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Ladle. .nd fins Shoe*. Also, agent• Sr the great American Tea and Collet Comjany. paluntrnom July 17, 12.1 DR. ii'. W. SMITH betc-ro, Rooms at laht derellinx, next door east of the /torothßean prtu; °Mee. (hire hours ro.m 9• a. to 4 e. a. Xttonro•e. 31. t! 3. 101 l —CI I. .4 TV OFFVE. ITCI t WATS(IV. Attordert at Levr, at the old oak.. le: Bewley .e. Fitch. Montroee. L. r raTcN. ,Jun V. V IVAT6OII. J. SA UTTER, itsITION ABLE TA/ LW'. C➢up arc,. J. FL D•Witt'■ MD= ABEL TERRELL Dealer Ia 13rt:.. M,dietnrP, Clo•toicAla, Paints. 011., I've own s +vier, FaucY G•rod, J.'.e 1, 7. Prr ruewery, &., Mick "Mock, Moutz....c, Pa Establi.bed 1313. (Feb. 1. M scorat & DEWITT. At ,Army. at Law and WALlc.fs.ors In Bankroptcy. Mks No 49 C.mrt Street., or.a . City :intim:lAl ILnR Ding. X. Y. W. U. 5t.13.11.1. DR. W. L. RICHARDSON, & NUIttiEON, tenders hie proreesiona errvicer to the citizens dritiontruse and vicinity.— eke at bi•ruNidence, an the corner utat of &tyre & Ores. Foaadz9. f Anz. 1. lea. CHARLES .21: STODDARD lenler In Boole and Shoe.. Elate and Caps. Leather and Flurtmge. Slain Street. let door below Boyd'. Store. IV era made to order. and repaint% done neatly. 11 outrage. is.. 1. 1870. LEWIS LVOLL, SHAVING AND HAIR DRESSING. It bon In [be ,nocr Postoince bolldinn. where will N.und ready Co attwini rho way went stv thing lu Ale Hue. Montrose I. Oct. 13. :eta. DLL S. W. DAYTON, PIiSSICIAN £ SURGEON, tender. , bis vet...lces to ine ettirrus of Great Bond and sidußy. Offlee at La. ~.ldauce,oppoai•e Barnum House, Bend ailing. tbm.—cf DR D A. LATHROP, iviater+ Ececrao Tagraatlteraa. at th, Foot - of stroaL Call awl commit In all Chronic .nt - .o.Ta 17, 'll.—anS—tf. CIIARLHY 'MORRIS, rilE HAYTI OaIcISEIL has soured his shop to the 1...1d1ng occupied by J. IL DeWitt. where be Jo Pre d..a.lklmt• or work to 1311.1tne, such ay ma king WIPCIICS,i 3 OOra. etc. AU work done on abort nonce sod pricapjoyr. Pkiese colt =dee" me' 11. BURRITT. (Deafer al Stu*. and Fancy Dry Goods. Crockery. Hard. fanvaa. Drag,o. Oils. and Paint*. Boots •n'l shoe, Hot. and Cap.. Part, Buffalo Robe. Goo- Pro',Won,. dc. - Near.lititurd, a., tiny, G. 4:4'3111.• EICHiffGE HOTEL, `l4 .1. If . 111111.,..70 1 11:..7 wiMes to Inform the pahlic that ti.vint: rented. the tizenart.ve Hotel In Ventres, he tr nor orvittre.l to oCcom :Sodas (an Ilsg ding p ultl:e to first.elus olfie Montrose. /m 23.28.1873. BILLINGS STROUD. P . IR& AND LIFE msuaelies ACENT. AP harlues. attouded to prom Par, on far crime. "lee !troll door can of tar batik of Wta. Ll.Conacr & Co. ndhlir A venue. Moran:leo. Pa. I Aug. LISP. a air ii. Dr:r.] Bu.t.raaa raisarna. .J. D. VAIL. lioncortriur EnTetatair LVD Soltoeon. flu permanently Ivan hi.neelt to Moutrole. Pa.. where he will prompt- S. eor.oi to all =lisle hie protection with which he may for”red. Odra and IN:entree° west of the Court goner, Dear Fitch & Watenres °Mee. Montrose. Felquary &ISM P. attußairLL, do•tleg of the Yeueer odlne over L. S. Leuhdru'a More, t;re st Scud borough. Susquehanna Gwent,. Venda. to eat lenilent of rho dock -eof ate law Pinta , c/Cuow, deceased. 0111 re hours from SI lo 12 trulock m . and from I to 4 dieuet D. m. Forest Se ad. Ott. 24, 1472- BURNS h 3701.10L8, 9 3 L.- 410 to Arugs, Yedlcihea. Chemicals. Dya .de. Vaints.olls. Varnish. Liquors. Sinditittes. Perfameryand Toilnt Ar• tirTreseeptioo• cates.ll7 CoEppo;Tde.4.-:- Aria Binch. 119n.trose, Pa. . B.' Boaxs. • r 4rn Noz,omi, fob. 91.1421 TO A DEAD WIFE Pale star, with the soft, and light, Came out upon my bridal eve, I have a song to sing tonight, Before thou tak'st thy mournfid leave. Since then so softly time has stirred, That months have almost seemed like hours, And I am like a little bird That slept too long among the flowers, And, walking. sits with waveless wing, Soft singing 'mid the shades of even : But, oli l with sadder heart I sihg— I slag of one who dwells in 'leaven I The winds are soft, the clouds are few, And tenderest thoughts toy heart beguiles, As, floating up through mists and dew, The pale young moon comes out and smiles; And to the green, resounding shore, In silvery troops, the ripples crowd, Till all the ocean, dimpled o'er, Lifts up Its voice and laughs aloud; And star on star, all soft, and calm, Floats up you arch, serenely blue; And, lost to earth and steeped In balm, My spirit floats in either, too. Loved one, though lost to human eight, I fuel thy spirit lingering tome, And softly as I fed the light. That trembles thrtingh the atmosphere, As in some temple's holy shades, Though mute :he