The Montrose Democrat. (Montrose, Pa.) 1849-1876, June 23, 1859, Image 4

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    IFlNgmigar
Squire Brown's Elastic. Breeches.
•
"When I came to Illinois, many years ago"
said Squire Brown, "'it .was fashionable to
Wear buckskin britches, that is, totelles-made
cif-dressed dear skins. In fact everybody had
to`wear 'lll to be looked
. upon--as anvthing
_ .
hee respectable. •
Well, soon afterl landed; I had me a
nice pair made, all scolloped and fringed up
the seems and around the bottom of the legs •
in regular apple-Pic order; that is to sly irk
rale fancy style. I put: 'em on; and a rale
inn up fit they were, too-4 jest telryou I I
felt proud of - 'cm, It- wasabout-the middle
of the iit-ek when I- ut 'em on, And so I was •
?-ortal careful I;:eent -till Saturday night, fur
at that time I wanted 'em to show off to the'
best adviritage, fora particular purpose.
"Satyr ay night came, and I took down
my-Sun;,ind told father that I believed I'd
go acrosslthe swamp *and see if I could'nt I
roost some tutkeys. Turkeys worn% what I I
was after, though, by a long shot. Old Ul3-
cleßilly West, ns the youngsters alf called I
him, lived 'about-fun r miles bet-and the swam?) i
and he h 4,1 a daughter named Mary—we
called hsir'Molly—and as I was a young lad
just about going out of my teens, and she
was about the same , age, you may draw a
putty -correct conclukion as to the kind'of
barkers I was after. :
sooner was I out of sight of this house
thanlbsgan to put in my best lick; 'for un
cle Just before sunset I arrived at
--the pond in the middle of the swamp, and as
it was frozen I concludjd to cross over on the j
ice, rather than take time to- go around to
the narrow place and walk the log. I star-' ;
ted, but ere I had made cinch oven half the
di,tonce-across, the ice broke and let 11 . 2 . e into
the watermore than knee deep. - As the on-1
ly alternative now left, I splurged it till I got
to Cother side. Once out I -saw myself in a
purty • fit.
.The )egs mv- sew leathery
brittles were soaking wet. - I - counselled with
myself for Some time as to the propriety of
going on or - returning. Finally / :concluded
that uncle Billy's folks had seen many:.
matt kit the legs, of his britches wet, espe
ciAlly in these wet, Zippy films, and there
fore I'd better go; in - deed thcil-- up too
many nice things to say-to Molly, to allow
myself to,be turned back by trifles: .
"After . proceedint a short distance, I fel;
sonietbitrg'a tan”ling about my feet, and I
stopped -.to .look what -it was:: Well; sir it
was my britches legs, now bon tThren inch-
es too long, a flapping about. Out came my
jack. knife, rind I whacked . off over three
inches from each leg, independent-of-scollups
and flounces. Half a - mile further and the
tangling commenced a'gain, and.off came an
other strip; and -so the - same scene kept=being
enacted over and ore ;'until - I believe in my
. soul I must hare - cut nigh on to • three foot
• off'p each' leg. If - you know anything about
dressed buckskin-yon'!l see into-this hi a min
it when,i; gets Wet .it stretches to all
creation. • •
. "-When I turned up at-thy destination,
un
tie Billy and 'aunt, Jane,- (that was his old
womar4and Molly seemed tickled almost to
death to . .S . 3e Me.
_They fairly banded mo
around ,among one another, for it %;• s as the
first tirrePanY of our folks had been over to
see =em, !trough they'd all spent a Sunday at
our house. You' see, they looked- upon us
as dreadful fine folks, simply because we were
new Comers ; and so they all went to work
' _and made me feel putty muCli. at home.
"As soon as • 1:41 got to the light—for it
Was' dark itov, - ---I:took a squint down at the
legs of my britches, to see.if trimmed 'em
about right, and I came to the conclusion
s that I had. • "
`UnCle 'Billy and me; we pitched into talk
ing about the weather, and such like; and
aunt. Jane and Melly, they got up in the
chimney corner and went to knitting, and
Molly and me, we kept a taking sly.glances•
at one another, whenever we found the old
folks wern't a looking. There was•a_tremem
dons big log fire on, and I tell.sou it felt fine
. to a feller in my =fix, cause you see, I was
kinder damp around the legs. "
"After we'd talked and went on forlome
•tjrne, I caught a chariCe, when the Old wo- 1
- man was looking down at her knitting, a I
trying to, pick up a stitch she'd dropped, and
the old man 'bad twisted riroun-I and was
looking at the-bed kinder sleepy say
lOrught that chance and ;bought 1. 7 .1 look at
Molly and kinder smile, jest to-see if the mil
ter'wouldu't . smile - back again.. It was no i
hen I looki at her I seed she was most- ,
•
tickled to .desth ahnut something, and that i
_she WAS: looking words the bottoms of my
britches legs, A hot flash went_all'-oref me,
for 1 thought if moot be that I'd made some
bungle in trimming 'em. AS - soon as I got 8;1
good chance I took a sly look dower myself,
and::stirelen.ongh • I seed I had—one of my
britches legs twas nearly to . the top of my
sock, and niy.sock. werent none of the clean.
est inthe World ; and what was wuss, there
-wear a thundering him hole - in it tight
through to a dirty spot on my shin,
"Thinks Ito my f, Tom, (that's my parne,)
You've . gone And done it this time, and no
:rni,take, and I wi s h to goddriess, you were at
home; but it's too late to worry about spilt
"milk. As quick as , flash I shifted around
like, and bid that leg behind the other, and
then• I Icht over at her hi - Der -exultingt - Y.
Judge of trsy • feelings when this _time! seed
she was tickled runs than. before. The big
drops started out all over my face, for I
ittowd there !mist be something else pot
right; so putty soon I lookt.,down, and shure
as you Tire there war my 'other britches leg
about an inch shorter than the one first dis-
. .
covered: - ...
`Ms was awful! I jnmpt right-up i and
pretended to be wsrmlog% my bank,- for I
'snowed a stn . ' dtg up would-let nit britches
down a..litfle. As soon as I could;tbout exci
ting smspicion, nook anotherlance at 'em,
• and, sir, they were both two i ches - a - bore my
. socks,and toalkipearance s:il rising. Thinks
f
I; Tom; Osiers must he something wrong, for'
. certain. liretiby you'vgone and burnt your
blritcli..; or vho knows hot rou j ie.bewitched,
or something! I guess,you'd better be a tod
dling, though it' . .4 awful to leave - this sweet
critter 'thout sparking her a while, after corn
ing so far throne' ilie cold—so sat s I to the
old man and old women :: = .
