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ATTORNIT AT LAW. Xentirme. PL. Clek.
site Mr Tartell House. neat ate Conn Mob,
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Their way through the ammo wort;
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Tide eclipse al dire dhow.
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Us etsgral thy &dins band.
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And thy dewier flying Outer.
In the dust thy glory weld
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it memo the kiting spite.
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Whiladosto Malaga e Amon tide.
My audios LW toe=
The Cr of Chita! Beloved Cross
1 Cusp thee Lo my brniet
When ofsiklatg Ms to death at last,
To aft my dreamless rem
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Wages; £o Moen
Only a veer ego
I stood as our collar door,
Lbaleady gazing across the moor
AI the AMnelskes ohne*.
0, I win happy and strong—
Strong In ray bonny and pride ;
And I thought of myself as *Joyous tssida,
And of 611 as an endless song ;
And my beast was os pure a year ago
AA the smooth unlaudden snow.
Sat! to the dreary sotutd
Of the pittiless Mini rain,
As it trickles admen the window pane
And Washes upon the ground !
I strive km the bitter eokl
To hush my baby's cry ;
And I with to God that my baby and I
Were under the ebure.hyard mold !
For my heart is sad in its ceaseless yeisi
As the sound of the falling rata
—The English poor am like carpets---
they are held down by taz.
—Pleasant lapse of time—the laps of
pretty girls of eighteen.
—Young ladies are generally honest—
but they will hook dresses.
—When does a cliff remind you of an
insect ? When it beetle&
—Lsaguage—the beat adhesive you CAP
use is to stick Wit yourself.
—A fellow who pawned his watch said
he cabled money with a lever.
—To one extent pugilists are good at
chirography—they dot the eyes
—Advice to surgeons—Kees your tem
per or you will lose your patinas.
—Virginia has a natural bridge, but
that is no more than everybody's nose
has.
—When is a tombstone like a tallow
dip? When it is set up for late bastuid,
—" II we cant hear. it is not for the
lack of ears," as the ass maid to tM corn
field.
—What girl should a tailor always keep
out of his establishment? Miss Fit.
—How did the bull look on emerging
from the china shop A little the worse
for ware.
—Why is a prisoner's time Jike on
abotnivable joke ? Because its past endu
rance.
—Tbe most exclusive circle—tba Arc
tic circle ; very [es get into it.
—Dear mutton--a tendon line of Limb
i *Matt! lidd tun 37 at du satiigraplreide
n London.
—Lorlsechistarming is considered ap
imprint*, as her money mime mostly from
her calves.
—Wilco is a Chinese considered most
like a vegetable? Why, when a cue Can
ters his bend, of mum
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,Stisattatuous.
There was once a poor peasant. named
Pierre Arcot; who dwelt near Aries, in
the south of France, together with his
wife and a little g,rand4oughter called
Pauline. This little girl at ten years of
age was not only exceedingly lovely in
person, but was gifted with a voice which
was the delight of all who beard it—eo
sweet, so clear and to powerful wore its
tones. And when the good priest took
her into the village choir, persons, from
the neighboring hamlets, and even from
Aries, would come purposely to hear her
sing. Yet no persuasion or representa
tions could induce Pierre to part with his
little grand-deaughter. for the purpose of
having' her educated for the opera. Pierre,
though practically knowing nothing of
the world beyond his owe neighborhood,
knew something of the trials and tempta
tions that beset stage singers and actresses,
and not for all the riches or fame that
might thereby be brought, would he have
subjected his little Pauline—his pretty
treasure, his home's sunshine—to such an
ordeal.
One day there came two strangers—
very fine and polite 'g - ntlemen, to nego
tiate, for the little girl. They would edu
cate her and treat her like a lady; they
would guard her as though she were a
princess and they would pour into Pierre's
hands uncounted gold, if he would only
consent to let theta take Pauline and
educate her as a public singer. Bnt
Pierre was - deaf to all entreaties, and the
little girl herself sorely frightened at the
idea of leaving her dear grand -parents
and the humble vinewreathed hut in
which she had dwelt since her birth. So
the negotiators for the Theatre Royal
went away disappointed and angry
But tome weeks after, as little Pauline
stood leaning upon the crazy wicket gate,
gazing dreamily at the rose-tinted clouds
which the *miser, left (fur the little child
loved all beautiful sights and sounds,)
softly and slowly from the meadows be
low came the sound of music, and the
sweetest, most fairy-like music that she
had ever heard. At first she fancied it
must have come from the clouds, so
seraphically soft and dreamy was it; and
then she advanced a few steps, and then
listened, and advanced again, and finally
her little bare feet went tripping through
the grass and daisies in quest of the mys
terious sound. And this sight of the lit
tle figure in its white peasant dress, lit up
in the rosy halo of a summer sunset, was
the last glimpse that the good old grand
mother calling after ber from the cottage
fence, ever had of her little Pauline.
