Oapt. Swipes and the. Loyal Union
League.-
Mr. Enrron:—Podunk has spoke. Po
(funk is loyul. Likewise she is Union—
and to some extent she is League. Last
night was, - as the Parson trooly said'on
that oecasun, a memorable epoch in the
history of,Podunk, and not only of Po
dunk, but of the world. Futoor genera=
tions will revel© the" day, babies yet tin-
born will. have a big time on it; and the
almanacs of the futoor will make mention
of the occurrence which made it-sellybrat- -
ed. Them's the minister's langwige.
I went over to tho school house last
nite, and
_found a smart sprinklin' of a
crowd into that edifis. The room was
geogeOusly lited with kerosene lamps,
and candles 'which the thoughtful liberal-.
ity ofit good mane_ folks endoosed 'em
to bring along. Aftefr, we'd had time for
a general how do-do, Square Dobb called
the meeting to order and sea he : '
'Feller citizens, as the time hayoarrov:
on to Organize this meetin', I would move
thit our distinguished feller citizen--dis
tinguished ekwally for the intelleck he's
get inAtini and - for his many . virtoos—l
say I'd move that our distinguished feller
citizen Capt. Ethan Swipes take the cheer
and preside over this . meetin'. - Those in
favor sayl ; contrary, by the Same sine.
It's carried. -Capt. Swipes, the voice of
this assemblage calls you• to preside over
its deliberashuns.
Ses I, ' She shan't call twict. Lo, hero
am and Walked magesticul up to the
master's desk, and rappirt - d - n-to it, sea I,
Ahem 1--4116 meetin' will come-to or
der !'
Then I sot down' and loCked dignified
'for, about a minute and a half, and then
ses.l-everele,
Order, gentlemen, order!' addin'
niply, ' Square .Oohed will explain the ob
jeci of the meetin.' -
The Square got up and ses he :
Chairmrn, the call for this moetin'
is as follows :
' The loyal citerzen of Podunk and all
others in favor of detainiu' this Union and
expressiu' this unholy rebelyun, is invited
. to meet at the school house this eveuin'
for the purpose of forming a Loyal Union
League. Rally, freemen of Podnnkl—
Your kuutry calls! Shew your colors
and give rebelvun'its death-blow ! When
Podunk speaks let rebels tremble !'
'Mr. - Chairman; the crisis have arroyo&
The eyes of the world is onto us. Tho
times demand that every citerzen should
show his hand! Our kentry is in+ danger,
and there's no way to save it but for us,
citerzens of Podunk, in solemn council as;
_sembled, to declare in thunder tones that
we are loyal. Let us speak in such a way
to-night' that Jeff. Davis and his satullites
will know that Podunk harbors no tray
tura. 'Our • kentry is in danger!
troo sons. Let's show her that
she's got 'em in Podunk, by formin' a
Loyal Union League.. Pd like to Fear
' • from Parson Twitter.'
Rem the Square soi, down, and the Par
son got up and sqdared hisself fora per
' mon. The minnit ho opened, the folks
began to lay back jest as they do on Sun--
days and before he got thrn, there wan't
ten wide-awakes in the house. The Par
`son closed by readin' the follerin' :
Whereas, This is - the hour of our
try's - peril, and whereas in these times lie
who is not for ;me is agin me, and he that
soweth not my clothes, searcheth a board
therefore,
Resolved, That we, the loyul citerzens
of Podunk, whose names are here silted,
declare that we are patriots, et rettery,
and that those whose names a.te not shied
are sympathizers with rebelyun.
Resolved,•That for the purpose of tes
tifyin' our affection - for this guv ment and
hatred for treason, we hereby form our
selves into a Loyal Union League, and
pledge ourselves to keep on doin' so un
til-the last rebel ,is exterminated, and the
fast traytur 'dies: of old age.
