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U Court titteet.,ovvr City National Nut, Bing. kaat•', N. Y. W. U./tea - Amt., J owe Mb. 1873.. Jeannie Dtvetrr. DR. W. L RICHARDSON, VITAICIAN t Acamsos, tender. his pToreasiona .anrica, tette citizens orMontrose nud vicinity.- 0111cr at Narneidence, on the corner enat or Sayre FonV (Anc. I. 1869. czL4RLgS .S:STODDARD, kat.r to Boot• and Shoes. flats and Caps. !.other one F's , dmas. Maio Street, tat door below Boyd's Stott. Work made to order. and repairtn: done neatly. outrose. Jan. 1.1870. LE 1178 KNOLI, SR/VINO AND TlAllt shop In the nos Po%Waco bottdinc. wbete he will n. found ready to attend all Irtto may Went anything eta Icon. Montrone Pa. Oct. 12. 1.03. Elt S. W. DA rrox, PIITSICIAN BURGEON. tender, bit aerator. to eitisena of Great Bend and vicinity. dents at his r,sidenee. opposite Barn= Bowie, G`t.lanad village. Krpt. -t. 1541,-0 Da D. A. LATHROP, A 4 milliliter* ELASCTSIO MEIZIA AL Banta, at the Foot of Cheetoot street Carl and commit In all Cliroult 101.easec Ileetrose, Jan. 11, CIL4RLEY MOBI2IB, • THE lIATTI BARBER, has moored kis shop to the to:Maim; occupied by J, IL DeWitt. where he'll pre pared to do ell kinds of wOrk in Moline. end , as Ma kin; switch., puffs. ete. All work done on short eel.ee sad prices low. Mane WI and see me. IL BITBSITT. Desist ,a Staple and rlioCy Dv Goode, Croete9• Mind. tme , s. tron, Stoves, Drugs. 011 s, and P,lntd, litsate mud Shoe... flats and Cape, Fare, Bleak, Robe#. Grp 'Provision...Lc Ne . ..llllturtl. I tk.„ Nov. 6, 12-0. EXCILLYGE HOTEL. D. A. AfeCtIA.CICIttt. tvlrttes to Inform theptlbltO that reAted the Etthant . e Hotel ho Montt°Ae. he freow pr•paeed to accommodate the tesvcilogpublte i■ fir.t.etmotflo. Montrose, Au t. VA. tra BILLINGS STROUD. ? 11 / 1 1 &NO LIPS LNEUAANCS AGENT. Alf so prompt!). on fair terms. Wade r.t door east of the bank 0. Wm. lL Cooper &Co. Peblle Avenue. YOatiOde. Pa. (A 58.1.18119. JO,' I?, IBM] °WARM &MUDD J. D. VAIL. Bo VSOPATIIIO Parra:cue A)10 banozOlr. niA PerlalletitlY blot elt Montrose. Pa, where be stilt pnXtrltt ly attend to ail calla to hta prefeutou with which he me> be bored. ()Mee and residence west of the Cann [true. our Fitch d Wattrenes dile& Montrose. February/341PM F. 011URCHJIL, Juttme of the Pelee: office &ter L. B. Lenbelee• store. Great Bend Wrench, Busgnehanns Connty. Penn's. n. the eetletoont of the dnr.kets of the Into base nx-w... deceased. Office boars from 9 toll n'tdock a. ea And from Ito 4 o'clock p. 6 9 4 J end. Oct. Rd, Int BURNS & NICHOLs, - - D %"" to Drugs. Medicinal, Chemical/. Dye , Paints. 011 s. Vanden. Liquors. Bpleet.Pane7 ~.clea, Patent Medicines, Parra meryand Toilet Ar t4elea. ClPTeetartpttor• carefolly compounded.— ancii.lll(o, goutroie, Pa. rlit ! • Moo SteSe a gas.e. Feb. 11,19 Ti. EiMEI=IIMI;ni=III Poetry. IN MEMORIAM. Agnes EL Post, youngest daughter of William and Lucy Post, of Susquehanna Depot, Ps., died in Binghamton, May 28th, 1873, aged eighteen years. ' In childhood I knew ber, the bright, joyous one, Whose warm, guileless nature my heart fully WOO. E'en strangers oft lingered to gaze nn her face. And whisper their praise of its sweetness and grace. No eye save the mother's bad watched with more care • , This early unfolding o f flower bud rare ; I found her heart spotless, not one stain of sin, And the IsMntV:without cattgbt new charms from within. But pure, ham y thoughts e'er reposed in her breast, Like birds with white wings making there their warm nest ; A mission she gave them, Earth's sad Imes to cheer— They sang o'er my heart when this life looked must drear. Each year she grew gentle, and 'lovely, and good, And Imre her childlaith into lair womanhood, A faith that shrank not at the gloom or the grave, But r.lung unto Him who is able to save ! Oh, beautiful Ufa, had it nothing to leave For hearts that uncen.sinely sorrow and grieve ? Yes, influence tender, and precious, nod pure. Which long as God liveth shall so long endure. Ob. heautilbl life, like the fairest June day, It passed In its gladness and freshness away; AU laden pith melody, fragr.uace, and light, It pasod ere a storm came, or shadow, or blight. nltll Aggie went home—to the home others gain By long years of struggle, of sorrow, and pain. Refining by furnace, or chastening by rod, To thee were not needlul, thou sweet child of God. By the nearnem we feel to thee, glorified one, We know that thy home in not far (foto our own And oft shall thy spirit our silent guest he, Enriching out lives by its loud ministry! 