HUMOROUS.
The Watch Trade
—, , —o—
:Old Davis; of Ossipea—the,well known
shingle and clapboard autocrat of thirty
yeas ago—had a dognamed Watch. The
dog had become old and a unisan6f.
Davis had 'threatened often to kill the
bruit, and had as often relented. One
day Sim the Concord peddler,
drove up to Davis' store, bat Davis did
not woos to buy anything.
"Can't I sell you a clock P I've got 'em
es cheap as dirt, and real good ones.„
"I haven't got the mosey."
Drat the money! 111 take a fair ex
change of anything."
Davis scratched his head, whereat
, Brown continued;
"Come, well have a trade somehow.—
You've got to have one of my clocks.
What have yon got to exchange for it?"
"ice got nothing hut a watch."!
"Eh !—a watch ?" cried the peddler
brightening up. What kind of a watch ?"
"Tain't, of course, a very good one, or
I wouldn't want to trade it off."
"What kind of cases ?"
"I can't say much for the cases,
butt.huinsides are in good order, and it
mule tMI. It !et you know when eatiC
times comes, sartin, ;
coo trade!"
-1 . 1 I give my watch for one or your
clocks, anti call it a bargin without any
ifs or ands."
"Done I" said Brown. and he selected a
steeple-topped Connecticut clock. and
brought it into the store. Now where 'a
your watch ?"
Davis went to the door. and whistled
and called—" Watch ! Watch ! here old
fellow, yon'r wanted 1"
The wretched old dog came in with a
bound.
"There's tho watch, Brown. You'll
find his 'Wards perfect. and he can run
like Sancho and alien it comes meal time
if he bon'i let you know it , ram mistak
en in him."
The peddler gaped and staggered, and
he said somet hint; not quite proper to ears
polite • put he d not back down. He on
ly said mas he hitched the dog to the axle
tree of his wagon. and prepared to drive
off: "Somebody'll pay me for the clock
before night."
Anil I opine that there are hundreds of
people to-day in that section of New
Hampshire who have a firm belief that
the: helped to pay old Brown fur the clock
An Apology.
--o
The editor of a Western paper once
gave a notice of a ball, and happened in
cidentally to mention that the dancing of
Major Heeler's better half was like "the
caverting of a fly-bitten cow in a Mil of
cucumbers." The fact that the editor had
• not been invited to the hall may soinwhat
detract from the value of the smile,
while at the game time it accounts fonis
eitablishlng the figure. The Major, ac
companied by his better half and. a six
shooter, called on the editor to complain
of the poetical nature of theimage. On
learning that the lady was the one he
had desrcribed, the editor besought her to
raise her veil. She did go, adding. "Now,
sir, I expect you to apologize." "Apolo
gize !I should rather think 1 would," was
the answer, as he seized his hat and left
the room. The astonished Major rushed
to the window, "Stop, yon air, you havn't
apologized :" "All right, I'm going to
do it in a minute ?" "What do you
mean r shouted the Major accentuating
the note of interrogation with a pistol
bullet. The answer was wafted back from
round the next corner—" Can't you see
that I'm looking for that cow !"
What Imagination %VIII Do.
_o_
Oneof our Meriden Bank Presidents was
taking his seat at his residence after har
ing been on a voyage of discovery to his
tennery, he suddenly arose from the
their with the exclamation. "Oh t I have
sat on an egg. Mrs. B--,come (pick and
fix it for me,"slowly walking towards the
door to his room the while, and walking,
very steadily, his sholders drawn up and
scarcely any motion visible except his
legs walking slowly along till he got the
door partly open he suddenly stopped and
said, "Oh ! I left it in my overcoat."
Tn Cooperstown they tell a story of aci
English joker who once visited Fenimore
Cooper. Cooper was then the most con-
spicious man in the town. One day.
while Mr. Cooper was dining with the
Englishman, he poured out some native
wine—wine from grapes raised in his own
garden. 'raking up a glass and luok'ng
through it with pride, Cooper remarked,
"Now Mr. Stebbins, 1 call this good hon
est wine." "Yes, Mr. Cooper, I agree
with you, it is honest wine—'poor but
honest.' " Mr, Cooper went on telling
his "Nun" stories.
North Adams has a tailor long known
or his keen, pungent wit. Not long since
a well-known clergyman called at his
shop with a pair of pantaloons,and asked
if they could be repaired. The knight
of the shears unrolled them, held them
• up in a most artistic manner, carefully
examined them and replied, "Yes, yes ;
the knees are the best part of them."
The reverend gentleman saw the joke
smiled blandly and gracefully bowed
himself out.
