. . , , . . .. . . _ , . • . . . . . . . . . . . a ,,. . . N . . DEMOCRAT. , t VOLUME XXX. E. B HAW LEY & CO Proprietors. Business Cards .1 D. & .1. It 31eCOLLUM, ATTONNZTA AT LAW Offlre over the Ranh, Slontro.o Ps. Montrose. Mos 10, ihTt. tf D. Ir. SEARLE A' rOTINEY AT LAW. other. over the Store of 4. Dvar.tuer,lo the Brick Mock, )tontro., Pt. [eta :lAlll,llll' AND (NI MR Al kNUFACTI'IIRRS —l , ll ;.i NlAin nimet. Montro,e. P.. Dkog. 1. 11169. If. a SUTTON. Auctioneer, and Insurance Agent, nut a^rt Priem:l.olle. P. C. S. andIERT. Q. S. tort G 1 Great Rend. Pa AI!! SLY, El. 43.1.x.cticasa.c.es.z-. A. 1, Ira!). Addre•.. Itrooklyn. Ptt ✓UJL GRo ITS F.l+ 11 lONA OLE TAL Jlt, Nlontrotse. ra. Shop eves Store. AP order* fated In first-rate at y . ; tnc done on abort elflike. an , l warranted to a, J. F. SHOEMAKER, Attorney nt Law. Idontrotte. Pe. Onlre next door to J. IL Deklltre etose, oprot.tte the bunk. Mtutrome. Jan. 17. le:l—nut---ly. A. 0. Ir.th'llEA ATTORN EY A. LAW. Bounty, linen Pay. Pension and Stein • on Cl.sims attended to. °lnce tie out ;,c I oNir Boyd's Store, Montrose. 1,. [Au. 1. '69 W. A. CROSSMON. Artnrnry nt testy, °Alec at the Conn Mut.•, in the 'nnlminnionce* Winn. W A. llontrom., Sew Gth McKENZIE. Co. D,ler••ln Dry Good•, Ciottng. Ladles antilliesm dnn Shoes. %lon, notate for slo. great Amerirno Tea and Coffee Company [Montrose, July 17, "MI DR. 11". IV. S.ll 1 TI7 DENTIST Thtomi at hl•a,crane, next d-nr e. 1.1 of the Itepttblicen prtuttitg oak, ttllie,, 9 to ir. x, Mout rctee. Mey L, 1.71--if R' UFF/CIE. Melt WAt.ONZ. Attainioys nt Lau. et the 01,1 °Moe or Banticp s Fitch, Nome,-.•, .1. .5..4 77EE, FASiIiONABLE TA I LoR. stmp u•rr J. 8.. DeWlit'o .[ore. Noulrooe Frh. Mil 1873. AIWI. run Er. L - ,Irr In Dru 7.. /1.• I rtne. en. Inkat.. Pnlnto , 01b, :touleks, Mun.r se, I'.l .-4a-s1 (Feb. I. 1,;11. SCU FILL d iiL'l ITT. •41-4 vI. in I .11.1 tor, thnkru:•tcy. OtTlcr 411.7..[W1 sire,t ttn:l-1 .r•zw .1131 W 1 . '411, 1 4 73 .I,:nomm Dt.wlrr. DR. W. 1.. 1:1111.-111D.50.1, P.t riICIAN 6 `tt:lll.;Eti tcntle, Lip profer•lnna tn the ettltenv t.r Montrtsre and ,Ittelty.— nnice Ittn,•,tence. en the corner e t.l Ster.l'onndte. AUZ. I. 1569. DA 1:11, )ra:erin Root and s;notr, Matt and orpr, Lecthr• 9,1 Surer, Ist door to-Insr ttod's !More, Work gnat', to on:e•. and rei,a.;rltAg done ucatly. llotartagn. ill, f, C 11.7.1 2S NO. I. STIAVIN(; AND DA IR DICESSINO. Stop in the new Postttnice hnittlinc wince he ht. and trady to atteun all wit.. tv .rn nt any hint: In Intl:the. Mutt:rune 1 . 0. Oct. 13, tt.t.. Dlt. S. Tr. D.l :,-ror PHYSICIAN R. hCIWF.ON. tender. hi. pervirea ts citizen. of ticc,ii Lk../1.1 and vicinity. Oftice at hi. r.4lde..cr , rpt.0.11.. Barnum !Ranee, (Pi. Itchd !rt. 1.0 - D A. 1,..1 11.1120 P, A ELF...," su - t tt. 13 mt., nt the Peat of arm Call and C.ll.lalt in all Chronic HEM= MIII= MORI:rg, TT , V' 11 AYTI has move I h .hop to the .1 • ;• ...i he 3, R. De tri, t.l, -;p-re he it. pre- p ••••• ; . • 11 l• of work In h:- such to• eIC. A/1 w nrk done on abort not ce ar. p• • -1.. w. Pleat, catl and rte •me H BCRRITT. DPaler Stap:o Ind Fancy Urr GOMIS, Crnrkery. It d w¢le Iron Th,:r4. 0114, P an - 1.0,-, Fiat-. and Cap, Fur+. Bafralo Itoaca. CI to one. St. Nem a Nov. EXCH39"CE HOTEL D A Mct'RACKF:N. eri•hee to interne the public that httn,t; rented the Ezettenge 11417,i in MontroPe. Ile 1.. neer prep. tetel aceenteeodste the tray et o ttl:c In f.,4 civic iti.tutrt t .,..\ at; lit:. BILLINGS STP,OU'D. Fl E AND LIFE rti7.IANCE ACENT. AP ~.•,ne.• at - tended to prom n , In. nn fair terms. OEllne .L d. , or ea•t of the hank n , Wm. 11. Canperi; .111,11 c AVnn ne, Montrone, Pa. (Ant.. 1.1FG9. J, fit 11.11 - .2.1 Eirea.rsom J. - D. VAIL 1 . 0 %IL 1,0,110 rirrgICIANI AND Sr 110.01 i. 11 , nv.elf In Niontroa. , hem he will promi• 1. s rnd to all calla to hi•prormi.:im with which he may •••• favorad. (),Sre and rmiii.tmem , west of ttit Court Fitch & Wat.on'a Nlootro-c: Febrnary R, 1871 F. elf CRCITILL d.' -0 of 0 I'm,: Oftleo ore, L. !.1, Lenhelm*.. tore. tirt-goehant. I'oonty. Peon', •• •I ] .. Sem i.•mp at of tan darko, or the Iv., 1.m.• deor.v.vd. 01111 a boor, from 2to 12 ree , ml: 11'00 / tO 4 .."Oock m. L. , : Paid. Oat. Id. 11r72. 13 URNS & NICHOLS D 1 .NS In Dreg., Merllda... Chemlenie. Dye • !• ntr, 011 e. Varnish. Liquors. Spleen Fancy • •e. • ...en; Hedlctnee. Perfumery and Toiler As•- •••. nr - Prescr:ptlon• earefally eocapouudea.