THE A/lONTROSE DEMOCRAT. E. B. HAWLEY, Proprititar. guoinros fads. CHARLES N. STODDANID, Owlet 11‘ Boots and Shoes. Bats and lAtipo loatlonrand rodblga, Main Street, lit door below Boyd** MOM - Wort matte to order, and repairing doze manly. Masaroae, Jan. 1, 18:0. LITTLER & IBLAILESLEE, /Atone and Counsellan at Law. Odiee the Mit isi ore occupied by 151. B. & O. P. Little, se Kids _street. Montrose, Pa. (AMIN. LITTLIL GLO. T. LITTLIL L L. lILLZI3II4i. 2. WelErnin. C. C. Fannie. W. R. WoCam FAUBOT Sic CO. j/ylata In Drill°Ode, Clothing, Wive and ■leap iN•Bhoea. Mao, agents for the great Amarlesa Tos sad Cadres Company. (Montrose, Pa.,810.1.311, LEWIS KNOLL, en.tvisa AND NAIR DRESSING PoplD that new Posted!lee building, wheys he wilt hiattosad ready to attend all who may went anything *-11wilits tree. Montrose, P. Oct. rt. U. P. REYNOLDS, ArCTlONEEß—Sellsflev Gond., end Merehanlze—afts etteeds at V endue. AL olden left mrt my boas* will receive peumpt smut ion. (Oct 1, 1669-4 0. M. IIAWLEY, DEALER In DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, CROCWtT. Hardwase, Este, Caps, Roots.Sboca, Ready Made Ckel6. tat, Palate, Ma, etc., New Milford, Pa. [Sept- 11, DR. S. W. DAXTON, 191YSICIAN & SURGEON, traders Ids vendee@ t. the eitLtens of Greet Bend and vicinity. OfSeoul btu reeidence. op poetic Barnum [louse, frt. Send Sept. let, i&M.—tr LAW OFFICE. CSABIBISRLIN S liit-COLLI'M, Attorn.” arid Cow pollen at. L. Oftec in tn. Brick Mork emu Mack. [Montroaa Aug. 4.1461. Coamazaw. . .1. B. McCown!. A. & D. R. LATHROP. DEALERS in Dry Goods, Groceries, meter: and clannware, table and pocket ninthly. on•. dye stuff, m.t•, b..ot. and nboon, 0•40 leather. Perforna-ry dr. Brick Mork. adj.latut the Sank, Montrone. An;ln.t 11. MEM.—lt A. taiiiguer A. O. WARREN, ATTORICES A . LAW bounty, tack Pay. lbasitam, sad !teem cn Claims attended to. °Mee Sr ow below Boyd'a Store; Moot/wee LAO. 1. W. W. WATSON, ATTORNEY lIT LA W, lanntrnee, F. Office Irltb L. I. Pita, ttoutro., Aug. ,1, M. C. SUTTON, Auctioneer, and Insurance Agent, ant fit[ Friendsvale. C. S. GILBERT, , .01.1.a.cticoxi.eor. Great EMMA. Pa. XT. 191. sligl Ggif 41111 EL V, Q. MB. ..9.l3.4oltlcozacriesr. /Lag. 1. 1149. Add.esa, Broaklre, PS JOHN GROIS, PIatIONATII.I3 TAI: 3R, Itolltie..e. A. gimp 0141. ekandlaea Store. A*. order. 1111 rd 1a firet-113.1111108 , . t toting 4olac on short notice. and warranted is In. W. W. SMITH, C tHINET AND CHAIR MANUFACTIMEDS.-1/•• la Mats strmt, Moutrox, Pa. jaog. 1. 161111. U. BUUTUTT, HILS-LIM to Staple aud Fame) Dry Good►, CrawlMO. Hardware, /Ma, Stoves. Drd Ey. 011o.aad Patata. a.R►and Shuts. Dm! & tap.. For►, Buffalo Rabe, Oreerriee.Proeleluna, c New Milford. Pa. DR. L. P. REIMS, Qu srcrinatently lorAord •t ?I-tendert Ile for He ;nu pose. of practicing medicine and earP,ery In 111 Its nratnanes. Lie may be found et tbe Jackson IloaSs. Ofille• Ironer from a■. m., to S p. triettdavllle, Pa., Aug. L. IWO STROUD & ItUOWN, vat AND LIP& EI 47, :LAN(' IR AC EMIL AC bantam. attended to prompt D. on fate tenant. 014im Inn door north of Montrone llotel," grad old* db. rtiOlic Avenue. Montrose, Fs. [An. I, AGA. Idata.ena• F--rnot - o. - - Ctu.surs 4 MUM, WYL D. LILI4IIi, ►TTORNET AT LAW. Montrose. Pa. Other amps. the Twill.ll lioaee, near the Court llosas. ►au. 1. 13[9.—tf DU. W. W. snrrn, DINTIAT. Room* ovre Floyd & Corwin', Hard wan Store. 0111 re bourn from', a. mt. to 4 p.m. Nostromr, Aug. 1, 110:9.—tf ABEL TERRELL, D CAL= In Drnea, Patent Medici/M., etteantelda LbgaamL, Paints, UW,Uye nado. Varnishes, Win In Masa. Groom-len, Glary Ware, Wall and Wiodow Stese-care, Lumps. Kerosene, Palarbinery Ulla. Tynaaaa. Gana, Aenaloottion. Enke*. apectaebts Drusbea, Fancy Goods, Jewelry. Peen re. being lone of the most numerous, • atenalve. and valuable eollection• of Goode in Setoonebson• Co.— istabliabed in IMS. [Montrone, Pa. D. W. SE.%ItLE. ATTORNEY AT LAW. office aver the Prot? of A. Lathrop, to the. Brick Block. Montrose, Pa. [gall, DU. W. 4 111CIIARDS011, raTinciaN a lititGEON, tenders hi• professional services to the citizens of IS onto:me and vicinity.— Office at his residence, on the corner east of Sam • Ursa. Foundry. [Aug. 1. 1601. DR. E. L. GARDNER., IPSTNICIAN .ad SURGEON. !denim/49. Pa. Grail , ..rectal attent ton to Atoosoos of the Ilart sad Lataga.aad all Sum dleraers. Office over W. W. Dasa.s Board* at Scarlet, Dotal. [Actg. I. IBM BURNS Arc NICHOLS, ARS in Drags, Medicines. Chemicals. D .Sn., Painta, Oils, Varnish. Liquors. Spices. Vase sr. set. Patent bledlcinre. Performer, and Tadiat•S tkier. Preseri.pcion. .rein tly compounded-- Panlie Avenue, above satiric's Ilutel. Illontrows. •. 