Square Dotted he seconded the resolu
shuns, whiel_he sed had the raal, patrio
io ring into 'em, and he called for the 9u&-
•tion. Jest as I was goin' to put it, a
- young, feller in the back part of the room
got up and ses he,
Mr. Chairthan, - if Tesolushuns wonid I
have killed rebels, they'd-a been resolved
'out of e*stence Moen a year ago. We
citerzeni of Podlink hey expressed our
unalterable-devotion to the Union twenty
seven different times, and jest as many
times hey warned Jeff. Davis and _his fel
, ler trayturs that this unholy rebelyun
must be crushed, and.fowl treeson- extur
pated—But somehow they • don't seem to
mind the reslushuns we pass, nor the
speeches we make, and I kinder begin to
-suspect that-they've got used ta'em, and
we'd better try something else; so I , move
to amend the resolutions by adding:
And whereas, hat-as' the" rebels air
in arms, and . avon't listen to reason, nor
take in a rashunal idee u nless you first
- make axle in their - zeds for it to get in ;.
and whereas, the kentry has got to hev
more salgers, therefore, • ,
Resolved, That the members of this
Leao - tie hereby volunteer for' the war.'
And on this I call the question. 11 `
I mit the questy nn, • and the- way the
boys yelled I' was a sin. So, ses I; 6 I
guess tain't worth while to call for tother
side ; it seems to be unanermus.'
At this, up jumped the Parson and sed
the trail of the sarpent was plain 'to be
seen.' . -
Then Square Dolma he got up, and sed
the Emma Sarabs of Jeff Vans was a
mong us. He feared ,the Chair wasn't
sound—He feared he was a Copperhead,
and that this was no place for loyal men.
Ile'd withdraw his resolushun, and
~withd
raw hisselfiand,invite the trooly loyal to
meet at some other time. -So be started
fat - the door, follered by about , half the
crowd, swifts he went sea I, with. wither
in' sarkaatn, ' Square, of Pm a Copperhead
iUitm-alinutton led-; I kin bite„, but you
i:III ' 6IAV b
After he-ind-his friends had gone we
1)8814 the follerin' :
Res?!yea, That-this crowd' hain't got
no three himdred ollar_sneaks in it, but
that well stand our draft,and.chivaree-ev
erg man that wont 'go when he's drafted,
but crawls out through his puss strings.
Then we adjourned,,and I'm in doubt
whether a I . ..eague or not,' but certain
that rtn Yours, •
' • ' )r Ein s S t IVIPES.
A PLAIN EPISTLE TO UN LE. AM,
I have a tnessage, Uncle Abe,
- For your own private ear,
As I can't get to WashingtOn;
And as you won't come here,
• I'm forced to put it into,type
With circumspection meek,
As bashful-members often print,
A speech- they do not speak. z,
head is nigh Ito bursting, r be,
' llfyery 'eye-bias throb,
To see what pesky work you make
• About that little-job,
Which you and Bill, and Horace G.
Agreed so nice to do,
• In . less than " - sixty days" from date,
Some twenty months ago !
We gave you heaps of soldierspAbe,
To help you smite the foe.;
A string' of warriors that winald reach
From.here to Mexico. - •
We packed them off:mth'spades to dig
And trusty guns to shoot,
With haversacks to grace their backs,
And fifes and drums to-toot.
1 •
Yoursaw these mighty legions, Abe,
And heard their manly . tread ;
You counted hosts of lirtng-nie3 l ,
Pray can ion count the dead?
Look o'er the broad Potomac, Abe,
Virginia's hills along, '
Their wakeful ghOsts are'beck'uing you
Two bupdre4, thousand strong !
.We glike you scv:eral . shillings, Abe,
To pay your little duns•
Enowltto.buy k dozen shirts,
And sundry pairs of shoes,
- We gave you Cattle, horses, mules,
And wagons-4ull n-score ; _
And'several cannon with a voice
Loud as. a bull could roar.
Now whit I'm after, lincle Abe,
. Is simply to find out,
What you have done with -all this 'ere,
And what you've been about!
