THE • MONTROSE DEMOCRAT. E. B. HAWLEY & Co., Proprietors. VOLUME 30. THE DEMOCRAT Every Wednesday Morning t Montrw,Stsfinehanna County, Pa., By E. B. Ila*lay &. Co. a rear in advance, or f1,2.,:;0 if not In advance. RATES OF ADVERTISING Three fourth. , Inch at space, OP i cos, mete. equare.) , mare, venks or less, $l.OO I month :1 month. S•_> 50; 0 months $150; 1 rear, tyi Qn irterly, half•rearly and yintrly aver in,a•rted nt a liberal reduction on the rite+. When nom without any length of for p . iiblimtion they will he corn ii "Marg.! out and charged according- I V 2•501 Executor's and Ad t!ort Notices, $3.00. All communica ‘a. oi !Hailed or individual interest, 10 cents r Obituary Notices, 10 cents pe! line.— irrt igt, and Death Notices free. JOB Pit] IVTING E cNuted Neatly and Prompllg, A.CD VEnT CIIZAP. Mortgmges. Notes. Justtuat', Consta ;..;wol and other blanks for sate. Basiness Cards. J. A (C: A. IL AreCOLLI".I.I, kr taw Office ever the Rank. Montrose May 10. ISM: tf D. w SEARLE, - r.Y T I,IW, offire over tbe Store of M. ..gt tbe Brick Block. Montrose, Pa. [sal GS W ...:111771, F - r r X9l IR LTACTTRRIIB,-.—Vc. I? 1,,C1 Mtoll:r1.1,!. 3abZ. 1. 1869. 3f r' sUTTOA "1 Nft r.R. nod iN•VISANC6 AGZNT. Erlendssille. per. .1.111 rl, 1, , TAT t :*rio Er.R. J.)1!..). I:10,1"EN zl. ttt, s'••• Shup oval z A' , •r.t.r. in tirAt•ratertylz • • ••• .zorg .z,. warranted to Bt. .1. U. 11".{1:T:EN, L.t V. ltooutt Rack Pay. Penal. all ended to. 00,1. 11, ser P.,rd's store. Nootroee.Pe. [Al,l.'O Si. A. ClNss.llo3 - .. nrr 17 et 11 'l . .oT:cc at the C..tun . 4 /10711A. the .M 4 .1 c , Ser, fish. 1,71.-11. d- co. Pry liamia. Clothing. Lattice and Mingles •tvie• axente tar the great American . lotrve Cocipenj. [ltiantroee. Jitly I. In. IT. W. SMITH, .1; itoo-n• at h.• derellimr, oral door raid of the ;;;;I. 1;4; oda, Off re 1. , •0rr iroto 9a. a. eloo. • 4, I=7l—tf LAW OFFICE. T •••• V, lit..rneyo Lau,. •t the old ale, Fitch. /Contuse, Pa. !J3ll. 'll.l J. RA I.7'TER, TAI Loll. Strop over J. It. DeWitt's ~- F. I`.+lll Isll AI? El. 717:RELL, Chttnicala, Paints. OHL • 1• • we,. rat.) G...•. Jewelry. Per ]to 11 utr.se. gstabTl•hed ~; 11,1. 44 DPIVITT. tr.ritori. In flinkraptcy. Wine City National amt. Bing \ . I Jematz Drarrrr. DI; Ir. L. lIICIIARDSOY, 'I /AN rt N L'ltttgl).N, tenders his profession& • , e• , the eli,irens of Montroee hod vicinity.— at • rurldencd. on the corner met of Sayre & .. Foundry.' fAuz.l. 18S9. CII_IIILES STODDAPJA • • r,nn• and Shona, Hain and Cap. Leather and M 4in Street, Iwt door Delon . Boytr• Store. nalOc w unter. and repairing done neatly. 1 170. LEWIS KNOLL. 5,11 \ N - Pcf.i AND HAIR DRESSING. is. s..v• Postoffilre bonding. Where he ready to attend .11 who may want anytmag Montrose Ps. Oa. 19. 1869. DR S. W. DAYTON, SURGEON, tenders 61a renlece t 3 • 01 I;rest Bend and vicinity. Office at bin lottroont non., GI bead vifilde q. Lt. DIL LI A. LATHROP, , :t.te , •ag Tomas!. Rsrna, at the Foot of ,reet. Call and commit la all Chronic .41?1,EY MORRIS, trrl B%.,REit, bap moeed hie shop to the open) by J It. Dew_". Pm' • I thou At wad, in ht. !DUI IRO CM pAtta etc. All work done. CM .bolt • •••‘, ten, t• Jor. Pie :Pe cad *Ad ye - ma. H. II catarrz. , n Fend.. and Fancy Dlzt 43 - 9944 L. redetr... 2. 01,4 " In,u, tt,tce., !gags. 11,d, and .Fa •••-. !Intl and Cap., Fare, 13cdrald • Prns•ndona. ke. EXCHANGE HOTEL. ~. .uutx(;TON r l¢pee So tatona thepublic that re..u-n the Excitant - Re Hotel In Mon tavv•- • he ~ . .- c glwactuaimudtte the tratteling pablle • i.•.• ,ylt. 25. 1673, lIILLIJGSBPSOUD, AND LIFE 1:237a/L6leg A C " T o or y ..., tended to premp ll 7-on far & el.! of the bask o • 11, Cooper . ti..nne, Xtentrose. Pa. .(Ajg. !.$7,1 . ) 61:Luxes evreovo. J. D. VAIL. r.rmwYvrssessx atm Sesonsor. Has penal:wet-4 ,•1 :•a•olf In Mon burr, Pa. • where he will prompt: slice Os in bit. profession with start he tiny sr_nd residence west of the Court Watson'. e distance we had to tr,ivel was but a short one, A. few hlocks passed, and she led me up several flights of dismal, creaking stairs into a room. "Florence, is that you ?" I heard ask.d by whist my ear convinced me was a pair of childish, almost infantile lips. "Yea, darling, lie still for a moment." "I am so glad; you have been so long —so very long sway, and Irma so,sick and cold and hungry, and it was so dark, and I have beau so frightened at strange noises," My fair guide had been making