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It CHARLEY NORRIS, 'IIIE AAYTI AktIDEIt, has snored his shop to the while;; occupied by J. U. De Wirt, where he to pre kared oo do no kinds - of work In hie line. •och se ma ing twilcbc+. ;mire, etc. All work done on abort floore nod prises low. Please call end bee me. H. BURRITT. Dealer Staple and Fancy Dra Goody, Crockery, rinra• wre. Iron, Stoves, Orate. Oile, and Paiute, Boons an, Sham !late and Caps, ,Fare, Buffalo Robes. Gro rice, Prochlonn. ar.c. ties-Mnitord. I a.. 'Nov, a. "t —t EXCHANGE HOTEL. L . ' A M""IIACHIl:sr. %wiener! to Infarct there.l,Ttethnt luele T rented We Exellat,ze Hotel Ms i' l loutrose, ho lc Due ' , returns' to accommodate the tratellugyabltc 'v An togle. Montrose, An:. V, Bar,m - Gs STROUD. - - FIRE AND LIFE riBUAANCE AGENT. Al! business suendeil to pronspily, on fair terms. Offite door east of the bank or Wm. IL Cooper & Co. Public A venue, Montrose , [Arrg.l.l6Gil. J Cy' 17. 1572.1 Btowtoe SYSLOCID. J. D. VAIL, Ilesenevrtne Mcrae:ad ssnignitenorr. Man perisnnently nvnted himself In Moottnse. Pa... where he will prompt 's attend to all calls In his vote...lon with which he may be levered. °Mee sod residenen west of the Covet Hoare, near Fitch Watson's office. Montrose. Febrdary poen F. CIIURC'HILL, tamea..t the Peace: office over 8. Lenhelm'e Store. ureat bend borough, MINUChtIOII4 Connty,, Penn's. Ilse the eetdecoeut of the docEete of the Lite lease hackney. deceased. Ottke boars from 9to 12 o'clock a. m , and from 1 to 4 o'clock p. m. Great Bend. Oct. 4d.18:2. • 8u073 d: NICHOLS, - - i_dßll to Drop,lciPel. • ettemiclao,,..O7 o ' Pointe. 01Is, Varnish. Liquors , SPlcc...`anci •rt..t le 5, Patent Medicines, Pettetneryon d Toilet Air- B.lrPteaceptiona esteMBLY ComPoiludott — Brlck Block. ecok Kw:de, Pa. . Bruns Airar+ Antaist.O. Yvh 21,1971, ifer maiden twinett the rainbow pearls About her gold,. Irdr. loo,ely set Rollle waywanl curls Cares , s Ler forehead fair, Tl.en clasi s around I.er erneecol throat More pearls on velrit warn) : Al:' never yet did while robes float About so sweel a form. She rises; toward the mirror tall She turns her satined feet, Iler glances qiiiekly rite and fall, So fair II SlOtt to Inset The gentle tiliedies come and eo • As the eyelids droop and lilt. Fur, all ! she ,111110. chaos:: but know She has the fatal Great Bend, Pa Will knowledge orals her wise in time And teach her that her don cr la fruitful actin - iv lit maul a Crime, linv victims every hour Cu, Ethel • a in in beauty's rice, Renx•mherine err you ib.rt, Unlovely is the fovi-lit,t Ir, That Lido, a truthless Itetirt. SOMETHING OF A MASQUERADE A gentletnan engaged in dressinz fur a party is by no means so interesting as a lady employed in the same manner; and, I . :asides, the gentleman in question was theidedly out of humor at being obliged to go. He was tired of parties; it seemed to him that one was exactly like another— the flowers, dresses and decorations, ill after the sat.oe paters ; and ifs for the yonng ladies, ahy, they m ght all have been turned out of the same mould. He really believed that he would take a trip to the plains with the next detachment of troops that went out; there eonld at least he variety and excitement among the Indians. Aud having succeeded in tying the third cravat he had tried, just to his mind, Mr. Phillip Remington gathered up his gloves, and, with more of a frown than a smile upon his dark, but handsome face, bent his steps toward the festive scene. He knew exactly whom he should meet there. the same silly,simpering girls, and their elderly commonplace mammas. He didn't know a single woman past the filet bloom of youth who possessed the lea.st attraction ; not one could he name in the flower of a ripe and beaut;ful summer, What had become he thought, of the type of woman that grazed the period of the Revolution ? The gentle,yet commanding dignity, the lovely, matronly grace, that was the admiration of foreign Courts as of the home circle? He had an intense love and veneration for old ladies. too, when they were dispos ed to follow the homely advice to "act as sich, and behave accordin'," but it welded to him that the old ladies of his acquain tance behaved more like young ones, and at'ired themselves more youthfully as youth departed from them. Re really believed that, if he should ever encounter his