— Week. Xontrose,Pa, A E . BlIUN• 1 eh. 21.13 n. GE7 ALL HINDS . O7 JOB PRINTING Ere•, .XECCTED AT VIE • DEMOCRAT OFFICE, Wl= Sim Pesua know& Zhe f'act'o ortta. A NEW POE3I ET warrriEn TUE FISIENDS lIIITITAL. 1.1, thoughts are all in yonder town, 'Where, wept by many tears, To-day my mother's friend lays down Thu burden of her years. True as in life, no poor disguise Of death with her is seen, And on her simple casket Iles No wreath of bloom and green. O not for her the florist's art, The mocking weeds of woe, But blessings of the voiceless heart, The love-that passeth show ! Yet till about the softening air Of new born sweetness tells, And the ungathered May flowers wear The tints of ocean shells. The old, assuring mirncle Is frevh ns heretnfom; And carth takes up its parable Of life from death once inure. Here omen swell and church-hell toll - Methinks but discord were, The pracerful silence of the soul Is bctlitting her.. Nn snundßreaks the quietude, Alike of earth and sky, 0 wandering wind in Scabronk wood Breathe hut a halt-heard sigh ! Sing softly, spring -16M, for her sake, And than not distant sea, Lapse lightly as if Jesus spake, And thou wen Galilee! For all her quiet life flowed on tuo-clow streacolets flow, Wliere fresher green rereals alone The noiseless ways they go. From her loved piney of prayer I see The plain-robed rumirtiers With sh•ty feet treading reverently TUC graveyard s springing grass. Make room. 0 trymrnftil on, fir me tYliere, like the friemis nl Paul, Tint you no more her fare shall see You sorrow most of aIL Her path aaall brighten more and atom Unto tti p.•rfrrt b tv ;Moc cannot fail of peace who bore Sack pe.lr.• with lwr away. O gweet. e.tlin face thlt aerated to wear Th- look or sin firtdven! 0 voice ul pr q-eini,l to b••ar Onr owl] needs up to heaven. Tian. reverent in n•tr nti AIM ston.l, Or knelt in gr tceful pr. ke! What grtr,of Chrittnin Wont tnloo.l Wlns in her I.,,u4elrfld w:ty! For still h-r holv living meant No du: t• left undone; Tho he iv,oilv liumln Went Their kia Ir, I on.!. Awl if tier life small leisure found For feaqting enr and err. An pleiumre, ou her daily roam, She passed unpansing by. Yet with her went a secret sense or all thin•a sweet an I hir. And beauty's zracioler proriareee Refreshed her oo..w:tr. She kept her line of roc. italr With lore's unennaeions e-tse.; Her kindly initiricts understood All gen tic courtesies. An inborn charm of ttracionanas M3:l, sweet her antilea an ► tone Alia glorified her arm-wife dres.. With beaury not its own. The clear Lord's best interpreters Are humble human soul: ; The (h)sped of a life like hers Is more thou books or scrolls. From scheme and cree I the light goes out The saintly Etre survive.: The blessed :Master none can doubt Revealed in holy lives JOHN G. WurrrrEn. —Anantie for July. Fite ffi.torll RACHEL'S TRIALS Uncle Ben. Benedieni Gina It is strange what different estimation people will pat on a man's character, ac cording to the eyes with which they may view him. In the opinion of some. Mr. Benjamin Benedict--not our hero exactj. but the next thing to it--his uncle—was a gentleirian, a scholar, and a pnilanthr.t pist ; while others, quite at well gained to reason and decide, wondered that such a monster was allowed to walk the earth unchallenged. For old Ben. Benedict was just the sort of a man to provoke and please in ulcerations—a human March day, with streaks of sun shine and chilling gusts sandwiched through his nature. People who knew him liked him passing well. but it sometimes Wok a lifetime to know him as he really was. "Yon will be sure to like my nude, darling," said Hugh Benedict to his young wife. "He is eccentric, but ho is sterling." Rachael did not answer, but her blue eves were wistful ajid full of perplexity. Uncle Wm., whom she htAi never seen, but of whom she had heard much, wits to her an inscrutable riddle, whom she feared more than she was willing to ac knowledge. For Hugh's future depended to a certain extent upon Uncle lien. Benedict, and with Hugh's future her own was bound inseparably. She was a fair, fresh looking girl, with velvety cheeks, bronze bright hair, and features as correct and as delicately cut as a cameo. Hugh was quite certain that Uncle Ben. could not see her with out loving her; but thee these young husbands are not apt to be impartial judges. She was sitting in the fire light when the old gentleman first beheld her, and the only warning she had of his presence she saw rtflecting in Hugh's eves. "lily dear, how do you do?" said the old gentleman, kissing &elm! on both cheeks. ITIMEM!! And she thought be was not so terrible after all. Ile turned' to llngh when he had thug unceremoniously made himself acquainted with big new niece tn•law. 