t:'-littitisksitai -:.,. - ~... There is lunch good sense in nonsense. `A YANKEE IN MR Ssnrn put_tip with afirst-rate trood-natured fel that Ld - in at the bi l lia rd b table. 'I went in' :tad - was introduced to his wife, , "a fine, fat wntuan=,lookmg_ . as thougb she lived ,on lallirlierface was so full a fun. After- a -'while--after we'd talked about my girl, and ;abort the price, and about use weather, in comp three or four children, laffin' and skip fit as ' as marry as crickets. There was no candle lit, but I could see that they were fine-looking fellows and I started for ray saddle-bags,in whichl I had put a lot of sugar caddy for the children as I went along. • .:4Cornatiere r ' said I, 'you little rogue, tome There and tell the what - your name is.' The oldest came to me, and says, 'My name is Teter Smith."Nnd what's vouraime,' sir I' 'Bob Smith' The.nest said his name was r Bill Smith, and_the fourth said his name was Tommy Smith. I gave 'em sugar eandY,and old Mrs. Smith was so tickled that she laugh ed all the time. Mr. Smith looked on, but say much., 'Why,' saysl; 'Mrs. Smith, I would not take a good deal for -them four boys, if I had 'em' 'No,'-said she la(fin, ;et a good deal on 'em,_but we spoil 'em too much: `No, no, says I, they - re well-behaved children . ; and by gracious:says pletending to be startled by a striking re semblanee• between the boys and the father, and I looked at. Mr. Smith. 'I, never. did see anything-equal it,' says 1, ,'your own eyes, - mouth, fore=head, and perfect picture of hair, sir: 'lapping the oldest on the pate. • I thought Mrs. Smith would have died lASI at that, her arms fell down by her side, and she shook the whole house latrs'. 'Do you think so, Colonel Jones,' said she, looking towards Mr. Sibith, and rthought she'd go off in a fit. 'Yps,rsays I, 'I do really." 'Haw, haw, "baw I' Shouted Mr. Smith, kind o' half laffite, 'yon are too hard on me: just now with - your jokes' "'ain't jokin'' . at all,' says I, 'they:-are handsome children and look won derfully like you.' Just !hen a gal brought a light in, and I'll be darn'd if the little brats didn't turn out to be niggers, every one of 'em! and .144 heads were curled all over!, Dar. and Mrs. Smith-never had 'any children, and they sort o' petted Mem niggers AS play things. 1 ne"er felt so streaked astl did when I found out how things stood. If hadn't kissed the nasty things, .I .could a got over it ; 1)% kissing • eat showed .1 was in airne.st, A spice merchant at Constantinople, carry ing a piece of fine cloth to -a - tailor, desired to hare a cloak or tunic made of it, and in. gaited if there was enough; The artist, bar ing measured the stuff, declared it sufaciont, and then requested to‘know the cost of. the cloth. sequins,' replied the costomer, 'was th6price, .and considering ,the .quality it is n0t..40, nil dolt*: The tailor pulsed a moment. , am beginner in.the trade,' said'he to the spice dealer, at letigtb, 'and money — is an object - to me. Give are two sequins . and, I will "showi you how -you may save threein this "I - agree," said th 6- other, sand the money was produced-and paid. . - • "It is well.!" said the man of the neeille. "'Ara a perion of my word. - This cloth has cost Ue sequins,- and 1 have promised to saTie . you three- Take it to some other tailor, and Allah direct you to one of more - expers \ lance—for 1 have never made such a dress as 'you and if I attempt it, it would be Wl4 do you rnean, you little rascal 1" said an individual to an impudent.youth, 'w o ho had seized him by the nose in the street. `Ohcnotbinz,` only I am going 1.0 seek my fortune, and fattier told me to be sure to `seize hold of the first thing•that turned up." , The citizensof Milwaukis are the most law abiding people , in' the world. One, of theM, viten asked why sn many people were drown ed is thiir. river, replied that it was on ac count of an ordinance of the city which for bids swimming within the city,limits. • When one of them slipped in,le recalled - the Ordi nance at once,_ and rather than violate it; went cheerfully to the bottom without a atruggle. • "Jonathan, where were.you going yester da,‘l w ben I saw you going 17 . said a backWoort,man. - • `•Why, .1 was going,' to mill, to be sure," repli4d Jonathan. "Weil, I. wished I'd seen you,' I'd gut you tireaiTy a grist for trie." you did see rne, didn't you,?" isu, but not until you had got clean ont of sight." To kill bedbugs, tike nom:wive sublimate and daub it all over ydur bedstead, - then burn your bedstead and bed-clothing, and move into another house. . lei - 411 • . . 6 t)- reat - (ttaituttni I rpITE Atlantic Cable_bas been laid, but that •_L does n .t begin. to cause as much joy as the fact that . - . - ... , . - • - R. REATTQN - isjn_rn:trket with a fine assortment of GOODS Consisting in part as follows: N'oire Anlilac and Black. Silks, Embroidered Robes, Prink(' do., Shauds,—Brocha•— Long and Square,'Silk, and unit. • G`Aenillefromls,oo'to *25,00. Flain All Wool Delanes. OLIV ERE PLAIDS. Rilkorm;frocri gs. to Bs. tld., Black Velvet Rib bons from~ 4s ps to 05,00 ps , Dimity and Fir:aria burn, Swiss Af tr di n , dianti, Sarcenct Cambrics, all the New Styles of Printed De- . -tapes, Embroidimi nituri MUSLIN, • KENTUCKY JEANS in every variety. Every Variety of BONNET - BORDERS and GOODS, so as to release all. the Ladies from the trouble of calling upon-the. Mrutsess who charge so very high.' _LOME `STICGINGHAMS at prices lowerthan usual. _MALL PAPER, BONDER, CARPET BAGS, UMBRELLAS, BUFFALO RbBES, CARPETING, CROCKERY,•two new and beautiful styles. -LOOPS. CHAMBRAY and FRENCH GINGHAM& SHOES, a very large assortment. GA/TERS,. BOOTS- and