beau ideal of at, old or middle aged lady, he should be tempted to offer his heart and hand on the spot, which, if she was at all consistent, she would,of course, decline. The young gentleman hed been some what spoiled by society, which was quite disposed to welcome his appearance with a grand cborous of "Hail ! the conquer ing hero comes!" for society saw that he possessed the tangible advantages of wealth, good looks and talent; and, as unappropriated men of this sort are not found in every household, society showed its most agreeable side to Phillip lleming. ton. Ile did not feel particularly grateful, however, and hated the very eight of three-cornered notes with monograms re questing the pleasure of his company. He could scarcely bring himself to go to this grand house-warming of Mrs. Far land's, the wife of a great wine merchant, who had just completed a modern Alad din's palace, and thus called together his dear five hundred friends to come and re joice with him, that he had what few of them could ever hope to have—a grand white marble structure, with fountains and statues scattered through the grounds; a magnificent entrance, and windows that looked like vast, unbroken sheets of crystal. Mr. ilemington's ac quaintance with Mrs. Farland was very slight, and his diselination to go to her party very strong; but some fate seemed Urging him on againet his will, and be went. He was accustomed to handsome rooms, furnished according to the most expel:wire TUIeS a the upholsterer's art; but he was Poetry. WHY. Why should it e chill When we lod for spring? Why should the sweet rill Ot the summer slog ? And why Mould we sea Of the dawning light, When our life must he In the drear midnight? Or why should we grasp At a mythical star, And think as we clasp That we nearer are? Why should we ever Be fleeing along, And finding never The chorous ro song? Why should our hopes float High on the wave, When we knew 'urns wrote Humility I'll save? And why should we fear Death's opening dour, Wheu glorious cheer Is shadowed before? Or why should we care If the grave he low, When Jesus was there o io long ago? Why should we waive To a lit Ale The tahlt so brave On which He smiled ? We suffer of woe Not n tithe to Him Who paid lilFa glow Fur the prier of sin. S. L. OUERTIOLTZER. BEFORE THE GLASS. The Story Teller "TRUTH AND RIGHT.: GOD AND OUR COUNTRY." not prepared for the exquisite taste that had evidently employed unbounded wealth to the best advantage. Everthing was softly.toned ; and the well selected gems of statuary, and admirable collec tion of pictures, were disposed, with a sort of careless grace, in just the places that seemed meant for them. '••• • • • Having made his salutation to the lady of the house, Philip Remington wander ed, with no particular aim, through the magnificent rooms, until a statue of "tee Repentant," that stood in the shadow of a rich blue certain, arrested his steps, and held him entranced.. The beautiful face, half hidden by the small hand, and the mournful grace of the drooping figure, -were more like life than marble; and feeling this to be far better worth his at t•ntion than the gay, shulless butterflies around him, the young cynic gazed and dreamed, until, turning his eyes, he be held, at a little distance, Martha Wash ington, in veritable flesh and blood. Yes, there stood the Mother of her Country—fair, noble, stately, dark-eyed, with the hair dressed over a cushion, so familiar to us in picture; on her cheeks, a sort of rose-bloom, and. in her whole expression a serene, smiling grace. Her dress of rich brocade seemed to match her hair in hue, and the short sleeves coming below the elbow, with a fall of old lace, and the s uare neck trimmed in the same manner, were all in perfect keeping. She, too, stood in the shadow of the blue curtain: and Philip Remington un consciously stared as though she had been another work of art, gotten up for his ex press admiration. Mrs. Farland presently approached,and. pres-nted Mr. Remington to her friend, Mrs. Lorraine. "I think I may depend on you," she added, "to entertain Mrs. Lormine, who IA 011 II Vl , lllO me from a ,distant city ; for I believe, Mr. Rymington, that yon do ?lot, like most other gentlemen, devote yourself eNclusively to young ladies." hewed mid colored, and found himself the next moment tete-a-tete with Mart ha Wa,hington. "A gas patty,' observed that historical persimage, •'2 , 1 , 1113 scarcely the playe for me; not my friend. Mrs. rarland, would take no C.