6. Roane, AIMS Manna. Alig. 1, lane. DR.. E. L. HANDIZICIS, IrIITRICIAN & SURGEON. respectfully readers I professional services to the eitizeo of Trissodsoftle and vicinity. EHrOffiee incise owes of Dr. Loin Iloords at J. Hosford's. Aus.l.llo. PROF. NIORUES, ThaiWU Barber. retort.. Ma thanks for Ow blodpets 17:7T1 that has enabl.llll him to get the bebestrest—bai t haetit time to tell the whole story. bat wows aid awe for votirseres fat the Old Bland. Bo kali laathiag idlowed In the shop. (Aril 12. WM EVITXT BROTHERS, SCRANTON. PA. Wholesale & Retail Deaests HARDWARE, IRON, STEEL, NAILS, SPIKES, SHOVELS, BUILDER'S HARDWARE, 110 Z 1111,COUN MENNE e BAJLipzisa RAILBOAD MLNIIIO ADPALILL • cAillAos SEEING& AXLES.. SKEWS AND' 00188. B OLTS, Errs and WABBW. PLAITED BANDS. MALLBADIJII IRONS. EVES. SPOKES. IIFELLotre. SEAT SPINDLES. BOWS 1, . AEEKI",--VICES; STOCKS sad -IMEHOSWHEIHM' HAMMERS. SLEDGES. FMCS. Heat"- CMCIGMILLSAWS, BMW% PACKING MC D ELOCKS. MASTEN •IPAMIII- • CEMENT. HR G HEMECH WINDOM G Al LASll.= ‘ nliniell IPAIEDAWEIS SCALES. festuton. March SC /NM 17 Mean liteese si Wass When He's Demi. Oh 1 don't strike • man when be's.down, No, duet strike amen when he's down: But tend biro a band, Andpelp him to stand. Oh, ;in him • thence. Be kindly your glance, Qb, don't cut him oft' with • frown ; For which of as know, In the race here below, How soon a hard blow Kay lay us as low— Oh, don't strike a man when he's down. Oh, don't mike a man when he's down, No, don't strike a man when he's down ; Dpn't stop to deride, Tosdoldor to chide, But Imp to his side, His Ceiling heart guide— Oh, don't let a sinking man drown ; For who here can tell How soon the rode swell Of the tide may destroy AU his wealth and his Joy, And be ends himself sinking right down Oh, do'nt strike a man when he's down, No, don't strikers mum when he down. Par better be kind, Anttry bard to And Some chord that will hind Him yet to his kind, Raise hopes that have been so cast down. A smile in your eye Will match his deep sigh, The grasp of your hand Hie heart will expand, And lift up a man when he's down. Oh, don't strike • man when he's dawn, No, don't 'Unite • man when be's down ; No matter U. Don't tarry nor halt. Nor send him Mrift, But glee him • lift. Ris blearing your efforts will mown ; The not of " our set," Nor" resixtetable," yet We must not forget We are all in debt. SO help a man up when beg down. D. A. LAuisar Oh, don't strike a man when hes down, No, dual strike • man when be. down ; The morrow's away Prom you today, To-MOITOW It may He thrown in your way, So don% steno • an *ten he &eat ; Let toadies pass by 1 , With sneers to hie eye ; Let bigness be othete'd, But the. Gemedien be (1-41, T weal dente a man when be'. Arm-. —An erring Indiana hen was recently found in the back part of a hardware store, where the misguided fowl had struggled fur three weeks, trying to batch out half a dozen white porcelain door knobs. She:was much reduced. —There will be much rejoicing among husbands. All the Paris fashions have been suspended. —A witness in the box, questioned by a lawyer es to the general n•pntntion of another witness, was asked whether the individual was not a notorious liar.— " Why," said he, " not exactly that ; but he is what I call an intermittent liar." —A gentleman who has unfortunately broken his word, is noxious to procure some cement, that trill repair it. The same composition with which people mend their manner will possibly answer. —There is a new song called " Father will settle the bill" Miss Jones consid ers it a fine composition, knit her papa can't see it, and Miss Jones says it is be cause he's so awful deaf. —A wonkl-be wit asked his uncle if the tolling of a bell did not remind him of hisapproaching end, No, sir," he re plied, " but the rope pats me in mind of yours. " I ain't a going to Ike long, mother," said a wo-begone youngster one day to his maternal parent. " Why not, pray ?" " Because my pantaloons is all toned out behind," was the answer. —An honest lady in the country, when told of her husband's death, exclaimed— " Well, I do declare, our troubles never come alone! It ain't a week since I lost my brit hen, and now Mr. Hooper is gone too, poor man !" --Old Mrs. Pipkins was reading the for eign news by a late arrival. " Cotton is declining," exclaimed the old lads. "Well I thought as much—the last thread I used was remarkably feeble." —A wealthy Boston gentleman sent a quantity of money to General Spinner, with instructions to place it on interest until the accumulated amount would pay the national debt. As he only sent ten cents, it may be some days before the debt is paid. —A man who had purchased a pair of new shoes, finding the road to he's:Aber a rough one, concluded to put, the shoes under his arm, and walk butiii barefoot. After a while he stubbed hie big toe, tak ing the nail off clean as o whistle.. "How lucky," he exclaimed, " what's tremend ous lick that would hase,heen for the sham" —.A piing Who, who had violated hie obligations