• "Try to come overand see our folks as soon
as-you can t"_ciind then I piekt up my gun.
"What'.' , says-uncle 13i14, "you ain't go
ing home rhope r . : _ •
"Ye's " says I, "I most be getting-along"
"Tut! tut !" . .mt3 s he, "I won't think of such
a thing. Why, yOu must Slay's!! night with
as." - • .
"Yes," put in 'Aunt Inno,-"you!rousn't
of goingetome to night."
"Yes. I must he going."says r, catching-t
a glance at the legs of my britches, and seeing.
they had got well nigh : on to as high - as my
ktieeF. '
"Why mustyoti go?" says the . old mat.—
r " You can't du any !lag at home ,to - night
when you gerthere.:" - •
"Cause ' "
. "Just then Mully, who had been bitieg her'
party lips to try to hold in, busted right - in al
loud laugh' and "tteri the she
reached overand boxed her ears; but that oar
Iv-rnaee her laugh wilas.- AS teen' air she
mold hold is .a little she whispered something
her mother's ear, which made the 6'.4 wo
mail look mighty serious, marl she said
tha! ron.tn't,do it." - Then she i
Iwent back into thelittle kitchen, stint she said
1 1 , 3 her old man:
"'William came here a minute."
"Ho went, and I heard them talking some
;
thing about old britches; and then about
; new pair of his'n, and so on. Winking that
MO me Lost chance to get off, I lumbered. 1
hada% got but n liitle' distance before I beard
the old man citiling me; and be' kept on a
calling till I got-clear out of hearing; but I
I tell - you I had no notion of going-liack.".
- 'Vert- sttange, indeed !" remarked 'a gen- .
tleman from the city, who,,like 'myself, ;bad
been one of Squire Brown's listeners. "I beg
Lyour pardon; but will, you be so good as to
explain the cause of - your pantal&ms drawing
upso!'
t•
I ""Certainly,"repaed
the Squire; "you'know
they got to long. when they were
,wet, and I
cut 'em off? That's the way of dressed buck
iskirt, it stretches to the middle of next week
when It is wet, but as soon as it . ge't drF it
I goes badk just like it was at first. If I'd ir
' known any thing about leather-britches l'd a
I rolled 'en; up as first as they got too long, and
then %then °they began to dry and get too short
1;1 a:tit:trolled they
As it was, I ruined my
britches and another chap got Molly."_
itifiTlCE TO FARMERS:
to call the attention of Farmers 'to
Ithe Indt;pendent Tooth -
NOOSE 0A E.
This Rake hai been used for the .past three
years in this County . and proved 65 be, the Rake
and the only Rake 'suited to the *me; country.
Any one, not wishing- to take , the assertion ;
and echo wants a Rake, please try it, and if . not
satisfactoh, return it within three days un
iniurc.,d, and take his money. 'To merchants
and 'dealers a liberal deduction frtim retail price
of Ocelve 'dollars. All kind's of t;Grain-taken.
is exchange for Rakes at Searle's'. mill._ Also
second hand Wire Tooth and Revnlving Rakes
sold very cheap. All orders promptly attended
to and' Rakes delivered on short notice.
• .Itesideuce of the subkriber,and manufactory,
one mile - from Montrose,-on Snake 'Creek turn
t_ pike- . - CHANCY FOOT.
Montrose. April 25, '59--3m
'
" BUSE% ESg GOES ON."-
NEW READY 'PIT STORE -
AT THE 4 . 4 '
I - •
HEAD OF-NAVI.derION.
THE subscriber having just *turned from
New York, would most resppetfully. inform
his friends (if he has any) and thd public gener
ally, that lie is now prepared to serre therit with
1a Q.soobs- 2 4iloiutht forEusill
at the old stand formerly occupied by C.W.llfott,
where he will sell for lir.Any ; Par.at PRICEs that
will suit everybody. His stock consists of
Choice - Family Groceries, of all kind:, Stone
Ware, Wooden Ware and Brooms, Boots and
Shoes, Ladies Gaiters—for 65 cents, Prints,
.Delains. Heavy and Fine, Brown and Bleached
Mnslins, Linens, Canton Flannels, Drillings,
Towelling,Jaequard Diaper,Tlcks,Apson Cheeks,
Denims, Striped' Shirting, Pants and Vest Trim
mings, Seamless B•igs,Cotton BattS,,White and
Brown Knitting Cotton, Veil Barege, Gloves
and Hosiery= large assortment. Y
, ankee No
tions, &0., HENRY C.iTYLER:
Montrose, April, 1859.
' LA DIES who like a splendid article for the
Hair please. call at TVI.E4i s. and get a bottle o
Burnett's Coroaine—best and cheapest in usk, ,
Also Lubin's Extracts for the llandkerchief
first quality.
rz - t:›Ta
7COBB would respecifully announce to the
. public that he may still be found at the
ohistandjully prepaied to attend to the wants
of the cottnutiity. - lie will keep on hand a good
stock of
•ir• - irc:scerlefs:
SUGARS, TEAS, COFFEE, &ICES; FRUIT, FLOUR
and SALT (bf the sack or barrel,) Ft - szt, authall
articles found in• First Class Groceries.
!He would pirticularly call the attention of
Farmers and others to the fact that he .is
constantly receiing fresh 'supplies of
FIRST RATE FLOUR,,
also_ good and medium qualities, which Will be
sold ntowr i -lor ready pay, in quantities to 'suit
the purchaser.
'Montrose, Feb: 21st 1859. •
STRANGE
TitAv should
every
tit tri
i o ntellig . llat a new a
man in
thin
erran
°mm, r u e:
r i
meet has been made by
WEAVER & ATHERTON,
AT TITE
SrEAlf MILL SHOP,
FOB. CALI:TING ON THE BUSINESS OF
and Carriage-Ironing.