hymn and hushed the Pease.. A solemn awe the soul pervades, Which tells that worship has been there ; A breath of incense lett alone • Where many a amser Besting aronml, Which thrills the wanderers, like to one Who treads on consecrated ground. I know thy soul, thy worlds of bliss, Yet stoops awhile to dwell with me— Until caught the prlyer I breathed in 'his, That 1 at last dwell with thee. I beard a Enamor from the seas, That thrills me like the spirit's sighs; 1 hear a voice on every breeze, That makes to mine its low replies— A yoke all low and sweet like thine, It gives an answer to my prayer, And my anal, from heaven a sign- That I will know and meet me there. ru know thee there by that sweet face, 'Round which a tender halo plays, Still touched with that expressive grace That made thee lonely all thy days; By that sweet smile that o'er it shed A beauty like the light of even, Whose soft expression never fled, E'en when its soul bud flown to heaven. .ru know thee by the starry crown, That Hitters In the raven hair; Oh! by thm:e blessed signs alone, I'll know thee there—l'll know thee there! For ah ! thine eves, within whose sphere, The sweets of youth and beauty met, That swam is love and softness here. 31.11.. t swim In love anti oolitic.% vet; For all! its dark and liquid Items, Timugh saddened by a thooland sighs, Were holier than the light that streatns Down from the rates of Paradise. Where hricht and radiant like the morn, Yet soft and dewy ns the eve— Tat sad for eves where smiles are horn ; Too sad for eyes that learn to grieve. I wonder if this cool, sweet breeze Ilath touched thy lips and found thy brow For all my spirit hears and AMA. Recalls thee to my memory-now; For every hoar we breathe apart tYill but inerease, If that can he, The love that Mk; this lonely heart, Already filled so full of thee. Yet ninny a tear these eyes mast weep. And ninny n sin must tie foreiven, Ere, these 'vile NO., shall sink to sleep, And you and I shall meet in heaven. The Story Teller A MONTH'S MEMORY —o— " Life has no place for regrets, Mr. Ed gerlv." sometimes think it has place for nothing else, Mica Winchester. What a Summer this has been !" “Yes, and now the Summer is past.— But the harvest is not ended, so I can't fit the two parts of the• teat together. Do you remember that frightful sermon we heard at the camp meeting two weeks ago? Ugh!” with a little shiver; "it Mt=2 was eriongli to make one's flesh creep pre maturely—'the worm that dieth not;' what a horrible idea! and to preach such things, too! Why. it is all I can do to conceive of such a thing as death, and as for bell—l don't believe there's such a place!" Small wonder. What had death to do with this glorious young creature, with the rely wine of life flowing through her reins? She looked immortal in her beau ty. the lovely flush on her face, the sun light on the burniihed hair, the gems up on the white neck and exquisite arms which gleamed through the black lace dra verie& "I don't wonder you find it hard to be lieve," her companion replied, as he look ed at her. "Do you believe in eternal youth, NT irs Winchester ?" "Yea. and in everything that. makes life attractive, and fills up the days with the pleasures they were meant to hold.— Can you imagine me in gray hair and spectacles. Mr. Edgerly?" ' "Hardly." he answered, laughing at her fancy; "but s"mehow•l wanted to epeak of the past and present,and you have gone long ways off into the future. I am going home to morrow." "To morrow! I had not supposed you thought of leaving so soon. A late decision is it not ?" "No. I have said nothing about, for it was not a pleasant thong!): to me." "And yon believe with the philosopher, that 'the art of life is to to avoid every thing oitragreeable. I toile agree with you." "But nnfort u oat ely,diaoreeable things cannot always be avoided. Do you know how I dread to say "Good by' to you,Miss Winchester r "Why, it cannot be very difficult to pronounce a word of two sylahles . can it? If so, I would advise you to do as I used to do with the 'sevens' iu my multiplica tion table—skip it. I never could rem ember'seven times nine, and and am in a fog now as to whether it makes eighty-one or sixty-four." Off the track again, and apparently nishout an effort. He looked at her co riorsly, and with a quicker heart-beat than usual, for this woman held his life in her ittude,all4 he must know what she would do with it. "I cannot 'skip it,' as von recommend, Miss Winchester. These four weeks have taken me very near heaven, but I MONTROSE, SUSQUEHANNA. COUNTY, PA., WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 24, 1873. Poetry. armi.crwrzt BND iltiCirXiiii . 