BIMITZI:ES. Anecdote of the War.
gr. Ell. '11.23 El LL EC circrems.
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MONTI TICE COST 1101381,
Its better to carve yearr name an A few days after the evacuation of
hearts than marble. Richmond by the Confederate forces,
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--Zifercuks go- of '
—Mythological festivity—Bercules go- I Colonel Y., of the 990th Ohio 'Volunteers, I
lag ta divae with his club. while in command of a small detachment ;
was on a scout in that portion, of the .
—A man may live justly by avoiding vineyard known as East Tennessee, and
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what he blames in others. not tar from the home of Andrew John
-Vie only persons who really enjoy . son. being some distance from camp,
bad health ere the doctors. and not knowing the country, the Colon
-When is an Ox not au ox ? When it
el halloed at a hig-hat on the opposite
side of the river, from the chlmney of
is turned into a meadow. which the smoke was curling, indicating
—Prise inquirer s— internal revenue as- it to be inhabited. In response to the
sessors and census enumerators. hail, a thorough-bred, mossy-backed
--Pllp_ the flue," is Californian for mountaineer, evidently a nabob, counting
"where themoodbine twineth." his wealth by the number of hounds that
yelped at his heels,.appeared. and through
—What is it that nobody wants, yet no- the mingled howls and barks he managed
body likes to lose ? A lawsuit. to hear him say:
—Lawyer's months are like turnpike " What der yer want ?"
gates—never open except for pay. " Have you heard," said Colonel Y.,
"that Richmond is taken ?"
—Bakers, in one respect at least, follow The mossy
to mountaineer replied
Natara—they rise in the y-east. not, seeming to be dumfounded at the
—Patsy Murphy calls the vehicle in announcement.
which he carts mud a wheel-ociixde. " Don't you know," continued the gory
—The wa for le to win golden Ohio chieftain, "that the Yankees have
opinions is to y
have p p len eop ty of brass. taken Richmond at last ?"
The mossy-backed answered that he
—What part of speech is kissing—a "hadn't hearn nuthin'."
conjunction. " Well," said the Colonel, "they have.
—lt is hard to remember the poor on a Can't you give three cheers for the old
full stomach. tlag ?"
"0, my Lord, Mister Yank:" replied
—Ugly features in Congress—the noes i
Mot isV -backed resident of the cot, -we
(nose) in both houses. 1 -..
layn t got but three cheers in , the house,
—A farmer gathers what he sows,while and one o' them's a stale !"
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a seams -sews what she gathers. Nu "hooray" to be had there.
—Some girls are like old muskets
they use a good deal of powder to catch
very small game.
—lt does not follow because a book is
curtailed that it should also ha dog-eared.
F —Grand trunk railroads—all the rail
roads is the country during the Saratoga
season.
—Why is a pig with a twisted tail like
the ghost of Hamlet ? Because it could a
tale nnfold.
—ln pocket-picking, as in everything
else, a man never succeeds until he gets
his hand. in. ,
—ln a game of cards a good deal de
pends on good playing, and good playing
on a good deaL
—The Boston reporters talk of getting
up a new badge, and sonic one suggests a
pump in active motion.
—ln Bates county, Mo., on Tuesday
last, John Hitt was married to Mary
Miss. A palpable bit.
—ls there any good reason why a man
who never pays his bootmakcr should be
culled " s free-booter ?
—A bald caded man may always ex
pect to find a friend and sympathizer in
a manufacturer of wigs.
—The proverb that stolen kisses are
sweet, is enforced by the fact that they
generally come from lasses.
—Young women often keep their lor
era by tears. " Yes," says Grumwig.
" love, like beef, is best preserved with
brine."
—An old toper being refinest: d to de-'
fine hard drinking, said, "it was sitting
on a rock and sipping cold water."
—The contemplated transit across the
East River is like a llibernian offer of
marriage ; it is a proposal to bridge it.
—lt is not likely that a set of Chinese
gardeners would be able to mind at the
same time both their Peas and their
Queus.
—Grant says Le don't care anything
about the party of the future ; all he
cares about is the party of the present—
the one that presents him cigars, &c.
—The only thing farmers need be
afraid of 'running into the ground"—the
ploughshare.
—Mr. Richmond's little boy in Goshen
tried to shoot a cat, but brought down a
younger sister instead. Unfe HO youth.