MEA,32Sr rnow this to be - a fact
hut for the benefit °Lae ••evv- who do
not. wc.woutd-say that we are prepared to do any
work in our'line, which may be intrusted to us,
in the most durable manner, the most approved
style, and-in the shortest possible time. ,All our
work whrranted to give good satisfaction:
JAMES M. WEAVER, - JEICNE L ATEErirON:
slcm trose r March Ist, 8.59.-6 mit:
MC:iONT-4 1 161-i -
G. V. FORDIIIAIIi
AS remered his shop across ihe street; to
1./ the building one door below Keeler &
Stoddard's, which he .has Elted up expressly for a
Saddle, Harness and Trunk - Mali,
where may be found all kinds of
•
.1 - 1./3.l=tlVMl3.
from the heaviest team, to the lightest trotting
harness, r.nd -a general assorment of trimmings,
which will Le made up or sold eery
Carriage Trimmings;
A good assortment on hand, which will Le sold
eery low; all trimming done cheaper than else-
Where.
OAK LEATHER
on hand, from which harnesses will be made and
V l VELFriSiaated.:
*,,,*Customers will -please bear in mind that I
wish to settle up once a yea.f. Those haring
unsettled accounts, er notes . due, wilt oblige
by settling or making payment without further
delay. - G. F. FORDIIASI,
--Feb. 24th, 18591 ontrose, Pa.
H. GARRATT,
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEIALER IN
- FLOUR,GRAIN - SALT 'fie
NEW NtL I
ORD.--Sale Room, PBAITB 0;4 e.'
WILL keep constantly on hand the best
brands of FLOUR—.=by the Saek or Hun
dred Barrels=at the InFest market prices. Also,
SALT—by the Single Barret or Loa&
All orders from Me'rehants and Dealers will
be promptly attended to.
Cash paid for Grain, Wool;Pelts,
and all Fanners! Prodticein their season.
11. GARRATT.
New Milford , April'2d, 1859, .
-50' CENTS
WILE PAY FOR ONE OF THOSE
,IMMOTTPES
With Cases. • • - Call at the
Car on the Green.
- •
All Work *an ant - ed not to fade.
1 1 .1). WOOD;
Montrose, April 13M, 1851r—tf:
ISMMIXSCHOOL' LIBRARIES
tarnished to 01*-7 by 3..I.YONS•SEPON.
1859.
ce,
o ,e
(7P't
- ISPS4tI,OO .
PAYSFOR.A 'ITU, COURSE. IN TUE
IRON CITYi COLLEGE,
the largest, most extensively - patronized and
. • best organized
C0E5C . 1 1 .241 -F tsal 00/24203
•IN TIIE
• 1:733.1.teadi ES tatem.
, :iiii Stubenis attnittnin . naii
.
M ARCU, 1859.
Usual time to complele a lull course from 6
to 10 weeks. Every Student, upon graduating,
is guaranteed to be competent to manage the
Books of any Business; and qualified to earn n.
*Wart of from
. . _
. .$5 - 00 TO $1000. •
Students eater at any time—No Vacation—
Review at pleasure. i •
BM Pretni.xxxiagst
FOR BEST PENNMANSHIP AWARDED IN
....
- 1. S b; -€!• . •
mr- Ministers' Sons ieceived at half_ price.
* *For Circular and !Specimens of Writing,'
Inclose two letter stamp's, and address - '
F. W: JENKiNS, Pittsburg, Pa.
I - April 14110 859. t.sep;9.*
4.-____ _________
•
• . •maw
ttrobision c.torr,
At 7101 , tlettOSE, Pa.,
ONE doer below JiEthridge's Drug Store,
on Public Arenuci where will be found
constantly on hand geperit - asgortment of
'.GROCERIES.t
Such as Sugars, MohissPs, Syrups, Teas, Coffee
Pz..
Also the nl;o7e . s‘t . brands of
FAMILY FLOUR,
Meal, Lard, Pork, Hatni, Fish, CaOdles Se.
We,solicit a share of (he7puhlie patronage, and,
pledge ouraelt , eit to do the lair thing, hoping by
each . bargain_to secure another.
- -
BALDWIN & ALLEN.
ALFf:ED BALDWIN. W. L. ALLEN
15.5..5. J. DICKEOCTIAN, JILL 185 S
HARDWARE - STOVE. EMPORIUM
. _
THE undersigned warthi take this opportu.
nity inform his friends and custotnorsi
that he has recently made large,additions to his
former extensive stock of
Hardware, Stoves, Stove Pipe, I
Stove Trimmings,
° Zinc, &c., that •he is prepared it(' supply the wants of
the community in that- )ine tat unusually..low -
pritles. lie flatters him Self that his facilities for
manufacturing his own Wares, Stores, &c., giv e
him a decided advantage_ over any who pur - !
chase and transport at a ;heavy expense their en
tire stock.
He would say to those who wish to purchase
STOVES of any description, STOVE PIPE, or
TRIII.MINGS, of anykiad, and pay for them, he
is prepared to give thermgreat bargains; but to
those who want to purchase on a year's gredit
and then let it run two years More, be had rath
er they would call on-soino one efie, even if They
have to pay seventy-five Iper cent more thou an
article is worth. In the line Of
Shelf Hapdware, .
his assortment is the largest and be s t seleded in
Susquehanns County; purchased as his' stock
bas bees 'mostly of manufacturers, ho is enabled 1
to offer Milo - Cements to those country merchants
who buy Small bills, rarely found this side of
the big
,city. We can offer special inducements
to Carpenters and Joiners who are in want of
either Tools or Building Materials. Black
smiths car , find ANVILS, VICES, BELLOWS.
and, in fad, almost anything in their 1 Vie, by calk
ing on vs, II
C R .
IZ A.l l R
Our suck of
Dry Goods, Groceries, Boots and
. Shoes, Bats and Caps,
tree Notioas,
&c., -
is as large as the times will admit of. They wore
pnrvhased at a Jow figure, and will be sold at
prices to correspond with - the times.
READY-MADE CLOTHING !
We, have just nper4d about one-and'a-halt
cords of ready-made clopring. Every body says
they are cheap, ' Some ay they are rery cheap,
and a number have ventured to say they are dog
cheap. Certain it is thrit a small pild °Penney
will buy alarge pile of 4lothing.
Wo would add, in . thrs connection, for the in
formation of all concern ,d and the " rest' of mai
ltind,"- that we are tired and sick of the credit
system; we have suffered enough by it already,
and are determined td rid ourselves of the
the whole "critter." Ifplieving that the nimble
sixpence 'is the tine syStern, we are resolved to
adopt it, and aro offering our goods at prices to
correspond.
I .` 4 ,*Produce — taken in jexchange. for Goods.-
-
J. DICKER:IJAN, Jr.
NCW Milford Nov. 2qt.h, 1858.