31nA. E A B. Mrreneu.. The Story Teller THE HILLSIDE FLOWER Near the close of a sultry afternoon in August, two young men might have been seen emergine, from a narrow path that led through the woods upon an unfre quented road. Ai they seated themselves to resibetwatla an overspreading raised their coarse, hroodhrimed hats to wipe the ilr4s of perspiration from their (roses, we can Aft that they are unaccus tomed to such hard tramps, whilst I lie guns leaning against a tree, and the well tilled game ha,:hy their n.ouFrings. Soon one, who had been for some time whistling. sang in a 'mid. clear voice, the first stanza of ^The Old Oaken ilucket," and was commencing the second : "The mosssavesed buctet I bails.] as asrwors;' ,hen lie was interrupted by his compan ion, with the words: "Fred do stop that : it is.hard enough for a fellow to be tired our, and choking, without you tantalising him." "Well, it is too bad, Hal. But., I say would you feel sery badly to see one of the afursaid buckets? I arn*sure I should not." "No, Fred ; but that is a view to which distance leiris added enchantment. There is not the least sign of a habitation. To tell the truth, I think we have lost oar beari age." "Perhaps so. At an! rate we must be moving on, or night Will overtake us.— This is only a lumber road, but it must join the main road somewhere." "Yes, providing we are going toward that somewhere. We will hope (or the best." Plodding wearily on. they reached at last a road that appeared more traveled.— Here •hey came to a stun d-still,not know ing the best direction to go. On either side were high hills, and up these they toil. They decided to turn to the kit thinking it must lead to some village, if not the one from whence they set out in the morning. Following the road for at least an hour, over hilly, and through val leys, too fatigued to—enjoy the beautiful scenery, as from hill-tops they could catch glimpses of the distant ocean, but not a dwelling was to be seen. Almost diseour. aged, they tell up another long hill, stop ping otteu to take breath. If this was only the last!—it is hoping against hope. As they gain the summit and look around especting to see the same uninhabited waste, what was their astonishment to see, snugly nestled in the valley beneath, a small white cottage, with its numerous outbuildings, whiter near the door stood, f not the identical well of the song, au other similar. With quickened steps they hasten up. Opening the small lattice-work gat-, up the customary narrow path, they reach the front door, where, in their eagerness, they gave a rap with the knocker that must have awakened the seven sleepers, if that was the place of their re pose. It was answered by an elderly colored woman. who started with snrprise at see ing strangers. Fred, raising his hat, said : "Would you please give nsp drink of cold water ?" "Certainly." she replied, and went to procure a glass. Soon, not :a woman, but a beautifnlimaiden, appeared at the door. She invited them to enter and rest. This they were only too happy to comply with. Opening a door into the room at the right of the entry, she ushered them in to a small, but handsomely furnished parlor. A. gentleman of noble and com manding mien approached Co greet the strangers.. tztending bis hand' most cordially, he ilivited thent to be seated. ' l'he house and surroundings, also the in habitants, denoted more refinement than is MAI petinaneb sparsely settled lo- Witiell• "TRUTH AND RIGHT : MONTROSE, PA., WEDNESDAY, AUG. 13, 1873. Theyonng gentlemen introduced them. selves, and explained the object of their being in the neighborhood. Mr. Clayton (as the host informed them was his name) entered into an animated conversation, evidentially much pleased to hear so di rectly front their city home. Again the door was opened,and the young lady came in carrying, not a silver salver with the ice pitcher and goblet—no, it was before their day ; and, if we doubt if our rus tic beauty bad ever seen such arti cles. Upon the small waiter in her hands was a pitcher of clear, cold water, drawn, as her lather laughingly explained, from the northeast corner of the well. Be sides the china plates and hew/glass tum blers, there was a dish of real country doughnuts, that made the eves oh.our tires and