Some people who had also heard that
heavenly music, said that the little girl
had been enticed away by the fairies. And
Vint belief aumon as
year after year pmsed. and nothing more
was seen or heard of Pauline Arnot.
These pews bad brought sad changes
to good Pierre. Ills wife was dead. He
was alone in the world, infirm, and unable
to work, or indeed to do anything but
play on his violin, which he did with
marvelous skill, for a talent for music was
inherent in the family. He had to sell
his little cottage; and then without a
house to shelter him, and too proud to
accept unrrquitted charity, he took his
violin in hand and set forth in is old age
to earn a precarious livelihood by play
ing from town to town. And at length
he came to England, and after vainly
trying his fortune in the streets of Lon
don. proceeded to the country, among
whose green fields and shadowy lane the
country-bred old man felt more at home.
One day he stopped at a small village
called Upsham. Observing a shop where
bread and cheese and beer were sold, he
entered and humiily. in his broken Eng
lish, requeited to be "favored" with some
of them. The keeper of the shop, a good
looking, kind-hearted dame, set before
him the desired refreshment, and as he
ate, half-famished. she marled his poor
clothing and infirm appearance, and the
careworn look of his face, and gradually
drew out his whole history. It was with
bitter sorrow that he dwelt upon the dis
appearance of his little Pauline. He had
but one memorial of her, he said—a
portrait of her mother taken when the
latter was a girl of eighteen, by a young
travelling artist whom the cottager. had
nursed through a dangerous illness.
The miniature the young man had
painted and left, as a token of his grati
tude; and this poor Pierre had brought
with him from home, and wore constantly
in the bosom of his coat. He now drew
it forth and showed it to the sympathiz
ing hostess. It was, he said, a good like
ness of Pauline's mother, but far more
resembled the little girl herself at the
time she was stolen away by the fairies.
The kind heart of the woman was
touched.
"I can get you a good job, friend," she
said, "if you will remain here until to
morrow night. Sir John Bolton's second
son Arthur, Captain Bolton, of the dra
goons, was married last week, and to
morrow they and their guests go to n
grand entertainment given them at Shid
more Park ; and the servants of Sir John's
(that's his place, Moorlands, that you see
away yonder) are to have a ball of their
own to-morrow night in celebration of
the marriage, and it was only to-day that
Pierre, the Captain's own man, was down
to the village, inquiring for old Luke
Dexter, the fiddler. Now Lnke's got a
fit of the rheumatism, and they'll be glad
to have you in his place. if you're a good
hand at your instrument; and they'll
ply you well for the job. What say you ?
rit go over at once, and to neighbor Brown
who will let them know."
Pierre bad no objection, and, having
made an exhibition of his skill in presence
of neighbor Brown, to the entire satis
faction of that lady, the report was made
and the bargain was completed.
The old violinist found the evening at
the Moorlands a very pleasant one. His
performance was greatly applauded ; the
butler the steward, and other distinguish
ed perionages, were condescending and
the rest gracious and attentive to his
wants. Captain Bolton's own man took
hint np stairs with one or two otherifavor
ed Orsonagesi, to order that be might
have a sight of the splendidly furnished
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suit 'of looms that had heed prepaikellTut
tbeiresily married pair, nod so be '
ed "to tell its Frabee 'ow and things IRA,
done in Hingland."
" fit for a bride, eieti if she *satin
Prince= Royal herself," otiserved odir g y
the favored admiringly.
"And hi'in sure that blessed PrinCetti .
couldn't be more drservine' hit than my
lady." said the captain's man, loftily.
"She's the beautifallest lady hi hever set
heyes hon. She bought to bare been
princess instead of a foreign lady o'good
family, half of which his deiwd."
