. 11',- . . . . , . ....... . . -, • ' • .. . . -. ! "....• i.;., - , - . 1. „ .!• ', .•. ' . . - • ' .. . , ... .I . l' . J . :•'.... , .1 --.1 .. . . . . . . - • .E., , ~ . . . .... . . . .. .„., .11 .. ~., . . .. .....: .„ ~,,,.....,..:.., . . . .., ;.:, ...:;,...r., ..... ..,......:...... ii., ,F 4. B. HAN'TLEY, ,Proprietor. guoincoo DR. W. W. SMITII, Ditirrirr. Rooms at his dwellln¢ noltdoor east of the liepablimn printing °Mee. 01lice hours from 9A. a. `' to AP. 7t. Montrose, May 3, 1891-11 THE BARBER-11a: Ha! Ma !! Chart Irohiti t the barber, who can share your tate to . ; Cats brown, black and mizsley hair. In his offlcejust op stairs. There „you will Ond him, ova Moro 's, steora. below MeKenzies—jtist one door. dlontrosti, June 7, ttra.—tf C. „MORRIS. 4.13. & A. H. 31cCOLLI:1111, Arratuarrs At. Law Ofßoo over Mao Bank, Montrose Pa. Montrose, May 10, 1571.. tt DR. D. A. LATIIROP. Zan opened an otlice, at the font of Chestnut street, near the Catholic Church, where he can be consulted at all thrift. Montrone, APril 22. limp. ly CROSSIION & BALDWIN, ATTORSEYS AT LAW.--Office over the store o( Wm btuPorn, on Public Menne, Montroeo Pa. W. A. CIIO4BIION. 11. L. HAI-norm. Itontrosn, March 1, 1871. tf. J. D. VAIL, HO NTOPATMC rIrrAICIAR AND SPEOCCI7I. Has permanently located hianclr In Montrose, u here he will prompt ittend to, all calls in hisprobasion with which he may +le the/lied. ' Once - and residence west of the Court House, tear Fitch .h Watson's office. .11ontrose, February 8,18:1. LAW OFFICE•, ram a WATSON, Attorneys et Lsw,st the old °face of Bentley & Fitch, Identrtwe, Pa. .. P. WITCO, •71.[ w. w. w areoa. CIIARLES X.:STODDARD, Dealer In Boot s and Shoes, Bats and Caps. Leather and Findlay, Main Street. Ist door below Boyd 's Store. . Work made to order. and,repslrlng dune neatly. Troutroac, Jan. I, lalo. LITTLES & BLAKESLEE, Attornete and Counsellors at Lam. Office the one beretofore occupied by R. B. S. O. P. Little, on Mato street, Mentrose. Pa. f.eprtl.M. 'IL B. LITTLE, GEO. V. LITTLE. E. L. EIL/OLFZLET. E....llcSrezia. C. C. PAuitoe, W. 11. McCall. IIIeKENZIE, FAUROT & CO. Duelers In Dry Goode.,...Clothlnc, Ladies and Mlreee (Inc Shoe,. nc,nts for the great 4tmerlean Tea and Coffee Company. [Montrose, Pa ,np. 1,10. LEWIS KNOLL, SHAVING A'l) HAIR PRESSING Shop In the new Postoilice hnildinn, where he will be found ready to nttend MI who may want anything , to his line. . Identroae, Ps. Oct. IS. 1669. 0. M. 111AWLET, DEALETI in TRY (MODS. OROCERTES. PPOOKNitr. .I.laniu - see, MLA, Cnps,llow.,,Shm., Itmicly Made Clntb - PaintA, Oils, etc., New 3111(erd, Pa. [Sept_ 8, DR. S. W. DAYTON, riirSICIAN S SILIMEON. ta.ndero hle oorriets to ' - ttle . a• ft irons of Great 'tend nnol vi. initp Ofllre nt Me opposite Bartinirn (rt. Bend villazo. Sept. 1,1, 1,n9 —,t f A. 0. WARREN, ATTORNEY A a LAW. Bounty. Beet Par. Penslon and teem on elnims attended to. Office tl " oor beton' BoyiPiStore, 31ontrone.Ps. [Au. I, •C) M. C. SICTTON, Auctioneer, and Insurance Agent, ul Cat: Prlendsvillo, Pa. C. S. GILBERT, .. 19. tioaoo r. Augl Great. Rend, Pa :VII EL V, 17. SI. 41. - u.9tLizon.e.c,3r. Aor. I, 1156.9. Address, - Brooklyn, Pa JOEL% GROVES, PAS:IIIONAI3I,E TAtz , ..•_Ponigt•—• shoo r".• -yummi e r. st o ,,, AI , orners 13 I o•el nrw-tate style. Lug done on short notice. and warranted to at. • NV. SMUT, - CABINET AND CHAIR MANDFACTUREDIA—Yo. of Male stiret, Aionuose, Pa. 'Jury,. I. IM. H. BURRITT, DEALER) n Staple and Fancy Dry Goods, Croekery Mardware, Iron, Stoves, Drn ge, 011s,and Paints Root sand Shoop, Rite S. Cope. Fore, Dont o Robes GPOCeriCB.PrOVieiOI:I6. New Milford. I. DR. E. P. HUMES, flan permanently locat. nt eriendSVl (IC for tbe pnr pone of lir:truth:lg medicine anitsitsrt, •ry to all Ito hratithes. Ale may be found at the Jackson titian. Orrice bolts from 8 to 8. p. m. Frimulmilim - Pa., Aug. 1. 1860. STROUD & BROWN, AND LIVE •EISUA.ANCH AGENTS. Al Ifaidnesetottonded to promptly, on Lair terns. OtAur fliisk door north of ' ilontrofo Huta, veld side o• Pdfiric Avenue, -Idontrose, Fn. (A0g.1.1869. BEISitIMS STROM - Crum= L Swim. WM. D. LUSK, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Montrose. Pa. Offlee oppo. liC the Tarbell Ranee, near 'he Court Loess. Any. 1. 19.M.—tf AB - EL TURIZELI.,, • - - - D :ALER in Drugo, Patent Medicines; Chmolcala Liquors, Paiute, Olia,Dye e•triffs. Varnishes, Win tiles.. Groceries, Glass Ware, Wall and Window Pa, per. Stone-crare, Lamps. Kerosene, Ilachinet7 011 a. Trusses. Guns, Ammunition, Knives. Spectacles Brasile...Fancy Goods, Jewelm t Perin r ie— bein,g, sone of the most unmerons, eztenolve. and valuable collections of Goods in Snsqnebanna Co.— Established in 184.5. [lllontrose, Pa. D. W. SE ABLE, ATTORNEY AT LAW, office over the Store of A. Lattlrep.l l3 the Drink Diock. Montrose, Pa. fau7'o3 DR. W. L RICHARDSON, PIITSICIAN 6 itURGEON. tenders his tirofeasionn services to the citizens-of bloutrose and vicinity.