The man who answered an advertise
'tent to the following effect says his cu.
riosity is satisfied : "If you wonld learn
how to make home happy, send a postage
stamp and twenty-five cents to P. 0. Box,
No.—Cineinnati.' He did send the nec
essary cash, and sobu received the ans
wer "Tf you are as big a fool as we think
you must be for giving us your mohey,
yen can make home happy by leaving it
and going west by yourself."
"May it please your honor." said a law•
yer, addressing, one of the city judges,
" I brought the prisoner from the jail on
a habeas corpus." said a fellow
ih an undatoue. who stood in the rtar of
the court. these lawyers will say any
thing. I saw the man get out of a hack
at the court-room-door."
O Tint and talk - a little common
tenser' exclaimed a sarcastic young lady
JO a suitor.• "Oh! but that would be
ladling au unfair advantage of you It'wae
the read.y reply.
The following question is respectfully
addressed to the.clergy :whether a person
who sits in the gallerrof the church is
responsible for deeds done in the body
. .
"Let'a - go and:iiitinte," is the la'ay the
ittittliatnett in Washington rut their eln•
if ntior,e rev.
Ruseeilaneons.
P
AINTS AND OILS.
♦FL STOCK al'
B. B. LYONS & Co.'s.
Ileutnis, its, 1871,4-
ARPETS.
CARPETS AT RI CMS AND UPWARDS
—Leas than N. Y. Prices—
My 14,':d. For Sale by U. IS. LYONS &-00.
SUGAR, TEA, COFFEE,
em:m
arrooeriets
At Low Figures at
B. R. LYO'SS a CO.'S
WALL IND WINDOW PAPERS
A Large Stock,
And Nes; Patterns Received Every
Week Direct From the
Manuthetoey.
B. R. LYONS & CO.
S pool "ria.rea,cl.
=ME
and John Clark . ' Spool Thread
White Mark. and Colored—from No. S to.'No. 130, a
cents per dozen. For rah, by
B. B. LYONS & CO.
Montrose, May It. 1873.—tf
foal Estate fbr Sale.
6).. The Subscriber off , :re for sale the
following Real Estate, to wit:
Tfl FARM
known as "Robert Moors Farm," situate In Orldgewa•
ter township. Susquehanna Co., Pa- about two miles
cast of Montrose lloroagh, containing 130 acres of ex
cellent grass and grain land, shout 25 acres of Limber,
a good farm houso and outbuildings, a 400 orchard o f
choice fruit. well watered. and adapted for dairying
wputpases. Stock. dairy fixtures. and farming ntetwilr,
will he sold with the Farm If desired. nulesa prosiotui
ly disposed of.
ALSO, A uors AND LOT
mutate. in the Borough of Now 'Milford, Sneonehan
County, Pa_, pleasantly located on the )lain ,tree[, n •
the orntre of the town. Lot 64:i feet trout, a good co
venient two-story dwelling, a good sized garden ono
and it convenient we.l of good water.
ALSO A FARR OF FIFTY ACRES
one fourth of a mile from the borough of New llllford.
25aern• improved. and the ba , ance vcll timbered.prlnci
poll with chertnot and hemlock. ' A good 80040 feel
barn, and a thrifty young orchard.
ALSO TILE ROTEL PROPERTY
known as the CHAMBERLIN HOTEL. In Gibson Hot
warquehenna Co.. Pa.. containing 90 acres of land.
mostly improved. wPh Hotel. Wagon Bards end out
building, ' Convenient eliber as a hot aI or lot farming
and dairy purpoece.
- - •
ALSO A DISTILLERY
for the mannfacl n°eruptedre of Cide^ Brandy, In good running
order, Intety Va deceneed. end about
69 pert's. of laud adjacent to the il.
oforeeold lintel prop
erty.
Torras
made espy to snit the purrhsper. upon goon security.—
For ttsrttculars inquire of E. B. Hawley, Dratocns,
flee:Montrose. Pa, or of the subscriber on the itottsri
Moore Perm, Bridgewater, Pa.
JOHN GAVITI.
April 30. 1873.-U.
pROCLIMATION I
az.t.T: Tr. ! TS
AU ye good people having anything to : do be•
fore the honorable Judges of what is good to
eat and drink come forth and give your attend
ance, and your wants shall be supplied; and all
men and women who are summoned as Juror,
to try the good qualities of our goods please an
swer to your names at first call and says your
fines. And know ye all that
A. Y. BULLARD
is constantly receiving large additions to his
stock of Choice Groceries and Provision, such as
Wheat and Buckwheat, Flour; Corn and Oat
Meat, crushed Wheat and Graham Flondlams.
lard, and fish, dried fruit. and berries,fresh fruits
and vegetables of all kinds. (in their season,)
sugars, (inniiled also molasses and syrup, teas
and coffee, of the very best qualities, spices,
soaps, salt, crackers, and cheese, raisins, figs,
gcletine candles. candies and nuts, books and
stationery, yankee notions, tobacco and (tali.
canoed goods, a rely large stock of the very
best qualities, and all at extremely low prices
for cash or reedy pay.