'Well, young man. are you ready to go home?" be asked, brusquely; for be it known that the old gentleman bad given Hugh and Rachel a wedding present of a new house, wherein they were to live. '"TRUTH AND RIGHT : MONTROSE, PA., WEDNESDAY, JULY 2, 1873. "Quite, sir," Hugh answered cheeri• ly. "Shall it be to-morrow ?" "Yes." "All right." And Mr. Benedict sat down to spend the evening. "Well, sir," said Hugh, when his uncle was taking leave, and paused ou the hotel steps to light a segar. "Well, sir ?" said Uncle Benedict, calm ly. "How do you like her ?" asked Hugh. "How can I tell ?" demanded the old gentleman irritably. She's pretty to look at; so is a china doll, or a white kitten. It isn't always the prettiest callicoes that wash the best. "Good evening." And Hugh Benedict, albeit he was very fond of his uncle, did not know whether to be vexed or not. Early the text morning, however Ur elf. Ron. wade hie appeantace, breathless and "'Pranks packed. eh 1)" "All but the last one. uncle." And Rachel lifted her pretty head out out of the tray, its you may have seen a red clover blossom rise up from beneath child's footstep. "I'm going to take you down myself, my dear," said Uncle Ben. "Hugh, I want von to go by prrss to Liverpool with these letters. They're of importance. I'd go myself if I were ten years younger but sudden journeys don't agree with old bones like mine." Hugh looked aghast. Rachel turned pale. "Callum; the business be postponed,sir ?" said Eiuvh, hesitatingly. "S•,, it can't," replied Uncle Ben. curt ly. "if you don't wan% to go say so. I dare say I can find someone else to oblige toe." "Of c 'arse I shall go," said Hugh.— "But Rachel —" "1 suppose old enough to take carp of a little girl like that," said Uncle Lien. in an aggrivated tune. "You'll tied us b.ith i t the new home, with the kettle and the table set for tee, when you come back!" Su there was nothing for it but fur 1in.411 to 1(16'3 hi.; little bride a half-score of tun •s, and commission Unclt• 11, , i) to take tie best possible cure of her until he .sho u ld ret urn. "Pip, r said Mr. Benedict as he s.L w (twilit! Lobbing on llngh'i shoul der. Wit them %I'm a cheery twinkle in hit , ow.i keen zrAy ey.B nev,•rdiel,se. l',or little girl, the atinomhere had lost somewMat of- its sparkle, and the w,irld looked Icas.bright, al she jourm.v ed towarLk her new home with Uncle n...ovsp yt -r rattling at her side. .As the autamn.t.Wllight h•gaii to tall, her thwiz ,Is h,..catpe hose, as wuman's will, a: times. .“1111•14 Iv towardi the ol•I gent:y.ll3li, —what a. , rt of a house it ? 0 irs, I mean." "Well," said Uncle reflectively, its a cottage I should say." ".‘ modern cottage'" ; rather uu the antique order thin otherwise." "Oil." cried Rachel, "Cm glad. I do spiso those new. s'ilr places, that look as ir they were IT •I,•iY' to be atlotirctl.not live in and enjoy. • Uncle, what are you 'atighing ut ?" "At your cariosity, my dear!" "'Don I won't a:k another question," said Rachel. resoluttly. lint she finally a:olrd for that depri vation be sketching on the tahlets of Iyr own fancy an enless variety of little Go thic erections, with hay windows, and trelhaes c ivered with climbing roses, and honeysuckles; while Uncle Benedico. watched her from behind the screen of Iris newspaper, with the queerest of ex pressiony on his brown old face. "I am almost sorry I commenced the thing," he said to himself. "If I should be disappointed in heart! lint, pooh! its the only way to find out if she is worth my boy's love!" Presently the lumbering old country stage came to astand still—but,to Rachel's surprise; in front of no fairy cot, or low eared edifice, surrounded by verandas and flower parterres. A tumble down, unpainted firm-horse stood a little back from the road, with its shutters hanging loosely on one hinge, and one or two scrubby lilac bushes for lornly tossing their foliage in the wind. A well swept, mute witness of by gone days towered up in the rear, and a cat darted under the, cellar window as the stage stopp d. "How dreary it looks!" thought Ra6hel, with a little shudder, as she glanced round to see whether the fat woman op posite or the lank young gentleman by her side were going to tight. But neither stirred. "Wide awake, there"! cried the coach man, and 1L: ncle Ben seized has carpet-bug and umbrella. "Come, my dear," he spoke to Ra chel. Shestarted instinctively forward. "Is this the place ?" 