And with the utterance of hie opinion
the group descended, and in due time the
company broke up,
On the day following, Pierre was about
again setting forth on his wanderings,
when he was supprised by a visit from
Sir John Bolton's bailiff, in company
with tiro personages, armed with' official
looking clubs. Their business was goon
told.
They bad come to arrest. the French
violinist on suspicion of having appropri-
ated the miniature of Mrs. Bolton, the
bride of captain Arthur, which the tatter
mused to be taken and richly set iu dia
monds. It had been left by the captain
on his dressing table and being missed
upon their return from Skidmore Park,
and the captain's man questioned there
upon, the latter had been forced to con
fess as to his introduction of the visitors
into his master's apartments. Wherettp
pon each of these had been arrested, the
violinist among them, and were now
taken to Moorlands fur examination be
fore Sir John and a magistrate.
Pierre was the last called upon, and as
he betrayed some unwillingness to having
his pockets and wallet searched, the con
stable to do it, drew forth a small
picture, in a dingy and worn leather case,
which he first glanced at, and then held
up triumphantly before Sir John.
" It's the picture of Mrs. Captain Bol
ton, as you see, yonr honor , " he said ;
"only the diamonds has been picked out
by tfiii/ere old rogue, who's no doubt hid
them somewheres, and the painting been
put in this old frame."
Sir John examined it attentively.
"It is doubtless the portrait of Mrs.
Arthur Bolton, my daughter-in-law," he
said, in the formal way ; "judging from
the style of paintin.r."
Ana he handed the picture to his son.
The latter examin.-d it, at first with
snrprise, and then with an expression of
couriosity and bewilderment.
" It is surely the portrait of my wife,"
he remarked; "yet, as you say, sir, it is
not the one that has been lost. The
painting is much inferior. the dress dif
ferent, and even the expression not the
same. Where did you get this pic
ture, my good man ?" be continued.
turning to Pierre, and speaking in
French.
^ It m tne tne portrait 01 my uaugnter,
Monsieur," replied the violinist, "and was
taken more than twenty years ago."
"Then it cannot be Pauline," said Capt.
Bolton to his father. "Yet how won
drously like."
" Pauline ?" repeated Pierre, turning
suddenly to the speaker; and then adding
dreamily, as if to himself, "Ah, it was
like Pauline—my little Pauline."
Hurried and eager questions followed
on both sides. . _
"There is no doubt of it," said Captain
Bolton at length, grasping the musician's
hand. "You are Pierre Arita, my wife's
grandfather, of whom she has so often
spoken. She told me all she could re
member of her early life before she was
stolen away from home, and was eztreme
ly anxious to find you, but had unfortu
nately forgotten the name of the place
whence she came. How glad she will be!
And for myself, old friend, I am glad also
thus to have found you."
Thereupon the young wife was inform
ed of the news, and soon entered the
room, flushed and eager. One glance
between the two was sufficient In eight
years Pierre had but little changed, and
though the graceful, beautiful creature
before him stood in WolllBll's statue, and
arrayed in silks and jewels, yet the eyes
of the old man easily recognized the
swee t f a c e , the golden hair, and large
Inminons eves of his darling. And the
joy and tenderness of that meeting who
may describe ?
tittle Pauline had been enticed away
out of sight of her home, not b y fairies,
but by Leclerit's inimitable flute player,
whom the clever "negotiateurs" before,
mentioned had taken the trouble to bring 1
all the way from Paris for this special
purpose. And then they had lifted her
into a close J arriuge in waiting, so gain- I
ing possession of the prize which they
had failed to purchase with gold. They
had. however, kept their promise to the
grandfather. and Pauline had been well
educated, and treated and brought up
"like a lady," as they said she should be.
And her beauty, her accomplishments
and refinements, had won the heart of
Captain Bolton, when introduced to her
at a private entertainment just before her
proposed debut, and as we hare seen, she
became his wife. And his story I had
from a descendant, one high amid the
social circles of the British capital.
Of course this ended the wanderings
of the grandfather. He was at mice trans
ferred from the road to handsome quarters
with. his. darling Pauline. where, the re
mainder of his life was spent in the
sweetest tranqUility. His violin was an
inseparable companion, and he lived to
give its softest as well as wildest notes to
two young strangers in the household.
Sate are fur bearing animals. The
jeneraly have 4 ft., and I. tale, earn hen%
tho. The tole is the slickest part of a
kat The are yeller, or sum other caller,
but you never saw a green kat.