134:113:1 BZ7X) ClOl73Ei. 0410171Wirrt.lir. must leave it now, unless I can enter in and possess the kingdom." No mistaking him this time. He held her hands close in his,and his eyes search ed het face for his answer. It was down cast and troubled, the smile gone and instead a little tremble about the delicate mouth. Two young men abruptly opened the door of the smoking room, which led out on that corner of the piazza,and Mr. Ed gerly and his companion resumed their walk gravely and more slowly thar. be fore. "Margaret," he said, softly—"for it is always Margaret in my heart—you have given me the right to expect nu' answer to the gifestion which you knew would sooner or later—" "Oh, dear!" she interrupted, impati ently, "I've torn my dress;" and he drop ped hie arm to examine the rent "I must have caught it on a nail. Too laid, isn't it? Now, Mr. Edgerly, you will ex • cuse me, while I go in search of my sis ter, to repair damaoes. I generally dud her, with needle and thread in hand, ex pecting me, for I'm in a chronic state of needing to be saved up !" There was uo smile on his face. Instead a wh ite,Gxed louk,which startled her even in the dim August twilight. "But my answer, Miss Winchester?" The grasp of his hand on her arm hurt her. "When may 1 gee you again ?" "1 . evening—res, P s he stam mered confusedly, and left him standing in the hall, while eie went hurriedly up stairs to her own room. -Snell an escape" Margaret Winchester dropped breath lessly into the nearest chair, and funned herselt violently. "What now, Maggie ?" Her sister Nary, sitting quietly by the window, With a hook in her lap, did not seem particularly eurions or sytnpathetic. Margaret's scrapes and escapes were too common to excite much comment. "Oh, Mr. Edgerly captured mo half an hour ago on the piazza. I've been afraid of him for a week for I knew what was coming. 1 did everything 1 could to pre vent his saying it—even started a tOcolo gicad discustion—think of that I—but it was of no use. I pretended I had torn ray drk,s —vxpeeted he would .-press sympathy and distress over such n Iron •ii talde aCcidint; not a hit of it. I could oily get away at all by promising au an swer to-night Oh dear." -Margaret, - and ti , ro was a touch of pity m the tone. nfeared them will It a great maily 'oh dear; in your life Itefure you get through with it. Your ficuliy for getiing v .ins. If and others into trou!ile is tiniimited. What do yuu Meal) to d , ) with ennu i ; Edgerly ? I warn. .d yon long ag... If you could show him no would 5111 , r.5e yrair own self respect and Colonel Ileade have--" "Don't montinn him;'' with n litt'e shrug of the shoulders; "lie would kill 111 Int kneve". Do yon know, lum sometimes so afraid of him that--" Another "oh dear" erupt in between the aordi. "Marc, I'd aivt' the vrorld if' I had not got to marry C••lonrl II r tett-r gazed at her blankly. "WhAt .I•• y... 1 n.. sn ?" 4. 1 do.,'t kii..w wti..t 1 ❑wean. " bite rose and the flour excited- -We oeed hia money badly enough,," %mil 1111E11e bar-11 law4h."aod Fifth aye nue is preferable to Fourth street of course. I Jaye we.citlt and 1 lore podtioo aid I took them because they were offer ed, I buppeev. Anybody would hare the same, wouldn't they 1'" She faced herself in the glass, and gazed at the reflection with troubled eyes. -Mary.there's no use in deceiving one self, though it is a very easy thu g to do I as I am beginning to find out. don't suppose you ever con,id , red me a marvel of devotion to Colonel Reticle. I Irked him well enough of course, but,--I wish I was out of it." Her Hater's face was a stay as she gazed Out of the window, but she gave no filen that she heard her. `•lf it was yon. now, slut be was en• gaged to. it would be an example of the fitness of things. Yon are so much more suitable every way, and, if the truth WRS told, probably like him quite us well 113 do. Mary, what +hall I do with Juhn Edgerly?" "Mai•garet Winchester"—her sister had risen and stood before her, stern and 4n gry—"for once let common- sense and principle influence you. I never knew till two 'heti had a sitter mean enough to pretend love for a man whose money was the sole object of her affection. I am glad you are honest et last, though you have duped me as skillfully as you have him. If you love John Edgerly, tell him so; if tot, ask him to forgive von, if he =Jur the mischief you hare done." She went out, and the door swung to heavily. Margaret, crouched on the floor with her bead on a little