The Montrose Democrat. (Montrose, Pa.) 1849-1876, November 27, 1872, Image 1

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    E. B. HAWLEY, Prppilptor
piginto Gurdo
u spnninor.
Dealer d 3 Staple and Fancy Dry Goode, Cracker", Hard.
wateAron. Stnres. Drags. Oils; and Dminti, Roots
and Sham., Rata and tkip.., Fara, Daaxle Rota, 6ro•
ProrDrana.
-Scra•Milluzel, l a:, Nor, (I, .
EXCHANGE HOTEL.
D A. SIceIIACERN, . <Odic, to !aorta thepubtletlett
Itarlog'fitited the ExchanDe Hotel In .Motttttele; he
le cow prepared to accommodate the traveling phtd:c
le Crst-claen POI
Maotrose, Atm. IS, 1812.
SIIIPIIAN a CASE.
fiatlile, llamas* arpi Trask maker. Shop in C. Rorer* .
am, Banding. 13moklyn, Pa. Oak Ilarnesaes, honor
and light, made to order.
Tlehoklyi April it, 1511..—m6
D. D. SMITH
riaviva located at Savativbanha Dept. N
ot. •loafartarer of
od da l„ il z ht•a,l heavy Itaravorceol arv,Whlpv,
Truth.. Saddicx.Se .boping,hv vt vitt anent lon to boot
ee., sod fair dcallag, to have • liberal abate of
witrooage.
thrtt. 6. 1371.—w:40—m3.
BISONS & NICHOLS,
9 IL. 4RS In Drag. blediente. Chemicals. Dye.
61 AL Paint., 011 e, Vernleh. Liquors, 14. Oen , . Fancy
at.cles. Patent 315dIcInee. Perfumery:inn Toilet Ar•
Oct..
Bl OFF - Pre•celptlon. carefully compounded.—
Rrlct ock. Mo utforc,
A. U. lieenr• •
Feb. el. ISM
DR. D. A. LATHROP.
I.4,lolvert Rantrot , TiERIII.U.I2I,IIIO. at the Foot of
Chostnnt street. Call and consult In all Chronic.
Montrose, Jon. 7T. 'A.—n.44—lb
J. F. SIIOEINAKER.
Attatney At I..atn. Vantr.NAA. Pa. (Mice next door below
U. u r beli Avenne.,
llontrove, Jan. It Int. —nod-IT.
C. E. 13.1LDWIN, •
ATTolVccr and COrlisiLolll AT Lt.. Gllad, Bend. Penn
.ytyllll¢. LED,
B. L. BILDLITIN,
ArtOltvlCT AT EA.. Non! rote, Pa 013 ea with James
F.. Carl It_ Seq .
Montrose, AuVW. SO, IS7I. lt
LOOMIS & LESK.
Altman . * et Lan% Mien !In. '4l.l.nekscrtnns Avenue
Pcninton. Ps. Prsctite In the terend Coons of La.
seine •ni Susquehanna Counties.
F. E. Lnonts„
Susumu. Sept. Mt, 1.571.-4 f.
W. 1. CROS4IOII.
Attorney et LAW. Office at the Cunrt In the
ennyzitoinner'a (Mee. W A. Caosuutos.
llentroo. *eV. 6th. Isn.—lt
McIiENZIE, & CO.
Moro lo Dry Goods', (lathing, Ladles and Ultimo
toe Shoe.. Wu, saeats for the grant America:l
T.. sod Coffee Dattaysay. )lontrcum. July 17.':3.1
DI W. W.; S3IIT
Drrrurr. Room+ at Ma do r ellin - 2,mom door cid of the
Iteimblieth prioitugbfllce, Ofdce hnora from Da- N.
t04r.1. Idommae. Slay Prn—tt
THE IEATILIER-Llia: Ha2,Un:2
Charley llntrla ir ihe.barher. wbo enn ' , have your [nee la
eer;j Cu upm w ,
WTht and
ug r w z il z l led,o h t a hirl.i nln
tArelr.
Gere's stun. below llcKettstes—ptitS Erne Etna.
Montrose, June 79 C. 1101111.19.
J. 11, & A. U. IIIeCOLLV3I.
ATTer.AMTP AT Law Onfoe over the BMA. MOTlteele
Pa Montrose. May 10, tart. tf
J. D. GAIL,
oitorkTillePirrsln ea Asir. Still:lMM. ITS. pernmeeotly
located himself in Youtroae. Pa, where he will prompts
ly
loc a ted
to all calls in his profession whh which he may
be farered. 031ce awl residence west of the Court
Masa, ever Fitch t
tram
Watson:s office.
. February a,1371.
LAW OFFICE•
rrrcn a WATRON, Attorney. nt Leiw, et the old peke
of Bentley k. Pitch. lefontro«.l, Pa.
-ter, rrcrai. [733.11,':1.[
CDULTILES N. STODDARD,
Deaths in Booth and Shms. Bata and Caps. Leather and
rieleo , khan Street, Ist dram. below Boyd's Stare.
W k made tss order. and repairing done neatly.
liontrose. Jan. 1, ISIO.
LEW!S KNOLL,
et SHAVING AND HAIR DRESSING.
Step In the isoli Postsi:Bee huildine. where he arm
foutE ready to attend ail who may want anything
ledge line. Montrose Pa. Oct. 13. 1861.
