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A TTAAAET. At LAW ()MCC CVO the Bank, )tantrear Mentra , e,May 10. ISTI. If 1). Ir. 5t,..1R1,E, A r r. , RNEY AT LAW, nflleer c,er the Slore M M I a the !trick Mack. Men [Poor, Pa. Danl4l, w. W. SMITH, "..:AIIIVKT ANTI CHAIR mANLlFActrprna of Nir.in •trrrt. Sioarth.E. Tn. 13‘14. 1. 18fi9. r. Si77O.V. A I'VTIO7.7F:EIt, and Is.vrtaNcr. ANENT. aut telt( Friend.ville, Pa .1.311 - EL Y, C - NITET) ST \ TES A UCTIONEEI:. JAddress, Brooklyn. rm. MIME! FA`MIONABLE. TALLJIL, Montrone. Pa Shop o. Chandler's !gore. A!' ..rdrrn rofra in drpt-r.dt et7la 'untlnT done •hot nout-2, and tramtworl lo At, A. 0. /: RA% \ A TTOR.NEY A. LA W. Bounty, Park Pay. Peorfol and Err, • on Claims atroroled to. °Mee Or .00r below lloyd'• store. (Am. I. w.a. rttri l!u r A Itorhey OGlre et thil Conn tintpt, in th L'ontinlosmore.. Othro. W .A. Crtanr3lo3l. Muntrust. "tent. Gth. I ef7l.—tt, Me h - F.'.17.1R. 4- rO. Dealer.. In Dry Goode. (*troth..., [..dice and Miseet Line Shoe* Vs, agent. icr the great AlSletit%l Tea and Coffee Company (Montrone. day 17. 'll.l 11lorry, 12.. a. at 111, dwrllinr, 'wt . ! door enm of thr Republic, n Irmo lug hoot. front !I • It to r a. Mont ro. , e. May 3. ()FTIVE • PITCH .t W‘TKON, A44an•ore at Law. at the old office •111..iley Pith. V Wit:DAC. Pe. e. r 'leen 1.1. in 11, 'll.[ le. fr. vrereor. J. .k , ' A UTTER, AS 171051111.6 T41L011.. Shop-error J. R. DeWitt's %tore llootrase Feb. loth 4 17EL T MBE', Staler In ilrngn. Medlcinen, Chrmlenln, Paints, 011 s, Dye ittu ft*, Trak SitiCeP, Fancy f lood ., 4esnelry, Per romery..Le„; Mcrltruenr.FlL.: Itnisshllnlned 16111 [Feb. 1, ISI 5C0771.1; d• DEWITT. "Xo, Helen, I never would offer my sett to a woman Mini quite sure that slid - would accept me." "And how is your honor to know with ont asking ?" "Oh, an affectionate woman cannot help betraying it in some way, if she is really in love." 4 .`i'sbanr ! Charley; yon yonng, men have such nonderful knowledge of our sex,and such sublime confidence in your, own judgments respecting us. Ljt me tell you, sir, that pride keeps many a woman from betraying her preference.' "1 am not talking of proud women, I want nothing o do with that style—cold and passionless. Give me the sweef,frank impulsive creature that is not ashamed to let a man see she cares fortiim." "Sweet, frank, Impulsive creature! Oh, Charley! In other words, a little, soft, mincing,sentimental idiot.thric hasn't enough sense to keep be'r fertdrea to her- , self, Minny!" . and the speeker turned •o' a mischi.-vous looking brunette seated' very demurely at her embroidery. "Id in ny. havn't you anything to say upon this very important questwn ?; Charles is sneer - nig at proud -unmftti. Aren't you going to defend yourself ?" "Atn .1 proud ?"., -she inquired in re turn, , with a .00. t. or questioning inno cence, that changed suddenly to one of blushing confristotti at she encotinteicd the gentleman's admiring gaze. "Are you proud, Bliss Innocence? Did not my country cousin call you a stuck-op minx ? Of cougse you are, and what is worse still, you are proud of pride." "Why, Helen. you are making me out a terrible case; Mr. Forsyth will be dis gusted." "That was impossible," be said in a low voice as he passed by her side out of the room. "What did ho say, Minny," inquired his cousin after, he had gone. "Oh, some non/arise,- that own speech, culled forth, ,that was all.— But holy- foblishli" sensitliii 'men are about being refused! I do not see why: they take it ankh to'heart. — lthink it is absurd foie ban to feel the refusal of one woman so deeply, when be knows there ate plenty of others ready to say yea in 13 inotneat." "Trite bet be does not iVant the others BMW d NICHOLS, • and it must be a great disappointment." D'.1.4 as in Drags, Medicines. Chemicals, D. "Dipappbintment . eotpse , ;: lint tee .rgas,ealots, Otis, Varnish. Liguori. Spices.raney"" 11° t talking of-Ahat: It is -the' !YD. Pnteut Medicines, Ferrameryand Toiletnr. `" ~ 11 e r l ec l i nit r?reseriptIons earofeilly compounded... , miliation your cousin means to avoid.— s, a. Bessj X . °"I ? " ' Pa % Alfa Nom Li. am atraid that. be and die a , Feb. Warn ° bachelor." ‘ • "- - • Attorneys et Law nod !kale! torii in Hanitrurrtcy. office 4.9 Court Street.over City National Molt. Ittog b.,inton . N. Y. Mei. H. seor MI=EM DR W. L. RICHARDSON, MITSIdIAN It SURGEON, tenders Ills professions services to the citizens of Montrose and vicinity.