il/P a member of the Lodge of Good Tempbm‘ at Oasego.ty apring at the meeting with a bottle of wkey, adding insult to injury by expelling bye brother from the roonfiwith s ebb. He had too touch muscle. —Two certificates of death in the ffedi Finutciaeo coroner'. office read; "Ded front rupture of the bed," and " Snfterca ted by eating poison,' —A bridge at Denver, Cal, sports this ingice : 41 No vehicle di Wit ktediiirie ems aniastitilialki*Orto Mosetbtebridge: is oppeaitsdirections at The ume time," gm's forum EIRE VITIEO .fai)NTROSE, PA., WEDNINDAY DEC. 21, 1870. Wier Winona. THE GREAT BEOW LIRE. At the late meeting of the Chicago Academe of Sciences, the Bev. Mr. Mil ner, of Canada, presented the following paper on the Great Snow Line: The daily advance of the sun is 18 miles. Should a man start from the Tropic of Cancer at the winter solstice, and walk 18 mites a day northward for six months, his shadow would remain nearly the same each day . at noon. Where there are no obstructions, the advance and retreat of the seasons will be pretty uniformly 18 miles a day. But as there tire so many obstructions producing cli mactic changes in the same latitude, this is only a rude approximation to the gen eral result. In some eases the march will not average over 9 or 10 miles a day; in others it will be as high as 25. Mountain ranges greatly modify the rate of the ad vance and retreat of the seasons. We will, however, not further. Aotice these,. as they are only local and exceptional. The great snow line is the most potent of all the causes that disturb the regnlari- t ty in the march of the seasons. Even in ; the high north the early snows are about I on the same level as in more southern latitudes, but before the first of December all the lakes are frozen, and much of the Aarctic seas. also, so that no vapor can reach those latitudes unless wafted from! fur to the south ; but all the vapor thus brought from the south in mid-winter is condensed, and falls before it reaches 50 degrees north. The deepest snow line will be in 47 and 48 degrees, gradually diminishing south or north. In the winter of 1856 I resided in 54 deg. 30 min. north, or about 300 miles north of Red River, which is in 50 deg. The packet men carrying the mail met at that place from Red River and York Factory in 57 deg. I asked the Indiana from the south, "flow deep is the show in Red River ?" They measured on their persons about four feet. I asked those from the north the same question, ahcL they measured on their legs about 14 inches. This great snow lino will be found in the northwestern parts of New Bruns wick and Maine, near Quebec, and from thence along the north shore of Lake Superior, northern Minnesota and Red River, and so westward ; but from that point 'diverging gradually north ward with the isothermal line. the maximum of this deep snow line is about seven feet. It will vary with the seasons and the region, being greatest where there are the greatest snow-falls, and less in propor tion. The sun coming up from the south en counters this snow line in March and April. The advancing seasons begin to reel it 203111 an deg. myna, unu Irma vras to 45 deg. The seasons fluctuate, drug and hang, now cold, now warm. The seasons will open 50 days sooner in Cincinnati than in Montreal ; but for this great snow line there would be only 27 days difference. But when it has sur mounted this barrier it makes long strides northward, because there is little snow there, and bemuse the days are so long in May and later that the nights do not al low the vapor time to cool, and the Arctic regions being lit up and comparatively warm, that is no more a cold-producing region. As nearly as I could ascertain, when once past this snow line the season advances about 35 miles a day all the wuy to the pole. I gathered this rapid rate of advance from learning the time the geese and ducks arrive at the different regions of the north. There is, hen, the return of the seasons in the fall which makes no stay. but makes lic a regular ranee of about le miles a day. In the fall of 1854; living, a Nor way House in the Hudson Bay territory, in the latter part of October, the over land expedition in search of Sir John Franklin arrived at that place. They left the Arctic regions about the 24th of August, the snow line being already down to the level of the ecean. Their winter supplies were far away ; some of I them had families at home, and there were comfortable winter quarters there for all. Said the leaders of the expedi tion, Stewart and Anderson, to their men, "If you will take us home this fall, you shad . have your whole year's wages." With this stimulant to urge them on from early dawn to nightfall the light hark canoes were made to plow rapidly throught the waters. The current was against them, and there were