— °Mee at his residence, on the corner N ett or Sayre & Bros. Foundry. [g. 1, 1869. L. GABDIVER, • - - PHYSICIAN and SURGEON, Idontroee, Pa. Gives attention to disc-neea of the Heart and I.nnze and all Stir:deal diaeasea. Office over V. B. Dean.. Boards at Sear)e • a Hotel. (Ang.l. 18W. TIVRNS•& NICHOLS, Dn.,,RS In Medlctoes, Chemicals, Dye. P'..ale:YAlnts, 01Is, Varnish, Liquors, Spices, Fancy r: tcs, r i dent Medicines, Perfumery and TollesAr tine, ar'Prescr:ptions carefully com.poundedL— Pualle Avenuc,above Mamie's Hotel, Montrose, Pa A. 11. Buns's, . Astos Aug. 1, 1r DR. E. L. lIANDRICK, rarsiclAN s. SURGEON, respccthally tenders professional cervices to.the citizen of Priendsville stid vicinity. rgr Office lathe owes of Dr. Levi.— Boards at J. Elosford's, Aug. 1,180. ipngT BROTKERS, SCRANTON, PA . Wholeasle & Aetall Dcalersin HARDWARE, IRON, STEEL, NAILS, SPIKES, SHOVELS, BUILDER'S HARDWARE; BINS RAIL. CoUN TERSUNE @ T BAIL SPIKES RAILROAD A . MINING SUPPLIES. • CARRIAGE SPRINGS, AXLES. SKEINS • AND BOXES, BOLTS, NUTS and WASHERS, PLATED BANDS. DALLEABLE IRONS,* HUBS. SPOKES, nakozs. BEAT SPINDLES, ROWS. Sc. VICO, STOCKS and DIES, BHLLOWI3 ••ahmugus. - 8 - I,l3oGze. PILES, /be. ite, r3pEwp3asa-ASII) MILL SAM'S. BOLTING, PACKING TACELE BLOCKS, PLASTER PARIS • CEMENT:IIAM & GB.INDSTORES. yuatEll 'WINDOW GOMBRALASS S SCA.LES..LEATRINt& STOTBINGS B' crinton, ?larch 21. • IT IMPROVED HUBBARD! PATRONIZE HOME ZIATIIMANTIMIE ' CTIANORNOLE Speed end Double nitre Wbce!. It hells the tittua NoWYorkStateliationalPnsmlaurt Alan the groat Ohio Rational Pretg tune, hel4gt . *Rs acid. Ant the Pennsylvania, Matyland. end Viralltia State The getting compact, removed entirely from (he drive wheels, and• enclosed In a nett We, in the centre or titscdscanie, cf,Fettnally ktmirliiiiit irdin and dust. Tee-opera:lthacan he ciwn,ded itustantlf fsoc;i MIST epeed tonne &third elower, without atop. that' adois lee insert° bid places and light wad beery pass. Our euttlne apparatus is perfect. No brake and one patent kialfe-tm4. It is beyond doubt the Strongest Esti:di:win the world and yonennitinpend upon.% being perfectly reliable to e roups:110;W. Montrose, X274.187i.-0 - tAYREBBOB. Notro forum pracro.6-2:Lop o= 313Ceozbiroza,_ , No sleknes there, No weary wasting of the frame away, No fearful shAnking item the midnight air— No dread of summer's bright and fervid ray. No bidden grief, No wild and cheerless vision of despair! No vain petition for a swift relief— No tearfbi eyes, no broken hearts are there. Care has no home Within the ratio's of ceaseless praise and song; Its billows break and melt away in foam, Far from the mansions of the spirit throng. The storm's black wing Ls never spread athwart celestial skies! Its wailinga blend not with the voice of spring, As some too tender dowret fades and dies. No night distils Its chilling dews upon the tender frame; No moon is needed there! The light which fills The land of glory from Its Maker came. No parted friends O'er mournful recollections have to weep! No bed of death enduring love attends, To watch the coming of a pulseless sleep. No blasted flower Or withered, the celotial garden know I No scorching blast or fierce descending shower Scatters destruction like a ruthless foe! No battle word !Ranks the sacred host with fear and dread I The song of peace creation's monainetcard Is sung wherever angel minstrels tread, Let us depart, If home like this awaits the weary soul ! Look up, thou stricken one! thy wounded heart Shall bleed no more at sorrow's stern control. With faith our guide, White-robed and innocent to lead the way, Why fear to plunge in Jordan's rolling lido, And find the ocean of eternal day ! . 014 A Maa•® 3=l ream DT °LITER WENDEL LIOLMES. Oh for an boor of youthful joy! Give me back my twentieth spring; Td rather laugh a bright-haired boy Than reign a gray-haired king. Off with the wrinkled spoils of ago; Away with learning's crown ; Tear out lire's written wisdom page, And cas: its trophies down. One moment let my 'life-blood stream From boyhood's fount of flame; Give me oue giddy, reeling dream Of life and love and fame. My listening angel heard the prayer, And calmly smiling said, " If I brit touch thy silvered hair, Thy hasty wish had sned." "But there Is noiling in thy track To bid thee fondly stay. while the swift seasons hurry back To find the wished-for day I" Ah, truest soul of woman-kind I Without thee what were lile ? One bliss I cannot leave behind-- ru take my precious wife. The angel took a sapphire pen, An 4 wrote in rainbow hue: "The man woad be a boy again, And be a husband too!" Is there nothing yet unsaid Before the change appears? Remember all their gifts have fled With those dissolving years! " Why, yes, I would one furor more— My fond ixttemal joys— I could not bear to lose them all 111 take my girls and boys r The smiling angel dapped his pen— " Why, this would never do, The man would be a boy again, And be a father too r And so I laughed—my laughter woke The household with its noise, I wrote my dream - when