2:1.1, :rf - 1111,itStit : 44/. Bars are like'vihegar when there is muph mother in them they are always sharp.- • A rau.ow who got drunk on election;day said it was owint to his effort to put-down party spirit. , "- IT is said that a MAD wbo is bung does not pay the debt'Of nature, but simply gets an ,Wensloti. thwroae _never diffei on• the subject of bleeding.—their patients.% . Tea die' last o s t r ich feather that breaks the haabanA's back. tlicAust says be could sing " way down on tbe old. Tar .Riier," -if be could only get. the pitch. ' ' • =AN ill-natured editor sap s the Women all • • . •- use plant, and he seta his Arsidce-agar4st it. _ VEGETATION 18 be scarce at CalSzi,4xt, Ka& sachnietta, that two mullen-stalks and . a lickleberry-tiosh are called egrove. TWo 'thin Woes make o n e cold ;. two colds, one attack of -bronchitis; vin attacks of hrmichitis, one - coffin. • ' A DOWN BAST paper says that the girls are sa hard up for , husbands in some. parts of yenusylvanisthat they sometimes take up with lawyers.. - _ A :q advertise/4 for a "competent person to .undertaki the sale of a new patent medi cine," and adds that it will be profitable - to .tbe undertaker No doubt of it. . • . .. _ " Is . that clock right, over dieter said a. ~ stranget to a news-boy, the ocher day. " Right overthere," , answeredToung America; " tam. -no isifere else:" - .- • , ,Cotriapeo is an irregular Retire transitire • ierb,lndloative mood, present tense, third persouoingulat number, and-agrees' agrees with all the young-gis---we_ know of.. , A FiCETIOCB fellow, being iery - aniions for the acquisition of:Culkt, says he is ." willing to help pay for it, to help tight for it,,and, if that don't do, he'll go for it according to, lave." ent govertimentlands cost one dollar nn acre on au average, and champagne two &Mars' a bottle.. How many a man dies landless, who, during his life, - has swallowed a fertile township.. ; A LoNnow witness having told the magis trate that he was a penman, was asked in what department of literature he wielded his pen, and he replied that he penned sheep in Smithfield market. • 'A SKEPTICAL fellow says lie don% believe in the water cure,, for be knows Eeveral ediL tors wh9 bave been lying in damp sheets for many years, and are worse now _than ever. A WEs - vErts editor say that "a child was run over by a• wagon three Tears Old and, crossed.eyed, with pantalets on, which never spoke afterwards." • A samonwree,ked on a barren -coast, came; at, length, in -sight of- a gallows. "Thank G:xl," said he " I'm getting into a civilized countl.”: . Wks:ran—A thin man who is Used to the business of collecting, to crawl through the kev holes ' and find cters wlio are never at at home. Salary, nothing the first year, to be doubled every year after. Trti'foll'owing verdict was' given and 'writ. ten'hy the foreman - of a coroner's j—: _ "We are: of A Moon thatthe ll t met with letdeath from Violent infirmatiory in the Arm, prod.uest from Uncran Cauz." "JANE, what letter in the alphabet .do you like best 'I" " Well, Ilion% like to say; Mr. --Snooks." "Pooh, nonsense! tell right out, Jane; which do you• like best ?" "Well," (blushing and drooping her eye,) "I like t the best." • - 4 l'vn three cents left," said a loafer; "so Fit buy .a pSper with them." . "What paper you buy t". said his companion, anxious to learn the literary taste of his friend. "A paper of tobacco," replied the loafer. As attorney, About. to furnish a bill of costs, was requested by his client, a baker, to mike if as light -as possible. "Ab !" replied the lawyer, ? that's what von may say to your foreman, but it's •not the way' I make :-my bread." • A onrruesms paving through some.'of the public offices was affronted by some. clerb, and was advised to complain to the principal, which be did thus "I _have been abused by.some of the rascals of this place,.. and I -come to acquaint yOu of it, as I un derstand you are the-principt." " HALLOO there! how do you sell. wood r _"By the - cord." "Pshaw! how long has it been Cut!" "Four feet.". "Confound it! rmean - how long has it been since it was cut?". "No longer than it' is now." The questioner concluded not to -ask any,inore questions, butlo burn coal. _ BARD or: A FAT 1110.-A -corpulent gen- tleman bad been so crowded in traveling, that when about to' journey from Macon, • • France, in a dilligence (stage,) be sent the -hotel boy to pay for two seats in advance. When the vehi,ele called for him, he. found himself booked for two seats-its - bad-been di rected, but one of the reserved seats was on the inside and the other on_the outside. . A - Goon P— was making a journey in 'a stage coach, {sitting outside .with the driver,) over the 'hilly roads in the, western part of the Siste, and amused him- BO _on the way by frequent re sp rts to the comfort of a toysferious black rottle which be had with him.' Suddenly the coach came in contact with a large st6ne, which, without - 'doing any other damage, .deprived Billy of his equilibrium and :dowit be rolled on the grOnd. " . SlVot'n thunder,' are yer doing," said 'Billy," - how owe you to tip the stage over The driver informed him that the stage had *not been overturned at all: and the passen= gets -assured Billy that Jelm was right—, Billy.approached the vehicle again, and re - mounted slowly to his former seat outside. "Didn't upset, d'you say!" "Not at,all," re ' _ plied the driver." "Well, if ra . a , knowed thav," said Billy, "Iwoukln't -ha' got of: ' • - ' .An old , Dutchman undertook to wallop his Con, bit 'Jake turned upon him and walloped him., The old man consoled himself for his -defeat, by rejoicing at his son's manhood. He "-Nell; Jake ii ahscart fellow. He can vip his own teddy." . A-small - pattern of a man lately solicited 'ilia bind of a very fit.e. buxom girl. "Oh no," suit:Lam fair lady, "I can't think of 'it for a moment. The fact. is, Tommy, you are a little - 100 big to put in st cradle, aid a - little 1 . 