hucgry guests glisten with pleasure. Did you ever eat any of these cakes ? We do not mean the tough, grease-seaked articles called by that name, but light, tender balls, whose exterior is of a deli cate brown, and in whose heart von will tind efisconsed some favorite jelly, and wonder how it could have got there. Then you know the enjoyment of Fred and Hal, when taste was added to sight. Feeling greatly refreshed, with many thanks, and leaving part of the contents of their game-bag hehind,they bade adieu to their entertainers, and started for Far mer Williams's, where they wereb3arding. Leaving them for awhile, we will give a short sketch of Mr. Clayton. Born in the country, he left it when a lad to seek his fortune in the city. There, entering a law office as a boy. he had by hard study and perseverance, titled him esilf for the practice of that profession. and was admitted to the bar.. By his strict integrity•and attention to business, he had been called to occupy many positions of tryst and honor. Married late in life to one whom lie alinoqt idolized, on his wife's death, which took place when Ma ry ants about five years old, he determined to gi%e II p his busy life, and devote his time to the education of his daughter.— He had cote to Ulenwood and purchased the ritired spot a here he is first introduc ed to the reader. Mary's old nurse rein:tin ed with them as housekeeper. Mr. Clay ton occupied his time in cultivating his farm, and instructing his chili. lie had brought from the city his large library. I and on his yearly visit to the metropolis, added to the number of books. Mary WILS living ehil 1. tier mind, of a high order, eagerly drank in the liistructioto of her father. Could you have watched them in their rides and rambles, you would havi deemed them more ike bruter and sister, for with his daughter, Mr. Clayton made himeslf a companion. At the time our story opens, we find Mary posttessing a highly cultivated milt& turd endowed with uncommon tx - atity.— Du Pun ask if she was couteute4 with 11cr wei„,l-1 tongings fur the guy %soda, but they 13.11111 passed away. Althougu mingling some• what with the villagers, she hail uo Con genial cutnpanions. She Was considr , il proud and haughty, and at few glares wk.s Mary so well known and loved ,is at Farmer Williamss. Days passed. The younz men found it a very pleasant route by the white cot urge. Fred seemed to have some excuse n' , Aayd ready fur stkpping. eery important to himself, but very transparent to his friend. After A vacation of two weeks, Hal was obliged to return to the city, whilst Fred determined to (email fur an other week. We will briefly relate a conversatiou which took place betw•ee•n the friends the night before Ilars departure: "Fred, you must be careful of your at tentions to Mary Clay tomunless you mean to marry her, and you know that is out of the question." "Fudge! Can't a man look at a girl without being engaged? I am sure I have no such intentiomi." "Then do not give her reason to sup pose so." "Deur me! Just as though I would take is wild flower like her. What would my lady mother and stylish sister say ? But then, she is a good girl, and hashelp- ' ed to puss away many hours that other wise would have been very tedious. Mar ry her, indeed' what an 'idea!" Yet why did the hot blood flash his cheek? Or why did he dream of Mary all night.? But such is the human heart. Passing over the intervening time, we come to the eyenine preceding Fred's de parture. As usual. he is wending his way towards Mr. Clayton's. Seated upon the parch is Mary. Her eyes anxiously scan the road. When she sees the well-known form, they sparkle with a happy light-- As Fred approaches nearer, she lets her gaze fall upon the book in her hand. We do not know how much she read,for Fred coming up behind her, says: "That must be a very interesting book, Miss Clayton." Then for the first time. she perceived the volume was upside down. As Fred's merry laugh pealed out in the air, her face became cnmson - with blushes. No ticing her embarrassment, he said: "It is a splendid evening. Will you not take a walk with me ?" They passed through the garden and down a wall trodden path, to a grove of trees, where a little brook tossed and foamed over the rocks, forming many a miniature cataract, then glided silently through the neighboring valley. It was a beautiful evening. The moon, queen of night, with her star bespangled train, rode far above their beads, casting wierd shadows tram the old trees along their pathway. Neither seemed to notice the beauty of the scene, for they passed si lently along until they reached a rustic seat beneath en old oak. "Mary, let us sit here awhile. I have much to tell you, and I wish to bid you good-bye:" "Why, yon are not going?" `Yes. To-morrow my time is up, and I must return to the city. Before Igo I wish to tell you that which I never utter id before. I you! Can you love me 't In his earnestness Fred saw not the flushed face and downcast eyes. 