— Ofece at htenasidence, on the corner east of Sayre a Bros. rodndry. fans-i. 1869. CHA R LES' N. sTODDA >tale, in Iloota acid Shoes, Rata and Caps. Leather and Folding', Main Street, lit door below Boyd's Store. Work made to order and repairing done neatly. alei.Lroae.Jan.l,l.M. LEWIS.TEYOLL SERVING AND HAIR DILEING. Shop in the new Pootofflee tmtldinc, where he will found ready to attend nil who may moat anything in his line: Montfort. Pe. Oct- 18. 1869. DR. S. B. D.. 4 170. Y, fir.SICIAN & SURGEON, tenders his Peryfree to rue citizens of - Great Bend and vicinity. °ince at hie rc. Idenoe. opposite Barnum House, Gl..Bend village. Sept. let, 1669.—.tf DR. D. A. LATHROP, A 4:ministers ELECITIIO TLIEZNILI3Arktx, at the Poet of rtesteat street. Call and cussalt la all Chronic o Munt.roxe. Jan. 17, CIL4RLNY ',iroßnrs, THE lIATTt hap mo•ed hip shop to the ectopieti by.J. it. DeWitt. Whore he le pre pared-Ea do ad kinds or work In hie line, each a. ma king .eritcher, paths. etc. All 'Pork done on short nonce and pricer low. Please call and see me. .. . A RETIIBI.T3'. , ht,, ler ,n Stardlr and Ftney . Dr.r Goodo. Crnftery. !Lard "'ace. Iron. Stoves, Drags. 011 e, and Paiute. Bad! , :adiihoeo. fist. and Caps, Fors, &Mao Hobe:. Oro eeriea. Provieious, It. , New..llllllohl, 1 a.. Nov". 0. 12-4 f. ~..: • EXCHANGE HOTEL fP , A. MeCEACK.IiNi. ariMera to inform theriblietbat having rented the Exeluinge !Intel In Montroer. he k none prnpared to accommodate the traveling public ! n firot.eiam etTle. Montrone, Aug. 241811. IiTLLINGS STROUD. - FIRE "MU 14w. lascbuarcr.. t AGENT. AI: nee. stein dedto p rompt {air term*. Once ervt door eett of the bent o r Wm. EL Cooper Public Avenue, Elonttereer Pi. ug.1.18/39, my It, 1e12.1 Bluterus Stgtorn. J_ D. fAIL, Iln ItNIPATIDC PUTT= AN AND Stltelrcon. looated himself In Montrose, N., soltere botslillnotnPfi' I. mend to all mtletn btopmfesalon *Fab %WO be =V be favored. Office and residence treat of the court lloue, near nob & Watson's °Mee. • 11dontrose. YebrearyB.lB2l. F. CIIURCHILL: •tice or the Nur : °Mee over 1.. B. Lenbeles More rent Bend borough. Basquetuionit County, Penn . *. H. e the oetlemeot of the dockets of the late leas Hee WM te. deceneed. Oftlee hoer. from Dto 12 (retook .. tn.. awl from l'to 4 o'clock p. m. Great Be nit. Oct. 2d, 1811. 5, Li 1,146 • THE HEAVENLY SECRET. -tp The following stately and exquisite poem on the grave theme of Immortality was written by George Cooper Does the dark tirierroundless river Stretch Po wide— The homeward rolling tide Over which have crossed Our loved and early lost, • That their Unsealed eyes may never see The flirt her side, Where still amid this toil and misery We hide? Is tho realm of theirgandllOn „ Close at ham' To this our Hying land ? Nearer than Ai-dreamt . Can they catch the gleam Of our stuilta. and hear the words we speak? And see our deeds ? And, looking deeper than our 0p.% may seek? Our needs? Do they minghLin our,gladness Do Amy grieve Whim of good ire leave'? Do they know thought and hope, White we in shadow grope? Can they hear the Future's high Yet hick the power To lead us to our ills or to attest The hour Whentthey find hojired with sorrow ' ' Or when earth passed by For them do they forget The cores that here beet Their well beloveds Or do they wait It). be it thus!) And IN atch beside the golden gate Ear ufty To are yearnipq farzthele Secret - • *C IMII. - No ansller ever falls rpon air dullard ears, To quell nor nameless fears, Yet God is over all, whate'er may he, And trusting so, Patience, my brart a little while and Ire -Mitall. , knots,, • •- ' . We wait then, In patience, or "We Pan.;.Avalstraiii, Like btrdi against the wires, With heating or bruised wings agninst the rim That bounds our utmost flying. When we seek the distant and the dim IMPROVISATIONS Though thy constant tore I share, Yo, Its jilts ie tom; In ranntlth I thought thee fair; Thou art older and fairer! Full of more than young delight! Now a day and night are; For the presenee l then so bright, la closer, brighter. • , In the baste of y outh w•e mi,s Its best of blisses; Vin' titer limn the stolen lass Are the grunted kisses. Dearer than the words that hide The love abiding Are the words tl.raijondly chide When love needs chiding. Higher Quin the perfect song For whlch love longed, Is the tender fear of nrong That never wrongeth. She whom youth alone make dear Maya while seem nean7; Thou art miur 4 .0 many a year. The older, the dearer`, The Story Teller AT LETTUCE THORP& .Jcao:s Dewtrr But—we wait MINNY'S FALL. "TRUTH AND RIGHT : GOD AND OUR COUNTRY." MONTROSE, PA., WEDNESDAY, AUG. 27, 1873. "I am afraid 60 too, if he waits for you I to betray your preference." "Nonsense, Helen; he