footstool, wept miserable teura, and weighed, as many a woman has done before and since, love and lucre in the scale of her affect ions. '•I cannot afford it," was the decision reached at last. "John Edgerly's affect ion is too costly a luxury for me. I can't pay the price," and the tears started afresh and she hated herself for allowing him to come so gradually into her heart. "But Colonel Reade won't be here for a week yet. He need never know. I must have some happiness to-night. I will let him love me—l will let him —" and the burning face was buried ,in her hands, with the thought unfinished—" then I must tell him, I suppose. It won't be harder for him than for me, at any rate. It's dreadful—everything is. Oh, dear me I" • • • • -• • • "MY darlina, I dared to hope for this. I knew you did not mean to kill at last —yes, kill me, for it would have been the same as that to send me away from yon. I never lived till tow" The quick music rang out, from the ball room in jubilant strams,whichchim• ed with the triumph in his tones. He held her close, as if be could never let her go, kissed the red lipe and the sunny bait, looking at bcr As a man only looks at lb° woman who makes his world. . "Tell me again, Margaret, that yo do love me—tell me--'-" "You know it, but--" She sat upright a moment, and put her hand over her eyes. "But suppose 1 should tell you.—" "You cannot tell cue anything that I dread to hear now. You are mine for al ways, Margaret," and the face was down upou his breast again. heg your pardon—" a deep voice, with a strange vibration in it, and they E rb.d suddenly. "I had no idea I should be so mai apropos. I was, told that. I should Bud Miss Winchester here. I fan. Gird I had some claim on the lady which wen-anted my intrusion; but, as she is yours—for always—" with a fearful em phamis on the slowly uttered words—"l must hays been mistaken." MargarA did not look up; she could not. - A little gasping cry,, that was all, and she sat quite still. "Some claim, sir ?" repeated John Ed gerly, standing erect. "Please explain. if I understand you." There was perfect calmnets and courte sy in the tone. No suspicion as yet of the truth. "Simply the claim which a man has upon his betrothed wife. Mies Winches ter has been engaged to me for half a year. Of course, under these circumstan ces, 1 resign my right to her hencetorth. Allow me to tender you my hearty con gratnliiiions upon, your acquisition of such a woman! Good evening," and the courtly Colonel 'Reade was gone again. A horrible silence. They did nut even look at one another. At last "Margaret, is it true—what this man save ?" No answer. The guilty face hidden, the heads bowed upon the hatuls. "'Vim don't speak," in a rough voice, terribly shaken: "well, I don't, wonder.— What could you say ? How easily women gelid men to the devil—such women as you. you beautiful—liar!" Not a sound from the cowering woman be r, ire him. His wra'h melted suddenly. The agony of a great grief asserted itself. "17,m might, at least have been honest with me. If you could not hare give!, are your love, you could have let me be lieve in your truth and honor. That's gone, too, nuw. Why did- I ever know von?" She looked up at last, timidly, and pot out both I, r hands. ire you no mercy, when I lure you so:'" she whisperva. "Ph-ase, spare nie any tnrther exhibi tions or your hypocrisy. Miss Winchester. I believe—me God ! how I believed in you au hour ago believe there is a hell, anti worst wish for you is, that, as you have thrust nu• into it, you may escape it %utirs,•ll.." The Counopolitan, hound tor Liver p wl , tuul liven out two days. On the third wo ladies, both in deep mourning, and Iradin g :t beautiful tour year old boy be tween them, came up on deck.where Cap tain Lityward found comfortable seats fur tin imand lingered to talk a few moments. ••A dilly day. Mrs. Heade.. Look out my Bute nit:, or the wind will have you oil your legs there!" A tall, slin,ileelnan, with his face part ly hidden by tie Bltawl wrapped about c.ing,lit the name, and stopped short to Ins measured pacing to and Iro. The thought , crowding through John Edger ly's mho' were extremely otter ones. He recognized the sisters at the first, glance. and E. iod watching_ them, secure himself from observation. "So he married her, after all. Did he love her as I did. I woutier Oh, Marga ret. Wineliester,beaven grant that the gall and wormwood yon gave me to drink may never be held to your lips!" A little movement on her part caused him to resume his soluary promenade. "Will her husband recognize me,l. won der? 1 could