%1111.,.. 1111 , 1 1 concluded to be a quiet looker-on. I hoped that the young pr q,l would nut gruile me my cor ner.' -Vim harp mail,. it it 111NIt 1 honor," repiied her new acquaintance. entiinsi- asticall7; "but, madly, you should come ha-re . v.ua roadal he better scan. for volt supplythe very element that as watatiug iu t h S asset , blr:' "I know,' said the 'Mother of hi r l'ountn, with beautdol frankness, "I I supp, se. the in:zrediPnt of htflr.•) ,, ~r ve a, a foal to the youth and brightneis an un l Inv." - How very pros king of her!" thonEht Philip. still Fort in admiration. Must be rrple, then, With a hare f.ced com pliment? Or would it be better not to re ply at all ? Ile scarcely knew what to say to this I dignified lady, who mnst be considerably his senior, and vet the soft bloom on her cheek, and the light in her eve, contra dicted the gray hair, and the air of su perior age, while he noticed that the 1 iil um p arms were white and shapely, and the neck such as many a yontig girl would I hare been glad to display. There eer- I Lindy was something puzzling about her; i but the lady soon broke the somewhat awkward silence, by saying, in a matter- I of-course way : "Do not feel bound to de- Ivote yourself to me, Mr. Remington. fur I am ouite independent of such support; and I know how much more natural it is for you to be among the young ladies of your acquaintance, than to waste yourself upon an old woman like me." Mr. Remington felt like replying that he had been in quest of "an old woman like her, for some time past;" but.instead of this, he merely said : "I shall be happy to waste myself in this way, as long as yon will permit it." A beautiful flush tinged the fair cheek of the republican queen, as she gi;mcsd at the expressive eyes of her companion ; and, feeling that this conversation hi:4 lasted long enough, she said, quietly: "If you will give me your arm, I should like to go into the other room. There are some pictures there which will repay your attention, I see that you are a lover of such things." "How did ehe know that ?" thought Philip. "Not there," added the vision in the gray brocade. "I am too old, you know, for dancing." Except the gray hair and antique dress she looked, as she smiled, an incarnation of perpetual youth; and her companion gazed at the pictures she pointed out to him, with the conviction that. the picture beside him was worth all the efforts of the old and young masters combined. Meanwhile people were watching the couple with different degrees of interest, and while many glances of admiration were directed toward the modern Lady Washington, a few rosy lips were curled with pipne that Prince Philip should slight their charms to devote himself to an old lady. But Mrs. Lorraine would not allow this so exclusively as the gentleman desired ; two or three times did she banish him on various pretests, and at an unreasonable early hour. and very much to his disgust, she left the gay scene for the quiet of her own apartment- Some hours later she was joined by Mrs: Farland, who said, laughing: "Do you know Gertrude, I think you are a decided success. And I feel quite indebt• ed to You for the freak that surprised me so at first. A figure like you at one's re ception is a card of the- first value, for there is cure to be nothing similar. Yon certainly might have stepped ont of Mar tha Washington's picture frame; but who except yourself would have thought of acting as though yon had." Mrs. Lorraine looked up rather weari ly from, , her comfortable position on the lounge. She had doffed her rich dress for a white wrapper, and brown locks, instead of gray ones, floated over her shoulders; for the gray, like the dolls' MONTROSE, PA., WEDNESDAY, AUG. 6, 1873. dresses, "look off and on." She was a pretty woman, undoubtedly ; but singu lar, too—somewhat of a species by her self—and so thought the friend who cow sat studying her. "I believe I am half tired of masquera ding," said she, absently. "Since when ?" asked Mrs. Farland with a smile. - "But you do it so well, that I should think the venerable 'role' would become a second nature. And how can you be such a startling likeness of Martha Washington, without a drop of her blood in your veins, is a problem I cannot fathom. Seriously, though did you not miss the attentions to which you are so accustomed from all marriageable men from eighteen to eighty P" "Of course I missed them," was the reply; "and, although it seemed a little odd at first, yet I think the to most of my admirers ram only the =personage of so many thousands." "As though you had no other attract ions whatever." observed her friend.