Wrung Green's Experience as on
Editor,
"Whooray! "Whooray!" I exclaimed,
raahin' into the kitchen door, one morn
in' last spring,. and addressing' Mfrs.
Greene. "I've been invited to edit the
Skeensboro Fish Atom. Fame, madame.
awaits your talented pardrier.
"Talented Lnnkhcad, you mean," said
this interestin' female; "you'd look sweet
'ditto? • noose paper. So would R Ward
Beecher dancing 'shoo-Ely' along with
Dan Bryant. Don't make a fool of/our
self if you known Bathing, Hiram, and
respect your family."
'Die &bare conversation was the re
lttd'e to my first and last experience hi ed
itin, a country paper.
The editor of the "Fish Horn" went in
a pleasure trip, to e laut a rich ant who
liad' Med and left bun some cash.
Durin' his absence Prim his paper for
him. Seatin' my form ontop of the nail
keg, with shears and paste brush I pre
pared to show this ore community how to
run a noosepaper. .
I writ the follerhe squibs and put 'ens
issruyendissue.'
"If a srrtain life complexion man
wouldn't run his hands down into sugar
barrels so often, when visitin' groser
efores, it would be money in the pocket of
Skeenboro merchants."
"Query.—Wonder how a farmer in this
town, whoes name we will not rite, likes
burnin' wood from his nabor's wood
pile ?"
"We would advise a sertain toothless
old made to leave off paintin' her cheeks.
and stop slanderin' her nabors. If she
does so, she will be a more interestin' fe
mail. to• have around."
"Stop Thief."—lf that Deekin, who
trades at one of our grosery stores, and
helps himself to ten cents worth of tobac
ker while buyiu' one cent worth of pipes.
will divide up his custom, it would be do
ing the square thing by the man who has
kept him in tobacker for several years."
These articles were like the bustin' of
a lot of bombshells in this usually quiet
born.
The farmers met at Simminses store.
After tryin' on the garment about steelin
wood, it was hard to decide who the coat
filt the best, but each one made up his
mind to pay off an old grude and "pitch
into the Imit Gustise."
All the old mades met together in the
village milliner shop, where the Sore-eye
siss society held meetin' once a week, and
their false teeth trembled like a rattle
snake's tail, when they read my artickel
about old made.
• It was finally resolved by this anshient
tlot of milker to "stir up old Green."
Headed by Sary Youmans, the crossest
old made in the 11. S., and all armed with
broom-sticks and darnin'needles, the door
of my editorial offis was bursted open.
and' the whole caboodle of wimmen, fam
ishire for my top hair, entered.
They foamed at the mouth like a pack
of dissappinted Orpheus—C—Kerrs, as
they brandished their wepins over my
old bead.
"Squire Green," sed a maskaline lookin
specimen of time caliker, holdin' a copy
of the Fish Horn in her bony fingers,
"did you rite that 'ere ?"
"Wall," sed I, feelin' somewhat Tilled
at the sassy crowd, "s'posen I did or didn't
what on it ?"
"We are goiu' to visit the wrath of a
down-trodden rase upon your fronti9
piece, that's what we is, dye hear, old
Pilgarlick?" said the exasperated 16th
Amendmentes, as she brought down her
gingham umbrella over my shoulder.
At this they all rushed for me. With
paste brush and shears I kept them off,
until somebody pushed me over a woman
who had got tripped up, when the army
of infuriated Amazons piled onto my ag
ed form,.
This round didn't last more'n two min
utes, for as soon as they got me down
they all stuck their confounded needle
into me, and they left me lookin, more
file a porkupine than a hnnum bein.'
I hadent more'n had time to pnll out a
few quarts of needles, before in walk two
big strappin' farmers.
"Old man, we've come for you," said
one of 'em. "We'll larn you to slander
honest fokes•"
At this he let fly his rite bate at my
cote skirts.
I was home-sick, you can jest bet..
Then t'other chap let me have it.