has never given ; ma any reason." "Of emits° not. Has he not just said i that he would never tell his lure until quite sure of a return. It is the only unmanly thing I ever heard him say.' "You are very severe, Helen." "Because he is such a dear, good fellow 'hat I do not like to have him betray so much vanity, for that is at the bottom of it, you know, Minny. I wish something dreadful would happen to you, deur." "Well, really, I am very much obliged to you. Shall I break my neck for your especial gratification ? Would you like to have me jump out of the window, or into the lake ?" "Nn, but I want you to frighten him in some way. I- would be such fun to make him speak." -Oh, Helm I should be ashamed." 'Tallow! I'll tell you how to manage it. Jlake your horse run away, and then pretend that you are terrible hurt.' "I won't do anything of the kind, I hate such thinga' r "Min's to know Y I never Allan tell, and if you don't do it, you and Charles will go on in this way for years and years, and then you will marry same man you do not care a pin for, just out of pique. end lose the kindest, most generous flAlow in the world. whose %limity only needs a little lesson. You can jump off you horse and then send him home, and I shall see Charles' face when the riderless steed makes his appea,ance. AU I am afraid of is that I shall not be able to keep me countenance. Come, Miuny, say you'll do it. and ru promise to ac company you when you go back to New York." yuu really. Helen r! "Yes. I will, if you'll agree to what priipose.7 . -Well, I wood do almost anything for the sake of having you go home with me. even a mean eon temittible thing like that though I bate the very thought of it." "Von are too high tuned, Minny. alto. nether. lint I would not ask von to du it fur any other mau.' 'Men Rodney was an orphan, living with her nude, the father of Charles For syth, for Wpm she felt all the . lure and tenderness of a sister, which affection was so warmly returned by hint, althongli they never indulged in any consinly flir tation whatever. indeed, it bad lung been a favorite scheme of hers, that Mutiny Hamilton, it. r school girl friend, should 'teetime her cutism's wife. She felt gnat. evinced that they were mutually attached hat feared pride would them apart. flue nest morning Charles was r e ading tn itis room when he helm' Helen's voice in the garden c;111111 tle hunt, and beggin that he would come down mid see 60111. s.lrange plas,t flint had Id,wined.-- "Ilut where is :1114s Hamilton r he in quire'', an er the Gaer had been duly ea• antined Lind adtutrea. -She went off riding on the white postv." "What, alone f' ; she intended getting Annie Rip. ley to join her, tin a horses :rot go it ireli together; oh, Charley, there mines rho horse without any rider. !dimly must have been thrown. - Run—ruu and see: . Ile did not wait to he told, however, (nit went off like the wind in the din-et inn that the horse had come, while Helen ran into the lion se to indulge in a wicked laugh at her vousin's expense. Then she itt down to wait . the denouncement of the adventure ; growing very impatient, however, as the moments passed without either Charles or Minny nicking their ap• I , e:trance. Finally, however, to her utter amazement and chagrin, she saw the lat ter dragging herself slowly up the hill upon which the house was situated. She ran out at once to meet her, her spirits sinking lower and lower as she caught the expression of the young girl's face. "What is the matter ?" she cried; makes you look so —" "Mad? Yes," exclaimed Hinny, pet tishly; "that is just the way I fed. I have made a fool of myself, and hurt my ankle into the bargain, and there's the end of your interesting scheme, Miss Rodney. lam so mad, 80—" "Oh, Minny, don't be angry with me, I am so sorry. But let me help you, and tell me how it all happened. Didn't you see Charles ? lie flew off as if he had been shot." "Ile's a brute, Helen, I bate him. I never want to see him again I Conceited puppv. 