A C A - R D
GILSON, Nov. 92d, 1859.
W FIE4St h er: have been som a statements
naemeaa ilstisr rccls.KriE l.and whereas said R. Alielleyhi; commenced
. a suit against me in the common pleas of Sus
quehanna couttty for-trespass on the case, now
for the sake of a settlement of said suit and
Peace and quietness make the...following ate
knowledginents: first I regret that I ever said
anything about said Kelley, and at .this time
withdraw all charges against her that I have
made and do not believe her at this ihne to be
such a girl: D. F. DOINDAGZ.
WM. B. SIMPSON,-
Shop in Boyd cf: - ifre . h;4e . r a new building ' ,
next door above' Keeler if, Stoddard's.
AWING worked the" past nino years
.11. with the tonnt skillful workmen; he feels
confident that' he can d'o the tenet difficult jobs
on short notice.
Itarritird to Girt,Saliductie*.
•
W. B. SIMPSOn haslworkod for RI for-some
time..nnd 1 can recorgraend him as a carefil and
skilful w,orkinan; - comptitent to do .attgoodswork
as can be done in the country, and , worthy of
confidence. Wet. A, Cults stxmlf.
Towanda JunclOth ;1858... ' -,
• Refers to—Wm. E14.e11, E. W. Bo t ird, E. D.
Montayne, E. 0. GOOdrich, B. 4'ingsbuty, Towan
da! B. S. Bentley, Lj Searle, Lothrup,
J, Wittenberg, .Montrobb.
_
.* * *Jewelry neatly rhilairod on - short notice,
and on reasonable termtt...[Jtme 15th,-1858,-1.-
FREE EX!HIBfTipNf
AT rirliiiinioPl
From 6 a, m.to .10 p. ay -
Cijr yate l t fasimis!
Comprising , the Greatest Variety of
GENTLEMEN'S. COSTUME•
ever presented to the public. mN.24r
DFNTAL- NOTICE,
!MitD has located himself
in Montrose for'alre petpor of min...ring - 4h
the Drfrat:Paecteiteld 01 its °ranches. He is
ndis? ready to attend trl ell calls in hiwprofession
with promptness, and Will endeavor to give entire
satisfaction. .All operiitions vvannanan. OtEee
over Chandler's store.l. Sept. 15th, 1858.—tf.
•
THE MONTROSE DEMOCRAT.
i'CBLISCIED THURSDAYS AT NIONTROSF:, PA,-
°Fria ON PUBLIC AVENUE, OPP,O,SITE THE P. 0,
TERMS-42 per annum, or $1 50 in adpince.
bplinquentliubject to charge of $2 50 per yimr,
With interest. Discontiquanees optional with
the Publisher until all arrearadei ore paid.
Advertisements inserted at $1 per square of
12 lines; 25 cents per square for each insertion
after the first three.. One square one year, $B,
each additional square, $4.
Job Work of all kinds executed neatly
and promptly. • Blanks always on hand. •
REMOVAL:,
Llmo & Post, Attorneys at. Law, have
removed 'to their new Mike, a few doors
south of Boyd & Webster's corner,
Montrose 0et.,25.-3m
• DR. WM. L RICHARDSON. •
WOULD resiiectfullv tender his Professional
Services to the inhabitants of . .
- MONT ROWE I ,
• and its vicinity. • ~•
t
0 - Mee offer %hind's Store. r:
Lodgings at Iho Keystone Hotel.):
Montrose;Oct. I%h. 11358.-Iy.* •
.f
LAWRENuE, GRIG6,
MANUFACTURERS, AND JOBBERS IN
HATS,. CAPS, AND FURS, .
eiViMl7 aa 03
Unibrellas, Parasols, and Ribbons,
AND ALL
MILLINERY IiRTICLES
No. 46, COURTLANDT STREET,
DAN. li. LAWRENCE, NEW-YORK.,
JAS. M. Garacs, , General Partners,—
iv, A. KINCSBURY,
M. C. TYLER. Speclal Partner , : fneti:2.:ly.*
JOHN -SAUTTERPASPEINABLP::
TAILUR.
.PLONTROSE, Pa. 7
SIM' a tow doors south of Boyd add Webeters'
new building..
IiENRY B. McKEAN„
ATTORNEY and COUNSELLOR at WY.
Office in the Union Clo'ck—To,A;nda,..ltrad
ford county; I'a.
LW" Will attebd pr . omptly to 511 'professional
business intrusted to hint, In this and adjoining
connties. [jc3'sfitf
"110 Bit AGAIN,"
DfirllMlL
OFFICE, over bo's'n Store.
LODGINGS, at SEARLE'S' HOTEL
Montrose, March 10th. 1668.
WM•W SMITH, &-CO.,
Cabinet and Chair lianntactur
ers, foot of Main Street. Montrose. Pa.
,JOHN GROVES, •
Fashionable Tailor—Shop pear the
Baptist, 'Meeting !louse, on Turnpike Street.
Montrose, Pa.
DR. R• THAYER,
Physician and ,Stirg - con, Montrose
Pn. Office in the Fartner's Store.
DR. F. W. WELLS
M7iNG permanently located in Dunutuff
.I.JL offers his professional services to all who
may require them. Also,`keeps constantly on
hapd a full stock of Drugs and Itledirisites,
Pure Wines and Liquors for Medical
purposes. [nR7-6in.
- HAYDEN BROTHERS,
- New Slillord, Peuss'a.
Wholesale dealer in Buttons, Combs
Suspenders, Threads, Fancy Goods
Watches;Jewelry, Silweiand Plated Warn, Cut
lery, Fishing Tackle, Cigars, &c.
Merchants and pedlars, supplied on libera'
terms.
WM, HAYDEN - , TRACY HAYDEN,
JOHN HAYDEN, ' GEO. HAYDEN.
.&N AN, C •
Charley Morris with hair and holt,
Heir,sole heir Of this v a s t areA,
And none' to, baßnss me and hall,
Resolved •to warßant ev'ry joB,
Let's have a rush, I's always herE,
-You'll find me honest, juSt and fairt,.
* * *Shop No. 3, Basement - of 'Searle's Hotel, on
Turnpike Street.
Dr. H. Smith,
QURGEON DENTIST. Re'aidenee and of-
five opposite.the Baptist Chriteh (north aide)
Montrose. Particular attention will be given
to inserting teeth on gold and'ailror plate, lod
to filling decaying teeth.