"Down stairs with him," sed they both,
sold down I went pooty lively for an old
=b.
Just as I got to the bottom I lit on a
man's bead. It was Deekin Perkins com
in, to bust "my gizzard."
"Hevings and Birth," sed the Deekin
as he tumbled over in the entry way. I
jumped behind a door, emejntly, and as
the farmers proceeded to polish off the
Deekin, I was willin' to forgive both of
'em, as the Deekin groaned and yelled.
Yes siren! it was soothin' fun for me.
to:see them farmers welt the Deekin
Steclin' up stairs again, I was brushin'
off my clothes, when in walks Ebenezer
"Sawtel," said he, ceasin me by the cote
coffer, and shaken'me. De Lon you to rite
about steelin' sugar; take that—and
that," at which he let fly his bate, and
down stairs I went agin Eben nrgin me
on with his bate.
Suffice to say the whole village called
on me that day, and I was kicked down
stairs 32 times by the watch.—Hosswipt
by 17 wimmen—besides beite stuck fall
of needles by a lot more.
I got so used to belie kicked down
stairs, that every time a man come in the
door, I would place my track towards him
and sing out:
"Kick away, my friend, I'm in the Ed
itorial biziness to-day—to-morrow I go
bents—there's rather too much exsite
meat runnin' a noosepaper, and I shall
resine this evenin."
When Lgot home that nite, I looked
like an angel carrying a palm-leaf fan in
his band, and clothe in purple and fine
linen. My body was pro pler than a
huckleberry pie, and my linen was torn
into pieces fiuer than a postage stamp.
"Served you rite, you old. fool," said
Mrs. Green, as she stood rnbbin' eamfire
onto me. "In ritin' noosepaper articles,
editors orter name their man. A shoe
which haint hilt for anybody in particu
lar, will get onto ecrybody in general's
foot. When it does, the builder had bet
ter get ready for numerous bootie's from
that self-same shbe." •
Between you and I, Maria, is about
rite. Tao-rally ewers.
Mara! Gum - , EsQ..
Lait Gusting(' the Pace
I=lsl=l
—Brief Market Roport : Pens. into and
paper are stationery ; new milk is un
changed ; biogaus are heavy, but buyers
generally are firm ; wheat as better than
oats; wines and liquors have a downward
tendency ; seast.cakes are rising. ---
•
—China is a blissful region to reside
in ; there a rc no lawyers there.
, .
tibittactinit—,striling , ille ideas
of othemaud fancying them your own.
itinu losei 'of no
nse'to rrni 1r it lle - can oiteh it quick
ei by standing' still.
Anothertunnel under Lake Michi
gan is to be built by the Chicago Board
of Public Works. It will be built Within
fifty feet of the present tunnel, and will
extend two miles out. under the lake. The
internal diameter of the tunnel will be
seven feet two inches from top to bottom,
and just seven feet front side to side.
Kind words are therbrightest flowers
of earth's existence; thev make a very
paradise of the humblest home that the
world cab show. ,Arse them, and espe
cially round the fireside circle: They
arc jewels beyond pride; and more pre
cious to heal the wounded heart, and
make the weighed-down spirit glad, than
all the other blessings the world can give.
—The editor of the Williatutic Journal
has received the following epistle for ad
vocating town assistance to the Air Line
Railroad; "Windham, Conn., Sept. is,
1870.—Editor: I want my paper stopped i
can't stand it to have you telling mellow
to spend my mony nor i won't. When
you told folks to votes yes you over stcped
your orthorty. As a publick journalist i
hold your no rite to advereate what you
do. Napolin you say is a grate man and
i say he ain't, and your pinion ain't no
better an mine. Railroad is a humbug.
Taxes is burden and yore a (rile. Stop
mi paper I'll never pay a nother scent.
Your etc."
—There is d man out in the West, so
"sharp" that when shelling corn a kernel
flew into a woodpile, and he removed sev
en cords of wood to find it, A neighbor
standing near dropped a kernel near
where the searcher was looking, but when
he found it he said: "You can't fool me
with that small kernel; the one I lost
was a large one."
