"" 4 , 4lll fter.e. • . • Q t. a • E. B. HAWLEY, Propriotaj,-1.- 3312sidamossis oarci®. J. B.& A. 11. MeCOLLUM, , A.rsolurcra AT Lkm Office antr the hack, Montrose Pa. Montrose, May 10, Isll. • D. W. SEARLE' TTORNET AT LAW, °Mee over the store of A. Lithroo,ln the Brick Block, Montrose, Pa. -Dutr' . W. W. NMITII, • CABINSTMAUR lIANIIPAGIVERB.—root a/Nene:est, Montrose, Pa. 1869. M. C. SUTTOIV, Aactioneer, and Insurance Agent, Prieod.v'ille, Pa. C. S. GILBERT, . Cr. 19. .41.vieltioexaCoor. Sae Ott Great. Bend. Pa Ahf EL Y, I. 6, guorioaoar. A. 1. 3169. Addreso, 1) , rookIln, Pa JOHN GROVES, 9..k.SMIONABLIC TAILOR; Montrose, Pa. Shop over •Chsndler's Store. AP orders etst-rstosle. Cutting done on short notice. and warranted to ty J. F. SI7OEMAKER, Keane. at Law, Mentroae. Pa. Orace next door x; o J It. Ikk'llea store. orralte the bank. Montro.e, Jan. 17, iba—kok—ty. • B. L 8.41J)W1N,, AITTMNIAT. AT LAW. Montrose, Pa. Ogles with Jame. K. Cannalt. Esq. Muntroir, Ao,Tissl. SO, 1871. tf. A. 0. WARREN: A I'TORNSI" A P LAW. Poway, ilaek Pay. Pension •nd nem ). on Claim. attended to. Oaten Be.' ...nor below Boyd'a Store. Idontrone.Pn. [An. 1.'69 W. A. CRoB.4lfo.lir, Attorney at Lew, Mike at the Court !Inns., le the Counnimuluner's Ottec. W. A. Cuoseuou. Neutrosk Sent., Eth. MeKE.II7III. ct CO. Dealers In WI Goods, Clothing, &idles andMieaes lee Shoes. tie°. agents for the great American Tea and Cotree Company. [Montrose, July 17,"72.] DR W. W. 011711, Rooms At his dwelling.. next door cast of tho Rep hilato printing ottlee. °Mee hours from 9A. N. to J P. ■. Montrose. liny 3. L.114* OFFICE. ITCII d WATAON, Attorney. at Law, at the old office oflitentley S Fitch. Yontroe•:, Pa. 1.. r riven. Pan. Il i '71.1 w. R. warsoiir. PR. W. L. RICHARDSO3 lITSICIAN tenders hisprofesslona services to the riticen• of Montrose and vicinity-- O®ceathiarssideocc,onthe corner east of t‘syre & Bros. Poo edre. (Aug. 1. 180. CHARLES N. STODD.4 RP Icier In Boole add Shoea. Tints and Caps. Leather and Pindirdm Main Street, 1•t door below Boyd's Store, Work glade to order. and repairing done neatly. outnhe. Jan. I, 1170. LEWIS KNOLL, BRAVING AND HAIR DRESSING. Shop In the ■ow Poetoface halldine. where he will be found read' to attend ell who ma' want anything In hi•hne. ' Montrose Pa.. Oct. 13. 18IZ. • DR S. W DA YTON riljalClAN & BURGEON. tender, Ida services to ttecltisno of rireat Rend end vicinity. Office at hia realdenee.oppopite Barnum Douse, Gl.Bend SepL t t.lat3.—tt Sill PilA & C'ASE, Saddle, Ilarnean and Trunk makm. Sbnp InC.Tiorera' ?Horn Miffing. Broaklp, A. Oak Unineescs, bear) and Ilent, made to order. "- Brooklyn. April J, 11l t—mB DR. D. A LATHROP. OA - minister. EL,L,T6O TII66IaL BATHS. OA the Pont at Chestant street . . Cell and eneealt le" all Chronic DisrAses. - Montrose. Jl[l. THE BARBER-Ha! Ha! Hd! ! barley Morris Is the barber. who can shlire iota ince to order: Cots brown, black and grizzley hair, it his olhee,Just up stairs.. There ran will el od bim, over Ceres store. below Meltenzlcs—just ono door. Montrose. Jane T. C. MORRIS. IL BURRITT.. Met rnStard•-and Fancy Orr Good*, Caockery, Herd "ere. Iron, Stoves, Drags. 011*, sod Arany*. Boole ea@ Shoe*. Hat*rind Cap', Furs, Buffalo Robes, Gro wl.. Prowlslondo. elr.lllllord, 1 RXCHANGE H9TEL. _ . 2.llcottAbliES,' ' tv libel; to . Inform thew:bile that having rested the Exchange Hotel In Montrose, he I. non prepared to accommodate the traveling public .to tirstclass amt. Nontrore, Avg. 23, 1511. BILLINGS 827W17). Rll AND IMPS E 7. BIIRANCR AO, ENT. Al: barmen attended to promptl y.tre fair term*. °Mee dm door at of the bank or W. 11 . Cooper it Co. Publ I e A 'made, NoWzote, pa. [Aug.l.lB69. 1' dr 17. tnt.] Dit.t.txas !demon. J. D. VAIL, I wilorimutcPaTalciaill AIM Sultoetlir. Ilse pentanentif lorAted bawl& In Mantra et, Ps., whcre he will prompt. 17-attood to all calls In bb profeeslen wltb which bo Easy be favored. Omen and resldenen 'cost of the Court Home, am Finch b Watson's palcco Montrose. February 8.1821. BURS if MCHOLS, RALL.cts In Dregs. i:;:efeineir, Chemicals. Dye 4tate. Pelets,olle.Vandsh. Spleecraticy rt.cies,PatooLitedleloos,Peettimeevind Totlet/a -t tele.- OrPreseetptloo• morally comgoundoct.— ntidenioek. Moottoar,P4. L. B. Bursa. • Feb. "%IV% 'EEL ruormu, 4 LALER b Drum Patera Mont-hies. Chemical* Liquor..Patata. - 0111,Dre Steer , . V111;11she4. Win %sm, Orreries, aims Were; Well and v7lndoir t+er,Stous•ware, Lamps. Kerosene. Machincryoll., I?:usset. Gu nn, ammaaltlon. Kuhres. Spectacles Irastms. Panty Goods. istrally. Perfumer!. Atr....-- i•aing Pout of the most samendle• extently.• and nimble =Mastless of Goods In Sys enemata Co.— fstabltalted la MAL • Lltontroso. Pa. GET ALL KIXDS OP JOB PRINTING, ETC., SZZLIITZD 47 TUE c,.......?... 