If unto' Oesir you have given, • •
All "that is his concern, • • •
- Then Mrs. Caesar wants to know
What vouVhave done with kern.
I know you're young & handsome, Abe r
And funny as your Pol,
A peer exalted, great and high,
A Ruler seven foot . tall. •
You're big enough, if only smart;
To manage all the gang, -
And tho a little green—you'll rise,
When you have got the Hang !
You told us that the Lodos,,Abe,
Were rascals to the core,
Because they made so free a use
Of Uncle Samuel's store.
Full sixty milliolts in a year!
Now wasn't it sin
For Democrats to squander thus
The darling people's tin ? -
And are you not deserving, Abe, -
Both gratitude and. grab,
For having stopped this -wicked leak
In Uncle Samuel's tub?
The-sage who did tha woundrous deed,
Is fit for saints to slip;
It only costs-two millions more
To plug the vessel up.
Yon said the Soutliliad ruled Mt, Abe, '
Sorne4Efty years in peace,
And that ithe time had fully come,
When, their vile reign should cease;
That you were bound to take the helm,
The sinking ship to save,
And put her on another track—
., And--I rather think you have!
You're out of luck, entirely, Abe,'
The engine's off the track;
The boiler's burst, and there 'route, •
A squalling on your back!
The excise man is at the door,
COntractors cry for pelf;
You're blind and •stuptd, deafand lame,
Nor very well yourself: -
Your Cabinet is feeble, Abe,
And dull as - any dunce;
And if you havo an Once of brains, .
You'll ship them off at puce ;
Send Stanton to the Feejeasles,
GiVeWelles mid Chase the sack,
Swap Halleck for a Hottentot,
And, send for LITTLE Mac.
I know you tell Us, Uncle Ahe,
This is. a mighty war;
And that the job is rathr more,,
Than what you bargained for l'
That you haVadone the best you could,
• To make the rebels rue it,
'And if you knew what' next to do,
You'd go right °Wind do it !
-Now that's the very thing, Abe,
That, makes this din and clatter, -
You don't appear to "see it," Abe,
And that is what's the matter !
The nigger's in the wood-pile, Abe,
As shy as any trout;
Do You think the Proclatnation, Abe,
smoke the out ? ' •
Ton want to free the darkies, Abe, -
At least I so construe it ;.%
_The difficulty seems to be,
Tofind out how -to doit. •
The way, dear Abe, Li:mighty dark,'
And bothersome to see; -
I think.you'll have' to give it up,
And let' the darky be.
I tell you , what it. is, Abe,
The folks ;r begin to think, -
Tbisnolored sop Is' rather stale,
For vietuals or for drink. .
Ourmothertiove their abient sous
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Kingston, • 8.45*. . .1.45
Arrfve at'Scrantm, 10.00p.m. -8.40
A passenger train also le.aves King,ston at 8.90 a. M. for
Scrantonlo connect with train for New York. Return-
flag: leaves Scranton otearrival of train froin New York,
at 4.15p.m.
The Lackawanna and Bloomsbnrg Railroad connects
• with the Delawarc.l.Ackawanna and Western Railroad
at Scranton. for New York and intermediate points east.
At Rupert...it connects with Catawissa Railroad for
points both cast and west, arriving at Philadelphia at
7.00 p. m,
• A tp . m,
Connects with the Philadelphia
and ,Brie and Mottbern Central Rillrorid, for points
west and south—,-Passengers arriving at llarrisburg" at
4.50 p. m. , •
John P. 'ILSLRY,
J. C.-WELLS;Gen..Tieket Agent.
, • . S.- N. Pettenglitli ao. • ,
. . s
.
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No ay PARK ROW; Nevi? Yeirk, and 6 State Street, ,
/I Boston; are oar agents for the "Montrose Democrog,in
those cities, and are authorized:to take advertisements
andisubseriptions for as at our lowest rates,
sungliCATIP.( OIL,•
F ort MI Kind* of Machinery, for sale bb
ABEL tURRELt.