portages to prise, and their course was zigzag through lakes and np and down the rivers. The geese and ducks had already passed over to the south, and there was no ice on the waters when they started. For a few days they had fine weather, and caught up' with the geese and ducks. Then came a storm of snow and sleet, driving the ducks and geese south as before, and so the race continued until the latter part of October, when the expedition arrived at Norway House. In a day or two there was another storm which froze us in for the winter, but the part of the expedition that passed on to Red River had the open lake (Winnepeg) before them, and could easily keep in advance of the cold. Their course from the Arctic regions was so 1 roundabout and zigzag that they could notanake more than eighteen miles a day due south. - I lived in Kansas seven years, and, con trasting the seasons there with my native place in 44 deg. 30 min., noticed that the spring opened about six weeks sooner, but that the warm weather in the till was not prolonged. more than four weeks longer. Op the return of the cold in the fall there is clothing to obstruct its ad vance, as there as with the warm weath er in the spring. The great snow line retards the Seasons for Some degrees south of it for about two weeks. This middle region, from 88 deg. to 80 deg., is the region of sudden changes and fluctuations. It is in this region there is but little win e/veal:nage in a state of nature. North of this great snow line, where the anowcare comparatively light, and. 'ahem the winter, coming on sadden - jy, treeackup at the gears while green, And winter, there is more or lanpaaturage (or mush animals as mu endure cold, and can paw or dig under the snow. As there are no thaws itt the winter, there is no emit on the snow. The horse paws but the buffalo knocks the snow aside with his enormous bend. LlEherds of hones are raised on the tehawan, in north latitude 55 deg, and are newt fed in the winter. Large herds of buffalo also winter on the &Ault chawan an 4 the upper branches of the Mackenzie river. Between this region of light snowsand unvarying cold in winter and 38 deg. there is a broad belt of, say, 12 degrees of latitude where the grass is so scorched and bleached by alternate freezing and thawing as to unfit for re liable winter pasture. We only find win ter pasturing again when we get so far south as to go beyond severe freezing. The Josh 1310 Jugs Paper. The Cat awl the liCanameoe. -.--. The cat is called a domestik animile, but I never hay yet:bin able tew tell wherefore. You kant trust one enny more than you kan a case of the goat. There iz only one mortal' that you kan trust a cat with, and cu l l ont even, and that iz a bar of hard so . They are as meek az amiss, but as full of deviltry as Judas Iscaratt. They will harvest a dozen ov young chickens for you, and then steal into the sitting room, as softly as an undertaker, and lay themselfs down on the rug, at pure feet, full ov injured innocence and chicken, and dream of their childhood days. Alt there is abottt a cat, that is domes tik, that I kno ov, is that yn kant loose One. You kart loose a eat—they: are as bard to loose as a- bat reputation. You may send one out tor the State, dun up in a meal bag , and marked "C. 0. D., ' and the nest 'nothing you will find him, or her, (according tew ces,) in the same old spot, alongsideov the kitch en story teddy to'be stepped on. Cats hay got two good ears for melody, and often make the night atmosphearme lodions with their opera musk But the most wonderful thing about a cat that has been diskovered yet is their fear ov death. Yu.kant induce ono by entry ordinary means to accept or death—they aktooally ekorn tew die. Yu may kill one as much as yon bar a mind to, and they will begin life anew in a few minutes, with a more flattering prospektua. Dogs I love, they carry their cridcn tials in their faces, and knot hide them, but the bulk of a cat's reputation lays buried in their strumuk, as unknown tew themselfs as tew enny boddy else. Thare is only one thing about a cat taat I qua -.1.-••• a. t h ey ~„„ y e " cheap---tt lit tle money, well iaveEell, wi go a grate ways in cuts. Cats are plenty in this world just now I counted 18 from my boardinghouse window one moonlite nite last summer, and it wasn't a fustrate nite for cats neither. The kangaroo is an overgrown monkey. They are fello-citizens ov Aftllca, and spend most ov their leszure momenta on foot. They have four legs, but their fore legs ain't ov much use to them; they do malt ov their aktual bizuess with their hind legs. They travel a good deal az a frog dnz—on the jump. Kangaroos are very nsluab/e in their place, and Afrika is the place for them. I have thought if the whole of Afrika had been planted with kangaroos, and none ov it with other .people, it