1 . t.t, a r,:-,:_,Zl-: liNtiflikOEMOCßAt Og ,r: 'L;I ih' .7'; - _ - .,-, atoteseiorueri,,,,,,, A FOREST PICTURE. " SIT atter. Cara: ' —o— all the beautiful pictures k • That hang on Memory's was. Is the one - of a dim old torest, That seemeth - best of all ; • Not for its gnarled oaks olden, • Inerk.with the mistletoe, , • Not for the violets golden • That sprinkle 'borate-below, . Not forthe milk.whlte Mies That lean frorn•the fragrant hedge, Coquetting all day, with. the sunbeams, And stealing their golden edge; Nor for the vines on the upland, • Where the bright red berries rest; Nor ; s he pinks, nor the pale, sweet cowslip, It speinctla , to me the beat. I..onch had &Tittle brother With eyes. that were dark and deep— In of that olden forest, Ili lle,th in peace asleep; Light se the deem of .a thistle, Free as tho winds that. blow, We mved there the beautiful Summers, The summers of long ago ; llot his feet on theiilts grew weary, And one of the Autumn eiTs made for my little brother A bed of the yellow leaves. Sweetly his pale arrnstolded My neck in a meek embrace, As the light of immortal. beauty And ßileutly coyercd his face ; d wben the anows.oraunset Lodged in the treetops bright, Etc fell, in his saint-like beauty, Asleep by the gatesof light, Therefore, of all pictures That hung on Armory's wall. The ono of the dim old forest Beemeth best of all Sleighing Song. +c. TM GEORGE ALFRED TOWNSEND. The valley valley glows beneath the snows, Warm white betwixt the hills, • As my young sweetheart's neck rscepes Up from her shapes of lacy crapes, And dimples as it thrills. My " Coitus" waits lizitt at her We! Its poninti champ and neigh; To feel her toot upon their fur The dead wolves, for the touch of her, Almost bound back to-day ! Our sleigh bells sneak, as down the peak The ringing ices slide, Wide from her hair her ribbon flies, Her colors rise ripe to her errs, So swill, so bushed we ride. The streams are cold, the hones arc old, Tice orchards gnarled and bare ; Of all the world I am tnost young; Of all unsung by tune or tongue, I feel she is most fair. he wild deer peer almost in relit., She is so straight, so chaste! The c tgles scream down where they hide, Despite her pride to see me glide My hand around her waist. The •Tolves' teeth grin upon the skin That clainben to her glove; The carved swans on the dashers see The statelier eurre of Led: knee. Ana thrill as they were Jove I Olt ? bliss, oh ! glow, there is no snow— !Tin summer come anew, Iler touch iy like the harvest beats; fler breath its sweet ; there only beats One heart where there were two? pioceliautons. TERMING THE TABLES -0- Breakfast had just _been 'cleared away and the little sitting-room WAS very bright and cheerful in the yellow flood of the April sunshine. There were puts of purple blossomed violets in the window seat, and a blue-ribboned guitar lying on the sofa, sad books piled on the table, and 'close by the fire Mrs. Haven had seated herself at her desk to write some letters. she was a•trim, compact little woman, with bright brown hair and eyes to match, and a resolute mouth that somehow car ried out the expres.sibn of a nose, that our French. neighbors 'phrase ."retrousse."— Mary Haven had a character that you might see at a distance. As• she sat there selectitg her pen, and unscrewing. the silverlop of heriukstand, the door opened very softly, and a round hill-mooned face appeared. "Mrs. Haven, mem. if you please." "Yes," said Mary Haven, descrying at once by the infallible barometer of a wo maesear the rising thunder storm in the domestic atmosphere below. "What is' it, cook ?" "It's not that von are not a kind mis tress, inem;" said the cook, twisting the hennt-her check apron, "am' the wages is good, not to say company allowed once a week, and Sunday evenin's always ours ; trnt there are some things flestrAnd blood can't-stand, ma more they can't, mem ; and I hain't• no patience with such damn's, and li you please snit Yourself, mem, at a month's warnin—" "Why., cook, what is the matter 3" "Some can abid rneddlin' with, mem, and some 'ean`t; and it' the barrel o' mackerel sets in, the wrong , corner, an', •the sugar boxes ain't kept covered proper, it's the mistress -should , Jell me of it, 'not the - master,ale if Mr. Haven wants tolie cook,, mein; *well and • good but I wati'L stay in the same kitchen I" And cook flounced oak-maltreating her apron, having had her say. - Mrs. Raven flushed scarlet She arose and went dowri,stairs Cr the cellar, Where her. husband, ,aninus, his coat, was, en deavoring. to move a 'huge washing ma chine. '•,• • • /sof Ntenasa "You, see, Bridget;' he called out; "this is the worstpossihle place the thing could stand in, aral-why, Mary, is . t youl" -; • • . . "Kee, it is I," 'said- Mrs. Haven.. • "I tbooght'you had gone to your office, Hen., ry 27. "I'm going presently," said Mr. Haven, "Butyow•See,; Mary, everything down here is at sixes rind sevens. It's well I coine.doWif occasionally. Cook has more eccinomy than alwild savage, and: B fidget puts evvtliing where it shouldn't be. My dear,liare you looked• over the grocer's bill for aMonth - • • 4;Np, thaien't,7,said- Mrs Haven., "Wellitt's quite alarming., There must be *leak somewhere; and that reminds me.;.