—Last year invitations to weddings in
New York were given out in this style:
The mother of the bride or some one to
represent her, carried around the invita
tions in a coach, and these were delivered
by a servant nt the door on a silver sal
ver. This year the young lady to be
married takes the coach in person, at
tended by her bridesmaids, who deliver
the cards at the door.
—A subscription was lately open to
purchase a crown for the King of Italy,
who, it appears, has no such article in the
royal wardrobe. The list vas soon full.
when the King sent for the chief movers
in the matter, and thanking them in
right knight kingly fashion, begged them
to employ the money to found an asylum
for the blind in Florence. which will be
done. "The King's Crown" is the ap
propriate name suggested for the build-
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DRUGGISTS S APOTHECARIES,
Keep regularly supplied with UNA DOLTIMATID
Drags and ktedicinen. I - heroical... Dye Stttfis WI nc•
Liquors. l'ainte, 011 r kpd:Vartm ph, Perffituery,
Inury SoAps, Yahkee NOIIOI3B,
Frerh from New York City.
All the most popnisr PATENT MEDICINES sold In
this scstlon, among which may be found
Ayre's and Jayne's Family 51LestleInea, !lamb.,ld's Du
chn, Schenck's Pal monic Syrup and Sea Weed
Tonle, Dapoucn's and Cheeseman'a Fe
male Pills, I.lall's t.ough fialram,
Wlrhart's Pune Tree Cnralal,
Roll's flair Renewer. Mine. Ambroala. Kennedy's Meil
Ica( Discovery. lloolland's German Bitters,
Ilontetter's Stomach !littera
And mary other kind/10f rausl value aud merit. In fact
our Stock embrace.* tine aosortmcnt of everything usu
ally kept in well regulated Drug Stores.
rirPreacrlptiona rec.etre particular attention, and
ore carefully and promptly compounded.
.• Story formerly ocenpled by J. EtherWm'
A. B. BURNS,
Montrose, March AMOS N
This celebrated medicine has won a deserved), high
reputation as an alleviator of pain and a prererrer of
health. It has bectsne a household remedy. from the
fact that it giver Immediate and permanent relict It is
a pore y vegetable preparation. made from she beet and
tonet material, role to ore and keep in every family.—
It in recommended by physielan• and persons of all clam.
cr. and to-day. alter a public trial of thirty yeara—the .-
rag.] life of man--it kande unrivalled and unexcelled.
rereading. ito ueefulnew over the wide world. Its large
and Were...lug sale afford, positive et idenee nrits entinr-
Inc fame. I,s'e do not deem it neet,try to say murk In
Its [nen, annue entail bottle will do moreto convince
pin of 112. than all the atherth.ements to the
world, Give it one falr trial and you would not be with
out for ten timer its coot.
:-. — Dlrertlonot accompany each tootle.
Priee 25eta. 50ete. and 81.00 per Bottle.
Sold by 111 Medicine Iheler+. (Oct, l—lin
NEW FIRM,
NEW GOODS
The methserthen. are flow receiving from New York ■
new and fresh stork of
GROCERIES & PROVISIONS,
which will he sold at n low fignra for cash. Among the
numerous artialea may be found
.b7our, , Home, Dried Beef, Smoked Halibut, Cad
fa 11, Mackerel, &e.
Teat, Coffee, dinars, Rice, Mace, Worsterghlro Sacco
Cacued Peaches. Pears, Pine Apples. Street Corn, Toms
toes, Quinces, and Plume, Cocoa, Farina,
Extract Lemon, etc. etc.
Rose Wash
will radically ezterminate from the system diseases ari
sing from hablts of dissipation. at litt,e expense, little
or no change In diet, no Inconvenienre or exposure:
completely ropereeding those unpleaeant and danger
ous remedies, Copairs and Mercury, In all these &seas-
A No 1 Chewing and Smoking Tobacco, etc. es.