ABEL TITERELL, MONTROSE, PA.
Dealer in Drugs,- Medicines, Chemical•,
Dye Stuffs, Glass-ware, Paints, Oils, Varnishe-,
Window Glass, Groceries, Fancy Goods, Jew
elry, Perfumery, &c.—And Agent for all the
most popular Patent Medicines.
NOTICE.
DR.. E. PATRICK, JR., would like
after a silence of nearly ten years„torappeal
to the moral sensibilities of a very generous pub
lic, who havie always manifested their sense of
appreciation of his usefulness by 'exacting his
services when needed or thought to be needed,
but who
,have given no other evidence of 'grati
tude or good will—fartictilarly in the way of
" substanfial'aid" as Kossuth would say—that
he now desires a full and entire settlement of all
his accounts, also the accounts of the late firm
of Patrick & Dirnock ; and. Ix wishes kther to
elate that he desires nothing to be considered
wrang,if, after a few weeks, the said accounts,
remaining - unsettled; she'd be placed in the bands
of a good sharp erllector,:ao made to account
to him something that will buy_ Oats and Buck
wheat. Please notice this and takeaelion accor
dingly:—Yonrs Truly,
J an" C. PATRICK, JIL
STOVES! STOVES!! STOVES!!!
/NUR Stoves haVe been so thoroughly tired
Co the entire,eatisfactien of alt, that they
need"no iecorume6d froiritis.
SAiriv.: dr Ilnorri
WALL PAPER. A seleet assorftn4nt jtici
- V V received.
S.H. SAYRE &.BRO,THERS
cXRP"tiNG. Bervidi offered by
SAL SATRE & BROTHERS.
PLOWS! PLOWS!!
- MOW S; Wo invite the attention of Firtners
I. to the celebrated Peekskill Plows - whia
wd !lave added to on? large'assOrtriaent.
H. SAYRE dt. BROTHER'S, .
PrOprietors of Eagle Foundry.
Montrose. Nor. 292 h, 1858. 18tf.
KEYSTONE HOTEL,
At Montrose, Penn.
rukticlr ; ProPrieter . . -
PHIS now and Tcommudious-Hol,el siivated
I on Public Ave'sue, near the Court ffouse,and
neaily . in thecentreof the btiSiziess,Portion of
Montrose, is now fuly Completed and` foinished,
and will be opened ou Monday. Hie 27th day of
the present Month fur the accommodation of
. 1 the public and travelers. The Proprietor feels
rconfilent that he is now prepared to entertain
guests in a manner that cannot fail to give
• Complete Sittieflietion.
...The Hotel and Furniture are - now, and no es
pense has been spared to render it equal, if not
superior - ft:l any similar establishment in this part
-of the State. It is well supplied with all the
rdient'improventents and.coraforts, and obit ring
Waiters Will always, be roadito respond to the
call ofcustomers.
The Stables connected with this • House are
Mew' a>epti Convenigniii
Vie Proprietor respectfully solicits the PatrOn-.
I age of his old friends, and the public 'generally.
WM. K. HATCH.
1 Montrose, September 214 1858.
rriEETU... ! ...G(LII AND PLAIN -THETA
T
funsakt by ABEL TURRELL
Februitry 1.:5t7,-IE4D: .
. .
. , .
-tll..:Maill liffirlf.,, ,
• T i r rAtlY e bdsaenretTylnPliTehdarlid,.
;;•;,, above Well known.and popular Hotel.
: 2
is Vtreipiked to accommodate the tray-
Min, public mad others with all the attentions
rind conveniences *ally foukti in first-class
Hodses. • No effort will be spared by the Pro.
'Prietor and his Akiistants to mike the Hotel
mina' in eicry.P M
elnt to any the country.
I _ The Bar will always be supplied with tn..
;Choicest Liquors. - , .
The Stables . , con n e c t e d with this Homo.
kri? large, roomy and conienlent, and careful and
attentive HosSera are alivais in charge of them.
J. S. TAKBELL.
Montrose, May 13th, 1858. -
csatt, Batt ! Batt ! !
MCIACA
WIIIOLESALE • SALT
201 R'ashington•st,. .
(Directly - oppoOto Wiishington . MarkeO
New Yoram.,
STILT. CONTINUES to offer to the city and
COUNTRY trade, all kinds of FOREIGN
COarse and FinOst.r, at the'very lowest
,figures;
40000 sacks and bags, consisting in part ofAsh
ton's celebrated-brand for table and dairy. use:
Jeffrey & Darcy, Marshall's, Browillow's, &c.
and-50000 bushels Turks Island, &mares, Cu
tacos, St. Übes, Lisbon, Cadiz, Inca, Nukes, &e.,,
all of which will be sold at. bargain prices from
vessels, store and storehouses.
Any purchaser wishing to select from a good
assortment will find it to his interem to
N. B.—Fino table salt put up in small bags of
different sizes, and constantly on hand in ship-
ping order. Also a splendid article of Rock
Ground salt, in quart boxes, put up and for mile
by the quantity, in cases of fire dozen each.
New York, April let, 1859.-1 v•
SALAMANDER SAFES:
• EVA ?IS dr. sWATSO;‘,
No. 26 SDUTII FOURTH STREET,
PHILADELPHIA,
Have nuw nn hard a largo assortment of Fire
and Thief Proof Salamander Safes.' Also,
Iron Doors for Banks and Storea,fron Shutters,
Iron Sash, all Makes of Locks, equal to any
made in tits Unifed States.
Fire Sees id one Fire: All come out Rigid
• with contents in goill condition.
4 . 6 .1kh SALAMANDER SAFES OF PIIILADELPIII'A
=CI
EVANS & 'WATSON
Have had the sorest- demonstration in the
Wincing certificate that their manufacture uT
Salamander B;ufes has at length fully warranted
the representations which htive been made of
them as rendering an undoubted-security against
the terrific clement :
Philadelphia; April 12th, 18 4 6 .
EVANS & W..inos.—Gentlemen: • It
afforda-us the highest satisfaction to state to
you, that owing to the very protective qualities
of two oi the Salamander Safes which, we
purchased of you some Monthi since, we saved
a large portion of our jewelry,and all our books,
papers, &c., exposed to the calathitous fire in
Ranstead Place, on the morning of the 11 th
inst.