-Iluiinolasieli - keg is dripping at the rate of half a pint w day."• - iriltsee to it," she said, 1.• "But yo 4 deo% see th' - iy,tikdettil !could a Int Of stare eggs ell thj top shelf 4.1 MONTROSE, PA., WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 1873. are completely wasted, when eggs are five cents a piece." Mrs. Ilaremtmvretl vntl vent up stairs twain witha round, red spot glowing on either cheek, signal_ pennons of the die. turbantia within— She was not a faultless angel r any mora.thati other woman are, and she was very much out of temper, as she walked up and down the room with her hands hvbind her, and; her brown eyes glitterintwitlilive crminotis sparkle. "Mary, hare you seen my memoran dum hook ?". asked ber husband, hay° not. Probably _halt: find it on the pantry -shelf, or under Bridget's machine," antlered liary,thort ly. "Now, puss, you aro out of temper," said Mr. 'Haven, good humoredly, 'and hol very unreasonal,le that is of you." "Henry," said Mrs. Haven, laying one hautViappcalingly on his r.houlder, nail looking up in his face, "you don't know how it mortifies and annoys me to have you interfete in my domestic affairs." "Aren't we a firm, Henry Haven & Wife ?" he• asked, cooky, "aud are not interests identical ?" "fls; but Henry Haven has his de partment, and wife ought to have here." "That's alltonsenie, my love." "Henry : you will oblige pie by leaving these domestic concerns to my own man agement I" "I would do much to oblige you, my dear Mary, but I shall not concede that lponst,7 he said, as be, took his dejiarturc, eaving ire. haven veiy indignant and meditative. liridget's yoke broke with Celtic ac cent upon her reverie. "Please, ma'am, I found th ia little black book behind the flour barrel." "Thank von, Bridget; it is Mr. Ha ren's." She glanced mechanically at its pages to Bridget disappeared. The column de- voted to that day was full of closely writ ten memoranda : "See Kartwyn & Dalcey about the house in 12th street ; do not let them hafe it for 41,200. Cell it licAllister's and order the green oil-cloth instead of the buff one for the Mile ? floor. Tell Martin to proceed directly with the suit in Russel vs: Russell. Remind clerk not to s,ttle tailor' bill—alternation to be made first. Go halves with Jordan in-lot op posite Central Park--" Thus indefinite v. Mary haven read the words without much interest, but presently her eyes brightened, and a roguish suspicion of a smile began to trembletaround her reso lute lips. "I am very glad I found this memoran dum book." she thought. "Let me see— Henry told me lie was going to Brook lyn in the morning; there will be plenty of time." - ane glancfttv - her — Vitteli aril mug The" bell. "Bridget, will you step around the cor ner and tell them to send a carriage for me immediately:''' lier bonnet and shawl were on long be fore the vehicle arrived, and she employ ed the surplus time in jotting down var riot's addresses from the directory. When at length the carriage arrived, she took her seat with the self-possession of a queen. "Drive to Kartwyu & Dalcey's, No. 123 street." • Ittf. liarrwyn came to his orrice door, a dried up little lawyer, much astonished at the 'unexpected apparition of a pretty woman in a carriage. "Good morning, Mr. Kartwyn !" said Mary, mlmly. •J...ttua..,Mr4.,Aaven. I called: to ik ydu kriow that Yrecitfild have the house in 12th street for a thousand dollars a year. I suppose you are aware that the property belongs to me!'' Mr. Kartwyn bowed sow, delighted with the bargain he was about to secure. "And now drive to McAllister's carpet store," said Mrs. Haven. She walked in with cool self-posses sion, "Mr. Haven has concluded to take th 6 buff oil-cloth," she said. - • - "Mr. McAlliiter stared, but entered the order in his books. "I will send it round immediately." "Now the tailor," thought Mary. Snip & Scissors had an elegant estab lishment on a side street, just out. of Broadway. Mary walked up to the coun ter calmly. "Mr. ilaven's bill receipted, it yoti nleAse:'•• _ The presented the document, which was promptly paid. "Where now, =am," said the driver. "Mr.Jordan'ti real estate agency, oppo site "Ah, Mrs. Haven, is it you ?". said the agent cheerfully. "What can I do for you this morning?' "Nothing, thanks,"said Mary, gracious ly. "I came round to tell 'you that my lithband has thought better of the Ceti-; trait Park lot. He will not take half." "All right," said Jordan. "Smyth and Parker, are only waiting for the chance. 'l'll let. 