All kind. of SPICES. Citron, Orenge Peel. etc.
CROCKERY ,t GLASSWARE
All of whirl' eaa be warranted so drat elan goods, and
chat•
In addition to the Grocery trade, we have purchased
Geo. C. nitre 741.11, Office, where von can find a good
celectlon of Stationery. Book, holly. Weekly cud
Monthly raper, Mnuasitter. nok* anti papers not on
hood will 1w ordered nod furoiched on short notice with
out extra charge. Special cam Olen to orders. No trou
ble to chow g r Ond P-00 drop In and sec for yourselves.
'Goods delivered without extra charge.
11. J. W
C. ii. Gana', (
Montrone, May 18,
WEVELY,
P We hare Just received an assortment of Lake and
Mound Vineyard Wines, from Messrs. Milian, Morrow &
Chamberlin. New York, which for richnessand flavor they
.ay are unanrpaPned, and that purchasers can rely upon
their purity—being fnm from adulterations of any kind.
The track mark of the Brm appears upon every bottle,
both en label and seal.
BUIGNS dt NICIIOLS.T
Montrose, Feb. 8,18111-7
SCILINTON
STEAM COFFEE & SPICE MILLS.
All kinds of Pure Spices.
C. W. KIRKPATRICK & CO.
Wholesale Dealers is
TEAS, COFFEES, SPICES, 11117STABD.
CREAM TARTAR, tte.
No. 517 Lackawanna Avenue, a few doors east
of the Wyoming House.
We trrind all our Spices and Coffee. Coffee
roasted nod ground to order, at the shortest no
tice, end as cheap as in any city.
C. W. KiRKPATRICK,
11. S. SEARLE.
Scranton, Sept. 21, 1870.-13 m
111ANHOOD : HOW LOST : HOW RESTORED.—
In Jost publish ed , a new edition of Da. CoLvms.
armes CEISIMATID ESSAY on the radical cure [w ith.
out medicinal cf SrEnavroaators, or Elcualmal ealr,
nes' Involuntary Seminal Losses, Isrrovxacy. Mental
oud hysical Incapacity. Impediments to Marriage,
etc.:also, Oonsumptlon, Epilepsy, and Fita, Induced
by well Indulgence or sexual extravagance.
Price, In a sealed envelope, obly6 cents.
The celebrated author, In this admirable essay, clear.
ly demonstrates from a thirty years' successful - I wad.
ice, that the alarming consequences of selYabnse may
radically cured without the dangerous use of Infernal
medicine or the application of the hailer by means of
which every sufferer. no matter what his condition may
be, may cure himself cheaply.privately, and radica ll y.
OrThis Lecture &mild be In the hands of every
pouth and man in the land.
tent. under met, in a plain envelope, toauy address
postpaid on socelpt of six cents, or two post stamps.
Also, Dr. Culverwell's "Marriage Guide," prize 13
cents:,
Address the Publishers.
CHAS. J. C. KLINE dl CO.,
127 Mowery, New York, Poet Odes Bea 4,6811. ,
Aeg. 91, 1876.-1 y
TO PHYSICIANS.
NE. You.. August LWOW&
Allow me to e tlI your &Mennen to my Preparation of
COMPOUND EXTRACT of BUCIEU
Tho com_pone nt parts are Baehn, Long Loaf, Cunene
Janlpur Bnaries.
Moos or Pnarsnartos,—Bnettn. In vacno Juniper
Berries, by dlatlitation. to term a One gin. Cabe. ex
tracted by displacement with spirits obtained from
Juniper Berries; very little sugar is used, and s small
proportion of spirit. It It more palatable than any
Cow to nee.
• • .
Socha, as prepared by Druggists. Is of a darir. color.
l• a plant that emits Its fragrance ; the action of a
Home destroys this (Ha active principles, leavin,••
dark and gintlnotio decoction. Mioc Is the color of In
gredients. The anCtin in my preparation predomin
stew; the smallest quantity of the other ingredlento
are added, to prevent fermentation ; upon inspection.