'This is the place," "Uncle Ben an swered with a sadden paroxysm of cough ing. "Gates a little out of order," :LA that useful mode of egress oecame suddenly detach , d from its sole remaining hinge and fell with a crash to the ground; "but that's soon set right with a screw-driver nod half a dozen screws." Alas d poor Rachel! What was her sen sations as she looked blankly area nd•the neglected and dismal spot which was the sole realization of her fairy dream l This is the home Uncle Ben had given them. And for an instant our poor little heroine felt as if slic could repel the un welcome gift, and tell Uncle Ben very plainly that she could not spend her days in a hovel like thin But then come sober second thoughts. Uncle Ben had meant kindly ; they were poor, and could not afford, to dis pense with even the meanestof ro2:ifs over their heads. No, she roust= -gratefully accept ti. present in the spirit in which it was giv en, and check in the bud all her rebellious and unamiable repining. "I told you it was a cottage, you know," add Uncle Ben, keenly scrutinising her GOD AND OUR COUNTRY." face, as she stood on the door-step waiting for the door to be opened. "Yes, I know," said Ilachael, glancing round with brightening eyes. "That is a very choice climbing rose over the window, if it was only properly train cd." "It's rather lonesome," said Uncle Ben. "I like the country," Rachel answer ed, hopefully. As she spoke a slashing old woman ap peared to let them in, and led the way to the best room, a green papered apartment, with a staring ingrained carpet on the floor, and a tire in the tire place that emitted considerable more smoke than caloric. " Smoky chimneys, eh ?" said Uncle Ben. "The draught seemed to be poor," said It:wheel, "hut I dare say it can be fixed." "I hadn't any idea the ceilings were so low," grumbled the old gentleman. "It's partly the effect of the big bo cinets in the wall paper," said Rachael with a glance at the red and green monstrosi ties. "A narrow-striped pattern will im prove it." "What queer little cupboards over the mantle!" said Uncle Ben. "Oh, they will be nice for our best chi na," said Rachel. "My dear," said the..old gentleman, "I believe you are determined to be pleased." "Do you really think you shall like this place ?" "I shall like any place where Hugh is," said Michael, brightly. She went all ovnr the house with the old gentleman, planning improvements, suggesting, and contriving, until he. re ally began to think she would make an A.rnadia out of a worn down old farm house. And if she shed a few tehs on her pillow when she went to rest, under the eaves of the roof, in an apartment which must have been built 14 Tom Thump. Uncle Ben Benedict never mis trusted it. There Wa3 a buggy at the door when Rachel rose from her breakfmt the next morn i ng. "Come, my lass," said the old gentle man, "I want to show you a place further op the road, which has been leasiid by a friend of mole." The drive and the delicious September air were lil.e an invigorittin:Flonic to our wearied little ltride, and a picture after the st)le of Watteau awaited them, in the exquisite cottage with its deep piazzas, bay windows, and picturesquely stooping roof. Rustic iron chairs stood antler the bowing branches of elms on the lawn and a marble Cupid, bottling up a carved conch shell, scattered bright ruin into a tiny calla-bordered basin dm ctly in front of the gates. "Ob, b o w beautiful:" cried Rachel. "I never saw such superb scarlet gerauiums in my lif., aml what a lovely raved vesti bule " -Come, my dear, and see how von like the inierinr, 4 saki the old gentleman, se renely. It wits perfect, from the drawing rooms with their blue Brussels carpets and blue silk hanging - 3. to the chambers, all in white and pink, like the inside of a roans heart, and the fairy conservatory, all stocked with camellias, heliotrope and rare fuelinis, at the south end of the house. ••It is like fairyland!" cried Rachel en thusiastically. -DJ tell me Uncle Ben who is to live here!" Uncle Ben turned round and faced her. "Von, my dear!" "I "And Hugh, of course." "But, LTheL !' gasped little Rachael, quite overwhelmed by this unexpected good luck, "the other house—" "That's only, a little joke of mine. This is the real home,and 1 give it