Montrose, Jan. 7th 1874
A NEW ABEANGEBIEENT !
PIANOS .& ORGANS,
• At L. B.lIsball•s Sewer, Stand,
Where a larger and better stock of the following
goods will he Mont than elsewhere Sa
Nortbara Penne7laania:
EPEE AILERICAN WNTCHES.
JEWELRY b CLOCIES
SOLID SILVER It PLATED WARE.
(OP ALL KINDS,
PINE TABLE CUTLERY,
DIAMOND SPECTACLES
and a emeriti nt.ortment of Vueical Merchandise,
Sheet Id sic, Violin Strings, etc.. etc.
All Fine Watch Repairingl Sewing Machines and Or
der's. pla nI, by gams Repaired by
L. R. labelL F. MeLbnish.
Isbell & Melhnish.
Sept. 10,1373.-1 v
THE EAGLE
Illin ErRITE
.4, , -
fI&RYS NICHOLS, PBOITIErops.
BM% OP TOD GOLD! EMI MD MORTAR.
13r1(31.T.33.1c.olr..SIZoxitrosso
We dealt* to say to the public that oar storeAs well
stocked with Drug. Medicines. Pafuts, Oile, Varnish,
Brasher, Combs. Fern:mem Fancy Articles. proprie ,
wry and patent preparAtioes. and all other mtbdes men
ally kept in Ent class Mug stores. We guarantee our
goods gr opine and of the beet quality. and will be sold
at foie pricer fkr rcpt.. Respectfully limas.
A. B. BURNS.
Montrose. Feb. all Amos xxcanui.
PLIBMIX., Zs MC 4C017 ja
MORITZ TZR COUR? VOMIT.
-MONTROSE. PLR rIl
JOIIN s. TAIRUEZIL. Proprietor.
Nine Stages Lea•* this genre daily. connecting_ with
the Row lose Railway. the Lehigh Valley Railroad, and
the O. L. & W. Railread.
April let, ira—tt.
pLAsTraz PLASTER!
Welts,* ea emplaeapp7 of ftyagr. Plaster on toad,
TIPPLNT a
Vontroie Dam:. Nardi 18. 1874r.—*3
. .
VAE DEFY ALL COMPETITION IN
I Job Print, "I, Briny on outwork:
BILLINGS
. STROUD,
. .
lUaer,al
i ~SURANCE AOENi',
t _
21.Tataa.trcroo. Xoci.
Capital Begiiesented, 0100,000,000 t
FIRE, LI MID - ACCIDENT INSUP&NCE
Homo Inc. Co., N: - T,Gdpital and Stirplas, $4.000.000
Hanford Fire Ina., Co.. (. apltaltn ddrirplus $3401:0,000
Liverpool. London &Globe • • Sni.ooo.ooo I
Ins. Co. of Norte America ..
Penn. Fire Ins. Co., Phila., " lit.C .
,r 0
National, Prill . a. " 1000.000
Ins. Co., :Kato of POllllll/ '• t600,000
Union Mutual
ri•
$403,00)
Lycomlng Firs S011(G.001
10 namnsetL.P,ovldenee. R. I. •:. 60(1.000
Merchants' . . 460,(KY1
City. of New Port, Ky. " 2:•"0.1100
Newtown, of Buck. Co. 800.00
Alemmania. of Cleveland '•400,00(1
Lima:tee Firs bob Cot . • 0110.000
Fire Association of Phila. • , 4.000.010
Home Ins. Co..Columbue, 0., • Ito.ollo
Lehigh Yellsy Fire. Allentown. • 200.000
Citizens' Fire pa Newark, bi.. 1.• WOO
South Side InaCo.Plttsharg,pa." 120.000
Alemmants of Pittsberg, ie. • 100.000
The anderolgned Is SPECIAL AGENT for the follow.
log companies for Northern Pennsylvania:
Firs Association of Philadelphia. •
National Fire Ineuranee Company or Yhtlatlelphm.
The tnenrance Co. of the State of Pennsylvania, of
Philadelphia
-- -.
FE X IP 13 .
Conn. llotnal Lite las. Co. '
Assetti
American Lila, Itill'a. ~
Traveler" In aCcs,llattrord,Caplialand Surpineaooo.ooll
Railway Panneugers 14 1 0. 0 lili•
Tb c nod ersignod boa been well known In this cennty,for
the past 17yeara.a. an losorance Agent . Lesce.sasnalled
by bin Como:dol.. bare always beau promptly paid.
prOlflee Arstdoor cant ti Bankino Office of NV
11. Cooper 6Co.,Tarn pl be et. Montroso.Pa.
BILLINGS STItOIID, Agent.