—lt is nearly as impossibleito get mon
ey out of a miser as it would be for a
bachelor to get lamb chop from a batter
ing ram.
—Under the head of "crimes and cas
ualties," a rural paper mentions the fact
that a rival editor has just published a
book.
—lt was said of one who remembered
everything that he lent bnt nothing that
he borrowed, that he has lost half his
memory.
—The miscalled Century plant is said
to bloom when it is thirty years old.
Hence it should be calked the thirty per
century plant.
—Why should a common soldier who
has been in the ranks a long time be
afraid to meet an excise officer ? Because
he's a private still
e of the religious papers has a con
demnation of those popularity-seeking
preachers who gives a " hogshead of
words to every pint of sense."
—Josh Billings says that "one ov the
hardest things for a man tew is to fall
down on the ice when it is wet, and then
git up and praze the Lord."
—The neat thing in dog robes this fall
is to have the family monogram in gilt
upon the blanket. ~clog without a mon
ogram blanket is of no account
—After all there is not much difference
between the followers and opponents of
Dr. Jenner. The one are vaccinators and
the others are vaccine-haters.
—To make a woman scold, give her a
husband who comes home drunk.
—The New Orleans ladies have eleva
ted their spinal columns because they
don't have a separate entrance at the post
office.
—Experience in Virginia has demon- I
strated that it takes a negr, o juryman just
four minutes to go to sleep after he has
taken his seat in the box.
—A Lafayette (Ind.) newspaper says,
that theatreets and alleys of that city are
in such a sad eonditiou of filth that the
street commissioner has to wear a clothes
pin on his nose when he goes his rounds.
--Japan has sent en observation corn
pany'of nineteen officials of high rank.
including an imperial prince, to the seat
of war in Europe.
Orin Berlin they are estimating the
expenses of the war already. The cost of
the military action of Germany is set
down at"l2o million francs, direct losses
1230 millions, indirect losses 2340 Ina
iioDlL War compensation ftir the recon
quered territory, Alsace and Lorraine,
especially Strasbourg, 200 millions. To
tal, 4930 millions of francs.
Milking with Dry Hand'.
A writer on this subject says: I believe
that much of the milk gets tainted with
noxious or bad odors before it reaches the
pail. Some persons and hired help es
pecially, have a habit of wetting their
lingers with milk once in a while, and
wetting the row's teats, as they say to
make them milk easier. Now this wet
ting process causes much foul matter to
drop from their hands, or the teats, into
the pail, while milking. This isall wrong.
Cows can be milked as easy with dry
hands as wet ones. I have been in the
habit of milking cows, and although I
have met with some hard milkers that
require their teats to be softened in order
to draw their milk, I have generally found
it both easier and pleasanter to milk with
dry hands. If the teats are dirty, the
udder should be washed with tepid water
and allowed to dry before milking, and if
the teats are very hard and tough to draw,
the cow had better be turned into beef,
or kept to raise calfs from.
Crime Not Forgotten
SeN 011 rears ago a Loudon bank was
robbed of 01,00 by a fellow named
Janes, and so well had he laid his plans
that he made hood his escape with his
booty. But the police of London never
forgot his great crime. The robber's
familv wits placed under surveillance, and
when, trusting that time had effaced the
recollection of the robbery from the pub.:
lic mind, they ventured, two weeks ago,
to sail to Canada to meet the silty hus
band and father, from whom they had
been so long separated, the sleuth hounds
of justice accompanied them. On Thurs
day was a happy family meeting in To
ronto—the sorrow of seven years' sepera-
Lion was swept away in blissful reunion—
when the tender setae was lankly inter
rupted by several u n poet ieal policemen,
who took the crestfallen Jones into custo
dj to answer fur his apparently'-forgotten
crimes.
The following anecdote of Beecher i
has been made public:
It seems he has observed. the injustice i i
of obliging men to work on Snndays, and '
preached a sermon on it. Next day he
entered into conversation with a car driv
er. while riding down to Fulton Ferry,
and asked if he did not think some plan
might be adopted to dispense with the
need of running the cars all day Sunday.
The driver being in entire ignorance of
the name and nature of the interrogative
friend. made a frank reply:
" Yes, sir, I think they might; but
there's no hope of it, so long as they keep
1 that d— lieecher's theatre open in
Brooklyn. The cars have to run to
accommodate that."