The most always have klaws and
skwmtch. lye herd that if you rubbed a
kate back it. wood litening. I tride it
once but I won't agen, she skwratched.
I didn't see ennythiug but flees.
If you want two see a live kattastrofe
ty 2 kale together by their tales, and hang
them akross a klothes4ine.
Ohl wades like kats, tha are a good
dale like Niel) other, The both sksvratch,
pal hare, and trouble people.
I;;Th rt•l
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Nate don't like dciga, pltt 1 kat and a
dr44 togither and it is as good is a &In&
The' are very mournful and
,jeuezaly have
good ears for mewsio. No one has ever
herd a kat korus fbr note than 8 m. with
odt In better+) With n taint jack
in his band.
A Weddtuti 81 10 Ewers shave.
Very grand wedding! Plenty of ba
roaches and bridesms, cake and favors;
kissing and crying!-The hride,indeed, had•
amused herself with the lest mentioned
recrestioned for a whole week, and having.
tuareover, accumulated on her person so
much finery in the shape of lace flounces,
spencera, bonnets. veils and scarfs, that
she locked as if by mistake she had pnton
two wedding-dresses instead of one, was
by many degrees the greatest fright I ever
aswintny-life. Indeed..between crying
and blushing, brides,andbridemaids,too,
do generally look strange figures; lam
sure we did ; though, to confess the truth,
I really could not cry, much as I wished
to keep my neighbors in contenance, and
was obliged to hold my handkerchief to
my eyes and sigh in vain for ea don de
ddines gas Dieu no m'a pas donna I don't
really think If I were married myself I
should have the grace to shed a tear. For
the rest, all went off extremely well, ex
cept Iwo small accidents, one of which
discomposed me very much. One of my
fellow-bridesinaids put on her skirt wrong
side outward, and half a dozen abigails of
fered to transplant the bows from one aide
to the other, and though I all but went
down on my knees to beg her not to turn
it, turn it she would, and turn it she did
—the obstinate! The other mischance
was our entirely forgetting to draw any
cake through the ring, so that our fate
still rests in abeyance. The bride and
her second sister set off to Brighton, and
I and the youngest remained to do the
honors of the wedding dinner Of course
we all got tipsy—those who were used to
it comfortably enough—end those who
were not, rather awkwardly—some were
top-heavy and wanted tying np like over
blimp carnations, some reeled, some stag
gered —and one fell, and catching at a
harp for a prop, came down with his sup
porter and a salver of coffee, which he
knocked out of the servant's hands; snob
a crush, vocal and instrumental, I never
heard in my life—Manx RUSSEL MIT
PIMA
Tea and coffee, though often found in
juxta-position on the breakfast table, are
not by nature allied to one another. Dr.
Gardner has therefore made a carious
discovery in having ascertained that the
leaves of the one plant may be substitu
ted fur those of the other without any
considerable loss of the peculiar proper
ties belonqino_b, the tee nient mw.pettr.
years ago Dr. liaroner made the result 01
his experiments known to the public, and
succeeded in attracting the notice of many
merchants hod chemists to the matter;
but the coffee planters fearing that the
price of the berry would be lowered by the
employment of the leaves, contrived to di
vert from it all general attention. "But",
says the dooter, "the other day, in pass
ing a grocer's shop, where a large variety
of teas were somewhat ostentatiously dis
played, I notice that one chest labelled
"Assam tea," had a very unusual appear
ance. I purchased some, and found it to
be prepared coffee leaves. The leaves are
in small fragments, not rolled, being to
harsh and brittle for that operation, but
convenient for measuring with a spoon,
and yielding a strong, pleasant infusion,
acceptable to the pour because of its com
parative cheapness," Without disputing
Di. Gardner's taste, we muststill condemn
the dishonesty of the transaction. Chico
ry may be palatable enough. but the same
law which forbids it from being sold un
der the name of coffee should defend the
customer from hiving coffee when he
wants tea.—PaU Mail Gazelle.
Playing Cards far a WIIC.