CHARLES H. SMITH, Solicitors.
Montrose.. Dee. la. lay
I.or Coate.
DRILLERS TE
FLOUR, GROCERIES,
and
PROVISIONS,
M&IN STREET,
Montrose. M 31511.•
Jane 23. 1811.-th
THE LVDEPEXUENT
Se 4 vving Machine !
TEE GRE.TELT ALRIEVEME! , ZT OF THE AGE
Sews from but One Spool of Thread
. 1 21,1:1111;1'.11°Zn.4.1ttl I a ° ,1,`:71::::A!'"*""'
Has a self-setti»g Straight Needle.
t Combines Durability with Beauty and Slospliclty,anil
has all the Modern Improver!, est..
weLN IfirA FIRST-CLASS MACHINE • A BLACK
UT TABLE FOR 335.
.41..Geater Viireb22. . Dd.
THE INDEPENDENT SEWING h....cnrsac
MEM
-E1 COAL
EAGLE YARD!
A. N. BULLARD.
(Terminus of the Montrose Itslimed)
'/°l3.a 313eist 'Coal
Ever offered no the people of Montrose and Vicinity.
Raving had long experience In tho begineva:the under
signed guarantee satisfaction every time. Coal as free
from slate end dirt us could be desired.
PRICES—Terma Cash:
Eno. S4.EO. tvors, etsa. Cunarscr.ll4.FO.
0. D. STEBBLNS & CO
Fob. .
I'VMW JO3CI:I.M
In Lanesboro.
HOBERT & MAIN,
baying entered Into en-partnerahlp. are now prepared
to do all kiln a of work In the Lou of
Waal' MOE BlacksililiDißE l
FROM A WHEELBARROW TO A COACH.
REPAIELr DI ANT PAIIT OF TUE DUBIN - EBB
• .111 mango prompt attention.
HOBERT & HAIM
Laneaboro, Pa—Oct. 15. 1573.4 t.
Montrope, Pa.
.T. IL Hams. I OS. BAratzs. I 11. 0. BLLADTING.
BIBRIRAZTOII MARBLE WORKS.
(11112LISLIFILVD 180.)
*BARRIS BROS. & 1111101116,
DEALERS IN AND MANUFACTURERS OF
gralian&Americanglarbito,
AMERICAN AND SCOTCH GRANITES,
Marble and Slate Mantles,
2G Chenango St., Near Depot,
sum 14. 1811 lIINGUAIITON. N. Y.
BING kiam - roN
MARBLE, WORKS.
MONUMEN'M HEADSTONES,
AND MARBLE MANTLE.S,
Mao, 800T011 GRANITES on hand.
LVICKEBINGi
,r; ncusiito, - 126 Court Stttet,
G. W.MERLIEEZAII,
U. P. ZROWIL 1
Biageruston Nov. IS, 11173,
IlLsoeUaileous,
tm neoion
14,1witwoo
411-0011:11aNT.
SEND FOR CIRCIILA I
Binghamton, N. 1
At Coon's Crossing,
marble Works.
ALL 11115D3 OP
SeDR Td'onnett
Binghamton,N.Y
Clothing, eta:
KEt STOCK OF
MO WIER DRESS GOODS
Shawls, Cloaking.,
Flannels, Blankets, eta
NEW FALL STOCK
OF MILLINERY GOODS
Ladles' and Plisses' Trimined
VELVETS, UIDBONS, Era
NEW FALL & WINTER STOCK
HIRT MINE zurriugg
DOW, YOUTDIV, AND DENS'
ici4conammampria Eix:rx•rtEs.
NEW FALL
CASSERES, COATINGS,
.ELzicl Nre. es taxis-es,
POR CUSTOM WORE
NEW STOCK OF
Hats dic daps.
FALL STOCK OF LADIES', MISSES
Boys' and Blet's
MEMO WRAPPERS & DRAWERS
NEW FALL STOCK
L.adios • e►ad Coats
FURNISHING GOODS.
NEW CARPETS
AND OIL CLOTHS
All the above open ,ag In large variety at tho !tore
Guttenberg, Rosenbaum Pr. Co.,
M. B. DESSAUER, Managing Partner.
Montrose. Sept. 24.. toes.
THE BOTTOM
Has Fallen Out of
"Zo, . Ir #7 .