— "But you certainly were not displeased with Philip's attentions ?" "He entertained me," said Mrs, Lor raine, dreamily. "I think there is some thing in him. "Prince Philip would be flattered," was the amused reply. "Ile is so and mighty a personage—a very kind of so ciety, in fact that I had serious doubts as to whether lie would condescend to ac cept my invitation. I am afraid he would not have done so, had he known me for the 'parvenu' I am.' "'Parvenu!'" repeated her friend, in amazement. "What can you be think ing 01, Clara? You look like anything but a "parvenu "I believe 1 do," replied the fair, state ly woman, laughing merrily ; "but for all that, I used to pick blackberries for a living; and'iny home was the least little mite of a red house you ever saw among the hills of New l-jampshire. And I don't care who knows it, for society wouldn't dare to be rude to me now." Her companion was too much aston ished to reply; and Mrs. Parland con tinued "I believe I never told you this when we were at school together, and it was blackberry-picking and my own resolu tion that took me to school ; but it was not pride that kept me from it. I always meant to marry a rich man; though when 1 first met Ralph Fatima, lie was not the millionaire he is now. I really think that if the lives of at least half the women in society were written, they would enliven the wildest sensation novels." "I could give a pretty shrewd guess," said Mrs. I'nd:slid, mischievously. "It most he that the sunset of life gives you the mystical lore," was the rridy, as the areab.cr glanced at lot friend's fair youthful face. "But. seriously, Clara, I hope you don't think me deceitful, do you ? I was afraid,from your reply, that you didn't half like it, when I wrote to you my in teh tuna to come as a middle-aged lady attired for high days holidays, a la Martha Washington, but that I wished to tr,' it as it might he. I am fairly suck of the monotonous round I have led for the last two years, since my oonventional pet iod of mourning expired. My marriage, you know brought me $500,J00--only this and nothing more; and I really enjoy Vie excitement of a new phase of exis tence. I was always said to look like the Mother of her Country; and I created quite a sensation at. a fancy ball in the very dress I wore to-night. This put the idea into my head ; and as it coati teed to haunt me, I resolved, in paying you that long-promised visit. to carry my de sign into execution. lam halt fright ened, though, now, I believe, and feel almost like running away." "You cannot do that just yet," said her friend, with a good night kiss. "It is not all in character; and I hope that, by to-morrow morning, Martha Washing ton will be quite herself again." Thedreams of the fair woman that Philip Remington took with him from Mrs. Farland's en tertainment,all resolved themielres into a figure attired in gray brocade. He was enraptured with the counterpart of Lady Washington, and could think of nothing else. Tie took down an English prayer-book from the shelves, and there read that a man may not marry his grandmother," —a warning which had hitherto appear ed to him particularly superfluous; but it really seemed to' him now that some one else's grandmother might appear in a very attractive light. • • Mr. Remington 'Jecame a frequent ',lei tor at Mrs. Pariand's; he found the at mosphere of the house particularly con genial, and wondered what he had been about not to cultivate so charming a per sonage as his hostess to-fore. . That lady smiled to herself at •the gentle man's puzzled interest in Mrs. Lorraine, and was obliged to exercise great circumspection in answering the questions so frequently put to her. Her friend, she said, was independent and somewhat eccentric; she had adopted the dress of the republican court, sot par ticularly suited to her style, and from shear disgust at the attire generally in ilnlged in by the ladies of her years. She was highly cultivated and