. . ,:' -. • , . • • . . • :!::zz,,! „.: • . H ' _ E .. R . MONT OSE . . . . .. ... c ~. .. •Iriaq '~,';ii, re!. FIEIMM B,HAWLEY, Proprietor. ewh; CBODIVISON it . BALDWIN, ATrovinnfit AVLOity. .-411 Bee term the *tore of Wm J. Nalranyea Public Avenue, Nontm. 11. -- camel**. B. L. Bar.Dwr. tG a. D.Tut., riwareewailitielitresscias"aima Shama. Ma pertnanently Apeatedlisself M Illestrow, Pa , where he win prompt it onto to all imitate bte proferaloa with wbfeh he may ha flmitei.r Mice zed reehtence west of the Court Haase, near Fitch & Watrotee office. liontrotw. February R, LAW OFFICE' FTTCR . 8s WATSON, Attorney nt Lap, at the old °eke 'of & Fitch, Wdeteml• Pa. E. mem [Jea. It, 'ILI. • CHARLES N, STODDARD, Lauder ha Boots and 0h0... Rata and Cap.. Leather and Flndlnaa. tato Street. Ist .door below Boyd'. Store. Work made to orde•. and rertalttn: done neatly. Xnattroae.,lo. 1.1510. 11 1 ,ITTA ? ES & 1131,LALELESLEF, Attorneys and 641:0411nts n Gam. °Mee the nne beiebkore orcapfed by IL B. & O.P. Lillie. no Idalo street. Nlontrose. Pa. l'.ll PHI 53. R. IL LITTLI. 000.1 P. LtTTLIL IL L. ILAIP3LCC. D. McElwain. C. C. Patron, W. M. McCaw. BieIiCEN7.IIE, FAVROT & CO. • Dealer. In Dry floods, Clothing. ladies and Nthmet line Shoes +llao, agents for the great Amerlran Tea sad Coffee Company. [Montrose. Pa ,ap 1,*70, LEWIS KNOLL, Anavm AND RA IR DRESSING Shop In the ocw Poeta!'!lee ttildlne. where he a-111 tie !nand ready to attend all who mai want anything to his line. iliontroar. Pa. Oft. 13. isee.. P. REYNOLDS, AIICTIONERR—SeIIeDry Good., and Morchantre—alan *Wm& at Voories. AG coders left at my house will mere prompt attention. jOct. 1. 160 —t[ 0. M. HAWLEY, DEALER la DRY ROOM, OROCRRMR. PROCTER:IIY Hardware, Rata, Capr, fAoota.Sluwa, Ready Made Cloth lan. Palate. OIU. etc., Dow .Vllrord. Pt. [Sept. 8, 'al. DR. S. W. DATTON, PRTSTMAI3 & SURGEON. tender. hip Perrier+ to the Olsen' of Great Rend •nd vt. logy OtTli.e at file residence. opnoPite Barnum Rouse, Gst Send village. Sept. Ist, 1803.- tf LAW OFFICE CIIIAMStRUN .14cC01.1.13M. Attom74 and coon ee.Vors at Law. Office in the Birk iiidh over the %at .[Montrose An:, 4. t sAn , enAItSZALIF. - J. B. Mccou.Ux. A. & D. R. LATHROP, DE AVERS in Pry Goods. Groceries, crockery and dlssmrsee. bible •nd pocket cutlery. Paints. oils. dye mug.. flew hoots amt leather. Perfumery &c. Brick ranee. enjoining the Bank. Montrose. Aturnyd n. ism. —lf A. LATSMCIP, D. R. 1-. Manor, A. 0. WARREN, ATTORNEY A. LAW. Bounty. Berk Pe•. PcTIPiOIII and Exent nn 19al me attended to. oirrp norbelour Burr, Stun.. Illontrn.r P.. (Au 1. •.-Z M. C. SUTTON, Auctioneer, and Insurance Agent, Fat' F rlenekvllll., Pa. C. S. GILBERT, 117. 191. •acl CM f A~sosioaeor. Great fiend, Pa AIME ELY, 117. EP. .49.u.ctlezcinc".o.r. Mir. 1, 1840. Addre.o, Brouclsn. T`n JORN GROVER, FISTI/ONAFILE Monty . .., N. Shop over chtndier's Store. /0 ordere flgrdin Ong rate .fono on abort...tire. and virerrAncod o tit. W. W. SMITH, CABINET AND CHAIR MANUFACITRERS.— Poo of ]lain vtzect. Montrose. Pa. • 11, U. BURRITT, DRALER In Staple and Faar3 Dry Goodn. Crocker, Hardware, Iron, Stove., Drn gn. Ulla. and Booty and Shoat, natl.& Cup.. Parv, Bntralo Rub., Grotteric , Provlf ions. Near Mlltnrd. Pa DR. it:. P. lII%ES, Has permanently located at Friends% the for the per pose of practicing medicine and •orgrry In all its W . SOCht... He may be f.itted at the Jackson Hons. Otlice hours from Ba. m., to 8 p. m. Priendovi He, Pa.. Aug. I. IRa. STROED & BROW'tli, FIRE AND LIFE Mg .3.IANCK ACENTS. AV baatnesa attended to pratlp , ly, on (Stir ter:nts. Orrice drat door north of ' Amara... llotel" r.t side Public Avenoo, Montruoc. Po. [ Aug. 1, D.P. RD....rove ',room - - CII.I32LEJ , L. }Await. Will. D. LUSH, ATTORNEY AT LAW, hl.mtrooe. Ps. Oeire oppn. ette the TKO.. House. near the Court limo, AY;. 1. 18M—tt DB W . SMITH, DECNTIST. 1010T/11. over Boyd it Corwin'• Hard ware Store. °olm boors from 9a. m. to 4p. m Hontro•.•, Aug. 1. 180.—tf ABEL TERRELL, D Litit to Drags, Patent Med/clues, o,m/cal. I.lqm:en , . Paints, 0110.1,y... oar. VA Lithe., WU, lily., Groceries, ti,lns, Ware, Wall and Window Pa. per, Stone .ware, Lamp,. Kerosene, Mac hip er3 Uri. Trusses. gun., AMMUIIIIIOO. Solve, npeeturl.. Drusber. Fancy Gooch, Jerre/Ty, Perri; belue qme orthe most numerous. itensive, and valuable collections of Goods In SAlsocoltans Co.— Established In 1848. llktontro•c. n Pa. D. W. SEARLE, ATTOILNIET AT LAW. office over the Store of A. Lathrop. is the Brick meek. Montrofte, Pa. [aura) DIL. W. 1., BICHAIRDSON, pripsvcimq & .4171triEON, render, hi, pr,lersiorn service, to the citizens of Mont/vary and Odle, bi• residence, on the corner es..l of tiny, At Bros. Foundry. (An. 1. 114111. E....)LA. GARDNER, PIITSICIAN and at.II2GEON. Montrose. Pn. Glee erpectiLl littentioti to di.kennes of the heart owl all Sorficil dincaoes ()Mee over W. Q. NUM.. Maeda at Searlee Patel. A tag. 1. 1111 a) BIIIINS & NICHOLS, - - D6l. ..ItB to Drugs, Medionc., Dye .011. Pa'IAA. 011.1 V•ruisla. Ligoorn. Spice. num S. Lles,ratent litedletues. and Toile Ar• airPresceptions carefully componeded.