Wm. 0 Maser. I. B. HAWLEY & CO., E. B. Hawley, PUBLISHERS OF THE MONTROSE DEMOCRAT, AND GENERAL JOB PRINTERS, lbodrose, Susquehanna COUnly, Pa orrice—Weet Side of Public Avenue Business Cards J. B. & A. 11. IIrCOLLG)I ,rnIIALTS AT Law Mace over the Bank, Moetroea Meetro,e, May 10, 1071. tf D. W. SEARLE, k rTOII74EI' AT LAW, office over the Store of hi. :),..,goer,ln the Brick Block, Montrose, [sal GO W. W. SMITH, ,BINET AND CHAIR BLANUPACTIIRRES.—Poo: .‘l' NI airs street. Montrose, Pa. lan. 1. 1869. Jr. C. SUTTON . , A l 11' lONE ER, and binuniams AGENT, Atli Ott Frlcad•vllle, 'Pa A.lll EL Y, Addrerr. Brootlyn, Pa AUCTIONEER dunc I, 12,74, J. G. WHEATON, CIVIL ENOINENII AND LAND Brnrszon, P. 0. addrtss, Franklin Forks, Suiquotlanna Co., Pa JOHN GRO FES, F IoNABLE TAILOR, dlontroae, Pa. shop over nandleee Store. Ali orders diledln drat-rateetyla. ,ung done on short notice. and warranted to fit. A. 0. W_IIMEN, rt , l 2 NEI. LAW. Bounty. Back /'n y. Pensloo ,11 Claims attended to. 0111ce fir hciow Bo3d's Store, Montrose.l 2 n. (Au. 1.'69 W. A. CROSSMOY, ~.rocv at Law. Office at the Court House, to the ..ausitsstoner'd Office. W. A. eILOSIMCIN. M.s.lrote. isn.—tr. LAW OFFICE'. !ITCH WATSON, Attorueys at Law, at the old °Mee &Fitch, Iluntrm , e, F rcrcit. [Jun. 11, 'll.l w. w. w ernoa. 1,,', In Braze Medicines, Chemicals, Paints, Oils, 4lils, Teas. Spires, Fancy Goods, Jewelry, Per t ..ncr3. Brick Block, Montrose, Pa. Established [Fab. 1, 1873. ,SCOVILL d DEWITT. .i.lonteyo at Law and Solicitors in Bankruptcy. Wilco No 19 Colin Street., over City National Bank, Bing. into, N. V. W a. B. Sec.-my EIZEMEM DR. W. L. RICHARDSON, aL s icIAN S 31711GRON, tenders his professions rvices to the citizens of Montrose and vicinity.— utlice at hisr.siderce, on the cornereast of Sayre & tiros. Foundry f Aug. 1, 3e.69. CHARLES X. STODDARD, ttertn Roots and Shoes, lists and Cape, Leather ano Fttlttml, Main Street, lot door below lloyd's Store. 11 or a made to order, and repairing done neatly. Itut.trose Jan. 1 IS:U. LEWIS KNOLL, ShAVING AND HAIR DitESSMG. i. 05 in the new Poetalce building, where he will ....found road; to attend all who may want anything 31ontrose Pa. Oct. 1.3 lan9. DR. tl. W. DAYTON, :IYale/AN 6 SURGEON, tenders his services to citizens of Great Bend and vicinity. Office at nil .idence, opposite Barnum louse, 01., Bend Sepl Ist. isai.—tf DR. D. A. LATIIh'OP, A ulnietcra litzonto Trignatat. Hauls, a lie Foot of C.,tunt street. Call and cousnl to at Chronic o:.ca., es. 4fonii . Use. Jan. 17. '72.—n03-0. BURRITT. Pe-ater .0 Staple and Fancy Drs Goods, Crockery. Gard- Will C. Iron, Stoves. Drugs. Oils, and Palate, Boots and Silos., flats and Cape, Furs, Buffalo Robes. Gro ceries. Provisions, &c. New-Millard, I a., Nov, 6, '72—tt. EXCILING E HOTEL ti ..1. HARRINGTON wishes to Inform thepablic that haring rented the Exchange Rotel In Montrose, he Is now prepared to accommodate the traveling public In first-class style. .Montrose. Aug. Y 9, 18","3. LITTLE'S & BLAKESLEE ATTORNETS AT LAW, have removed to their New ofth.. opposite the Tarbell Donee. . . , Al out rose, Oct. 15, 1873. BILLINGS STROUD. HE AND LIFE INSIDIANCE AGENT. Al' 11 nines. attended to promptly,on fair terms. Office .rut door cast of the book ga , Wm. E. Cooper S Co. Public Avenue, Montrose, Pa. (Atm.1,1869. sly 17, 1.572.1 BILLINGS STROUD. B. T. d• E. 11. CASE, IIARNESS-Nash prices. Also,. Blan k e ts. Breast Blan :,, iower.t Whips, and everything pertaining to the line Wan the cheapeat. Repairing done prompt c: and . good style. . o a.. Oct. V. INVI. cm:IIILE Y MORRIS THE HAYTI BARBET:, has moved his shop to the zdd ing occupied by E. Mr-Henri° ff, Co., where he if , , reparvii to do nit Muds of work in hit ffuc.such ...- F.:l, switches, puffs, etc. dll work done on short to we cud prix „ low. Please =II and see me. TIIE PEOPLE'S MARKET. Pun.lar lima. Proprietor. Fru,h and Salted Meats Ilatns, Pork, Bologna San . of :he best quality, constantly ou hand. at to eOit Pa,. Jan. 1.1. ltrl-3.-11, VALLEY HOUSE. kT BEND. Ps. Situated near the Erie Railway De- Is a large and commodious house, has undergone a norouzli repair. Newly furnished rooms and slee p mauente.spleudidtable,audalltbingscomprle p. t r,g a in st clues betel. 1.1.13NRY ACKERT% 11)Eb.1Sn.-11. Proprietor. DR W. W. SMITII, D ,1714, Rooms at his dwelling, nest door north of Dr. Ild'Aey', on Old Foundry street, where he would he liel,py to see all those In want of Dental 14 orb. Ile t•tifidtat that he OM please all, barb In quality of erk and to price. Office hours from 9 e. K. to 4 p. m. M.,,,Lnwe. Feb. 11, IS74—tf EDGAR A. TERRELL 01,E1.1.011•T LAW, No. VD Broadway. New York City. Nltends to all kinds of , and con- C ntlees In all the Courts of botht the State and the I ~:tre States. b .1.1a14-'y E. P. EINES, M. D. l.mchuite of the eniversity of Michigan, Ann Arbor. iv:, and also of Jefferson Medical Coll ^c of Phila. ler:4 4 boo returned to Frit:oderMee, where he ‘ll attend to all calls In his prohweion as areal.