It Was hardly necessary to add that the
driver's remark was a 'home thrust,' and
was considered so good that Beecher told
of it himself.
A Fair Hit.
Two wags passing out of town on the
GalTeston road, says the Kansas Tribune,
were struck with the beauties of Lawrence.
" Whose place is that F" said one of
them.
"That is the lordly residence of Major
George A. Rey°lds. Cost thirty thousand
dollars."
" \\ - hat is his business ?"
" Indian Agent."
"What is has salary, and how long has
he held his office ?"
"Two years, at fifteen hundred dollars
a Tear."
"Lord, what did the honest fellow do
with the rest of his salary ?"
" Started his brother and two other
honest men in the newspaper business to
denounce corruption."
A humorous young man was driving
a horse, which was in the habit of stop
ping at every house on the road side
Passing a country tavern where were col
lected together some dozen countrymen,
he stopped, in spite of the young man,
who applied his whip with all his might
to drive the vicious horse on, the men on
the porch commenced to laugh, and some
inquirigl if he would sell that horse.
"Yes," said the young man, "but I cannot
recommend him, he once • belonged to a
butcher, and stops whenever he hears any
calf bleat."
The crowd retired to the bar room in
silence.
-.Ow
The ye" has succeeded the "Dip"
New York's favored dance.
The extinction of the buffalo in twenty
years is predicted.
Nilssou's five concerts in Philadelphia
brought Str.skosch $20,000 gross receipts.
Syracuse is jubilant over a second crop
of grapes.
Columbus Walker, of Belleville, Ind.,
has married the famous "bearded lady."
One of our popular preachers says :
I have great hope of a wicked man
slender hope of a mean one. A wicked
man may be converted and become a
presemient saint. A mean man ought to
be converted six or seven times, one right
after the other, to give him a fair start sad
put him on an equality with a bold wick
ed mad.
MONTROSE, PEN:VA.
JOHN S. TABEIELL, Proprietor.
Eight Stares lease this House daily connecting with
the D. L. & W., the Ede, and the igh Valley LiaiL
ways. [Jelly Leh6*
CALL AT
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Where you will find
The Largest Stork, the Best Assortment, and
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N. B.—All Goods sold warranted as represen
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Binghamton, Aug. 23, 1870.—1 y
HARDING & HAYDEN,
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IF BUTTER, CHEESE, EGGS, POEL-
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REFERENCE&
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July 18,
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Jan. 6, 1,2611-17
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Rats d Gape, Buffalo Robes, Ladles Fors, hoop
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We hang out no fidse colon, but mean Just
what we say.
making Floor a specialty, our stocit of
PEED, PEAL, SALT, LIEN CEMENT,
GROCERIES, PRO VISIONS, the.
Will be kept firll and sold at very email pmfits.
H. OARRATT & BON.
New Milford, March 2, 1e70.-17
BURNS & NICHOLS
DRUGGISTS & APOTIIECARIES,
Karp regularly' 'applied With lIIIADISLTEIIATID
Drugs and Medicines. Chemiesla, Dye Stu ff s. Winos
Liquors, Paints, Oils and:Vartsh, Perfumery,
Finney Soaps, Yabiter3Notioim, &e.
Fresh from New York City.
All the most popular PATENT MEDICINES sold In
this section, among which may be found
Arre's and Jayne's Penally Medicines, Ilentbnid's Ho
ehn Sebenek's Palmerile Syrup and Sea Weed
Tonle, Driponeo'• and Cheeeernen'• Fe
male Pills. t oogh Finielun,
Wishart's Pine Tree Kornis'.
now. Hal, }kneeler, Ring', Ambrosia. Kennedy's Med
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Hostetter 's litomach Bitters,
And many other Medan! rani value ar.d merit. In fact
MU Stock embraces • line assortment of everything usu
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rarrmeriptiona receive particular attention, and
e earofolly and promptly compounded.
a • Store formerly occupied by J. Etheridge- -
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NEW FIRM,
"NEW GOODS
The wthscrlbrrs •ro now roceiring from N•w York •
new •nd fresh stock of
GROCERIES & PROVISIONS,
which will be sold - at a krw figure for curb. Among the
numerous ertliden may b found
Flour, Hams, Dried Reef, Smoked Halibut, Cod-
futh, Mnektrel, d-e
T. Coffee, Sagan., Rice, Mace, Worsterehiro :Leer
Canned Peaehea, Pears. Ptne Apples. avre...t Corn, Toms
toes, Quinces, and Plum , . Cocoa, Fa,lna,
);strati Lemon, etc. ate.