'em know immediately." "I don't think rye done quito mischief enough,'? said Mrs. Haven to herself. "I'll go down to the office now, turn the stove around and pave Jack re-arrange the law books." So the carriage left Mrs.X.arsn.pt, her husband's tifribe a ' narrow, down- street. ' About one hour subsequently Mr. Ha ven sauntered. into the establishment of t,,rttryii &Dakey. "About that 12th street tease ,Ilr..Kart iC ?" ' "Yes, sir," said. the lawyer; rubbing his bands.- -"A thousand dollars is a very fair price. I don't of all object to giving "Who the deuce is talking about athou tuind dollars dewnaded the puzzled :Have n . "I don't meow to.let you, hare it a cent 'ehiart "of The lawyer looxed amazed.' "Mri Hared- Watherdthiernerbitig,and toldlogi tt was her. prbperty,-and. 1.. coukd. have it for a thousand:dollaral''; "Mrs. Rayon 1" echoed the -astonished husband. .".13ut, reallr, - )rou know , this is litlite:tykbilsiness-lik4 1" "i don't kaow whether,it is g e;iiQt.' re tarriad:thelaivyeratifily., _AiLaaly know. that Mra.tr i atteatoke - bek t ite'intneasei, - - 1 , 01, , rus 711. ... . '.• i ("4 - " . . M: • ) . `, !! I: ; -. il ••. . i - ' ~. • ..4 . . 'e . . .. , . , I[l.lll=mnraillihdlllll anti that the property is undeniably hers." Mr. Haven retreated from the field,van quished but chafing.' At the door of the carpet-store 'McAl ister met.him. • "It's all right, sir; the oil-cloth is half down by this time I" "Which oil cloth ?" • "rhe buff one, sir; cheap goods, Mrs. Haven was here and ordered it some time since." "The mischief she did!" "I hope there is no mistake, sir ?" ask ed the dealer anxiously. • ' "N—o," returned honest Henry, dis consolately, adding to himself as he turn ed away, "What has got into Dlary ? is she crazed ?" All thin g B considered, it was not strange that Mr. Haven was in no amiable humor by the time he reached Snipp tt, Scissors.' "I'd like to know what you mean by sending home such garments?' he de manded imperiously. "I won't wear 'ern, unless they are made over completely, nor will I pay Lite bill F' "Sir !" demanded the surprised tailor, "you are aware that our rule i 3, no alter ations after the bill is settled!" "Very well, your bill isn't settled, and it won't be either, in a hurry!" "Mrs. Haven paid it, sir this morning," said the surprised tailor, referring to his books. • Mrs. Haven ! How the uncalled-for-in terference of "Mrs. Haven" stared him in the face at every step. Of course there were no remonstrance to be made, how. ever, and the discomfitted husband left the establishment. "I'll stop in at Jordan's any way," he thought. "and secure that lot; it will be a capital spec n lat ion." Mr. Jordan was standing whistling in front of his gate with both hands in his pockets. He looked up as Henry Haven entered. "Well, old. fellow ?" "Suppose we clear np this business about that Central Park lot," said Haven carelessly, "don't think I can do any bet ter." "Your decision comes late, said Jordan shrugging his shoulders. "I signed over to Smythe & Parker half an hour ago." "And by whose authority ?" ,M r. Haven's brow was darkening. "Mrs. ,ilaven's. She was here a little while ago, and tlld me you would not take the half-lot." "Mr. Haven bit his lips! this was really growing a little provoking. He left the real estate office a little abruptly, and went , directly to his own place. But had he not been tolerably certain of his own number, he would Tilt have rec ognized the rooms. Two men were on their knees, diligently hammering down the hard buff oil-cloth. Jack, the office boy, had turned the stove around, ID that its iron elbow projected into your Nee, very much wit it would howo Quid, "toko my arm I" And Mrs. Raven sat at his desk sorting and arranging papers with industry, worthy of a more legitimate cause. "Mary r Mrs. Haven looked quietly.np. "Yes, my dear Jones ve. Brown ; he belongs on the left hand pile. Really, Henry, the confusion of your papers is apphlling!" 'Confusion, madam! I tell yea they are in the most perfect order, or rather, they were beloro you got bold of them.— Where are my law books?" "Oh; I put there in the closet, the bindings were so diugy,and the directories and hand-boots looked gb very much brig]) ter l" •Mary, are you crazy ? It is scarcely becoming for a woman thus to usurp her hatband's placer "We are a firm, my dear, at least so you told' me this morning—Henry - Haven' & Wife—and therefore our interests are identical," "Yes, but—" "Consequently," went on Mary,mimick ing her husband's rather pompous voice of the morning, "I shall beg the priva lege of interfering whenever I deem it ad visable." Mr. Haven looked frowningly at his wife, but the wrinkles vanished out of his forehead as the smiling sunshine of Mary's eves. . - "My dear," said he. "It is rather late to transact any business to-day. Shall we walk house together ?" And Mr. Haven must have left his "in terference" principles at the office, for Mary never saw any more of them. Nei ther husband nor wife ever alluded to the the subject again, but Mr. Haven was cured of his one bad