1 - . too Small to put is! a bed." I, Itostisry Dt i Hostax.—A jockey, - selling ; a liorce r friquentry observed, with emphatic • f - earnestnioN that - ,bifir is an "'honest rag."— . 'Afterlbe jarriihase the buyer asked him what be s 'meantky - in honest nag." " Why, sir,“ .be replied, whenever I rode him be always thieateaed to throw me, and. he certainly nev er deceived me, lIAMIONTON ,LANDS. NEW ENGLAND SETTLEMENT. . R A ttE (opportunity to all Wanting farms in a healthy place, twenty-fire miles from Phila delphia, on the Camden and:, Atlantic railroad, New Jersey. An old estate has recently been opened for sale, and the first division of 10,000 acres divided up into farms of twenty ems and upwards, The soil is of the best' quality for the production-of fruits, grains, &c, - The price is . $l6 Yo $2O per acre, payable in easy quarter yearly instalments, within a term of lour years, with interest, The. terms are.niade easy, in or. der to insure the rapid improvement of the; land, by enablineevery industrious , maitti buy a farm. I It is now being extensively impfoyed . by good roads; and some, of the best citizens from Now England and the Middle Stittlkre erecting Istrge llMprovements. It is a seene the greatest ion provement out of Philadelphia ? , Seventy.fice houses live been built in' four months. Practi cal fume's and businese men from the length and breadth Of the Union are settling there.,„ It is an important business place, on account of its being in the midst of a great market, Every ar ticle raised upon this land finds artimmediate sale. The water is excellent and no such thing as fe ver is known: - The soil is a sandy or clay loam, with it clay bottom and retentive of manures. It is free of stones and easily worked. - It abounds largely in the phosphates,: ana such is its fertility that from the crops produced both upon, this landand the large area sui4oitiing Under cultivation,lt will be-found not-to be excelled anywhere in the production of drops most adapted to its mar- , ' ket. • The reader.maY _bo well swam ifrat'tbe. est and the best-fi nits and vegetables comp from New Jersey, which , are annually exported:to the amount of , millions of dollars. The land, besides being accessible in every way fbr fertilizers, has an abundant:supply of the best quality of muck manure. . Lumber and building materials can be had on the spot at a cheap price, from the mills. Other mills are now being opened, and brickyards be ing started upon the g round . A person can put up Intim; tenement for present convenience for oneitundred dollars. On account of tha exten sive emigration, this is the best course to pursue in order to get a place, to live in at first. Car penters and bounders are on hand to put. up hous es on the nest terms... Insettling here the emigrant has many advan tages. He is within. a few hours' ride of the great Cities in the Middle , States and New Eng- land ; he is near his old friends and associations; he is in a settled country, - where' every improve ment and comfort of eiilitationn is at hand; he is in a healthy place, and is not subject to the certainty of losing the greater part of his family and his men health by those malignant fevers which make the graves of so many millions of the young and hardy in fur off regions away 'from home and friends. Besides, he has a mild climate.and an open winter. • There are three trains daily to Philadelphia, and to those who improve the railroad company gives n a free ticket. The reader will at once be struck with the ad vantages here presented, and ask himself why the propirty . has not been taken up before.— The reason is, it was never 'thrown in the mar ket; and unless these statements were correct, no one would be invited to examine the land be- Tare On:basing: This all are expected to-do.— They will see the land under. cultivation ; they will, meet persons, no doubt, from their own neighborhood ; they will witness the improve ments, and can judge of the character of the pkop .nlation. Persons should - coin.) prepared to pur chase, as many aro locating, and locations are not held-on refusal. The-Hammonton Farmer, a monthly Literary and Agricultural sheet, containing full informa tion of Hammonton, will be sent to each inquir er, and can be obtained at. 25 cts. per annum. Title indisputable. Warrantee deeds - 1 given; clear of all incumbranee, when purchase money is paid. Itolite to-the land :—Leave Vine street wharf, Philadelphia, fin. Hammonton by railroad at 7.30, A. M., and 5.30 P. M. ; when there in quire for . Mr. - Byrnes. Boarding conveniences will be found. Letters and applications can be addressed to S. B. COUGHLIN, 202 South Fifth Street, below Walnut,Philadelphia. - Maps and information cheerfully furnished. T. BOYLE, Agent for Northern Pennsylvania. Office, New Milford. qusq'a. Co:, Pa. September, 1,1858.