All kinds of SPICES, Citron, Orange Peel, etc
CROCKS:UT 2 GLASSWARE.
A No 1 Chewing and Smoking Tobacco, eta
An of whirl ean be warranted as Itnet elms good., sad
cheat.
To addition to the Gowery trade, we been purchased
Geo. C. HllT's News Office, where you can finds good
eelection of Stationery, Books, Daily, Weekly and
Monthly Pepers, Magazines. Docks and papers not on
hand will be ordered and furnished on short notice with
out extract:Large, Special cue OW= to orders. No trou
ble to Dhow goods--so drop in loot see for youreelves.
tir^Good. delivered without eaten charge.
H. J. wills, I
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Montrose, May 18, SRO.
PI:TRE WINES,
We have Prat received an assortment of Lake and
Wound Vineyard Wines. from Meyers. Morrow
Chanbertin. New York, which foe richnessand darer they
ray are nnanrrppaa~~sod and that ppalebaeerw can rely upon
their panty—Leiuß ftee from adulterations of any kfad.
The trade mark of the Slat appears upon every bottle,
both on label and seal.
BURNS B NiCHOLS.M
Montrose,Feb. 5,1861.—y
SCRANTON
STEAM COFFEE & SPICE MILLS.
All kinds of Pure Spices.
C. W. KIRKPATRICK & CO.
Wholesale Dealers in
TEAS, COFFEES, SPECIES, IRESTAIIID.
CREAM TARTAR, &c.
No. 517 Lackawanna Avenue, a few doors east
of the Wyoming House.
We arind all our Spices and Coffee. Coffee
roasted and MATO to order, at the shortest no•
tice, and as chimp as in any city.
C. W. KIRKPATRICK,
IL B. SEARLE.
Scranton, Sept. 21, 1870.-3 m
deist3l[ po n blish i X W a neor Wr e:dlgon oW of il Da. •
ATlty B1•411•Y on the radical run
ffwith.
out medicine) d SesnIIATOILMIMA, or Becalm:a Weak
ness , involuntary Seminal Losses. 1111.01711 CT. Nankai
and Physical lucapacity. Impedimenis to Marriage.
etc. : also, Oosmomptiou. Epilepsy. and Fits, induced
by self indulgence or sexual extravagance.
TM — Price. In • sealed envelope. onlya cents.
The celebrated author. in Oita admirable essay, clear
ly demonetrotea from thirty years' successful pract
ice, that the 011112111 ff consequences of self-abase may
radically cured without the dangerous use of internal
medicine or the application of the knife; by means of
which every sufferer. no matter what his condition may
hea p :l4 l one himself cheaply. privately, and rodicorly.
is Lecture should be lo the lands of every
ponth and man in the land.
Sent. under salt, in • plain envelope, to soy addrees
p ostpaid on soceipt et six coots, or two poet Mumps.
Also, Dr. Colverweirs "Marriage Guide," price eS
Cents.
Address the Publishers.
CIIAB. J. C. KLINE & CO.,
117 Bowery, New York, Poet Mess Box 4,888.
Aug. 81, 1870.-1 y
Wells' Carbolic Tablets.
An entailing , remedy for Ast hma . l Difficulties,
Cotts, Colds, Hoarseness, Mother* [lmmo
of the Monet or Windpipe and all Catarrhal disarms.
The wonderftd modem discovery of Carbolic Acid. Is
destined to become one - of the greatest biesalllgS SUS/Mal,
kind In its applkatics to diseases of the throat, and Its
= mi asmal . re qindltics to all affections of the Chem. and
Dr. Wells' Carbolic Tablets
bentdes the great itetnedtal agent, Carbone Add coa
ted= other Ingredients unlvervally recommended, which
eoultdne, goodoetne • blot twee b
&w ain = better adapted for Osman of public ..
any peeparstlon ever hefts offered to the. •
TOR COUGHS IN COWS
DB •SPELL'S CARBOLIC TABLETS.
era I sus eon. TRY THEM.
BOLD ST DBUOQUII3.
TO PHYSICIANS.