SLIPPERS_ Also, a large assortment orchoice - TOYS, fol. distrib ution by Santa Claus. PER MMUS, ILAIR. OILS,.PATENT MEDI , ANN a True assortment BED„, STEAM from $1,74 to $6: .CHAIRSioct Flag Seat, at Manufacturer's prices. ,-And would any that his is c ery esperially adapted to thole _who bay . rich . goosts,--he-would resct. inviteitheir inspection as goads partibnlarly 'kilted to 'class No. .1. And would ax,positifely assure those who wish to bnfat lowest prieeS that his -good's' are ; . eqtrlly„ good for them, and just - as low- as can be knight this side of New York' It is , a fact, aeknowledged by all, that imy goods o=Bll thepurehisei of all other dealers in warm - F. - R. KENYON JR, Lawisvlle ernare, September G, 1658. - - • - . - - IRON ATY CORILERCIAL COLLEGE. Prrrs caw, P.a. CHARTERED 1855. - 300 Studentsattendlfig January, 1858. 'MOW tbe b test and.most thorough Cothmer cial Sc of the - Utijted States. Yoking men prepared for aitual dnties of the Counting Room. J. C. Slam, A. M., Prof._ of Book-keeping sad Scientifie Accounts. T. Dour:few, Teacher of Arithmetic and Commercial Calculation. J. A. HErn arcs sad T. C. JEarkus, Teacher of Book-keeping., A. Co WLE - ft and W. A. lIILLEn, Profit. of Penn marihip. DOCSILE ESTRIr BOOK-NEEPINV, " As used in every departinek of business. COMMERCIAL ARITEIMETIC—RAPID BC ' • SINES'S WRITING— _- DETECTING COUNTERFEIT MONEY— MERCANTILE CORRESPONDENCE— . COMMERCIAL LAW— Are taught and all other. subjects necessary for the success and thorough education of a practi cal business man. 11,2 PREM. IV 1 , 1-8.• • -- Drawn ailthe Premiums in Pittsburg for the past three years, also in Eastern- and:Western Cities, for,hest Writing, NOT ENGRAVED WORK. ETIPORTANT INFORMATION. Students enter al any time—No vacation—Time unlimited—Review at pleasure—Graduktes as= aided to obtain situations--Tuition for fall Com. mercial Course,- s3s,oo—Average time 8 to 12 weeks—Board, ,$2,50 per week—Stationery, s6,o2—Entire cost, 880,00 to $70,1)42). Eir Minister's song received at half price. For .Card—Circulaf—Specimens of Busineis and Ornamental Writing—inclose two stamps, and address F. W. JENKINS, Pittsburg, Pa. September 9th, 1858.-3 m ( ly,cq,*,w TAKE DUE -NOTICE , .• . Govern Yourselves . Accordingly, —THAT— httenbtrg,-Xl.oseittraum, k. ' Are constantly receiving DRIISS .GOODS, of tholaiest st les and of the finest quality; - . ntil la s, Bonnets : Superior stock of - Mil to which'the at ntion of' country milliners:is respectfully invited. We have a beautiful assort ment of 1 , • _Ensh4piderfes, Collars, Sleeves, Lacesi White Goods, unexcelled in quality, style, and prices. We devote a great deal of attention to tho HEADY MADE CLOTHING busin s esS, having an extenhive tailoring establish me'nt connected with our Stores atMontrose - and BnNuehaima Depot. We flatter ourselves that we can fit a man—be he dwarf or giant, and no matter bow ill:shapen—in presentable style, Eir PROVIDED ALWAYS „A=l that his PorOfonnaie is stuffed with the needful. . Call and'get your -" Money's Worth," at the store-of- • • GUTTENBERG, ROSENBABM, & CO. Montrose, Pa., Aug. 11th, 1858; *****fi** * -* * # # * GIFTS. GIFTS. GIFTS. , SPLEILDID GIFTS! . • 439 CHESTNUT • STR E THE ONLY ORIGINAL GIFT noes - STORE. G. EVANS we'd inform his friends and the G public that his Star Gift BOok Store and Publishing House is permanently l stablishedin Brown's splendid lion Building, 439 Chestnut Street, two doers below Fifth, where the pur chaser of each book, at the regular retail price, will receive one of the' following 'gifts; valued from 2.5 cents to $lOO `Worth each. 550 Patent Engl. Lever Gold Watches, 'sloo.oo 556 Pat't. Anchor " 50 00 • 400 Ladies Gold Watches,lBk. cases, 35.00 . 600 &Iv. Hunt. Watches, warranted, 15.00 500 Parlor Timepieces, - - • 10.00 500 Cameo Set< Ear Diops'itnd 10.00 500 Ladies' Gold Bracelets, 5.00 to 12.00 500 Gents' Vest and Fob Chains, 10.00 1000 Gold-Lockets,(large size,dhl.ctise,) 10.00 2000 • " "' (small size,) - 3.00 1000 Gold Pencil Cases,with Gold pens, 5.00 1000 Extri G.Pens,with cases 4-holders, 3.50 2500 Gold Pencils, (Ladies' ; - , 2.00 2500 Gold Pens with Silver Pencile, ' . 2.50 2500 Lad's'G.Pens,with cases&h old erg, 1.50 6500 Gold Rings, (Ladies',) - - 1.00 2000 Gents' Gold Rings, 2.50 2500 Ladies' Gold Breatpins, - - 2.50 3500 Misses' " - - 1.50 .3000 Pocket Knives, . - - 1.00 2000 Sets Gents'Gold Bosom Studs,. 2.50 2000 •" " " Sleeve Buttons, 2,00 2000 Pairs of Ladies' Ear Drops, - - 2.50 8000 Ladies' Pearl Card Cases, 5.00 15000 Ladies'Cameo,Jet,or Mosaic Pins, 5.00 2500 Ladies Shawl and Ribbon Pins, 1.50 5000 Articles of Gold Jewelry, Gift Books, &c., not enumerated in the above; worth from 25 cents to 825. Evans' new Catalogue, which-is sent free to all parts of the country, eontains all. the most popular books of the day, and the newest publi cations,-all of which will be sold:as low as can be obtained at other stores.. - Agents wanted in every: town of the Union. Those desiring so to .act, can obtain full partic ulars by addressing the above. N. B.—Being largely interested uo publishing books,and buying from other publishers immense quantities, for cash, I am enabled to make larger discounts to - Country Agerifis and Book Dealers than can be had at any other house. in the Country. Any book published in the United States, the retail, price of which is $1 or upWards, will Be promply bent, Gift included, on receipt of pub; Ushers price.- An extra $1 Book and'Gift given to any per= son ordering ten brooks to be sent to one ad , I ' - Sent for a Catalogue. Address, G. G. EVANS, Publisher., - aug.26,3m.) - 439 Chestnut St.,..Philada. FANCY. FURS, FOR LADIES AND cntonm. TORN FAREIRA & Co, No. 818 (new no.)