habit. Mary's sin gle. stratagem was worth a thousand re- MOM trances. A Heroine of a Genuine Type. —_o— , The Boston Irish servant ,girls having suffered throrigh . the actions of two or three of: their species,, who refused to re main in the service of . a gentleman be cause be extended: Bostonian hospitality to Mr. Frentle, it, is worth while to record a very graceful set of ono of their hum- 1 her,' which entitles her to ha Called a new heroine of ei genuine type. It is-related that when 'the' news -*of , the Boston tire reached St.. Albans, Vermont; an Irish servant girl there, who :had lived some years before in a . BUStett.'familY, wrote' ,to' her former mistress begging of' her to. ac cept .of -two Hundred dollars--as' a free gift in a time of need. 'Boston should erect a statue in hciner pf . that repreSen . talon of straiten: derided 'And Maligned class of _domestics. It ;may be a homely statueythough those girls are generally :healthy:and sometimes pretty enough, but • Ino,lierle nr,urt," mild* the pity greater. honor... This , little Maiden t has a moral, too, that- may convey 'a lesson -to some. housekeepers to theirgreat.profit. - If the mistress'Of that girl'hoktiOt, been a kind 'eonsiderataemployer,,she could not have implanted in the heart of that poor and: .• maybe illiterate domestic , the 'feeling of affection andgratitude which found sad" a 'noble and truly Irish expression.. A's their . devoted-clrampion;the'Dentinicati priest, says,."..Nerpeople ,on 'the earth arc so easily conquered by kindness as the peasantry ofirelandyratlys 'or transplant; ; ITivoxo Viper, Avertitea for pia Golf ihAt ergs years old; Kidd We . Pirate. --o • The old-prison stood on the spot where now the massive granite court house is placed. From it. the street was very ear 'ly named Prison lane, changed to Queen street in 1708, and to Court in 1784. ..What the old prticiti was like is left to conjecture, but we will let an old master of the imaginative art describe it: "The rust on the ponderous iron work of its oaken door looked more antique than anything else in the New liTorld.— Like all that pertains to crime, it 'seems never to have know a youthful era." The fancy of Hawthorn in locating a bloom ing rose bush on the grass plot beside the prison door is striking. Here were con fined the victims of the terrible witch craft delusion. 1 1 "Who is het one that for lack of land Shall fight upon the water. To is heavy door stood between tne no toridus pirate, William Kidd, and liberty. He arrived in Boston in June, 1699, with his sloop, and was examined before the Earl of Bellemont and the council of the province. On the 6th of June Kidd:was seized and committed to prigon.lwith sev eral of his crew, and his vessel taken pos session of. When arrested,Kidd attempt ed to draw his sword' and defend himself. By order of the King he was sent to'Eng land in a frigate, and arrived in London April 11, 1100. lie• was examined be fore the Admiralty, an 3 afteriver•as be fore the House of Lords, where great ef forts were made to implicate the Earl of Bellemont and otherof the lords in Kidd's transactions. The pimte,after a long confinement,was finally hung at Executive Dock. He died hard. The rope broke the first time he was tied op, end he fell to the ground; a second trial proved more successful. It has been claimed that Kidd was not a pirate. He was an officer in the Brit ish Navy prior to 1691, married in this country and ha commanded a_merchant ship owned by Robert Livingstone, a wealthy New York merchant. When in 1695, the coast of New nigland was in fested with pirates, Livingstone propos ed to the Earl of Bellemont, to employ Kidd to go in pursuit of them, and offer ejto share the expenses of fitting out a inset. Application was made to the Home. Government for a thirty-gun ship and commission for Kidd for this pur pose, but the Government being then un able to furnish a vessel, the Earl of Belle moat, Lords Halifax, Somers, Romney, Oxford and others, contributed, with Liv ingstone, to fit Kidd out in the Adven , tare Galley. He received a , commission from the Court of Admiralty ip,Decem ber7l69s,antborized him to cruise against' the King's enemies. Once at sea, Kid& turned pirate, re versing;the adage, "Set a rogue to catch a rogue," and made several captures: but his exploits preceded him, and on return to _New trigland he , was arrested. ,The search after the pirate's hidden treasures has continued ever since. A pot of dol lars was dug up in 1790 on Long Island, supposed, to havebeen Kidd's. The fate of the freebooter has often been lamented in the melancholy ditty— "My name was Captain Kid, as I sailed," ere. Uncontrollable Fits of Loving In Louisville, Ky., a short time since, a young man laid siege to the 'heart of a i • young lady, a resident of that city, who ' ultimately surrendered the fortress unto, his keeping. A day was appointed for the nuptials, friends were invited, gOod things to eat and drink were provided, and all the concomitants fur well-regulat ed weddings were prepared. 