prepa, ration to obtain a light; but when be beard these words ehe flew to the other side of the room, and I knew that many warm kisses were given and returned. ' , Excuse me, sir," she said, as she turn ed and lighted the nen naut ut a candle. "Excuse me,but I have been so long away from Bessie." I answered not. Her voice had a mel• ody in it, now upended by love, that I wished it to linger unbroken upon my ear, like the strains of some songs I have heard, which have haunted me for years. In a moment the candle shed a sickly light around the little room. Little in deed, and unfurnished to nothingness! One scantily covered bed was all. But within I saw a sweet wee face that made me forget all else. I approached it and laid my bands Upon the pulse of the little su (fere r. "Who are you ?" she asked, drawing back in alarm. "lie is a doctor, Bessie; a dear gond kind friend," replied her sister, and from that moment she became perfectly passive in my hanii It did not require one learned in the science of mabria medico to see what was required. I made the proper prescription, saw that it was tenderly administered.told the eldest sister that I would be back in a few moments, and resisting all her at tempts to light me down stairs, groped my way into the street. I had noticed an eating house at but a little distance as we came along, and a statement 01 the case, backed by the all powerful king of the world. gold, soon procured the loan of the disused stove, a couple of chairs, fell], light and proper food, and in a -beet half hour the little room wore something like an air of comfort. Another hour the eyes of the child were closed in slumber, and I urged her sister to seek repose, but in vain. "At least, lie down and let me cover you with my cloak," I urged. "No, doctor," was the constant reply. "I cannot, I ant so happy, It must have I been God that directed my wandering ! stew to yon." id so we eat, with the night wind rpsring without, watching the almost an ! gelic face of the peacefully slumbering ;child—sat and talked of what I was more than anxions to hear. But the consersa Lion of those lung dark licurs,can be con ' dens , d into a very brief space. She wilt. would have sold her body for the sake of giving a little longer life to her sister, wa.s the daughter of at least supposed wealth. But a few years previ ously she could have held her head as high as the highest. Both hirth and ed ucation fitted her for it, But mithirtunes came—a series of disasters upon laud and sea, against which no lin floor forethought could goard,cumbined with treachery arid ingratitude of the deepest dye,swept away all. Iu their foutsieo followed the death of the mother, leaving an infant of but a lew mouths ofd. The fond frther strug gled against the tide manfully, for a brief time, when his health gave way, and he followed his wife through the dark valley and beyond the shining river, leaving the elder sister to provide for the younger. "F. - 1r a time," continued the poor girl, was able .to live comfortably by the Bale of the furnitur? and articles of value that Th , n—why should I un bosom myself to a stranger r she asked, ! stoppitil steldenly, and looking, me full in the free. "Because,' I replied with a smile at her earnestness, “because you have found a true heart and one who can feel for yen." "Yes, may heaven be thanked! I feel that it is SJ. Well ; I strut Bled on—no, fought were the better word," she conlin to-tin-all the lines about her noble mouth suddenly becoming hard. "I fought for life, sometimes teaching, sometimes sew ing', in short doing anything that my strength permitted, until sickness came. still I gave not away to despair. Truly I was bound to the stake—a sweet one —mv darling sister. Of the insults I received while seeking work I shall never speak.— They must remain forever locked in my own breast;" and the pallid face was flushed to scarlet even at the thought. °And found no employment?' "None! Piece by piece I parted, with the little furniture that I was the posses sor of, until what you see was all that re mained." "Aly poor child." trne"—l saw that she was nerv ing herself to tell me something that was painful—very painful—and would have stopped her, but she resolutely continued. "It is true some money was offered me by more than one man, but I instantly and indignantly hurled it back in my instil ter's face. Then, great heaven ! upon this bitter night, with all of hope guile, I de termined tosell my 'way to some surgeon." "What in the name .of heaven could have put such an idea into your head?" "I don't know. I cannot tell. Some where I had either read or heard of some thing of the kind." " Yon must have been very deeper- "On the verge of distmetinn, I bad but one dreatn, one desire—to save my darling sister even a ainglz hour of pain • ' "Hive von no relatives'?" "Not a single one- that I know of.