It will he found not to be a Tincture. as made in Phar
macopmet. nor is It a Syrup—and therefore can be used
in cases whore fever or fatiansmation exist. In this
you have the knowledge of the ingredients and the
mode of preparation.
Hoping that you will favor u• with a trialjand that
upon luvpoction it will meet with year approbation.
With a feeling of confidence.
I am, very respectfhtly,
11. T lIELMBOLD,
Chemist and Druggist of 16 years experience.
From the largest Manufacturing Chemists in the
World)
NOYEILDaII 4' Ifia4.
•b lam acquainted with Mr. 11, T. Ilelmbold ; he or.
copied the Drug Store opposite my residence. and war
Inient•Signi In conducting the business where others bad
not been equally as hOIOrn hint. I have been favora
bly Impreesed with his character and entarprise."
WILLIAM WElfillrif AN.
Firm of Powers 14 eightman. Manufacturing
Chemists, Ninth and Drown Streets, Philadel
phia.
HELIIDOLD'S FLUID EXTRACT BUL LIU
for weakness arising from Inoiseretion The exhansP
ed powers of Nature watch ate accompanied by so ma•
tty abirming symptoms, among whieh,wiil he found lo
dine...Mon in Reertion, Loss ofplemory, Wskelulttess
!terser of Disease, or Forebodings of gsti—to feet,
Universal Lassitude, Prostration, and inability to sh•
ter into the enjoyments ofsociety.
The l'onstlintlon, ones affected with Olemale Weak
none' requires the aid onledicine to strengthen and in
vlitoeste the, which
lIELMBOLD'S EXTR.tCT DUCLIU
Inra rlshly den,. If to entneltted te, CoD
elmtption or Insanity envies.
Ft.rin EXTRACT or Ducey. In affections
1,0 rollnr to Ft•tnnler, Is nnelnelled by any other propa•
ration. a• ht Chlorools, or Retention, ralnfelnree or
Suporlooonn cf ronoonaary evacuations. Ulcerated or
Schlrus Matte of the Ctorna. and:art complaints Inci
dent to tho sex, or the decline or change of life.
Zrirart Buchu and Improved
Use Fluid Entrant of Bnetin In all dimes.
et of these organs, whether existing In male or female.
from whatever canoe origtnatlng, and no matter of how
longstanding. It le pleasant In taste and odor, "im
mediate" In action. and more strengthening than any
preparations of Bark or Iron.
name vofferiori from broken down or dedicate moat,
torten*, procure the remedy at nom
The reader moot ho aware that, however slight may
hu the attack of the above Memnon. It Ic curtain to af
fect the bodily health and mantel powers.
IMIEMEEM
A 1! the above diereses require the aid of a Diuretic,
HELMBOLD'S EXTRACT BUCHU
SOLD BY DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE.
Price, $1.25 per Bottle-6 Bottle• $0.50
Delivered to soy address. Describe symptoms to all
commorocadoms.
Address H. T. lIRLMBOLD, Drug and Chemical
Warehouse, MI Broadway, N. T.
tar — None inarguable salmi dans up la steel tawny ,
amendand signed
with bioeholle allay Mail& Wanthoont
June I, 18TIL—Iy. D. T. WILYBOLD.
la thy Great Meat DlursUe.
ABEL TURILELL,
DRUGGIST, MONTROSE, l'A.,
lionittnually revelling
HEW GOODS
And keeps constantly on hand • tall and dosirable u
morttuent of genuine
DRUGS. MEDICINES, CHEMICALS, Liquoss.