— e) Market-st, above Bth, Philad'a.- Importers, Manufacturers and Dealers in FANCY_ FURS, for Ladies and Children ; also, Gent's Furs, Fur Collars and GloVes. -The number of years that we have been engaged in the Fur business, and the general character of our Furs, both for. qual ity and price is so generally known-throughout the:Country, that we think it is not necessary for us tcrsay anything more than that we have now opened ear assortment of FURS, for the Fall & Winter Sales, of the largest and most beautWal assortment that: we have ever efared .before to the- public.. Our Furs - have "all been Imported during tbe ,presentr..season; when :money was scarce and Furs much !osier Thai at the present time, and have been Msnufactured be the most competent workmen • we' are therefore-deter. Mined to sell them atitteh prices as will continue to. give ne the reputation we have boric! for years; That is to sell & good article for:ti small prgft. Storekeepers will do well to give via. a call, as they 'will had the largest assortment Ili fiw, to select from_ in:-the_ nay, and ,at t _tpanufaeturem' prices..: • - JOHN. PARMA & No.BlB Market Street, above Bth,Phialdelphig. September 15th, 1858.--4 m. - NEW GOODSIINEW GOODS !! YOUNG READY-PAY-STORE. THE undersigned would announce to,their customers, friende,,,a the public general ly. that they hire just returned from the city and are receiving and opening a new and complete assortment of I • NEW 'GOODS of various kinds, which will be sold stEices to suit the times for CAsit or PRODUCE. We have sought the medium oflthe press to announce to all upon what principle we shall transact busi ness. It is termed thti • _READY-PAY" SYSTEM CASK 11110191.011 RICE. 0 R .0 . to all persons forihe game article, and it shall be our endeavor to Make those prices such as will induce persons who wish to pay for their own Goods and not others, to call at least and examine our stock, and if the prices don't come down to the-system, we cannot expect to sell them. Some kind friend may say - that it will be o so co," but we think from the experience of the past few months 'or every person who, hap: pened to owe the country merchants, especially if it had been standing six months or more, with what coaxing, 'dunning, threats, Ste-, they have been . beset, we think they will all respond to the above system and resolve to buy no more goods than they can Pay for, and that they are determined to support thpse who, will os'lhbllsh that principle and carry it out. We will let the system established stand upOn its own merits, believing that it is the most prudent and wise course to be pursued i in every branch of bnsi ness, and that the day is not far distant when it will be GENERALLY; adopted Call and see US and we will show you goods at astonishing low figures. All kinds of Merchantable Produce taken in exchange for Goods at the highest market price. YOUNG & SMITH . , Summers, Penn., April 28th, 1858; GROCERIES S Groceries splen did assortment of Groceries at very low figures. .• BOOTS and Shoes.--Just received large assorutent—for! sale cheap. CROCKERY.»-A new lot just received and for sale. CEDAR and Stone Ware—ln all its variety. ' READY-:MADE Clothing of every description. , TO Dairynsen.--We have a large lot of A No. 1 , Firkins and Tubs lot sale, Summers,- Penn. April 28th, 1858: NOTICE Is lIE - .REBY GIVEN T V T ABEL TURRELL Hjust returner' from Now York, with a II largo - and choicp variety of Goods, bought for cAstt, and soliotod with Elicit care, from over thirty of the best Houses in New York, which he offers to hiS customers and the public at low prices for cash. His stook comprises; DRUGS, ..MEDLCIN'ES, P MI NTS, OILS, WINDOIW GLASS, DYE §TUFFI3, _ GROX3E.R . IES, GLASS—WARE, CROCKERY,, M ORB, CLOCKS,•- WALL, PAPR,. WINDOW,PAPER, WINDOW O,IL SHADES', FA'NC GOODS, MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, KEWELRY, ' P E •R M E R Y, DRY ;GOODS, HARD WARE, STONIE WARE, WOODEN WARE, • BROOMS, BRUSHES, .lAPANN,ED WARE, -, •BIRDrC I AGES, CANARIY.SEED,:- POCRI"Et KNIVES, wAirs, UMBRELLAS, - GUNS, `PIgTOLS, AMMUINTTION, TURINTINE, CAM . ILENE, BURNING FLUID, ALCIOHOL, LIQiUORS, (For Medici oil Purroses.only,) TRUSSES, SUPPORTERS, SHOULDER BRACES, '• PORTMONAIE - S, • SPECITACLES, SILVER & PLATED SPOONS, FORKS, &c., GOLD PENS, S rA TIIO N ER Y, VIOLIN STRINGS, 80W5,.&c., And all of the moat popular PATENT MEDICINES, • Thankful for the liberal patronage hitherto re ceived, he hopes to merit a continuance and large ir:tease of the same. .% • ABEL TURRELL. Montrose, Dec. Ist 1857. . WM. R. SIMPSON 9 WATDIIINEPAIRER ; • ~: MONTROSE, PA. Shop in Boyd tr:l Webster's new Wieling, - next door abort Keeler & Stoddard's. HAVING worked for the, past nine yo3rs with the most skillful workmen, he feels confident that he can do the most difficult jobs on short notice. All Work Warranted to Give Satisfaction, W. B. SIMPSON has-worked for mo for some time, and f can recommend him as a careful and :skilful workman, competent to do as good work "wean be done hi the country, and worthy of conOdeneo. Wsr. A. CIIAMBERIIN Towanda June vith, 1858. Refers to—Wm. Awe'', E. W. Baird, E. D. &font:Toe, E. 0. Go !drich, B. Kingsbury, Towan, da ; B. S. Bentley,, L. Searle, C. D. j Lathrop, J; Wittenberg, Pdon4ose; - .* * *Jewelry neatly riipaired on short notice; and on reasonable terms. [June 15th, 1858.—tf. CLOTHS, Cassimers and Vostigs, eery do sjrable styles, at prices 'that cannot fail to suit. Call and be convinced. C. W. .1101 r. .Net Oath -Dry Goods House. 1858. NEW STOOC OF FALL GOGDS. 