- 11,idente to Jessie llosford's house. (nice the same iwretolure. Friendeville, I'e., April 29111.. IY•L--Gm. BURNS d• -DU to Drug., Medicine., Chemtealr. Dye- PLLlnte,Oils, Varnish. Liguori', Spleee.Faricy cue. Patent Medicines, Perfumeryand Toilet:Ur ;ff-Preteriptions carorally compounded:— 1 . -rid; Block, Moutrose,P l . t • Ch. 1. 163 I. 4.. 1, + , r .1 troo ringtirlivo Mi-scloimit4aw::a OFFICE. CHEAP. - : - A,'. , fila , '' ',i'• A ff 0 N , TWO DOLLARS PER YEAR IN ADVANCE. VOLUME 31. -0-. There are sighs unhenvedi, there are tears an wept, 1 There are dates unstrung, there arc harps an sweet; There are griefs unknown, there are thoughts untold, There are hearts beat warm, when they seem but Bold ; There are loves unlost when they seem so dead; There are wounds unseen, but have often bled, For the soul feels most, when in silence deep, It lives unheard as the winds in their sleep. There are sorrows very dark that o'ereloud our way And that shade the heart in our lile's glad day ; There are joys unfelt, there are hopes unfcd, There are pledges hushed, there are vows un- said, There are flowers dead among the blooming leaves ; There are treasures lost among the golden sheaves ; There are memories sweet, and we love them well, But the eye grows dim In their current swell. There aro IH•icndahips gone, Like the dew of morn, There arc smiles now turned to tho coldest scorn There are dreams we loved,in the days gone by When the sun was warm, and so bright our sky, That are past like spray, on the ocean's breast, When the corm has ceased, and her waters rest, .Lad the heart grows sad, that Its loves have fled, - That its hopes are gone, and its garlancla - dead. There are scenes we knew that are faded now, There are gathered wreaths a and shaded brow There are songs unsung, that we loved to hear. When the heart was fresh, and tts pleasures near; There are footsteps hid in the sands of time, There arc voices stilled in this earthly clime, But the echoes come from the boundless shore That lies beyond in the vast evermore. There are prayers we breath for the ones we love, While we linger here trom our home above. Yet we smile to think that our griefs will cease And our hearts rejoice in an endless peace. Far away above the ethereal blue, Where each soul is glad, and each heart is true; We will live in love, and her radiant beam M=M=l Will inspire the soul with a heavenly dream THE STORY TELLER A RAILROAD SIIAIIII --o Whoever has traveled mach or little by railroad knows how the faces of his fel low travelers interest him, how in the ab sence of anything else to occupy his mind, he will study them, trying to imagine the history and character of its owner. Such was the ca, , e of Chalky Iteymart, while on his way to Chicago from New York. In the next seat in front of his,sat a girl whose beauty would have attracted his attention nuywbere ; but here be studied her youthful, perfect features, her dark luminous eyes, her golden-brown hair, and her perfect round neck and shoul deis until she seemed perfection to his enraptured vision. Drinking in visually of all these things, h fell into a kind of day dream, of which the fair creature was the heroine, and matrimony the cli max. Suddenly he was aroused from his rev erie by a screech of the locomotive whis tle, a terrible crash, and a sensation of being violently forward into the debris of the smashed car. As soon as he had re covered from his first shock he realized his position. A violent collision had piled the train in a confused mass, and he was buried beneath it. It was dark, and as he felt about with his hands he found that he was, although uninjured and able to move a little, completely wedged in by the wreck of a car. His hand.in grop ing, came in contact with another hand, and as it grasped his in its trembling, scared grasp, he knew it to be the soft, small hand of a woman. It clung to his tenaciously, as if its owner felt safe in the contact. MEl=O "Are you hurt," asked li, , ?ymart. "No, I think not. At least. I. feel no pain." The voice was low and sweet, although its tone attested - its agony of (right, "Can you move your body freely?" ques tioned Reymart. "Yes," she replied ; "but I have no space to move it much. Do you think we'll get out alive ?" "Almost certainly so," he said, with an assurance of unconcern he scarcely felt. "It may require some little time to re mote the wreck, but I think we have lit tle danger to fear, having escaped the first sbock of the collision. Have you any companions on the train ?" "No, I am alone." The thought that she was the beauti• ful girl who occupied the seat in front of him made his heart bound, insomuch as the soft hand that clasped his had been joined by its mate, and both clung with a nervous pressure that made hie blood tingle, even amidst the surroundings. Already the sound of vigorously applied axes began to mingle with the groans of the less