The . Zeisige.." . - The President'iV Message has been pub lished; mid generally , " What do you thitik-eif • it?" - et ery Man - asks 'Of his neighbor, mid then both break on into a laugh. At first, it was regarded liy 4natiq as one of the President's jokes. We were asked by, st-teril of people last eitening it what we hail jointed as Nr.Lincotialles-. sage was a+.l really genuine—whether we! had not, " just tier Ilin," intierpolated sonic of thOse liniisbykine anti ridiculous Ceti- 1 unties. be it. "Can 'it lee possible," our interrogators would ask, "that a Presi- . dent of ~ the United States is capab'e of putting-firth such stuff itr a grate State piper?" "Yes," ; we replied, "it is quite possi ble, when a man chosen by a party. which boasts' of possessing!" all the tutellipice' of the country. is President." But, even our solemn asstratice . that we l bad printed the words of- the docuinenst as they had come to us,.ertir .t he wire*,[ saareely convincedl,our astonished friends', that we had not interpolated or 1:113.1i:" se-; rions - mistiikes in printing it. •To convince us that we were Wrong .they would open',. the Journal, and read such Buttsbyisms or axioms as the following: "Certainly, it is' not so 'easy to pa., something as it is to pay nothing,..--but it is easier to pay a large sum than it is to pay ta forger one, and it is easier to pay any sum when we are s able than It is to pay it &fore we are able." And, determined to Satiiify us that we had misprinted the document, our anxious. 'inquirers referred us to the closing sett, tenser of the message. These, they were certain, we Ink! added for the purpose of throwing ridicule upon that extremelyl,, VirOur 'readers -will remetrikrer that "honest"intlividualwhose name is.appen.,, Congress not long ago, and after secession ded to the docum'ent, under considers-I had done its work, unanimously Lion. "We say we are for the Union— I -titsasteht,Chat neither mi., Congress of the 'United nor s,a te tt: c e p t t e h the world will not forget. that we - say this.re C ec o t r i t rtielalt6 of t h h t g t n o ° l legislate f.- 4 S ho tg ld te ing s, We know how to save.the Union. [ it's upon , or interfere with: slavery in any of right siave-anki offhie.Congrem and this Administration.") ! tag ntates in the union.•••—sheossoressignon, pasied The world knows we know ItoW to save , Feb. tub, 11361 it." * " In giving freedom.to the slave We assure freedom to the free"---, 5 ?`the world will ever applaud and God must forever - bless Abraham' Lincoln !" Serious ao the situation of afikirs is, and 'serious as we ought to be and feel, in ref trey& to a message at such. a time, we Cannot bring ourselves to :consider this document with seriousness'— Its. ridicu lous' farcical charaeter'forbids. It is be neath dignified criticism, and like the broad f.s-rce that usuallf_suceeeds the sad dest trageq, it excites..!a laugh in spite of any tears of the previints noiment. The 'antics of anape on the roof : of a burning house, fired ,bythis oWn mischief, could not be more ludicrous than Mr. Lincoln's ef forta to escape the damning c.it,sequences of his own destructive potiev ; and while we deplore the threatened destruction of the. noble fabr ic; cannot but smile at the comic distress of the unfortunately el evated ahimal i though it does so strongly resemble a man !—Leader. 'Some tears ago, pave 'Wilmot, re ferring-, to the approaching contest !or President in l - 156, and seeming to fear the Republican vanilla:me (Fremont) won d br defented, expressed hin intentions an 'follows: - "11l he II ill. don't joiti l ihe par , that * l think will „send the emairy to THE QUICKEST." Fremont was joined the abolitio n party which promises to do the - job for Wilmot within fjc• years. But the white folks in -pave's 'TM riet voted at the last election. a' , if °ley were willing to • let him go to ibe hot hole if he wattled to, but wer e b‘olnil to save th t e country, -if repudiating him at this would do any good. Alai! poor I..pave,—you ° can't be reblected Senator - M . A Pottsville newspaper says that • "Letters roceiyed in this phice, from offi cers of the Pett..sylvailia V(llunteers - , who are staunch Repoblieans inpolitice,-state that,the- removal of Gene .11 ' McClellan 1 .. has completely dem?ralizedl the army of the Potomac."