1858. TYRE ds LANEtLL, Fourth and Arch 124 Philadelphia, have in store and are daily receiving a fine sto ck of Fall and Dry Goods, suited to the Near Trade. Black Silkidf all grades. . Fashionable Fancy Silks. • • Shawls of ali the newest styles-. Dress Goode4 in full variety_ . Staple Goods, in large stock. , Fancy Cassirhere, Cloths & Vesting% ' Blankets, Quilts, Linen, Dsmatiks, N: B: Good Bargiirui daily ieseived from-New York and Philadelphia. Auction Miles Or Trams Net .Cash, and Prices Low. September 28d,:1858.-3m. Att . pranting to emigrate to a mild efiMate, good soil, and fine market, see advertisanient of Hammonton Lando.' AU wanting to-'emigrate to a mild climate, good soil, and fine market, see advertisement of Hammonton Lands.] RARE opportunity to all wanting farms min a healthy place l twenty.five miles from 'Phila. dolphin, on the Catnden and Atlantic railroad, ,Now Jersey. All . old estate has recently been 'opened for sale, and the %lit dtvislon of 10,000 acreadivided up into farms of twenty acres and upwards. Tho soil is of the best quality for the production of fruits, grains, dr.c. - The price is $l5 to $2O per acre, playable ,in easy quarter yearly instalmenta, within a term of four years, with interest,' The terms are made easy, in or. der to_insure the' rapid improvement of the land, by enablinglevery industrious man to buy a farm. It is now 'being extensively improved by good roads, and some of the best citizens from New England and the Middle States are erecting large improvements. ft is a scene of the reatest im provement out of Philadelphia. S'eventy.fivo houses have been,built in four months. Practi cal farmers and business men from the. length and breadth of the Union are settling there. It is an important .Imainess place, on account of its being in the midst' of a groat market. Every ar ticle raised upon this land finds an immediate sale. The water is excellent and no such thing ALA • - , ver is known. The soil is a sandy or clay_ loatn,tvith a clay bottoni and retentive ,of manures." It is free of atones and easily worked. It abounds largely in the phosphates,tind such is its fertility that from the crops produced both upon this land and the large area adjoining under cultivation, it will be found not to be excelled anywhere in the produkion of crops most adapted to its-mar ket. ' , The reader may bo well aware that the earii. eat and the best fruits and vegetables come from New Jersey, which are annually exported to'the amount of millions ofThe.land, besides beim' accessible in every way for fertilizers, has aeabundant.aupply of the best quality of muck manure. - Lumber and building materials can be had on the-spot at a cheap price, from the mills. Other mills are now being opened, and brickyards.b& ing started upon the ground. A person can put up a tram° tenement for present convenience for one hundred dollars. On account of ths-exten sive emigration, this is the best course to pursue in order to get a place to live in at first. Car penters and builders are on hand to put up hous es on the best terms. • In settling here the emigrant has many advan tages. Ho is within a few hours ride of the great cities in the Middle ,States and New Eng land ; he is near his old friends add associations; ho is in a settled country, whore every improve ment and comfort of civilization' is at hand; he is in a healthy place, and is not subject to the certainty of losing the' greater part of his family and his own health by those malignant fevers which make the graves of' so many millions .of the young and .hardy in far off regions away from home and friends. Besides, he has a mild climate and an open winter. YOUNG & SMITH There are three trains daily to Philadelphia, and to those who improve the railroad company gives a free ticket The reader will at once be struck with the ad vantag.es hero presented, and ask hithself why the property has not been taken up before.— The reason was never thrown in the mar ket; and unless these statements were correct, no one would be invited to examine the land he tore purchasing. This'all aro expected to dO.— They will see the land under cultivation ; they will meet persons, no doubt, _from their own neighborhood; they will witness the improve ments, and can judge of the character of the pop ulation.- Persons should come prepared to per t:hese, as many aro locating, and locations are not held on refusal. The Hammonton Farmer, a monthly Literary and Agricultural sheet, containing full informa tion of Hammonton, ivill be sent to each inquir crond can be obtained at 2.5 eta. per annum. Title indisputable. Warrantee deeds given, clear of allincumbrance, when purchase money is paid. Route'to the bind :—Leave Vide street wharf, Philadelphia, for Hammonton by railroad at '7.30, A. M., and 5.30 P. M. ; when there-•in quire for Mr. Byrnes. Boarding conveniences will be found. Letter and applications can be addressed to S. B. COUGHLIN, 202 South Fifth• Street, below Walnut,Philadelphia. Maps and information cheerfully furnished. , T. BOYLE, Agent for Northern Pennsylvania. Office, New Milford. Susq'a. Co., Pa. September, 1,1858.-3 m. MINIM:ER GOODS._ WHICH for Cukor Produce can be bought very low. WALL PAPER. A select assortment just received. CARPETING. Bargain's offered by S. H. SA] RE & BROTHERS PLOWS. We invitii-the attention of Farmers to the Celebrated Peekskille Plows' which we have - athie'd to our large assortment. S. H. SAYRE - dr. BROTHERS, 'Proprietors of Eagle Foundry. Montrose. April 29th, 1858. 