sc.ircely see him in that dimly lighted room seven years ago. Ser. en years! I have changed some In seven years. Perhaps Margaret would not know me now." A sudden impulse led him to -walk near hear. She lifted her eyes, looked at him wonderingly for an instant, and then sprang to her feet. There was no further test needed. He regretted that he had made the experiment. '•I accidentally heard your name spok en a few minutes ago, Mrs. Reade. I had no idea we were - fellow' pisseagers." Her face was colorless. The old beau tiful flush had faded years before. "You mistake, sir. My sister—Mary, you remember. mr. Edgerly. This is Mrs. Reade, Mr. Edgerly; her ch,ild, too. It. is six months since husband died." Courteous greeting were exchanged. A good many little things fall into a gulf of seven years, which are easily ignored, and it is not worth while to look down too deep. "Then 'you are Man - Winchester Still ?" "ror always, Mr. Elgerly." The words were unfortunate. They jarred a chord which led a long way back, and both recalled the time when a siznilar sentence had been uttered and repeated. There wai, an awkward pause. One can— not always speak easily across u space of seven years. . ' "Do you remain abroad long, Mrs' Reade? , he said, turning - toward - tier: • 'Probably for many years. I may nor- , er return, in fact. My husband's relatives are all in England, and my future home is with them. This woman had loved her husband, and sincerely mourned The "Iltne'ss of things" had been dem onstrated an this case, and-the unbar - bad been a happy, one. "And you, Miss Winchester?" "Mary has made me promise to stay with her for a while, at least—a year or two, perhaps." -,-.- • "And then ?" ' She shook her bead. - • "I never look iuto the futuie, Mr. td gerly." " You were not averse to it once. I rem e her asking melt I could imagine you in spectaclesand grey hair. Yon have not reached them yet." . - - • - Nbt quite. •Denbtlees they are wait ing for me, though. I Ann get to them in time." "You once considered them great ca lamities. Are you reconciled to the pros. pect ?" "Certainly, I hope I am a wiser woman than I tens then." Perhaps she was. At least she was s graver and sadder one. Less beautiful than in the old time, not less loveable, us he realized full well. Her sister and the, child had strolled away a little distance. They were quite alone., "Yout life has been a happy oue,l trust Miss Winchester ?" • She flashed at him a quick look; then her eyes feel, and the tears filled them. "As happy as I deserved. And yours? "31,3 r chance for happiness died long I have had but one thing to live upon during these seven years•" "And that ?" "A month's memory." A little pause. She could not lift her eyes, lest he should see the tears they held. "cloyed you, Margaret. It may be strange, but I lovo you just as well to due. • could not trust me. Well, I was not worthy of it. Perhaps if you knew ali, you would say my punishment had been sufficient. But tell me, if you can, that you have forgiven me. I will ask nothing more." I don't think she doubted it little next Moment when she looked up into -his face. If she had-sinned she had also suf fered; and so was she forgiven, "for she loved much." -....-.• Colored Philosopher. An elderly darkey, with a very philoso phical and retrusperpeciive cast of coun tenance, was squatting upon his bundle on the. hurricane deck of one of the wes tern river steamers, toasting his shins against the chimney, and appartently plunged in a state of profocinil medita tion. His dress and appearance indicated familiarity with camp life, and it Eking soon after the seige and (*titre of Fort Dom.lean, I was inclined io disturb his reveries, and on interrogation found that he had been with the Union forces at that place, when I questioned him farther. ills philosophy was so much in the Fal stallian vein that I will give his views in his own words as near as my memory will serve me. "Were you in the fight ?" "1 had a little taste of it, sa." "Stood your ground , l:l r , did y 9 "No, sa. 1 rune." "Run at the first fire, did von?" "Yea, sa, an' would hab run swum had I know'd it was comin'." "Why, that . wasn't very creditable to your courage." "Dat isn't iu my line, ea—cookin' my profession." "Welt, hut havo you no regard for your, reputation ?" "Rfputation's nal% to me by the side of life." "Do you consider your life worth more than other people's?" "It's worth more to me, sa." "Then you must value it very highly?" "Yes, sa, I does; more than all this ; more dan a million dollars, sa; for what would do be wuth to a man aid de bref out of him? Self-preserba l sham is the first law will me, so." "But why should you act upon a" dif ferent.rule from other men ?" 