About eight or nine months since a man
living , in the northern part of this city
went out into the eastern part of this
State to seek his fortune in the new
mines of that section, leaving his wife and
one child in town. Some seven weeks ago
a patient disciple of St. Crispin persuaded
the White Pine widow to take up her
abode with him in a house be furnished
for her. The new pair lived together for
about seven months, when a few days
since the genuine husband returned. Of
course there was trouble in the camp, but
after some quarrel the two men agreed to
play a game of seven up for the woman.
play
game came off last Saturday night
and the husband won his wife back by
"two points." The man claimed his wife
and the man of leather could not say but
that he had fairly won her. The woman
preferred the shoemaker, but the husband
and winner was determined to have his
own. He packed up what:furniture they
positessed, and last Sunday evening, with
all hiN household goods and mods. left by
a fast freight wagon fur California. Whet'
the wagon started from North C street
there was quite a scene. A erowd of near
ly one hundred persons had oollectod to
see the husband carry away his "stake,"
and there was mica merriment over the
romantic affair. The woman erked and
wanted to stay with the shoemaker, and
the shoemaker cried at parting with the
treasure lie had lost by not holding
enough "trumps." He asked some of the
crowd if they thought Ito would be arrest
ed if lie attempted to take the woman out
of the wagon. They told him he had lost
her "on the square, and lie must bear it
like a man, to the wagon moved on, and
soon the fair one was "gone from his
gaze." Nevada Paper.. -
—A-, gentleman connected with , -the
Treasury Department at Washington,
states as the result of his observations
while travelling through the cotton-grow
ing States, that. the cotton crop of this
year will be larger and of better quality
than for any year since 1860. He esti
mates that the• crop will aggregate nearly
4.000,000 balei. • Last year there was a
trifle over 3,000,010 bales.
e le ai l n
a y m of
infree o oveude
r the lea
ai ß eAohne oidt Mih h an:
'
—Sporting jewelry—a hunting watch
and a racing stud.
—We speak of the u water" of the dia
mond ; but of the emerald " ile."
—" No honeymoon" is the last mar
riage announcement following 'no cards'
of the nobodies.
Joan Js.
—The class of people that squint most
stage managers—fur they have usually a
cast in their eye. ,
—We know a city gentleman , who is
extremely methodical in business ; when
we pays a compliment to his wife, he al
ways will insist on taking a receipt.
—lf, as some logicians assert, there is
no to-morrow, we wait to know how
there can be a yesterday.
~•
—An English wag says we ought never
to be frightened at the arrival of a ghost,
because it is quite immateriaL
—A widower was recently•rejected bye
damsel who didn't went affection that had
been warmed over.
—How to enjoy a nice embracing day
at the sea-side—g,et on board a pleasure
yacht and let her hag the shore.
—A business- man may get along with
out advertising, and so ruaq a cart with
out greasing—but it goes hand.
—Elder Smith, one of the Mormon
prophets, has buried so marry wires that
he detervet to be called Bidet-bury Smith.
—The helmets worn by the London po
lice are said to be "on the .pattern of that
worn by the late Alexander the Great."
—Mr. Blinks,Whose wife presented him
with a pair of boys this week, speaks of
himself as having been son .t.ook.
—A Mississippi negro worked on More,
but got "nuffin,', "because," said be, "I
worked for de seventh, and we only made
de fifth ; crop short."
—A gentlemairsvaa tithed to give a de
finition of 1101188718 e. " Sir" he Lreplied,
•` to bolt a door with a boiled carrot is
nonsense."
—To enjoy a pure feast of imagination
when yonr stomach is empty. and your
pocket ditto, sit down and read a cookery
book.
—Cincinnati wants to know if fashion
able ladies hire their ball dresseo. It has
been remarked that they are becoming
higher.
—The man who had a leg crushed nn,
der a weight of conviction, it is pleasant
to learn will not have to submit to an
amputation.
—Scriptural injunctions are sometimes
perverted when carried in tn .. t t
m nothing more than iiheif"atranzere are
—Miss Phelps, in her latest hook,
"Hedged In," robes her spotless female
character in a white, and her sinful one
iu a black night-gown.
—Chicago is to haven national poultry
exhibition and s►ir in November, and is
crowing over the fact.
—One fifth of the iron made in the U.
S. is made from Lake Superior ore, and
very superior ore it is.
—An enraged man tears bis hair ; but
an enraged woman tears her husband's.
—Mr. George Augustus Sala has been
fortunately arrested as a Prussian spy and
unfortunately relftsed. Why couldn't
they have kept him ?
—Toni having fallen into Prussian
hands is being thoroughly fortified and
turned into one of those edged Touts
with which the French will tiud it dan
gerous to meddle.