Dn. 8. W. DAIMON,
tarsicies a SURGEON. trader, his service' to
the citizens of Great Reeds and vicinity. °Mee at his
residence, opposite Barnum Elonso, G't. Ruud village.
Sept. tat, 180.9.—tf
A. IP: WARREN,
ATTORNEY Ai LAW. County, Olen Pay. Pil. lol,
and Ream on Claims attended to. ()Wee Sr
.oar below Boyd', Store. llontrove.Pe. [An. MO
C, SUTTON,
atctloneer,. and Insurance Agant,
—I fin/ Frie.c.nrie; Pa.
C. IL GILBERT,
Great Send. Pa.
Q. 8.
sozlG9tf
A 'II I EL T,
U. EL dai.wnyticozac , or.
enc. 1, 80. Addreos. Brooklyn. ra.
JOHN GROVES;
ihIII0?.1A1MET:t11011, Maumee, Pa. Shop nem
Chandler's Store. AlI urders fled In deeslende
netting done on ettosi notice. and eearranttd
W. W. SHITII,
oAl3METkliPSttain lANUFALTIMETta—roo,
oi Mall:street, Itoutruse, rt. lan. 1. 16G9.
BILLI \;66 yoTROUD.
. .
FIRS Al:u LIFE L.l5j.tASt:E ACENT.
badness attended to promptly; ou tilt terms. °tack
Ira dour nue!) "Montrose lintel," test otOr
raln4cArenne, MOntrose, Pa. [Aug-1.180.
I sir 11. ter:24 ' ntilltOS zits,VD.
• ABEL TungELL.
D=A LER to Dm... Patent I.lL33lcluci..Chczlicib
Paints, Utleyl.r.y. Varulsties:Wit ,
tai,cp. UrucCrlee , Glass Wire, Will and Witttluio• Pa.
per. S ot-liare.. LAM pe. licru,evr, Ikliallier) 014.
T7.10.ca. Uuue, Xnaunaultlou. Knlrer. 3 4. 04 ./..
litrushe.. Fancy Goads, Joirolt7. ratti.vry,
Yom7luae ut tic must tilurpnytt*. stet:mire., mut
va I ughle rut:cal./ID of Goads lu 9nsyaelmuueCor
veubltsLed iu 460, Lidezttrotef -
• D. W. SEARLE,
TTORSBY AT LAW. offate over the Store nt A.
Lathrop. in ten Ilrick locir. itoiartMe. tanlla'
DR. 117. L. RILRARDSON-, •
las1 1 : 1 -As & tiUtcligtnt, tctider. 'prace.stolia
service" to Om ellticuil liOuttose' +MA vid 13 47•7
0 aka nt his made ou coral es. , urtmir 4. c.
Bros. Foundry-. (Acts. 109.
HUNT BROTHERS,
scrizrrox, ps
Wholesale & &toll h:leslerela
RARDWARE,.IRON; STEEL,
NAILS, SIIIKES,.suovEui,
TJILDER'S HARDWARE, "
miss RaIL,OOUSIIIRst r -VIC d T - RELLEPLEBA
RAILROAD d AILYING trUPPLIES: •
CARILIAuE SPILLROb, •AXL.R,s, sKEINS AN .6
BulEd, RuLTS. ANT= and WAAWERS,
PLATED BAND.I.'ZALLE.ABLIP ,'-
117OPTR,IIUBS.8Pulrgs. -
PILLORS.RR A 7 SPISDI.F.a. ROM de.
AIVILS. t3TOCES Aw l DIES, ELLows
luxur.u. SLEDUES. PLES. oe. ac,
comport. AND It ILL SAWS. EIFLTING. PACKING
TACKLE lILORKEL PLASTER PARR!,
CEIIRET:RAIR S GRINDSTONES. •
FEU= 'WINDOW GLASS.LID &TORII ih,ETERLEGS
FAIREARE'S SCALES. =• • •
IlaCh .
MOGERIES.—. Teas" in arPat‘vanetY
lei sad cheap lot tbs qualftles. 'Wed Pudic*.
Witt la taarkst, ;oleogun!, 0 NOlow. Ehlts49 4 '
Otiattl mottutat spiees.Are- •
Das.lo.ll;
ast'~_: ~.,r trr,,x t, ~.e+'. ; .cam•
• '
: .
Ml=
ro!Elforttet
TO hit EMPTY RIEST• FOILIND AT
PONTRONE. ,
Tstou little littlo Hess deserted,.
Where my tliy , tenitnte rime?
Why lltst thou hereziegleeted,.
The relic of u home?
Here, o'er her t rider offsring,
Did the toad mother brood;
Der patient task fulfilling
• Deep I= the lonely tropi.
Dere little hearts intea nestled;
- Beneath the parent wing,
She cradled and protected
groat every evil thing.
Blue was the sty above'thee,
Soft was the summer breeze,
And gentle anus around thee
Close twined the isheltering tre s.
liow warm theimnbeams waned Wee,
• 'neath a leafy bough
What little voices cheered thee,
Poor nest! so grapy now
84111 lender thoughts cling round thee,
Fond memories of yore;
Yes, what (behead onee cherished
Is dead for evermore.'
Oct, 27, 1872,
Tirnotron heather, moss, and golden-rod,
We wandered in the summer weather,
And, heeding scarce the way we trod,
Were glad, became we were together.
And, when the.noonday sun was high.
A purple rock gave shelter cool,
Were hidden fromthe summer' sky.
