser
and said : "I have a favor to ask." "So
have I," said the miser; "grant mine
first." "Agreed." "My request is," said
the miser, "toat you ask me for noth—
ing."
A cheerful Chicago clergyman boasts
that in the way of ruins that city heats
the world—that, in fact, the ruins of Pal
myra and Carthage combined would make
no show by the side of the ruins of Chi
cago.
A silly fellow (D.) whose eats were un
usually large, once simperingly asked a
witty lady : I not make a tine an •
gel ••\Veil, no, - she replied, pointing
to his ears, "1 think your wings are too
high?'
"John," said a joker, to a gond natured
friend. •`why don't you get your ears
cropped They are much too long for
a man." "And yours," retorted John,
"should he lengthened ; they are much
too short for an ass !"
The last case of indolence is related in
one of our contemporaries ; it is thai of
a man named Hole, who was so lazy that
in writing his name he simply used
letter J. and then punchf d a 1 - 1 , ,1P thrwle.h
the paper!
An Oswego paper describes a fire by
saving that "the red flames danced in
the heavens and flung their fiery arms
about like a black funeral pall, until
Sam Jones got on the root and doused
them with a pail of water."
- Salt Lake has been victimized by a
showman, who announced that he would
cause a "human body to appear and dts
appear before the audience." .Le appear
ed, got their money, and disappeared.—
He tilled the prograi-me.
At, emir in pnactuation will sometimes
cause a very remarkable transformation
in the weaning of a sentence. The
omission of a n3l-flints on an epitaph in a
cemetery causes an inscription to read :
"Erected to the memory of Join Philips,
accidentally shot as a mark of affection
by his brother."
A mise, upon whose flaxen earls the
suns of fourteen summers bad shed their
golden fervor, came home the other after
noon, weeping as though her heart would
break, and meeting a playmate, exclaim•
ed, in'a paroxysum of grief, "Oh, Susie,
we were engaged to be married, and now
Charley's got the measles !"
A man went into a butcher's shop,and,
finding tho owner's wife in attendance, in
the absence of her husbar.d, thought he
would have a joke at her expense, and
said. "Madam, can you supply me with a
yard of pork ?" "Yes, sir.''' she said ;
and then, turning to a boy, she added,
"James, give that gentleman three pig's
feet."
Do 7ou lend money here ? asked a far—
mer, as he accosted a broker, yeste‘d a s.._
Yes Sir, Was the reply. How moan inter
est' One percent. a month., Wall, that's
a darn high interest, pears. to me, e o n ti n .
tied the old man. But I guess take a
dollar and a half for two weeks, as I've
got to raise some hoots for Hiram and
Fm a leetle short.
".. "Is , myfnee dirty ?" asked a pin ng lady
from the country,_ of her. aunt, at the
breakfast table of a New York hotel, the
other morning. "Dirty 7 Nn.. Arby do
you ask ?" "Because that.itioniting
ter. insists unpu ing a towel by my plate.
I' have thrown three.9nd4:4 treble,. mail
yet even time be conies round he pate
another one me !" And she held
up the last one indignantly.
Micellemeous.
KIDNEY COMPLAINT.
Probabl t there Is no complaint that afflicts the hu
man system. which la so little anderikood at the
present thee, as some of the varied forms of Kidney
complaints.
There is no disease which causes such acute pain of
more alarminn In Its results than when the kidneys.
fail to secrete from the blood the uric acid. and other
posionous substances. which the blood acctimulatee
In Its circulation through the system
If from any caner the kidneys fail to perform the
functions devolving upon them, the cumulations are
taken op by the absorb* its aid the whole system
thrown into a state of disease, causing great pale and
eatlltiring, and very often immediata death, fiance the
importance of keeping the kidneys and blood Ina
healing condition. through which all the impurities of
the WO most poss.
THE BEST MEDICINE
There la no remedy known to medical science which
bar proved Itself mere vatnable to cases or Kidney
Complalnts i than the VFAHMINg. it acts directly upon
the secretions, cleanses ant. pm Ines the blood, and re
stores tte whole rystem to healthy action.
The followlog catmordlnary ruin of peat sufferenti
who had been Oren up by the oast physicians sa hope
less CIRCA, will speak for Oteroe lives, and should chat
leoge the most profound attent ion of the medical fac
ulty. as well as of those who are suffering from kidney
Complaint.