-3 m. ****** * h * * * * riTs. - t - T- L.T L. MPL'ENDID GIFTS: 439 CHESTNUT STREET. THE ONLT ORIGINAL GIFT BOOK STORE GG. EVANS we'd inform his friends and the •public that his Star Gift book Store and Publishing House is permanently established in Brown's splendid Iron Building,• 439 Chestnut Street, two doors below Fifth,. where the pur chaser of each b‘ok, at the regular fetall price, will receive one of the' following zifta, valued from 35 tents to $100: • ' Worth each. 550 Patent Engl. Lever Gold Watches, $lOO.OO 550 Poet. Anchor " a - a 50 00 400 Ladies Gold Watches,lBlr-Ausses, - 35.00 600-Silv. Hunt' Watches, wanonted; - 15.00 500 Parlor - Timepieces, - 10.00 500 Cameo Sets,•Ear Drops and - Pins; 10.00 boo Ladies' Gold Bracelets, 5.00-to 12.00 500 Gents Vest arid Fob Chains,- 10.00 1000 Gold Lockets,(harge size,dbl.case,) 10.00 2000 " (small size,) 340 1000 Gold Pencil Cases,with Gold Pens, 5.00 1 1000 Extra G.Pens,with cases4-holders, '3.50 2500 Gold. Pencils, (Ladies"), - - 2.00 2500-Gcild Pens with Silver Pencils, 2.50 2500* Pens,with eases&holders, 1.50 6500:Gold Rings, (Ladies',)- - 1.004 2000 Gents' Gold Rings, - 2.50 1 2500 Ladies' Gold Breastpins, - 2.50 -3500 Misses' " . . " 3.50 3000 Pocket Knives. - _ - 1.00 2000 Sets .GentiGold Bosom Studs, :* 2.50 2000 „" " " Sleeve B.uttons, ' 2,00 2000 Pairs of Ladies' Ear Drops, - 2.50 8000 Ladies' Pearl Card CaseiN -. . 5.00 15000 Lndiess.Cameo„let,or Mosaic Pins, 5.00 2500 l_i/Bes Shawl and Ribbon Pins, 1.50 5000 Articles of Gold Jewelry, Gift Books, &C., not enumerated in the above, worth from 25 cents to $25. -Evans' new Catalogue, whichis sent free to all parts ot - the country, contains all the most popular books of the day, and the newest publi cations, all of which will be sold as loiv..as can be obtained at other stores. Agents wanted in every , town of. the Union. Those desiring so to act, 'Canobtain fall partle ulars.by addressing the . above. - S. N.:B.—Being largely interested in publishing boeks,and buying from otherpublishers immense , quantities, for cash, l lath ebabled to make larger disccunts to Country Agehts and Book Dealers than-can.be- had at any other house in the country. • Any book published in the United Statei, the retail 'price. of which is $1 or upwards, will be prompt,' sent., Gift included, 'on receipt of pub lishers price. An extra $1 Book and Gift. given to any Per son ordering ten books to be sent to 013 t dreg. , Sent for a Catalogue. Adtress," G. G. EVANS, Publisher, 429 Chestnut. St...Phil:Oa. zurg.26;3ro.) EXPRESS LINE. Z. COBB offers to th_c pantie, at prieesibat eannot fait to strit,l - LARGE and Bunarfa assortment of :- .1! • at.Vre aid well known estallisbnient formerly oc cupied by Oliver Crane. , p SUGARS, TEAS, COFER, ffricEs, FRUIT, FLOlthl, and SM.?. (by. the Lick or barrel') Fist"_ and all artirleslound in first class, groceries. „I would rirticularl v call the attention of Farm ers astd others to the fast that I am constantly receiving fresh supplies of , • FIRST *RATE FLOUR►, also good and modiciregoilitiel, which will be sold .atoirr, for ready pay, in 9aantities So volt the p urchaser . , COBB.M , ontrose,./dit,istb,iisB; , Ire all wanting. Farms, deo advertiaement of Hammonton Lauds. _ HelmbOid'aGewiine Preparation; lligkly Coin Utica Cawood Fiala EAT' litucha. Per. \Diseases of the. Bladder, kidneys, Grate! . Dropsy, lireaknesses, Obstructions, Secret Diseases; Female Ccinipfaints, nfidnll Diseases of!lhe Sexual Organs; arising from excesses and imprudences in life, and removing all improper 'discharges from the blad der, kidneys, or sexual organs, whether existing in MALE OR FEMALE, from whatever cause they may have originated, and no matter of how long standing, giving , health and vigor. to the frame, and bloom to the pallid cheek. JOYS TO THE AFFLICTED !!-! It cures nervous and debilitated , sufferers;and removes all the spiptoms, smog which will be found indisposition to exertion, loss of power,loss of..memory, difficulty of breathing, general weak ness, horror of diseese, weak nerves, trembling, dreadful horror ofdeath, night sweats, cold feet, wakefulness, dimness of vision, languor,uaiversal lassitude of the maim* system; often enormous appetite, with.dysperitie symptoms; hot hands, flushing of the body, dryness of the skin,: pallid countenance and eruptions on the face,pain in the back, heaviness of the eyelids, frequently black spots flying before the • eves, with a temporary surusionand lessor sightwittit of attention,great 'mobility, restlessness, with horror of society.--- Nothingis more desirable to such patients than solitude s and nothing they, more dread for feat of 'themselvere.no repose of manner,no earnestness, no epeeetation, but, a hurried transition from one iluestion to another. • ' These symptorna, if allowed to 0' on—which this medicine invariably removes—soon follows loss of power, fatuity and epileptic fits—in one of which the patient may expire. Who can say that. these excesses are not-frequently . followed by those direful diseases—i nomitiand consump tion? The records of the insane asylums, and the melancholy deaths by"constimption beer am. pie witness to the truth of these assertions. In lunatic asylums the most melancholy exhibition appears. The countenance is actually sodden & quite destitute—neither mirth or grief ever vis its it. Should a sound of the voice occur, it is rarely articulate. . - '-With woeful measures Wan despair Low sullen sounds his grief be g uiled." Debility is the most terrible! and has brought thousandi to untimely.graves, thus blasting the ambition of many noble youths. It can be cured by the use of this: INFALLIBLE ILEINEBY. If you are suffering with any of the above dis tressing-ailments, the Fluid Extract Bache' win cure you. Try it and be convinced of its efficacy. r . Beware of quack nostrums and quack doe tors,who falsely boast of abilities and references. Citizens know and avoid thetn,rad save long suf fering, money; and exposure, by sending or .call ing for a liottle•of this popular and specific rem. edy. It allays all pain and inflammation, is per fectly pleasant in s its taste and odor, but immedi ate in its action. NEWBOLD'S EXTRACT BURR Is prepared directly according to the rules of Pharmacy and Chemistry, with the greatest ac curacy and chemical knowledge and -care devo. ted in its