—The war correspondent of Figaro,
who recently mistook the Generaligtaffof
the Prussian army for a general officer,
and gate an ehtertaining personal sketch
of him, has gracefully retired from the
Held.
—The Loudon Court Journal says that
" the position of things in France is at
length.clear," This is very pleasing in
telligence, for the impression was strong
that the state of things in France was ve
ry much mixed.
—One of the French prisoners in Ber
lin, who is now earning some money by I
making shoes, lila very good-natured fel- I
low, who, like Mark Tapley, seems dis
pomd to make the most of the situation..
When taunted by the Prussians with be
ing a captive, and asked what had become
of French boasting new, he coolly re
plied,
" French boasting, indeed ! We
said we should' be in Berlin in' three
weeks, and here we are."
—M. Emile de Girtirdin left Paris on
the ground that he was a' " useless
mouth." Ho intends to locate himself at I
some safe point and establish a new paper 1
to be called "La Defense Nationale," to
be published as long as the invasion lasts. I
He el idently believes that the pen, in his
hands at least, is mightier than the mi
truilleuse.
—No doubt but many a sensitive edit- bounded in its agony, till it, fell senseless,
of has had his existence embittered and lon the coldAmheeding Earth , and the
shortened by typographical errors. We i new-sprung Jiope, born' of . the Angel's
can fancy the feelings of the editor of the I smile, died out out of it. With Hope died
New Haven Register when he says, as he I Reason; and when the Heart revived it
did recently : " in the article upon Yale 1 raved—"Oh Night! Oh Dark! Oh Tem-
College in our last issue, for alum water I pest !--Oh Dungeon damp! Vulture g ray!
read Alma Mater." We can fancy his Image bright!-4 whirl—l sink —I per
-1
feelings, but we do not fancy our Own on ish ! Help, Ok i God, or my ImMortal
finding it stated in our late sketch of , dies—sinks back to nothing from whence
Jules Fevre that that eminent gentleman I Thou .ealrst it. iConsiitue,,phr,eoSplike s
became a membei of the Female Acade- , but no fire sin'otilders in the dishes; fiir
my in 1867. French Academy, of course.. surging agony, like a flood •ofirefers, his
But what would you have ? The types ! quenched the spark, where Thou has 1111
, .
are despots, the vital." .• _ ;• ,A • '.4. ,1 ; , :'
I
Sad Heart! why does . it gaffer so ? end
MARS AGAIN.? 'lemurs. 1 writhe in more than mortal agony! For
Rival hosts avoid the Rhino; , this—that it may east itself on God—
Sh u a the region of the vine. ; then rest forevermore. And it did throw
Do not let your battle plain itself upon the Mighty and the Manisa.; the district of Champagne. for it prayed and said, "Oh Word, who
Ruin not, with shot and shell, , was with God, and who art God with the
All our prospect of Moselle: : Human—help my Humanity by toy
Trtie; e'en thongh,litliman Id apes Divinity. Oh, Cross of Ohnsb, where
Mends Edging devashitifthe grapes, Death brought Life—help me by thy
Bornethinz,let,,froul vintner's shop, materyl
• Will..it'rao* flu and p3p, I water, from Life's Eternal Well„ lave
That shall ne'er be drihk of mine, me ! Bread of Eternal Life,, feed. n2e..,P
1 , Par bb warfare froiii:the'Rhine. • Blood which' maketh Sin wool-white,
' :tdpllitii!. XXVIi k , Ntllliiiii7li ~7}
BREVITIES.
A Iti*UllOr
*113., a, ,D. g AICKEL,
We hum been furnished the lallirilitqr
beautiful' gem by- 'Mat It 'A. - - ring; of
Bmoldgn,lblo Counti, i ihiihwM64l;
sa is the NewY9rk.nigEtz4teri zotagainv
a number of years ago, and for batty nd
beauty cannot be excelled: ' 1. --
An angel walked_ a one day, on' the hired
battlements of /deafen: With folded
pinions, he gazed wistfultrat a star; which
glittered in the for off deptibrof that
boundless ether,entlpodintail
wraps them in one that sisterheod: Theft
he turned, face-ward ! lxi'the Dial plate of
that raysteriotts slid ` Thnmpinm"
which reverdilit'inyethr'llietegliphtK the
will of the Stipreing;` and Watched
face, until it answered to his asking*. "r
may go," he said, "if I will heal a broke n
heart;" then poised his wing, and rowed
away on mercy's errand. Good Angel
God will guide thee on thy tracklesa wai l
He breathed into thy sereph's ; soul the
wish to go on Earthly missions; gnideii
thy wing, and makes thy sinless soul
strong, with the fixed
,resolve 'of holy .