When we reflect that these Sates were located
in the fourth story of the building we occupied,
and that they subsequently fell into a heap of
burning ruins, where the vast concentration of
heat cadied the brass plates to melt, we cannot
but regard tim preservation of their valuable
contents a; most convincing priltat of the .gr eat
security afforded by your Safes:•. .
We sball.take much pleasure In recomrtiend
ing them to men of 'business as a sure reliance
against fire.
GEORGE W. SIMMONS' & BRO., Jettrlers,
Who have purchased six' large:Safes since.
April 28, 'B9-Iy.
SIMMER AUJECINGEAENT.
gr.f.
NTEW RAILROAD ROUTE—DELAWARE,
41 LACKAWANNA & WESTERN RAIL
ROAD.—New and expeditions broad page
route from the Nort_and,West, via Gjeat Bend
and Scranton, and from the" Lackawanna and
Wyoming valleys, through to New York and
Philadelphia.
On and after Monday, April 11th, 1859,
trains will be,run as follows:
The Cincinnati Ex. Train bound east on N. Y:
& Erie It. It. arrives at Great Bend at 6.10 n. In..
and connects with the EXI'RESS Train which
leaves Great Bend for NewYorkand Philadelphia
at _ •
_'B.lo Lin.
Due at Montrose, 8,45 “
Tunkhannock, 9.24 "
- Factoryville, 9.48 - "
.: - Scranton,. . -10 35 "
Moscow, 11.22 "
'
Stroudsburg, 1.26 p. m
Water Gap, 1 39- "
Delawarr,(ls u3inutes todine,) 2.04 "
~ Bridgeville, ' • 2.35 ~
- Junction, 3.2.5
."
,
-New York, 7.15 "
Niladelphirt, 8.15 "
Passengers from N. Y., leave Pier
No. 2 North River, at
From Phi lidelphia,leave Walnut St,
Wharf, at 6.00 "
Leave Junction, 10.50 "
Dueatßridgeville, . 11.37 "
- Delaware,(ls mic.to dinner),ll.s2 "'
Water Gap,- 12.29 p. m
Stroudsburg, 1.2.41 "
Waco w, -. '2.26 "
Scranton,3.lo "
•
Factoryvillo, ' 3.58 "
Tuakhannock, _ 4.15 "
Montrose, 4.53 "
Great Bend. - . ' 5.25 "
Connecting at Great Bend with the -
Mail
Mail Train, west, at - ' 5.37 "
Accommodation Train leaves Scrap- -
ton for great Bend at 8.10 a. in.
Arrive-at Great Bend, . 1240- p. m.
Connecting with the Dunkirk Expres west at
1.10, the Emigrant Train west at 1.53, and the N.
1% tapress, east, at 1.56 p. in.
Returning, leaves Great Bend at 210 p. m.
Due at Scranton,.. • . 6.15 "
For the ad m ay of y travel on the
SOntheril Division,a passengercar will be
.at
inched tO WC Express Freight Traits,leaving-
Seraritoa; at 4.00 a. tn.
Due at Stroidatirg at , -1 10.05 "_
" • Jitractiofi at , . 2.20 p. m.
Returning, will leave Junction at 3.30 a. m.
Due at Stroudsburg at ' 7.05 "
. " Scranton at ~ _ 2.30 p. M.
Passingnis to and-from New York .change
cars at JunCtionz-to and from Philadelphia at
Bridge - iille t '
.
For Pittston, Kingstlin, and Wilkesbarre,
take L. & B. R. R., cars at Scranton.
For Jessup, Archbald, and Carbondale, take
i
the Stages at Scranton. . 1 .- -
TiCitets sold, and baggage cheeked through.
r ` • -
JOHN BRISBIN, Sap't.
• Wm. N.JENIS,Gen'I Ticket Agent
Scranton, April 61h;' 1859. .
THE BEGET norimanzo o? '
YOUTNIAND MATURITY.
•
Just Published Gratis, the 25th Thousand.
"'LID' A' FEW Words on the Ratiohal
Treatment without My:Heine,
• v r
of Spermatorrhea or Local Weak.
nese, Nocturnal Elbissions, Genital and Nervous
Debility, Pretnature,Decay of the System, Impo•
tency and impediment to Marriage- generally,
BY B. DE LANEY, M. D.
The important fact that the many alarming
complaints, originatino hi the imprudence And
solitude of youth, may be easily removed - WITH.
OnT MEDICINE, is in this moan tract, clearly de.
monstrated; and the entirely now and highly
atiecosafat treatment, AS odor& hY the Aathor,
telly explained , by ratline o which every one is
enabled to cure Manna / perfectly And et the
least possible coat, thereby avoiding alt the a&
vertised nostrums of tiro day. '
Sent to any address, gratis and post free in a
sealed envelope,_ by remitting• (post paid) two
postage stamps - to Dr. B. DE LANEY, 88 East
alet Street, New:York City:' ' [filyerip.
ti WS AT
LET THE AFFLICTED READ!
„And learn that a perfect and tidiest cure Ls warmated and
guaranteed to all who are afflicted whit weakness, debility,
nano= complaints, melancholy thoughts, Jewess - lon of
spirits, dietress and anguish of mind, lost of deep, loss of
memory, loss of energy and Muscular power, puny growth,
!raiding away, and a want of confidence In themselves, Stint.
lug at., convulsive trembllngs, impotence anddisgust of life. ,
Some pitywitilsni rennin, to be told the nature of your dig
ease--tho ENOLISII BOTANIC PHYSICIAN does cot. Ms'
perfect knowledge of the human system enables him to des.
cribs the disease without any information front the patient,,
to explain its original Anse, and to guarantee Its cure. And.
what is morefaluable still, he will honestly and frankly toll
whether yen mu betured arnotthus mein youdrimblo, ex
pense and disappointment. Ills examinations are made
without any Information from the patient: therefore ho
thoroughly ktideretailds their Physical condition and Phren
ological development, without which he never could beet
performed so.many astonishing tures. It should be remetn ,
berod that this Maude:ll - Physician performs curse thought
Impossible."—Nalica/ Journal. -
Let sk ep tics, and more•mpecially • those who have tried
others aml got no relief, let them read the tedlowhig farts, mad •
Judge for themselves, of the good effects of the Botanic Phy
sician's Neli-netnedlee. AA all his correspondence Is strictly
private and confidenthrl, honor prevents from Mving name..