Paints, Oils, Dye-Stuffs, Teas, Spites, and other Oro
eerier Stone Ware, Wall and 'Mndow Papa, Glass
ware, Fruit Jars, idirrorr. Lamps. Chimneys,
rune, idnehincry Tonnere' Oil, Nentefoot
fined Whale Olt, Sperm Oil, Olive Oil, Spirits Turpen
tine, Warplane', Cynary Seed. Vinegur.,Potash. Cdkeen
trailed Lye. Axle (feeds., Trusses. Supporters, Medical
Instruments,
Shoulder Braces, Whim Guns, Pistols,
Cartridges, Powder, Shot, Lead, Gan Caps, Blasting
Powder and Vase. 'Violins, Strlnire, Bows,etc. Flutes,
Fifth etc., Fish Kooks and Liocs,Bar and Toilet Soaps,
Kate Oils, Mir Restorers. and Hair Iho. brushes,
Pocket Knives, Spectaeler,BllverPleteil poons,lPorks,
Knives. de. Deatlst Articles, a general usortmeni of
FANCY GOODS, JEWELRY, and PERPIIMERY
the leading and best kinds of
PATENT 31ZDICINES.
ln abort, nearly every thtag to restore the alck, to
Femme the taste, to delight the eye, to gratify the fancy,
and also to conduce to the real and substantial comforts
of life. Enumeration Is Impracticable, no it would all
• newspaper. Call at the Dreg and Variety Store of
Montrose, Jan.s, 1870
FARM. FOR SALE!
The taahf.eriber offer, for wale his Farm, Nitwits In
the eeet part of New -Milford townehip, containing
ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-THREE ACRES
125 acre,. Improved, well watered by priaga, and a small
creek. There are two bootee. nne new, and three barna,
one new. and other outbuilding, and t wo orchards.
The land-not improve:lls heavily . timbered.'
Term, en y. For further leorruotlon call on or
addr . en:thr, d n ' u ' brAberst Nem Mtllbrd. Sung's Co. Ps.
lIC2M=MI
STROUD a BROWN'S
Fire, Life, and Accident
GENERAL INSURANCE AGENCY,
Mitlcsai.tx- Pat,.
CAPITAL REPRESENTED, over
Horne Inm:trance Co. of N. Y., Capital and
Surplus. $4,000,0i0
Insu Ca rance Co. of North America, Phil's,
Capital and tiorplus, 9.000,000
Franklin Fire Insurance Co., Phila, Pa.,
Capital and Surplus, 2,600,000
Lycomin g County Mutual Insurance Co.Of
Money. Penn a, Capital and Surplus,
Farmer's .Mutual insurance Co. York, Pa.,
Capital and Surplus,
Connect Imittlutnal Lift, Insurance Co. Cl
Hartford, Conn., paying fdi per cent.
dividends to th e assured.. The notes
given fur half the pretulum I. never to
be paid under any circamstanees. he
policy will always be paid in full, and
the notes given up. Capital,
American I.llr Insurance Co., Philadel
phia. Capital.
Travelers 'lnsurance Co. Hartford, Conn.,
in•toing against all kinds of accidents
Capital.
Hartford Fire Insurance Company, Hart
ford Conn., Capital and Sarplus, $2,000.000
Putnam Fire Insurance Co., Hartford, Ct.
Capital,
n ford Live Stock Insurance Company. $lOO,OOO
Insurance on all kinds of Live Stock,
against theft and death arum any
cause. Capital, $17,000,000
fir All basin.. entrusted to oar are will be attend
ed to on lair terms, and all lmeee promptly adjanted.
ralr'Otbee drat door east from 'nankin c Office of W
H. Cooper & Co., Turnpike et. Montrose, Pa.
STROUD & BROWN, Agents.
M. C. Srrron, zsq., Friendrrillo, Solicitor
CHAP 11. SWITR, Montrone, do
Ttn.r.rwos Srnorn,
Montrose, Sp 1. 1807
DOWN TOWN NEWS
,11 IN AR AND COA 7'S,
MAID Street, 5 dour, below ytoyd'e Carney. mo.tre.e
FLOUR, GROCERIES, AND
PRO VISIONS..