PAIN IN THE BACK
NAST ALLUSIITIRLD. Aug, 22. terfA
Mn. STEVENS: Dear bir-1 am seventy-our years at
age ; have suffered many years with Kidney Complaint,
weakness In my hack and stomach. I was induced by
friends to Tay roar Yearn:as, and 1 think It the best
medicine for vi'eakness of the Kidneys I ever used. I
have tried tawny comedic. for thin complaint, and nee
er friend so lunch relief cc Rom the Valorem, It
strengthens and invigorates the whole system. 811 Any
of my acquainteuances have taken it. and !believe it
10 be good for all the com? Mints far wttich It Is recom
mended. 'ours traly.
JOSIAH 11. SKRMAN.
PHONOUNCED INCITRABLE,
BONTON, May 30.1811.
It. R. STrVEN9. Esq.: Dear Sir—t have been badly
of with Kinney Complaint for tau yearn. have
/tiered great pile In my hack. hips and aide. with
it ral ditinnity In piiiminyi urine. which Was often, and
in very email quantities, frequently aecotnpanled with
blood and ex , rnelating pain.
1 hair o.l , hlchy trice most of the popular reutedlee
recommended for my complaint ; I have boen under
the treatment of comeotihe most cklilfttl physician/. in
Roston. all or whom pronounced my cave Inearable.
'I rth , wee toy condition when I we/keel/Wed by a friend
to try the t surrias, and I could err the good effects
from the first daps I tank. and from that moment I
kept on improving mall I was entirely cured. taking la
all. • T should t hinki about eltt bottles.
•
•
It in indce4 n VNlunblo 111.4iCiDU and If 1 nbould be af-
II led again In the came couldgive dollar a
ddoe, If 'could not gel It w about.
M. (311.,5.
Thlnt Street. :south t o,too
NE ItLY BLIND.
El. B. SvEvaNs : Dear Sir—ln expre.sing my thanks
to volt lot benefits derived from the nee of VEGETIXIS
arol to benefit otin re, I will elate :
When .niche or nine year. old I mss afflicted with
Scrofula. which made Its appearnee to my eye!, fere
and head. sod I was very nea, pllnd for two years. All
kook of op“ro inns wort, performed on my eyes. and
an to no 2.oxlrenult Finally the dianaeo prunipally
nettled In my Imdy, limbs and feet, and at times in an
nwzri vat ed way.
Ca-t summo r I we& from I , ollle ranee, weak In my
..ptne and kidio.34, and was ut times very hand to re.
I,{u th e urns seeing your advertisement In the Com.
nteretal I bought a bottle of VEORTINE, and cote
menc-d using according to directions. In two or three
Moe I btaineil greet relict. Alter ming tour or Ave
bottler I noticed It had wouderfn! effect on the rough.
,calv No che,. on my body and legs. I Mill used V1:0-
ETINE and the hu orolle force one after anotheJ
n, ,, pe111,1 until they were all gone, and I attribute the
cure of the two discos. to VEOLTINE, and nothing
If I am ever aamted with anything , of the kind cram
I Try VZOtTIK6 an the only reliable remedy Once
more nerept to) thanka and believe me to be, Vary
reverifabr, AUSTIN PAltitOTT.
a 5 [Jana St.. Cincinnati, Ohio,
a-ss of tho Kidney.. Bladder, etc.. are always
unpleasant, and at times they become the most die
tres.lnc and dancerons diseast s that can effete the hu
man system Most diseases of tit , Kidneys arise from
impurities in the blood, causing humors which settle
on these parts VecaTtsbezetela any known remedynn
the whole world for rlear.ring and purifying the Wood,
thereby tamping a healthy action to all the organs of the
hod). 14—lat
Vegetine is Sold by all Druggists.
The Doubt Dispelled.
2473E1W Ci• GP ClaaEll
otalto 06W stock of
DRY GOODS
^ , tost-aly selected for Spring and Sommer Trade
BOOTS AND SHOES
tne largeet and beet variety in Northern Penn's
I-lEtt rfe CELI,Si,
TRUNKS, TRAVELING RAGS
Gents' Furnishing Goods, Yankee No
Lions, etc., etc.
eVt.ri, article Warranted as Represented. No Variation
in Pricer.