1811. • STOVES! STOVES !! STOVES !! ! OUR _StoVes have been , so thoroughly tried to the entire satisfaction of alf, that they need no recommend from us. ---- S. H. SAYRE it bROTHERS. CIC)D . Ei)01?IbLg211 AT THE HEAD OF NAVIGATION,. AND examine the choice stock of Spring - and Summer Goods, just. opened' for Examination and SALE, atterylow_figures by C. W. -MOTT. TELLA, Cashmere, a - nd DeLnin Shawls at ),D very low prices by . C. W.:II.OTT. HATS and Cap* of the newest styles, in great variety by C. W..DIOTT PRINTS in abundance by C.. W. MOTT BBASS Hoops, Hosiery, Gloves, Belts etc., etc., by C. W. MOTT. BROWN and Blue Sheeting and Siirtings— Sldrting Strip - es, Ticks, Denims, Summer Stuff's, &c., &e., us low as can be afforded - in this market. ' C. W. MOTT. CIROCERIE,S, Crockery, hardware and ()f - various other , articles to numerous to men tion,—all of which shall be sold Cheap for Cash or lteady,Pay. „ ;C. W: MOTT. Farm Lands for sale miles from Philadelphia by Railroad in el Stater of New Jersey. Soil amongst the best for Agricultural purposes, being a good loamt sbil, with a clay bottom. Tho land is a large 'tract, divided into small farms, and hundreds from all, parts of the country are now settling and building. Theerops can be seen growing. Terms from 81510 po per acre, payable within four veers bylnstalments. To visit the place—Leave Vine Street Whaif al Philadelphia at 7.30, a. tn., by Railroad' (Or Iltun.. monton, or address R.. 1. Byrnbs, by leiter. See full advertisement in another column. 16ep.1-3m. ROMo3opathY. D. HUMPHREY'S -HOMMOPATHIC Remedies for sale by ABEL Tiiimp4„ To all Wanting Farmii,..noe idvertisement:o Hammonton Lands. - ' = IL J. WEBB'S. To all wanting Faims, see advertisoitiat of Hammonton Lands. HAMMONTON -LAND& NEW ENGLAND' SETTLEMENT. ' S. 11. SAYRE & BROTIIERS ARE NOW RECEIVING , se ely of All 4 C I- : 0 411 SPRING 4,4, tor S. H. SAYRE & BROTHERS PLOWS! PLOWS!! WW2HI:),, :rfNEW-GOODSHZ MONTROSE, .APRIL, 30th jai& - _HENitt'l3. MCKEAN, ATTORNEY and COUNSELLORaWkW. Office in the Union Block—Towanda; Brad ? rd county, Pa. • Eir Will attend prangftly,th all prolessional business intrusted to him, in this and adjoining counties. [je3sBtf "HOME AGAIN," LYE. ei.> S. MllredOglio OFFICE I .over Wilson's Store.. LODGINGS, tit SEARLEI HOTEL; Montrose, March 10th, 1858. • ' ' T. BOYLE , REPRESENTS , A CAPITAL OF OVER 106400090001 • For Fire, Marine, Life, anSI Inland Insurance. Office, New Milford, Pa. January IBth, 1858. ly* Dr• K. Smith,* Son„ URGEON DENTISTS. Residence and of fice opposite the Baptist Church (north side) Montrose.. Particular attention wilt be' given to inserting 'teeth - on gold and silver plate, and to filling decaying. teeth. - January 10th, 1858. ly*. WM. W. SMITH, & CO., Cabinet and Chair Illatintaetnr err', foot of Main Street. Montrose, ABEL TURRELL, bitONTROSE r . Dealer in- Drugs. Bfedicinee, Chemicals Dye Stuffs, Glass-ware, Paints, Oils,, Varnishes Window Glass, Groceries, Fancy Goods, Jew elry, Perfumery, &c.—And Agent 'for all' the most popular Patent Medicines.' JOHN GROVES, Fashionable Tailor—Shop near the Baptist Meting House, on- Turnpike Street. Montrose, Pa. • DR. R. THAYER, filtysician and Surgeon, Montrose P. Office in the Farther's Store. HAYDEN BROTHERS, New Milford, Peun'a. Wholesale dealer in Buttons, Combs Y Suspenders, Threads, Fancy Goods Watches, Jeweliy, Silverand Plated Ware, Cut lery, Fishing Tackle, Cigars, ate. dic.. • • Merchants and pedlars, supplied on liberal terms. WM, HAYDEN, TRACY HAYDEN. JOHN lIAYDEN, GEO; HAYDEN. DR. E. F.'WILMOT, GKaduate of the Allopath:c and Homeo pathic Colleges of - Medicine, is now per Inanently located in Great Bend Pa. April 2), 1856. ' • JOHN SAIITTER, Fagliionable Tailor. Shop first doo north of thO Farmer's Store. - NEWTONA McCOLLIIM, Aitorneys arid Counsellors at Law. Office on Public Avenue over H. J. Webb's N. NEWTON Ts'2s3,Emat 9 51TV@LI1 FIRE INSURANCE CO., YORK, Pa. cleartired by the State of Pennsylvania CAPITAL, 300,000 DOLLARS. nsures against loss or damage by fire, on buil dings, furniture, and merchandise generally. ay — Losses adjusted by arbitration, whore he parties fail to agreet:_igEl H. A. Hantz, John 'Andes, H. Eraber, Fred. Sultzback, William Wallace, • Eli Kindig, . Samuel Dyer, Thomas Gray, David Strickler. • - - • H. KRABE,B, President, . D. STRICKLER, Secretary. O. S. BEEBE, Agent, Montrose, Pa. February 2.(1,.18.58. [IY*. FIREELITi BETEL T• sutscriber having purchased • • •••• • Jt. • ref i tted and newly furnished. tht 111 I gg g above well known and popular Hotel. - is prepared to accommodate the 'trav eling public and others with all the attentions and conveniences usually found in first-class Houses. No effort Will be spared by the Pro prietor and his Assistants to make the Hotel equal in every point to any in, the country. • The Bar will always be supplied . With the Choicest Liquors. The Stables, connected with this House aro large, roomy and convenient, and careful and attentive Hostlers are always in charge of them J. S. TARBELL. Montrose, May I4th, 18582 REMOVAL.... The Saddle, liarness and Trunk Shop of Tagatizain Is REMOVED to the building recently occn. pied C. C. Hollister, onliain St., one door ahnve S. S. Mott's, where be will be happy, to wait on all vow inay favar him with their patron. age.- Jan. 20th, 1858.—te. c 7 . 4n datirt gthicitodo A.,11).