— lsolle Avenue, above :Searle's Hotel. Montr..e, Pu A. IS. Ilutuss, Axes Ntcuota. ,•••."-V113117:-- Dlt. E. L. 11ANDUICK, rim:miss s respectfull3 Lender, hs professitma) service, to the .uilicen of Friends. Ilk sod vicinity. Or Mlles (lathe office of D. Leo , manly lit 3:10.f0rd ,,, Aug. I. WV. PROF. !MORRIS, The Itapti Barber. returns hit thanks for the kind Dot emigre= has enabl d him to get the beet rest—ho d• V.t burin time to tell the whole story, hot come littdstee fur yourseees Or et the Old Stand. No load Lubin: alloyed In the shup. [April la, teeth HUN 1 intortilim, SCRANTON. PA Wholesale & Retail Dealers In HARDWARE, IRON, STEEL, NAILS, SPINES, SHOVELS, BUILDER'S HARDWARE, :suss RAIL. COCNTRIESCAIN S T RAIL SPIRE. RAILROAD A MINING &UPPER:E. CARRIAGE APRINGe. &KLEE, earzuva AN. RGIRE. DOLTE„VdTs aad WAIGIEIIB, PLATS! , BANDS. MALLEAREB IRONS. RUBS, APuiVes, - iFiazoss. dßit T APIA - DERE, BOYS, ANVILS, VICES, STOCKS and DIES. BELLOWS amotsits. SLEDGES. FILES, Le. Re. CIRCULAR AND WILL SAWS. BFLTING. PACKING TACKLE BLOCKS. PLASTER PARIS CSIBENT. RAIR A GRINDSTONES. MINIM WINDOW GLASS. LEATIIKE & FINDINGS FAIRDANE'II SCALES. resquin. 111%,eb lc *SI 1• *grip,hunt College, of Pennsylvania. TEO INSTITUTION will reopen for the OfiIDTG TERM 0F..24 WEEKS, otk FI.NIsy, February 10, 1871 *co toiled tirCular, catalogue and other in formation, Address, 11108.„. a. BIMECO)V8, Pr dent. Saul • AgrioulOolleva, P. 0., - Jam 23, 1470.—d Centre Co., Pa. Pao Carnet An Idyl or the Period. " Come right in I How are yott,'Fredt * Find a chair and have a light," " Well, old boy, recovered yet From the Wather's Jam last night?' "Didn't dance, the German's old." Didn't you? I had to lead— Awful bore; but where were you?' " Sat it out with Molly Meade; Jolly little girl, she is— Said she didn't care to dance, 'D rather have a quiet Chat ' — Then she gave me such a glance ; 80, when you had cleared the room And had captured all the chairs, Having nowhere else, we two Took possession of the stairs; I was on the lower step, Molly on the next above; Gave me her boquet to hold— Asked me to draw off her glove. Then, of course, I squeezed her hand, Talked about my wasted Iffe, Said my sole salvation must Be a true and gentle wife. Then, you know, I used my eyes— She believed me every word; Almost said she loved me—Jove! Such a voice I never heard— Gave me some symbolic flower, Had a meaning, oh! how sweet; Don't know what it is I'm sure— Must have dropped it in the street, How I spoonied ! and she—ha! ha! Well, I know it wasn't right, But she did believe me so, That I—kissed her—pass a light DE= " Mollie Meade, well I declare! Who'd have thought of seeing you, Aftet what occurred last night, Out here on the avenue. Oh! you awful, awful girl; There—don't blush—l saw it all." " Saw all what r " A hem—last night— At Mather's, in the hall." "Oh you horrid—where were you? Wasn't he an awful goose! Most men must be caught, but ha Ran his neck right in the noose. I was almost dead to dance— I'd done it if I could— But old Gray said I must atop, And I promised ma I would; So I looked up, sweet, and said That I'd rather talk with him. Hope he didn't see my fare— Luckily, the lilt was dim; Then how he squeezed my heal— And he looked up in may Inca With Ids lovely, great big eves ; Really, a dreadful case. lie was all in earnest too ; But I thntigbt, I'd have to laugh, Wllart ha iri.marl T IST Looking up--oh! like such a calf, I suppose he has it now, In a wine glass, on his shelves, It's a mystery to me Why men will deceive themselves. Saw him kiss me! Oh, you wretch— Well, he begged so hard for one. And 1 thought there'd no one know, So I—let him—Just for fun. I know it wasn't really right To trifle with his feelinpt, dear, But men are such conceited things They need a lesson once a year. From the Geneva Gazette. William Boy on that $20,000. FIRST WORSF ITent7 Ward, of the Plymouth ring, I feed my flock most everything, And sell my pews for what they bring To cut a swell in Brooklyn. As meek as any sucking (lore I preach the gospel from above, And salt it down with a little free love To please the folks in Brooklyn WOILSF- I do not think that people need Any particular kind of creed, So long as ftishiwiable lives they lead, And buy their religion in Brooklyn; I don't care it they go to balls, And take " three days for New Year's calls," Or over in Wall street make great hauls, If they only come down in Brooklyn. MORE WOESELY. I preached the nigger for many a year, To each hearer's eyes brought sympathy's tear For ten thousand sal'ry—D'ye think 't dear For religion over in Brooklyn? But when the note of emancipation Was sounded o'er the American nation, I had to go back and preach salvation To the sinners over in Brooklyn. WORSE YET. But this undo matters rather dull. I longed the merchants and bankers to gull, Lind from National banks fiesh greenbacks cull To keep the pot bilin' in Brooklyn ; I feared I couldn't keep my carriage, My efforts the flock began to disparage, triage When,as hick would have it, theßiehardson mar- Called me over the river from