'rho day came. the guests came, but the bridegroOm —"the young man from the country"— came not. The mother of the bride that was to be went and interviewed the son-in-laW that shoUldhave been. She told him 'of her daughter—how, like Amy, in "Locksitsy. Hall," her "cheek was pale and thinner than 'should be for one so yOriug," and how she was pining away from disappoint-, inept and grief. The young man observ ed, deprecatingly, that the young lady' had never been very fat, but the would-be mother-in-law parried this thrust and rep resented to him the impropriety of his conduct in such moveing termi. that he felt bound to apologize. Ile accordingly told the old lady that he was sorry to have . grieved and disappointed her daughter and herself, but that lie was, the subject, of uncontrollable fits of loving, and when one of these came upon him he could not keep from courting somebody. Thi'f, he said, was a disease, and that he was in no sense responsible for anvthnig, he did while this temporary madness• was upon him. It ho had, under the . power of this malady, made love to her dauiliWr; was sorry fur if, lint - he could not help it. If she doubted his word he said, he could ! bring hundreds of physician§ toi.prete that - finch a disease existed, and hundreds of his aconaintenauces to prove that' lie I hail it. The lady' from Louisville Went home a sadder if not wiser woman. Be fore she left she expressed gl'eat sYtripa thrfor the young fmui.obSoriiing that "it was such a pity he nould not be Mimi." AT Bridgeport, Conn., recently,n 'iceman was instructed to look after :the boys who -violated the city. ordinance against coasting in the el recto. Haepres. ently saw two boys preparing for "a go," one of whom got away,• the: policeman giving chase; "Here' said the other boy to the policeman, "take my sled, it will go faster - than: and you Silt .catch him I" •In ari instant the ambitious peeler threw himselt on the•aled, and sown cane up -with and arrested the offendero . The jostle° heard the testimony, and. was About to inflict the fine,rwhenwthe other lad , professed. a: willingness...to :testify .against the officer fora similar infraction of the law--and: 'so . they ..bOth' got off,: with a solemn injunction to ..do- an, no. . . . • Wostnnits will -never cease .tind :the latest arrinaeingnovelty is the fact that a lady's hat trimmed in the height -111 the fashion, and nicely paoked.in a; band-box .was , carried. throngh tho..lrnited States mall= Maine to,California for eleven cents postage! .•- , A sluts aompany—mgaug of tthiesev /;:' .:;. v 71::. 7? p - 7.' VOLUME ;XXX, NUMBER'S; Oakes :lineal 3teinoi7. I cannot rentember.-,•Datet trait to ma; I'm trying to 'Oil* *hat you ask ma Had Colfax - a share Of this Credit Mobilier It Is queer that I enimot remember. I cannot remember „ Don't tease me, I'm doing my best now to please'ye, , The trawaction.is old, • • - Well, I know tbat.l sold,, • . Did he bold?' That I . cannot remember. I cannot rornember. t7,..sir, was thtiktiflik there saying I lie, And thnt,l n su sytell - you- , • 'Just exactly yrhat's true? . • . Sol do. Nisw I think tretriernber.' . . , Yes, rill stlte remember. tea - , sir, Just tiventi full shares by my book, sir, And the dividends came To fourfill.haof.the same - . In WS name. lam sure I remember. . .„ lam sure I remember. I don't doubt it, I can tell you' right here all about It,. . Why, the balance to free . I'd ins check drawn to me, , 'Marked S. C. I ana'scuro remember. 'l'm sure I remember. I've papers ' To prove every one of his rapers, - On his oath does he swear it? • Fes sorry to hear it. 'Tworit bear it. rill sure I reinembei. I'm surer remember. Moro:Wei.. This proof he can never-get otier-i' • Nor can he slip by And its no use to try s- To lie, for I'm sure 1 remember ' I'm sure I remember. And so, sir, One questian. I ask ere I go, sir; • • Do the rest of this crew Like to hear Itist what's true If they'd°, I am sure to remember. • H.G,W -5". Y. Sun One Species of . . Did you ever see a woman who was pos sessed by the house cleaning 'fiend—not periodically, but at - all times—who would gwaboutilrawing her• finger over every table and chair, peeping into cracks a id crannies, holding tumblers up to the light for finger marks; in short, so .utterly ab sorbed in thS pnrsuit of dirt that,every other pursuit was as nothing in compar ison. Now. I know.