:g
GtO*6
C. B. PERRY Sr, CO.'S,
BINGHAMTON, N. Y
An Imola= Stock Jimt Bought from
THE GREAT FAILURES
of New England, at prices
CHEAPER THAN EVER BEFORE KNOWN
Bumbanaton, N0v.12, 1613.-tf
11. 33101FICELIer9L",
Would call attention ,to ;ietr Stock of
FALL AND WINTER GOODS,
Now on rale, in new
D 27 SOODZ,D
LADIES' DRESS GOODS, BLACK
AND COLORED ALPACAS,
NEW STYLE OF PRINTS,
SHAWLS, WATER-PROOFS, FLAN
NELS, BALDIORAL, AND 11001'
SKIRTS, VELVETS, HOSIERY,
HEAVY WOOL GOODS, CARPETS, OIL
CLOTHS, PAPER HANGINGS. BUFFA
LO AND LAP ROBES, FURS. HATS •
minliAßD CAI'
WS;
ABRE.IRON,NAI OOTS AND SHLS,OES,
STEEL, STOVES AND
GROCERIES, ETC.
In greatvanety, and will bo sold en the most
favorable terms, and lowest pries.
H. BURRITT.
New Milford, Jan. 28th. 1874.
V . RECHUOR 41 BROTEM,
General thaettakors
Jam
DEALERS IN ALL KINDS OF COF
FINS, CASKETS, ETC.,
Esslava, zwi)iia,
ALL olumnsPrcbmiiivi A'L l itSDiD TO
.Dnip,a4d Neillcinis.
Dr. a. Walker's California Vinegar
Bitters area ptirelyVegelaUle PreparntiOnv.
made chiefly front the native herbs found
on the lower ranges of the Sierra Nevada
mountains of California, the medicinal pro- •
perties of which are extracted therefrom
without the use of Alcohol. The question.
is almost daily asked, "What is the cause
of the unparalleled success of VirrEctin
Brr
nns4" Our answer is; that they %remove
the cause of disease, and the patient recov
ers his health. The, are the great blood
purifier and a life-giving principle, is perfect
Renovator and Invigorator of the system.
Never before in the history of the world has
a medicine been compounded possessing
the remarkable qualities of Vnrrann Diners
in healing the tuck of every disease man is
heir to. They are a gentle Purgative as
well as a Tonic, relieving Congestion or In
flammation of the Liver and Visceral Organs,
in Bilious Diseases.
If men will enjoy good health, let
them use VINEGAR MITEII/3 as a medicine,
And avoid the use of alcoholic stimulants
in every form.
8. 11..11cDONAILD & CO.,
Dnlggista w.nl Gelorul Age.t.
.1 cur. Wealiwgcou taxa ellulton tit.e.. New V"rt..
Sold by all Druggists cuul Dealers.
Sept. luth, 183 --1 Y
ABEL TURRELL,
DRUGGIST,
1. continually receiving NEW COOPS, and keeps con
tinually on nand foil and drab-atilt , •erorourni. of geu
tithe 111/17GS, XILDICIN En, L1ik,411C.11..n. Palnte,l4l6
Uyretudb TEAS, Splice, and other ilroceorr••lone -
Wont, roiltpuper, glare ware. fruit illnl.intertyre Loupe,
chtinneys, ken/retie, ruuchwerrutlr, Wilber. ' all, trots
foot all, refined Whale Oil. oil fur lantern...oil for
ektrirei machinea, Olive 011,Spes. Oil. Spit Ile 'Futile!,
tine, t aruirlies. t'anar, Send, V incgar.liiiturh
Crated Lye. A ale if reit e, 'pro tee mupportere,Diettlenl
luutruniente, shoulder Bracer, Vi Gun., Poi
Cartridges, lion Shot.
Powder and Fuer, Vivtole.Stringe !tom a,tite. Pint re,
Fifes, etc., Firlt llook,at u Liner. .lin s and 'fulls ISuape
Hatr 011 e, Hair Iteeterere. and lie it Dyes Moeller,
Pocket Knlver, Spectacle,. Silver and miller P.atea
Spoons, Fork,. Knives, &c., Deat hit A:ticlea. a geuer
ll.evillaC et of
FANCY GOLDS. JIiWIILRY, and PERFUMERY
All the!r•ding and Aria kind. id
PATENT
The people ate invited to at the Dreg and Variety
Store of ABEL
Feb. I. IbT3. Net...1A.4..4 IE4B
miscellaneous.
It 033 Irq C) r4l '..
FURNITURE EMPORIUM!
88 Washington Street,
3312 a shasixt.ic•xi., 147.
LARGEST AND BEET ASSORTNERT OP
ICr 10-rt.-m.
At the Lowest Prices of any Store in
Southern bier: York.
All Goode Sold are WARRATED to Repreeented.