would have been full as good •a crop to know what to do with. Kangaroos list von., ronts, gras and herbs; and kan ouipmto anything in the wilderness. In the face they resemble the deer, but in the length of their tails they resemble a whole herd of deer. A kangaroo's tail iz, a living kuriosity. In its general habits it looks and akts like a rat's tail, but in size you must multiply it by six thousand and up wards. • What on arth a kangaroo wants so much tail for haz bothered the philoso phers fur ages, and I understand that lately, at one ov their seientillek meet ings, they hay gis it up. The philosophers git beat oftener than anybody I know ov, but they seldom giy a thing up; but the kangaroo's tail waz too mutch for them. But a kangeroo's tail don't bother me any more than a kite's duz; a bob-tailed kangaroo on the jump would act just like a bob-tail kite duz in the air. Whenever I cum acrost anythieg in natur than I kno at once that it iz all right, fur natur never made envy blunders in the animals; if she has failed enny where, it is in man. Natur gave man reason, and showed him how to use it, but man love to open the throttle-valve and let reason hum. This accounts for his running oph from the track so often and gitting bust up. I never kon a kangaroo to boat up. Mirk Tondo's Advice to Litile;Ghte. Good little girls ought not to make mouths at their teachers for every trilling offence. This retaliation should only be resorted to under peculiarly aggravated circumstances. If you have nothing' but a rag doll stuffed with saw dust, while one of your more fortunate little playmates has a costly china one, you should treat her with a show of kindness nevertheless. And you ought not to attempt to make a forcible swap with her unless your conscience vapid justify pm in it and you know yod are Olefo dolt. You ought never. to take your little brother's chewing gum" away from him by main force ; it is better to rope him in with the promise of the first two dollars and a half you find Resting down the riv e r on a grindstone. In the artless simplicity natural to his time of I* b e will regard it as a perfectly fair transac tion. In all ages of the world this emi nentty plausible fiction has lured the ob tuse infant to financial rain and. disas ter.. If any time you find it news/try - to correct your brother, do not correct him with mud—rietror on any semiunt throw mud at him, because it will soil his cloth e& It is better to scald him a little; for then you attain desirable results—you secure his immediate attention to the lessons you are inculcating, and at the same time your hot water will hare a tendency to remote impurities from his person—and possibly the skin also, in Vote. If your mother tells you to do a thing, it is wrong to reply that you wont. It is better and more becoming to intimate that you will do as she bids you, and then afterwards act 9nietly in the mat ter according to the dictates of your bet ter judgment. You should ever bear in mind that it is to your kind parents that you are in debted for your food and nice bed, and for your beautiful clothes, and for the privilege of staying home from school when you let on you are sick. Therefore you ought to respect their little prejudic es and humor their little whims, and put up with their foibles until they get to crowding you too much. Good little girls always show marked deference for the aged. You ought never to "sass" old people unless they "sass" you first. troettill Hints. WHITENING FLANNEL.—It i 8 said that flannel, which has become yellow by age, may be restored to its original whiteness by the use of a solution of one and a half pounds of white" Marseilles soap in fifty pounds of soft river water, to which is added two-thirds of an ounce of spirit of salammonic, and the whole thorough ly mixed. The flannel is to be emersed in this solution and well stirred around, and afterwards washed off in pure water. The same result may also, it is said, be obtained still more quickly by emersing the flannel for an hour in a dilute solu tion of acid sulphate of soda, and then stirring in dilute hydrochloric acid, in the proportion of one part of acid to fifty of water. The vessel is then to be covered over and allowed to remain for a quarter of an hoar, when the articles are to be removed and thoroughly washed. —The. Meat preserving business at Melbourne, Australia, it is said, is very successful, several factories being in opera tion, and the demand for canned meats having rapidly increased both in England and Australia. During the last six months of 1889, the Melbourn Meat Preserving Company put up 160,752 sheep and 680 bead of cattle, the former costing 8291,585 end the latter 818,490. The wages amounted to 8421,065 and the profits are estimated at 8.55,000. At first the meat arrived in England in a condi tion unfit for food, but two years' ex perience has instructed the manufacturers so that the business has become profita ble. This branch, it is reported, has kept up the pnce of sneep cnat toe contemplated abandonment of the stock raising farms has been paevented. Sheep in Australia are selling at $1,74 per head, and one company at Melbourne has in creased its consumption to 600 sheep a week. AN INTERESTING EXPERIMENT.