Brooklyn. With Joy I hastened to the Astor, Took off my coat and doffed my castor, [faster, Tied the a ;marriage knot—it might have been But the thing was fixed for Brooklyn And then I prayed that heaven would bless The nuptial tic with happiness, And altogether raised such a mess As never was heard in Brooklyn. . . • . . . • WODSTEBT. The auctioneer stood within the pale Of the Church, his desk the chancel rail, His hammer a hymn book, and he knocked down Of the pews tolhechristians in Brooklyr. The bidders were plenty, and ,tended to " biz," And the sale went off like a bottle of"' phiz," 'Twas plain the religion had palpably " riz" On the heights of the city of Brooklyn. WORSE THAS ALL. A church, like a theatre, in coder to pay, Must get up a sensation from day to day, And the Richardson marriage was just the "icy" To raise the pew rents in Brooklyn. So now I havn't the least of fear But the thing's all right for the coming-year, And the twenty thoussoldi see ply wily clear, To make both ends meet in Brooklyn. IR TWO PARTS. MONTROSE, PA., WEDNESDAY MARCH 8, 1.871. gttiontlauroug: A aerleal Anecdote. ' Dr. Elliott, a noted clergyman of ad old Connecticut town, being "well-to-do," and keeping neither locks nor bolts on his possessions, was frequently visited by burglars in a small way. Coming home late one nigbt from a visit to a poor parishioner, he beard on passing through his kitch, a arrange noise, in his celler, soon followed by the sound of stealthy steps coming up the stairs. Hiding behind the door, he saw emerge a tall man, bending under a huge basket, filled with salt pork, just taken dripping from the brine. The doctor recognized a poor neighbor, and, stepping forward, said kindly: "You have a heavy load there. Allow me to assist you." With a cry of dismay, the culprit drop ped the basket„.and actually fell on his knees, entreating forgiveness on the plea that it was his first offence, and that his family were suffering from want of food. " But, my friend , said the good doctor, "you certainly knew you had only to get it, without damaging your soul with sin and your coat with brine in this way. I forgive you,of course, but I do think you have Calm: more than your share of pork. I will divide this with you, and when you want more, or anything else, just come and tell me frankly." And against the remonstrances of the poor wretch, he compelled him to take just half of the stolen meat saying, "Car ry it to your wife, with my compliments. I hope it will go downjust as. slick as though you had nut taken it with leave." Dr. Elliott never revealed the name of this man, though he enjoyed telling the story, as he did one somewhat similar, which is well worth preserving. One dark night lie went for his horse in the barn, which was at sonic distance from the parsonage. Just as he was I about to enter, he heard Some one com ing out, and immediately concealed him- 1 self behind a large hush in the lane, hid lug his 'uteri' with his cloak. Presently the wide barn door swung open, and a man appeared, bending beneath an im mense load of hay hound together by a rope. Through "loops of this rope he tisrust his arms, . a dcarried the huge mass like a peddy, ck. The doctor suffered this thietiFi tlas to pass him; * a then, taking the candle from his lantern, lie crept softly forward and set fire to the hay, then again ctigtealed himself. In a moment that moving haycock was one great, crackling bliii,e, and the thief, with wild cries, was frantically flinging it from his head and back.. He succeeded in ex-' tricating himself without help. and then ran as though pursued by fiends across the snowy fields. Sonic months after this ther: came to the doctor's study, a pale, thin melancho hesitation, expressed a desire to make a confession of sin. With a serious and sympathetic manner, yet with. I suspect, a sly twinkle in his eye, the minister set himself to listen. " I've had a dreadful load on my con science for a consiirble spell; and it does seern, doctor, as ef %would kill me. I'm a'most dead now." ! is it possible? What can yon have done ? You are a respectable man, and a church member;" the old farmer, then sinking his voice to an awesome, confidential tone, he continued : '•But Cm a dreadful sinner fur all that, doctor; and being a church member, my sin, you see, was of too much account to be wink ed at, and judgment followed close on after it. 0 dear, 0!" "To help yourself to a little of my surplus hay, eh r Yis, doctor, )es so ! But f never got home with that ar hay. The Lord would not let me do it. I mid a load on my back au' was carrying it ua-ay, when all at once it burst into a blaze about my ea rt." "Struck by lightning ?" " No, doctor, it was a clear night. I've just made up my mind that fire dropped down from Heaven and kindled that ar hay. "rwa.s a judgment an' a warnin', an' afeared a sort of forerunner of the flames of hell. At last, I thought I might feel a little better if I'd jest own up to you, an' ask your pardon an' your prayers." To the astonishment of the poor peni tent, the minister laughed out merrily. Then he sa (I: "Be