•.. Nt'W EatiNGEMENIS At the Old Stand of Lathrop & Co. LATHROP & DeWITT EG leave..to announce to the public in gen .ll—P eral Oat they are'now opening one ortho largest STocKs of MEacmtamsz ever offered in Montrose. Comprising Dry Goods, Groceries, Hard-Ware, Crockery, &c., &c., &c., which they propose to sell at the LOWEST CASK PRICES. Those are real Facts. We • wish lo • demonstrnte to the- public the difference between buying Goods for cam and OR TINE. LATHROP & IEWITT. Montrose, April 26th, 1858. Patent Medicines, ate.' • AFFLICTED' .READ. f. GRAPHENBIRG MEDICrNEs:--Vegetabror Pills Groin Mountain Ointment, Safaaparilla Compound, Chiklren's Panacea, Eye Lotion, Fe ver and Ague' Remedy, Health . Bitters, Dyeen. tar} , Syrup, , Consumptive's - Balm, Marshall's Uterine, Catholicon; Dr. Libby's Pile,Ointment, and - Manual of Health. Are's Pills and Cherry Pectoral, Tanner's German Ointment; Trask's Magnetic Ointment, Holloway's Ointment and -Pills, Davis' Pain Killer, Dr. Fitch's Reart CorreetW Bennett's Root and Plant- Pills,,Boule'iSovereign Balm, Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills, Rhade's Fever and Ague Cure - Merekant's.,GarglingOit;Arni. ea Liniment, dinirphor, , Castor Oil, Paregoric, Aloes, Picont, Myrrh, Licorice, &c., , &c., &c. A- neat supply just received, to be kept constant ly on hand, for sale by f. N. BULLARD. October, .Ist; 1856. - . - The Hammonton Fakmer, a news paper, devoted to Literature and Agriculture, also setting forth full accounts of the new'•settle ment of Hammonton,ln gew Jersey,ean be sub scribed for at only 25 ets. per annum. Inclose postagirstamps for thkattiotint: ',Ad dress to Editor of the Farmer, Haminoittin, At tenths Co., New Jersey. , Those wiahing:eheap laftd,:of the best quality, in ontrof the healthiest sad 'most delightful elimates in the UniOn,ibe advertisement of flamtnonton Lands. [sep.l-3m Still They, Cope 1 THE largest - stock of Mumma ever lefore kept market may be found at the • r R. tr.' :I' - Its Et . it, win be treeless to enumerate. .Wheu .you wish anything in the Patent _Medicine Ibis; otherwise, call at the Parmer'e-StortoDon't.fork got the plece;illson town. R. TIIAYER. Montroae, March 3d, 1858: A PUIZJE FOR EVERY BOD% : " Nom summusts !cat THE Pitt-itorit attain:llms: 4 , A BEAUTIFULLY 1' I:I g all Cr_l3 T Pah t r A :l c DULY -MWAPIFIL THE NEW.YORK WEEKLY. PRESS 18 one of the•beat literary papers, of the day. A large Quarto containing Twenty Pages, or Sixty, Colnmns,:afentertaining matter, and Ele. gaudy Illustrated every l week. • A. Gift worth from ,50,teente to.slooo wig" be. sent to each subscriber on the receipt of the sub. eeription money. ,'• ' . • - TERMS-41! ADVANCE: - One 'copy, for one year, and 1 gift $2. Three copies One yeair, andl gifts .. . 5. Five copies of Syear; and 5 gifts . . 8. Ton copies, one year, and TO gifts . . . 15. • Twenty-one copies one yeir, and 2l . .gifts 30. The iptielas to be distribAited are comprised in the followink 4 United States Treasury Note $ lOOO. 2 do : do do ' '5OO sash. 5 do do do 200 each. 10 ,do . do- do 1100 each. 10 Pst.Lev.ilunt'g Cased Watches 100 each. .20 Geld Watches . •76. eac ir ; sk • • 50 . do - - 60 each. 1,00 do - 50 each. 100 Ladies Gold ,Watcbes 35 each. 200,SiIvor:Hunting Cased Watchoit . 30 each. 500 di) Watches - $l6 to . 25 each. 1000 Gobi Guild, Vest and Fob Chains 10 to 30. do do Pena and Pencils 6to 16 each. Gold Lockets, Bracelets, Brooches, Ear Drops, BriMat Pion, CaffPins,,,Sleeve Buttons, Rings, Shirt Studs, Watch Keys,Gold and , Si Ivir Thim bles and a variety of other articles, worth from , • fifty cents - to fifteen dollari each. : On receipt'of the subsCription 'money, the sub scriber's name will be entered upon our books opposite a number, and the gift corresponding with that number will be forwarded within one • week, by mail or express, post ,paid. There-is neither humbug nor lottery about the above, as every , Subscriber is sure of a Prize Of value. We prefer to make this‘liberal distribu • tion among them instead of giving a large corn. mission to agents„giving to ,the subsCribcr the amount that would go to the agent, in ,man) cases a hundred' fold more. • Ear - Address all communications to , -DANIEL ADEE, Publisher, Hay 27.-3 , 11 211 Centro Street, New 1(ork. Delaware, Lackawanna & W.R.R. NO MORE STAGING! - Thxoustt to Philadelp h iaßail! VEW and expeditions broad &age route .1.1 from the North and West, via Great Bend am Scranton, and from the Lackawanna and Wyoming valleys, directly through to New York and• Philadelphia.. - - On, and a ft er Friday,October Ist, 1858, trains will he rurins follows:;s _ . - The Circinnati Express-Train bound oast on N. Y. &Erie R. R..-arrives at Great Bend at 8.15 a. m., and connects with the EXPRESS Train which leaves Great Bend for New York and PhiPa at - 8:30 a. m Due at -Montrose, • 9.04 " • Tunkhannock, : '. 9.42 " Factoryville, . - 10.05 " , . Scranton, 10.50 .1 ` Moscow, 1, 11.33 -." Stroudibuig, _ 1.23 p; m _ Water Gap, . .1.35 :a:. - - Delaware,(ls minutes to diriel) 1.58 " Bridgeville, . • 2.28 " Junction,3 18 i • New York, '7.15 " • Philadelphih, •. 8.15 " Passengers - from N. Y., leave Pier No. 2 North 'River, at From Philadelphia, leave Walnut St, J. B. DietoLuni Wharf, at' - 6.00 " Leave Junction, - " " 11.10 " Ducatßridgeville, 11.58 " Delaware, (15 min. to dinner), 12.10 p. m . Water Gap, 1148 " Stroudsburg, • 1.00 " Moscow, • 2.47 " -, Scranton, } 3.15 " Factoryville, - - - 4.11 " Tur.khantiock,, 4.30 " Montrosb, - 5.13 . " Great-Bend. \5.45 " Connecting at Great Bend with the Mail Tra in, west, at Accommodatiop Train lanes Scran ton for Great Bend at Arrive at Great Bend, ...„ • 'Connecting with the Dunkirk Express, west, at 1.55, and the N. Y. Express, east, at 2.35 p. m. Returning, leaves Great Bend at. 2.45 " Dile at Scranton, 7.15 " For the accommodation of wag travel on the SoutheraDivision, a passenger car will be at. taehed to the Express Freight Trains, leaving ' Stream', at 5.00 a. m. Due at Stroirdsterg at 10.05 " Junction at - 2.05 p. m, Returning, will leave at . 