fortunate passengers, and Wy man knew that the wreck was being re moved as rapidly as prssible. Yet it seemed ages before they drew near his vicinity. He shouted to them, and they worked slowly in his direction. After a while a ray of light streamed in, and fell upon the face of his companion. His conjecture was correct—he saw the ad mired features of the beautiful passen ger. A few moments later and they were both lifted out uninjured, save by a few unimportant scratches and bruises, Reymart led his fair companion to a station, which was but a few rods distant from the scene of the aceident,and found her as comfortable a seat as possible. The other rooms were filled with wounded and a train was momentarily expected to convey them to the next city, which was Buffalo, Very soon it came. "I presume we had better take this train, said Reymart. "If you think best," sbe replied. He was flattered, by her def-rence to his judgement, and politely escorted her to a seat in the train. suppose it would be useless to at tempt to learn the safety of your baggage," he said, when they were seated. "I had none," she said ; "my journey was not a very long one. I live in Cleave land, and have been on, a day's visit to some relatives." "Arid* baggage," he added laugh• Altos liscuois POE TRY. NAMELESS. MONTROSE, PA., WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19, 1874 ing, "is not bulky. though tolerably val uable. I carry it all in my breast pocket, and it consists of several thousand dol lars in bills,which I was taking to Chica go." Tbe ride to Buffalo was not long, and the strangely introduced couple talked together glibly. Before they reached the next city Rey mart had been informed by his fair com panion that her name was Lydia Maple son, and that her father was a clergyman in Cleveland. In conversation her deli cate beauty was lighted up with the radi• ance of intelligence,and lie was entranced under the spell of her presence—by the casual touch of her hand—by the pure warm breath that fell upon his cheek. "‘Good-tifght," said Reymart, as he pressed the girl's hand, as they parted in the hotel parlor ; "it is now ten o'clock and we are to take an early train in the morning, I hope to see you fully recover. ed from the effects of the excitement of the accident when we meet at breakfast." "Good night," she replied, "and many thanks for your kindness." Reymart went to bed and tried to sleep ; but for a long t ma was unsuccus ful. His mind was full of Miss Hapleeom and when he did fall asleep it was only to dream of her. And how was it with Miss Mapleson ? She went to her room and without un dressing, laid down on the bed. She was soon asleep and soundly so, to all appear- ances, until daylight. Then she awoke with a start, rubbing her eyes, sat up in bed and looked at her watch. Jnst then there was a rap at the door, and a waiter informed her that passen gers for the early western train must get up for breakfast. Miss Mapleson arose, smoothed out her traveling dress, washed her face and hands, dressed her hair, and looked lovlier than ever with the flush of early rising. She met Reytnart at the dining-room door and they took their seats at the ta ble. "And have you quite recovered ?"asked ReyniarL "Indeed, I am alriud not," she replied with a faint smile. •'I am really ill this morning, and fear you will have to leave me here another day." "Leave von !" he said warmly, "you have no friends here ?" "No, but donbtless I shall got kind attention here at the hotel, and I may be able to go home to-morrow. I can tele graph to my father, too, and he can come here for me." "A day Dr two will make no difference with me;' he said, "and if you will al low me, I will remain." She was silent, and he was afraid he had presumed too far. "ily motives are honest," pleaded the poor fellow. "I wish only to be of err vice to you." "I believe you," ahe answered,"and on ly feared that your politeness had led you to offer too much,l shall be very grateful, and my father, too, will scarcely know how to thank you.' She could eat nothing; her head ached she said, and was dizzy. Reymart aided ner to her room,and she laid down on the bed again. "Oh, it's nothing serious`" she said sweetly in answer to his apprehensive look ; "and excitement has thrown me into just such attacks and they never last long." "Shall I get a doctor ?" "0, No ; I never could take medicine —it's too nasty—and I get well quick without it." "Shall I *telegraph to your father ?" "If you please.' She wrote a message herself on a page from Reymart's memorandum book, and he went out to send it. Wheu.be had gone she rang the bell, and a boy answered the summons. "Take this to a druggists'she said writ ing an order in the form of a physician's prescription, "bring back what it calls for." After the lapse of a few minutes the boy returned and handed her a small vial. Soon after Reymart, too, returned. "I have sent' tho message, and now I suppose I can serve