-Dr. Rhichardson recently delivered the con cluding lecture of his course on Experi mental Medicine for the session of 1869-- 70. It was remarkable for a very curious experiment, which appears to, show that there is D direct and almost immediate passage of substances in the gaseous form through all the tissues of the body, and especially through the coats of veins. Dr. Richardson introduced a line tube through the nostril of a rabbit into the cranial cavity. Air, or carbonic acid gas, pumped through this tube, instantly made its apperance in the right cavities of the heart. The car bonic acid darkened the blood and stop ped the systolic action. Atmospheric air rendered the blood on the right side arterial and restored the systole. At some future time Dr. Richardson promises to announce the results to which he may be led by following out this line of inquiry.. —Lancet. To KEEP A BOQUET A Morrn.—When you wish to preserve a boquet sprinkle it with fresh water, then put it into a vessel containing soap-suds; take the boquet out of the suds every morning and lay it sideways into the clean water. Keep it there a minute or two, then take it out and sprinkle the flowers lightly with water; replace it in the soap-suds and it will bloom as fresh as when first gathered; the soap-suds needs changing every three or four days. By observing these rules a boquet may be kept bright aud beauti ful for at least a month.— Ex. A Remarkable Discovery. By many it has been held as a theory that the Yuma desert was once an mean bed. At intervals pools of salt water have stood for a while in the midst of the surrounding waste of sand, disappear ing only to rise again in the some or other localities. A short time since one of these saline lakes disappeared, and a party of Indians repnrted the discovery of a "big ship" left by the receding wa ters. A party of Americans at once pro ceeded to the spot and found imbedded in the sands the wreck of a largo vessel. Nearly one-third of the forward part of ship or bark is plainly visible. The stump of the bow-spot remains, and portions of the timbers of teak are perfect. The wreck is located forty miles north of the San Bernardine and Fort Yuma mad, and thirty miles west of Los Palmos, a well known watering place on the desert. The road across tbedesert has been travel ed for more than one hundred years. Tao history of the ill-fated vessel can of course never be known, but the discovery of its decaying timbers, in the midst of what has long been a desert, will furnish mans with food for discussion, and msy perhaps furnish important aid in the elucidation of questions of- science. _ —An Engliatt wnter raye American early potato will loon die out, for as each neat variety is claimed to ripen ten days brfore any other, the time between plant ing and di ggi ng will soon be used up. —ltypo. shwa live with tbose who are lame, you will learn, yourself to limp. Applying tor a School., A gentleman from Bwampville was tell ing how many different occupations he bud attempted. Among others he had tried school teaching. " How long did you teach ?" asked a bystander. " \Val, I didn't- teach long ; that is I on ly went to teach." " Did you hire out ?" Wal, I didn't hire out; I only trent to hire out." " Why did you give it up?" " Wal, I give it up for some reasons or nnther. lon see, I traveled into a dees , trict and inquired for the trustees. Some ! body said Mr. Snickles was the man I , wanted to see. So 1 found Mr. Suickles —named my object, introducing myself— ! and asked him what be thought &bout let tin' me try my luck with the big boys and unruly gals in the deestrict. lie wonted to kwow if I real y ootutitkrod my self capable; and I told him I wouldn't mind his askingin ,, me a few easy questions in 'rithmetic and jography, or show my hand-writing. lie said no, never mind, he could tell a good teacher by his gait. " Let me see you walk off a little ways," said he, "and I can tell jis's well's I'd heard you examined," said he. He sot in the door as be spoke, and I thought he looked a little skittish ; hut I was consid% ruble frustrated, and walked on as smart as I knowed how. 'He said he'd tell me when to stop, so I kep on till I thought I'd gone far enough—then s'spected ?thing was to pay, and looked round. We?, the door teas she', and, Sn;ckira was gone. "Did you go back." "Wal, no—l didn't go back." "Did you apply fur another school ?" " Wal, no—l didn't apply fur another school," said the gentleman from Swamp title. "I rather Judged my appearance was against me."