combination. See Erofessor Dewees' valuable works on the practice of physic, and most of the late standard works of medicine. gair $1 0 0 _REI One hundred dollars will be paid to any physician who can prove that the i medicine everinjured a patient;and the testimony of thousand - a can be pro duced to prove that it does great good. Cases of from one week to 13 years' standing have been effected. The mass of voluntary testimony in possession of the Pro prietor, vouching its virtues and curative powers, is immense, embracing names well known to Science and Fame. , 100,000 Bo ties have been sold and not a single instance of failure has been reported! • Persotally appeared before me, an Alderman of the City of. Philadelphia, 11. I`. Chemist, who being duly sworn,does say, 'that his preparation contains no Narcotic, Mercury or injurious Drug , but is purely Vor b etable. H. T. ITelmbold, Sole Manufacturer. Sworn and subsciibed before me this 23d dby of Nor 1354. Win P. HIBBARD, Alderman. Price $1 per Bottle, or six for $5, delivered to any address, accompanied by reliable and res ponsible certificates from Professors of Medical Colleges, Clergymen, and others. Prepared ands sold by H. T. HELMBOLD, • Practical and Analytical Chemist, No. 52 South 101b.st., below Chestnut, Assem bly Buildings, Philadelphia, Pa. • or To- be had otall Druggists and Dealers in the U. S. Canadas, and Britih Provinces. Beware of Counterfeits. Ask for Helmbold's —take no other: Cures guarantied. Sold in Montrose by ABEL TURRELL, Agent. Jan. 20, HOWARD ASSOCIATION, PHILADELPHIA. ' A Benevolent Institution. established by special endowment for the relief of the sick and dis tressed, djlictedwithVirulent Epidemic diseases. TO - ALL PERSONS afflicted with Se — xual Diseases, such as Spermatorrficed, Seminal Weak ness, Impotence, Gonorrhma, Gleet, Syphi- lis, the Vice of Onanism, or self abuse,-&c., &c. The liow'ARDI AssocumoN, in view- of the awful destruction of human lifo,taused by Sexu al diseases, and the deceptions practised upon the unfortunate ' victims of such diseases by Quacks, several years ago directed their Con- sulting Surgeon, as a CIt.XIIITABLE_ACT worthy of their name, to open a. Dispensary for the-treat mot of this class of diseases, in all their forms, and to give MEDICAL. ADVICE onatts;to all who apply by letter, with a description of their con ditiop, (age, occupation, habits of life, &e.,) and in cases of extreme poverty, to furnish medicines free.of charge.. 'lt is needleis to add_that the Association commands the highest medical skill of the age. and will furnish the most improved modern treatment. The Directors on a review. of the past, feel assured that their labors in this sphere of benevo , lent effort, have been of great benefit to the afflicted, especially to the young, and they have I resolved to 'devote themselves, .with renewed I zeal, to this very important but much despised cause. Just published by the Association, a Report on Sperniatorrhma or Seminal Weakness, the Vice of Onanism, Masturbation or Self-Abuse, and other diseases of the sexual organs, by the Consulting Surgeon, which will be sent by mail s (in a sealed letter envelope,) FREE OF CHARGE, on the receipt al TWO STAMPS for pos. tage. - Address, for Report or Treatment, Dr. George IL.Calhoun, Consulting Surgeon, Howard Asso 4ciation, N 0.3 South Ninth Street, Philadelphia, Pa. By Order of the Directors. EZRA. D. HART‘VELL President. GEORGE FAIRCHILD, Secretary. - Oct. 15th, 1857. . fly. On Manhood and He Premature Decline. Just Pulllishld, Gratis, the 20th T/u3uaaad. AFEW WORDS on the rational - treatment, without Medicine, of Spermatorrh ea- or LG. cal Weakness, Nocturnal Emissions; Genital and Nervo,us Debili tyjmpotency, and impediments to Marriage generally, by B. Ds LANEY, M. D. The important fact -that the many-alarming ,complaints, originating in the imprudence mad solitude of youth, may be easily removed WITH OUT MEDICINE, is in Milkman tract, clearly demonstrated; and the entirely new and highly succesful treatment, as adopted by the Author, fully explained;by means of which every one is enabled to:acme - HIMSELF perfectly and at the least possible cost, thereby avoiding all the ad „yertised nostrums of the day. - Bent to any address, gratis and post free in a sealed envelope; by remitting (pest paid)'-two poster) stamps to Dr. DE LANEY, 83 East 31st street, New - My. 1. .”; Eta. /0(0/6140 1 1 - etra TO MOTHERS, WIVES & DAUGHTERS. Dr. R.A. LAMONT'S Periodical Compound. The . most 'bene fi cial and sum:mint me= wen man now In usp or kncrarn, fpf it) .cates . of. dia. ordered, :9betracteA or suppressed Afenstriation, Lueorrhres,Fetnahr Weakness &c.- Ladiesivho have teen disappointed in the ineof Female ate ,can pot the utmost confidence in thief Com pound, it is infedlible in the dare of alt the above -p a ined comptsinfe ; It: will be sent by mail `fo any address by enclosing $2 to any authorized agent. PrePentsi bylt. I. ANDREWS, Buffalo ?1T: V. For ease by BENTLEY, READ &CO., and drug,liMc gi.neratly. • [mayl3'.sB-iy A PRIZE FOR,EVERY tibpit I WHO SUBSCRIBES FOR 'TRE 'stiv-ijork Ottikta =Vrtss, A BEAUTIFULLY . I ,Td Zi ZVI" P.,4 1 2 - 212: 1 . :"- - f.121 - 11 -.IIIWIPAPEL. /SHE NEW-Ye/Mt WEEKLY YREEIS__ig one of the best literary Papers ii the diiy: A large Quarto - Containing 'l'wenty Pages, or sixty Columnsof entertaining matter; and Ele gantly Illustrated every week. A Gift worth from Iso cents to $lOOO *RI be sent to each sublicriber on the receipt of the 54.• scription'money. TEllll*-1N ADVAICIM,.: -;c:: ,'' • One copy for one year, and I gift .. .. $2. Three copies ono year, and egifts - . .- . 5. Five copiee - * year, and 5 gifts .. . .. 8 Ten copies one year, and 10 gills . . . 