'raisin her hand, he urged : "Will you not say one word r GOD AND OUR COUNTRY.° Only a lover's ear could have heard the whispered, "Yes, I do love you." His arm stole around her waist, and a happy kiss sealed their betrothal vows.— Such scenes are private,and we will no long er intrude. They sat there exchanging confidences, until the falling dew warned Fred that he must guard his newly-won treasure. Passing her arm in his, he con ducted her to the house, and into the presence of her father. "Mr. Clayton," he;said, "I bate a great boon to ask before I go. I love Mary and she has promised, with your consent, to be mine." Mr. Clayton, although very much sur prised. replied: "Mr. Brainard, I have made inquiries about you amongst my city friends, and find that you bear an excellent character. If it had not been so, I should not have allowed Mary to be so much in your com pany. This I will say: if you love Mary and she feels the same toward you, I will not refuse my consent. I only make one request. She is young, has seen little of the world, and is in many ways unfitted to adorn the society in which your family move. It has been my intention to trav el with her. Now, what I ask is, thatyou will let the mutter rest where it it. If at the end of the year you both feel the seine, I will not withhold nir blessing. It will be better to prove your love before rather than after marriage." But we may correspond?" "No, it will not be best. Now, rod bye. I rhall be happy to call you sou if in the future von both wish it. " Mr. Clayton passed from the roma.leav ing the lovers atune. Fur a few raomenti neither spoke. The silence was broken Fr,il : "Well, perhaps your futlPr is right ; you may lure me less in a year,but I shall never change. If at the end of Ore time you write to tne to come to you, I shall most gladly comply." Mary assured him of her unchanging hive, and with faith in each other tltey parted. Soon rfter Fred's departure, Mr. Clay ton and his daughter left Ulenwood .fur F.n rope. A year had nearly passed, bringing with it many changes. llsat Graham was married, and be ()den Fred Brain ard upon his flirtation (us he called it) with the country girl. Fred had been admitted as partner with his father iu his large wholesale establishment. The eon of a wealthy man hituself, possessing good business qualities, of high moral stand ing, handsume in face. with commanding fornt,w•ltat wonder many a mamma deem ed him a great ma rimonal prize? But he passed coldly by all. lie had heard only indirectly from Mary. lie wondered f she was changed. But he would nut doubt her love. Again it waa 1 L"e c.ty " 91 , , a „,„, rte ,i. Fred a parents and aa. w.•r • Qr.'"aing several weeks at one uT the oiLl fashionable watering places.— His sister's letters contaiLed glowing ac counts of a Miss Layton. is great belle. rich and accomplished. She misquoted to everything, until he was really inter ,sted. Ai the tina, drew near when Mary, if still the ant •, should call him to her, he was anci.:us and restlegs, and thougot the company of Miss Liyton might help to pass away the interval. On his arrival at the Swings, he was disappointed when his siskrs informed hint that Miss L. was obliged to leave the previous day, but she had promised to visit them soon. Everywhere he !ward the praises of Miss L her playing and singing,her horsemanship, her beauty and dignity, until he was quite anxious to see the queen of hearts. Fred was about to re:urn home, when he received a note, mailed at Glen wood,contaiuing only these words: Mr. ensti.