I=l
3F 1 11.11.1•33..it IL/L.l'M
AT
WILLIAM SMITH'S
Extoniire Faraiture Warcronm yon will And the la rue
stock of
. FIRST CLASS AND COMMON
Plirrptra - x
Tobe found in this section of the coot try, of his ow
manufacture, and at prices that =mot foil to give satin
faction. tie =hes the very best
EXTENSION TABLES
In the Country, and WAS.E.A.NTo them.
UPHOLSTERY WORK
Of all kinds done in the neetPet manner.
Eh X. XL I. DT 4M - 3:3 IC: 32 , El
OF VARIOUS If.L'iph,
PURE NO.I MATRASSES,,
COMMON MATRASSES.
UNDERTAK,ING
The subscriber will hereafter make to.. ode:lacing a
specialty to his buslncea. linringico t completed a
NEW end the moot elegant BEartsr. In the lqlaW, all
needing bin services mill be attended to promptly and a'
satisfactory charges.
WEI. W. SMTEI & SON.
'Matron. Pa.. Jan. W.1612.—n05-7tf. i
FURNITURE WA RE !
m
EvEnrrito NEW AND SrILISU
ALM Jf .329corrtazrirtiss
60 Waishington St., Binghamton, '
Consisting of everything nameable in that
business. Repairing promptly done.
UNDER
.121. 1191r3oalci.111 - se.t
PRICES REASONAULE. ti all, faelloia ruirantecd.
Binghamton, N. Y lipprt. to,
GREAT UNITED STATES. TEA CO.
' BURNS -off P.ICHOLS,cIeti.;
. . - Mwntrose, Pa: ; . -
Tbls Ten In put sP? in Alit TIG FIT Trik a ,41nTliiE
therebyronervlng ins full strcuhr,tn. %Thiel...hi ctuntinli
a WlPC4lllnlgutatwo. l
can and t:e ;to neriti. .
1 13UP.N9 &. NILTIOLS:
•0: riseiJlW LW
I:=ME!=l
Southern Tier
You will Find the
OF ALL EINDS
E. D. ROBINSON.
THING
f4EaX? ,
; ,DTtigsan4,MediC
11 4031 tAthq
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a. °ti
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, qt - . r4Ol-f
.A f ii. i t TO ,IC
ii k '•"'lr, „e
-.: ~, • „ er. -4 ;- , .1,-- --•:,...
MAKES - TIE • WEAK 'SINN&
The rernrian Syrup, a PAiteet-i .
edSoltdion of (Jul PAtOxide of
Iron, is co combined as to Aava
the character of an aliment, as
easily digested and'asetinflated
with the blood aO the simplest
food. It increases (ho wtantity
of NatureS, Oailf • JAal#o‘.9
Agent, Iron in the blood, 'and
cures "alhOusand
byTowing-up,lavigorating and
italigtng the Ssistein. The CUv
riehed and vititlizod blood per
meates every Part'of the body,
repairing damages and waste,
searching :out morbid eecreo
lions, and leaving nottiiug for
disease to feed upon.
This Is the secret of the won
derfid sneer:is of this remedy in
curing Dyspepsia, Liver Com
plaint, Dropsy, Chronic Dior.
rbma,Boils,NervoasAifections,
- and Fevers, Humors,
Loss of • Constitutional Vigor,
Diseases of the Kidneys and
Bladder, Female Complaints,
and all diseases originating. ira
a bad state of. the blood, or ac
companied by, debility or a low
state of the system. Being free
from Alcohol, in any .10 2.,4 4• its
energizing effects are not fol
lowed by., corresponding reac
tion, but are pernanent, in fur
Slug strength, eigoi;,' and new
life into alt parts of Cm system,
and budding up an Iron. Cori,
etit anon.
Thousands hare been changed
by the use of this remedy, from.
weak, suffering crea
tures. to strong, healthy,- and
happy men and IC01:2C7? ; and
invalids cannot reaSonably hos
eate to glee it a trial.
See that each liottlehiza PERU
VIAN SYRUP blown in the glass.
l'ainphlcts Vreo
SETH W. FOWLE b. SONS, Proprietors,
No. 1 :tilltou Pince, Boston
ROLL) Dr Dat.c,inTs
Ayer's
Sarsaparilla
Is widely known
A _ y l'4 -as one of the most
'`.l
,r' - 1 effectual remedies
ftskAl, y ever discovered for
,- :0 - i . , , '
~ t' 1.:. 44 ,..1,.. cleansing the sys
-6.4 • 4'1 ... ',.k , tem an purifying
3';'''' . \ , s,. ;,..: , c ;ir the blood. It has
‘ 4 1pr - 7" stood the test of
...___"' iC k lt ~,,,il-, years, with a con. ,
-:;;`,-.... - 4 " - - . ' etantly growing rep.