15. , Twenty-one capes one year, and 21 gifts 30. The articles to . he distributed are comprised' in the foil o winglili i— . 1 United States Treasury Note $lOOO. ' 2do , do - do. 500 each. 5 do do do .; - 200 each. 10 do do do ;100 etielt. 10 Pat. Lev. Ilunt`g Cased Wiliches'loo each. 20 Gold Wat Mes •• . - - .in each. 50 do ~ - - - - 60 each. 100 do ' - - - • - 50 each. 160 Litdies Goa Watches • . - *ll5 each. ' 200 Silver Hinting Cased Watches 30 each. -600 do Watches • - 815 to 25 each. 1000 Gold Guard, Vest and Fob Chains 10 to 30. do do Pens ald Pencils - - sto 15 each. Gold Lockets, bracelets, Brooches, Ear Drops, Breast Pins, Until - ins, Sleeve Billions, Rings, Shirt Studs, Watch Keys, Gold and Silver Thim. bias, and a variety Mother articles, worth from fifty cents to Tiftees dollars each. On rceipt of thesubseription money, the sub scriber's name will,be entered upon our books opposite' a numbir, and the gift corresponding with that number will be forwaided within one Week, - by mail 'or depress, post paid. • There is neitheihumbug nor lottery, about the above, as every stbscriber isstire . of a Prize of value. We prefer to , make ' thi liberal distribu tion among them Ostend of g •ing a largo com mission to agents, giving to t e subscriber the amount that wocld go to the agent,- in many eases a hundred fold more. Or Address all eommunicatjorm to DANIEL ADEE,Tublisher, May 27.--yl.) 211 Centro Streit, New York: fiILJAYIER. ARRANGEMENTS. New Rail Rail Road Route, Delaware, Lackawanna& W.R.R. "MEW and expeditious broad gunge, route 111 from the North and West, via Great Bend and Scranton, and from the Lackawanna and Wyoming valleys, directly through" to New York and Philadelphia. On and after Monday, May 17th, 1858,:trains will be run as-follovis: The Cir cinnati Express Train bound east on N. Y. & Brie R. R. arrives at Great Bend at 8.15 a. m., and connects with the EXPRESS Train which leaves Great Bend for New York and Phil'a - 8.30 a. m. Due at Montrose, 9.05 " Tunkhannock. 9.47 " Factoryville, 10.10 " Scranton, 10.57 " Moscow, 11:43 " Stroudsburg', - 1.35 p. m Detaware,(ls min utes to dine,) 2.08 " Bridgeville, Phil. (puss. leave) 2.40 " Junction, 3.30 " • New York, 7:15 " Philadelphia, • - 8.20 Passengers from N. Y., leave Pier No. 2 North River, at . From Philadelphia, leave Walnut St, Wharf, at 6.00 " :Leave Junction,• 10.50 " Due a tBridgeville,(Phil.connection.)ll.4o " Delaware, (15 min. to dinner), 12.00 in Stroudsburg; 12.47 p. m Mose - Ow, 2.36 " Scranton, 3.15 " Faetoryville, 4.05 " • Tonkhannock, - 4.25 " Montrose, 5.08 " Great Bend. 5.40 " Connecting at Great Bend.with the • Mail Train, west, at Accommodation Train leaves Scran ton for Great Bend at 8.30 a. in Arrive at Great Bend, - .12 20 p. m: Connecting with tht Dunkirk Express, went; at 1.55, and the N.Y. Express, east, at 2.35 p. in. Returning, leaves Great Bend at 2.40 " Due at Scranton, '7.10 " For the aeconimodation of way - travel - on the Southern Division, a passenger car will he at tached to the Express Freight Trains,leaving- Scrantoa, at 5.00 a. m. Dne at Stroudsburg-at 10.15 " -" Junction at 2.10 p. rtettiruing, will lenve Junction at 4.00 a. M. Due at Stroudsburg at • '7.20 " " Scranton at 1.50 p. in. Passengers for New. York will change cars at... Junction. To and from Philadelphia, via B. D. 8,. R., leave or take the cars at Bridgeville. For Pittston; Kingston;-and Wilkesbarre,take L•& B. R. R., cara at Scranton. For Josanp,Archbald, and Carbondale, change cars at Greenville. Tickets sold, - and baggage checked through. JOHN BRISBIN,Sup't. WM..N. Jtxxs.Gen'l Ticket Agent. . _ May 13th, 1858. ' Great I.liseovergof the Age. jar IMPORTANT TO TOBACCO CILEWERS. TAR. GUSTAV LINNARD'S Taste Rester ' / ative Troches,-The Great Substitute for Tobacco. It is a well known and incontroverti ble. fact that the' use, of tobacco is the pronioting cause of many of the, most severe MENTAL AND PLIYSICAL DISORDERS to which the race of man is Subject, as careful analysis•-andlong and-pairifut experience:, haVe clearly proven ttfat it contains certain narcotic di poisonous properties most dangerous in their cf isfects, which by entering the blood derange the functions and operations of the heart, causing many to suppose that organ to be diseased. TOBACCO .affects alsci the entire nervous system, manifesting itself—as all who have ever used the weed will testify—in lassitude, nervous irratibility, water brash, dyspepsia, and many other disorders of a similar character. The TASTE RESTORA TIVE TROCHES • are . designed , to counteract these baneful influ ences, and have proved completely successful in a multitude pf cases, find wherever used. Being harmlesein _them - selves they. exert a _beneficial' effect upon the entire system, restoring the taste which has become vitiated or destroyed by great indulgence, completely removing the irritation and accompanying, tickling sensation of the throat —which are always consequent upon abstaining from the use I . ..4'loh:wee; and by giving a healthy tone to the stomach, invigorate the whole syltem. Perioni who are irretrievably undermining their constitutions and"shortening their lives,, should use tbesu.troOkes immediately and throw Ware injurious & unPleitsinilnibit of diming liittat. • These troches Or lozenges are pat up• in t con venient and portable form at the low price of 50 cents per box. , A liberal diseount to the trade. Prepared solely by the undersigned to whom all orders Should be addressed. -US. E. BOWERS, Druggist, Cur. 3d and Race-sts, Philada. ap7'sBy) nLOTlFlX,Cassichers and Veatingi,nery de. sirable styles, at pike* that cannot to suit: Call and be convinced. C. WALOTT. irJEW GOMEZ WEBB'S. ...it 0Y T 11, .11)11:11, 304. 