—Nete York Outoitted by a Negro. An enterprising business man of Itart ford runs two branches of trade, to wit: A grocery and fish market. The gro cery himself, the fish market by a deputy, and ever night the latter makes returns of the proceeds of the day's business to the proprietor. A day or two since, the grocer found in his fish market returns a ^ounterfiet five-dollar bill. lie didn't like to lose it, and he didn't quite want to to take the chances of trying to pass it. So he called an old darkey who was bung ing about the premises and said to him : ;.Sam, here's a live dollar bill that's a little doubtful If you'll take it and pass it, I'll give you a dollar of the change." " Very welt': said Sam, and he took the bill and went off. Later in the day he returned, having accomplished the feat, and handed over four dollars in good moiler to the grocer. That night grocer, i n counting the cash return from his fish market, was more surprised than delighted to find the iden tical five in the pile. " Look here," said he sharply to his fish maricet clerk, " here's a countertiet bill— who'd ye take it of? didn't you know 'twas bad ?" The Clerk took it and looked at it a moment " Oh—yes," said lie, I remember now ; I took it of Sam, the darks. I thought it was a little doubtful, and wasn't going to take it, but he said he got it of you, so I thought it was all right." Further explanation was unnecessary. Slurs on Women. Ata recent dinner in New York, at which no ladies were present, a man, in responding to the toast, " Woman," dwelt almost solely on the fruility of the sex, claiming that the best among them were little better than the worst, the chief dif ference icing in their surroundings. At the conclusion of the speech, a gen tleman present rose to his feet and said: "I trust the gentleman in the applica tion of his remarks, refers to his own moth er and sisters, not ours."— The effect of this most just and timely rebuke was overwhelming; and the ma ligner of woman was convered with con fusion and shame. This incident serves an excellent pur pose in prefacing a few words on the sub pct. Of all the evils prevalent among men, we know of none more blighting in its moral effect than the tendency to speak slightly of the virtue of women. Nor is there anything in which young men are so thoroughly mistaken as in the low es timate they form of the integrity of wo man—not of their own mothers and sis ters, thank God, but of others, who, they forget, are somebody else's mother and sin ter. Plain words should be spoken on this point, for the evils is a general one, deep rooted. If young men are sometimes thrown into the society of thoughtless or even lewd women, they have no more right to measure all other women, by what they see of these than they would have to estimate the character of honest and respectable citizens by the develop. ments of crime in our Police Courts. Let young men remember that their chief happiness in life depends upon their faith in women. No worldly wisdom, no misanthrope philosophy, no generaliza tion van cover or weaken this fundamen tal truth. It stands like the record of God himself—for it is nothing less than this—and should pot and everlasting seal upon lips that ars wont to speak alighily of women. Causes s of Sudden Deaths. Very few of the sudden deaths which are said to arise from " disease of the heart" do really arise from that cause. I To ascertain the reel origin of sudden deaths, experiments hare been tried in Europe,. and reported to a scientific con gress LießtArtt, Strasbourg. Sixty-six cases of sudden-death were made the subject of a thorough post-mortem examination ,- in these cases only two were found who had died from disease of the heart. Nine out of the sixty-six had died frota spoplaxy, while there were forty-aix cases of con gestion of the lungs—that is the lungs were so full of blood they could wet wort, VOLUME XXVII, NUMBER 51. there: not being room enough for a suffi cient quantity of air to enter . to support life. The causes that produce congestion of the lungs--cold feet, tight clothing, costive bowels, sitting still chilled after being warmed with labor or a rapid walk, going too suddenly from a close heated room into the cold air, especially after speaking, and sudden depressing news op erating on the blood. The causes of sud den death being known an avoidance of them may serve to lengthen many valua ble lives, which would otherwise be lost under the verdict of "heart complaint.' That disease iil supposed to be inevitable, incurable ; hence many may not take the pains they would to avoid sadden death, if they knew it lay in their power. -- -......