to you with all the. more pleasure that you were disposed to make the best of the had bar gain you were in fur. My dear, the con tented mind you possess is worth a thou sand houses.' And Rachael felt son, thing warm and wet upon her cheek, like a tear, as the old gentleman stopped to kiss her. When Hugh came home, to find his little wife upon the verandah all welcom ing smiles to greet him, he exclaimed— - Why, Uncle Ben, this is a perfect cas ket." "But none too rod for the lew,d that inhabit-q it," Uncle Ben answered. And ❑ugh read in the tone that his young wife had won the capricious old gentleman's heart. A TRAVELER'S STORY One stormy evening a party of travelers were seated around a blazing fire in a house having somewhat the appearance at a hotel, upon the Allegheny mountains. The coach had broken dpwn, and we were detained until the next morning. We had just finished a substantial sup per and were sitting with our feet on the fender, and cigars in our mouths, rumin ating upon the storm without, and the warm, cozy comfort within. Each one told a story, or related an anecdote ; and at lust the turn came roun d to a hollow checked individual, who until then. had remained silent. "Gentlemen," said he, fixing a pierc ing gray eye upon one of the company— a Spaniard—who, uninvited, had drawn his chair up to the fire, "some ten years ago I came near being murdered in this very house." At this moment the Spaniard got up and was going out of the room, when the narrator rose, and locking the door; put the key into his pocket. He then took the Spaniard's arm, and leading him up to an old picture, sur mounted by the English coat of arms,ran his finger along the motto, and said, at the same time displaying the butt of a revolver: "Evil to him that evil does." The Spaniard smiled, and said he did not feel well; but the stranger swore that no man should leave the room until ho n': ed his story. Sego • ' • ns not to be amazed at his conduct he proceeded. "Some years ago I was traveling across the mountains on horsebacirAnd I atop• ed at this very house. The landlord wat extremely obsequious in attending to my comfort; and after supper lie requested me to join him in a bottle of wine. Nothing loth, I consented; and before midnight tour empty bottles stood upon the table, and he was acquainted with all my business. I had a very large amount of money in my valise, and he politely in formed me that he would take care of it till moring. Although somewhat intoxi cated I did not approve of leaving it Li his charge, and wishing him good night, I took my valise iu my hand and retired to bed. After I bad undressed, I put my revol ver under the pillow, and carefully, as I thought, examined the room. I laid my self down, and soon fell into the arms of Morpheus. I suppose it must have been two hours after when I awoke, and collecting my scattered senses, I endeavored to think• what I had been about. Suddenly I de tected a noise under my bed. What was my horror when I observed a piece of carpet stretched alongside the bed move as if something was under it.— A cold perspiration started from every pore ; but thank Heaven, I had presence of mind enough to prepare for the worst. Grasping my revolver in my hand, and hiding it under the bed clothes, I feigned to be asleep. In an instant afterwards I saw a trap door, which had been conceal ed by the carpet, cautiously raised up ; and I beheld my landlord, with a knife in one hand and a dark lantern in the other, directing his glittering eye toward me. Still I moved net, but as he turned to put the lantern on the floor, I fired, and—" "You him, did you ?" shiieked the Spaniard, almost jumpiug from his seat. "Silence till I have finished," said the stranger, again, tapping his weapon. "Th., instant I tired the villian fell.— I got up and merely putting on my coat snatched up the lantern he had dropped, and with my valise crept cautiously down to the stable. It was a bright, moonlight night, and I soon saddled my horse. I galloped about ten miles, when I met a party of wagoners, and in their company returned to the house; but, despite of our rind search. not even as much as the nlliaißs body could be found. But If I lay my hands upon him, if it costs me my life, he shall die the death of a dug." Am the stranger concluded, he rose and caught the Spaniard by the throat, and tearing open his shirt collar, showed the mark or a wound on his neck. Three weeks afterward Joseph Gomez, the