1101111110.111 EN, READ THIS!
am now twenty-ave yearn of age ; I buen:feral frown
the following symptoms since I was seventeen years old; I
employed pvery.ntaane ; cons alted. a number of asedicatmen, '
lad spent a MU" fortune for medical treatment, 'and got no
relief, until I tried the Sqtante Phyabilan. - tinder his treat
ment, I was restored to perfect health, both mentally and
physically. The following were the symptoms I folt:—At
the ago of seventeen, palpitations of the heart came on, and
which were afterward. induced on the slightest exertion or
excitement; periodidai headaches, noise and busting through
the ears; imam:Mt it islidn objeetitike falling stars annoying •
the sight ; temporary attacks of squinting ; pimples. and
blotches on the flee ; a ' , Drivelled state of the frame,-with
constant cold feet nudlutuds,; lom of memory; incapacitylp
turn the attention to any one subject.; frequent "Mot abstrac
tion; total inability,to study; dislike to society ;,Attacks 'of
despondency, melancholy, involuntary shedding of teem;
begin and gushes on. the face on the slightest occasion, and
thoughts of suicide; difficulty of breathing on the extra
running,-orgolug pp stairs, or up a hill. The stom
ach was conshantly out of order; the appetite became capri
cious • sometimm increased, and at other times nearly ab
sent; ' fanciful tastes and a hinging for strange food. • A train
of dyspeptic symptoms set in, such as flatulence, constipa
tion, and looseness; extreme heaviness., and torpor after
eating; great thirst; restless night', frightful dreams cough,
sight sweats, fetid breath, decay of teeth, mashed} furred
tongue. The chief symptema of which, In addition to the pre
°edit's, were pain anddehtlity In the back and loins, meld rig
and shivering sensations down the opine, as Monet ants were
traversing that column. I - wav engaged to be martial, but
dared hot, for far my Infirmity might he known. I felt a
acne of fear, distrust and shame, with a - dread lest my infir—
mity should, be simpected or discovered; a wasting away fol
lowed, and My friends thought I was consumptive; my com
plexion became sallow, my eyesight dim; I had a downcast
and an abashed look ; I wartinable to stand the gaze of other
people; I would blink-when spoken to; my forehead sad
bee beams blotched and pimpled!". loin of flesh followed,
nod a great drew - slums, withen indifference to every thing
but seclusion; appearances of -rupture began to show them
selves. -.I began to pine away.; for seven years I ',offered all
these symptoms and kept the secret in my own bosom ; and
I believe I dhould have, taken the secret to an early grave,
had I not consulted the Botanic Physician. I write these
facts for the sake of suffering humanity, hoping tli - ey will
Wu some of my fellow-creatures from a life of suffering and
a premature grave.
When the above gentleman called on me, he had no hopes
of a cum; all he expected was a ilttle,rellef. I first made t
Phrenologicalazd an Anatomical examinatio/ of him. May
tag satisfied myself that he had no chronic discuss about hire,
I told him at oncethat I could cure him ; but he had suffered
so mach disappointment in the other remedies he had tried,
that he seen doubted mine ; however, I made the necessary
Mathematical and Astronomical calculations; and having by
these means ascertained what herbs, 'tinder planetary in ,
nuance, were best adapted to his case, the cure was very sfiitn
accomplished. Ile soon recovered all ,hfs mental and pity ,
steal energies; in short, he'beceme a man again; sod shortly
after married, anti I need not say became a happy - man.
Consultations can be bad daily with the
ENGLISH BOTANIC PHYSICIAN;
No. 1336 Lombard Street, Philadelphia.
AFFLICTED - READ,
And. hey what others have said of him and his cores ;—,
•
'• Thin enalnenrEntileh Botanie-Physlean has really min;
formed some of tbs most astonishing cures Ois record; is this
or In any other country, by his simple, innocent, but cerium
New Remedies. •
. " Every Man, Woman and Child; whether Father, Husband
or Soo; sal Ladies, whether Yonag or Old. whether a School
Oiri or Matron. whether Mother, Wife or Daughter, whether
Married or Single ; all should consult the English Botanic
Physician, if they wish to be permanently and radically
cured." • . •
"Let no yrienst men enter the SACRED OBLIGATIONS
OP MARRIED. VMS, without ant consulting this eminent
Snails& Botanic Physician. Ile has cured Isuedrods of =thee
which' have.been pronounced Wearable; end thousands
have been radically cured by him, and the parties are now
mtniedand happy. Everyone, esikscielly young persons and
those contemplating marriage, should consult him. Ile will
describe your disease and the parts affected. lie will des
cribe the true cause of all your sufferings and infirmities. Ile
will tell all the symptoms you have experienced, and all,
the symptoms you will experience, and the resell of all these
symptoms on your health and constituriou. iie will tell you
tow long you have been affected. fie will also tell you how
and when you can bo mired. No deadly poisons, asArsenic,
Nux Vomica, Opium, or aeyother poisons; no Merlery, nor
!toy deadly mineral—nothing bet purely' vegetable applica
tions are proscribed by this Wonderful Medical IMattint. We
advise every one to consult the English Botanic Physician,
and Judge for themselves."—. affeal Journal, ``.
IL.IIDIER It-EaD THIS!
." I hive been =ivied tea years ; I never bad any ?laildren;
It tattled discontentnient in my busbausi ; we both we:mana
tees so bays children; Ind I Wed. several tillage to reMove
my bartennessibut they had no effect. About three years ago,
called on the Botanic Physician; I took Lis Remedies, ae
am now blessed with. two lovely children; my health is
mach. lmyrovod, and my husbasui. is More contented and
LAPPS'. Goi • • • -
Believe me, yours, —."
.
- ANOTHER FOR.THE LA.DIES - 1
"Eleven months after I was mairied I gave birth to a daugh
ter, bat my nufferlngs were sp greed that the Fartilly des
paired of my recovery This mad 4 me dread the ihoughts
of having any more children. Tstried over* thing to prevent
a repetition of my sufferings, but without sacceoding.. Two
years alter marriage, I was again confined, bat my sufferings
were so great that the chiltidied. I was told by my Physician
that if' I bad • any more children, he feared my life would bo
endangered. , I tried the BOTANIC PHYSICIAN'S Pre.
ventive to Have Children. His Rotiodies had the
desired effect; they not only prevented me from having chill
dren, but they also Improved my health. To the pure, ati
things arc pure. ,
.•
Yours, sincerely, Ate., --s—• —."