And fleckedwith shadowy lay a pool
It seemed a jeweLlo ight yet dim ;
Wet reins half strove to cover it;
Enticed by thyme, about the brim
The wild bees murmured overit.
"And this is the calshing4ell," the cried.,
"Where they who drink a boon may crave
And kneeling there the spell she tried;
And though she mullet!, her eyes were grave.
Small hands together lightly pressed
From them)! spring she lifted up;
And half In earnest half in jest,
She offered me the too cup.
Wok, D. Lust.
Anil in the pool her shadow came--
A picture ne'er to be forgot— -
Sweet eyes and fuiling . halr, in frame
Of favgloveand forget-me•not.
Feminine Names and their naming
Fits:minas-truly lair.
• teMila is purely bright,. .
Clam is Near to sce,
Lucy Is a star of lizitt
Felicia a happy as happy can be;
Catharine is pure,
Barbara from afar,
Mabel is very fair,
Henrietta ii a star,
Margaret Is a pearl thrown up from the sea.
Muriel is sweetest myrrh.
Amelia is sincere,
Agatha is verv..good.
Bridget iR Aiming here,
ALatilds is a lady of tumor true;
Susan is a lily.
Cella dim of sight,
Jane a graceful willow,
Beatrice gives delight,
Elizabeth an oath, pare as morning dew
Sophie's wisdom,
I;ettie is joy,
Edelinen princess,
Julia a lend joy.
Rebecca is faithful as the lighs of day ;
Constant% it resolute,
Grace is favor meet,
Charlotte 13
Harriet an oder street,
Abigail is joyful as the robin's lay.
Sarah (*.a lady,
Isabelis fair„ .
Lucinda is constant,
Jemimn sounds in air,
Caroline is noble-spirted and brave;
Lydia is well.
Judith a song of praise,
Cornelia a harmony.
Priscilla ancient of days,
Selina a nightingale where brunches wave.
liocucttotrr,inOonliglit,
• Brightly, brightly streaming
O'er the earth at midnight
When the world Is dreaming)
Strange-like shadows making
While your course you're taking—
Oh ! tis . worth while awaking
When your rays are beaming I
Moonlight, moonlight.
O'er the waves dancing,
Edging wares with gold - bright
As they endue advancing—
Lonely sailors eheerin ,, .
Who. the dark,nichr fearing,
Lore your light endearing.
Friendly and entrancing!
'3loonligbt, moonlight.
O'er the tree-tops stealing 1
Making woodlands seem bright,
Elfin dells rerenlini—
That the travlei coney
•
No more thinlokitdienFy,
Fora land Of fairs .
•
?Tin now to 'him seeming!
Moonlight, moonlight,
Sadly. sadly. failing
In the chnrchyart where tight
. Sseths the most appallin,gt
And while stars ere peeping.
O'er the graves•potrre 2 coeepint —
To swatch o'er those there sleeping
Seem to be your calling.
Monlight, inonlieht. • -• • •
Through my window shinig,
3inking, all near my right
Rich, with silrer lining
Finch str m ge tininghts yem're telling
while "near me liwellinu— ,
Thonebta-with joy n'erswelling,
. Thoughts that cause repining.
Sreritito and Witticiono
. Mr editor who r was going a courting
said "he was going to vress."
ENGLAND makes 83.500,00 worth ' of
her old rags into paper yearly.
• Paran holiSes are belitg tnade practice
ble,habitahle and comfortable:
. • ArttEss, Ga., has a • leper "named:the
Cat; with the stlOtto can sseateh t "
"Tatalcsacrio's in .Ifaip”.is. the hehding
given by a Detroit editor to an aocount
of a street - fght....
A Katrsns man who went to; a &ens
thought that•the Eivntian mammy was
"nothing but jerked injnn."
ALY asken a gentleman h nsr . o ig
"wax -Re replied What yon do. In ev.
erythine - What, was his age?,—XL
Josii - Billings gait): - '"Suceesi - don't
Itonsist in, never making pantie* bat in
never lifilting 00. rants: ens the socutd
. ,
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A PICTIIIIE.
Teloonlight.
A :.~~ _ ~~;..
110NTROSt, PA.,s,WF;DNEg,DA.Y NOVEIIRER , 27,1872.
Managing a Man.
NELLIE DAVIS was the prettiest, best,
sweetest, and dearest little girl in Hills
dale, and when Tom. Carter fall head
Over heels in lore with, her,, no one blam
ed him in the.leait. •
And when the parson gave consent and
they went to housekeeping in a 'cozy little
birdS Best of a houSe; oil the South- side
of the town, everybody prophesied all
sorts of happiness for . the pretty bride.
And truth to tell Nellie Carter was very
happy.
It is a pretty thing to go to housekeep
ing for the first time, with' everything
spick and span, new and shiny, and if
you love very much for a Companion it is
still pleasanter.
Now Nellie did lore threat blub
bering Toni.oafter with all h'er might
tind main, and there was only one thing
to disturb her pea•ce. ' She was the very
pink of tidiness and Tim. was the must
careless fellow alive.
He kept his person rest and nice, but
he kept his personal belongings anything
else. In vain did Nellie braid a hand
some merino case and tack it inside the
closet door for Tom. to put his slippers
in. He would insist on tossing them un
der the parlor sofa, " to have 'em handy."
In vain did she gently suggest that the
rack in the hull was the place for his hat
and overcoat—w.t or dry he would throw
hie overcoat on her pretty, smoothly
made bed. and hang his hat wherever it
happened.