comforted, neighbor; your little thieving operation was hardly of such consequence to Heaven as all that. It was I who caught you at it, and set fire to the hay from my lateln ; and I must say you „yelled lustily and run briskly for a man of your years. Whv didn't you tell me if you wanted hay? Now go home in peace, get well, and steal no more." " You, doctor You? Be Ton sartin sure von set tire to that ar hay t" " Yes, quite sure; that was my own lit tle bonfire. I noticed when you came to meeting the next Sunday, that your hair was a little signed. As tor the flames of hell. neighbor, that's your own look out. I trust there is time to escape them vet." " So, so, 'twas von did it all 1' The Lord be praised:" exclaimed the farmer , fervently. "It really is an amazin' an' my old woman was right, for she says : 'GO to the minister and confess, and that'll lilt the biggest heft of the sin off your conscience, an' be better than doctor stuff. An' you did it? Well. folks say you are a master man fur a joke; but this one was more solemn than a iwrmon to me, an' more effectual. doctor, I do believe." So saying the farmer departed in peace; and the parson kept the secret of his name, even in his own family, always, I Horace Greely's little boy who attends an up-town school, will tell the truth any way you can fix him. The other day the teacher spelled out. the word "g roue e,' and asked the young man to pronounce it. He gave it up, when the teacher, to refresh his memory, asked him: "What did your father say this morning before eating breakflust ?" . The boy thought a minute, and finally said : "Pa said d—m these eggs, they're rotten." . —A motion crossed Colvnabus mad he crossed an ocean. - '!de'Wooden oE•tfoe Hon. N. P:aitlfolidifelivecture recently at Cooper Institute, New York, urn recent wonderful discoveries in the vicinity of the headwaters of the Yellow stone river. Mr, Langford has been a res ident of Montana since 1862, was origi• nally from Oneida county, New York, and was appointed governor of the territory in the latter part of President Johnson's administration, but did not assume the duties of the office. The lecture abound ed in graphic description and was fre quently applauded An expedition consisting of nineteen persons, including a cavalry escort of five men, commanded by a lieutenant, and as signed for the duty by Major-General Hancock, was organized at Helena, and set out for a six weeks' journey, last Au gust. The adventuns was considered a dangerous one on account of the presence of hostile Indians in the hitherto unex plored region which they were. intended to wisit. The ascent of the Belt range, said Mr. Langford, began from FortElfis, was irregular and tedious, leeding through narrow defiles, sharp declivities, and over numerous peaks, until the summit was at tained, the elevation being 3,000 feet. From this point an amphitheatre of mountains, 400 miles in circumference, including a valley as large as New Hamp shire, with all its details of pinnacle. peak, dome, rock and river, is compre hended at a glance. Following the range to the right for forty miles, the eye rests upon the singular depression where, form ed by the confluent streams of Madison, Jefferson and Gallatin, the Missouri be gins its meanderings to the Gulf. At the left are the glowing peaks of the Yellow stone, their summits half enveloped in cloud, or glittering with perpetual snow. In front, carpeted with verdure, is the magnificent valley of the Gallatin. The explorers were very much impressed by the beauty and grandeur of the valley of the Yellowstone river, and found canyons rivaling those of the Colorado. They proceeded directly up the valley, encoun tering many wonders on the way, such as immense waterfalls, columns of pilar ba salt, like the Giant's Causeway, and hot and cold sulphur springs until they reach ed the summit, from which they obtained a view of Yellowstone lake, and to visit it left the well-defined Indian trail and pass ed through a region never before traversed by civilized men. The Yellowstone lake was reached twelve miles beyond the mud-volcano, and many days were spent in exploring the country in its vicinity. The lake was as certained to be 8,330 feet above the level of the sea. It is an expansion of the riv er, and is about twentv-tive miles long by fifteen wide. habounas in speckled trout of the finest quality, and vast flocks of geese, ducks, swans and pelicans resorted to jt„ surrounded by stupendous on all sides by undulating plains and grassy foothills. Forests of pine touch its banks at intervals, and its beautiful margin presents every variits of sand and pebbly beach, glittering with crystals, cornelian and chalcedony. Indians rare ly.approach it on account of the super stition inspired by the volcanic forces of the vt nci n ity. The journey around it was attended with difficulty and distress. One of the party, Truman C. Everss, was lost and left to his fate, after a long search, by his comrade. After thirty-seven days. during which lie nearly perished, be was rescued by two trappers, who found him one hundred