•an: If still the um°, meet m• at the little cortege on the firth. MaaT. How joyfully he read the words, say to himself: "Then she is unchanged, and I may claim her." Telling his friends that he was called away on business, he hastily packed his travelling bag and left the hotel. .Journeying ns quickly as pos sible, he reached Glenwood on the morn irg of the fifth. After changing his dusty clothing, he sought the home of Mary. As he trod the well-remembered path, how many pleasant fancies filled his mind of their meeting. On reaching the door, it was opened by Mr. Clayton, who warm ly welcomed Fred. Ushering him into the little parlor.he went to call his dough ter. Again the door opens, but this time it ie Mary who enters. She is the same. Time has only heightened her beauty, whilst contact with so mangy different persons had added new dignity to hor bearing. Fred felt that time had only made her the more worthy of his love. He approached to meet her, say ing : "Mary— my—Mary--is it not so ? for so your note gave me to hope." "Yes Fred, I am yours." After many loving words and brief notes of the past year, Mary went to find her father. Mr. Clayton coming:forward, placed Mary'a hand in that of Fred's with these words: "My son, sbo is yours. • You are worthy of her. May God bless you both.' That evening Fred wrote to his parents telling them the story of the past, tel ling them that it was his intention to ful fill his promises at once by making Mary his wife. He trusted that she would be kindly received. We will not intrude on the privacy of that family council, held on receipt of that letter. They were surprised, yet felt that he bad gone too far to retreat with honor. They wrote in reply that it would not be convenient for any of the family to be present at the wedding ; but they would prepare for a reception at home,'. and inviticg them to their house until they could find a home for themselves, also extending an invitation to Mr. Clay ton to accompany his daughter. The weeks passed swiftly sway at the cottage. Fred had made a short visit to New York, but he now returned to claim his bride. It was a lovely day in October when the happy couple stood. before the altar in the village church and plighted their vows, leaving the village immediately at ter the ceremony for the city. Mr. Clay ton informed Pred during the journey that Mary was not a penniless hride,giv ing him at the same time a cheek.for tea thousand dollars as a gilt toward purchas ing a house. As they neared the city Fred became very anxious as to the reception Mary would meet with from his friends. But she seemed not in the least to doubt her power to please. As the carriage drew up before the door of the .elegant man sion, obsequious servants opened the doors, showing the bridal party into the drawing-room, where the family were as sembled to welcome them home. Mary had dropped a thick veil over her face, and as she leaned on Fred's arm he could feel her tremble—he thought :with fear. His mother stepped forward to welcome her new dabghter, when, Mary, thowing Lack her veil, turned her laughing face to tham all. "Well, Minuie.Clayton, whero did you come from ?" "Mary (or Minnie, if you prefer) Brainard, if you please. I said I would come to see you soon. I hope you are glad to see me." Fred stood by in utter astonishment at this scene, hardly knowing the meaning. His wife's welcome was so hearty that thee• seemed fora time to forget him.— But turning to him, they said: "We did not dream that you knew 3I is 9 Layton." "Neither did I, for Mary's name was Clayton, and this is her father, Judge Clayton," introducing the latter who had just entered th 2 room, having waited be hind lest his sudden appearance might hasten, the denouement of the plot. "Ye s s," explained Mary, "when I learn ed Fred's sisters were at the Springs, and not wishing him to know of my wherea bouts, I took advantage of a mistake iu my name. But when I heard Fred was coming I fled with the promise to visit you noon, and I have done so." There was an elegant reception at the Brainard mansion. On every side was the beauty of the bride„whilst the sisters never seemed to tire of her praises. When spring came Fred bought and furnished a house near his lather's.— There we leave them enjoying much hap piness: Mr. Clayton makes his home with his daughter, and us Mary's charac ter developer day by day, her proud and loving husband never regrets that he gathered the hillside dower. A Touch Ono. A boy on the south side has been mak ing soine trouble. Ile got himself caught to u ily wheel,whieh resulted in the worst !!