'Cause, sa, nifferent men set different value upon derselves; my life is not in de market. "But if von lost it you would have the tati faction of knowing that you died for your country." "But if you lost it von would have the satisfaction of knowing that you died for your country." "What satisfaction would dat be to me when the power ob feelin' was gone?" "Then patriotism and. honor are noth ing to you ?" "Nutfin whatever, sa—l regard them as o'nong de vanities." "If unr soldiers were like you, traitors might have broken up the government without resistence." "Yes, ; der would have no help for it. I wouldn't put my life in de scales ginst any. gubernmenedat dateber exist ed,for no gubernment could replace de loss to me. Spent, do, dot de guberument's safe if da al like me." "Do you think any of your company would hare missed you if you had been killed ?" • "May he not, an. A dead man -ain't much wid dese gagers, let alone a dead nigga; but I'd a missed myself, and dat Was de pint wid It is gale to say that the darkey corpse of that African will never darken the field of carnage. IsspEcroßs of agriculture in France are often appointed who quite underatand a salad, but do not know a turnip from a beet root. A story is told of one of these gentlemen who was parading a term with the owner. Seeing a crop of rye growing next a field of barley, the sapient official asked why on earth one was so much tal ler than the other. "Because ,7 replied the farmer with a grin,"one is corn grow ing for two years?" "Ha Lthat's it, is it! exclaimed the icspecior, taking out his tablets and making a note. JOII:t QUINTT ADAMS was noted for his habit of punctuality. Every duty was performed proinptly at it proper time. On one occasion,when the Representativei were assembling in the Capitol, the clock struck twelve, the hour for business. One of the members said to the Speaker, "It is time to call this hone to order."— "No,'' said the Speaker. "Mr. Adams is not vet in his seat. %la nest moment Mi.:Adams entered, and the Hobo-was called to order. "Ann you guilty or not grail" asked a judge of u prisoner the other . day. "An sure now," said 'Pat, "what are you - put there for but to find that out.?" ausncioN is tba - vitlito of:a owart.i. TWO DOLLA St PER TEAR 1 1 11ADVAIICRI Termsilr NOT PAID IN ADVANCE. 50 crs. After n olv,!orco. . 'Airs. Addle was fat—adipose, • With a (Tennyson's) tip-tilted nose; And she Came into court With a sort of cavort, And a countenance red as a rose. Her duck of a bonnet was small, Tipped forward,till ready to hill ; Like the Mother Goose limply, Of patmnime Damply, Who euuldu t st.ty up ou the wall. She came into court, and she sat In a chair—it was lull (she TM! rat.) With a stare at the ruiners, And penny a liners, Aud lawyers, and Judge, and alt that. She stared with the smilingeat stare At the hoodlums surrounding her there; And cv'ry one said, By the toss of her head, shed discount the sweet Mrs. Fair. One miner of old '49, Who'd panned out the IdOOM or hfs In a high colored nese, Said: "if she ain't a rose, • Just say I ain't much on opine." The sherlil cried, "Silence I" The court Inquired If she'd argue a tort; Her counsel amid "Yes," That she wanted redr es s, And have it she certainly ort. The man that bad married her couldn't, Or didn't or hadn't or Wouldn't Support the petitioner, Clothe, feed, nor physician her; And stay with him longer she shouldn't. He had been light in ill treatin' her, lint possibly never had-beaten her; (Hers old '49 To his pard did opine, "Ile might have as easily eaten her.") These points were all rend In rotation— A form of bu-per-e4o-gution— And nu one replying, Nor any denying, She won her decree like tarurtion. Then Addle went out as she entered, ' The object where all eyes were centered, - As gushing a damsel, Restored to be Mani:belle, As ever to wedlock dissenter'd, No word bad the court of henpeck heanl, Nor how the poor man had been checkered ; But the low took its course Ina bandy divorce, And you cannot go back on the record. It's getting as common as lying. This Flipping the noose Without tying; . And marriage soon May revolve with the moon, And keep all the furniture flying. When bad, there is nothing uutruer, • Than some styles of masculine wooer; But usually there Is reason to swear That the done's rather worse than the doer. —Reno Hirer &dila. A Good Templar. The fidlowing is the experience of a I young man who joined the