New Mllfoet. MnS 18th
pAuvrs AND OILS
A FINE STOCK AT
Lt. R. LYONS & Co.'s
Moutrope. May 14, Ma.
C ARPETS.
CARPETS AT SO CENTS AND UPWARDS
—Less than N. Y. POces—
al ay 14,'75. For Sato by B. FL LYONS & Co
SUGAR, TEA, COFFEE,
an d other
Grooerlos
At Low' Figures at
B. R. LYONS It CO.'S
WALL AND WINDOW PAPERS.
A Large Stoek,
And New Patterns Received Every
Week Direct From the
Manufactory.
• IL IL LYONS & CO.
Spool Tizrocscl.
(:lark'• 0. N. T
and John Clark's Spool Thread.
Waite. Black. nod Colored—from No. 8 to N 0.130, at
15 cents par dozen. For sale by
B. 8.. LIONS & CO. .
Montrose. May 14.1673.—M
RUNT BROTHERS,
SCRANTON, tql,
Whoiedato & Retail Dealersia
HARDWARE, IRON, STEEL,
NAILS, SPIKES, SIIOVELS
"!. - JILDER'S fIAKDWARE,
I.NA RAIL,VOUNTIIILIUNK4sT RAILSPIHRn
RAILROAD d JUNIN° BUPPLIII4.
OARRIA GE SPRINGA, AXLES, exams AND
'BOIRS,BOLTIL NUTS' and WARNERS.
PLATHD BANDS. NALLEARLE
IRONS. HUBS, SPORES. ,
PHLLOKB.REAT HPLNALHR, ROHR, 44 .
ANVILS, VICES, STOCKS and DIES, BELLOIVS
HAMMERS, SLEDGES: PILES, ae..to.
CIRCULAR A.ND MILLSAWS, BELTING. PACEING
TACKLE BLOCKS, PLASTER PARIS.
CEMENT. HAIR & GRINDSTONES. •
PIIENCH WINDOW GLASS.LEATHEE &MIMING?
PAIRBANK'S SCALES. • '
NEW YORK TRIBUNE.
"The Leading American I..Testepapen"
*.
TILE BEST ADVERTISING. MEDIUM
Dail] ;10 nyenr: SeMI-Weehly, Weekly,t2
Pottage fie* tirtthißubserifiei: Speolmentopleo and'
whet-dein. , Bates Free. WooklLlo clubs of ao or
121°1 =1 17.$1 ' I"tiag* Paid. NM Tlantrsz. N. T.
Isioopoos
NEW FALL AND WINTER GOODS
GUTTENBERG, ROSENBAUM, & fIOMPANY.
Our Stock has been selected with great care and bought at 1i0.".0n Plums.
To all in search of a.good bargain wo extend, a cordial invitation all and examine our
stock, and take prima. We are prepared and willing to do well with you, and it will undoubt
edly be to your interest to call and give us your custom.
CfMrl=L BILIC)CrJ2C. achaimpra.x.assmus
Dry Goode Department, Clothing Department.
Dress goods, Domestics, Flannels, Rose Blank- Ready-Made Clothing. Men's, Youth's, and
eto, Shawls, Chinking°, Gloves, Hosiery, Merino ! Boy's Suits, Men's, Youth's, and Boy's Over-
Underwear, Dress Trimmings, Corsets and ,coats, Talmo's, Ike. Buck, Kid, and Wool
Skirts, Table Linen, Napkins, Towels, 4c, I Gloves, Merino Shirts and Drawers, Flannel
and White Shirts, Knit Jackets, Rats and Caps,
Truoos, Umbrellas, dm., Bows, Scuds, Ties, and
Full line of Millinery Goods, Zephyrs, Worst
eds, Germantown Yarns, Furs, and
Furnishing Goods, Carpets
and Oil-Cloths.
Etufraziaco co*, Lap esaact .IECCPTINC. 231esam..1.Letwa. sibo.
Montrose, October 21, 1874
MERCHANT TAILORING DEPARTMENT I
OF W. N. WILSON, BINGHAMTON, N. F.
ptar ,tirs4nanten en OA n.ha Je and ' Wernria'y 141 ion"
dernvehee 4fa feed a i lAne Medd 01 .ami;a4 , 4f i@Zek glint ct,
64 . „,,/ al my eakiLiment 4 At eh LARGEST
AND FINEST STOCK of dc'ea.o.4°l aide a r ela 'Ad
d r e4ae
c aaidt are 44 7 4 a t . , my awn 4,4arizhan, dna / evn4ace
4/ 3 ,4, & 7 61 and csr,end
kye.4, enyayed 1:91 41.4dndyr Xl i aadmi Ave
/ai aiirene;r7 #96.,
„ Woad/ a! fr huieP meks /afeies raAtyini on
scny24 a 0. 1 -girchni 01417 l'aitileao.