„ 11 'gueel;and just as it nosed him from the floor the pants conldn't stand it ; they gave way and he was thrown out through the rear window, which is always kept open for that purpose. The boy skir mished along the bank of the river,duilg ed between the heaps of cinders, and dar ted under ware houses, according to vary ing circumstances of whom he met and where, lie was seeking his home and his fond mother; lie found them and had cause to wish he had stuck to the fly wheel when his fund motheY got the sole of her brogan into active operation. The scene changes to the rolling mill. Those old corduroys went flapping around the• fly wheel and slashing against the tim bers of the mill till they attracted the at tention of the catcher, who threw up his arms and shouted frantically for the en,gi neer to stop the machinery. When the horror stricken men found nothing left of that boy but a few strips of his corduroys their courage failed them, strong as the/. ' were. They notified the coroner, as men who know their duty, and would perform it. They gazed mournfully on the re mains, and who can say what awful thoughts filled their breasts. They drew lots to decide who should carry the news to the boy's home, and a rough but hon est fellow, with a fist of iron but a heart that incited at the sight of sorrow in others was fated to convey the heart-rending in telligence, and as he went he commit ted a brief speech to memory. "My poor woman, prepare yourself for the worst; your son—" and then she interrupted him. He was surprised, but not altogether ac cording to the programme he had laid out. When he went away from that house he went to get a dozen stitches in his scalp, and the tender mother of the en terprising boy remarked as she laid the poker down. "I'll teach the big fools in that mill to steal my pool boy's clothing and lend him home in the condition ho was in the first time I saw him." AT Barnum's show, one day, a young husband, the happy father of a chubby, rosy-checked baby, was wandering about the concern, and after awhile neared the headquarters of the "Wild Fiji Canni bals." Holding the aforesaid offspring in hie arms, he stopped to view those feeders on human flesh. Mr. Fiji accosted the I papa thusly: "Fattee baby; white man good eat; tender. Fiji-man like him.— ' llow muchee price ? Fiji-man like pay Melikee man dollars." The horrified father drew back aghast, but hastily responded it this wise.— "What'll you give, noble savage ?" "Fiji man give ten dollars." "Too cheap; worth more; but I'll tell you what I will do. I've got a nice old mother-in-law at home l'll sell you for five dollars; she rather tough eating, but. good for a square meaL" THE story of Rebecca Wright, who gave Sheridan the information which led to the victory of Winchester, has passed the point of romance. Sheridan gave her a gold watch and ahealso received a 8900 clerkship. For a time all went well; but in an evil hour she was induced, to marry a Pentisylvaan farmer. And now comes the end ; for the lady has taken her clerkship again, and her husband is making a slim living as the driver of a street•no. 'That's what comes of maid , mon y. TWO DOLLAUN MR VISAS IN ADVANCNIE Term{ IV NOT VALID IN ADVANCE. 40 CUL =WM. Lament of Grandmother Grumble —4>i 'BY HELEN .1. ANGELL • Mat bath become of the suppers, 'Ube suppers we used th know, Wizen David and I were youngters, Itt'ithe beautiful long ago, When people got up in the morning And slept the night boors through? I hate the glare of garlight And the smell of kerosene; Their tapers of wax are better, But they haves ?lowish lean, And the blessed sun is the best light That these old eyes have seen. But, for fear of fading their carpets, They darken the house like a tomb; They're not a particle better, Than those from my mother's loom, That looked so gar with the sunlight Or the firelight in the room. They talk of charming pictures, Of "A Sunrise by the Sea," And a "Morning in the Bernese Alps," But they just make Pon of me If I praise the real sunrise, A sight they never see. It Is not according to Nature . To lie in bed tilt ten, And come lialf.dressed to breakfast, As if it were early then. When my children 1., , 0t up grumbling, I sent them to bed again. They dress for morning callers, Or sit up stairs and read Of horrors that never happened And never could, indeed; Or spend whole !mums shopping, When there isn't a thing they deed. But they buy ice creams and candies, And are home for lunch at two; Then