''''" • "'" dation, based as its
Intrinsic virtues, and sustained by its re
markable cures. So mild as to be safe and
beneficial to children, and yet so searching
as to effectually purge out the great cor
ruptitins of the blood, such as the scrofulous
and syphilitic contamination. Impurities,
or diseases that have lurked in the system
fur years, coon yield to this powerful anti
dote, and disappear. Hence its wonderful
cares, many of which are publicly known,
of Scrofula, and all scrofulous disease.',
Ulcers, Eruptions, and eruptive diso
orders of the skin, Tumors, Blotches,
Boils, Pimples, Pustules, Sores. St.
Anthony's Fire, Rose or ErysiPe
ltus, Tetter, Salt Rheum, Scald
Head, Ringworm, and internal Vl
ecrations of the Uterus, Stomach,
and Liver. It also cures other com
plaints, to which it would not seem especi
ally adapted, such as Dropsy. Dyspep
sia, Fits, Neuralgia, Heart Disease,
Female Weakness, Debility, and
Lencorrlicea, when they are manifesta
tions of the scrofulous poisons.
It is an excellent restorerof health and
strength in the Spring. By renewing the
appetite and vigor of the digestive organs,
it dissipates the depression and listless lan
guor of the season. Even where no disorder
appears, people feet better. and live longer,
for cleansing the blood. The system moves
on with renewed vigor and a new lease of
life. -
PIZE'PARED Br
N.J. C. AYER & CO., Lowell, Mass.,
Practical and dnaJunta/ ChantLoa.
BOLD BY ALL DIMGCLSTS EVERYWHERE.
Ayer's
Hair Vigor,
For restoring to Gray Hair its
natural Vitality and Color..
A dressing
which i s at
once agreeable,
healthy; and
effectual fo r
preserving the
hair. It soon
2 . `eitaris ' faded
or gray hair
to its original
color, with the
gloss • and freshness of gouth. Thin
hair is thickened, falling hair checked,
and baldness often, though not always,
cured by its use. Nothing can restore
the •hair where the follicles are. .de
stroyed, or the glands atrophied and '-
decayed ; but such as remain -can be
saved by this application, and stimu
lated into activity,. so that a. new,
growth of hair is produced. Instead
of fouling the hair with a pasty sedi-
tient, it will keep it clean and vigorous.
Its occasional use will prevent the-hair
from turning gray or falling off, and
consequently prevent baldness. The
restoration of vitality it gives to the
scalp arrests and prevents the forma ! -
tion of dandruff, which is often so un
cleanly and offensive. Free from those
delitenous substances. Which make.
some preparations dangerous and inja-;
rions to the hair, the Vigor can only
benefit lint not harm' it. If Wanted
merely 'for a HAIR - • DII.ESSMG;
nothing elso can be found SO desinible..
Containine , neither oil nor dye, it does'
not soil wliito cambric,: and. yet lasts
long on the hair, giving it d rich, glossy
lustre, and a grateful perfume.
.
Prepared .by Dr. J.Z. Ayer
11241eal nod Armlytical ChemUth
LOWELL ,21.Uir:E.,
EU'IND BILLS'
7 PRINTED AT TI IS' OFFICE.
!Aiiinitii4.6ii4foiv.z T
Two Mieslarttilt:Directom ono , year, 41.b0;_eyth i d
dt cfnte.
itovrnost
.jAsrme E. cARIIIALT, .Arrorucy .oCllstpao
door baton Terbcll Uouee. Publie-Avenue.•
WE. IL COOPER b Car.'.Betkerh , errlt iprit•pfas
envy Tlclarts wadi/rafts ou Emend, Ireland Cud Seat
land. -
BILLINGS STROUD: Geneve .YI re -,en ' d Life rn r
auce Agents.; alto, eel) Rallrona and Aecideniticke re
'N
' toow York/ma-Philadelphia:: °Mee roue door cut
cattle Banir.
.Wll. HAUGOWOUT, Slater. Who/Ault tints/-
dealer In all kinds of slate tunlng,identrelllcAhs.-' ,
BL' RFS &-NICIIOLS;The place ingot DrugaaPltAirdi-
Mune, Cigars, Tehates,-Plirea,' Pocket-Bet/0'; Sleets-.
cies Yankee Notions, &C. Brick Bleck:
WTI. L. COX, Harriers maker and dealer th ale Srleieg
• ermaily kept br the trade. 9PPelttS WIS./Usk,
BOYII A- CORWIN. Dealers itiStorear Thirdirlre:
and Menefectnrorsnr.Tin and Sheet:lron wane. teener
of Si On and Turnpike atreat. - • ~,:reW
N. BITLLAttiI, Uoalor In tiroortler, iTtorlslong
Booke,StrWiltnery and Yankee Nottone; at buil
Public Atem ea.* •
NI N 7 MILFORD. -
L.L.