! 1 - 1' .• l arOver a litindi - e‘t forispners are con fined in the old Capitohyris'on at. Wash ington: Some 'lays! a7k. !hey wanted a supply of wood. Fifteett,c4:ls were Sent for, but on tnetsuriOg it when delivered, it-was short three-cortbi 1 Now but *very mean administration would rob' its politi :cahprisoners of woui. . , IrlrA new seheme of plUnder by the .abolition cabal Wa.hinuton. Men are - . kidnapped, cage, and theh l releassd when :they pay moneo be let - ontl The vil lainy who rule uswould sell the4.'souls it they had any, au 'steal others ilthey had any use fur them ' , ___ ' - A Cuutosiry.-1-Our friend; Mahlon Hel ler, Eq., of Bushkin, Pike county presen ted us with an ear acorn containing eight rows—four 'of them are brown, tr,ild the balance yellow.—Monroe Democrat.:.._ rirAn amusing adaptation of Sacred poetry is - told of a good old lady;who'when told' that the salvation of the Union de-. ,pends on the Abolition party, exclaimed "Oh Lord on what s rottetirhresd, . Hand everlasting things." galrNo news - from the 'Army of ,the Potomac. All is quiet along.the Burnside 1011 probably ,be delayed for. a want of styptics, and finally rempved, for $ party favorite, after Which things will c e done fast:. • „ JZTl'he statement in the Tribune, ifoC., about peace offers, is a very silly partisan falsehood. fartongrese will be able to do.bat lit +tle between the Mae and the Holidais -.atter which • thay will get to-work at the ;darkeyAitestion. —The New York, citreleetion resultod in a clean Sweeping Out of the. aholition . .office holders. So it goes everywhere. —Those •whO hare wide intercourse with the Aneinbers of Congress diseotwr that those from the Nest ow) Northwest return "to_ Washington with- decidely ...conser,•ative views of ibe . .proper condn .of the war and of onr politicai filltre, wfule thd eastern and New gngland inetnbe'rs . -grow more -radleal daily. • 1 ' • — 7 -The purely Ahol don eralrlengsg • • ' •• • . . „ . , .. ed in the South Car,,li tia ', ex ',edit Von rent:tin trelttl in 1 mnp. .- l he deceased - was a i in -- essatiet in tie aria .' ' - ' ear ' ' ' 1 - re use. srili• h 'the- parties NEW MILFORD. November lath. 1011. ' 341.21C,X 31 1112 , 18/21110. ' • -• ma they were more thug a v'ear aao• Tite r w -kind looLbaiol, an uffietionute Sather, an I interested at hie office in Montrose.; on Friday, the seem chietYititelit otheirj•l -. } . 1A... 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Master lirook.:' - Due ..., ~. 2 . 2 mit 2 2 . 2 Li French 5,00 in training negro si .I,licrs ; that -eonetanOy 4 , Life's - labor done, as sinks the disk, To England, /retail d RZid bcotlaiiiic' tulfithil=jtitehelL and every stitch a air* oat . 161.11M11.11 ~, It o Ila rll . ''' • COFFEE , ma„,„. Flano,nntil the Wails seas, e,OO run ,away, aud trying -' • 111 edit Cate negro - -Light front l!ta load the spirit. till ;-. -•- . - .f‘' non: I Amp, / m yself tk ..m.t lu t enacquired, hem lone ex, • • „ • • . 11 Room rent, < 1,60 . A L R8,A.11,141/114.43 n 4 l:l,NAliri it iettnnta °cane perlenee at: the business a Ain requisite to -glve soy rims y u , smo tt oi , un de rom g m u st - Jarir t .4 4, 4l , ABEL i TURRELL ':,l Itypense of Recitation t 0 0m ,"..,,, Los 2.00 l! t ahieit. We - ,espeet they will niake tint WhileJleaven and earth etintleitie to say, ; Pseuds li p t rard eye th Pee ilprin,Wl " man or boy p arlt, an tomfurtabig lt, 4 lthey ru ttakt. 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