1" "Why, you poor child, do tell me all about it." "Just wait Until I reach my room, and can lie down,then I will tell you the whole charming story ; but I shall go home just as soon us my foot is welt enough, and 1 never will speak again as long as I live, Never !" So Helen assisted her to her chamber and examined the injured ankle, which was r indeed much bruised and swollen ; butiier cant soon appearing to offer her kintlly aid, the fretful expression passed from the young girl's face, and she re warded their efforts to make her comfort able with her usual sweet and sunny smile. Poor Helen, in the meantime,was dying with impatience to hear the storyi and as soon as the tm o girls were alone she exclaimed: "Now, darling, tell me all about it." "Why, Helen, I played my part like a bungler, as I knew I should. The horse sprang forward just as I prepared to jump, and I fell with my ankle under me upon a stone. I was thankqd enough to get back and pretend insensibility. But when Mr. Forsyth reached the place, and taking me in his arms, called me his sweet Ninny, some exasperating spirit took possession of me, and I laughed in hit face like an idiot." "Oh, Ninny, what made you ?" "I don't know, I tell yon; it was just like me. I always knew I hadn't any sense." "Why, he dropped me, the mean fel low, just as if I had been a log of wood. I never will look at him again, never! Your beautiful romance has ended de• lightfally, hasn't it? The gallant lover leates the lady rolling iu the dust, to get home as best she can. I bate him ! I despise him "But be did not know that you were hart, of course, or he never would have left you. even if he did suspect a trick.— There he conies, vow, up the hill." '•lndeed; low does the mighty gentle man look ?" '•Very black. Minn'', I must coufess, but he will apologize, I know wheu he hears that yon are hurt. 1 will leave you now, and let you try to sleep." "I shall not sleep, and I shell not ac cept his apologia& I hate him and my self, and— "Not me, Minny, I hope. I thought I should bring you two together, and we should all be so glad; but good-by for the present ;" and kissing the tired girl she went to meet her cousin. "Why, Charles." she began,ln reproach ful tunes, 'how could you treat Minny us you did? She hurt her foot very badly and will be confined to her room, prob ably. fur several dam" *lturt, Helen' did you say that she was hurt ?" • - Of course I did, and yon left her so strangely to crawl up hero all by herself. She is very much offended, I store yon." "Why, Helen, she laughed in my face. and I thought it was all a trick to make a foul of me." '-Girls generally laugh when they are pleased." "Don't he absurd, Ilelen ' • hut I did not dream that he was hart.. Go and apolo gize to her for me, that's a good girl, and give her this rose with my sincere re grets." Helen did not wait for anything more, but flew up to Ninny's room, to find her, still awake and crying bitterly. "Why. von poor little darling," she ex claimed, "do not cry so, or I never shall forgive myself. lint hero is a rose from Charley,who feels us badly as von do. lie asks your forgiveness iu the humblest manner. Indeed. he almost pushed me down in his eagerness, as if I were of no consequence at all. He did not dream that yon were hurt, for Minny," and here she could not repress a girlish giggle, "he thought you were making fun of him." :dimly took the rose with a very forgiv ing smile, notwithstanding her recent protestations of unending hostility, and Helm] went away feeling quite sore that asleep would soon conic now to refresh nod strengthen her. She wasconfined to her room, however, for several days, dur ing which Charles chafed and fret ted,and scarcely tried to hide his impatience for reappearance. Charley, what is the matter?" Helen asked one day. 6-I believe you are in love ;it last—hitt who Can it be?' I should suspect our patient np stairs, only you will have nothing to do with proud wom• en. It must he a sweet, frank, itiri—" “St, , p, Helen, stop—don't repeat my nonfq-nAe.” `•lint LAI me now, cousin, is it "Min n,- —Yes, ft is," he replied. earnestly. "toil I havu net the slightest idea whel,er she cares for me or not. I have a great mind to resort to stra'agem." "Don't. don't, Charley," interrupted !Icier. quickly. "Why not. Ifelcn ?" he asked, looking op in some surprise. ' Oh, because, hecanse—make her a ffood, honest . , manly offer, and she will re spect you a great deal more." "But she muy refuse me, Helen—and I could not (ndure—" There she comes; now do as I tell you." And she ran out of one door as Minny entered the other. It was hard to tell which was the most embarrassed of the two—but as Minny's steps seemed very un certain (owing to her lameness,of course,) Charles put his arm around her, and for the nest ten minutes, he hardly knew what he said or did, until 31 inny, smiling up at him through her tears,whispered— "Now indeed, I am proud." Then with many little blushes,she told him all about his cousin's little plot,fearing greatly that he would be disgusted, but he only laugh ed, and said it had ended very happily. 