and ten miles from the place where he had been missed. Snow had fallen to the depth of twenty-six inches, when the explorers turned homeward. They aimed to strike the head waters of the Madison, and succeeded in doing so, after struggling slowly through the snow for several days, and suffering very much. The desire for home had taken place of all their interests in the explorations. In the words of the lecturer: We had with in a distance of fifty miles, seen the great est wonders of the continent- We were convinced that there was not on the globe another region where, within the same limits, nature had crowed so much of grandeur and majesty with so much of novelty and strangeness. Judge then of our astonishment on entering the basin of the Madison, at seeing just before us an immense body of sparkling water. pro- jected suddenly and with terrific force in to the air, to the height of one hundred and twenty-five feet. We had found a real geyser. In the valley before us were 1.000 hot springs of various sizes, and 500 craters throwing out vapor. The geysers were seen in action in every di rection, projection water to various heights. The one first referred to was throwing froin an irregular crevice, about seven . by three feet, a column of water of corresponding dimensions to a height of one hundred and twenty-five feet. Van-- one names were given to the.geysers. One was called the " Fan," as it threw up to a height of sixty two feet radiating sheets of water, resembling a feather fan. Forty feet from this geyser is a vent, connected with it, and two feet in diameter, which, durine e the eruption, expels, with loud re ports,dense masses of vapor. One of the party crhwled into "The Grotto" from curiosity, nut supposing it to be a live geyser, and as he emerged, he was follow ed by an eruption of boiling water, which, if it had over taken him, would have cooked him. "The Giant" is a rugged deposit, presenting in form. a minature model of the Colesinns. It has an open ing six feet in diameter. A remarkable peculiarity of this geyser is the duration of its discharges, which cont i nue d for three hours, in a steady stream five feet in diameter and cue hundred and forty five feet high. Opposite our camp was a symmetrical cone, like a bee-hive, about five feet in diameter at the base. and with an orifice at the top_ ,of twenty-four by thirty-six inches. We bad not /inspected it to be a geyser, till one morning there suddenly allot up from it a column of water which was found, by triangulation, lo be two hundred and nineteen feet high. " Tbe Giantess" throws up a column six inches in diameter to a height of two hundred and fifty feet. This was the highest of aIL The rays of the sun tall ing. upon the geysers in action produced an infinite variety of prismatic hues, like, broken -up rainbows. Now Maw NW Dr. Dio Lewis pronounces some rattier startling propositions in his book on hy giene. For Instance: Potatoes, both Irish and trivet, are 'very poor food for brain and muscle. The common notion that our health and life depend upon a mysterious Provi dence is downright infidelity. A child goes out of a hot room with naked arms and legs in persuit of its' daily supply of poisoned candies and dies of croup. Is that a mysterious Providence? If a man indulges himself until he gets the gout, and disease attacks his heart and kills him, is his death a mystery? • The reason that the American people are such dyspeptic!' is that they Est and drink so much, and eat and drink so fast. The teeth will not decay if they ore kept clean. A tooth brush is a good thing but a toothpick is worth an armful of tooth brushes. There is a gentleman now living in New York City, who has three beautiful front teeth which he purchased from the mouth of an Irishman. Hie own teeth were removed and instantly Patrick's wens transferred. The word billiousness is a sort of re spectful word for piggishness. People are not very billions who eat what they should. The Greek and Roman armies ate but once a day. The common impression that tomatoes are the healthest of all vegetables is a mistake. If eaten at all, it should be with great moderation, and never raw. Tomatoes have sometimes produced sali vation. Dr. Lewis knew a young woman who had lost all front teeth from exces sive eating of tomatoes. Pies and cakes are poisonous. To healthy persons mineral waters are wholesome. Corsets are most injurious to disgestion. There use finally results in an immense and very ugly protuberance of the abdo men. Those who suffer from heartburn should avoid soups, drink nothing at meals, say "No, thank you" to pies and cakes, and go without supper. If you wish to live to eighty-five in the full enjoyment of your faculties go to bed at nine o'clock, and eat twice a day a moderate quantity of plain food. Advice To Ladle*. Have the feet well protected, then pay the next attention to the chest. The chest is the repository of the vital organs. There abide the heart and lungs. It is from the impression made upon these organs, through the skin, that the shiver comes. It is nature's quake—the alarm