Purpose-
It was night, whin the angel's ibot
touched, for the first tittle; titter We' hear.
enly outvoyegingi, on bur Terra Fatah.
Here, conscious life had stopped, - 4nd laid
itself to sleep; yet the living raises of
tired Hnmrnity kept beating on through
those long hours of. Night and Silence ; ;
gaining strength td do the bidding of to
morrow's will The Angel wondered, at
the sight of "Death ' s twin trothera;•
Sleep!" for they sleeßnot,ieliiisaven,and
theielandOlefit tlieraitsit'lrtien the A n _
g et, will, they go beneath the shadowy
foldings of a twilight curtain, and repose
abstractedly---lost in holy reverty and qui
et musings; not unvisited by dreams
more glorious than Lipman fancy, in the
most curious chambers of her imagery,
huth Byer fashionect — , „ u
The Angel visited. thiertgfiL ` id many
a hearthstone, and waved his hand in
silent blessing over. • akeping,
though the soft rustle of his pinions,
stirred not a breath of quiet household
air. He smiled but Mice; and that well
while he gazed upon en infant, sleeping
on its mother's breast, for there he re
cognized a face, such as child-angels wear
in 'leaven. But to that bright and hap.
py visitant, our dark end sleeping Earths
was cheerless ; and toward . Heaven-he
would have turned him back ) agitip,
but for his unaecompliled errand;
yet where, in all those unconscious
sleeping breasts, was he to find the Mee&
ing Heart ? They fluttered not, encased
in eeniallesh and sense. How iimod
Xnow the suiterer: rpar you
nn rniatakoe--conao foal,, no Angel on
fruitless ministries," he said, and waited.
The Moon ruse pale and clear; and when
the Angel looked, he saw she shed her
melancholy light, Oh, horror! on a naked,
beating Human Heart—Ahembodied - --
without lips and wordless—yet in itsvis
'tile throb, agony became articulate and
audible. The Angel gazed with aileut,
wondering pity, and hul eye, earth:ditani
id, dropped for the first time a tear. It
fell like heavenly rain upon that wretch
ed Heart; for it had never drank before
the dew of holy love, and eymphathy,
which sremed to soothe it , now; for it
beat more calmly, and the Angel's ear, al
though it listened, could no longer catch
its mournfid plaint. Bending kindly dy
er it, he softly whispered.—" Poor Heart,
pity . thee; and I will help thee—bat thou
must struggle—struggle till thou beau:n
est mightier than thy woe and conquereat
it. lia.st thou not heard on Earth the
story of that good pilgrim, who struggled
on, even through "Despond," and how ho
reached the Heavenly City, and now
dwells with us, in the Celestial Brother
hood. Struggle on,'Ehon wounded Heart,
and Heaven shall be &Thome:
And the Heart beat quicker when it
said, "I have struggled and been at war
cFrumst (ince, but that strife is 'ended;
and I now drift hopeletts on ab ocean of
Despair, and know it fathomless and
shoreless." And then the Angel said,
Heart—thou deed not--thou ouly feekst,
beneath the pale, reflected light of the
cold Moon; buttliea arm Sink will rise to
morrow, and bring healing on his wings.
"Yes throbbed the. sad Heart faintly, '"I
do feel—l feel the-blackness of Darkness;
I am sank in ntyless, starless night, with
out a hope morning."
-But I will take thee in my breast, and
bear thee forth, out of this dark eclipse,
find thee plum in Heaven,"said that sweet
Comforter ; ; but it brought-no comfort-:to
the aching Heart; for it- throbbed out
"Alas! Alas!—teat I am chained to this
Promethean rock. and Passion urging,
and Conscience holding, are the vultures
which gnaw seer, but consume me nem."
Then the good Angel was preplezetl,
and turned him away heavenward.
sky, watch the telegraphic signal in the Big,
which Heaven should send to guide him
in his ministry of love and healing. But
while the Watcher waited, the faithless
Kumar. Heart believed itself again fortlak
en, and nncared for, and it leaped and