Spaniard, was hung on his own con fession of having murdered no less than five travelers in that same room. Put and Om PIE. A countryman having killed a pig and not wishing to divide with his neighbors, as was the custom in that country, said to hia mail, (who•by the way was a son of the Emerald Isle.) "Pat, if I give all the neighbors who have given to me a piece of pork I'll have none left fur mvst•lf. Cau you tell me what I am to du:?" "Iledad sir," said Put. "Its myself that can do the thing." "Good," sa}•s the countrymen, rubbing his hands and looking at Pal, "Now tell me AVIILIL I can do." `Faith, sir," said Pa, "sure when the cray ter is cleaned, just be after hanging it., against the door where ivery mither's son of them will see it ; and early in the morning, before any one is about, get up and take in your pig and hide it away.— Thin, when your neighbors come, just be after telling them the pig was stole." "Capital idea, Pat," exclaimed the countryman; "I'll do it, by St. George." So, when the pig was cleaned, it was hung up outside the 'd00r,,,,50 that the neighbors might. see it. The countryman anxiously awaited the approaching night, and at last retired to bed but not to sleep. Pat, ander cover of the darkness of the night, crept around the house and stole the pig. What was the astonishment of the countiyman,when at early dawn he arose to tindthe pig not there,cau be better imag ined than described. In the midst of his be wilderment, Pat came in with his usual "Top o' the ni. , rning to ye, sir," and giv ing, him a knowing wink, said: "Master how about the pig ?" "Well, Pat, the pig was stolen in reali ty." "Faith, and that sounds as natural as if yon bud lost your pig," "But, you blockhead, I tell you the pig was stolen." "Faith, and begorry, masther, the devil a bit O' me thought " on could do so well. Just stick to that, it s as natural as life." "By St. George," roared the irate Coun tryman. "I tell you the ph" was stolen." 'Oa! bejabbers,"says Pat, "stick to it and your neighbors will belave you, and divil a hit of it they'll get. Faith I didn't think you could do so well." THERE is a project on foot to establis during the present summer at Atlantic City and Cape May, hospitals for.iiivalid children. The idea is a good one, it hav ing been tested on a limited scale at At lantic City last summer. The opirations at-that point will be resumed on a larger scale, and with every indication of success. A FRIEND of ours is the most absent minded man we know of. We made an engagement to meet him on Tuesday - afternoon. "All right," said he. Short ly afterwards ho came with "My dear fel low, you'll have to manse me; I've a prior engagement. the fact is, I'm going to be Married on Tuesdoy ; forgot it complete ly. . A STONG minded woman in Detroit made the following reply to a politician who bad called at her house to get her husband to go to the polls and vote : "No, sir, he can't go! lie's washing now, and he's got to iron tomorrow, and if he wasn't doing anything, he couldn't go. I run this 'era house,- I do. and if any one Totes it'll be this same Mary Jane." Terms 1/74,1T°:1101T pivricirgnttrta. ST Wt111.4.M. C. lIII.Y.LIV. -0- I gazed upon the glorious sky, And the green mountains round, And thought that when I came to Ile At rest within the ground, 'Twere pleasant, that in flowery June, When brooks send pp a cheerful tune, And groves a Joyous sound, The sexton's band my grave to make, The rich green mouutain turf should break. A cell within the frozen mould, A coffin borne through sleet, • And icy clods above it rolled, While fierce the tempest beat— Away I I will not think of these,— Blue be . the sky and sult the breeze, Earth green beneath the tent, And be the the damp mould gently pressed Into my — narnmv place of rest." There through the long, long summer hours, The golden light should Ile, And thick young herbs and groups of flowers Stand in their beauty by The oriole should build and tell His love tale close beside my cell ; The Idle butterfly Should rest him there, and there be heard The housewife bee and humming bird. And what it cheerful shouts at noon Come, from the village sent, Or songs of maids beneath the moon With fairy laughter bleat? And what if, in the evening light, Betrothed lovers walk in sight Of my low monument? • I would the lovely scene around Might know no sadder sight nor sound. I know that I no more should sco The season's glorious show, Nor would its brightness shine for me, Nor its wild music flow; But If around my place of sleep, The friendsl love shohld come to weep, They might not haste to go, Soft airs, and song, and fight and bloom Should keep them lingering near my tomb These to their solleOea hearts should bear The thought of what has been, And speak of one who cannot abate The gladness of thescene; Whose part in all the pomp that flll The circuit of the hills, Is that his grave is green; And deeply would their hearts rejoice To hear again his living voice, Counting n Hundred. 