you the best by going away, and letting you sleep ; but you can send for me if you want anything during the (lay." "No, don't go," she said gently detain lug him. "I couldn't sleep, and I should be frightfully lonesome if left clone. Stay and talk to me, please." The task was by no means an irkslme one to the infatuated young man. The forenoon passed before he scarcely knew it, so agreeable was his enslaver's society, su piquent her conversation, so pure, childish, and graceful her manner. At noon at hie urging, she ate a slight meal of toast and tea, and announced that she felt much better. Ile proposed a ride, and urged that the air would im prove her and so she consented. "I'll go to a livery stable and select the best available beast," he said jocosely,"but don't expect too much " When he had gone she arose, brushed ber hair, which she had allowed to flow over the pillow, and put on her cloak and hat. Reyritart found her ready when be re turned. and with natural pride he helped his attractive charge into the carriage. The day was bright and warm, and the way which they took—a shaded road that led into the country—most picturesque. With his companion lightly touching his side, with her voice thrilling him, with her eyes looking shyly into his, is it nec essary to state that Reymart enjoyed the ride ? They talked of the fields and the farm houses which they passed, of them selves, of their likes and dislikes—while the horse flew by almost unnoticed. Twilight settled down about them, and under its cover Reymart drew the girl to his 'breast, and told the impassionate words his sudden but overflowing love for her. . . "I know that it is precipitate,"he plead ed. "and perhaps foolishly rash, but I must speak now or risk loosing you for ever. We might never meet again. and I should carry through life the words which I had neglected to speak." . Miss Mapleson allowed him to hold her in hie arms. while her fair bead dropped on his breast, while her hand went to her Devoted to the Interests of our Town and County, pocket and produced the vial for which she had sent the boy in the morning. Deftly and unperceived by her cogipan• ion, she poured the cuntents upon her handkerchief. It was chloroform. With the saturated handkerchief in her hand, she gently folded her arms around Reymart's neck, bringing the chloroform close to his mouth and aos trils. So blinded was he by his passion, so enraptured by her embrace, that he did not realize the presence of the pungent odor of the drug, until it had partially stupified him. Then bewildered by the strange torpor that was stealing over him he strove feebly to push the handkerchief from his face. But she held it closer now, throwing herself on him. and pressing it to his mouth and nose. ECe lost conscious• ness, and his head tell back listlessly. The Miss Mapleson showed no signs of sickness or indecision. The load was dark and deserted, but she knew that the work must be done qnickly. Her soft, white hand went rapidly to his pockets, abstracted his money—the thousands he had unsuspectedly told her of—and a fine gold watch. Then she pulled his body to the side of the carriage, and tumbled it out in the road. The horse had been walking slowly during all this ; bnt now she seized the reins, applied the whip,aod went spinning towards the city. Arriving at a qufiet street, she got out, leaving the horse and vehicle standing, and walked quickly away. An hour later she took a train to New York. That dose of chloroform cost Charley Reymart deeply, but it effectually cured him, of romance. He managed by a hard struggle, to replace the stolen money,and never breathed of his adventure to a liv ing soul. Two years later, chance led him into a criminal court in New York city. A young and beautiful woman had just been convicted of shop-lifting, and sentenced to a long term of imprison ment to the penitentiary. It was Miss Mapleson, now, Dora Mathews. "And was it lwr real nume ?" asked Reyn.art of an old detective, who sat at her side ••Why, bless you," was the reply, "she's got a dozen names. and nobody knows which is the real one." "Is she an old offender ?" "Rather." "What is her particular line ?'' "Anything and every-thine. I've known her for ten years, and a quarter of that time she's been in prison. She's the smartest confidence woman that ever breathed." "She could swindle anybody, and her beauty is her strong point," replied Char ley Reymart. "Woman Knows one ➢fore Point Than the Dowil." A SHORT AND GOOD STORY ——o— If you want to know how the natural bridge was built across the Meynach river in Wales, this is the true story : Once upon a time an old woman had a cow that fed on the Crom Toider mountain, and came home. night and morning to be milked. One evening she did not come, and the ohl lady, much troubled, went out to fetch her. When she came to where the Meynach flows between two high rocks, she saw the cow on the other side. Then she set up a loud