intellectual, and although fitted to adorn any society, had in herself such abundant resources that she was quite independent of it. To all of which Philip listened intent ly, devoutly Wishing that he had been born twenty years earlier, or Mrs. Lorraine twenty years later. That eccentric personage, meanwhile, was enjoying herself very much in her new sphere, and viewing the world generally from quite a different stand- point. She did not lack attention, for it was sou known she had wealth, and her tint., commanding presence was, of it self, a passport, But the attention - was of a different kind from that to which she was accustomed, although a few needy spendthrifts even dared to speak to her of love. her magnificent scorn, however, quite annihilated them ; and not the Mother of her Country herself could have frightened them more. Mrs: Lorraine was decidedly the fash- ion ; and the winter she spent in the white marble palace flew by on rapid wings. Philip Remington could not bear the thought of her departure, though he took himself to task as absurd, and al most worthy to be classed with the tor tune-hunters who had Leen so summari ly routed. But he bad become accustom ed now to talking over the last new. book, with this friend of a few months standing, and discussed topics scarcely thought of among the vapid society belles of the day, that he could not willingly give up such refined and elevat ing companionship. • He could neither understand himself, nor Mrs. Lorraine; but there was some thing about her that drew him into her society so often, that he began to have very little peace of mind when he was ab sent from her. Mrs. Farlaud felt uneasy ; she thought that matters were being carried too far; and that Gertrude should either unmask, or bid Mr. Remington a final farewell. One fine morning, Mrs. Lorraine sud denly disappeared—actually ran away, like tho coward she was; and left her lriend and her admirer to settle matters as they could. Poor Mrs. Federici felt herself to he in a very funny position, when Philip Rem ington sought her sympathy and advice; begging for a clue to Mrs. Lorraine's whereabouts, and, while evidently depre cating his fully, declaring that he found it impossible to bear her absence any longer. "I think you had better see her at home," said his auditor, at length, with out daring to lift her eyes. "Perhaps you will be disenchanted." "Disenchanted !" He felt like resenting the suggestion ; but Mr& Farland had evidently not spoken from any unworthy motive, though be could not quite, make her out. Gertrude Lorraine bad returned to her home in St. Louis, and to St Lotus Mr. Remington came. By the time he arrived, however, a great many things lhad happened ; and Mrs. Lorraine had experienced variety enough to satisfy her thoroughly. From hundreds of thousands, she was suddenly reduced to a pittance; and not being one of the kind who bestow their mon. co pious tears and sighs on losses of this na ture, she immediately turned her atten. Lion to a hand-to-hand conflict with the world ; whether in the shape of teaching, scribbling, or boarding-house keeping,she had not quite settled, when Mr. Reming ton's card was handed her. She had thought that, in the course of time, perhaps he might write; she had a sort of feeling that their friendship was not quite to cease then and there; but that he should actually follow almost, vo the heels of her own departure, agitated her to such a degree, that she did two or three silly things before sho could per suade herself to face the visitor. She dragged forth a miss of gray hair from some secret receptacle, and began braiding it up, in an aimless,dreaming sort of way, with her own abundant locks; then she unfastened, and half twisted off the mod ern garment hi ..t'hich she was attired ; and, finally, she fell into a brown study,- before the looking glass, which appeared likely to be of endless duration.' Philip Remington was somewhat sur prised, after the accounts he had heard of Mrs. Lorraine, at the plainness of the. quarters in which he found himself; but when, after some delay, the familiar face and figure—the former framed in nut brown locks, and the latter robed in sim ple calico—stood before him, the power of speech departed altogether. When he came to his senses, he found himself standing with the lady's hand in his, staring like an idiot. "I have