165 8 1 11;_SOODS MEW GOODS I! YOUNCtlgaeC";. SM IT H'S _ o R E. HE undersigned , would announce to their JL customers, .friendi, and the public general ly thit they hare juSCriturned from the city and are receiving and opening a new and complete assortment or - - _ NW GOODS ofvarioes kikids,'which will be sold at prices to snit the times for CASH or Paonucs. We have sought the medium of. the press to announce to all upon whatirinciple' we shall transact blvd.. 'ness. it is termed the: BEADY-PAY SYSTEM C AAR PB.ODIME. PRIOE toill.perainis for the sanie article, and It shall bei - our endeayort-to make those priees such as will induce persons who Wish pay for their own Goods and not othent,lo call at least and our stock, sod if the pricei don't come down to`the system, we cannot expect to sell them. Some kind friend may Wxy that it will be "so Go," but we think from : tha experience of Or past few' months of-every petition who hap pened to owelbe country metchants, especially lilt had been atandiiig six months or more, with what:coaxing, dunning, threati, &c., \ they . have been beset, we think they will all respond to , the above system and resolve to buy" no more goods than they win pay for, and that they are determined:to support those whp will establish that principle and carry. it, hob : We will let the System established stand upon its own merits, believing that it is the most prudent and wise. course to be pursued in every branch of bust ness, and that the day is not far distant when it will be GENERALLY adopted. Call and see us and we will show you goods at'astonishing low Oguros, All kinds of Merchantable Produce taken in exchange for Goods at the YO U higNGhest& 8311TH- market price. Sommers, Penn., • April 28th, 1858: CAROCEIIIES: Groceries !...-A i spien: ki - did 'ashortment of Groceries.nt very low figtires. • , ' . , BOOTS, and Shoes. -lust, received a large assorrnent—for sale cheap. CROCKERY.-"A now lot just received and for, sale.: CiFIDAR and Stone Ware—ln all its variety. R EA.DIr-DIA DE Clothing of every dOseription. Dahrynsen.—We have m large lot o A, No. 1 Firkins slid Tubs fot sal,. YOUNG & SMITH. Summers, Penh. - •? litf.' April 28th. 1858. ( NOTICE IS HEREBY GIV.E.N . TILA.T ABEL -TURRELL H A L S it is a t o returne d a Fr v f a ro rrety N o e f i G Y oo o ttu th gh a t for casir, and selected with much care,lrom over thirty of the beet Houses in New York, which he offers to his customers and the public at low prices for cash. His stock - comprises: DRUGS, MEDICINES, - , PAINTS, • OILS, • -WINDOW GLASS, , DYE STUFFS, - GROCERIES, G A S S—W ARE, CROCKERY, - .MIRR'ORS, CLOCKS, WALL PAPER, ' WINDOW- PAPER', WINDOW OIL SHADES, FANCY `GOODS, MUSICAL. INSTRUMENTS, JEWELRY, PERFUMERY,- DRY\ GOODS, HARD WARE, STONE W - A.RE, WOODEN WARE, BROOMS, , BR U S TIES, JAPANNED WARE; B I CAGES, C A N A.lt Y SEED, POCKET KNIVES, W I 1 1 I' S, UMBRELLAS, G U N S,- PISTOLS, AMMUNITION, • TURPENTINE, . CAMPTIENE„ BURNING FLUID,, 'ALCOHOL, LIQUORS, (ForMedicinalPurposes only,) .• TRUSSES, SUPPORTERS, 'SHOULDER BRACES,. PQRTMONAIES, SPECTACLES, SILVER & PLATED SPOONS, FORKS, &c., GOLD PENS-, - STAT-lONERY, VIOLIN STRINGS; BOWS, And all of the rnost.populay PATENT MEDICINES, Thankful for theliberalvatronage hitherto ro. ceived, he hopes to merit a continuance and large increase of the same. .1 ABEL THRRELL. Montrose, Dec. let 1857. - '1.30 a. to 5.55 " NIV7 SlFlLlM'etbms For Cash and Prompt Six Months' Buyers. U. MIRRITT Would invite ittitition to his new Stock of SPRING AND--SUMMER GOODSI JLIST received, including, as usual,. a great variety of Ladtert Dress 1100418 to rrints, Ginghams, Lawns, Robes, Challies, Bateges, Poplins and Silks; Bro:he, Stella, Silk and Cashmere Shawls; Mantillas, Parasols, Rich Ribbons, Bonnets and Flowers, Broadcloths, Cashmeres and Summer Staffs, with a fall va riety of other - STAPLE AND FANCY GOODS Including Groceries, Crockery, Hardware,Storeat, Iron Steel, Nei% Hate and Caps, Boots and 'Shoes, Carpeting, Floor Oil Cloths, ; Painted Window Shades ' Wall Paper , Clocks, Drugs, Oils, Paints, du:, &c. • The entire Stock having been bought for CASH, and at Panic Prices, will be sold at the LOWEST monis, to.CASIIan4 PROMPT SIX ,MONTHS' Bogen. • N. B.—Salt and Flour constantly on hand. (New Milford, May, 12th, 1858. Alt gniirt 363 ,sturitt. , nEN aIIaGEMENIS At the Old Shand of Lathrop & Co. LATHROP - It DeWITT iitiplEo leave to announce to the - publio In gin. LI end that they are now opening one or the largest STOCKS of litacnamuss ever offered in Montroie. Comprising Dry Goods . groceries, Hard-Ware, Crockery, dto,, dtei, which they propose to sell atrthe LOWEST van-plums. ;Those 'ir'e ` real FiKots: - We wish 'to demonstrate to the labile the difference between buying Goods.for cAsit and cm TIME. • LATHROP & DEWITT. SlOntrose, April 261 h, 1858. ni;,;u► BYRE a isitptifiT,up iiII,EIOV- RECEIVING 654411 of „ 4t4 t , SPRING • 04, 14113111711LICAL 4001)141, . - •WHICH (Or Cub or Produce can be bought - very 10w.,_ = . wALL I PAPER. A select assortment just S. H. SAYRE & BROTHERS. • CARPETING. Bargains offered by _ • S. H. SAYRE & BROTHERS. PLOWS! PLOWS!! LOWS: We invite the attention of Farmers P to the celebrated Peekskille Plows WhiCh 'we Wive 'Aided to our large assortment. 8, H. SAYRE & BROTHERS,- ' Proprietors of Eagle Foundry. Montrose. April 29th. 1858. latf. STOVES! STOVES I! STOVES t I ! OUR Stoves shave'been so thoroughly tried to the entire satisfaction of All, that they need recommend from us. - S. ILSAYRE & BROTIIRRIL • ibOOE3 2ttOPIIIII A 111 ligkritaPPlP,9 - AT THE HEAD OF NAVIG,ATION, A ND examine the choice stock of Spring XV and Suannei Good!, just opened for Examination and SALE, at very lowfigures by C. W. MOTT. STELLA, Casbmere, and Dobkin Shawls at very low prices by C. W. MOTT. laklllt and Caps of the newest styles; in Ai great variety by C. W. MOTT [NTS in abundance — by C. W. /NTT. piur JDBASS Hoops, Hosiery, Cloves, Belts etc., etc., lky C. W.