In vain did Nellie make n place for ev
erything, for Torn. invariably tossed ev
crvthiug in some other place. Now little
lira• Nellie was only human, and Tom's
slovenly ways annoyed her exceedingly.
She resolved not to destroy the peace of
their cozy home by scolding, but how to
core hint she could not tell.
She'bore with him with thepatience of
an angel, tilt one morning when he had
gone up to town, she went into the parlor
broom in hand, aild there lay,Tom.'s big
shawl right across the centre table, suth
lessly crushing beneath it the trifles that
lay on the marble top.
"Now, I can't have this, and I won't."
said she, as she raised the.shawl.from the
delicate Immure and discovered the ruins
of a favorite Bohemian vase.
" I don't know what to. do, but this I
won't have," she continued ivith a little
bi- of wifely snap, which every good wife
must have if she expects to get along at
all with that occasion:oy unreaso..able
animal, a Man.
" Some way must be discovered to CUM
Toni. of such performances as this'?" ad
ded Mrs. Nellie as she removed the ruins
of the vase, and all the morning she
went around at her work with scarlet lips
compressed, and a little flush in tier
lirown.sses_which.,argued fur Mr.
Tom's domestic subjection.
Wonnin's wit, having a will seldom
fails tollnd a way. And when a deter
mined ;little woman says " must" and
" shall" all masculine insubordination
may as well surrender at once.
Before Nellie closed her bright eyes
that night, she had arranged plans for
that campaign against her lie e lord. who
was sleeping the sleet of innocence at
her side.
BA she meant to give him one more
chance: So after breakfast, when Tom.
drew on his hoots and gave hie slippers
the customary toss under the sofa, she
gently said—
" Tom„ dear, hadn't you better put
your slippers in the case ?"
"No, let 'em alone, they'll be handy to
night"
"But, Tom., they look so mititlY."
" Why. no they don't, a thing looks as
well in one place as another. What is
the nse of a mau's havinc , a home if he
can't keep things where he wants to keep
them ?"
" What's the use of keeping, a woman
on her feet ull day to pick up things after
-our
," Don't pick them up. Just let them
:dime, and then I can find them when
want them," declared Tom, as he gave
her a kiss and took himself off
A nd. at the moment the door closed on
him, Nellie's rmf lips compressed them
selves again, and her brown eyes wore the
same look they had worn yesterday.
" War it is, then," she said to herself.
"Now. Master Torn., we shall see who
wins the field."
She set qnietiv about her morning's
work, and when Tom. came home to din
ner everything was in i:s accustomed
good order. It remained - So, and Nellie
busied herself with her sewing until
nearly time for Tom. to tvt,nru to his sap ,
er.
Then she arose, pnt away her work.
and prepared to open the campaign.
First. she ptit-7om.'s slippers where he
alway left them, under thi- sofa. Then
she tossed the sli s awl uptti the piano, and
his best hat upon the centre table. She
then brought several of her drekies and
Slung them across the chairs nnil on the
sofa.
Herfttra and stteque reposed nn Tom'A
especial atm chair, and her best bonnet
kept Tom.'s , lippers rompana under the
sad: while her own slipNrs lay upon- the
mantle.
Anirthen thinking that Pminine
in
thenuitV could make no greater Fite, ri fi el!
than her beet bonnet, she sat down to her
eroehetinz •
Presently the doortmened-and in walk.
ea Master Tom. He gave a low whistle
of eurptiett its he glanced at the , flattens)
disorder.and nt 'Nellie sitting caltrilv in
the :midst with her crochet work, and he
came inth the room.
"Hrmse cleaning: Nell I." he asked.'
- "Ob . , no, why ?" aid Nellie; looking
np,in sweet unconsciousness. —% •
"I thonght maybe i•on had bet that's
all," remarked TorriAlir, rook in around
for a place to Sit &Ism
Nellie orderly pars:Aber work. •
Presently Trim. said—
.".l'aper tome-this evefilng?"
• " Not yet." answered Nellie. • •
Tom. gare sigh.
" Nellie. I met Granger IT ;town,' and
he flag . be& call monad this eveninr,." ,
a Very well. 'Probably he Won't come
hethre tea.. It will be -ready Soon," said
Nellie, working away. i 4 de/4On into-
"Jladn't you better,pick ap things a
littlobefom ho comes ?" said Tom. ¢lane•
ing nrono& the room.
"Oh, no, just let 'cm said Nellie,
sweetly.
" Bat they look so bad," said Tom.
".014.n0 they don't,". said Nellie, as
sweetly as ►lure. "A thing looks us well
in one plsefi as another." •
Tom.'s tics reddened. •
"I never itiw yonrroom look so before,
I shouldn't like to have aby.one, step in,"
he said hesitatingly. "..
"Why not!'' aaid.Nellie. "We , might
as well have things bandy. What's the
use of liaiing:a 'Kona° if you Can't have
things where you want to ?"
Tom.'s•face grew redder and redder.—
lle to look sober, mid then broke
into a langli. "Oh, that's your game, is
it," he said. "Trying to beat me with
my own weapoiii, ore you, my little wo
man ?"
" Well 7 don't you like the .plan ?" said
Nellie, demurely.
" No ! By Getirre I don't!" cried Mr
.
Tom.