changed since you saw me." said Mrs. Lorraine. "Changed!" he repeated, with empha sis. "I cannot understand it all." "I will try to explain," she began, somewhat tremulously, fearing that this straight-forward, manly Philip might not altogether approve of her proceedings, and then she told him everything. It took some time for Mr. Bemingtonli bewildered ideas to get into working, or der; but at his first words expressed a sort of insane joy at the loss of Mrs. Lor raine's wealth, that lady soon became as confused as himself, and all intelligible conversation was suspended. Philip Remington returned from thfit trip an engaged man • and quite recon ciled to the disappointment of seeing the only elderly lady he had ever admired transferred into a youthful and attractive "fiancee." Hrs. Farlund was delighted that Ger trude's little comedy had turned out so well ; and society declared thatlfr. Rem ington has displayed wonderful talent in looking out for the main chance, and se lected a western bride of fabulous wealth. The three who knew better laughed among themselves, and let society think SO. THERE are persons now living in Ben nington, who remember old Billy B—, of whom it might be said, he furnished an example of the "ruling passion strong in death." When very ill, and friends were expecting an early demise, his'neph ew and a man hired for the occasion bad butchered a steer which had been fatten ed; and when the job was completed the nephew entered tho sick room where a few of his friends were assembled, when to the astonishment of all, the old man opened his eyes, and turning his head slightly, said in a full voice, drawing out the words: "What have you been doing?" • "Killing the steer," was the reply. "What did you do with the bide "Left it in the barn; going. to sell it by-and-by." "Let the boys drag it around the yard a couple of times; it will make it weigh heavier." And the good old man was gathered unto his father& "No, I thank you, I never smoke." was the courteous reply of a slumbering Or thodox deacon, as he gently pushed away the proffered contribution box. • ::V::~--:~:~~±, TWO DOLLAMS PER TEAR IN ADVANCE Terms) iv now PAW in . envAncw.,,so OTO, ; TUE BLAZE* 0111 THE HEART. IiOMESPITN SONO -0- Then good-bye Joe; you've gone, rm told. Away to the far-o we 't; And the old folks say, and the Deacon too, They're sure it's all for the best, For tho cursed drum-shop spoiled you Joe, And I never could be your wife; Yet I'm most steered, In spite of myself, I'll love you all my lire, 'Day and night, Night and day, Ever In si Never away, Joe, dear Joe I often think of the days of old, When we tapped the maple tree, And you swore the sap wenet half as sweet As the kiss you stolefrom me. I think of the walks through the hemlock woods To the coectin'louse with you; But the stars, somehow, didn't mine so bright, And the sky don't seem so blue. Day and night, Night and day, Ever in sight, 'Never away, Joe, dear Joe I The blaze you made on the juniper tree Longyears will wear away, But the blaze you're left on my heart will last Till age has turned me gray, For I can't forget; when 1 shut my eyes, You're sure to come to view, Till I kinder wish for an endless sleep, One lust, long dream of you. Day and night, Night and day, Ever in Sight, Never away, Joe, dear Joe I backwootlaman's mark on a tree—ehows that some chap.'s been along that way before. —Boktoxd's dfagazine. Short Speeches. ——o— Perhaps the shortest speech ever deliv ed in any legislative chamber was that of the member of the United States Con gress, who, having got out this sentence; •'Mr. Speaker, the generality of mankind. in general are disposed to exercise oppres. sion on the generality of mankind in general," was pulled down to his seat with the remark, "You'd better stop: you are coming out of the same bole that you went in at." Daniel Webster was apt toover-indulge himself at public•dinners, but managed when called upon to make a speech, if a brief one. On one occasion Webster finished up with : "Gentlernan, there's the national debt—itshould be paid; yes, geutlemen, it should be paid; I'll pay it myself. low much is it." Sir Arthur Helps somewhere suggests that Cleiumen would be more successful in attacking the pockets of their flocks if they send round the plates before, in. stead of after, the sermon. with the un derstanding that if they gave liberally they should be let off from the sermon altogether. M. Dupanloup, the eloquent bishop of Orleans, preaching in behalf of the workmen of Rouen, contented himself with saying: "This is no time for long sermons, but for good works." You are acquainted with the calamities of those whose cause I haTe come thiS day to plead. Once upon a time a king, whose name is stillchenshell by us, Bain to iris COMpanions-in-arms, On whom he thought with rear err.:!!! rely: 'My good friends, I am your king; yon are Frenehmen. Yonder is the ens my; let ns march' 1 will not address you in other words to-day than these. I am your bishop; you are Christians.