morning broke, To please my fair-haired boys. Clattotsstlozaes or the =crams. [Marian, Six Tears Old.) SIT Tax /Lemon OF " a WOMAN'S remise " Do angels wear white dresses, say ? Always, or only in the summer? Do Teir birth-days have to come like mine, in May? Do they have seralet sashes then, or blue?. "'Wen little Jessie died last night, How could she walk to Heaven—lt is fa &r flOw did she find the way without a light? There wasn't even any moon or star. " WM she have red or golden wings? Then will she have to be a bird and fly? Do they take men like presidents and kings In herses with black plumes dear to the sky? " How old is God? Has He gray hair? Can He see yet ? Where did He have to stay Before—you know—he had made—anywhere? Who does He pray to—when he has to pray? " licnv many drops are in the sea? How many stars I—well, then, you ought to know How many flowers are on an apple tree! How does the wind look when It doesn't blow? " Where does the rainbow end? And why Did—Captain Kidd-bury the gold there? When Will this world burn? And will the firemen try To put the fire out With their engines then? " If you should ever die, may we Have pumpkins grow in the garden, so My fairy god mother can come for me, When there's $ prince's ball, and let me gol 4, 0 4 ejudercua just pace more metra-rmea's other. wirim—so nom? • I itnuW VALI Was tind, it Quay tercraw. before lOW the Painted book for bar la 40, liours later, from 4 child's white bed I beard the timid; Jut queer question 'nark 4 !ltitumus.,, are you—my etepmotherr it said, Tlteingi!eriseproof crept to my' Ileum -. nVfpOtliss vie or her children who was ter colerM 10 114 0 real i - 1 nehei reed Dear dii trih:caux US/WO ilirt Mal MONTROSE, PA., WEDNESIMIE AII4IIST 16, 1871, piscellancouo. TUE STOLEN NOTE. Except that he indulged too freely in the use of the inkxicating cup, John Wallace was au houEit, high-minded and extraordinary man. His one great fault hung like a dark sdadow over his many virtues. He meant well, and when he was, sober he did well M . was a hatter by trade, and by in dustry and thrift he had secured money enough to buy the house in which he lived. He had purchased it several years before, for three thousand dollars, paying one thousand down and securing the balance by mortgage to the seller. The mortgage note was almost duo at the time circumstances made me acquaint ed with the affairs of the family. Bnt Wallace was ready for the day; ho had saved np the money ; there seemed to be no possibility of an accident. I was well acquainted with Wallace, having done some little collecting, and drawn up legal documents fur him. One day his daught er Annie came to my office in great dis tress, declaring that her father wus ruined, and that they should be turned out Of the house in which they lived. "Perhaps not, Miss Wallace," said I, trying to console her, and give the affair, whatever it was, a bright aspect. "What has. happened ?" "My father," she r.plied, "had the money to pay the mortgage on the house in which we live, but it is all gone now." "Has he lost it?" "1 don't know; I suppose so. Last week be drew two thousand dollars from the bank, and lent it to Mr. Bryce for ten days.' " Who is Mr. Bryce ?" "lle is a broker. My father got ac quainted with him through Mr. Chandler who boards with us, and who is Mr. Bryce's clerk." " Does Mr. Bryce refuse to pay it." " He says he had paid it." " Well, what is the trouble ?" " Father says he bus not paid it.." " Indeed! _But the note will prove that ho has not paid it. Of eouise yen have he note ?" "No. Mr. 80 - ce has it." ' "Then, of cohrse, he has paid it." " I suppose be has, or he could not have he note." " What does your father say ?" "lie is positive that he never received the money. The mortgage, he says, roust he paid to-morrow." " Very singular. Was your father—" I hesitated to use the unpleasant word which must have grated harshly on the ear of the devoted girl. " Mr. Bryce says father was not quite right when ho paid him, but not very had." " I will see your father." "Ile is coining ti) here in a few moments: thoortbt .refulld "I do not see how ryee could have ooy taiwc(l the note, unless he paid the money. Where did your father keep it ?" "He gave it to me, and I put- it in the secretary•" " Who was in the room when you put it in the secretary r 7,• "Mr. Bryce, George Chandler, my fa ther and myself." The cpnversation was here interrupted by the entrance of Wallace. Ile looked pale and haggard, as much from the ef fects of abstety as from the debauch from which he was recovering. " She has told y - ou'ilbout it, I suppose," said he, in a very low tone. "She has." I pitied him, poor fellow, for two thous and dollars was a large sum for him to accumulate, in his little business. The loss of it would make the future look like a desert to him. It would he a misfortune which one must undergo to appreciate it. " What passed between you on that day ?" Well, I merely stepped into his office —it was only the