" Well, then, I'll make a bargain with
you. As long as yon wilt keep your own
things in their place, do the same
with mine, and whenever you don't—"
"Oh, I will," interrupted Tom. "So,
Nellie', I'll own up like a man, you've
beat me this time. Only just clean up
this awful room, 'amd never throw
anything down again. There, now, let's
kiss and make up, as the children fray."
Nellie rose, and laughingly held up her
sw'et month for a kiss of peace. •And
Wen. under the magic influence :if her
deft fingers, confusion was suddenly ban
ished, and when Granger came around to
spend the evening, he decided that so
one had a prettier wife or a tidier home
than his Tom. Carter.
Vise little Nellie having once gained
possession of the matrimonial field, took
care to keep it until Tom. was entirely
cured of his careless habits.
Sometimes he seemed threatened with
a relapse, but Nellie, instead of scolding.
only had to quietly bring something of
her own, and lay it down beside whatev
er Tom. had tossed down, and it was sure
to be put away immediately, fur Tom.
seldom failed to take a hint.
And if some other little woman, as
wise and tidy . as Nellie, takes a hint also,
this story will have served its purpose.
A Chinese Walter.
Ix San Francisco the Chinese are to
some extent employed as waiters in the
eating houses. 'fwo miner: went in and
called for mutton chop. The waiter not
understanding the order perfectly, asked
what. was wanted.
Mutton chops, you chucklehead."—
And the Chinaman sung out Lt the top
of his voice—
" Some mutton chops , and chuckle
hd !"
The joke took' well among the custom
ers, who all laughed heartily. Presently
the poor fellow was overwhelmed with or
ders like the following:
"Bring me a bat fall of boiled bricks,"
said one.
Bates hill of bile bricks:" bawled
the Chinaman.
"1 want a barrel of homeorathic soup.
said :Mother.
" Barrel Ilumoputty soup, sung out the
waiter.
" Give me a dog's ear fry," exclaimed
a third.
But John Chinaman was not to be
fooled with the dog fry. He knew the
Americans abominated dogs for food, and
eeimmg everybody laughing, he began to
smell Cre rat. and therefore retreated to
the kitchen for the time being. When
the story got into the papers time poor
fellow became famous without suspectin2
the cause of it. He is now quite as favor
ite in rho place. and goes constantly by
the name of chuckleheada title that
dues not displeaserhim.
SITAKESPEARE.-AS a large number of
our gossippers ate admirers of Shakes
p(?tre, we offer them the following Shako
spearean. connundrums, which they can
answer at their leisure:
Did the' Books in the running brooks'
contain flowing sentences ?
If the three thousands dncats, well,'
of Shylock was an artesian well?
If when Richard saw the • son of York'
there was any heir apparent?
If the 'sermons in stones' weren't hard
rending?
If those who 'stow' upon tho order of
their going,' at Macheth'l3 supper,
_did not
have to set out without furtherorden ?
What Banqun 'called on Macbeth
or' if there wu.s no speculation in those
.res?'
If when Richard refused to 'let the
coffin pass" he 'ordered it up ?'•
if the tale that the 'ghost of Hamlet's
father could unfold' was equal to that of
a mtt lomat; e ?
Was it waist time when Pack ' pot a
girdle round the earth in forty minutes?'
War Ariel in the newspaper business
when he said, will be correspondent to
command?'
tHE British Medical ./surned says it
has met with an, extraordinary example
of a person -being struck by, lightning
without receiving WA! 'injito,. under the
care of, Mr. James It Lane, at St. Mary's
_Hospital. The electric current entered
above the right ear, destroying the cap,
hrutsing the skin of the ear, destpuing,
the tympanum, meeting a silver. chain
wh'ch passed•around the person's neck,
partially staving in his watch,,and tearing
his flannecto pieces_ The current then
passed in a circuitous manner round Ms
right thigh and leg; . peeling the skin off
in its cource; and paSsed out at the foot,
cart yitig'axra'y atrvat pad the boot.—
The right tvgW- the trowsers was•at the
sump time'ullSt itched the whole way down.
The 'man appears to'have been insensible
duty fora few Moments at most, and oth
erwise suffered little. -;
A xouxo lady,reking a situation, was
iatepested in.an advertisement Tor' some
one to do tight , . housekeeping. • So she
eWote to the atherhser, ask:ng where the
light house was,,. sind t ,if there was any
way of setting to shore on Snails.
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[From tho Pittsburg Post.)
THE following is a letter written by
Gen. Washington, as his first term of the
Presidency was approaching, its :conelti.i
sion,Vroving his earnest desire -to! ripe
to Ovate:life, and requesting Mr. ISTul
ison to "put in shaperthe reasons which
induced him to decline a re-electiom - • --
'We believe this letter has never-yet up
pearid in print; and'lve take pleasure in
thus bringing piiforo thelitiblic eye the
views of that great and good man, "Who
being dead yet speaketh." It was found
among Mr. Madison's papers after his
death, and lithographed fac similes were
printed for private circulation, one of
which came into . iiiir iibasion some stars
since:
Mr. VERNON, May . 20, 1792.
MX. DEAR SIR: As there rs a possibil
ity, il s not probability. that I shall not see
you on your return home; or, if I should
see you, that it. may be on the road and
under circumstances which m ill prevent
my speaking to you on the subjective last
conversed upon, I take the liberty of com
mitting to paper the following. thoughts
and requests.
. .