4 Danbury man named Reubens re cen tip saw a statement that counting one hundred when tempted to speak an an gry word would save a man a great deal of trouble. This statement sounded a little singular at first, bnt the more lie read it over the more favorable he became impressed with it, and flintily concluded to adopt it. Nest door to Rubens' lives alnan who has made five distinct at tempts in the past fortnight to secure a dinner on green pens by the Ist of July, and every tune has been retarded by Reu bens's hens. When this man found his fifth attempt to have miscarried he called on Reubens. He said :. "What in thunder do you mean by let ting your hens tear op my garden ?" nseuhen, wag promprgti to call •him mudsnoot, a new name just coming into general use, but he remembered his reso lution, put down his rage and meekly ob- served : "One, two, three, four, five, tir, seven, eight,—" Then the mad neighbor who had been eyeing . this answer with a great deal of suspicion, broke in again: "Why don't you answer my question you rascal ?" But still Reubens maintained his equ animity, and went on with the text : "Nine, ten, elecen,twelve,thirteen,fonr teen, fifteen, sixteen,—" The mild neighbor stared harder than ever. "Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one—" "Yon are a mean skunk," said the mad neighbor, backing toward the fence. Reubens' face flushed at this charge,but he only said: "Twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty four, twenty-five, twenty-six,—" At this figure the neighbor got np on the fence in some haste, but spddenly thinking of his peas, he opehed his month : "You mean, low lived rascal, for two cents I would knock your cracked bead over a barn, and I would—" "T wen ty-seven,twenty-eigh t," interrupt ed Reubens, "twenty-nine, thirty, thirty one, thirty-two, thirty-three,—' Here the neighbor broke for the house and entering it violently slammed the door behind him, but Reubens did not dare let up the enumeration, and so be stood ont there alone in the yard, and kept on counting, while his burning cheeks and flashing eyes eloquently af• ifirmed his judgment. When he got up nto the eighties his wife came to the door in some alarm. "Why, Reuben& man, what is the mat ter with you ?" she said. "Do come into the house." But ho didn't let up.. She.eame out to him, and clung tremblingly to him, but he only looked into her eyes and said: "Ninety-three,ninety-four, ninety five, ninety-six, ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred—go Into the house, old woman, or I'll bustye." And she went.—Danbury News. A Wife In Troublo. —_o— "Pray tell me, m 7 dear, what is the case of those tears? "Oh - , - what a disgracer' • "What, disgrace ?" "Why, I have opened one of your let- ters, supposing it was addressed to my self. Certainly it looked more like Mrs. than Mr." "Is that all? What harm can there he in a wife's opening her hushand's let ters?" "No harm in itself. But the contents! Such a disgrace!" "What! has any one dared to write me a letter unfit to be read by my wife ?" "Oh, no. It is eonched in the most chaste language. But the contents." Here the wife buried her face in her handkerchief, and commenced sobbing aloud, when the husband eagerly caught up the letter, and commenced reading the epistle which had been the means of near ly breaking, his itife's heart. It was a bill from sprinter for sins goer • ea- k.11 . 1_. 