Haw Tom. August 15th, IN&
Allow Ea to e tll sour attention to my Prepanttion of
COMPOUND EXTRACT of BUCHU
The component parts are Beebe, Long Leaf, Cubebs,
Juniper Burin.
Hone or PRISPAIIATION,—Ituchn. in vacua Juniper
Beiries, by dimillation, to term • fine gin. Cabes ex•
trotted by disphscement with spirits obtained from
proportions ; very little sugar Is used. and a small
propo of spirit. It more palatable than any
now to
1360.
Beebe. an prepared by Droguinto. Is of a dark color.
It Iv a plant that emits its fragrance ; the action of a
Came destroys this (Its active principle). leaving a
dark end glatlnons decoction. Mine Is the color of In •
gredients. The Hoehn in my preparation predomin•
Mee; the samilest quantity of the other Ingredients
are added, to prevent fermentation ; upon Inspection.
It will be found not to be • Tincture, as mode In Phar
inamtprea. nor Is it a Syrnp—and therefore ran be need
in cases whem fever or Inflammation exist. In this
you hove the kn
owledge of the Ingredients and the
mode of preparati
Hoping that you will favor or with a Welland that
upon lospection It will meet with your approbation.
With a feeli of confidence.
am
very respectfully.
IL T. 116L311101.H,
Chemist and Druggist of 16 years experience.
[From the largest Ilisnefse•forine Chemists in the
Worid.)
Boycotts's 4'.1554.
•• 1 am sevinsinted with Mr. U. T. Ilel mbold ; he
espied Ow Drvie-titore opposite m. residence ,
an oc
d was
successful In conductive the bovines. , when, others had
not been eqoally se before him. I have been favora
bly Impreswed with hit rherarter and rntarprio,"
WILLIAM WEBBITM AN.
Fin. of Powers & eightmen. 31anufarlaring
Chemists, Ninth and Brown Streets. Philadel
phia.
TIRLSIBOLD'S FLUID EXTRACT BUt FL,
for weakness teleing from indiscretion The ex an. -
td powers of Natere wnich ate accompanied by no ma.
ny alarming symptom•, among whiehosiil Ir funnel im
disposition to Exertion,°Memory, Wakefulness.
Ilersor of Disease, Of Fercbodings of Evil—in fact,
Unisertal Lassitude. Prostration, and inability to oh.
ter into the todnyment• orsociety. •
The Como llntion, once affected with Otganic Weak
neve requires the aid of 'Medicine to strengthen and in
',figurate the, which
lIELMIIOLDII EXTRACT DUCIIU
Invariably dees. If no treatment is submitted to, Con
gumption or insanity ensure
Ilnuannt.P's rt.rtn F.rrnse? or Unity. In affections
peeollar to Female.. Iv no ailed by any othirr prepn.
ration, e• in Chloroapi. or Retention. Pelnfulnete or
Poporeaelon el enstomary evarnatlone, Ulcerated or
Achim State of the Uterua, arid ;nod complaints inci
dent to the sea., or the decline or change of life.
fleimbold's Extract Burhtt and Improred
Rose Wash
mill radically exterm loot e from the rratem dleenace art
sing from habits of dlikolpntion. at llct,e exprm.e, little
or no rhunde In diet, no Inconrenienre or espnoure
completely •uper•edlng thoee unplemoint and dunger.
on. remadteu, Copes& and Mercury, In .11 there disci.-
Use Tlelmhold'n Fluid Extrnet of Ilnehn In nil dines*.
ee of these organs. whether VIIPitnC in male or female,
from whateeer canoe "whew,' mg. and no matter of how
long standing. It is pleonaot in tante nod odor, • • Im
mediate— In •erion, and morn strengthening than any
preparations of Bark or Irun.
Those varmint.. from broken down or delicate COlifiti
tutlunr, procure the remedy at mice.
The reader moot he estrum that, however Flight may
be the attack of the above powers la censors to •t.
feet the bodily health and [modal.
►ll the above diseases require the aid of a Diuretic,
NEWBOLD'S EXTRACT BUCHU
Is the Oreat Meat Diuretic.
SOLD Dr DRUGGISTS EVERTWIIERE
Price, $1.26 per Bottle-0 Bottles $0.30
Delivered to say address. Describe symptoms In all
commanication*.