— Bath of City parents were only children wham their parents came frum foreign lands." She paused and turned to smooth the hair of the shunbering Besie, and im print a kiss upon the curl-wreathed mid snowy brow ; and I thought what des perate trials one like her must have pass• ed through in order to bring her mind to look calmly upon giving herself to the knife and the ribald jests- of the dissect ing room. And I thought. too, of the sterling truth of her young heart that could resist the ahirements of gold when so hedged by want and pain in their most terrible shapes, I thought, too—but she interrupted ma with; "My kind—indeed I might say my only friend—whom God raieed up IoF Ulu in the hour when all was darkness and misery, and black death tun' a pauper's grave teas staring me in the fare. sfy kind friend—but I am keep ing rou from your reso "Me ? A physician's rest is one that is constantly broken in upon and—si ill you parson toe? I hare Dever had my heart so deeply touched, nor my feelings so much Interested in all my lite," A faint rose blush crept up from the exquisitely moulded throat and mantled the soft cheeks. She took my hand and pressed it to her lips. leaving a warm. lin gering kiss upon it. Did I suddenly build any castles in Spain ? When the morning light broke again I over the gay city the storm had ceased, and nature smiled—coldly, it is true, but I brilliantly. There was u peaceful break fast served in that little room, but the dinner was taken in far better quarters. As I write these lines I, write slime, at least, of my dreams of wealth and posi tion realized, sit in a cozy study and lis ten to the wrathful howlings of the tem pest without. There is a beautiful,brown haired woman sewing near, and a sprite of a girl decorating a snow-white kitten with a crimson ribbou,on the rug in front of the glowinggrate. I look up sudden ly from the tioo k I was reading at the former, Our eyes meet, Are we both thinking of the past? It may be so,— ! She steals softly behind my chair and twines her arms around my neck. "Darling, do you remember such a night as this, scarcely a year ago?" she asks. "Yes. f was thinking of, it." "And of what brought me to you £" "Yes." She bends still nearer to-me ; I feel her warm breath upon my cheeks; I feel her fervent kiss—such a one as only a young and lovely wife ean give ; and I hear, as it were, whispered rather by spirit than mortal lips: "Now, my darang. I um yours, body and soul." flow Eine Became Green Mr. Green was a good looking man, very—he dressed well—was well posted up in matter's of business, and had the reputation of being a smart man. But Mr. Green had lived thirty years without a wife. It wasn't his fault, for be was fond of the society of the fairer sex, owned a fine house, which he rented for his board, and there were plenty of marriageable is dies iu the village. How happened it, then, that Mr. Green remained a Mate of single blessedness? Want of coinage. Mr. Green was a cow ard among the ladies. True,he eunbl pick up a lady's handkerchief, hold a skein of yarn, or give his afm in the politest man ner to escort a lady, from church. He had seen half a dozen mime ! ' h e would hav e married ) or who would have married him, but he never could muster sullicientconr age to ask either of them whether she would or not. One evening he was visiting at the wid ow Smith's—Widow Stmtb—not twenty six years had flown over her head,and yet sh e li e d been a widow three years, and bed long put off her widow's weeds. She was pretty, had placed her only child be side her husband in the graveyard, and sighed for a companion ; and many a time had she remarked to her friends she won dered why Mr. Green did not get married. He was an occaanmal caller at her house, and would have married her at au hour's notice. But she did dot know it. Ile had never a hispered to her of love. He could talk about the crops—the growth of the villiage—the industry of the