I have not been unmindful of the sen
timent expressed by you in, the conversa
tion just alluded to. On the contrary. I
have again and again resolved them nith
thoughtful anxiety; but, without berrig
able to dispose my mind 'to a longer con
tinuation in the office I have now- the
honor to hold. I therefore still looked fur,
ward to the fulfillment of my fondest and
most ardent-wishes to spend - the remain-_
der of my days (which I cannot expect to
be many) in ease and tranquility.
I , ;othing short of conviction that •my
dereliction of the Chair of Government
(it• it should be the desire of the people
to continue me in it) would involve the
country in set ions diepntes respecting the
Chief Magistrate, and the disagreeable
consequences which might result there
from in the floating and divided opinions
which seem to prevail at present, could,
in any wise, induced me to relinquish the
determination I have formed, and of this
I do not see how-ally evidence can be ob
tained previous to the election. !'lly Van
ity. I am sure, is not of that cast as to al
low ins to view the subject in this light.
Under these impression then, permit
me to reiterate the request I made to you
at our last meeting, namely ; to think of
the proper time, and the best mode of an
nouncing the intention, and that you
would prepare the letter. In revolving
this subject myself, my judgment has al
ways been embarrassed. On the one hand
a previous declaration to retire, not only
outcries with it the appearance of vanity
and self-importance, but it may be •con
. strued into a manceuvre to be invited to
remain, and on the other hand, to say.
nothing, implvs consent, or, at any rate
would leave the matter in doubt, and to
decline afterwards might be, deemed as
bad and uncandid.
I would fain carry my request farther
than is asked above, although I am sensi
ble that your compliance with it must
add to your trouble; but as the. recess
may afford you leisure, and I flatter my
self yin have a disposition to oblige me,l
will without apology desire (if the mews-
urn in itself should strike you us proper,
and likely to produce public. good, or pri
vate honor.) that you would turn your
thoughts to a valadietory address from
ins to the public, expressing, in 'plain and
modest terms—lhat having beet, honored
with the Presidential chair, and to the
best of my abilities contributed to the-or
ganization and administration of the
government—that having arrived at
period of life, when the private walks of
it, in the shade of retirement, become
necessary and will be most pleasing to
me ; and the spirit - of the government
may render a rotation in the elective offi
cers of it, more congenial with their ideas
of liberty and safety, that I take my leave
of them as a public man ; and in bidding
them adieu (retaining no other concern
than such as will arise from fervent wish
es for the prosperity of my country) I
take the liberty, at my departure from
civil, as I formerly did at my military ex
it, to invoke a confirmation of the bles
sings of Providence upon it, and upon all
those who are the supporters of its inter
ests, and the promoters of harmony, or 7
der and good government.
That to impress these things it might,
among other things, be observed that we
are ad the children of the same country
—a country great and rich in itself-cap
able, and promising to bo as prosperous
and as happy as any the annals,of histo
ry here ever brought to our view. That
our interest, however diversiaellin local
and smaller matters, is the same in•tillLthe
great and essential concerns of.. the -na
tion. That. the extent of our corintey.
the diversity of our climate and soil, .and
the various productions of the Stites,
consequent upon both, are suet] as to
make one part not only convenient,- ' but
perhaps indispenlably necessary ; to the
other part, and may render the whole' (at
no distant period) one of the mast inde
pendent in the world. That the estab
lished government-being the work of our
own bands., with the seeds of amendment
engrafted in the constitution. may; by
wisdom, good dispositions and miitiud
lowatices, aided by-experience, bring it as
near to perfection as any linman ipstitu
titan; ever aprox ma ted ; and- t herefore,the
only strife among 'us onght to be, who
should. be foremost in facilitating-and fi
! tinily accomplishing such great and desk
sirable objectseby giving . every P6Azilile
support. and cement to the Union. That,
however neeemry it Witty be to 'keep 'a
watchful eye over pnhlio servant S-and
public measures,_yet there ought , to. be
limits to it, for suspicions unfonrid.ed.and
jealousies too-lively,sare.irritating: to hon
est feelings. nod oftime s are producti ve
,ot
more ea then good.
To enumentte, the mien! 11114(.0011ot
might be introduced into such,aotddres
would reqnire thought, and. to:mention !
them to partwould be unnecessary; -a3
von^ own judgment will cemprehenit oli
that will be proper, whettier to tench spe
eifically any . of the 'exceptioptibltvarts.of
the Oonotitntion may tie doable& 'AA 1
shall add; therefore,•at-present is, to beg
the. favor,of. you to consider, 1. The. pro
priety a such an address! 2, if approved,
the several :natters which ought Aci• be
contained jolt; and third, • the time
,it
should atiPear,•thist ie,whetherat the dec
laration of. my intention ; to: , witbdraw
from the service of tho,publip, or tolet.it
be the, closirlg ant of . rny, administratiOn,
which willeud With the nest, - Cessioh 'of
Congresi(the probabilitieslbeingthat that
body will continue sitting - until • Mureb.)
when the .I.louse of, llepreseutativei ; Will
also dissolve., „ • • ~
Though I.do not wish ,to, hOrrY you
(the cases hot pressing) in" the execution
of oither of the pubhastiona beforeitem
tioned,-.yet 1 should be glad to hear -from
you "generally . on .both," and- to ,receive
them is time, if you should not.-Cothe to
Philadelphia until e, session commences
is the form thev'are finally to' take. I
beg ieace"to' draw yotir attention' also to
such things as you shall conceive a fit
subjeckfor communication .on that occa
sion, and noting therrini they Clear, that
you would be so good as 'to furnish me
with them-in tithe to'be prepared and en
grafted with others for the opening of the
session. ,
With very sincere and
affectionate regard,
I am ever yours;
ll' WASHINGTON
James Madisop, Esq
Texas Cattle Fever.