day before yesterday— to tell him not to forget to have the mon ey for me by to-morrow. lie took me into the office, and as I sat there he said lie would get the money ready the next day. lie then left me and went into the office, where I heard him send George out to the hank, to draw a check for two thousand dollars; so I supposed he was going to pay me then." " What does the clerk Say about it ?" "Ile says Mr. Bryce remarked, when he sent him, that he was going to pay me the money." '" Just so." " And when George came in he went into the front °film .again and took the money. Then he came to mo again, and did not offer to pay me the mone,y." " - Had you the note with you. " No ; now I remember, he said he sup posed I had not the note with me, or he would pay it. I told him too come on the next day and I would have it ready— that was yesterday. When I came ,to look for the note it could not be found ; Annie and I have hunted the house all over." " You told Bryce so ?" " I did. He laughed, and showed me his note, with his signature crossed over with ink, and a hole panelled through it." "It is plain, Mr. Wallace, that he paid you the money, as alleged, or has obtained fraudulent possession of the note; and in tends to cheat you out of the amount". " He never paid me,' be replied ",Then he has fraudulently obtained possession of the note. What sort of person is that Chandler, who boards with you ?" "I‘t fine young man. Bless you, he would not do anything of that kind." "I . am sure he would not," repeated Annie, earnestly." " !levy efse.could, Ty co 'obtain the note but through bitti? What. time does be come et night?" , • Always at tea, time . . He Beyer goes out inthe evening." • " But, father, be did not come home till ten o'clock:the night before you wee, to. Brtas, lie had m stay in the office to post batiks, or somptbing_cf kind.". a Bow: did he get in r , a.w"hit's a nightkey" - siiiebUndfer ' " t• ""No harm fn 'seeing him," added mr. INPAre)"i win go NE liim;' In a kw moments ho returned with the young man, Chandler, who, in the con versation I had with him, manifested a vary lively interest in the isolation of the mystery, and professed himself ready to do anything to forward my views. " When did you return to the house on Thursday night?" "About twelve' " Twdve r said Annie; "it was not more thip ten when I heard you." "The dock struck twelve as I turned the comer of the street," replied Chandler, positively. " I certainly heard some one in the front mom at ten," said Annie, looking with astonishment of those around her. " We're getting at something," said L "How did you get in ?" The young man smiled, as he glanced at Annie, and mid "On arriving at the door, I found I had lost my night key. At that moment a watchman happened along, and I told him my situation. He knew me, and taking a ladder from au unfinished house opposite, placed it against one of the second. story windows, and I entered in that way." " Good I Now who was it that was in the parlor at ten, unless it was Bryce or one of his accomplices? He must have taken the key from your pocket Mr. Chan dler, and stolen the note from the secreta ry. At any rate I will charge him with the crime, let what may happen. Per haps ho will confess when hardtpushed." Acting upon this thought., I wrote a lawyer's letter—"demanded ag,ainst you," &c.—which wasimmediatelysent to Bryce. Cautioning the parties not to speak of the affair, I dismissed them. Bryce came. " Well, sir, what hare you to say against me ?" he asked, stiffly. "A claim on the part of John Wallace for two thousand dollars," I replied, pok ing over my papers, and appearing su premly indifferent. " Paid it," he said, short as pie crust. " Have you ?" said I looking him sharp ly in the eye. The rascal quailed. I saw that he was a villain. "Nevertheless, if within an hour you do not pay me two thousand dollars, and one hundred dollars for the trouble and anxiety you have caused my client, at the end of the next hour you will be lodged in jail to answer a criminal charge." •• What do you mean, sir ?" "I mean what I say. Puy, or take the consequences.' It was a bold charge, and if he had looked like au honest man I should not have dared to make it. " I have paid the money, I tell yon," said he; "I have the note iu my posses sion." " Where did you get it ?" "I _got it when I paid the—" " When you feloniously entered the house of John Wallace, on Thursday nighlAt n ,tsit, feclpr,k,,citLttcla, Se n sn4 a chair for support " That is my lookout. I have no time to waste. Will you pay or go to jail?" He saw that the evidence I had was too strong for his denial, and he drew his check on the spot for twenty-one hun dred dollars, and after begging me not to mention the affair, ho sneaked off. I aished the check, and hastened to Wallace's house. The reader may judge with what satisfaction he received it, and how rejoiced was Annie and her lover. Wallace insisted that I should take the one hundred dollars for my trouble; but