4.45 a. rp. Due at Stroudsburg at . , _8.05 " " dran ton at 2.20 p. m. Passengifs to and from Now York and_Plib adelphia ,wltt change eirs at Junction._ ., For Pittston, Kingston, and Wilkenbarre,take L. &B. R. It cars at Scranton. ~ For Jessup, Archbald, and Carbondale, take Stages at Scranton. , Tickets sold, and baggage checke dthrorgh.j-- JOHN BRISBIN,SupII: . Wm. N. hicks, Gehl Ticket Agent. Scranton, Sept. 24th, 1858. • :$' Great Discovery of the Age.. IMPORTANT- TO- --,-- TOBAC - 00 CHEWERS. DR. GUSTAV LINNARD ' S Taste-Reitor alive Traches,—The Great Substitute fur Tobacco, It is a well known and incontroverti ble fact that the use of tobacco is the promoting cause of many of the most severe MENTAL AND PHYSICAL DISORDERS to which the race of man is 'subject, as Careful analysis and long and painful experience..have clearly proven that it contains certain narcotic & poisonous properties most dangerous in their ef, fects, which by entering the blood derange the functiontiand operatitms of the heart, causing many to suppose that, organ to` be diseased., '• TO BAC C O affects also the entirepervotts - system, manifesting, itself—as all who l ave ever used the weed will testify—in lassitude . , nervous brash, dyspepsia, and many other disorders of a similar character.. The - TASTE RESTORATIVE - TROCHES , , are,depigned to counteract - tbese baneful, Ida ences,and have proved ' completely succisiful in a multitude of cases, and whereicermied• _Being hareniees in. themselves they , exert a benefiCial effect upon the entire system, - restoring the Loath which,has,become vitiaed - or deatioyed by great indll4ence, completely , semi wing_ the irritation and acconipanyiog tickling sensation of the throat —which are always consequent upou.ibstaining from the use of tobacoo, and by-givinga healthy tone to the stomach, invigorate the Whole system. Persons who are irretrievably undermining their constitutions and shortening their hook should loathes° troches immediately andlbrow off the injurious &unpleasant habit of chewing tobacco. Theis troches or lozenges are put up in a con yenient and , portable form at the low- pnce - ofto cents per-box. A liberal discount to the trade. erepared solely by the undersigned to whom all orders should bcaddressed. --., • - • JAR: A.BOWERS; Druggist, ap7'dByl Cor.ld and llacafsts, Philada. ' :The Han n uouton Wanner, a news paper, devoted to ~Literature and,Agrieultu - re, also settipg forth full accounts ofthe new settle ment of kismmonton,hi•New Jeriey,can be sub scribed for at 25 et*per annum. N, Inclose postage stamps tor. tlie , amOunt. Ad dress to'Editai of the ftrmer, Harmonic,* At lantic CO:, New 'Jersey. Those wishing cheap land, of the beat quality, in one of the healthiest and moat delightful climates in the Union; see vertisemsnt of Hammonton. Lands. (scp.l- 3m NEW ARRANGEMENT. ommNEm§. Itolnitiold'i Oa •u Ine : Prepara ion,.' —67 - ' I Highly Contentralite,Oktionad Flsid E rid '''- ~ • Atha. , . - • For Diieerses of the Bladder, Kidney=; rare: : Dropsy, Weaknesses, Obstructions . , 8 at , . Diseases, Female Complaints, did:1111 , . ~ pi:eases of the .Sritsair Dritarts,,j;. , arising from excesses Mad iinnindencesinitle, - and removing all improper disehargeifrom th% `bled der;-kidneys, or sexual organs, whither. e isting in MALE Olt FEMALE, 'from whatever cause they may have originated, and no matter t how long standing, giving health and vigor o. the frame, and bloom to the pallid cheek. - -, - JOY TO TBE:. Arnim ii t It, cures - nervous and debilitated siffere i rs, and removes all the symptoms ; among which will'be found indisPositien to exertion, loos apeer,less of memory ; difEcillty of breathing, genera weak. 1 3 nese, -horror of disease, weak nerves, Ire bling, dreadful horror of death; night sweate r ee d feet, Wakefulneas, dimnees of vision,langebr,thfiversal - lassitude of the muscular system, often enbimons appetite, with,dyspeptic symptoms, hot I hands, flushing of the body, dryness of the skin s pallid. countenance andernptions on , the face,paih in the back, heaviness of the eyelids, .frequentl black spots - flying before the eyes, with it tiqnPorary &pension - endless of si ght;wa a t of atteniNn,treat mobility, restlessness, with horror of socroty.— Nothing is more desirahle to such patients than solitude, and nothing they more !bead folfear'of . themselves; no repose of manner,no earn stnea, no speculation, butsa hurried Transition from one question to another. ' 4 . rn These,symptes, if allowed to go on which this Medicine invariably removes--soon follows lbss of power, fatuity and.epileptic ii moue of which the patient may expire. Who can say that these excesses are not frequently' followed by those direful diserutes. 7 4nsanity and.ecnsarap.: tion I The records of the insane asyluMs,. and the melancholy deaths by consumption hear am. ple witneis to the truth of these assertiu.s.... In lunatic asylums the most melancholy ,ex ibition appears. The countenance is actually ,s den & quite destitute-•=neither mirth or grte vfraT yis. 14 ? its IL Should a sound of the voice oc ur, it is rarely articulate. " - • • ,- . . - "With woeful measures wan desp: Low sullen sounds 14. grief begui Debility is the most terrible! and has thousands .to untimely graves, thus blas ambition of many noble youths. It can ) by tlie s use of this • I-NFALLIULT: • If you are snffeiing with any of the_al tressing ailments, the Fluid Extraat'Bu cure you. Try it and baconvtnced °fits Igir Beware of quack nostrums and qu tors, who falsely boast of abilities and tell Citizens know and avoid them, and savol feting, money, and exposure, by - sendingl ing for a bottle of this popular and spent eay. It allays all pain and intlamniation fectly pleasant in