young men, and all the other matters wh eh the widow did hot care fo hear about, but the ••one thing" which would have struck her ears us the sweetest of sounds, he never mentioned. On the evening in question. the widow was excesiivelv annoyed by her domestics. Hardly was Mr. Green seated when Brid get made her appearance at the Mrs. Smith, if it plate you," said the donwstic, "wi!l you look - into Cie kitchen fur a mintee ?" Scarcely had Mrs. Smith returned,when the bushy head of John, the hired man, was thrust into the dour with: “M re. Smith.” •"liow 1 hate the name of Smith e said the lady. Mr. Green's eyes dilated for a moment —he opened his mouth and exclaimed in hurried accents: "Make it Green, ma'am—make it Green !" And in less than a month there was no "Widow Smith" in our village. A Very Bud Boy. The chief astronomer at the Wishing ton Observatory was dreadfully sold a few days ago. A wicked boy whose Sunday School experience seems only to. have made him more depraved, caught a fire-fly, and stuck it, with the aid of some mucillage, in the centre of di? lar gest lens in the te!eecupe. That night when the astronomer went to work, he perceived a blaze of light apparently in the heavens, and, what amazed him more was that it would give a couple spurts and then die out,only to burst forth again in a second or two. He examined it care. fully fora few moments, and then he ne. gan to do sums to discover where in the heavens' that extraordinary star was placed. He thought he found the locality and the next morning he telegraphed all over the universe that he ha d discovered a new and remarkable star of the third" magnitude in Orion. In a day or two half the astronomers in Europe and America were studying Orion, and they gazed at it for hours-until they were mad, and then they began to telegraph to the man in Washingrou to know what he meant. The' discoverer took another look, and found that the new star hud moved about eight, een billion miles in twenty-four hours,and upon examining it closely he was alarmed to perceive that it had legal When he went up to the dome the next morning to polish up his glass he found the light ning bug. People down at Alexandria seven miles* distant beard part of the swearing, and they , say he infused into it much whole smiled sincerity and vigor (Ma energy. The bills for telegraphic dis patches amounted Po $2,000, and now the astronomer wants to find that boy. -He wishes to consult with him about some thing.—Max Adder. .4nr Iriahnion in Blidgmort,Canti„who was told that his employer's eters had burned down, eselaimed,-: qWell, .1 can't see how that caw be, when I have the kay in me pocket," TermsTWO DOLLARS PER VP/11MS AANCEE IF NOT PAID IN •DVANQE. 60 Cp. DT EXTRA/ Thh Three Shier*. DY W. L. @lt 01:MAKER. The parliament has lately confirmed the sen tence of death passed tut two daughters of a gentleman of AnJnu, named 3latlallion, fur the murder of the lover of their younger sister. It appears that he was engaged to be married to the eldest slater, but, deserting her, and passing over the second, he transferred 116 addresses to the youngest. The twoelder sisters, In revenge, Invited him to play at blindman's buff, and, while one In and his eyes, the other cut Lis throat.—From tks Lersv4m , mos, 1244 put.. Wheel in London. I tun the eldest born of three; Three sisters—fair, they say—ere we; One, only one, there soon will be; For two must die to-morrow. A gentleman of bel Anjou Besought my love, and he seemed true, But cbuog•d—ns nfen arc wont to du, 0 love, thou art but sorrow He wooed me long; my heart lie gained ; But when love'aorb in him attained Its full, by slow degrees it waned; And two must die to-morrow. Ho broke me with his plighted word, And all his passion ho transferred To her, the fairest—her, the third. 0 love. thou art but sorrow! But Claire, the next to me In age, My insult felt, and shared my rage, Which, save revenge, could naught auxins; So we must dic to-morrow. Nor was it long that we forbore, Although a careless look we wore, While I—l scorned him more and more. 0 love, thou art but sorrow She whom he loved, loved not—'twos well To her our mind we would not tell ; Too dire such thought in der to dwell; Nor must she die to-morrow. But still, we mid, should she be nigh, And see the fickle hearted die— Yet not ere I hod whispered why. I) love, thou lad but sorrow Ah, skilfully our plot Ise laid! At hoodmamblind a game we made, And long and merrily we played ; The game must end to-morrow. At-length, when Claire the bend had placed Abort his eyes, she clasped his waist, And his red blood try dagger graced. 