Oar Western exchanges have already
begun their periodical fusiladePoguinst'the
transportation _of Texas: cattle across
their territory, upon the, alleged' ground
that the dilease knoWn a's" Teias Cattle
Fever," followS'in the wake of theie Tex
as cattle (hovers. • There isrekome singu
lar, if not suspicious facts connedted with
this tirade.againet the Texas cattle in re
ference to, the,disrase in .qnestion, a few
of which We propose to notice
terest of common justice.
It is a fact not generally known, per-
Imps, that Texas cattle do not have the
Texas cattle fever, and. those who are
without, inferet.in the matter cannot re!.
gard' it otherivise than a verysingular fact
that Texatr cattle impart to the cattle of
Missouri and Illinoi4z disease which they
do not have.
. ,
During' the late war large" numbers of
Texas tittle were driven to and 'throtip
Louisiana by the Confederate authorities
for the use of the Confederate forces at
Vicksburg and Port Hudson.. These
cattle were driven across the country, her
ded on the range till required; and 'many
of them wintered in the cane region of
Eastern Louisiana, where they lead free
and constant interconrse with the .native
tock of the c t onntry: and yet not a single
case of Texas cattle fever was ever ,destd
oped from this contract. The atm-phis
tioated, \Mc urn Withont' interest in the
matter, would regard this as another sin
gular fact. But Lonisiana cattle were not
competing with the Texas cattle in the
beef market. hence they obstinately re
fused to contract any disease - Goal them,
and they were particulary cautiousttot to
contract a disease which these Texas cat-
tle did not have.
Some four versa ago an Arkansas cor
respondent of Colinan's Rural World de
tailed the fact that "the disease (Texas
cattle fever) commenced its ravages in
Arkansas in 184 U, killing „thousands of
cattle, while no such thing was known in
Texas at that time.; It, continued to rage
for ten years; andilisSappeared about' the
time Texas eattle'were introduced." •
. ; • -.-
litow here is um - array -of -facts adverse
to the;theciry•that Texas - cattle imparts
this disease, that. is worthy of ,consiaera
tion. Ana when - we remember the addi
tional fact that !Texas cattle . :are
dahle-enmpetors of the cattlwof Missonri
and the beef markets of the
North, and East, make a case against the
assumptions of the, interated parties, of
the State narned . whieh will require more
conclusive proofs hare thus fat been
adduced. to satisfy us that they are justi
fied in the unfriendly legislationdhat has
neen enacted upon this : subject against
the interest of the Texas .cattle trade.—
Rum/ South-Lend. •••• '• •
Philosophy.
THERE is no servitude in life so oppres
sive nz tear be obliged tow flatter those
whonrswe don't respekt eunfr to prase.
The. winimin ought tew ketch all them
phellows;who part their hitir,in the mid
dle, and clap a' r. 31 flannel pettycote ou
them , •
How natmrit'is for a 'man, When he
makes mistake, tew korrekt ithy•kussing
somebody else for it: ''.! : -
:.Pradea hoard their Tirties, the same az
miters do their money, more for the sake
ov recOuriting,Wem than far 'use. ••
• 'Here lest whnt's the matter—if yn
shat ourself-up folks will • run after
nnil if you run after folks they will shut
.thentselses
• Ambislum tew shine in everything it a
sure way' put a man's laudle all out.
There iz no reveLgo so•krinipletens for
giveness.; ,•
1,-Be that fleaires,tew be• ritch only, tew
becharitabla, iz not only"n wise man, IMt
a good one. .
journeytbrit life is
only extra-baggage; and'ivantsn. heap or
,watching. • • • ..• , -
Beware or the man who makes, a still
'wise when he walks, an 4 who ,pure when
lie talks; he'it a kat is
iriana;" 1873, ' - •••,'
A COMSEY conducted two ladies to
411 observatory .to. see ;in eclipse of the
moon. 'l:bey yere ,too tate--the, - eclipse
was lifer, and the.ladieswere. disappoint
"" Olt V' exclaitned our hero,' "don't
fret; I know 'tht, astronomer well; he is,
very , polite: man, aud I'mvsoro.will begin
again, '
. Az( Irish pedlar asked Art!itintrant.
poulterer the price :of a .pair of fowls.
"Six air."
me own Alear.coantryt.Tny darling,
yon might bny tlieua for §avaleth-'pfrce."
OA the peiller, ,
11114 . 11011 . ejliA 'etity iii your own dear
e.ountry, thew. • '."
&mei P3' . .iOwes.w. 6 hate lao
NirmitEn 48:
ODDS AND .ENDS
Moons laid over with gold' ere re•
ported to reflect sixteen times - as liower•
fully as ordwiary-quicksilver ones.