We are constantly rec Ivingi nd now him, on hand,
streak stock ol Goode In our lit e, which we willsell
CHEAP ! CHFAI ! CHEAP 1
for cash, or exam, To orprodace.
GOOD rgAs,
COFFEE, SUGAR,
MOLASSES, SPICES,
PORK, FISK, LARD,
HAMS, DRIED FRUITS,
CLOVER d TIMOTHY SEED, he
tec.have refitted and made additions to oar Stoek of
Pails and are nosr read. to forward Batter to the best
commission hones In New York. free of chugs, and
makrilbora lad enocements on consignment..
Call and oxarolne oar Ulock before purchasing also
where. andcon afore yourselves oft he
GOOD QUALITY & LOW PRICES
of our Goods
C. 0. MINER, • •
Montrose, April 16. 18119
HUNT BROTHERS,
SCRANTON, PA..
Wholesale & Retail Dealers in
HARDWARE, IRON, STEEL,
NAILS, SPIKES, SHOVELS,
BUILDER'S HARDWARE,
JUNE BAIL, CO US TERSUNE T IiAILSPIKEB
RAILROAD d 6 MINING , SUPPLIES.
UABEIAGE . SPE !NO, s, A %LES, SKEINS AND
BOXES, BOLTS, NUTS and WASHERS,
PLATED BANDS. MALLEABLE
IRONS, HURS.SPOICES.
FELLOES. SEAT SPINDLER, BOWS, de.
ANVILS, VICES, STOCKS and DIES, BELLOWS
HAMMERS, SLEDGES. FILES, de. de.
CIRCULAR AND MILL SAWS, BELTING. PACKING
TACKLE BLOCKS, PLASTER PARIS
CEMENT, HAIR it GRINDSTONES.
FRENCH WINDOW GLASS. LEATHER. FINDINGS
FAIRBANK'S SCALES.
Scranton, March 24, ISA. II
F URNITURE ESTABLISHMENT
OF WILLIAM W. SMITH.
PLeasx Tux Ncrrtest: The extensive Fnrnitara
Extahlishment of William W. Smith, having been
refitted and gnu tl y improved, the proprietor respect.
fully 111111101111 C ., to the cltlxentof Itiontr.c and vicini
ty, that he le constantly making and keeps on hand the
largest and best asasortment of
mil:r pa iv 'sr icrrian
to be found anywher this side of Now York City.
Make, Divans, Towelrachs, Lounges, Footstools Be.
Center Lard. Pier. Toilet, Dining. Kitchen and
extension tables.
Comas —Cane and Wood•cat Rockers, Cane, Flag
and Woodsman of every variety and style.
tiotasandTete-a-tetee, furnished on short notice.—
Cane scat choirs resealed.
SPRING BEDS.
A large assortment—cheapest and beet In the market
Cane Seat Chairs.
I am now enabled to envois my customers with a new
aabotentlal cane seat chair, of home manufacture, which
will be found greatly superior to those formerly' In
market, and yet are sold at a less price.
CANE-SEAT CHAIRS RE-SEATED.
C'!►' Ready made coffins on hand or furnished at
short notice. Hearse alsrsys in readiness If desired.
I employ none but careful and experienced workmen,
I Intend to do my work well, and sell it as low Ill=
he afforded.
WILLIAM W. SMITH.
Montrose, Feb 18,:18a8..
PURE LIQUORS
sutra NATIVE GRAPE BRANDY. &staled
strictly pars • and a variety or other Brandies, Inetading
Cherry Brandy, Cider Brandy. Ct. Nearly allthe Miran
sent kinds of Rom. Holland Gln, old Rye and Bourbon
Whiskey. Alcohol, Buret - 30Hk Bay Brun, do.. constant.
ly on band and for sale by
ADEL TIITELELL
Eontrow. Much 71th.1805:
CONGRESS WATER,
st, TURRELI'S.
ABEL TIMILIELL
$60.000,000
17,000 000
Criazu.na L. BROWN
W. R. COATS