474 a r ytaitmene a/ my lannead dei// uncle !4u kecla,n
*ape, and /€// Aie'e/eal yeta.eankeity
eaaamem de Awe, malt <nfyia, and 44 idhazzinsemenla dal can
4: athu; , ,,a , aadein "id and al inaa4
cWiaad fit;nund ana l m 44 in eh hli enannce and wattanlea r
La At anal tie Aer/ct dalf.;.:Achian.
March 17, '75.-1110
GOOD NEWS
Etas Come to town and can be found In POST'S BUILDING, next to Miner's Grocery, where he
will sell the following gOOds, with others too numerous to mention, at
TWENTY-FIVE PRE CENT. LASS THAN ELSEWHERE
in this or any other place.
READY-MADE CLOTHING,
DRY GOODS,
HATS AND CAPS,
• YANKEE NOTIONS,
AND FURNISHING GOODS,
- ,
L\ DIES' AND MISSES' UNDERWEAR. LADIEW An anima, r crow..
LADIES' WRAPPERS, ETC.
Oer Stock of call bolre guodit is fresh and new, bonght for cash. and will be sold fbr the same at. a small
profit. Glre us abefore purchasing elsewhere. All kinds of Country Produce taken in trade.
SPECIAL.—We will always keep on hand a Large and Pine Stock of
W. Q ro ... . D 1 1• ,
Montrose. April 14 . te 75 .-17. AUCTION EVERY BATIIEDAY. Brandi of S. TILLMAN'S, Broadway, N. Y
A. S. MINER, BINGHAMTON, N. Y.,
EVERY BTYLIi OP FLINT AND COMMON CHO,
Bronze Lamps. Opal Lamps, AU Glass Lamps, Vaud Lamps,
Burners, Wicks, Shades, Shade Solders, d&c., dkc.
.AN J? JAPPANED WARE.
Wit. lIAYLRY
Orders by Mal Promptly Attended To.
D. J. MURPHY, Pro
GENERAL
Steno Hot
Gorbettsvillb
N. Y.
MUMS Hotel is Woolen orittettiver roan ending tram Binghamton to Montrose, mese to Conklin 'Station, on
1. the Delaware, Laekawantfa, and Western Railroad. Parties stopping at this Station win fled it conyen.
lent td call on me, I I.hairs proper conveyance to early them to any place they want to go. I have been edit
ing toy' Rouse and Barn making it more convenient to entertain the public. Thankful for the many favors of
my old friends and will he glad to see them all when going this way.
Corbettsvtile. N. Ir...lanoary tf D. J. MIIDPIIY, Proprietor.
BEST JO4l t r it e
continually adding nevi material to A o l n fl i ce E , and hilhElSonlirr RITE
Large Stock of JOB 'ME and FOUR Printing Presses we Defy Oompetion
Both in Price and Quality, either In Plain Black or Colored Work.
THE INDEPENDEN7
Se - vvin‘ . Machine !,
TH GREATEST AuIIIEVEMENT OF THE AGE 1.,
Sawa from but One Spool of Thread.
It has hot sia working parii, fs 'noiseless, and sew,
more rapidly than any Machine in the Market.
Has a.self-setting Straight Needle.
HEombinv ai rozr i a&H l izi f tll i tti p t i m m d
cnts.
WALNUTRi'I•CLAII 74ACIIINE ON A ULM%
AUB FOB 330, •
"402nD tgresaato cl.
' SEND HOB CTROULAB.
Address,
THE INDEPENDENT SEWING ismotiLlis
Dso. 24, WM ••,
_ • Hingtumhton, N. T
FURNITURE WARE !
• EVF.AYTHiNG NEW. AND STYLISH
'.a...x..ip.,er.3tocoarsarrewz
50 ,Wuhington St, - ; Binghamton, .
Congaing& nameablein that
business. Reßairing promptly, crone;
'BIDER TAKE
B." Ight, 0
PRICES glianniteed.