— Yonder are, not our enemies, but our brethren who suffer. Let us flee to their succor I" The result was the collection of more than $3,000. Edwin, a once popular English actor,is credited with , the authorship of one of the briefest of sermons, hiS text being "Man is born to trouble as the sparks fly up• wards." I shall consider this discourse un der three heads. First, man's ingress into the world; secondly, : man's pro gress through, the world; thirdly, man's egress out of the world. And fleet—Nan•r Ingress Into the world Is naked end tocre. humidly—lna progrees through It le trouble and Lastly—Ells enowees from It, b—nobody knows where. If we do well pew, we ebel dowel then 1 can tell fen no more if I preach for s yaw . . The last time Justice Foster went on the circuit, he dismissed the grand jury to their Work with : "Gentlemen, the weather is extremely hot; I am very old, and you are well acquainted with your duty; practice it!" In an action for slander, Justice Cres well put the case to the jury in the em• phatic words: "Gentlemen, the defend ant is a foul-mouthed fellow. What damages r An example of judicial brevity only to be , matched b Baron Alderson's address to a convicted prison er who prayed that God might strike him dead where he stood, if be were not int. nocent. After a moment's silence, the judge sternly and coldly said: •'Prisoner at the bar, as Provklence has not inter posed in behalf of society, the sentence of the court is, that you be transported for t verity yens." An American judge once intervened in an odd way to prevent a waste of words. He was sitting in chambers, and seeing from the piles of papers in the lawyer's bands that the first case consist ed , he asked, "What is the amount in question?" "'l'wo dollars." gaiyt the nlain tiff's counsel. pay it," said the judgi handing over the motley. "Call the next case." He had not, the patience of. taciturn Sir William grant, who, after listening for a couple of days to the arguments of counsel as to the construction of an act quietly observed, when they had done: "The act is repealed." An inquutitive French bishop once caught a Tariar in the Duke de Roque lair. The latter, passing in baste through Lyons, was hailed by the bishop with: "ili I Hi!" The duke stopped. "Where have you coma from ?"' inquired the pre; late. 'Paris," said the duke, "What is there fresh infiaris?" ' "Green petts."— "But what were the people saying when you left?" "Vespers!' "Goodness, man," broke ont the angry questioner, "who are you? What itre you called?" "Ignor ant people call me Hi I Gentlemen term me the Duke de Roque)oire. _Drive on, postillion r kilt_ 1:3 ;IEOI Religious Notes._ _-o___ Tne Jews have 152 churches, with. 713 365 members' in this country., THE Spectator says, that the. Church or. Prussia is now .‘a mere departutent 6,t ; the civil service." That is hardly - te4 severe. A LEADING gaptiet clergyman ;hag written an easy advocacy pf ministers having some secular business upon which to depend. TERRE are toot MUM. gations in the city of New York. Mrs'. Helen Brighan officiates tor one of them in Apollo Hall. , A JEwnin writer me high trib , ate „ the Quakers for their sterling piety, and instances the fact that a Quaker tinning. is never heard of and a Quaker pauper: never seen, Tun Roman Catholic Society , for the,: Propagation_ of the Faith is made.np.pf members who contribute one cent a week, each to its support'. It' his been in ex istence titty.one year+t• • TriE Eight Rev. Bishop Wood, on gun . - day last, administered the 'Saaramebt of Confirmation at Bt. Augustine's Catho lic church to 132 boys and 184 girls.. BP!. was attended by the Augustiman Fath ers. THE latest RitualistiC' innotaion re