-MPTT. S.OWN and\Blue Sheeting sod Strip4s, T;cks,Denims, Sommer Stutrs,&c., &c., as \ low as can be oftbriled.in this Market. C. W. MOTT. GROCERIES, Crockery, Hardware and various other articles to numerous to men of.Whieh shall be sold Cheap for Cash or Ready Pay. C. W. MOTT. Farm for Sale.. - THE subscriber offers for sale a Good -Farm of 95 acres in Bridgewater; four miles east Of Montrose, 70 acres improved. There is on the premises a large framed Dwelling. llorse„ a good framed Barn, an excellent Apple Orchard One half of the purchase money will \ be required down; the balance in annual instalments. ELIJAH BROWN. Bridgewater, August 19th, 1E457. * • 33tf. Still The_y, Come! • Tfig largest stock or literacinEs ever before kept in this market may be found at the P 49.11; ur..znis. 13 T o it Will be useless, to enumerate. 'When you . wish ;anything in the Patent Medicine -line, or, otherwise, call at the Farmer's Store. Don't for get the place, &.wn town. IL THAYER. Montrose, March 3d, 0358. ' • fair, *aii ,4al.t ! GEO. W. MANN, Wholesale Salt Dealer,— 201 Washington Street, (directly opposiSte Washington Market,) still continues to offer to the city and contry trade, all kinds of foreign coarse and fine salt, at the very lowest figures; 40000 sacks an&bags, consisting in part of Ash ton's celebrated brand for table and dairy use, Jeffrey 6t Darcy, Marshall's, Brownlow's, &c.; and 50000 bushels Turks Island, B o nares, Cu races, St. Übes, Lisbon, Cadiz, Ivies, Nantes, &e., all of which will be sold at bargain prices from vessels, store and' storehouses. Any purchaser wishing to sleet from good assortment will find it to Ids. interest to call: N. B.—Fine table salt put up in small bags of different sizes, and constantly on band in ship ping order. Also a splendid article of Rock Ground salt, in quart boxes, put up and for sale by .the quantity, in cases of five dozen each. New York, April Ist, 1858.---Iy* Rev. Joseph E. Xing; A. M. ; ' $1 WIBItaTIPILIPAMA 4,1 0 A FIRST CLASS SEMINARY FORK 40% Ladies—and Gentlemen, Fall termlre m',opens August 19th, 1858. $ tit 4l?,. $32,50 pays tor Board and Tuition in ( =. 13 Tommon English; for term of Fourteenl4 ',Meeks. Superb brick buildings, benuti-E ' ally located on the Railroad, near Sara. p. toga S pring s. Superior facilities for Mu?'" ow .. p r pic, Painting, and, French. .Students re -4.)sceived at any time, and charged only for • . wlthe residue of the term. • For Catalegues address the PutscirAt..e= 4l - June 17th. 1858. [2lm3. t Patent Medicines, &c. AFFLICTED READ ! GRAPHENEttRG MEDlClNES.—Vcgetable Pills Gieen Mountain Ointment, Sarsaparilla CompOnd, Children's Panacea, Eye Lotion, Fe ver and Agneltemedy, Health Bitters, Dysen. tary Syrup, Consumptive's 8a1m,., Marshall's Uterine, Catholicon, Dr. Libby's Pile Ointment, and Manual of Health. Ayre's Pills and Cherry Pectoral; Tanner's German Ointment', Trask's- Magnetic Ointment, Holloway's Ointment and Pills, Davis' Pain . Killer, Dr. Fitch's Heart Corrector, Bennett's Root and Plabt Pills, Soule's Sovereign Balm, Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills, Rhode's Fever and Ague Cure, Merchant's Gargling Oil, Arni ca Liniment, Camphor, Castor Oil, Paregoric, Aloes, Picera, Myrrh, Licorice, &c., &c., &c. Anew supply just received, to be kept constant ly on hand, for sale by I. N. MILLARD, October, Ist, 1856. , 'BINGHAMTON WATER CMIE, BINGHAMTON, BROOME CO. N. Y. THISESTABLISHMENT has been greatly enlarge 4 and improved during the, spring, and is now ready ror toe reception of Patients. Few similar institutions in this .country com bine so many advanta,les for the successful treat ment of Invalids. The location is beautiful, the house new and commodious, the rooms large,ai Well furnished and every way 'arranged with a view to-the health and comfort of the occupants. The Physiciuns, Dr. Thayer and wife, have had twelve' ye ars experience (the last eight at . Bingbamton)in treating diseases Hydropathically during which time they have treatell successfully, thousands of sick persons, many after their dis eases have been pronounced fatal, by eminent Physicians. in addition to their patients at the uctine they have a large practice in the village and surrounding country, which makes them fa_ miller with the treatment of diseases of every grade and chamcter. They planned, built., and own the "BinghamtonWater-Cure,”consequently it la under their entire control and management. In rill these diseasee to which the peculiar a daptation of 1-Iydropathic 'treatment' has been successfully demonstrated, they' will generally guarantee a siMedy . ,and perfect restoration.— Stich Are the following, viz.—Acute and Chronic Rheumatism, Nervous diseases, Dyspepsia, Scrof.. ula, Spinal complaints, Tqatora, Ulcers, enlarge. meat oTJoiate, diseases of the Throat and lungs, Dlopey. - Agne;and Fever, Female coniplaints of every kind, Skin disunites, Catarrh, &c. &c. Persons who ,have been long sick or bed-ridden and who have not succeeded heretofore, in their etraits.,to mein, their health, are especially invi ted' to consult us or give us a call.: Terms', from $5 to $lO per ,week. O` Dr. Thayer will bo at Nichol's Hotel Iry Snag's Depot on Thuraday,September 16tb, and, at Searleis Hotel in, Montrose on Thersdiy. Seember 23d. where Invalids are invited to all and,consult him. ..' , For fdrther particulars. addresi , ,my2otd] O..V..THAYBIt, M. D.' To all wanting Farm ; sea advertisement of Hammonton Lauda. tt ontroit- -, D—tmorrat A VUBLISIIED EVXRY TutaternoLlay., AND" REW „qIEBRITSOIti. _ Terons.