Tuirelr4
'I 4 33II=t3IICEI.
TEE, ALL .81117I9IEitiT.TTIRE*
The Great "American Remedies,ll
Known - am lirelmboldts
ttENITINE.IIItP4RATIONS,Itiz:
REVABOLTrS EXTRACT "BEClit,"
• SARSAPARILLA,
" INPROVEIT ROSE
MELICBOtD'S .GEAIIINE PRItaIIATION,
"Efighly,Concentriitcd" COmpound
. • Mac:Vs-12ot '33%2.03au p
• A positive and Specific Remedy for diseases.of the
Bladder, Kidneys, Criafel, and Dropsical
. .
--Tilts Medicine increases. the slower of dittetotion. and.
excites the absorbenti into healthy action. by which the
watery or caicerous depositions. anti all unnatnral cn
laruements arc reduced. as well ris pain and.inflamation,
. and is good for men; women or children.
HELMBOLD'S EXTRACT HUHU
•
TOR WEAKNESSES .
•
. .
Ammo from Excesses, Habits of Dissipa
- teou, Early Ipdiscretion, or Abuse,.
- • Attended with the following symptoms: •
Indispoaition to Exertion. Luse of Power.
Lois of Merriory, ' Difficulty of Breathing,
Weak Nerves, Trembling.
Horror of Disease, Wakefulness. '
Dimness or ViS ion, Pain in the Back,
.tiniverSal lassitude of the . Flushing of the Body,
Muscular System, Eruptions on the Face,
trot Hands, • Pallid Countenance,
Dryness of the
Thes' symptoms. it allowed.to go on, which this reed.:
icine invariably removes, soon follow
IMPOTENCY, FAIi";ITY, irILI;CTIC l ITS,
In one of which the patient nty_expire.. Who can ray
that they are not frequentliv followed by those "direful
dieease,"
Insanity, and Consumption•
?deny are aware of the cause of their-suffering, bht
none will conies's. The records cif the insane asylums
and the melancholly deaths by Consumption, bear am
ple witness to the truth of the asSertion.:
The Constitution,.once affected with
panic weakness,
Reipires, the aid of inedicine to sttenathen find invigor-
Ate the systetn,
,vv;,hich ELMBOLITS EXTRACT
BU
CHU invariably , toes. A trial will convince the most
-skeptical.
Females, Females, Females, •
Old or young, single, innrried, or conteni
plating.ntarriage,
In many affections - peculiar to Fenn'ley the Extreet Be
cbu is unequalled by any other remedy, as in Chloroeis
or Retention, Irregularity, Painfulness, or Suppression
of the Customary Evacuations. Ulcerated or Schirtous
state of the Merits, Leuchorrhea or :Whites;, Sterility,
and tor all complaints incident to the. si.x. whether aris
ing from Indiscretion. Habits of Dissipatioit, or in the
DECLINE-OR CHANGE OF LIFE.
" • *SHE SYMPTOM! ABOVE.
" NO FlOl-14, 7 1" - SIIOI.ILD BE WITHOUT IT.
Take no Balsam, 'Jlercury, or unpleasant medicine for
••• • nnpleasant and dangerous, disreases,
•
HELIUM'S EXTRACT BUCHU
CURES SECRET DISEASES
lan,' their etagei ; at little expellee ; little or ncfellange
iu diet; no ineonveuieuce, '
AND! NO EXPOSURE. •
It canees frequent- deaire, and gives Ntrengtb to 'Urin
ate. thereby remaing .obetrectione. pr.even and ca
ring Strictures of tlietrethra, allaying pain and inneni-,
mutton, eo frequent in this clean of (been:tee, and expell
ing Poisonous, dieeasol, and worn-ouetnatter. -
Thousands oi)on . thotimids
WHO HAVE BEEN THE VICTIM OF
cycrA.033.19, .