00 YOU WORK WELL. "Are von going to let that pass ?" said one workman to another, a shade of sur prise in his voice. "Why not r was the answer. "It will never be seen." "Would yon buy the article,if yon knew how it was made ?" “No." "Why not ?" "Because it might give out in a year, instead of lasting five years." . "And are you going to let the job pass, when von know that whoever buys it will be cheated ?" said the fellow work man. . "Oh, you're more nice than wise," ; re turned the other, with a togs of his head. "You draw things too tine." "Suppose Mr. Gray, down at the store, were to sell you Muff fur pants that he knew would drwp to pieces in less than six months! Wouldn't you call him a swindler ?" "Perhaps I would." "Is there really any difference in the cases? Whoever buys this article that von are making will be cheated out of his money. You'll not deny that. As much My uncle told me this story, and I spent cheated as you would be if Gray sold rot six weeks picking, up pins in front of a ten cloth." bank. I expected the bank man would The journeyman shrugged hie should- call ins in and say, "Little boy, are , you ere and archee his eyebrows. good ?" and I wits going to say "Yes, 'and; "We must draw things fine," resumed when he ask me what - i'St. John" stood the other, "if we would be fair and honest . . for, I was going to say "Salt John." Brit Morality has no special bearing, but ap- I guess the batik man was not anxious to plies to all men's dealings with their fel have a partner, and I guess the daughter 1 low-men. To wrong another for gain to was a senior one day says he tome,"l,it ourselves, is dishonest. Is not that tie boy, what's that your picking up?" so ?" says I, awful meekly, "pins." Says Says he, "Yes, I oppose it is." , "let's see 'em." - And he took. 'em,and T "Yon - slight this job, that you may get ff took omy cap ; all ready to go in the it done in a shorter time than would be bank end become a partner, and marry possible if yon made it stronger in every his daughter. But I didn't get any invi 7 Minn. Ile said, "those pins belong to the, part. The, m order to get — a dollar or two more than honeat woik will give, you bank, and if I catch you hanging around 1 an article leave your hands , that will here any more I'll set. the . bpi on yon!" Then I left, and the mean old cuss kept prove a cheat to any man who hop it.— , I tell you it isn't right! We Must do as the pins. Such is life as I find it..—Mark 1 we would he done by in our work, as in 1 s :main. • everything else. There are not two codes of of honesty—one for shopkeepers and one 1 I for workmen. Whoever wrongs his 1 A r sknia paper—the Sheriff's warrant., neighbor out of hie money, cheats him." The other journeyman timed away from his monitOr, looked half offended and bunt over his workbench. At first, he went on finishing his job; but after awhile his fellow-workman saw him take out a defective piece of wood, and then remove another whic:i had not been'-prop erly squared and jointed. Observing him atill,he saw him detach a piece which had simply been driven into place, and which gave no real strength. and after selecting another, three or four inches longer, set it by mortice and tenon firmly into the article which he was making. All this was done at an expenditure of time no•, exceeding an hour and a half. "There," said he in a tone of satisfac tion, speaking to his fellow workman.— "If that dosen't last forever, it will be no fault of mine." "A good and honest job," remarked the "Awever was made." "And you feil better about it than you would have done had it left vony hands to cheat the purchaser out of hie money ?" "Yeti, I do." The answer clinic frank ly. -How much more time has it cost you to do this work well r Oh, not over an hour or two." "And the thing is worth ten dollars more to the buyer. In other words, is a well-made article, as it should be, and will ch• a nobody. Now you have done, es you would be done by ; have kept your, conscience clear; have acted as a Chris tain man should." Oh, as to that. I don't profess to ho a Christain man," said the other. "1 am no hypocrite." "A, Christain profesiion is one thing. and a Christain life another," answered the fellow-workman. "All proferssi vs are not Christaios. Religion is a thing of lailv Ho, and unless comes down into a man's - work and business, isn't worth a copper. No amount of church-going, or praying. or singing, will save a man, if he isn't honest in his earnings. 11e must do as lie would be done by—ninst begin as you have begun, by refusino * to wrong his neighbor,though tempted to do so that he may get an advantage for himself." "A new kind of religion that," remark ed the juurnesman. "As old as - Cbrist'anity," said.tbe oth er, "and the only kind that will save men. 