Good Ti rn piers: ".Met nfriend on the street, asked me to join the Good Templars ; hare a first rate tune, get acquainted with lots of pretty girls and go home with them ; asked it Imehoula Coke my umite. -Don't care if yen du." Got a letter saying I had been elected ; thought I'd join ; thought I'd go into Bod's and look into *glass to fix necktie • started to Hod hull, asked a fellow if lie knew where it was, said he didn't 83W some girls going up stairs; thought that must be the place ; %retie up three pairs of stairs, knocked-at the dour, man inside put Ks ear to the Itch!, asked hint what j he wanted, said he wanted the pass-word, told him I,didu't want to pass any words with him, said I had come to join; ho letine into a' lit tie room, told me to sit down. By and bye, a felluvi came oat and asked if there was any . oue to he initiated, and. went ; and then two fellows with red collars on came out and asked me if I would be obdient to the rules of the Order, and take the pledge against the use (as a bey erag,e),of all that would intoxicate, and a number of other questions, and thou fur stamps. Planked dolth the at:traits and they departed. - Noon No. 1. returned; told me they all ready, and to follow him. He knock ed at the door, fellow wasn't going to let. as in; but changed his mind and opened the door; boys and girls all jumped tip and commenced singing; soon done and sat down, walked me before an officer with a young lady on each side of him, next took me round and. halted ,tne be fore a young lady on the other'side of the roomi don't know what ' she said, was ' looking at her all-the time. Marched me round again heard, all, the girls. talking j and whispering, "Wonder if [leis married —,he Is pretty good looking—perfectly horrid—splendld,Pin just goingfor him,"' etc., said, "How do von do, how are al the folks ?" He kept on talking and told me to sign the constitution. Did so and was marched up before the' first of= ficer who gave me a lot of signs--don7t: know what,they were. was, looking at the girli on each side of him, think he kieriti the prettiest ones by him. - Soon- ail' th 4 boys and girls - jumped up and. joined . hands; one of the girls gave me • a 'glass of water, it wasn't very had, but pretty thin; the other girl,pnt her arms around • my neck .aral•put a white "roller on me ; thought she was going to kiss the; but disagreeably disappointed. They put me in. tho circle, joined hands 'with the girls who said I was splendid, ,then they, hail an intermission. All, came up and shook hands with me; and culled me brothdr; didn't know I had 'so man 7 brothers and and &lidera before. • In- the latter part of the evening, asked the, girl who said she, was going for me,if I could sec her home; she said I coard.iflwr husband was wil- Bing—didn't wait to' see, but took my hat and left whiStling -"• • Not shall - the pledge be. Crer fOr.T.Otterl; • That etimuch Wee create:n • Well touch not:Lief e but, baldle not, - Whatever tutoziretee. Tits Missouri editorsin their late con: vention formally resolved, that a man has the, wile right to walk n " grocery Store and order a barrel of sugar 'or a sack of cotree,:or into law office and de: mind a legal opinion .from its Occupant or into an undertaker's and--request # corm, without expecting to pay for, their respective wares or services, its: int 6 a newspaper office and demand the -use 'of it brains. and Annul° and type; %/Wind a thought of recompense., - 1, • - NUMBER. 38. --Varieties. - -i Ottsation"\t'lifte'lltan gut any ruin?" blood..wil I show :iitself, Agee , old lady with the red nose said. "NEW way to pay old debta"—Bettle promptly and in full. . IFtry.is pint sha - dow' Because it follows you only in sunshine. WE hear a great 4rpi abont labor re form, but there seems to be a greater need of reforming some of;. , tho'selfellOwirarlio don't labor. \ A WEtITERN woman „applied .frtn yoree on the . gron d 'that tier linebanit re- Cased to oatk with her, bi-Canse she was too 411p3 uud could_ oat keep step-0 A OESTLEYAN being naked if his neigh bor's dog was a heater, said it was half hunter end Ulf setter, 'that lie bunted until e-fouutl,a bone, and tbolletdown to eat it. ONE watch set right will do to try many by ; but.on the other hand, one that goes wrong mac be. the means of,mtslazadbris a whble neighborhood. Add the mine may be said of an example. WE notice that_ the agricultural, editor of one_of our eitepanges advises,l4suead ens to''Was ib • the' liew"or the moon." We advise ou!'..reaclers to plant their peas in the ground. .AN editor in Frederickiburg.