lamentatton,for she saw the cow cfld not, orne to her, and she could not oto the cow ; for the river could not b crossed, and it was a day's journey to go round. In this strait the devil appeared. ,'So ! so! you've lost your cow, old lady, have you .. ? Never mind, I'll build ydu a bridge and on shall go fetch her." “lhankee kindly, sir," and he cast a look out of the corner of his eye. "Bat the cow is worth something—l must have toll ..keep that dog quiet, can't von ?" for the old woman had a cur dog that kept on growling and grumbling. "Harkee, old lady—lf I build you the bridge, I'll have the first that crosses it. Is it the bargin ?" She was sorely troubled. If she went over for the cow, she knew that she had sold herself to the devil ; and if the cow came to her, she lost the cow. "Bridge or no bridge ?" said the devil "Build the bridge, sir, if you please." "Ay, ay," said the 'devil. "It's very easy to say build the bridge, but do you agree to the toll ?" "Yes, sure, sir," replied the woman. With that the devil put both forefin gers to his mouth, and gave a shrill whis tle; and there was the bridge sure enough and the devil sitting on the middle of it, smiling away like a clock-work, rocking himself to and fro, and switching his tail with great satisfaction. The old ' woman shook like an aspen leaf, but she took a crust of bread from her pocket, and showing it to the dog, threw it over the bridge and passed the devil where he sat in the "Whip that dog I" saii the devil ; for he was cut to the quick at being outwit ted by the old woman ; but he did not want the (lag, and be did not try to stop him, and the bridge was crossed and the spell broken. He was mortified and an gry, but being a gentleman, he rose and doffed his cap to the old lady—for the keen respect the keen—and having done so he hung his tail, much humbled and walked away. And the old chronicle who records this fact comments thus on the incident : "It must be acknowledged that Satan be haved honorbly and kept his word— which is more than men always do. • Anecdote of Thad Stevens. _co— Pierre M. B. Yonng,now the Represen tative in Congress from Georgia, was a confederate general and a graduate of West Point. He came to NVashinctoo soon after the war, seeking to have his disabilities removed. He is a fine, manly fellow, and seems to have accepted the war in good faith. He. went to Thad. Stevens, who was Chairman of the Elec tion Committee, and Thad. began'to play with him,as he sometimes did with those whom he intended to make his victims. He said : "Yon are a graduate of West Point I believe ?" "Yes sir." "Educated at the expense of the Uni ted States, I believe, which you swore faithfully to defend ?" "Yes sir." "You went intp service for the infernal rebellion ?" "Yes sir." "Yon were a brigade commander in the raid on Pennsylvania, which destroy ed the property of so many of my con stituents ?" "Yes sir." "It was a squad of men under your direct charge and under your personal command that burned my rolling mill down ?" "Yes air." Young thought ho was gone, but, see ing that the old veteran had come into possession of the last fact, which Young did not dream he knew, it was impossi ble to deny the truth of his question. Thad. roared out : „Well, I like your d—impertinence. I will see that your disabilities are re moved. Good morning.” The next day the bill passed the House. Obituary of an Editor. --o Ye editor sat in his rickety chair, as worried as worried could be, for ye devil was grinning before him there,and 'copy' ye devil said he. Oh, ye editor grabbed his big quill-pen, and it spluttered ye ink so free, that his manuscript looked like a war map when— " Take this," to ye devil spake he. Ho scribbled and scratched through ye live-long day, no rest nor refuge had he ; for ye devil kept constantly coming that way,and bowling for more "cop-eel" Day after day he scissored and wrote, a•slaying the whole countree ; while ye devil kept piping his single note. "A little more cop-ee I" And when ye boys in ye newsroom heard ye noise of ye fray, ye sound of ye blow and blasephemous word, He's rais ing ye devil ! says they. And oft when a man with a grievance came in, ye editor man to see, he'd turn hie back with a word of sin—"GO talk to the devil," says he. And ever oft, when a proof of his works ye proprietor wanted - to see, "Ye proof shall be shown by my personal clerk ; you mast go to the devil," says he. And thus he was destined, through his life, by tnis spirit tormented to be; in hunger and poverty, sorrow and strife, always close to ye devil h as he. Ye editor died . . . Bid ye Devil lived on ! And ye force of life's habit we see; for the Editor's breath no sooner was gone, than straight to ye Devil was he. Justice Mater's Game Cock. ——o— Justice Miller of New Castle, tells the following story about himself : My wife had half a dozen Leghorn hens and roosters which she thobght ev erything of. She had all the modern