practice what they call music, Perhaps, for an hour or two; And then crochet or take a nap, For they've nothing else to do. At half past six comes dir.ner. With the beat of meats and wine, And the mrai folks finish with cigars, And there's cake and tea at nine; Bat they're not so happy as we were, With alt their fixings fine. They hewn what they call suppers, Sometimes. at dead of night, When they rig up in their finery And all "Our set" invite The women are plates of fashion, And the men wear coats too tight. But there ' s nothing left of the suppers That cheered our spirits so When David and I were mantis:l, Nigh three-seore years ago. When 'twas fashion to (line at twelveo'clock, And sup when the sun was low. How to Bet. _o__ A yankee arriving in Boston without money or friends was revolving in his mind some plan whereby he could raise the chink, as he expressed it. Jonathan had never visited a city before in his life. Ile strolled into a shoemaker's where an advertisement, "Wanted, a first class boot maker," appeared on the window, and ac costed the t r • lastecluss boot-maker here ?" "yes" "What do you pay r "That depends on Your capacity. Have you worked on custom work ?" "I reckon. You jest try me, Captain; I hasn't steered a bit at tryiu'." The proprietor gave his new hand a bench and materials and bade him make a pair of ladies' gaiters. Soon alter he left the store.on business. Jonathan made a shoe, but such a hor rible affair, that ashamed to show it, be hid it in the shavings. Just us he com pleted the second shoe the proprietor re tured. Ile flew into a passion at behold big the botched shoe. "You confounded rascal, so bad a shoe as that has never been made in this es tablishment r he exclaimed. "Would you like to het'on that, stran ger ?" "Bet? Yes, ru bet ten dollars no such work as that was ever done. in this store." Jonathan walked to the shavings,drag ged forth his first shoe, and cooly pocket ing his ten dollars, walked off.—lnland 1 Month/v. A Proposition. ——o— Wm. Templeton wants to send his mother-in-law up in a balloon. Ile writes this letter to the Daily Grizphic: "I see by the Scientific 4tmerican that you have a few seats to spare in the Daily Graphic Balloon to dispose of,and fearing that my telegram and-pony express dis patch may not reach you in time, I write in great baste to request you to reserve a seat fur my niother-m-law. If a choice -of seats is left,l should prefer to have her seat as near the edge as passible. The cost I am rot particular about,hut if you knew her special value for such an expedition I you would give her a free pass. What mean by her value is that, in the event of an exhaustion of gas, the Professor would only have to call her attention to the fact that the balloon was at fault, when she would give it such a "blowing up" as would astonish old Boreas himself. if you will allow me to adjust the ropes on her side 1 will pay double fare. P. s.—lf the seat next to her shoed be occupied by a member of Congress, or any other approachable person, please let me know. N. B.—The old lady is wortheloo,ooo, all of which I should mach if anything should happen to bet, and I would cheer fully divide, etc., etc. Yours Truly, • Wm. TE3traros. "I:tesrLts My dear." said poor Mr. Jones to his betterlial4 "you have sadly dis appointed me. I once, considered you ,u jewel of a woman, tint you have turned out to be only a bit of matrimonial Paste . ," "Then my love," vas the reply, "console yourself with the idea that haste is very adhesive, and will stick to you as long as you live." An exchange tells of. a gegro who in. elated that hie race was mentioned in the Bible. Ile maid he had heard the preach er read about how "Nigger Dentin wanted to be born again." WIIT is au old pocket handkerchief like an, old ship? Because it hasiexperituced many a hard blow. NUMBER 33. For The Ladles, Daavzso schools• for Wire tiro in vogue. TuE paper that's full of rows--the-pa per pf pins. TEXAN housekeepers gets prime cut of beef for three cents a poun d.. , A PALNTRA lady jerked her teeth tint by catching a fish, at Sodas Bay s last week. AMERICAN girls are said to eswse the biggest braids at the Vienna BlTOsi ' Lien. Ilnivo women own $506,000,000 worth of ornaments. They must have jeweliy, even if they weer nothing els& Wirowrzna woman lawyer lately ar gued for the plaintiff a vase wherein her husband was defendant, and won