Binghamton. N. !moult 40.
.1::.'9.-IJ. •
_; ;... r;‘,-iIJOB.P.R.INTTRR
AT THE ff./BB:WC:RAT" OFFICE. CHEAP
TRY 1:18.
Miscellaneous Advertisements.
JUST RECEIMBIS BY
GUI TENBERG, ROSENBAUM & CO.
DI. S , Deasaner, Managing Partner.
Yours, Very Truly,
W. N. WIL,SI C3O INT
Hagernan Block, Binghamton, N. Y
C7.16123.e3.3P , sTeIIECN
MILLINERY GOODS—Trimmed and Untrimmed
- NNTHO
SPECIAL INDUCEMENTS IN
ALSO, MANUFACTURER 'OF
Prices Guarani'slit as Low as any Hausa in Southern New York
I Mufflers
A fine variety of Cloths, Castors, Beaver, and
Cassirneren for Custom Work. Meas
ures taken, and gooti:fittiug and
Workmanship Warranted.
lit Arch Si, 1873
rietor.
HAWLEY lb CRIDIER
FitrItRAIRECS
I\
, .
sr I
,4 *I S Ldi
trKIA&AVER MEDa
ANDI,STITI)I
a lso at the la rlslttqf
Eig
TIARIS
Over Thiriy-fintr Omit/tow
I \lll -4 1"'d , itkVitatvt
1873 Wern
act/Ark/pia, HE K,1 4 / 4 1
'(
rANDARD ° L %,Owing
frairbartiv
ultestriut StiNttAnt LPKIR.
fin lar S.A.T-111L for Sale
vnui Fifteen Aimee of Land,
Imo d threcolbarth Miles hero liontrate.on the
El and
Creek road, near Movers' Tatter,— The
n le towly ailed op and An good ropair,lowe)l stock,
ed inth logs, And AIR bo sold ,chesp. Able, It desire,"
tea and tools necessary for earrylog.on-Unk‘birdnesk
For ttirthcsdarticannt can at th e sant. or address hie 4,t,
Moatinse, MOUS SOOT.
Satsb24 0114,41:44
MIMI
Num.
BOYD & CORWIN
Mit:ECiNgVitCifeiEl, Z' A.••
ISTCO I I7.IEE3
TM AND SHEET-IRON AM,
Builders' -Hardware.
l•Tailsf by tlio Seg.
Thanks to our Frlcsofs for hist FATOrII
We would be more o:anti el to one and ell who Chow
they have unsettled aceounl s with ns. it theywould cm l
and settle by the middle of {larch next.
Feb. 4, Int
MONEY SAVED !
NEW FIRII,
GRIFFIS & SAYRE,
Have opened, at the old location et' M. 8. Wilson, in
the Brick Block Montrose, and we shall be pleased to
see all 01 nor old friends and the mans new ones we
hope to pin. Oar stock will consist. of
Ire, Nis nil Hardware
In large quantities and variety. Stone. Ware. Waco
Ware. Ronan-Fut Waning Goode and Groceries. We
snail give particular attention to the Grocery Trade
and keep a foil assortment of Tess, Sugar. Coffees,
Family
GOOD NEWS
Groceries */t Provisions,
in full variety. Salt and Flour. We 'ball keep eon
stonily on hand fine brands of flour at much let, than
old prices, and warrant It to please: Goods delivered
FaMil to our town customers.
8: Our terms will be strictly'
(cub or produce.) Phil, it will be well to remem)
ber, as this van be - therieeret to our low prices. We
sad price, your IsllrgaitoTYZU& d i!
est to try our goods and terms.
JZITZ1160)1 Gamma, 8. M. BATsz.
Montrose, M. 13th,
CARTER, ABBOTT,
& JOHNSON,
kvipePcm}
HARDWARE
IRON, STEEL, AND NAILS,
Blacksmiths' Supplies,
{Y.i:ial:.;Tyl.i;)f~:lh:~.►;lCh-S~ b)fi~
A. S. JOINER
Eivveetvo - Eitoal arcrotial,
SEAT SPRINGS, STEEL TIRE.
GENEARL
BITRRETT'S CORN RHEUM
SlMlloti
Oren% aar. Eits _
* Bl WaBbligtoll
BINGHAMTON, N. Y.
Oct 1411.1675.-13.
• N. S.