„ Va., was asked by a itranOt 'air • it wail posilible that little town kept up four newspapers.' and the reply was."Nn, it takes four news papers to ketp l up the towu,",, Tull ladies or th6luiren Kinf,r of Siam have put off the Siamese harem costume und dunned the European burets, - searem costume, eAmsisting of chignons. igh•Lweled.gaitera and !nick &lea of neits net& ; -.I A FOSSIL specimen of the extinct dodo; a bird of immense size- and peculiar forma. tion,liait been found in the gypsum Mittel. at Fort Dodge. lowa. It has beer' pur l chased by au Englaraliri as a gift:to 1.116 British Museum. 'IRE selection of •Conatanae—the city where Huss was burned, nutl• the- laity. were deprived of-half of the holy com munion— for the great Feptember conven tion of old Catholics, is mentioned by Moravian journals as"the Nemesis of his: tory." NOT long ago in the'Court of Appeals, a certain lawytr, of Celtic extraction,' while arguing with earnestness, his case, stated a point and then proceeded—"Anil if it glaze the court, if I am, 41, ' this. I hairs another'point that 'is" 'is" equ4ly conclusive." PRAY'VOI.I very .eoletunly,says Ruskin, to put that idea of knowing all things in heaven and earth out oaf your headi is very little that we carreVer know, chit of the navel .of Providence or of the laws of exnence: 'Bat, that little i,l enough, and exactly eriongh. _A c. nin.&v for the civil eervicc ceiitly have aphis damination in clisgnet. , because he was asked hew' 'of - Wheat cou ld be bought for ten if one bushel cost forty centz...:-Ife said , he had m 4 leariked,anythnigal/04Yeheaq hat he had always done his sian. in pit"-, toes and turnips. Two Irishmen. on a:sultry nrighii•truit: refuge under the heit clothes. from apartr of .mosquitoes. At last nne -of them,' gasping from heat, ventured to •peep be-* yond the bulwarks, and espied. , a fire4ly which had strayed into the room. -Arons4 ing his companion. with a punch.be saidr "Fergus, Fergus, it's no use. might'. as well come out. llere'a one of.the cray thers sarching,for us , wid a.lanteyn Ex-Governor Leonard Fargct,. of Ver• mon t, who•was counsel for the accused or the celebrated Buorn trial, more time fit, ty years amn, and is the only living .: mon ; tnoroughry acquainted with that remarli.' ably case. when the convicted Trisoitin;' was saved from hangipg by the'discovety that his supposed victim wu.s. tan:it/DC well, is soon to publish a, pamphlet• e0n..., taiuing an authentic, rectird of the half 7 . forgutten and often misquoted facts, WE read of a postmaster somewhere in , New Jersey, who has struck for an in 7: crease ofttealary. Why? Simply,beeanse, his dutieS hate become sit onerous the. introduction of the postal carilit. 'Whereas, he could attend to his buitinesa readily enough before, yet the increase of: labor in reading all the ,postal : ptrd sages Which go through .his horde, Compels:him 'to aSk fur a ,libllier'Salatv, and, its he pertineittlyitititiirelli"iis nuts t laborer worthy of his higher!! 'Tres wholesale destruction' O . l' lobsters . on the Pastern coast hai , siiggested . to a" Bostomnewspaper that the next.gi•neriv. tiep. will not enjoy ; this.. first -.rate ,:fish.) The raid oe.lobsters extends. withent.in.. termission from" lloSton to llislifax,..the . great 'dented tieing for cunning: ' .it per= ceptiblo deterioration , in size . is Observed; Once there were lobsters: in' Paned-Hall Market which required.: the ,streng th , of both arms to lift from, the, hilieli.; . now lobsters 'are not much toolarge to put in.; to the vi.tit pocket ' ' ''. '. • • ' Teminco.the other day :with 'an ..able and popuhir'lectifrer, *lid -"seldein failed in getting a good and attentiire'aiiilience; we ventured to ask him What kind of 1 subjects and what:kind of style of amt.:, meat ..tho t leople liked .hest. , ,f•Well.. Wile;the'reply,_"l hardly knew ;lint there's One secret I found Out—What thO 'people hate is information." • People - go to scion.. title lectpres,- no doubt.;, that they tfauld go to see a Greek-play it it was the rush ton ;. but the exuberant chuckle of laugh: •ter,with , which the weakest-attempt' at is joke oiftlie, lecturer's -port is. welcomed hy the gravest ..audience, -is proof. , quito strong enough; ,or the -tveariuess , of.. the natural man. over the ,dry,.huslis of, in strtet!pn,' and his delight when anything .turns up which bus an,...imexpected fie- Nor. it. euggetts, the. feel ing . of an Mali than Who : tastekthe,quiece, 11l his apple tort—"Unw delicious an apple tart nrnukl be. 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