I was mag_nanimous enough to keep only twenty. Wallace signed the pledge, and was ever after a temperate man. He died a few years ago, leaving a handsome property to Chandler and his wife, the marriage between him and Annie having taken place shortly after the above narrat ed circumstances occurred. Faithful to Employers. There is no greater mistake a young man can commit than that of being indifferent to the interest of his employer. It must be admitted that there are circumstances under which it woulthirem to be impossible to feel an interest in en employer's busi ness; but for all of that, it is worth a trial. Be faithful in small things, be "attentive in your duties, shirk no employment that is not dishonorable, feel that your employ er is fairly entitled to every minute of the time which you have agreed to give him for a stipulated remuneration. The wages may be small—too small but if you have contracted to work for a dollar a week, when your work would be worth ten, stick to your bargain like a man until your term of service has expired. It may seem very hard but it will instill the great principlP of being true to your work. Such faithfulness will not fail to impress your employer favorably, and when that point is reached your reward is almost certain to follow, for the master who finds that he has an apprentice who is honest and capable, will not readily dispense with his services. The misfortune with too many boys is, that their ambition is not to try how well they can perform a work assigned them, and how much of it they can do, but to do no more and no better than the pay they are to receive for it will justify. It is wrong also on the part of an employer to withhold a fair e quivalent for service rendered. In such a system there is generally poor work as well as poor pay. We have found, as the result of many years of practical experi ence, that the best paid employees are those whose labor is most profitable to their employers, and this factean be de monstrated iu a dozen establishments within five minutes walk of our office. . On the other hand, the .employer who tries to secure the largest anitintit of good work from poorly paid hands, generally fails of his object. The .trap.method is, for the young man .ktiarc ambition .enough , to make ' himsefft, a competent, Workman; and then to prove his iibility, and quality' of work ho taros out. This done,,there is little reason to apprehend that he will not receive a fair compensa tion for hie services. The pitable plea of the defendant in i},breach of promise case in lowa, is that lie "was in earnest about marry the girl wtil he got the rheumatism.' An Ancient Mariner. "Did you my you served you apprentice ship in the Aretbusa?" "Yes, I served my time in the Arethu- " What age were you when you went to sea ?" " I WILS BIX tken." "Put down sixteen Bill." The scene of the present dialo,gue, was the fore-castle of a collier brig at anchor in the Thames, the speakers, an old sea man, and three others scarcely arrived at middle age, one of whom, behind the old man, acted as clerk, with a piece of chalk, using the lid of his own chest as a desk. "Put down sixteen, Bill," whispered one, and the number was put down. "Then, how long. were yon in the Arethusa ?" "I served five years," said the old man ; "then I stopped by her .ariother)three; I was eight years in,her altogether. I liked the ship very well, but I did not like the owner: Bill, who was all attention, put down an eight below the sixteen. " But you would. be a young fellow then ; I should think you would not be long out of a ship." " I got a ship directly, and sailed for North America. Well, as it happened, wo were water-logged as we were ou our passage home; all hands took to the rig ging, where we remained. days without a bite of anything, or as much as a drink. On the fourth day, got hold of a dead bird of some kind thst was floating past— ate it feathers and all: Well, I have not yet told you, all hands..died but myself, and the only way I could keep myself alive was by sucking the grease out of the ropes. I knocked about upon the rigging for a month. At las:. I was picked up by an American vessel, and taken to America. The Americans used mu very well ; so I traded buck and forwardamong the Ameri can ports fur a long time." " How long do you suppose you were in America altogether ?" " I was away ten years from leaving home." "Didn't you go into the Greenland rade after that?' "No; it was not till some time after I was on board of a man-of-war before 1 was in the Greenland trade. Somehow or other the press-gang got went of me; a good run we had; I was ,nimble on my feet then ; if I had not slipped and fallen souse into an as-midden, I believe they never would have taken me; but take me they aid. Well, I was seien years in his majesty's service, and I liked the service very well; but one day the captain and I had a few words, and said 1 to myself, 'The sooner we part company the better, old fellow.' So I ran