it. A FEKALE lunatic in Fayette county. low*, has put together 8,153 pieces of calico in one quilt., A Youso man at Vermilion, Indiana. who shot a young lady for fun , has 'Set tled by the payment of 8500. ' A POOR lone widow with seven children and a sore throat paid the necessary taxru and took six dogs from the Milwanko: pou ! A ornWn hayfield, Illinois, was lately frightened to death by feeling hot brctgli on her face and finding a rattleanttkelo her side. Ax lowa wife, who lately came into possession of $5OO, just stepped out and procured a theorce while the potatoes were boiling. As old conple living near Sparland were recently divorced: The husband has since married the hired girl and the ex-wife has taken the hired girl's place' A DRUNKEN" virago in Memnhis seized a little child by the legs and thrashed the crowd with him. A woman who tried to rescue the child was arrested. _ A Massecu gems woman went Wore a justice the other day and swore That a neighbor woman bad bewitched her into having cramps and spasms. A WOMAN in Haverhill, Massachusetts, poured kerosene over a cow which was trespassing upon her premises, and then set. tht pour animal on fire. A sox of Mrs. - O'Leary, the lady whosa tow once upon a time caused so. mush trouble in Chicago, is now iu jail in that city for stealing old iron. A LADY of Biddeford, Me., drew $6,009, in the Kentucky lottery, and now claims that she is able to draw any young mnn in the town. Seaverr girls in'Mon tana get il6Ogidil a month, with the use of a viano 'and . sewing-machine,besides three nights "oir iu the week. 31ns. Ves Corr to preaching in Beareit Dam, Wis.. with a fize4 detennination•lif , pray away the latter portion of the panto. of that town before she !eaves. FRED GRANT went throng!) La CroasC: Wis., not Imp!, ago, passing ono' night the place and nuw a girt at Orhoselotnie, he stopped claims that she is engaged', him. A WORCESTER, 3104., man drinking just bemuse his wife proved to: him that he had been arrested for drunk enness 11; times and bud disbursed si r . 142 in flues. A LAWRENCE, Me., girl Was going in sue a Nee-hearted laver for breach CV promise, but she agreed to compromiser the matter for IS 61' and a new switch:. A Itial who sent his wire to a place on the Jersey coast because he heard. that , dumb ague was prevalent there, is greatly ihscouruged because she has returned with the chattering kind instead. . Sue Gent% a young • miss at West moreland, N. U., recently worked oho day and a half on the highway to pay her road tax. She said she never was so toted . in her life as She was to get through with , the job. the recent Caledonia Club games at , Scranton, Pa., one feature was.' fat wo- men's race for a new bonnet. The lean-., est weighed 180, and three others ; weigh: ed, respectively, 200, 242 and26l pounds. A VEuttobrr woman undertook to paint the cellar stair& €he found a pail of paint and commenced at the top, - painting her.: self into the cellar, and bud to crawl. out of the cellar window. iris hold that, according to the laws of New York, there can be no such -thing as a mock•marriage between single persons. Aug agreement to lire together- as hus band wife marries them. There is no need of priest, magistrate, or formal,oere mom,. A WPACONSIN girl, while attending a"' pie nic recently, nearly lost her reason by stepping on the body of a' suicide' in' • climbing over a knee. The' body was''' that of a man who had cut his 'throat 1 with a razor and had lain tmdisCovartill for' many days. • A wouss seventy-seven years- old, 'at Ripely,slass., walked fivoand.a half miles to market lately, carrying on her back •-• seven turkey gobblers, twenty-two chick- ens, twenty-four dozen eggs, , and..inz pounds of butter, and she does that. sort • of thing regularly. • Mies CLARA. M. BAIICOCk. biying fin- ished.her studies.in the' Divinity, Scbool of Harvard College, is about to visit many, there to Citudy for a year ,when slip' will enter upon active service in the min istry. Qn a vecent Sunday she occupied her father's pnlpit in Boston, morning ; , and afternoon. • A3rawro. thastr, the colored , woman; who hits been .preaching at the Bound Lake catnpmeeting, is described as a tall, noble looking colored woman, with Oita superb teeth; and great, clear black eyes —afignre that arrests one withoutknow= ing who she is, in that. strangest costume fOfhitrace, the Quaker bonnet and dress.