And who bare paid HEAVY FEES to be eriredln a abort
time, UTIVe touus ViCy Were Cleitml.vor, nna - that fhc •4 rote
bon; his, by the no of'! Powerful . Astringents. - been
dried up in the eyatem, to break out in Rti aggravatel
form, and
• PERHAPS AFTER MARRIAGE. " ,
' ' it SV.
HELMBOLVS EXTRACT BUCHU
Foresil sfloctfons and Diseases of
The Urinary Organs, -
Whether existing in MALE OR FE-11111 2 ,E.from Atialever
- cause originating, and no matter
OF HOW LONG STANDING.
Diseases of these Organs require the aid of a Diuretic.
HELMBOLD'S EXTRVCT. BUCHU
IS THE GREAT DIURETIC.
And it is 'certain tolinve the desired ettect in
all Dia
easee, for which it aq recommended.
BLOOD! BiQoa! BLOOD!
Helmbrild'a Highly ?Concentrated Coinpound •
Fluid Extract Sarsaparilla
This ft Ma uffecticii of the Blood; and attacks the Sex
nal,Organs, Linings Of:the 'Nose, Ears, Throat, Wiiid
pipe, and other Mucus S'nrfaces. making its appearance
in the form of tficeri. Iteltabold's Extract Sarssparril
la purifies the Blood and removes alramtly Eruptions of
the Skin givin„, ,, to the Cotnplcxiop a Cleat and Healthy
Color. .1t bei4gpreparedexpressly,for this class of com
plaikts, its Blooe- Purifying Properties are preserved to
a greater e ? Vert,t than any other preparation of Sarsupa
rillik. ,
Helmbold's Rage Wash.
t -
An excellent Lotion for Diseases cif a'Syphliftic Nature,
and as au injection in Diseases ofitba. trinirry great's;
arising from habits of disipation; tised• in' connection '
rith the Extracts Dacha and Sarsaparilla, in such dis
eases as recommended.
Evidence of the most responsible aid reliable character
accontpant i th'medicines: '
CiIiTIFIOATI6/3 OF - CIJILES:
From eight to twenty years standing, with names
mown to science and fame. , - •
For Medical Propurtlet of BUCRE,see Pkepenstitory of
the United States.
See Professor valuable work on. the{ Prac
lice of Physic. ,
See remarks made by the late celebrated Dr.-PRY
-of Philadelphia.
See remarks made by Dr. BPIlitAT5f McDOWBBL, a
celebrated Physician, and member of the Royal . College
of surgeons, Ireland, arid ; published I.b the. Transactions'
of the King'and Queen's-Journsl.
dee Medico-Cirurgical Review, miblished by, Benjamin
Trairers, Fellow of the Royal College .of Snrgeons, ,
See most of the late Standard works on
ETXRAC: $l 00 pen BOTTLE, 04 Sir ror Fts 00
-
" SattsaParama,l 00 " • ". 500
Ixroven Itoss.Wasn, 50 "
Or halts dozen °reach for $l2 00; Which will be suffi
cient tome the'mostobstinaite cases, it' 'directions are
adhered _
aympteini is all comminteatiena. Curet
guaranteed. Advice gratin. _ •• • .•, • , -
'AFFI - DAVIT.
Tersotizilly ippetir before mean Alderman of.'the city ,
of Philadelphia, IL T. Illeintbold,'Who k being May sworn
loth sayi his propitiations contain no narcotic,' no mer
cury, ofother injuruus drugs, but aresprtrely.vegetable.
IL T. HELMBOLD.
. • • .
Snwn and subscribed befor'e me, this _Std daY of Nov.
nu; .' • ' lIIBBARD.
a iderman..ls.lintb•t•treot, above - Rae%
Addecis. tters for information:hi `confidence, .
T.ILitIiMBOLD; Uhemitt. ,• •
Depot 101 South Tenth-street, below Chestnnt,,Phiht,
,'BEtrAII3I or comma/mu
A.ND WirIIINCIP34:II PFAIZIIS, 1. • •
Who endeavor . . to .diapoae of thetr 4 nwp„" and other
articles on,the repntaticin attained by - . , •
• , Gettutne - Prefiarattous,. .