The Cheapest Place
CROCKER & OGE'S,
msoczava.seratakarricrly, rzr. -sr
WIIOLEBALE AND RETAIL DIMMED I •
/IEA . VIC . Abliti SHELF HARDWARE,
CARRIAGE Goops,
BLACKSMITHS' SUPPLIES,
OAK TANNED LEATHER BELTING
RUBBER` BELTING AND
PACKING, ETC., ETC., ETC.
TIENBY D1T13031 S BONS*
mama AND -ORMIS-0117 1941113.
' Celebrated Hand. Out Wiles,
The Pe3‘ in the World!
Illagbamtan. Oct.
NIT.omN=
MACHINE 'SHOP.
Milan t *
he pattanto of all ftla ecuivarant 09
Millwork, Aunt agalingeis, Pultileikeacu
N.0..4;10410 enaction pa'id ateattini.
Now litlftbrariatio
iron, Hardware, etc.
TrIIIWARE,
lIARDWASE.
Corner of Malin and TaroMIER,
CUTLERY, ETC.,
NEW STORE,
NEW GOODS,
NEW PRICES
CROCKERY & OLO-OWARE,
rmtv--wm.2,
DEAIMB 11►
Agenta for
TOE CALKS ettd CALE STEEL. Ac..
And the Improved
BURDICK FEEL) CUTTERS.
Pilelp's Bank Building,
We are 'Agents for
AND Jorix DrYMBEtrB
Number 17.
'lffilscallineons
BILLINGS STROUP,
Mineral
3 i INSURANCE AGENT, }
2lron:tromp°. 3Por.
Capital laepresented, 9100,000,000
FIRE, LEIDIAND ACCIDENT MUD AiNCA :
A werpool.London as Globe $10,030_ a
ins. Co., of Nortn America '' $3,250:000
Penn. Bimini. Co, Phila.,
National, New York,
Ins. Co., State of Penis's
Union ?biting_ ...
i I Oc't°
Lyeoming Fire
Merchants' *.
Laarasicr Fire Ini. Co.
Fire Alsoclatien of Phila.
Alemmants of Pi rtstrorw
Pennsyliarda Ins. Co.. Pins .
Fame Ins. Co.. of Phila.
15 0. - 000
City Fire Ins. Co. Providence. IL I. Segos
Hower Williams Ins, Provtdeneo, R. I.
Watertown Ins. Co, Watertown. N.Y. SCOith
Home Ins. Co., N. Y,Capitaland Surplus, sumo
Atlas Fire Ina. Co.. Hertford, Ct. 400000
Hartford Fire sus., Co..t.spitalandtiurplus
Home Ins. Co.. Columba', O. 8)00to
Citizens' Fire Ins. Newark. N.J... anD,O:O
The undersigned is SPECIAL ACHINT for the folios.
log companies for NorthemPennariVailia
Fire Assoelation.of Philadelphia.
Lancaster Fire insuntnee Company of rap eaate ,
The Insurance Co. of the State of Pennsyleania„ o f
Philadelphia.
Za Z 1111° ZI .
Conn. Mutual Life Ins. Co., Amens
American Life. PON.
..tk.OOll:=33lVW.
Travelers Ins.Co.,llarttord,Cap ltaland BurplualriAo pa
Railway Passengers 66 CISOA4.
The tindeteign ed bee been wen known in nil eoni3ty.tor
the past 17yenre,ae en blear:wee Agent. Loose, enstsined
by bin Conlonlutes nave ►lweys been promptly paid.
igarolllee nu Mire, in bnilding cast from nanki n
Office of Cooper &. Co.. Turnpike aired.
BILLINGS STROUD, Agent.
CHARLES 11. SMITH. Once Mann=
B. LANGDON, Solicitor.
Montrose. Noy. 18. 1874.
Now Store Brainy, Pa.
THlrmaiV gL e d d , i t a l ti l
t t y o tt a x t i n o n 0 un
that' pare oa hand s
stock of
DRY GOODS, GROCERIES,
HARDWARE,
TINWARE, CROCKERY,
DRUGS and MEDICINES,
Second in quality to Done. We hate opened business
with a view of supplying thepeople of Ma sulloa,sad
will guarantee goods as Tepees - ented, and at or
Under Binghamton Prices!
Our expenses being much lighter than thou of Mir
Wanton merchants.