im provements put on her henhouse, and took particular pains to see that her fowls enjoyed all the luxuries that well regulated and orderly hens could enjoy. One day a friend of mine from Groton Falls gave me a game cock. Of course I had to keep him in a coop to prevent him from exterminating the Leghorn rooster. My wife disliked game fowls. sad I had to feed it myself. One morning the rooster got out. He went straight for the masculine. Leghorn. I pursued him and seemingly' made deepirate efforts to catch him. But I took good care not to catch him until he had half a dozen en chanting battles with the Leghorn. When I thought that leghorn had about all he could stand, I cooped up my chick en. Mrs. Miller was very excited, and I was very sorry about the accident. The next night I went out to find my-rooster, but he was not in the coop. I searched the yard,but could not find him. I went into the kitchen and made inquiries of my wife. "He got out this morning," said Mrs. Miller. "How did ho get out," said L "I let him out,'! said she. "Where did he go ?" said I. "Into the pot," said she, pointing to he steaming vessel on the stove. 1 haven't had a game fowl since. sharp Shooting. —o— Father what does a printer live on ? Live on ? the same as other folks do of course. Why do you ask Johnny ? Because you said you hadn't paid any for your paper, and the printer still sends it to you. Wife spank that boy. I shan't do it. Why not ? Because there is no reason to. ' No reason ? Yes there; is, spank him I tell you and pat him to bed. I shan't do any such thing. What in the world do you want him spanked for? He is too smart. Well that comes of marrying me. What do you mean ? I mean just this, that Life boy is smart er than his father, and you can't deny it, He knows that a man printer, or no printer, cannot live on nothing; and I should think yon would be ashamed of yourself nut to know as much. A verdant at a Troy hotel left his young wife in his room Sunday evening and went down to ask the clerk what time he lighted up. "Well," saiCl the ac commodating clerk, with a smile, "we usually tight up at nine o'clock, but to accommodate you, I'll light up immedi ately." He then sent a bell boy to the room of the verdant to light the gas.— The young man was profuse in his thanks and wouldn't go back to his wife until the clerk had accepted a cigar. An old clergyman spying a boy creep ing through a fence exclaimed : "What! crawling through a fence 1 Pigs do that." "Yea," retorted the boy, "and old hogs go along the street." It a Miss is as good as a milo,how good is a Mrs.? If she is a widow, she will be good fora league under any circumstances. FIFTY CTS. EXTRA IF NOT IN ADVANCE. MISCELLANEOUS READING. 1112TES CHOICE. A wealthy old farmer was Absalom Lee, He had but one daughter, the mischlevous•Hit ty, So lair and so good, and so gentle was she, That lovers came wooing from country and A city, The first and the boldest to ask for her hand - Was a trimlyAressed dandy, who worshiped her tin ; - • She replied, with a smile he could well under stand : "That she married no ape for the sake of his skin I" The next was a merchant from business retir ed, Rich, - gouty, and gruff—a presuming old sin ner ; Young Kitty's fair form and sweet face he ad mired, And thought to himself, "I can easily wm her." So he showed her his palace and made her a bluff bow, And said she might live them; but wickedly then Kitty told him she'd long ago made a rash vow "Not to marry a bear for the sake of his den f" A miser came next, he woe fearless and bold In claiming his right to Kitty's affection ; Ho said she'd not want for a home while his gold _ . Could pay for a cabin to give her protection. Half vexed at his boldness, but calm in a trice, She courtesied, and thanked him, and blushing ly then Demurely repeated her sage aunt's advice, "Not to marry a hog for the sake of his pen 1" The next was a farmer, young, bishibl, and shy He feared the bold wooers who came from the city, But the blush on his cheek, and the light in his erSoon kin ad a flame in the bosom of Bitty. "My life will be one of hard labor," he said, "Bat, darling, come share It with me, if you can.' "I suppose," she replied, gaily tossing her head "I must marry the farm for the sake of the man.' NEW YORK RAG PICKERS. The looms above ground in Bone alley where the rag pickers of New York ex ist, are used only for the ordinary purpos• es of living. Business, which begins in the street is here resumed only in the cel lar, whence it is transferred to the roof, and is finished around the corner. Un der the building are a dozen or more small vaults, extending beneath the pave men t,and lighted only by the narrow grat ings above them. The air in then vaults is impure to the last degree, and is damp and chilling. There is neither floor nor tiles in them, and their clay bottoms are slimy and covered with mould. Here, crouched upon their knees, the old and young are busy from seven o'clock it the morning till noonday in assorting the contents of their sacks, which have been emptied upon the earth. These consist of cotton and woolen rags, paper, bones, fat, crusts of bread, old bottles and occa sional scraps of leather and metals. They are separated and placed in little piles.