away—it was in the West Indies. I knew they would all be after me; so I got myself stowe hogshead of . sur , ar, at way li an d e w off uf.e.rcJ;kan txuaw-man-ot- war put years." ," Then did you get home all right " Yes ; and then I went to Greenland. p My eyes! what sa we had there the first ten years I was in the trade! I was there that year when there wasn't a whale to tn t be seen, and we loaded the ship with seals. A weary job we had; the ice was short and hummocky, and the seals us shy as foxes. Somehow we always found one or two fellows, who'd , been, fuddled maybe the night before, that forgot the way into the water. When the brutes make a dive, they are out of sight in a minute." " How long were you in the Greenland trade ?" " I was nineteen years altogether. Then I fancied I would like to be iu a warmer climate; so I got into an East Indiaman, and traded to the East Indies for a long time." " How long do you suppose ?" " About thirteen years. At last the ship was taken by pirates, and most of the crew had to walk the plank; only three of us saved our lives by consenting to be pirates with the rest. I never liked a pirate's life; so one day when we were ashore on a large island watching; I took leg-bail and ran away. I'd been with them three years, which was quite enough. Well, I got among the natives of the place, who were mighty kind in their way; and as I was a brisk young fellow, I wasn't long in finding a wife among them, so I lived here just like a savage for sixteen years; for there was no chance of getting away, and it was just as well to make myself happy. But at last an English ship put in for water, and thel longing came over me to get back to my native land; so I smuggled myself ou board just as she was ready for sea, and and glad I was that my wife didn't follow me." "Did you get home all right and tight ?" "All right and tight, boy!" "Then I suppose you would not lie up any time at home?" "I didn't lie np at all. When I got home I found my brother had gone to America; so nothing would serve me but I would go to seek him, as I had not seen him in a long, time. So I got a ship, and off I went; but I never saw him from that day to this, although I wandered through America for five years seeking him. I turned tired of wandering, and got into a little vessel trading between Prince Edward's Island and the mainland ; and I traded, in her for ten years—ten long years I can assure you." "Haven't you been a long time in the coal trade ?" "I was thirty years in the coal t'r'ade before I went to China." "How did you like the China trade?" "I liked it very well. I was only in it about five years. After that I got 'into the Baltic trade. I was seven years Mir; but I tired of it, so kgot it ship and wept dna the West Indies, 'where I was pat . ashore sick, and lay in the hospital for three years., When I did gel betterj was' a better man than 'ever, sea started.negro i ,driver on aidantation,, where I 'whipped the.poor•fellows on for nine years, till at last the old lit eante , on, and I Would be off tw sea - again." " Was that you were captain . of the:old Clinker ?" • " Yes; thafwasiust before I got . 0' Ire captain' ot the Clinker." Weren't you a Itmg time -optain of the Clinker r voLumE xxvm; ritMl3Rt. " I was captain of the Clinker for nine teen years. I was captain of her till she was lost in the Gunth..et Sound, it was as much as we could do to save our lives that time." . " What ship was it yon lost in the Swin- Ter ?" • "That was Peggy. I was a long time in her both mate and master. I was four years mate and eight years master." " How long is it since the Peggy was lost ?" " Let me see ;. it will he fourteen years this next month ; just fourteen exactly." • "Then you must be a good old fellow now ?" " Aye ; I'm a good age now, you may depend." "See what age he is there, Bill, will you P" Bill, who had been listening in the back-ground, and taking notes on the lid of' his chest, proceeded to rend the follow ing items : Went to sea In the Arethusa, when.. ..... . 16 In the Arethusa 8 In America ... 10 On board man-of-war. ...... ......... ..... 7 In Greenland.... 10 In East India trade 18 Among the pirates 3 Among the savages 16 Traveled in America 0. Traded In Prince Edward's Island.... 10 In the coal trade— 30 In the China trade.. 5 In the Baltic trade 7 In the hospital. 3 Negro-driver.... .... . .. 0 Captain of the Clinker .......... ... ........ 19 In the Peggv.. ... 5........ ..... ', ........... 12 Since the Peggy was let, 14 • • Total . • 200 "Then you'll be two hundred and six years old!" said Bill, with a chuckle. "Bravo !" said Tom. "There's not a man like him in the fleet!" Story of o Lotter) Ticket. In the intervals of his professional pur suits my father walked about London with his little girl in his hands ;• and one day .