0 love, thou art but sorrow I He tar:waled not; be made no moan ; My whisper froze him Into stone; We scarce knew when lilt soul had fluwa Two more most part to-morrow. No traitress was our trembling mate ; But none can be more wise than fate: Our blood for his must expiate. 0 love, thou art but sorrow ! What's done—i+ done: why need wa ugh? But all, to youug—so soon to die ! Yet Trout oar doom we cannot tly ; We, too, must tile tomorrow. Then welcome, Death !--revenge was sweet, Though thou wilt make it less complete, Lice Madallons, our end we'll meet. 0 love, thou art but sorrow Tile Priest atid Ills Dinner. 'An Irish pnest was standing' at the corner or a square about the hour of din ner, when one of his countrymen, ob serving the worthy father in perplexity thus addr-ssed him: "Oh, Flther O'Leary, how Wyour riv erenee ?" "Mighty putout, Pat," was the reply. "Put out! Who would put out your riverenee ?" "Ah, ycu don't understand, that is just it. lum invited to dire at one of the houses in thii square, and I have forgot ten the nam-, and never looked at the number.and now it is nearly one o'clock," "Oh, is that all ?" was the reply. ",Just now be aisy, your riverence; settL that for you." So &lying, away flew the good natured Irishman around the square, glancing at the kitchens, and when he discovered a fire that denoted hospitality, be thunderT ed at the door and inquired: "Is Father O'Leary here r As might be expected, again and again he was repulsed. At length an angry foot, man exclaimed: 'No, bother on Father O'Leary ; •he is not here, tot he was to dine here today, and the conk is in u rage, and says the dinner will be spoiled. All is waiting for Father O'Leary." Paddy, leaping from the door as if the steps oere OU tity, rushed up to the aston ished priest. Baling: "All is right, your riverenee; you dine at forte-three, and a mighty good dinner you'll geL" `oli, Pat," said the grateful pastor, "the blessings of a hungry man he upon you." "Long life and happiness to your river eine ; I have got your malady; I only wish I had your care." AN Indian told .up at Leech Lake, Minn.. that the way he got, whisky in Brainerd was as follows: They got up in the rear of the bui!ding, where there are two boles in the wall; out of one hole au arm is thrust to receive the mon ey and jug, and out of the other hole the whisky—governed in quality by the amount of money received through the first hole referred to—Was passed by an other arm. The face of the seller is nev er teen,but the Indian said that generally the One that took the money was other than the one that passed out the whiskey, showing two persons engaged in it. OLD Parson Peters, who once ofkiated professionally in Ifebrar, Connecticut, and who was quite a considerable of a wag withal, once happened to marry a 31r. Partridge to a Miss Brace. When the executive part of the Ceremony had been concluded, the, parents of the happy bride desired.that he would close . the perform ance; with a brief prayer which he ;to cordingly - 'proceeded to .do, under the form of . a benediction, and in theft words :. "God bless this brace of par tridges-,-Amen 'AD old folks were quite satislied• • A Dung woman kept is toll-gate,-- One foggy ally a tniveler fished: "Modulo, liow far' is it to " 4 •Shoost a little vays." Iva the reply. "yes, hot huw for r'agaiii pshed tpp traveler, "sheest a little Nays," 131Pre eroPhatir, ' 3 la4aln. is it 0ne,.,tw0 4 , three; four, or flee miles'?" • ' • The good woman ingeniously replied.; '1 clinks it is. Ntluppo s c e , Items or loterest. Tata never "stays?' ThklaCCouifti fop he great waste of time. Ir takes four barrels of flour to covep Pittsburgh with circus rosters. CALitoßsze dog revealed a murder by bringing home a human arm. AN attempt is being made to 1180 raw mill refuse for smelting iron in Miehia gan• IT is expected that Minnesota:OA export this year 20,000,000 baisheli 'of wheat. Toe St. Louis Dispatch is going trs publish au edidoy op Sunday after, a uoselq , ju uewspispm in lhis cobutry. LIE proposed new constitution oP Pennsylvania ewers silty large printed pages, being five times as furge as the old one. "Ou, Ma," said a little girl who had been to the