'Mus. MIPPIN, said a visitor; Emma has -
your features, but I think filie.has her fa
ther's haw. '.Oh, now . I see isid the
dear little .Emma,.' its because ILave gut ,
papa's hair that ho has to Wear a wig'
Old geach lady snuff, sir:. •
Gentlefnan (with largo •nasal
tory:- iridigliantiy,)-Do I look ;like '
Old lady--Well; , z canna jist , say you
do, though I mann lay ye ha'. grand
commodation. r
WALearr tree.stamps 'tiara become an
article of merchandise, and many of them
'are eery calimble. The curly grain of the
root.is used for teriepring. and,somi
stumps are wortiislsoafter being proper
ly worked tuto,sbape.,
Joy. - Btrivalr wasonce asked a'quess•
tion about heaven which be.could not an
swer, because the matter, was not revealed
in the scriptures. and lie .therefore advised
the inquirer to live a holy life and go and.
see.
COPPER. cents were first issued in t h e
year 1703, and ceased in 1857.---Itr 'lBl6
there Were none coined:The half cents
made their first appearance in 1793, Land
were discontinued in 1837. : -
Now, let the bonfires blaze mullet the
cannon road .;Eight. hundred thousand
negroea give Ulysses three years tam I,
PRECIOUS stones are: so: well -imitated
now-a-days that a lady can appear deck
ed in all the wealth of Ormus and, India
at a very moderate vanity. . "• • •
THE virtuous Mr. Quay of the _Beaver
Rrdica/ thinks that Greeley . "represent[
the Very worst party that ever existed int
the country." Asa member of the Cam
eron ring Quay oughtiobe . A . eompetent
judge of what constitutes a gociparty.—:
Ttia negroes - are as devOid Ofinitittide
as the protectionists. Horace Greeley,the
rip?stle of negro fre..-dom and.' the high
priest of protection, ofFes , his defeat So;
the presidency to the ingratitude of these
classes. . .
TAB city of Netilltiven.bas.tnadOthe
Stan of Connecticut tile offer of $1,000:4
noo. to be exponded in b'uilding` a' State
Clouse, which will be a . present from the
city, of New Haven to the, State. -Efarty,
ford is also about to build a ,new State
House.
ACCORDING. to an advertisemen't to the
London Spectator, a nose machine has
been invented whibb, applied to,.the nose
for an hour daily, so directs theioft' Car-
ti age of which the inember consistil;thit
an ill-formed nose is <prickly. ahapda to.
perfection. . 7 - .
IN one of Lord Bint gliatifi hist 4peecti
es his upper teeth 'fell out, and there wise
an embarrassing silence until they: wero
restored, when he remarked thakhis:teeth
. , . ...
had given him a great deal of,. trouble
since he cut them. That iL
restorelbo
equilibrium. . , .
. . .
PROPESSOR Beird's 93irds Hof:. North
America," a wholly new work,. to, corer
the laud birds in three coluthes,".iinil the
water birds in perhaps tut manY,more, will
see the light sometime dnringthe corning
winter. It will , . be illustrated:with:far
rnore.fulluess than nuy preceding work on.
ornithology. • - , •
Two . neighbors . .living:in Wastehenter
county had a long and -envenomed litiga
tion about a small spring . .:whlch ;they
both claimed. The Judge Wailed out
With the'.e.ise, at last , said'elThrif is
the use of•making socmneh , fusvabautia
little water ?" ".Your Honor wiU seethe
use:of replied, one of the lawyers
" when - 1 inform you that the parties are
both milkineti I" '
BEFOnE you ask afavor of a man, On-
Bider three things: -,First.. Cart pin not
avoid
avoid it? Second. ,Can - tWone yoirap-
Ply to grant it? Third. Would'yOu,'- if
Your places were reversed, do':far. your
friend what yotfask him , to,do for,,Yonr
self ? It is well to think of thisuslt
may change the whole question.
A PARISIAN' landlady requested aChrist
nfas party.on the third floor tone= dan
cing, as.a. man below Waa dying: ' The
guests tiequietced. 'Returning an - lour
later, " My dear children," she exclaimed,
with the most benevolent smile; ;' , :iron
may begin'again—he is dead' ; - •
• Tit ERE is now living •at • iteading;, Pa ,
a man named Jacob liartmani Who has
attained the age.of ninety: years,,Anring
eighty-seven years of which lie has been
totally blind. He lest his 'sight when "i%
child of three years old; by his brother's
thrusting's shoemaker's aid into his eyes.
He kept a tavern for forty-rive years, tak
ing the active management of the busi
ness, was his own bar.iceePor, and was 83
expert in the handling of money, that.
any attempt to - cheat him was futile.- Bo
•is idso a mechanic, having repeatedly ta
ken his clock apart and pat it icigetber
and tuned and, repaired musical instru
ments.
,
The Boston Alcclicatand Surgical Jour.
net states that on the 21st of August,
Mrs. Timothy Bradlee, orTrunihnll'Co.,
Ohio, gave birth' to eight Childreii=three
boys, and five'girls. They are all living,
and are healthy. but quite small. - Mr. B.
was married six: years ago ',to, Eunice
lowery, who weighed 273 pound - s.on tbo
day of her marriage. ,She has Oren'
:to two pairs of twins, 'arid: non eight
More, making twelve children in Aux
years; .Mte. ; Bradlee was & triplet, lur
mother and Sather being twins, and her
grandmother the mother of 'five pairs of
twins.
A Los maple n complaint to Freiler
ick the Great, King of. grassia.; ~" F, nr
Meieer said she, my besbana irrets
nae.ha 11.y.t.' •
" That iiricne' of my" eaid
tb6 king. ; •
lint, he sinks .of Bahl the
, Thatr `replied be, !' is' Ilene' Of •' your
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