bell at the onset of drnger. A woman never shivers from the effect of cold' up on her limbs. or hands, or 'bead ; but let cold strike through her clothing on her chest, and 91r,gsvi.hgt.tivath irsta e. 4:bat h:GAM "t/tie sudden and sever impres sion of cold upon the chest has slain its tens of thousands. Therefore, while the feet are well looked after, never forget the chest. These points attended to, the natural connection of the dress will sup ply the rest, and the woman is ready for the air. Now let her visit the neighbors, go shopping, will upon the poor, and walk for the good of it, or the fun of it. Keep away from the stove or register. Air that is dry or burnt, more or less °burg l ed with gasses enveloped by the foci, is poison. Go up stairs and make the beds with mittens on. Fly around the house like mad, and ventilate the rooms. Don't sit up in a single room wish double windows. Fruit will not retain its full form and flavor in air-tight cans ; neither will women. They need air. If the shiver comes on during these operations, go directly and put ou some thing more about the chest. Again, do not live in dark rooms. Light fades the carpet, but it feeds the flower. No living animal or vegetable can enjoy health in darkness. Light is also necessary as air. and a brown tan is far preferable, even as a matter of beauty, to a sickly paleness of complexion. Beauty and Arsenic. Newspapers in Maine say that woman even in small towns of that State have adopted to an alarming extent the prac tice of eating arsenic. The object, as most people know, is to give whiteness and clearness to the complexion, and in some ports of Continental Europe the habit is very common. By a gradual in crease of the dose one may take with im punity, so far as immediate risk is con• cerned, enough arsenic to kill several strong men not accustomed to its use. The secret, however, is soon betrayed in the countenance of the airtime to the practice. A deadly pallor settles upon the face and lips, and an unnatural bright.. ness steals into the eye. It is said, that a person once firmly attached to its use finds it almost impossible to give up the fatal practice. No doubt the custom now so prevalent of dyeing the hair to the va rious " blonde" shades, is responsible for the introduction of this new and perilous device. Pearl powder, bismuth, prepara tious of lead corrosive sublimate itself are to be found, we suppose, inadequate to make the skin of most women, whose hair is naturally dark, correspond with the yellow, ruddy and flaxen hues, now thought so beautiful. But it may be interesting to those who are on the verge of falling a prey to this pernicious habit to know that the aver age age of people who merely work with braeuicous acid, and do not voluntarily take it into the system, is less than 35 years. The exp.riments of Tacbudi show that while arsenic fur certain peculiardis eases may be given in large doses with comparative safety, it is in general steadi ly injurious to the vital functions, and ultimately destructive. Ono ghastly evil incidental to its use can by no means be avoided. This is that the habit, once thoroughly formed can only be relinquish ed at the expense of an awful wasting away of .41 the physical powers. Arsenic is in this respect worse than opium or al ct,hoL If ladies must ,Rear golden hair and are bound to have 'complexions to match, they ought to 'depend altogether on external cosmetics,-, a, lwa,ys including those hygienic promoters of jolieif etv4 lilies, fresh sir and exercise. VOLUME XXVIII, N MBEI 1.0... isid AMU Mr: W. - IL Spiniis of Georgia, brills au tobiography' entitled "The Memories of Shy years," lately published by Claxton, Resen & Reffelfinger of this city, gives the following account of Andrew Jackson's departure for. Tennessee, as. related to him by the President himself. His widowed mother and be bad been residing for sometime in the neighborhood ofGreenes botch' North Carolina. "I had," said he "contemplated this step for several month; and bad made my arrangements to do so, and at length bad obtain my mother's consent to it. All my worldly goods were a few dollars in my purse, Borne clothes in my saddle bags, a pretty good horse, saddle and bridle. The country to which I was going was comparatively a wilderness, and the trip a long one, beset with difficulties, espec ially from the Indians. I felt, and so did my mother, that we were parting forever. I knew she would not recall her promise; there was too much spunk in her for that, and that caused me to linger a day or two longer than I had intended, but the time came for the painful parting. My moth er was a little, dumpy, red headed Irish woman. 'Well, mother, I am ready to leave, and I must say farewell.' She took my band and, pressing it, said 'farewell.' and her emotion checked her. "/linings at meetings and partings in that day was not so common as now. I turned from her and walked rapidly to my horse. " As I was mounting him, she came out of the cabin, wiping her eyes with her apron, and came to the getting over place at the fence. 