(ii was my birthday, and I was ten years old) he took me in a very not temp ting-looking'place, which was, as I speed ily found, a lottery office. An Irish lot tery was upon the point of being drawn, and he desired me to choose one out of several bits of printed paper, (I did not then know their significance) that lay up on the counter. "Choose which one you like best," said the dear papa, "and that shall be your birth-day present." I immediately selected one and put it into his hand; No. 2,221. " Ah," said my father, examining it, "you mast choose again. I want to buy a whole ticket, and this is only a quarter. Choose main, my pet." ist Ere is the next number, interposed the lottery office keeper, No. 2,223." " Ah," said my father, " that will do just as well. Will it not, Mary r We'll tabu tb ma.), " No," returned I, obstinately ; " that won't do. This is my birth-day, you know, papa, and I am ten years old. Cast up my number, and you'll find that makes ten. The other is only nine." My father, superstitions, like all specu lators, struck with my pertinency, and with the reason I gave, which he like none the less because the ground of preference was tolerably unreasonable, resisted the attempt of the office-keeper to tempt me by different tickets, and we had nearly left the shop without a purchase, when the clerk, who had been examining differ desks and drawers, said to his principal: A correspondent of the Pittplitiri..Leakt er furnishes that excellent,papei 'with the" following on kistiing:' Your.kissing edi tor, with a number of like sympathetic souls, has given. vent to'llieir prisoned feelings on kissing, which t.hey,• ; in their. disordered imagination, seem to believe the ecstasy of human bliss. I leek at it in I an altogether different light, and from a different point of view. Kissing . is the precursor of love, and love is a frightful malady that bus afflicted the human fami ly since the entrance of sin hail the world. , Physicians of the highest eminence have failed to discover a panacea whose powers I possess a healing virtue. I will speak of.. a few of its causes, symptoms and. effects.. Its causes are various and more nunierons than the colors iu the oriental Joieph'el: -coat, which was presented him. by his:pa ternal sire. Love is in many easescansed by the personal possession of a bank ,bal mice of respectable averdupois, a red brick. or iron front or a highly-burnished turn out. These, combined with a • handsorne, or homely appearance, as the case maybe, are often the cause of the pestilence:el' : Some few isolated cases have been known :• to emanate from sound principles, 'noble nesi of soul, integrity, &e. The symp;. toms of the incipient stage are shown by CoLou OF 'um Eves AT Burru.—The long solitary walks by moonlight,: on the':• eyes, says Aristotle, of all newly born in- banks of some stream or some other lono flints are light blue, but at a later period ly place. A great desire to adern,theperl k , change their color, assuming what to son with cheap LijOukrie, and the:/a be their proper line. This phenomenon pattern of dress—this is - atthe -expei at' ssi'.' does not occur in marked degrees in any of. tailors or dressmakers, if the peckete' , other animal than man. A light blue book is not in a plethoric condition.:: , 1:- color is iilsign of weakness, and it is be- The patient is also possessed with a era- cause the parts of infants are weak that Ting nppetite for the object of .biB loss. their eyes are invariably of this color and 'Mien the malady:Pdvances to a martini never of any other."' Some time ago I lign au t form, they afflict their friends with" took the trouble of examining into the their amateur poetic production; attempt' accuracy of this statement, and foetid it to fight the tiger, open banks on the so far true, at any rate, as to hold good in Prov,ed Plan with crow-bars. When thew., the case of such l ow patient arrives at this stage , hopes Sor. babies as I observed,-.-- Dr. Aubert however,' states that infants recovery are doubtful in the extreme. are sometimes, though rarely, born with When the disease first makes a stubborn' brown eyes. lie dues not state whether location, its characteristic peoilitirity is he has himself seen such a ease, or if not, that instead of driving away these afflict.: what his authority. I should point out ed it actually draws with a magnetio cer• that it is not only the eye which in in. tainty its hapless and devoted victims to fants is comparatively destitute of pip their doomed fate. With a choleric eimi, • meat, but the same deficiency extends in larity, no obstacle impedes its progr . sa sn e that age to other parts of the body. This no barrier checks its speed, and i e t . game is the case with the skin and hair, as also time against wjnd and tide s „ -4,lB; ; ltet with the olfactory region of the nasal cay. only epidemic in its - Character, but' paq- demic and highly "contagious.: C g otabiti. ities. Very probably" it is the case with all pigmented pure. As regards other ing these qualities, wci'can surely'aceonnt animals than man, Aristotle seems, to al- for its ravages and italutinber of 'Yibtifos:' low that a