'As ye would that men should do to yon, do ye even so to them, for this is the law and the prophets.' He who said this, knew all about IL And I ant very sure that if we begin to be just to our neighbor, to try iu all things to do as we would he done by, our feet will have en tered the way that It-ads Heavenward— and though we may be a long way from that happy country, it we keep walking on we shall sorely get there iu the end." —4 rib ar's Magazine. - -.lli. 411111.-4.-- -- The Celebrated Judge Lynch. Mr. Bartholontew Lynch, who presides over Kellogg's Fourth District Court, New Orleans, and has won such unenvia ble notoriety, in the trial of the Picayune libel case, is a son of old Erin,and speaks Enalish with a broad brogue. 'there is a humorous as well as an iras cible phase to Mr. Lynch's character. It is related of him that not, long since a lawyer—who is also a sun of the Green Isle—was arguing a somewhat tedious case before him, when Lynch having sat istied himself as to the merits of the case, and dreading a lengthy speech, said quite abruptly to the voluble attorney, whom we shall name Hagan : "Mr. Hagan, sit down sir I" The attorney, with a coolness that, was refreshing,paid not the slightest attention to the command, and proceeded with his argument. "Mr. Hagan," said Lynch, rather more pointedly, -take your seat sir !" The lawyer scarcely noticed the inter ruption, but plunged ahead as vigorously as ever. Lynch was now excited, and turning to the Sheriff exclaimed : "Mr. Sheriff, sate Mr. Hagan I" The Sheriff hesitated a moment to see if his superior was in earnest, when sud denly the irate magistrate, with an at tempt to smother his wrath that was a palpable tenure, exclaimed, "Mr. Hagan, go on thin 1" and after whispering some thing to the clerk. he relepstA into a lis tening attitude, remaining, perfectly quiet for sumo hour and a half, ut which time the lawyer having eximuited the subject, and being quite exhausted himself, sunk into a chair and saturated an extensive pocket handkerchief with tee perspira tion that beaded his legal brow. Lynch raised himself slowly in his chair. and inquired very midly, "Are you through Mr. Hagan ?" "Yes, sir." #•Are you sure your'e through ?" "Yes, sir, quite sure." "Welt, sir,' remarked Lynch,:"yonr ar gument has had no more effect ripen. the Court than a spoonful of water. on the back of a duck. There's been judgment entered against ye for an hour and more." Story of Another Good Little Boy Twcipinior,A 'Mit issit itg AJOAN.Sgt4 Ter/P.S) NuT FWD I Njai Things 'flint Never Die. The tinie, 'the bright, th. beautiful, " That stirred true hearts in youth; 'The Impulse to a wurkiletv prayer, The dreams of lave and •rutb Theiongiryrs y earning something The of eehrning, cry, The thriiing after taitter hopes— These things can never die. The timid hand stretch furtll to aid k A. brother In bin need, The kindly ward In grief's dark 1i That proves a friend Indeed: The plea of mercy, softly breathed, When Justice threatened lugh, • The sorrow of*ia contrite heart— These things shall never die. The memory of a clawlng_band, The pressure of a kiss, And all the trifler sweet and frail That make Op life's first bliss. • If with a firm, unchanging faith, • And holy trust and high, • These hands -have clasped and lips have met— Those things shall never die. • • The cruel and the bitter word• That wounded as it fell; The chilling want of sympathy . We feel botfiever tell: The hard repulse that chills the heart, Whose hopes Were bounding high, In an unfailing record kept-- These things shall never die. Let nothing. pass, for every hand Must find soma work, to do; Lose not a chance to,awnken Be firm, and just, and true. So shall a light that cannot fade Beam on thee from on high, And angel voices any to then— These things shall never die. Tretherick, BY B BET • HAUTE In 1858 Fuldletown considered bee a very pretty woman, She had a quantity of light chestniat hair, a good figure, a l dazzling complexion and a certain lan guid grace which passed easily for gentle- ' womanliness. She always dressed becom ingly, and in what Fiddletown accepted as the latest faohion. She had only two blemishes—one of her velvety eyes, when examined closely, had a slight cast; and her left cheek bore a eMall sear left by a single drop of vitriol—happily the only. drop of an entire phial thrown upon her by one of her own jealous sex that reach ed the pretty face it was