----- The Way To Blanket Horsey. But few persons comparatively under stand how to apply a_ lanket to a bone to prevent him from contracting a eolltL ; We frequently see the blanket folded double and across the rump and part .of the animal's back, leaving those parts of the body which need protection entirely exposedto the cold. Those parts of the body of a horse which surround the lungs require the benefit of a blanket in preference to its flanks and rump. When we are exposed to a current of cold air, to guard against an injury from contracting cold, we shield our shoulders, neck, chest and back. If these parte be protected, the lower part of the body will endure a degrets of cold fir more intense, without any injury to the body, than if the longs were not kept with suitable covering. The same thing holds good in the protection of horses. The blanket should cover the neck, withers and shoulders, and be brought around the breast and buttoned or buckled together as closely as a man buttons his overcoat when about to face a storm. Let the lungs of a horse be well protected with a hdavy blanket, and he seldom contracts cold, even if the hindmost _parts of his body are not convened. Many of our hest teamsters protect the breast of their horses by a piece of cloth, about two fest square, hanging down from the lowerend of the collar. This is an excellent prac tice in cold weather, as the moat impor tant parts of animals are constantly shel tered from the cold wind, especially when travelling toward a strong current. The forward end should be made to fit a closely around the breast of a horse as our garments fit onr bodies. Most horses take cold as readily as men, if not blank eted while standing, after exercising suf ficiently to produce prespiration. SO long as the horse is kept in motion, there is little danger of his suffering from cold; but allow him to stand for a few minutes, without a blanket to protect.hisshoulder* and hinge, and he will take cold sooner than man. :,-o — "John Smith, come up with your lesson. What does g-1-a-ss spell ?" "Well I knew once, but darned if I don't forget now." "Pshaw! what's in your mother's: win dow sashes r "Them is so many things that blowed if I can remember them all. Let me See —there's the hoes blanket in one plate, brother Jobs hat in another, and sister Patience's bonnet in another, and dad's old breeches in the hole that Zeb and I made yesterday." "Ttt - ke a run out. Jhonny ; you may go and play for a while. ALL &p . m. HERE.—It is related of the Duke of Wellington that once when he re mained to hike the sacrament at his par ' ish church, a very poor old man had gone' up the opposite aisle and reaching the communion table knelt down at the side •of the Duke. Some one—a pew owner probAly--rnme and toucheu the poor man on the shouldier, and whispered to him to move further away or rise and wait until the Duke had ,received the , bread and wine. But the eagle eve and quick cur of the great. commander caught the meaning of that touch and that whits per. Ile clasped the old man's hand, to prevent him from rising, and in a rever ential undertone, but most distinctly said : " DO 114 more—we are all equal here.' :W 5 An individual, possessing uutuig takable evidence of African extraction, was arniigned for larceny . . The judge was dignified, but said, with severe pro ellee ; "Are 7ou guilty or not r Via." "Did you steal those clothes ?" he re pentad. 'Golly, boss, clar never done it.' " This man says you did." " lie aint nothing' but white trash." "And what are you?" "Me ! Why don't you know me r —ln Tamaqua, the Mountain City of Pennsylvania. has resided for many Tears an old colored individual, by occupation a barber, who was one day complaining of his sufferings from dyspepsia, and attrib uted his ailment to the fad of his having no teeth, by which he was unable to pro perly masticato his food. " Well, Simon,l said a bystander, " why don't you get a set of false teeth ? They wouldn't cost you much." " Pulse tee(!" exclaimed Si mon. "0 no sah ; no you dont. Ise had jest all the teef lao gwine to have in my motif. Ise suffered more with de tooth ache don I ever did wid do spepsy, and I is glad enuff to get diet of my teeL You don't git mo' teef in my mouf—no tab. " TAUTIL AND FALssuoon.--Falsehood flies swift as the wind, and Truth creeps behind at a anail'e pace: But Falsehood makes so many twisting", that Truth, keeping steadily on; looking neither •b the right nor to the left, overtakes herb*• fore long. —Among the Sunday school children of a certain church,was a poor little fel. low. Ho could not tell the number of the house ; in which be bred,. and wai charged when be next came to school to bring it. The next time de aneated was askedif he brought the nnother. "No iiirl ) taid ho. "It Wu nailed on the door so tight that I couldn't get it dr