*-411.50 per annum: if paid in ad vance, .9:00 if paid within the year, 0k11250 if not "paid 00tH the end' of the, year co- period of subserißtiop. Advance payment solicited. Disiontinuaneea optional with the Publisher until all arrearages are paid. ' • • Rates of Advertising. Ow) square, (10 lines,) 3 weeks pr - as, 'Bl.OO Each subsequent insertion, 25 One square one year, $B.OO, two eters $12.00, three squares $16.00, four squares $20.00. ;Business Citedit of. six lines $3.00 Per.year. Job Work of all kinds , exeented : ::aeritly and promptly. Blanks always ou.band. January Ist, 1858. : —••-- • 'HENRY A..TTORNEY.siId CPUNtiELLPRat,I4%V. . Orme in the Udion Blocli-Towanda,lsrad. ford county, Pa. o •: ; alrWill attend promptly to All_professional business intrusted to him, in this sod 'Adjoining counties. - . "Rcimx .AG4IN,7 DE:11101Ei. OFFIVEi, over 'WilSoi'llStore. LODGIMIGISi at SEAItILtASIIOTEL. Montrose, March, 10th, 18.5`13. - - T. 840_,Y11..E',,. REPRESENTS A..CAPITAk QF OyER • '41105. 1 000,'0001i -- For Fire, Marine, Life, and inlaq Inititanee Office, New Milford;_Pa. January 18th, 1858 H• Smith, ft, QURGEON DENTISTS. IResidencezand 1 1 / 4 7 fire opposite the Baptist (hnroh (north aide) Montrose. Particular attention be given to inserting teeth on gold - and siifer plate,, and to filling decaying teeth. -1 - - January 10th. 1858; . _ WM. W.. SMITM, ,C 9., Cabinet and Chair illaaniaclur ern, foot of Main Street-Mantroacj'a. ABEL TIIBRELL,I/4"TR6SEI:Pit Dealer ,in.,,Prugg, eaicines, , ; ChemicaLs, Dye Stuffs, Glass.vare, Paiiits, Oils, Varui‘hes, Window Glass, Groceries, fancy Goods, Jew elry, Perfumery, fitc.—,And I:Agent...for all the most popular Patent. Medieiries. : - • ••••:, • ' JOHN GROIT I Tg,,)..17 : vi _ Fashionable Tail or—Shop. near the Baptist Meeting Haase, o 9 Tuiapikis_ , Streit. Montrose, Pa. • ' I • DR. R. THELYEB.,_ • • Physician and' 15116.,101t, 'Montrose Pa-. Office in the Farmer's IStore. d• D. VAIL,It. - lh'••• • • Physician and Sfirgion; has perma netly located himself at. Itiacktieyville,-Sus(fa County, Penn's; and will prtiMptly atteUd 'to ali Calls-with which he may'be!farored. • May, 1856—n22. HAYDEN BRQTHERS; New 7111ford;p'eieveat.' Whole aa I e dealer in -flattens, Combs. Suspenders,'Threads, Fancy 'Goods, Watches, Jewelry, Sllverand Plated Ware, Cut lery, Fishing Tackle, CigarS, &c. &c. . .- Merchants and pedlars, iupplied, on liberal terms. WM, HAYDEN, TRACY HAYDEN, JOHN. HAYDEN, GEO. HAYDEN. s; DR. Ea IP. WILMOT, Graduate of the Allopathle and. Homeo- , pat* Colleges of Medicine, is nom . per manently Icie \ sted in -Great Bend Pa. _ , April 21, 1856. aOHN SAUTTER, Fashionialite Tailor . ~.Sticp. first door north of the Farmer's Store. _ _ • T2EIIEW.. arTfUlb EIR-E INSURANCE. CO.. YORK, Pa. s Chartered by the. stak q f Penasyfeania • cAriTAL, 300,900 \ DOLLAUS. Insures against loAs or damage by fire, on buil dings, furniture, and merchandise generally. Vr Losses adjusted by Arliitration, where the'parties fail to agree. _.031 \ • •:, Di itEctolts. _ \, , IL '.. A. Ilantz, 1 John La,ndes," H. Kraber, I Era. Solt zback, William Wallace, I Eli Kiadkg, . Samuel Dyer, Thomas Gray, David Strickler. - 11. KR ABEA, Piesident D. STRICKLER. Secretary., \ - " -0. S. BEEBE, Agent, Montrose, Pa. \ February 2d, 1-858. ° • • [ I v*. \ . Fiilairia EtnE -MONTROSE, s PA • pp HE subscriber having pprchaseri 1 refitted and newly furnished tile, • above well known and poptilai Yloteh - is prePared to itecOmroodatn the trav eling public and others with all the attentions and conveniences usually fnuitd in 'first-cress Houses. No effort; will be spired by"the rra prietof and .hiti Asiiiiants to make' the Hotel equal in every point-tdany in the country. The Bar will always be supplied with the - Choicest Liquors. - The Stabl ed ," connected with this.- House are large, roomy and convenient, and "Wail and_ attentive Hoitlers - axe always in Air& ofthern., 1. S:.TARB&LL. Montrose, MAY 13th, 1858. R E,31.0-,V AL • The Saddle, Harness and Trunk Shop o! Tf. _IFORDII.I§O_ IS REMOVED to the building - yeeenq, annu pied C. - ,C.:Hollister, on ,Main st., 4.ein above S,S.Vott'a, where he will be happy to wait'on all.who may favor him with their patron age. Jan. 20th, 1858.—te. WM. 11, SIMPSON, . • . WITH ICEPIIIIII: - MONTROSE, PA,. Shop in Boyd Web..ter's new- bOildinii, next door abed Keeler et Storldards. TT AVING worked for the . .past nine years II with the moat-skillful workmen, he feels confident that he can do the most difficult jobs on short notice'. All Work Worntotedicp Give Satisfaction. - W. B. SINPsou has worked for mo for some time, and I can recommend him as a careful and skilful workman, competent to do es good work as can be done in the cmintry, end worthy of confidence. • Wu. A. CHI:BOWAN. Towanda Juno lath, 1858. , . _ Ritter: to—Vti). Elwell, E. Baird -Fa , P Montitype,t. O. Gbodrich, B. Kingsbury,Towan da; B. B.'Bentley, L, Searle,' C. D. Lathrop J. Wittenberg, Montrose. * * *Jewelry neatly , repaired' on ,short notice and on reasonable terms. [June 15th, 1858.-Ltf: NOTICE• Tcopartnerahip. heretofore existing un IL. der the name • of- Dickerman •&, Garrett ig this day, ditumived by mu timi consent. The notes and accounts,of. the Into firnrare In Holt& Gaiyatt's hands for,coltoctinn. - • •• DICKERMAN, - - • t•BORATIO GARRATT. • - New Milford, Jana 10th, - 1858. • , . „ . The butiinetut.:will be continued: at the old stand by tbe sobieriber, who will be happy to andmo n . nitiy'new , onet as Makiiii" ‘ Oiciiiiiiti &Tor him with ICOIIII. Moro hereafter. J.' DICKEIRMAN; Jr. New Milford, June Huh, t-S-58.