lates to funeral& At the obsesuiiii of the daughter or a churchwarden'. at St. Mathias, Stoke Newington, . the vicar "ceased the coffin, which had two lizAts at the head and two at the foot." Tnr. English ifethodist press is mourn ing over the fact that •altbough the body is rich and powerful, with 1,400 traveling ministers, 11,000 local preachers, 360,000• members, the . Church is declining, and -has been losing in point of numbers for the past two years.:. As Episcopal missionary in 'Mexico reports the prosecution of Protestants (- in the State of Moreles as yery.h:ttec and,' violent. A preacher was recently fired , II Nan buteseaped. An attempt terweirds made to,stab him, but a native"' convert interfered and received the talal" blow. Three other converts were moan...! ded. Br.aon Fosmu, asserts that, in tna American city huye Ale interests of..the,l. Methodists been Wisely . adininieteritt . as in Chicago: The churches have been loeated,property acquired and fa/Ida:create' . ed and expended by.men who hive-idonr:r their work ou business Trinuiples,Auttas.: though the 1881280 • *ere their indyldual , own. ~ , , Crrt churches are umning.iziore,..antl, ; 7 more to quartette sine ng, and thatnfAit most costly sort. More Dioney is • 006= ably spent on this luxury in than in any other city in the •worid.•;-.. , There are a dozen New York' orgstnists,7 whose salaries range from , $2410.0. 43,000, and a soprano. of eminence,' decline a 8450011 ''call" - Without "wincitig:' This is what you might;emphatidallrealf , a rising scale Yarlefcs; A DAMICRT flan aye .14 1 1.814 !e4uliftt beggars dying with b'bekinga,llill Ail-, 'Er,' but the only' bettara • tre• evert hitt' real estate in theira. • : ; A CORRESPosirtNi' of ' : the Exchange, writing from ' Otegon; t3a e' large feet are the fashion out there.• genuine Oregonian's track. looks. as if ii mule with a pack-Saddle on tad turned over on hie back in tha mad. Ix Calcutta, recently, on examinin,g ship lying in dry dock, it was found that the sword of a sword-fish was' imbedded in her bottom, near the keel. It had tree -'1 etrated the solid , timbers to a .depth of thirteen inches, and. had eyidently i 4e t en. r broken off by the shock. "SsnAtooA trunk on the brainnlis =err fully recognized by the medical faculty as a malady peculiar to the fashionable wo men of New York: A briTiant'iniisecile says that tho troaka have an; advantage over the women, inisinch,as ihe,y,wear m their own locks, which the *Oman deiet: A PEORIA woman lately serif 11;5015 ca., postage stamps to a friendin Nev'i 'fork' to help make up the number of 000,000 1 for which quantity a gentleman has agreedA to build an Episcopal chapel in her neigh,k borhood. They are utilizedin Europein:., the manufacture of it special ; AriaMy of popier•tnache. '•"' • • ' HON. W. W. Coicoian has agreed „to give to the Colombian University, ' IVashitigton, two hundred tbousand•dots , ' lace, on condition that one hu"ndred 0°114 , 1 sand dollars more be given by °theca:A(loe offer'is to remain gpen until the. f ir aL l ot, January next, and an attempt Is bein made to raise the hundred thousand do g ' lars. .1 IT is insisted' that the 'pretty `"Ltatti t t" who does the tlyingleaP at' Niblo's ' 1 .14(e* - ft York, over whom half the: city -is:cusay;..2 and who is advertised as a girl, is , a ,40Y.:, The gentle youth is said to have,remark-c, ed the other day: "The old man got more than a year oriWoinore of tlier 'Lulu' business. I'm getting it motisealter and ain't near as pretty as /,wtis either.7,l • WIFILB Leo Hudson. says Ma exclietbe,". was lying ill at St., Louis she called a vorita pet dog to her. It attempted,, to. jump upon the bed as usual, but felltaack, upon the floor and broke its 'neck: %Vic , in connection with the death of beibciau: tiful horse, "Black - Bess:P. wits believed hi: her .to be an omen oflatality, , and portly from the erects of this melancholy, *1; pression she died. . . IN Newark N. J., recently, two yoUig,,, men, named August Stahl Nadler and_ Edward Buehler, 101 l desperately in lovm, with a fair widow, and-as both could not' marry, they mutually agreed - commit' suicide. Each procured a dose •of.landl, ennui, and August swallowed ,bisp.hat l . Edward only made a pretence or doing so, the result of which is 'that ' Augaer died, and his companion is -nowreadftei marry the widow. •. •