Address IT. T. TIELWBOLD, Drug and Chemical
Warehouse, 891 Broadway, N. Y.
ilrYdone wite Wen done up tu steel entree ,
od oloPPer. oo4lmlla of my Chemical Warehouse
and signed
Jowl, 1410.-17. U. T. BILKDOLD
ABEL nTIUMJ.,
DBUGGZST, N021171305E, PA.
Le centhically nxelving
D'IlW GOODS
And keeps constantly on band a tell and desiseble ea
sortnient el genuine
DRUGS, MEDICINES, CIIRIDCALS,.LIQUORS,
Paints, Oil., Dye-Stntrs, Teas, Spices, and other Ono.
aeries, Stone Ware, • Wall and Window Paper, Glass. ,
ware, hut. Jars, 111mna, Lampe. Cbbosom ters
MO. O Waebletcry Oil, Tenuous' OIL Restsfoot 014 Bar
fined Whale OIL Unary, 011 es Oil, Spirits Turpen
tine. Ventilates, wed. Vinegar. Potash.
tested Lye . Lye. Aube Grease., Trusses. Supportees,Nettled
Instruments, Shoulder Braces, Whips, Guns. Pistols,
Cartridges. Powder, Shot, Lead. Gun Caps, Muting
Powder and Prise., V rutin*. Strings. Bows . etc. Flares ,
Fires. etc., Fish Hooks and Lines. Bar and Toilet Soaps,
Bur Oil. Hair Restorers. and Hair Dyes. Brushes,
Pocket gam , . Speciades,Bllrer Meted. Spoono,Porks,
Halves. tc. Ankles, a general assortment at
FANCY GOODS, JEWBLUY, and PRILFUNERT
All the learns end beat kinds of
PATNNT MEDICINES,
In short, nearly aver) thing to restore the sick, Id
piss.. the tome, to del ht the eye, to gratify the fancy,
and also to conduce to e real and substantial comfbrte
of Diu. Enumeration Is impracticable as it would ID
a newspaper. Call at the Drag and Variety Morn of
Montrose, Jan. 6, Ina.
FIULAI FOR SALE!
The schscriber offers for We hi. Varna situate in
the east part of New Milford township, containing
ONE HUNDRED A-ND SEVENTY.TIMEE ACM
123 aura improved, well watered by %brines, and a man
Mek. There are two borne.. one new. ind three hones.
one new. awl tdber ontboildinv. and tooimal orchard..
The land not Improved ia heavily timbe red.
Term, made easy. For thriller informotion call on Sr
address the imberther at New Milford. Sneifa Co. Pa.
Nov. 10, MI:O.—U JACOB WATNAIf.
STROUD At BROWN'S
Fire, Life, and Accident
GENERAL INSURANCE AGENCY,
711Lcsamtincimico, 3P,
CAPITAL REPRESENT®, over
Dome Insurance Co. of N. Y., Capital and
Surplus, 000.0t0
Insurance Co. of North America, Phll'a,
Capital and Surplus, 2,000,000
Franklin Fire Insurance CO., Phila, Pa.,
Capital and Slirpine, musics
Lyconaing County Mutual Insurance Co.of
Money, Penn's, Capital and Surplets,
Farmer's hi utuall nsurance Co. York, Pa_,
Capita' and Surplus, 700,000
Connecticut Mutual Life Inarinince Co. of
Dartford. Coon., paying 60
The notes
given (or half the premium la never to
be paid nodose any circumstances. he
policy will always be paid in full, and
the notes given op. Capital. 17,000,000
American Lite Insurance Co., Philadel
phia. Capital,
1,000,100
Travelers'lnsuranee Co. Dartford, Conn.,
Insuring against all kinds of accidents
Capital,
Dartford Fire Insurance Company. Hart
ford. Conn., Capital and Snrpiri•, 20,12:0,002
Putnam Fire Insumnee Co., LlanfOrd, Ct.,
! Capital.
1 Dartford Live Stock Insurance Company.
Insurance on all kinds el Live Stock,
seal sat then and death irom any
canoe. Capital, . $17.000,000
Lir All business entrusted to our care will be attrad
, ed to on fair terms, and all losses promptly adjusted.
Filr'nflice Outdoor east from Banking_ Ofilo• of W.
H. Cooper i Co., Turn pike et. Montrose, Pa.
STBOUD EL BROWN, Agents.