intended to mar. But when the observer had studied tile eyes sufficiently to notice this defect he was generally incapacitated for criticism, and even the 'canon her cheek was thoughtby some to add piquancy to her smile. The youtlifnl editor of the Fiddle town Avalanche had said privatelythat it was - "an exaggerated dimple." Colonel Starbottle was instantly "reminded of the beautifying patches of the days of Queen Anne, but more particularly, sir, of the blankest beautiful woman,that,bfankyou, w ta a hl I n n: 7 t l.lix.Liz tv p i. s;p r f oo , Upon. A creole And this Woman he'd a scar—a • line ex tending, blank me. from her eves to her blank chid, And this woman, air, thrilled you, air, maddened you, air, absolutely sent your blank soul to pertition with her blank fascinations.; And one day I said to her, 'Celeste, how• in blank did yon come by that beautiful scar, blank. yon ?" And she said to me; 'Star, there isn't another white man that I'd confide in but you, but I made that scar myself, pm - posely, I did. blank me.' These were her very words, sir, and. perhaps you think it a blank lie, sir, but Lll pat up any blank sum you can name and prove it, blank me. Indeed, most of the male populat:on of Fiddietown were or had been in love with her. Of this number about one-halt believed that their love was retured, with the exception; possibly, of her own hus band. He alone had been known to ex press skepticism. The name of the gentleman who en joyed this infelicitous distinction was rretherick. He had been divorced from an excellent wife to marry this Fiddle town enchantress. She also had been divorced, bat it was hinted that some preT vions experiences of hers in that legal , formality has made it perhaps less novel and probably less sacrificial. I would not have it inferred from this that she was deficient in sentiment or devoid-, of its highest moral expression. Her inti mate friend had written (on the,necasime of her second divorcv) "The cold;worla does not understand - oam yet," and Col onel Starbottle had remarked, blandly, that with the exception of a single wo. mim in Opelousas pariah, -Lonisana, -.she had more soul than the whole caboOle of them , put together. Few . indeed `Cenld read those lines entitled "Infelissimus," commencing, "Why wares no cypress o'er this brow,' originally' . published in the - Ara/audio over the signature of P.1. : . 11 e Indy Clare," witbont feeling the fear of sensibility tremble on his eyelids, or the glbiv of virtuous indignation mantle his cheek at the low brutality and Pitiabld jocularity of the pub.:Anal Inteltigencer, which the next week had suggested. the exotic chamctor oT the cypress and its entire absence from Fiddletown as a rea- I satiable answer to the query. of . Tim Danbury ge'cs says a' man's order in that ton for his wife's hat is a novelty in its way. She was sick, and conldn't for the hat, so he drove in -himself. HO told the millitiet to put on a dollars' worth of parsley, fifty cents worth of string beans, ten cents worth of cherries, a few green currants, a beet or, Awo, n.little can= nage, and, about three slices of turnip, 'or if it was too early for turnips, Make it two potatoes instead. 3L3:Ciompr tells a.good storx , illustra, tire of quaint Se.ottleh humor; "Two sparks from London once .parne •npoyi. a. deOerit looking alcopherd in Argyleshirei and accosted hirr,with. 'YOn hare a very fine inerr.here—yon can eeeri, peat way,' 'Yo aye, yu. aye, a terry. great way: von mn..sde America* here, . .I suppoie?', 'Farrar than that."How.ia.thatr 'Ton jirt'wait.ttile the Mißta, gang tt!py, and yout see the mune:" - • Norrur t urro.! coun, ty hoi4w,enty l fiyo candidates for county conunlesioner. NUMBER 35. Varietlii; • 4.o..bri,.paper the French pnsuiii• •I ous thtedei infest.Y6rk cduntY. Prr:snurici is represented at' Bedford SpringS by a $ff,0 1 ,30 Elpitri of horses. , TifE qt petplatim iu this state is eatiinated at 25,000 barrel& INDIANA is to have a 8100,000 state normal grehool.. Medi* silloWgi•the 'tate twelve of inebn educational institutions. Taz, sheriff of Elk county offers $5OO reward fur the'arrest and delivery of•Wui Bromley, the murderer . of Wm. Phalen. Tux "gruushopper twist" id the name of the latest fashionable contortion amonE A Crut,n Vta.l totn iiY Woicistoi,Mtim. recently,wli mother wasaged 19,grand mother 3G, Gail greut-gratulmother,,6s. MIL. Clark Sweet, of-Albany toirnship Sradford conaty, aged 4eveuty-two years. was found dead recently on the public. A YOUNG man in. Titusville hoielim! sulphuric acid rate his hair oil bottle,and the result