'Andy,' said she (she always called me Andy,) 'you are going to a new country, and among a rough people; you will have to depend on yourself and mit your own way through the world; I have nothing to give you. but a mother's advice. Never tell a lie, nor take what is not your own, nor sue any body fur slander or as sault and battery ; always settle them cases yourself r I promised, and I have tried to keep that promise. I rode off some two hundred yards, to a/urn in the path, and looked back. She was still standing at the fence and wiping her eyes. I never saw her after that r Mr. Sparks adds that " those who knew him best wilLtestify to his fidelity to the last promise made to his mother." The Peacefhl Quiet of Meade. Would people sing more, they would quarrel less. Take a common case. Something puts you out in your work; von don't think you have been fairly paid, and you go home thoroughly out of temper. You never think of praying a little prayer which a workingman I know need to pray when things put him out: "0 Lamb of God. calm_inv_ temtier." You. make no bright, cheerful tune; but the moment you are in, you bang the door after you, and exclaim to your wife, "Now then, be quick, can't you get my tea? As usual, nothing ready, I see." Now, you know well enough it is not as usual, and if yon had't been in a bad temper you wouldn't have said it, it very rarely happens that your meals are not reads for you ; but to day is washing day and she has had a heavy wash, and that has made her a lit tle late; and she is worried with the chil dren, and has got a backache. A kind. forbearing word from you would have kept things straight; but tried as she is, your unjust accusation, of course, puts her temper up, and she exclaims in her turn, 'here's always some piece of work the moment you come into the house." And so you have a "few words" together; and instead of peace and love, there is anger and hatred in your hearts. In the middle of it all, your little Johnny spills his tea, and you bit him a sharp cuff; you wouldn't have done it if you hadn't been in a temper, and the child raises a howl. "I can't stand this," you exclaim ; "the house is intolerable. I'm off r And you go off, where bad tempera generally go, to the public-house ; but not before you have upset your wife's temper, dark ened your home, made things miserable, and proved the truth of what I say, "that a good hearty song would have saved all." Origin of the WOrd "Quiz." Very few words ever took such a run as this and probably none ever arose in o similar way. Webster endeavored to trace it to Norman and Spanish roots; but in reality it has no meaning, nor is it deriv ed from any language in the world ever known—from the Dallonish confusion to this day. When Richard Daly was patentee of the Irish theaters, be spent the evening of a Saturday In 00t0p...y with many of the wits and men of fash ion of the day; betting was introduced, when the manager staked a large sum that he would hear spoken all through the principal streets of Dublin, by a certain hour next day (Sunday) a word having no meaning and being derived from no known language. Wagers were laid, and stakes deposited. Daly repaired to the theater, and despatched ail the servants and supemmeraries with the word "Quiz," which they chalked on every door and shop-window in town. Shops being shot all next day, evin7- , body going to and coming from their dif ferent places of worsliiii saw the word, and everybody repeated it, so that "Quiz" was heard all through Dublin ; the cir cumstance of so strange a word being on every door and window caused much sur prise, and since, should a strange story be attempted to pass current, it draws forth the expression "You are quizzing me: —Motley sava that Grant is "dumb as an oyster. ghat have the oysters done that they should be assailed in that way ? -- - -Gail Hamilton thinks that the trop. ble with the woman's righters is, that they want to live like wonlan and' be . raid like men. —Have the courage to obey your itakei at the risk of being ridiculed by men. —Thwitbevenunge perfer comport and prosperity' to %Won in , all things, —gaiethe n r* :, to, wear . your ,old clothes until you parka. your new ... . . ,490 1, 64-111 1 11111aVile419111.- '.• •• ' • The custom litharying the deittirf - tlf& gown and cart - cif:monks 'hi/1101W passed into disuse. The mortal *llo4m treated with growing contemptot the. superstitions of the people gradually:ks& their concrete character. The , soul in: the important matter which the church. now looks to. So the cold clayls carried off to the cemetery with small ceremony. Even the coffins of the rich are jammed away into receptacles too small for theta and hastily plastered out of sight. Th poor are carried off on treastles and hud dled into their nameless graves, without following or blessing. Children are buri ed with some regard to the old Oriental customs. The coffin is of some gay and cheerful color, pink or blue, and is carried open to the grave by four of the dead child's companions, a fifth walking be hind with the ribboned cOlfin-lid. I have often seen these