" FAtract Und",
- ;*. " Bareitpurll4
" " .Iroproved.gore Wash.
Sold brill Druggists eierywhorn: : - -
AtitIPORIIILKIIOLIPE—TAXE*O'CritZEL
Cut ont-theadvertiFcment, und Rend Am It, end iiVid
Imposition and expronm. i Marchloth, (863—, y.
***
DI 3 - W1 E
INFALLIBLE
lb t•1'o'•1•1/E-jr - T
- • THE, - •
. •
GREAT REMEDT; - •
FOR RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA. LUMBAGO ;
GOUT. 'STIFF NECK AND JOINTS; . •
SPRAINS, BRUISES. cliTg,
. WOIrNDS, PILES, . .
' DEAD A ORE. .
[-AND ALL
RILUUMATIC AND-NERVOUS MURDERS
Fora)] or - which it-is a speedy and certain remedy, and
never fang. This Linenientrjs preparec from the recipe
or Dr, Stephen Sweet, or Connectlentil-the ruinous bone
getter, atm It is been uee•d in his 'practice for Inure than 22
years with Lae most astonishing sucetge. „
AS AN ALLEVIATOR-OF PAIN, it is unrivalled by
any preparation before the public, of which the most
skeptical may be convinced by a single trial. • • -
. This Liniment will cure rapidly anti mdica* ily. Rhes..
made Disorders of every kind, and in thousands of ca.
sea where R has been used it has never ta,pi known to V._
fait . -• •
FOR NEURAGIA. it will afford 'immediate •rellet la WI
• t:o
every case. however.disiressing. '
•It will relieve the worst eases or HEADACHE in three '
minutes and is warranted lb do it. .
:
TOOTHACHE also it will cure i..stantly. • •
FOR NERVOUS ; DEBILITY ; AND GENERAL "'.;
LASSITUDE, arising from imprntlence or excess, this
Liniment is a most happy and, unfailing remedy, Acting
directly upon the •nervons _tissues; it strengthens and
revivifies the system,. and restores it to elasticity and
vigor.
FOR PILES.—As an external - remedy, we claim thatit
is the best knowff, and we challenge the worid l to produce
an equal. Every victimof this distressing complaint
should giveit a trial, for it will not fail to afford immedi.
ate relief, flail in a majority of case" will effect a radical
cure. • - •
• QUINSY ANTI SORE THROAT . are sometimes, ex.
;•
tremely malignant and dangerousbut a timely applies.
tion of this linmeent will never cure.
SPRAINS .are sometimes very obst iffate. and enlarge.
mentor theloints is liable to • occur if neglected. The
worst'case may be conquered by this liniment in two or
three days.
-BRUISES. CUTS. WOUNDS, 'SORES,. ULCERS,
BURNS AND SCALDS, yield readily-to thewondertal
healing propertieS of DR.. SWEET'S INFAI-LIBLR.
LINIMENT, when used aceopling to directions.: Also,
•
CHILBLAINS, FROSTE FEET, - AND' lihECT
BITES AND STINGS.
• .
Dr, Stephen Sweet of Con'eticut,
the Great Natural Bone Setter.
•
Etephen Sweet of Connecticut,
is known all over the United States.. '
Stephen Sweet of Connecticut,
la the author of = Dr. Sweet's Infallible .iniment."
Dr. Sweet's Infallible Liniment
Cures Rheumatism and -never fails.
Dr, Sweet.'s Infallible Liniment
Ia a Certain remedy fur NTlralgia.
Dr .Bweet's'lnfallible Liniment
Ctires ‘ Bir.s
uaucLticaltle. ituniediati:ly. •
Dr. Sweet'd Infallible Liniment
Is the best known remedy for sprains \end bruins.