LtROY, Dealer In all Anna ot. fartning..imple
Meats—mowing machtors, curbs. deg prierers,
Me.. etc.. 111 in SL, opposite savings Bank: (OM*
cAxua A PLAiTnit—N/CIIOLAS SnOEßAtitratil- -
: mln genuine Coyoge leerier. Fresh ground.
SAVINGS BANN% NSW I* ILFORD.-11r per cad. It
tercet ortall Deposita. Does a general Banking Bus
neer. Lutt-tf 17 ' rz 18.- CIIIIStrk,CO.
N. F. KIMSF.II, Camas° SlAgrr and Undertaker,
Rain Street. two doers below Ilatcley's Store.
IteCOLLOSUBROTIIERS. Deniers to Grectring In
Prortelons, un Barn Street.*
8.0 111RET Jr , SON. Dealers to Stour. .Feed,,,H eah
Pair; Lline. Cement, tireeerles and Broil mots on
Wain Street. a oeselte the Untl.t.
AINEYRAYDEN, Dealers In Drags and Mcdlelnei
and Manittacterere of Cigars, on Siaio - StTcet, near
rho Depot.
1. DICRERNIAN. An. , Denier in general ineribitlidiss
and Clothing, Brick Store. on Main Street. •
GIBSON:
31.. TINGLEY—DeaIer tn 4rovcsra. CODDer.:Kraa
and Stiactirou Warn, cant Inge. &c. Also, triantiTactor
cr of Stit&t Metal* to order. .Eva Trouga antniad rip*
honinana attended to at fair prlce&—Cablian Hallow,
p,olneytvatia.l-1.7,
GREAT BEND.
L, B. LENITELid, ldandfoctiirer of Leather, anddellot
in getter:o :ilerebandive, on Main Etrret.•
D. t. DURAV;-)larehant Tailor and denitr Ia .Read)
Made Clothing, Dry Goods,OroccrielandPrOvlstons
Main Strest.• ,
N1111I2c)
Ta'avVitil2MQl
BOYD & CORWIN,
Corner of ILain and Turnpike Sts.„
Tiacora7Pxr.c).s3E3, xm.a....
fill 111 U SHEET-IRON WIRE,
Builders' Hardware,
CUTLERY, ETC.,
by the Sag.
Thank. to our Friend. for Pest Fuvors
We would bo more lhankfal to one and all who know
they hare nntieftled iceonnto irtth as. it they wonid call
end fettle by the middle ut Slarcla coat.
Feb. 4,1374.
SCRMITON MI NS MK,
120 Wyoming Avenue,
RECEIVES MONEY ON DEPOSIT
FROM COMPANIES AND INDIVID
UALS, AND RE ruRNs THE SAME
ON DEMAND WI MOUT PREVI
OUS NOTICE. ALLOWING INTER
EST AT SIX PER CENT. PER AN
NUM, PAY ABLE HALF YEARLY,
ON THE FIRST DAYS OF JAN U
ARY AND JULY. A SAFE AND RE
LIABLE PLACE OF • DEPOSIT FOR
LABORING MEN, MINERS, ME
CH AN ICS, AND MACHINISTS. AND
FOR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AS
WELL. MONEY DEPOSITED, ON
OR, BEFORE. THE, TENTH ILL
DRAW INTEREST' FROM THE
FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH. THIS
IS IN ALL RESPECTS A HOME IN
STITUTION, AND ONE WHICH IS
NOW RECEIVING THE SAVED
EARNIN GSINTHOUSAN DS UPON
THOUSANDS OF SCRANTON MIN
ERS AND MECHANICS.
DIRECTORS JAMES BLAIR,
SANFORD GRANT, GEORGE FISH
ER, JAS. S. SLOCUM, J. H. SUTPHIN
C. P. MATTHEWS, DANIEL HOW
ELL, A. E. HUNT. T: F.'
JAMES BLAIR, 'PRESIDENT ; 0. C.
MOORE. CASHIER.
OPEN D NILY FROM NINE A. M.
UNTIL FOUR I'. M., AND ON WED
NESDAY AND SATURDAY EVE•
NINGS UNTIL EIGHT O'CLOeiTi..
NEW GOODS:.
ThllTt" 'r' refitted, rl'n l • d
~ed te,nynpedby.
Chnit,tri;:4l . :7l `,i7.lg;fer' t." lAA?' " °
lofC
DRY aooDs!
GROCERIES!
BOOTS cf; SHOES! !
HARDWARE !
CROCKERY! a, &c.
As eau he found aliewliere, at.ii Deslnible Prices'
• O. M. dranes
Liwtrville Coati: Pii.:Match 44:1A13.
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LIFE; AND ACCIDEN'F
Insurance Agency.
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