— All this work is completed by twelve o'clock, at which hour the bone dealer arrives in the alley to make his daily pur chases. Bones are brisk at present at sixty cents per barreL The little heaps of cotton and woolen rags are scraped together and transported to the roof of the building, where they are suspended upon lines. They are usual ly quite wet, and the object in hanging them up is to get rid of the foreign mat ter that clings to them and which wind and rain will remove. They are not suf fered to remain long exposed, as to much heat would dry them and reduce their weight to an unprofitable figure. On Fri day or Saturday afternoons theyare gath ered in separate bales and bundles and carried to the ragdealers in the neighbor hood or to a large warehouse in Third street. near Lewis. The prices vary from time to time, but are usually at the rate of about two and one-fourth cents -per pound for woolen. At this rate the men women and children engaged earn an av erage of about eight dollars a week. - Fat is sold to the soapmakers, the usu al price being about two cents a pound. Bread crusts are eagerly purchased by Long Island countrymen, who come alter them with market wagons atutcarry them away as food for hogs, for which purpose they have a value of 82.50 per hundred weight. Empty bottles of every description make up no small share of a rag picker's daily collection, both in volume and weight. They are carefully packed among the rags to prevent breakage,and are sold, at seven to eight cents per dozen. The bottle merchant resides opposite Bone al ley, and his place of business is a curiosi ty. He receives miscellaneous collections and assorts them after purchase. There you will find wine bottles which have contained the choicest importations, with the remnants of their labels carefully preserved ; ink bottles, glue bottles, mu cilage bottles and babies nursing bottles; blue bottles and green bottles; the small est of crystal vials and the largest and most . uncouth of all kinds of German Seltzer jugs ; patent medicine bottles, with the most astounding names of mi raculous liquids cast on the eider. These make up the contents of the shop. Bro ken glass is bought here at half anent per pound. Many of the rags that find their way into the garbage barrels . and the gutters are pregnant with contagion. Heedless or thoughtless people have, instead of destroying them by fire, thrOwti them in to the street. They are not cleansed by the water with which they become satu rated, nor does the filth which attaches to them destroy infection. In fact, the street produces precisely the condition' required for the earliest possible germi nation of whatever seeds of disease and death may be concealed in them. &leo ted from the grease,bones and glass, jum bled together in the sack of the rag pick er, they are removed from the vaults of the cellars to the roofs, for the purpose of drying, and the air which fans them feeds the lungs alike of the poor and the rich—of the factory girl and the million aire's daughter. . . Often, in the adjoining tenements, some poor wretch lying longs for a breath of fresh air in his close and overheated room, zed prays that the win dows may be opened to admit the breeze he watches curling tho 'smoke irout the THE MONTROSE DEMOCRAT Conti'lns el the Localandaenezal Nowt, Poetry.tito• dos, Ante /lota, Miocollioneons lieading,Corrcepond• onto, sad a relloble class of antertisements. . Ons square, 0( of an Inch spacejawetts, or leis. $l. 1 montb,6l• months. 6.2.50 ; 6 months. $4.60. 1 year, $6.50, -A Liberal discount on advertisements or a meter length. Business Locals, 10 cu. • Ilne for Inscrtton, and 5 els. a line each subsequent twat ton Martiages and deaths, lees; obltumles,lo cts. a llne, NUMBER 33. chimneys and rustling the clothes drying on an adjacent roof. The casement is opened, only to admit the poisonous breath of the wind that hasrioted with the deadly rage and comes to the lips of the sufferer only to cool them forever.-- Surrounded by malaria arising from fil thy gutters, panting under a. heat that is simply an incandescent stench, breathing an aerial poison, they gradually lose their hold on life, and sink away from its noise and fever into the quiet and chill of the grave. This is the beautiful heritage of the well born man and the gentle woman.