• what .neatudss is, and value it, but when it takes such shape as this, and robs life of all iyt charms, I,- turn my back upon it with righteous disgust. Who thanks these zealous' furies for, their self-imposed labors ? Certainly not their husbands, who flee into remote cor-: ners from dust pans and dust .brnshes.; weary of the recitals of feminine. prowesa, day by day. ' Certinly not their 'children with have noptaee tcistow . dway their little' sacred property in the shape of bright bits of silk or paper, which are- dear and pre cious to them, and should always be held in respect within proper innocent hp : - its. Oh, ye careful and troubled Martinis of the household,: stop and take breath. Placcn fi 9 wer,,o4 the mantle,. that.- YOU and your household may: perhaps, hate some flowers in your lives. While you stop to rest, read. So' shall the'," Cobwebs be. biiislied froth Tern r neglected brain, and you shalt learrvihaf Sornethitig,.elfies besides cleanliness 'is necessary to triak'ci' borne really home, for those ,depende4 on ypitr care.; Throw your hroom . , out, (4460r 4; hike your children hand.' and' let the' fresh wind touch your' wrinkled' fOre bead: IfYour bon'se is wound tip at such : an immaculate pitch of elemitincsp, it can run on a few hours' ivithoue*tir Care: Laugh and talk with the children, or bet-, ter still, listen 'to their foolish' wise: talk. Bring home a bit of gingerbread for.each, of them, and play 'some simple game with them. Put on the freshest dress you have, and aSk your hnsband.wheu.he Comes in, if ho recognizes his 151 re. "I wish my mother lo'oked as pretty as you," said a little gigl,sinikday, to a neigh , . "Bat yOur'' mamma' IS much - prettier . than L" replied the neightiori - The•trutlf was that the child'si•motherimnlessi,coni pany was .expected, was always. under the. dominion of the house cleaning fiend,' and the Children, fled from such joyless utilitarian home, Where' no flower of beau ty- could ever get time to.takei root or blossom. Thire is,little need -to misinterpret my meaning. Mau a ruined life ,has come of joyless hone. Your cliililken Mice to the sunlight'ziatnially.,as tin the flowers. Shut it out of yiuir houses, and they go abroad search of it, - you May byrattre of that. isiet.this.wortiiiiiinking,about. 0 ye motheric careful and trouh.l4l about many things,.and yet: blind to _your firstand greatestdnty. • ' ' Littd Mimupoly. A, VAST land company has been startetl. in San Erancisco,‘Tpleil overtop!eyen the Samane Hey orgamzation. The fornier 'moveinent:ls'atiled the PolyneslarAtind . and Commercial Company; and the stock holders hare.- parchased : three hundred thousand acres,of cottoivgrowing,laad in. the . Navi,gator's .4slands„which.lie north east of Austrati.and' 61-06 1 t 'north Neu' Zealand. The CcimpanY_Wits organ ized with a capital or$1:00;00q, the objects of the Ctimpan9Theing ' purchase Or lands, acquiring harbor mid: other .ptivil eges, mid the : formation. of. al trading de pot and coaling station to, connect with the steimiship lines hetween.Saninnricis co Mid Auithlia and NeW'Zealand. Since the first formation of depeit's•theicornpatt,y' has gone :On ' and purchased 414. square ,pdles of laud, i making with. thel quantity previously purchased about 300,000 acres, which they propose devote, to Sea fs-, land cotton: lbey also .haie posiessioic pf the - harbor of Pango-Pang6,.` whicli is the onlyland-protecied harbor in - the cific islands, and.- is the key,to the, whole groop*. With a foothold upon the Saud , wializielalide, the, ijnited ' Stites. will '"be prepared:to' enter into an equ'al . ccintest'for the trade of the East. • : tea.----„ • A:Western Odor, was recently( requestz eel to send hie.paper.te , a distant patron. proiitled he would take hiEt,pay in!..trad'e r " At the choral' the year' betoand :that . his -subsiriber wag a cotEntnaker..73l . • produe,ea. of figures, with verbal expianatitiri,:taprovo that'ynoignifoes are born', Of poor but lei: parents,-but haveln-tileilVeiaa kome.ot the I,teet-bloe4 in.the•eountrp, I Tiff ,eytn . ocoM • Variditel: c:licasi keepers ap.pitoplo- 'ltthia to • . BucKs term ty girls wail befriebtilklittis 14Fe opmfert ? . Loxnox underwriters reftisbct A vessel Weans° it least ameV•The afee In England aro iiiirpat ual annoyance to • editor "Of 'Oiraliapera; - -"GmrrtsSrmea . van,talelp here,"-i4 the aign'imar a.ikating . parir t ,in Titurrille,Ta. -1, ~•-• II , Trtz Indianapolis Sentinel has' l dtgiv#- ered a man "pogstlistlig no instinct of nlanlitidd aboily tbat of a_lirig7 • it Tut num who can't iffuid' 'take netapaper paid three doll:081hr dog, Saturday.—Danbury OlCEltidiana sheriff bag bad' the' duty of galling ont sii pritifing . olliters "wi•hin a year past. ,Sizi • says a.:=Jealetts Ohio paper. A litictuvr. luirertigekfor,:th .clerk "who could' bear 'confinement," 'and ceived an auswe_,rlt9pl,ene who bad &ten seven Tears in . —• pr:r No; .to he - behind the •egsvTimaiins thrown aside the hour glass and oaths, and now usets D mowing 11E0E01' S ' A!tD'S ii5D824913 ,tif Ye Psalms is pronounced • by 'the 'critic:4l4 whom she has reach' speciinen's iktiin noblest work siro has ever writteh.i• Tin matt .who.writes try for the Philadelphia Ledger vs a-Yale graduate, ...a reeePres . an. income 4-17 • week.' SO Sala an envitias TuE Messrs. Appleton will publiah 4 l.