its taste and odor, but! ate in its action. HELMBOLD'S EXTRACT: BUM/ Is-prepared directly according to ;the illes of Pharmacy and Chemistry, with the vegeta ac ciracy and Chemical knowledge and caie dere. ted in its combination. _See Protester Pewees• valuable works on, the practice of playSie, and most of the late standard works of niedieine. • rir $1 0O XI One _hundred &Airs — will be paid to any . ph_y.sician l Who can proiel that thb medicine ever ' njii red a patient;and the testimony orthousands can be produced to prove( that it doe's great good. Cases of from one Week to -13 years' standing have been effected. ' he mass of voluntarylestimony in posseision of the' s Pro. prietor, vouching its virtues and curativ powers, is immense, embracing namekwell kno to • ia m . Scence nd Fae. 100,000 Bo ties have been sold Ad not a single instance otAiiiere has - been reported! - Persotalliappeared before me, an Alderman of the City of. Philadelphia, H. T. H l chubold, i i . Chemist, who teilig duly sworn does. ay, that his preparation • Contaius no Narcotic, 31 rcury or injurious Drug! but is purely Vegetal)! . ~ H. 7% Helmbold, Sole Man facttirer. Sworn and subscribed before me this d day, of NOV- 1854. Wm P. HIBBARD, Ald o rman. 7.30 a. m Price 81 per Bottle, or six for $5, .clirered, to any address, accompanied by relish = and res ponsible certificates from Professors o • Medics! Colleges, Clergymen, and others. Pre ed and sold by- 11. T. HELMBOL , - Practical and Analytical C mist, NO. 52 South 26th-st., below Chestnut Assem bly Buildings, Philadelphia, Pa. Car To be had of all Druggists and in the U.S., Canadas, and British Provi Beikare of Counterfeits. Ask for He —tike-nosother. Mires guarantied. Sold in Montrose by ABEL TURBELI Jan. 20, '58.-:-.ly 5.55 " HOWARD ASSOCIAT • PHILADELPHIA. - A Benevolent Institution, establilhed endowment for the relief of the sick 8.35 a. in, 1.05 p. m. tressed, allictediv id Virulent Epidemi TO AI,L'PERSONS 'afflicted wit Diseases, such as Spermatoirhcea Weakness, Impotence, Gonorrhcea, Gip lis, the Vice of Onnnism, or self abuse,' The HOWARD ASSOCIATION,ID alkful destruction of human life,caused' al diseases, and the deceptions practi the unfortunate ,victims of such dis Quacks, several years ago directed t suiting Surgeon, as a CHARITABLE ACT their. name, to open a Dispensary for went of this class of diseases, in all tht i and to give MEDICAL ADVICE. GRATIS, t apply by letter, with a deicription 'of t dition, (age occupation, habits of life, in cases of r}xtreme povertyi-to furnish free of charge. It is needless to ad tl Association commands the highest met oldie age. and will furnish the" most I modern treatment. The Directors on a review of the assured that their labors in this sphere lent effort, bave been of great - bene' afflicted, especially to the young, add resolved to devote themselves, with zeal, to this thy important but much cause. , Just published by the Association,.' on Spertnatorrhcea or Seminal Weak Vice of Onanism, blasturbation and other diseases .of The seine! 0r,,,t7a. Consulting Siggeon, which will .be mail (in a sealed Utter envelop,i,) - CIIAIIGE, 'on 'the receipt of TWO STAN • Cage. • • ' ' Address, foi Repoit: or Treatinent, D It Calhoun, Cciiisulting.Snrgeon, How (dation, N 0.2 South Ninth Street, - Phi Pq '- By Order - of the' Diketairi • - EZRA .1:1: - .HABTWELL - '1 3 1., GEORGE FAlRefill,D E S'ecie - Nit.l ‘, • Oct; 15th, 1857. ._ • IiDCENELIS3II 3 II4 lagiair.l3/0N" .• '. .rllO MOTHERS, WIVES & DAU MITERS. ..J1- Dr. R.:AiLAISIONT'SPeriodioal COMpeafid. The most benefiOitd an'daticceitsfiii .pcittisulitau man now in'use or known; for all casstrof: diS. ordered, obstrieted or stippressa blehattuation, I. ! aeorrhcea, Female Weakness dm:- tlidiesfwbo have been disappointed in.the use of FaaiePills (it dte , can :put the utmost confidence In his Potn pound, it is - infallible In the cure of ail. named•colplaints: 'lt-will kit sent:by) 'malt: to any address by enclosing 42 to any - • Uthetlued agent. Prepared by R.-L ANDREW , Buffalo N.Y. For salotby BENTLEY, REA I 11t.00., and druggists generally. •,' • juut ..13.'58-1y •. Star '-gt - t: :4111. • CA tO, W. BiANN,:Wholerude' kalt Dealer,— Ur 2011.-WashingtonStmet,(4lrectly opposite Washington 3farket ! ), still nontinues_tO offer to the city and errantry trade, all 'lauds clf. foreign coarse and ; fine salt, atAtio yeiy lowelit, figures ; 4000 Q sacks and bags, consulting in 4)41 of Ash ton's celebrated brand for .tltble and daily,- use, Jeffrey :dr. Darcy, Idarshalfl, .11rownlOw's, dr-e• ; and.soooo bushelsVurkit leland, &mares, zeu racoa, St. Übos, Lisbon. Crulis-elvioa, Nantes, &c., :k id,. 'all.of which will bo; sold atlbargain pr eta from vessels, store and atoretrouSes. .. .• : • Any parebaW. wishing roh)ct f m a good assortment will find If to h interest t call. , - N. ll.—Fine teatle salt p 1 tupin s 11 Irsgtof different Alzes,and conatanity. on ban - In abip pipg order., Alone -splendid artiele.-4f,...,-Rck Ground salt, in quart boxes,. put up an for- a le - by the quantity-an cases ofllive' dozen each. New York, April Ist, 1848.—ly* rought . 'ng the cured of,e dis tal will • fficacy. ck doc erenees. ngauf lor call- Ific rear is pet namedi- Dealers flees. mbold's MEM lON, special am! dic , disease. Sexual Seminal t,Syphi &e., &e. of the by Sexu ed upon eases by heir Con • Willy of he_treat 'it rtwi, alt: who tir con iSte.,) and medicines that the io . al kill wprofed ,net, feel fbenevs , - ;k t& the hey have I -renewed despised Report 'begs, the If-Abuse, :s, by the sent, by FREE OF fer pos -1 . GOorgo rd Aggo dolphin,
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