— They may be poor or rich to day they may be living a life of leisure or toiling for their bread—all the same they carry with them the grace, the e.are,the gentle ness, the consideration, the knowledge which we call intuition or instinct,which cornea from generations of culture and a thousand qualities of mind and heart which win social recognition and bring happiness to- the possessor. The accumulation of more money as an inheritance for children is often worse than nothing in their hands ; it deprives them of all incentive to personal effort and infrequently proves the means by which they ride fast to destruction. Mon ey is. worse than nothing if the lives of the past and associations of the present have not taught us how to put it to its noblest uses. . But the order, the training, the experi ence of a life are invaluable. They form with education, a key that unlocks the recesses of the world,and becomes a.pow er that no loss in stocks or bonds or houses or lands can deprive the unfurtu natepossessor of. They make him the equal p ot the'best, and, therefore at ease with all men. Deprived of leisure and of resources which we would know how to appreciate, he still finds within him self more than others find outside of themselves. Outwardly, his life is isola ted; inwardly, he holds communion with all that is best and finest in art and so ciety and literature. His gracious and kindly manners,which he retains in spite of poverty or wealth, shows that he con sorts only with the noblest, whether his dwelling here be a hut or a palace, How graphically the varied aspects of the leaf picture the various seasons of man's life I The tenderness of its bud ding and blooming in spring, when that rich golden green glints of it that comes only once a year, represents' the bright beauty and innocence of youth,whenevei sunrise brings its fresh glad, hopes, and every-night its holy, trustful aim. The dark greenness and lush vigor of the 'summer season portray the strength and self-reliance of manhood ; while its fad ing hues on the trees, and its rustling heaps on the grotind,typify the decay and feebleness of old age, and that strange, mysterious passing away which is the doom of every mortaL The autumn leaf is gorgeous in color, but it lacks the bal my scent and dewy freshness of hopeful spring ; and life is rich and bright in its menden splendor ; deep are the hues of maturity, and noble is the beauty-idf suc cess ; but who would not give it all for the tender sweetness and promise of life's morning hours? Manners are simple in Iceland. There is really no distinction of ranks. Nobody is rich, and hardly anybody abjectly poor everybody has to work for himself, and works with his own hands. There is no title of respect save Herra. to the Bishop, and Sim to a priest; 'nit even such a tit le as Mr. or Mrs., or Esquire. If you go to call for a lady you tap at the door and ask if Ingibjorg or Valgerdr is in ; or,-If you wish to give her her full name, jorg Tharvaldsdottir, or Eiriksdottir, or Bjarnardottir (as the case may be) for there is no title of politeness to apply.— Her name, morever, is her own name,ini- - changed from birth to death; for as there are no surnames or family names among the Icelanders, bat only Christian names there is no reason for a wife assuming her husband's niune,and she isThorvalds dottir after her marriage, with Gud-,. mundr just as before, while her children, are Gudmundsson and , Gudmandsdotti. • A bill hat' been passed by the Californ ia Legislatuse, making it a misdemeanor to invite any person to take a drink at a public bar. This is a more in the right direction,and it is a rule in .Europe,with out a law to compel its observance. In other civilized nations a man will take his drink when he wants it, and let his neighbor do the same. In Germany you would as often be asked to take a hat or a pound of butter as a- drink. In these countries, therefore it is possible for a man to go into,a public bar room anti take one drink and go about his birsiness In America the chances are that he meets one, two or three irionds,and when each treats, every man has more than ho wanted, and many a man goes away toxicated - who would have left the place sober, if he had been allowed to tend to his own personal irrigation, without the interference of this silly custom. To abolish"treating"ia a movement in Casey of temperance. ' Wordawoth was a single-minded man; with less imagination than Coleridge, but with a more harmonious udgment, and ' better balanced principles. Coleridge, - conscious of his transcendent powers, ri oted in a license of tongue which na man could tame. Wordsworth, thofigh he could discourse most excellent music, was never unwilling to sit still in Cole ridge's presence, yet could bo as happy in prattling with a child as communing with mange. If Wordsworth condescend ed to converse with me be spoke to me as if I wero his equal in mind and made mo pleased and proud in consegiience.--0 If Coleridge held me. by tho .button, tot tho lack of fitter audience, he bad a tal ent for making me feel his wisdom and my own stupidity, so that I was misera ble and humiliated by the Bonne of it. Is Prawn= EMI' WC1,1117.011r M0713/10 AdverUstni Hates: TEE GENTLE LIFE. TILT LIFE OF NAN. IN ICELAND.