show, "I've seen the elephank and he walks backwards • and eats wild/ his tail." "Miss. was the result of the trial oP that horse-stealer?" asked giasouriai l of his neighbor. "Olt, lut was left in ens; pence." SunrnlL Peorians mistake their new letter•carriers (or book agents and light,: nitig•rud peddlers, mid throw stones at them. A LOUISIANA paper states that the ins scription "for sale" or ''for rent" is poste4 ou more than 6,000 honses and !gores iq New Orleans. Piton Dubuque: "In order not to nem the reputation of Dutnique'bitainea men the names of drunkards beforethe police court arc suppressed by the paper." Ir is proposed to char.ge the name of Chicago to Edwardsville, in honor of the Directory man, who has does for the city what no legitimate ceosus-toker could do, —SI. Louis Globe. A FRENCHMAN profeszes to have dis emered,by experiments upon himself that cogee taken upon an ympty stotriach rem, ders the mind•alsnormally.ylear µRd CM} temper unusually bad. ' • • A YOUNG lady was thrown from a car riage in Shrewsbury. Mass., the other day, cud had one leg bn,lien, and the ac- cident wits still further etimidiEiteini her falling on a wasp's 'nest. . "Wu.t'r do yon think of Inv , organ or speech r enquired a tipsy hitrrister- of his "It is an orgau without stops and the pipes are always dry," was tba ' - answer. SyLvEsTitti .when adjudged not'guilty . of mtirdexr of his wife, rose up unirsaid: • "Geiitli. men, I think I eau stand the-soda. water. ou this." , ....„ Tuu editor of the Fauicukee.. Gakella. thinks fishing, as a general rule,,,don't pay. "We stood it all clay in the riven l a s t week," he says, "hut cnualAt 4 0 thhift —until we got hems." A 'DA RIMY BOY at Harksvillo, Ky . ., who, lens looking for a squirrel *Web a coni l' was shalcing ant of a tree; caught the qvarnutit" in his alouth, but lust'hii front teeth by the . •,' AN old Scotch woman termed Pekbaii.. - ey ' 4 it body wi' en awful slab' and declared, he would make grand' preacher, although a huntle o' the Mk . %cecina ken what he was dritiu" • ,!' • A rAstmous yacly ip Chipaict brdokeliii engagement became her Im:cr . /stained hew sash and the back breadth of her , dreg ~ suit with tobacco juice. The' diseoled lever yaw tautita her for her • . 17 , is said that wally thousand pounds of trout are annually caught. a!noilg 'the , Adironduetts which are left to rot:siron . e. the shore. Such s enseless barbarians:As , hastening the depopulatio4,:,4.ltll4 streams. PETER KEsstEn, the mnle•stealer, vim was imprisoned in Jeirenson .City, has been hanged by s Mob, and the Sher; a who had him in charge has been Poi btilY and two cabers very seriqualy tied, A FATIIEI3 in Wilmington. Del., 'who - took a great dislike to one of his eliddrew' that was "reel footed"—having feet turn ? : ed out—was arrested for endeavoring yi peranade his wife to assist him Jo poison.: mg it. No locomotive is allowed to use 'a steiti4 whistle in Altoona. that city pf railroad* • where:engines; trains and Shifting cars ira almost constantly in motion by night and ' day 7 .so that if whistling is essential in, , any town that would begine or the places. "Get out or my way—what am. goal for?" said a cross old man to a lit tle bright`:*eyed urchin who hoppened . t.4., stied the way.' The little fellpi,_2o, he stepped . aside, replied very gintly; "They make men "Ant of each things a we are," " •Ae4 A. urns girl, who had g 'prat kind um of heart for all the animal creation * . , saw, a hen preparing tu gather her clilokT, ens - under her wings, and shouted earriesti: ly: "0! 'don't sit down on, those beautl4 ' ful little birds, you great -ugly old roost:. er gouge to the Gold - 4;66a' (N. CJ'poefj office: f•Nnthing, tir." letter for me, you. say:?"... 4 , o .Nothing." "Dad fetch , the luck! Say; mister, ain't, ttinr 'outlier postoffice in town "Only , One." "Nell, all I've got to 4,1k;-'- It ' s aue,horse town that can't sport: but ono pestoflice," was the comment of the coqnr trymati as Iro strofle into the, strut.., . . . 'A Baptist paper in Ohio was sent nine rears to a Subscriber who. never Paid a cent for it. ; The other day the newspaper was returned to the patient antl long•suf fering publisher;with the affeptingpeacil note on its margin i "Gone :to a: hettet ' The editor is a vet" , pions, man, bat it is repot ted that his faith is terribly shalicri-in regard , to the accuracy of the information.. , -