similar darkening of the eye 'Ney, Mr.. Editor, if this should.prove may occur, though in an inferior degree. counterbalan ce It is, however; certain that' it dot:i some. citect Which Abe gditor_ "..has tr . times occur in them in as striking man. produced in contaminating the — Otihlie tier. as in man. , Thus kittens are. always ,mind, I shall feel highly compousatediiiid born with blue'eyes„ and usually deVelnpe duly repaid fur the effort.' • r • ti dark pig,ment m the iris at a * liittei jig- . riod. In an instance recorded,' 'by. the —An , old lady from one of. the...rung , Richel this change of color commenced districts, astonished a clerk in one of the.: Tour months a ft er birth. Curiously enough stores a few days ago by inquiring if be '' the medical gentleman whose remarks we b - pd any "yeller developments rich as they have quoted is named " Ogle!" d id up letters in." "I think, sir, the matter may be man aged if the gentleman does not mind pay ing a few shillings more. That ticket, 2,224, only tame yesterday, and we have still all the shares ; one half, one quarter, one eighth, two sixteenths. It will he just the same, if the young lady is set up on it." The young lady was set upon it, and the slums were purchased. The whole affair was a secret between ns, and my father, whenever he got me to himself, talked over our future twenty' thousand pounds, just like Alimschar over his basket of eggs. Meanwhile, time passed on; and one Sunday morning we were all preparing to go to church, when a face that 1 had for gotten, brit my father had not, made its appearance. It was the clerk of the lot tery office. An express had just arrived from Dublin, announcing that No. 2,224 had been drawn a prize of twenty thous and pounds, and he had hastened to com municate the good news.—Mary Russell Milford. " An Editor In Heaven :9 Sneh is the caption of an article which has been going the rounds of the papers for some time, and which- appears: to 1)i) something new "under the , EMU" just as if editors were not in the - habit ot'J go ing to Heaven. Well venture to saytbat a greater proportion. of them-go : to. the home. of those who have performed their mission of mercy on earth, than any_oth er profession or calling that poor Mortals fill. ".Au editor in Heaven!' There's nothing stran oe „ about that, at all. It's almost a moral as well as professional im possibility for them to go anywhere else. Once upon a time, after the demise' of a member of the "corps editorial” he pre sented himself at-the gate of the'Velclen City," and requested admission. The door-keeper asked him what had been the occupation while on Terra Firma r lie replied he was an editor. " Well," said the watchman, "we harp a crowd of your kind here now, and they all came in as 'dead heads: , .:,If you pay your passage you can come in, if not, you must place yourself under the control of a personage you `ruled, tyrannically down below,'—meaning the 'devil' Not having the "wherewith" , to go in, our brother of the "Raiff and scissors" posted off and presented himself at the entrance of Clootie's dark domains:: A very dark-complexional gentleman stood sentry, and asked in a gruff voice, "Who comes?" "An humble disciple of Fanat," was q the calm reply: '„ ~ . "Then hold on, you can't be admitted,” exclaimed the gentleman , lia black, evhati ing considerable agitation,,, and, fiercely' ' scowling upon him. " Why not ?" 'demanded the "tvpo," who began to get "sorawhat hufliisit"and looked around fora "sheep's foot" with which to force an entrance. " Well, sir," replied his sable majesty, "we let ono of your profession irt.,hgro many years ago, and he kept up a. contirt- ; , cal row with his former delinquent. 6,0.- 1 scribers, and as we. have more , of. that ' class of persons here than any other, we have passed a law prohibiting the admis- . sion of editors, only those who have ad... ranted our interest in their :papers ; on earth, and oven those whO keep in O.K.p. crate room by themselves. Yon-. have published many things operating against us, and always blamed the Devil alth everything that went wrong, so yens-unit come in. We enforce this rule 'without , ' respect to persons' for our own peacound I safety. Now travel.", ~,,, ~- -..[ . Casting a droll leer at the. outside NAT tine], our typographical friend Started "4:iff aain, determined to get "up .atkove.l, ' P his time he, took With him-au old file of his paper and presenting it 0 the,, ar, •. , LE free ticket. In the due courseet - tirs4..„,,a conductor came along arid:tenlF:hitti in - , 1 telling him that he had been a myrtar tar. the cause of human , improVenienty and char. resolutions had been pame, :to,admit" . all members of the "art ...pre,servative h who had abused the `Dvvir whilebelour.r lie added that as they were punished enough by their being with the Neill" , all their futurepunishment.is ceMia_Mtett He further stated that not oue delingtient . : newspaper subscriber could- be found in Heaven. : Kissing.