Save Time and rifoney,
by trading with sup. Country Produces. taken In u
change for 'Goods. " We respectfully solicit a tar trial
being convinced that we can do well by our paints.
People wishing to trade during the summer snug
on bark contratte, (bark to be delivered the fonostu
winter,) can do so.
& F. INDERLIED,
Braclutey, Pa., January 20, 1813.-nam3
TALwa.l374 - =LT- Hcrtrem.
OPPOSITI TIM COVE? SICIVIL
M.ONTROBE.PENV A
JOHN S. TARBELL, PROP'R.
Nine Stages and Hanka leave this Bout daily, cm
nettles , vrith the Montrose Hallway : the Lehigh Nee
Railroad: and the IL L. 6 W. Railroad.
April Ist, 1811.-tf.
HERRING & FARREL
887 .113rcarzelccreser N. 4
ILANUFA=MFttfi OF ALL KINDS OF
Nitro to Elhargatir Foiroo
61.49.39nE1l
The oldest and most reliable Armin the Molted BMW
They took the prize medal awarded at the
• WOBLDI3 FALB AT LONDON
All Safes are warranted free from dampness ands
melon.
MELLINGB BTROI7D, Agent
Montrose, May 6 '26.tr
Cauchy it Co.
A. GREAT OFFER OH RACE HATE
BONS, al
ursyAfries yam. trig dispose of 100 MAWS
(Wawa 00ra.clams makers, inducting Wal
Ells, di extremely low prices fcr earn ein •
M abl ramee month, lir pa{ cash,and balmier is mad,
nts.
WAVIII/S• Nair Scab PlanPS, a r tao bed w • a '•
Tke touch elastic. and afros nwtng fons.powerfal.
and efX/I.
WATERS' Cannella OROANB tame 61 =ad
Wm or beauty - they dory competition. TM Concerto •
is aline ion of CU Haman Vela. Agents •
A liberal Mamma tcaTeschert, Ministem, Chards
Schools, Godges4te, Weis' inducements to the
Malan CataluguarMalkd. 1651
F OB
COUGHS; COLDS, ..110ARSRN
AND Atli' TIIROAt DISEASES
. • trea _
WELL'S CARBOLIC .TABLET
PITT UP ONLY IN SLITS BOXES. „fii,
A TREED AND SURE REMEDY.
Sold by Droggistagederally, and 14—ht
Johnston. Holloway &, Co., nibulelphia, Pe.
NO 1.0 of the “11X)Cholzetielecticoni," is*
dy. Price 40 eta. Tim series now w
tarns an ThrABAND or the latest and test akint 9.
Inc Declamations. Humorous Recitations. Family Fas
hags, etc. Capital for Oranges, Tam:grand Soddy
and Lemma. Also Recaltdor Dialogues, and 11. iT
-
Dialogues. Circulars tree. Get of your, bookseller.'
send price to P. Gantt it 103 Chordate St., •
We make the celebrated PENN LETTER BOOS '
copying letters without picas or water. Age.L.
CROOKED BOOTS AND SHOES t
LYON'S PATENT METALLIC STIFFENERS
them straight. prevent running over, weadei
unevenly on the lodes, or ripping In tae seam; •-•
a boot last hall longer. Solt end applied by Bow .•
Shoe Deafen and MTers. everywhere. Lout lad
cling Arent* wanted to intiodues. Send 65 cent.
height of heel Tor sample , , to N. LYON, soleS
'54 state Street, Altnuo, N .Y..
aall3SYCLlOlidlitri, or SOUL MAE
a either sex may taseinate and gain the kw
strections of any person' they ehoose initantb• '
simple mental acquirement all tan posseastree,Cf 4
Tor Xd htNtot r i ther with& marriage golds Empillin
sae Desems. lifts to Ladles. TVedding-Nightnawt• •
A queer boo . Add teas, T. WILLIAN a CO., Yobs
' 10-4 w.
1,000 AMTS. Tenter, Students. men sad
wanted to sell CERTEBNIALVAVETISEE '
o. 0. Shows grail results of 100 YEARS PE ' •
A whole Library. Barton Globe.—N ot a Itikutlf
necessity. /norr-Occan.—Bent Selling Book gen
oqoa, Pay. sWWant Gee: AgL In every city of
sateen, J. C. MoCIIIIDY a CO., Phlla:
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