'ILIJUA Religions Notes. ——o— ME "smallest preacher in the sroild" is announced in London. THE word "immortal" occurs brit once in the bible, 1 Tim., 17. THE Christian Union thinks we 811811 know each other in the spirit land. . THERE are twenty-seven Unitarian and twenty-two Methodist congregation at Boston. THE latest reform . spoken 'of in New York is reform in cbnrch music, which is said to be growing too sensational. As the season for Methodist campmeet hip is near at hand, great preparations are being made for these popular gather• logs in various parts of the country. PRESIDENT Fuirchihl,of Oberlin, Ohio, contends that no one should be ordained to the ministry who doubts the doctrine of eternal future punishment. , THE Catholic Review reports that the mission founded for the conversion of the Southern freedmen to the &Man Catholic faith is in a growing and healthy condi tion. 9,t 4 . Err. Lemuel Moss, D. D., has been - pointed to prepare khistory of the B test denomination during the past he ury. The appointment is by the Bible and Publication Society. - A TENN. man who had not been inside a church for twenty years was forced to ac company the jury on which he was serv ing, to prayer meeting, the other night. He stood it well considering. • • SENATOP. Scirrr while talking to a Penn ey) vania Sunday shool, a Sunday or two ago, asked the scholars why Simon was kept in prison. One of the teachers-qui etly prompted a boy to say that it was for a hostage, and the yontb,not quite catch ing the words, piped out: "Ile was de tained tot postage." Tne Society for the Propagation of the Gospel among the Indians is in session at Boston. The Post expresses the opin ion that for the "purpose .of propagation the Society is most too far off, and thinks that if the members really want the work dune they had better " go themselves." THERE is a preacher in Southwest Missouri who has labored in that field for seven years, and built up two church es. One of them he has just left because in the last thirteen mouths they paid him for his services t 502, and that was in trade, not one cent in cash. LIE Ritualists and Anti-Ritualists of England are very active, and the differ ences between them are growing. Large numbers of the first party are reported to be going over to the Rotnish Church. Petitions on behalf of both parties are being extensively signed, and will be presented to the House of Convocation. That of the Anti-Ritualists, protesting against ths.imovocations, has 60,000 sig natures. ' Varieties. --4 r PRESIDENT Grant's mail is said to foot np about 700 daily letters. A JovuN, Mo., man advertises for a. rich and confiding wife. -- TIER Parisians being surteited by lion& chops, are eating boiled marmots. A SAN FRANCISCO dentist now exca vates teeth by machinery. A ancEnTLY arrived German girl drowned herself in a cistern at Cincinnati, because she was home-sick. THE recent death of an Illinois woman is attributed to the liberal use of a hair restorative. GRASSHOPPER short cakes are in season among the Chinese restaurants in man Francisco. Tun husband who devoured his wife with kisses found afterwards that she dis agreed with him. IT has been ascertained that three out of every flee matches made at Saratoga go to the courts for a divorce. AMONG the elegant attractions promised at Saratoga is series of contests among genuine English ball•dogs. A Bosros doctor brought a child back to life after be had lain on the bottom of the river five.minutes. Electricity did it: TUE Long Island mails, it is said, have been systematically and successfully rob. bed for a long period. TUE Princess of Wales last lnfant.liv. ed only a few minutes, and yet was called Alexander John Charles Albert. Btrcuitrumtais Palace has been gorge ously fitted up for the reception of the Sah. So much for Buckingham. IN Detroit, recently, a girl was found dead kneeling at her bedside, in the atti tndo of prayer. . IT is said that the world owes every man a living, but a great many men urn too lazy to collect it. THE uniform of the Persian Shah is covered with diamonds "and other prec ious stones to the values of 2,000,000 roubles. PoirruNii, Oregon, lately expressed two babes a distance of several hundred miles, with regular express tags about their necks. A Moms beggar died reeentlbeaving a fortune of half a million dollars. Though formerly an outcast, his funeral was largely attended by his relatives. A inns was checked lately in -Cohan bus, Ga., by five baskets of champagne. The heat caused the corks to . pop Out and the wine wet the floor • and' 'topped the fire. • . CorrAuz rents at Long Branch vary from $l,OOO to $14,000 for the season,ac conling to location. Lots are very high„ but sales are numerous. General Grant owns two houses, one of which he rents to Mr. Jesse Seligman for $3,000. General O. B.Babcock's new cottage will be" fin ished in July; Jay Gould is building.lhe finest cottage of , all, and other Anorieyed men are erecting some of elegant pat.; Wm,