D E
-i
Whose delicate .health Makes It desirable not to have chil
dren, consult blur. All timer:Krim are childless, and wish to
have children, consult him. All Ladies consult him in the
most delicate cases, with implicit and perfect confidence.
TO THE•MARRIED LADIES, whose health will not admit
of an Increase of family, his Remedy is invaluable, asiteart
sumesifully toed aa A PREVENTIVE A gainer
Having any Children. If you have tried others,
and got no relief if you wish to enjoy good health and long
life—lf von are wiles , yon will go and consult the ENGLISH
BOTANIC PHYSICLAM, at his private residence, No. laid
LOMBARD STREET, PHILADELPHIA. All interviews are
strictly pejoate and confidentraL Thousands can testify to
his honorable, fatherly and gentlemanly conduct; his stand
ing and experience of half a century prove, beyond all can
tradictlon, that they can confide all their little troubles and
secrets to him a. a father, a man of moral remand°, and a man
of honor and hlghstense of duty. Put experience has proved
that all their,littlet secrets are safe and sacred with him.
MARRIED MEN; READ THIS I
7.30 it. In
•
" I harfbeeitmarrled_fourteen years; about five years ago
I began to lose my Muscular power, so mach so, .that I feared
I would - become Impotent. I applied to several medical men,
but got no relief, until, by more chance, I applied to the Bo-
Mule Physician ;lie told me mite was a case that requited
time, but that be would guatantee a perfect cure if I only foti
lowed his advice. I put m'y: name on hiebooks he made
Calculation and nacer•fitlned what herbs would *be most effi
cient and best adaptod.to my case. 'Ultimately, by attending
closely to his. advice, I recovered all my lout power add en
ergy, rad I . am now atoater Ltd a stronger man than I ever
wu.
i • . gratefully, &c., —."
Consultations daily, Bandar; excepted.
Those at a distaneexan communicate by letter. All Letters,
Communications and Interviews strictly Private and Coot•
dstutial. ThoPostugo of all Letters must be prepaid, and O.
Dollar enclosed for Consultation Fee. . .
Address,
ENGLISH BOTANIC PHYSICIAN, .
No. 1336 'Lombard Street, 'Philadelphia
April 2d, 1859,-tf *am
Aar A Book ibr Everybody. _el
STARTLING- DISCLOSURES"
DR. TELLER'S great •
.1.1 work for the married
or thotecontemplating mar-j
'lgo —2OO pages full of
rice 25 cents—sent to all
irts under seek - by. mail,
'OST-PAID. 50,000 cop
sold the past year.. The
igle married,end the mar.
HI happy.- A Lecture on
113 a partner.; a miMplete .
It : contains hundreds of se
puhlished--wiiitanted to be
worth three times the amount asked for it. 2.sefs
in specie or postage stamps, enclosed, will secure
a copy by return mail. Address -
• . 7. TELLER, DI. D.
. - NG..5 Reaver.st, Albany, N. Y. .
EirTht. VICWIIe FEMALE P 141.!!, $1 :a hos,
With fall fdirections. Married ladies should. not
use them,—bent by mil:.
()AU TION.--17 hire Pills should not be taken by
females during the- FIRST 3 MONTHS of
Pregnancy ; as they are sure to rause miscarriage,,
butat any ether time they are safe.,
In all cases of nervous and spinal affection:olw
MTh° back and limbs, fatigue on ali,ghtexertion,
palpitation of heart, hysterics' and whites . , these '
pills will erect a cure when all other means have
faileti; and altho' a powerful remedy, do not doe
tain iron; calomel, antimony, or anything hurtful'
to the constitutionr. Address DR. TELLER.
as above. . • febl7*y,
STEW GOODS, in line of biiiinese. prriv
/ 1 1- ing every week. . itBEE, TURRELL
Mara 21th, 1-859.
Tours, trnly, he.,
Scrofula,-or King's Evil '
is' a constitutional disease, a corruption of the,
' blood, by . - which 'this fluid becomes vitiated,`
weak, and' poor. Being in the circulation, it"
pervades' the whole body, and may burst out
diseain on any', part of it. -21 TO. organ is free
from its attacks, not is there one .which, it may
not destroy. The scrofulous taint is variously
caused by mercurial ,diiease, low living, dis
ordered or unhealthy food, impure air, filth
and. filthy habits, the depressing - vices, and,
above. Wll, by the 'venereal infection. What
ever^be its origin, it ib, hereditary in the con-
stitution, descending , . from parents to children
unto the third' and fourth generation;"' indeed,
it seems to be the rod .of liim who says, "I
Will visit the initpiities Of the fathers - upon
their chndren.". . • .
effeets 'commune by deposition iron( the
- blood of, corrupt or ulcerous - matter, which, in
the lungs, liver; aridinternal organs, is ternied
tubercles;. in the glands, swellings; and-on
the surface, eruptions or sores.. This faul her
sruption; which genders. in the blood, depresses
the energies of . life; so that 'scrofulous constitn
tions not only suffer from scrofulous" com
plaints, but they have far less power to with
stand the attacks of other diseases; come
quently, vast .4numbers perish by disorders
which, although not scrofulous . .in thcirnature,
arc still- rendered fatal by this taint in the
• system., Most of the consumption which' de
cimates' the human family has its origin directly
in this scrofulous :contamination ; and many
• destructiVe diseases of the liver, kidneys; brain,
and,' indeed, Of all the organs, arise from or
-are aggravated by the same cause.: •
One qtthrter of all our poaple are scrofulous;
their persons era invaded by -this lurking in
fection, and their health is undermined by it.
To cleanse it from the system We must renovate
the blood by an alterative medicine, and in
vigorate it by healthy food and exercise.
Such ntnetliciue we supply in
. AYER'S
Compound-Extract of Sarsaparilla,
'the most effectual remedy which the medical
skill of our times can devise for this every'
where prevailing mid fatal malady. It is com-,,,
lined from the most active remedials that have
been discovered folthe expurgation of this foul
disorder froth thllood, and the rescue of the ,
system from its destructive consequences.
Hence it should: employed for the cum of.
not only scrofelaAut also those other affec
tions which arise from it, such as raceme
and SKIN DISEASES, Sr. jL.VTIIONY'S Fine,
Bose, or 'EItYSIVIIL.IB, PIMPLES. I'ESTULES,
BLOTCHES, DEATHS and Bons, Testons, Trim?.
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A Benerolent Institution,cFlablished by :welt?! en
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T AssociaTlOlciti vier of theaw.
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