touching little parties moving through the bustling streets, the peaceful little face asleep under the open sky, decked with the fading, roses and withering lilies. In all well-to-do families the house of death is deserted immediately after the funeral. The stricken ones retire to some other habitation, and there pass eight days in strict and inviolable seclu sion. On the ninth day the great masses for the repose of the soul of the departed are said in the parish church; and all the friends of the family are expected to be present. These masses are the most im portant and expensive incident-of the funeral. They cost from two hundred to one thousand dollars, according to the strength and fervor of the orisons em ployed. They are repeated several years on the uuiversary of the disease, and af ford a most sure and. flourishing revenue to the church. They are founded upon those feelings inseparable from every hu man heart, vacity and affection. Our dead friends must be as well prayed for as those of others, and who know but that they may be in deadly need of pray ers! To shorten their fiery penance by one hour, who would not fast for a week? On these anniversaries a black-bordered advertisement appears in the newspapers, headed by the sign of the cross and the Requieseat in Pace, announcing that on this day twelve months Don Fulano de Tal passed from earth garnished with the holy eacrements, that all the masses this day celebrated in such and such churches will be applied to the benefit of his spirits repose, and that all Christian friends are hereby .requested to commend his soul this day unto God. These united efforts at stated times are regarded as very cations. A luxury of grief ) in those who can af ford it, consists in shutting up a house where a death has taken place and never suffering it to be opened again. I once Jicalv boaatifaL -ts ionable streets of Madrid. I in vin. about it and found it was formerly the residence of the Duke of —. His wife had died there many years before, and since that day not a door nor a window was opened. The garden gates were red and rough with rust. Grass grew tall and rank in the gravelled walks. A thick bush undergrowth had overrun the flower beds and the lawns. The blinds were rotting over the darkened windows. Luxunrint vines clambered over all the mossy doors. The stucco was peeling from the walls in great unwholesome blotches. Wild birds sang all day in the safe solitude. There was something im pressive in this spot of mould and silence, lying there so green and inplacable in the very heart of a great and • noisy city. The duke lived in Paris, leading the rat tling life of a man of, the world. lie never would sell or let that Madrid house. Perhaps in his heart also, that battered thorougfare won by the pattering boots of Mabille and the Bois, and the Quartier Breda. there was a green spot sacred to memory and silence, where no footfall should ever light, where no living voice should ever be heard, shut oat from the world and its cares and pleasures, where through the gloom of the dead days be could catch a glimpse of a, white hand, a flash of a dark eye, the rustle of a trail ing robe, and feel sweeping over him the old magic of love'soung dream, soften ing his fancy to tender regret and his eyes to a happy mist. "Like that which kept the heart of VA= green Before the useful trouble of the rain." Characteristics of sound. The following curious observations in regard to the transmission of sound have been carefully . verified by an extended series of experiments: The whistle of a /.041.40.4.6/11.A...C1 1.434.13.4111:1_ Fluxts -thipcau t h the air; the noise of a railroad train, 2,- 800 yards; the report of a musket and the bark of a dog, 1,800 cards; an orch estra or the roll of a dram, 1,600 yards; the human voice reaches to a distance of 1,000 yards ; the croaking of frogs, 900 yards; the chirping of crickets, 800 yards. Distinct speaking is heard in the air from below up to a distance of sir. hundred yards ; from above; it is only understood to a range of 100 yards downward. It has been ascertained that an echo, is well reflected from the surface of smooth wat er only'when the voice comes from an elevation. Other similar phenomena connected with the transmission of sound have been observed, but the results disagree either from the inaccun3y . iu the observations or from the varying nature of the circum stances effecting the numbers obtained. gnch variation occur to an extent of ten to twenty per cent-, had even more. The weather's being cold and dry ! or warm and wet, are the chief influencing causes. The velocity of sound varies, also, with the temperature, traveling, faster as the air is rarefied by beat. At the point of freezing water, %wand travels '1,090 feet per second, at 62i degrees it travels 1,125 feet per second. The'eilitor of a newspaper out towards Lake Champlain has discovered a way of keeping eggs from spoiling. His method is to eat them while they are fresh ! Bravo ! - - —The President favors " old Jamaica" as well as San Domiogo.. Both are sgy. wing. r„ .1 .... _,~_