- Inni-fiawthorne'a navel. -It itaid-thst . they.paia $3,000.f0r is more than his father wfipaiMor, *Da of hfs noirels. - ,„,,, ,„,,, Da Stillman,wlig testified to Ifiu.Puiest insan4; was asked 2if he 1114 over re "gtobel ou Ineaisify." lie said had, and - was then told Olt there` ia; lief such author, A LOCAL paper in `fiinois " aija'• teak John Hay's lecture "abounded iplettz did peroratlona and (+lassie iimilear ;frit didn•filite just hat many flperoratinue„ thelicitire' contained. , -:t 'A 13 SIDGEPOIrrpapr noticingk tsasititi. of a young man, remarks . pithetiealfi:— His connections agi iihito s+i respectable and his sister leas recentlykilled listratt-.. ford by a 110136 carriage' • ( 1 ' A rrrrts toy nliettiarri;''T wait to" lia` an angel," in Sunday-schoolisitlisti ;pleb' energy that he, almost, Chaked—birlailt confessed to an "enterprising reporter.Stust hicrecilyivanted to haa csptaitt,p4„l " nal boat.' • ' . • ' , • lYn . stre deePlYi,m.Prellsed 1)i the , lei* ed statstrient of a.raptnr.e amittOn - carrsk, pondent that Madam Lintel fair' "like uot a,flaw or-a scratch in it,and warm, autt ethereed, as. a. :rosebud! northern . ; • Vie other merning Jenkins: antlagirlai: ed the price of tickets, att;idT,ertiss-a miri meat of his cog 'leeture;" is fallitwa: "Tickets fifty cente. "Uftitireia 7 suppling at the, same rates.", -littring•theatteutota he'receised orders for. threcAntka,,p.aik.af.i. twins: - sl,oltes' caprjYsi r .-8111: - find it hard to preserve his ideutity. - ,)yet,„ tern type-setters that hare thtir far grap-,.., pled with.iChave'ealled rannos,"z "Dui i Pano,P Attd:isti most eserything.elsa except pos ; Pasasal.: , :, A BAY City orerskiiti..ll l Pied dow,aprovokingly shaostl.sal thdTerrylloac,, aud lexp.osed a .fue m t ., : Saginali , That Jourpal„. is usually . "behintlrbutittbare'iti'illiolo: . ,. file in that fi x looks 'very' D'eat4ift"'" prise.—Northirood Pioneer.- Atkunstamped letter, dropper Ititiii`ite Springfield, Masa, post-ofilmr,nue,cres , cently forwarded, as usual,- by the - cYourig..l Men's Christain Association, and reach, ed its destination. Du, being ofleneli,,it was found to contain the, f011owin r • l , "Scud me another barrel of thitt,iiii." ' ' A Pebnri paper havitfgheen injungtird',; comes out - as theWeining Injuncticm; ilia' levels the collating linea, . at tlati heads-or its rivals . : •.i-, ..„ .•, .., , ~..v :-: r 11v,, .; 'To suppiesirivalpaperagooAgnochrauplillicn, Will work witbobt any cumpulictiog; . ~ . ~, !Theyll buy what tiny ~ easi,lkod-othari• etil— , kill. • ': . .. • • • ~,'' ;•15. :te.ri It tliefea4-'-:•ivith'is &deo?' Nanette*, ra t ' A „NovEisx'j i n.. yrear . for. • ther,.neek; lc.. large silk,handkerchiefi of varipp aluFles.•,.; • to' atch - the dress ' Or: d&ntra s t ttelliiijis , it.- We'llave' beek.itiforined r-thib"ili.tiset— are recommended by phisittaistin lien ir ' furs about the throat,- iwhiCh :amiss virenia..-.; hide source of, sore /hied. Implore** - i •ing, that'it can ' be vouChiciffor'hy mion : ,., al experience. Silk is iliiieh"mors ions fortahle, and we - mal Statcr that ii certain tenor in New York- filial-iota° cures sem thtbatbir tying &black' sillasidkeinhiti about his neck, which cum ttenitribtitea. , ,i. to ,tlui ily,C In the.material. , •..• ...,,•, 1 - • ,•••::' S . onn curious facts, are, to,',lsol: glentaiLl. from the marriage statistics-cf,vanonst r i, countries', /6 . ls'sliotrii 14 is - recent; **le, t -in • - Lippinciites 'Nfagorn - ' e.lt.' - itjr"thitat.' i „, thatloung.men from 'lf titrt!to :tfinty' 4 l ,years-of, i age.morry,iyourtg 3vonitinswiasnir- , ,; t ang two three 'mom orderltion . .themsclipt.w, Ina if the); deloy, marriage *it thel b t., twbUty" to • twenty-lie' - pears ' old, - r , ?, sponges average ti year- youtfgettliiii the' ‘. ' [selves:. aud ,thotiefortrardttidin; - difLiriine 4 ‘ 7 . :steadily, increases; till ; in.iextreme aldloge •-:: on :.tic biklegroone ‘ s Ratt„it.',l4..npt., -tin , .104• 4 , enorttoitit. - The. , inclination .cf : r .,oritch.,. , &riarlarfileived-Mis's6ie. 'm 'petition's f4i an aver'-diy oeitirience, but itii mau l ing' to find; In ,th e love ;Mutates ;of • tinyit , i that • , t iho „statiSticA ',bear papt t 11 , ,1, .satirett.itd..' t rifeekeriy; andWarne. fp/ 4611 + , 1 ,001ms r , bands of younieMnlari : 'ard twenty oat. iz u der' Overage o' little - obtin 'titrottlivoi 'years;.and - the inegiutlity tifflitge'idussinz' ; 'she*, thanceforward, till for, noman•vhe -• ,havemaehed thirty:the reqestilytt ;gen.: ;ire equal; 'after thirif 7 4°.yeare,.,nomas,,,, :like MO', Mail thoselonntel l thin°. vitii tipens 7 . o i`olvek tbe!disproportion- inciOiliej L: •lige,,:tilt, at -tifty:fivc.: it , aveyttsjettl Wes'-'' yeam.,•„ : ••'. ...! 1 k - i . • --'.. 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