M. C. SUTTON, seq., Friemisville, Solicitor.
Cuts. H. lin ITU, Montrose, de
flrt.t.trios Stamen, Ceisaras L. Dan...
i Montrone, sp 1. 1567.
DOWN TOWN NEWS.
MINER AND COATS,
Aldo Street, 6 doom below Boyd'• Comer, Nlootrosa
FLOUR, GROCERIES, AND
PROVISIONS.
We are constantly sec nd now bars •8, head,
afresh stock 01 Goode In oar'', c, which we wlllssn
CHEAP ! CHVAI ! . CHEAP
for caob ,or exerts •go or prodses.
GOOD T 45.4.5,
COFFEE, SUGAR,
MOLASSES, SPICES,
PORK, FISH, LARD,
HAMS, DRIED FRUITS,
CLOVER é TIMOTHY SEED, Arc
Vre:hare refitted sod made additions to our Stock et
Pall, and ere now ready to forward Butter to the bort
commission hones. In New York, free of charge. sail
make! iheraladsancement• on consignment • .
Call and examine onr Stock before purchasing alas
whet, ander...since vmmeires rattle
GOOD QUALTTY & LOW PRICKS
of oar Goods
ffflX:ol
Montrose, Aprll IS, ISGO
HUNT BROTHERS,
SCRANTON, PA
• Wholesale t Retell Dealers la
HARDWARE, IRON, STEEL,
NAILS, SPIKES, SHOVELS,
BUILDER'S HARDWARE,
MINE RAI ILROAL. COUNTERD
d S MINING SUPPLIER.UNK & T RAIL SPINES
RA
CARRIAGE SPRING. S, AXLES, SKEINS AND
BOXES. BOLTS. NUTS and WASHERS,
PLATED BANDS. MALLEABLE
IRONS. HUBS. SPREES.
FELLORS, SEAT SPINDLES. BOWS, ,be.
ANVILS. VICES, STOCKS and DIES, BELLOWS.
II AMBERS. SLEDGES. PILES. /Lc. &c.
CIRCULAR AND MILL SAWS, SILTING. rA ennui'
TACKLE BLOCKS, PLASTER PARIS
CEMENT. HAIR & GRINDSTONES.
FRENCH WINDOW GLASS. urlangn • FINDINGS
FAIRBAN K'S SCALES,
Setiinton, March IR. 1933. 17
F URNITURE ESTABLISHMENT
•
OF WILLIAM W. SMITH.
Pxassx Ysta None': The extensive Furniture
Establishment of William W. Smith, having biros
refitted and greatly improved, the proprietor respect -
folly announces to the citizens of Montrose and vivial
ty, that he is constantly making and keeps on baud Inv
largest and best asssortment of
39 .2 1:7 . ..LNTITT.7Ft.333
to be found anywher this side of New York City.
Desks, Divan*. Tovretraclre Lounges, Footstools ke.
Center Lard, Pier. Toilet. Dining. Kitchen and
extension tables.
Cnoma —Cane and Woodseat Rockers, Cane. rag
and Wood•ents of every variety sad vtyle,
Itofasand Tetevyteteo, furnished on short notice.—
Cane seat chairs resealed.
SPRING BERR-
A large assortment--cheapest and best In the market
Cane Seat Chairs.
I am now enabledto supply my customers with a sew
sobstant MI cane seat chair, of home manufacture, which
will be found greatly superior to those formerly In
market, and yet are sold at a less pries.
CANE-SEAT CHAIRS RE-SEATED.
LAIr Ready made comes on hand or furnished at
short notice. Deane stomps In readiness If desired.
I employnone botcareful and experienced workmea.
I intend to do my work well, and sell It as low as can
be afforded.
WILLIAM W. SMITH.
Yontrose,Vati a 8; IBGB.
p lIRE LIQUORS.
eimrs NATIVE GRAPE MANDY, (Baffled
strictly pure and a wart:VW other Bandies, Inehtding
Cherry ltrendy, Cidenralrandy Cc. Nearly al i the &fer
ment kinds of Rum. Holland din, old Rye and Bourbon
Whiakey. Alcohol, Pare Spirit, Bay Hain, an., CODS4IIIV
ly on hand and for sale by
ABEL SORRELL.
Mention, Much nib, UM
CONGRESS WATER,` TORIILLLS
ABEL TURRELL.
$60.000,000
W. R. COATS