has. been that one ei the eluur. bermaida has, to wear a wig. . Tux. itiiine,kiank (N. Y.) Gazette re eordiaie marriage of two pigeons who united age antouritl . to_ ono !Mated and sixty-one years. _ , your errand boy takes do-. iirittsualiv long to bring your morning Mac] front the post-office, don't reprbire him for being slow till yitin find oaf hnit , maw ptostalLoards be had to read. A Ito'artm'o Branch, Pa; iioiriatit Inv; Peeled Dyer 290 Cords of bark this soil besides twice peeling the. bark oil her h'eshuid'i rico beta-ma he Made lose 'to the Milkniaid. A MAS who wanted to be d .thinister said ID bellered' he had been Called "t laboti•lit 'the Lord's yineYarl''''Efis broth er; who, wasless - noted f& hist piety,'ssit: thai he bad mistaken the "barnyard'_' foi vineyard. - Tue 1115anuri Editorial .Coiiiention was opened, with prayer by Elder Bern.. and tie, Troy f.lief saga diet "It milrly have been opened by elder-berry; but we'J wager it was closed jimper-berry-und Old rye."' Tilt edam' of the Frederickiburg (Va.) 21'mm trai asked 14 a atitngee. "If it was possible that that little' town kept-up fonr nowspapers," and the reply was, "No, it wits four newspapers ~to keep up the town." . . A cotniisp girl,in Synth Carolina wbo was sentenced to be banged oh the 18th inst., for infanticide, hadbial,ber sentence commuted to one years imprisonment in the Penitentiary. Verily; governors and juries differ.. . .• boy_dorrit ]irtie►Q that ROV-* ineon ervreoe lived on taiiins in his desa- late island, becanee he tried' to do it hini self, one.day,and after eating two pounds, quite lost his appetite.for the'reit of the week: • A PAClslll o ier to the World, dated Jul' 16, says : "Dr. Heltntiold's family affairs are once Mote odbripyinglbe pub lic. His wife bas again badliim throttn into a mad: house as a innatic . . - - He' escap ed day,hefere yesterday; bat' haa.cgrun been carried, back.". A Gimpy BAT merchant put out a sign of "ice. miler frqe." Anothgr put out a Sign,' of' free lt-rminade; and a third offered every - enstonier'ten cents in money. A fourth man, who couldn't, think -of any thing better, got np a dog Pght, and .it drew all the crowd. ' Tun results Of Mitts Emily Paithfulls recent, visits to, this country,are four .lee;, tnres 'which 'Bl3e is now delivering 114 England,- on the following subject! "Eight Months it America," "English and American Omtors," "American -, Po ets," "The Present Aspeetof the Woman's Movement in America." , A MAN oat West who married a wid ow has ioxented a divico to core her of "dem*" pniising her former lsband. Whenever she being to descant' on noble qualities, this ingenious No 53 tnem: ly says: "Poor dear tuna How I wish he hadn't died r and the lady immedi ately thinka,of .something else to ..talk about a RUSSIAN countess recently lost a pet boy by death at Milan, and. invited all the dogs of That city, tothefuner.ll. Three hundredroonrners appeared; and eaci, was supplied - with a pall covered with ;Nil• ver tears. rAfteitho'ceremony the three hundred. were invited to partake of the htoeral baked mears,. but here good con-. duct and Philosophy.failed them, and the fbrit'broke np abruptly; 'the riot act het to be enforced, 'but not' nutll one' of tlit! pests had.been torn to pieces between. the soup:and desserts,. '. .. • 31as, it is now found out, a pint being given every few hours,-will check violent stomach ache and incipient cholera; Only, you mosti!t, boil it, but heat it sufficientiv to be agreeably . Warm.' '.'Typliold fever 1 cruel as a tiger, - is a disease for which the doctors•have•never been able to do.mucb: Now we are told that millcitan excellent medicine to give.in snch cases. It nour ishes, promotes sleep wards off del:r:ttni, and soothes the'bowels. The patient both, in typhoid Mid scarlet fever Is to have alt . the mill4e - wants. , What•with Alderney and othek-idairies, and the .new medical' discoveries, this peaceful fluid .ta really looking up. ~ ' : . . ' • Tataa aramany ways of sinking hands, and most of them-are ; disagreeable ones. Tinsels the flsby,way. the snubbing way, add the pumping way, and the worst of till, Which ia'the hearty way. When n friend' is so•glad to see' yen' tint ho Crush es your hand in joy; and renders you in capable of manual labor for eleven years, it is nearly time that friendship should be , come a lost sentiment. This is what hap ' pencil . to * a Poor fellow in New Hampshire: whoic sad case Should serve ss a washing: 'to the American people=4lfemeat inTet: orate. mad unreasonable hand•slutkas.in I the world.—.M'Y, TriOimt, ' _ • .