. _
Dr. Sweet's Infallible Liniment
Cures Headache ivarnediately and was never kaol
to tall. , . •
Di. Sweet's Infallible Liniment
Affords. immediate relief for Piles., and aeltlnm tails
to cure.
DR. SWEET'S Innillible LINIMENT
Cures toothache in oneminute. -
•
DR. --- SWEEI"S, Infallible LINIMENT—
Cure-euti wounds immediately and leiires'no sear:
LINUIENT •
Is the !lest remedy for sores-in the known world.
DR. SWEEVS. Irithllible LINIMENT
'Has been tilled by - tuore than a million people, and all
praise it. .
DR. SWEETS - InfMTible LINIAIEMT
Taken. internally cures colic, cliolera morhus and cholas
DR. SWEET'S
la‘irlilv a !'friend 3n ueed,',' and exi,:xylatuily mbobld
havea at hand.
DR. SWEET'S Infnilible LINIIIF.NT
Id for,Falq by all Druggibti... Anti 50 cekit's
• '
•
A Friend in Need. Try it. •
Div Sweet's Infallible Liniment •
Its ariesterrial rctiiecly. is 'without a rival, and will alio
viute pain more spieedily than any other preparatibn. For
all Rheumatic and Nervotis Disorders It is truly' infalliblo
and as a curative for sores, wOunds, sprains. broloes, &c.
its soothing, healing and powerful` strengthening prop.
erties,"exelte the Just wonder and a'stouislirscrt of all
Who have ever given it n trial.• Over one thousand .
elites of remarkable eures.performed by it within the last
two years, attest the fact.
TO HORSE OWNERS
Dr. Swiet's hrfvlliLle Eininzerit for Horses
•
is unrivalled by any, and in all cases otlameness arising
from sprains., brnise.6,"or.wrenching, its-effect is rna:lcal
and curtain , llarncr.s or saddle galls. scratches. mange.
ete„ it will also cure speedily. Ringbone and sprain
may easily be prevented and cured in their incipient sta
ges. but confirmed cases are beyond tbe.posstbditv of a
radfccacura. No of the kind, however, is so despe
rate or hopeless but it may be alleilated by this#iniment
and Ha faithful application will alWays remove the large
ness and onable the horses'to travel with comparative
,eaSe.
Every Horse Owner
should have this remedy at hand. fnr iteUtrielynse at the
first appearance of lameness will cifetually prevent those
formidable diseases, to which .all horses are liable, and
Nitich render so many otherwise valuable horses.:.nearly
worthless.
n u. %wgrAir9%
INFALIBLE LINIMENT
SO'LDIER'S FRIEND;
And thotistinds hive found it truly
A FRIEND
_INS NEED
Terarolit Imposition.; obierve the Signature tutd Lihoners.
of Dr. Stephen Sweet on every label ; and also "Stepbcn
Sweet'it.inthllible Mit-intent" - blown in the glissiof each
boille, without whithiloue are genurne,. „ _
BICUAIt DSO:: ,t CO., . sole lioprietors, Norwich', 'CI:
M 4b .
• • ' ORGAN ~A EN, General Agents: •
e •
' de cptNyy - 4 rfreot,.New York.
•CC.r, "8 old by dealers everywhere.
•
KEYSTONE HOTEL,
At
.!
A Montroag, Pa:
ling. , Pro r,
Piteto
T'S;now and commodious Rota issitated on Public
Avonue, near the Court Mouse, and neatly-in centre
of the business portion of Montrose. The proprietor is
conddentthaChe is prepared to entertain guests Ina way
that cannot fall to gi ye ENTIRE SATISFACTION.
• The Hotel and Parniture.-are new, and no expense has
been spared to render it equal trim' superior to any In
thia part of tho State. It is well supplied with
recent
improvements and bomforts,.and obliging waiters will
always be ready to respond to the cap of customete.
The Stables connected with this house are new - and
convenient. " •
The Proprietor respectfully solielta• the patronage of
hts old' friends, travellers, and the public generalls.
Jau&i tf WM. K. RATES