Zrick of a roOer. Oue fine winter evening,early is thks present cefitury,-COlonel--.--, and his maiden sister,. Patty, were sitting on each side of a delight ful hickory fire, enjoying .`otium. - . cunt without any interruption, for at. least an hour ; and. that, considering the sex of Miss Patty, was very remarkable. Thai Colonel .was sitting cross legged in a greatarm chair, with his spectacles on, and his .pipe in one hand,-and A newspaper - in• the •other, fast. asleep. Miss Patty was: moving herself gent, ly for.Warti and backward. in ,a low rocking chair. Cicefe_hy her feet wa► a cat; Carlo was stretched out .at full length and • like his master, fast • aleep. At length the Colonel renied 'from bis - nap, .took off his spectacles, and rubbediris eyes. • Then, glancing at Very large pile of papers that fay on the table near him, said • • 'l.wis.h Henry wits here to help rue about my rents.' - 'Well, 1 really wish he was; answered his sister. ' • 'I can't expect him this month yet,'yawned Abe. Colonel. • . 'Hadn't ydu better send-for 'him r said hiss sister. Upon this, the dog got up and nalked to ,ward the - door. 'Where are you going,Carlo r said the old gentleman. . The dog looked in-his master's face,waggerl his tail, but never said a,word, • and pursued• his way toward • the dob, r, and, as he could not-open it himself,- Miss -Patty . got-up and opened it for him. The Colonelzseemed per fectly SatiAed, and Was composing himself for a another nap, when the loud . and cheer ful, barking of the dog announced the ap proach-of some one, and roused him from his lethargy. Presently-the door opened, - arc] a young man gaily entered the, room. : - 'Why, William Henry is that you ?' said Aunt Patty. • 'llenry,-tny . boy, I ate heartily glad to see you,' said the Colonel, getting entirely out of the chair, and giving iris nephew a hearty shake of the hand. 'Pray, what has brotight you home so suddenly I' . 'Oh, I 'do net know; said Henry, 'it is -rather dull n town, so I Thought I -would step:oat and see how you all come 'Well, lam glad to see you. Sit down,' said the Colonel. _ • 'So do,' said his sister. 'There, aunt, is a bottle of first rate snuff for you ; and here, uncle, is One of Maraschino' `Thank you, my boy,' said the Col. 'Posi tively it does my heart good to see you in sueh flue spirits: , 'And mine too,' Enid- his sister. Henry, either anxious to help his uncle or . himself; broke the -seal, •from,the top of cor dial, and drel the cork, whife„tiunt- Patty got some glasses. -' • my-boy,': said the . ColOnel, whose good humor increased every moment, what's the news in, 1.3 ? Anything happened lately ?' 'No—yes,' said- Ileriry;l have got one of the best stories to tell you that you have ever. heard in your life.' • 'Come, let's have it ;' said he, filling his 'Weil, you must know,' said' Henry, 'that While I was in town, linet with an old - and particular hi-end of mine, about my own age. About two monthi age, he fell desperately in .'love With a young Tgirl, and wants to marry her, but he dares not without, the consent of his uncle, a very fine • old gentleman, as 6a as CReslis—do take a _little more cordial' 'Why, don't his uncle iviAl.him to marry?' inquired the Colonel. - . '0; yes,' resumed Belfry. 'But there's' the rub. : Veis very anxiJus that Bill should get a wife; but he is tenthly afraid thatlie'd be .taken 7!EI ' • for it is generally understOod that beds to beAbe old gentleman's heir. And, as fur his uncle, though very liberal in every-. thine elge, be suspccts every lady who pays his nephew the leat attention of being a for tune hunter. old 'scamp,' said the Colonel, 'why can't he let the boy hare bane his own way,. • ti - thMit as much,' said Patty. 'Well,: how -did he manage t' sai4 the Colonel: . -e . - • • - `Why,' said Ilenry,‘he Was in'a confounded pickle. He, was afraid to ask his 'uncle's con sent right 'out ; he could not manage to let him see the girl; for she lives at some dis tance. But be knew that his uncle enjoyed a good joke; and was an enthusiastic admirer of beauty. to, what does he, for she was extremely beautiful, 'besides being intelligent and accomplished.' , ;Beautiful I ' intelligent accomplished!' exclaimed the Colonel; 'pray, what . objection could the fool have to her r 'Why, she is not worth. a red cent,' said Henry. 'Fudge,' said the Colonel ;, wish I had been on the 014 chap's place ; how did he got along 1' 'Whycas I said, he had a - picture taken,and as it. was about the time for collectinerents, he thought it a ould Fake the old man` good natiired if he went home to assist him ; and so answering all inijuilies.helook a miniatere out of his pocket, banded it to his uncle, and asked him how he liked it--teiling hint that a particular friend lent .it to him. tflie . old man was in an acstacy of delight, and be de clared he v. ould give the world to see a woman rhandsotne.as that, and that Bill might have her.' • ' 'Ha shqted the Colonel ;.'.the old chap was well come tlp with. The best joke I ever M6:1; but was she really beautiful I' 'The most angelic creature lever saw,'said. Henry, 'but you can judge for yourself. He lent me the picture, and knowing rour taste that way, brought itler you to your Here Henry-took it out of his pocket and banded. it to his upele,at the same time filling his glass. 'Aunt Patty got out of her chair to look at the pititure. `Well, now,' said, she, 'that is a herftity. • 'You may. well say that,. sister, said the Colonel ; 'shoot me if I don't wish fled been in pill's place. Deuce take it ! why did you not get the girl yourself, Henry ! i The most beautiful creature I ever laid my eyes on l• I would give a thousand dollars for such a niece I' • 'Would you 2'. .inquired Henry, patting, the dog. • . . ... 'l', that I would,' replied the Col. ; 'and . , nine thousand more on the top- of it, and that makes ten thdu.and;.. , hoot me if I would not.' ' • ' . 'Then 111 introduce you to her to-morrow,' 'id Henry. As there was a weddini at the house of the worthy Colonel the ensuing - week, and as the old gentleman was highly pleased with the beautiful and accomplished bride, it is reas onable to suppose' that Henry. did not forget , his promise. • A gentleman asked a lath-, The other day, why so -many tall gentlemen were bachelors. They reply wak, that they were obliged to lie tornerwi4e in bed to keep ;heir feet in, and that a wife would be is the Vay. - ' ' A Lazy Man's Paradise._ ,following is an acrount of the daily life of aCreole family in the town of Santa Cruz, the capital of the Bolivian department of that nanie. For a lazy man, Santa Cruz de Bolivia must be perfect paradise, to say nothing of a chance a baChelor has of securing a pasrt ner in a_citv where-there are five women to one man. • . Very early is the vorninif,.. the Creole, b (Tettip . o. out of bed, throws I 'hirrfself into a n harnOC.;" his wiks stretches herself on a bed near by, while the children seat themselves with theif legs under them ou the chairs, all in their night dresses.. The Indian servant girl enters ,with a cup of 'ebocolatelor each . member of the familyotfter Whioli she brings . some coals of tire in a'silver dish, The Wife lights her hifsband's cigar, - then one for her self Some time is spent in reclining,. and regaling. The man slowly puts on his cot ton trowsers, woolen coat, leather shoes, and vicuna hat, with, his neck exposed .to the fresh air—silk handkerchiefs are scarce--he walks to . some near neighbor's, with whom he again drinks chocolate and smoke's anotls• er., cigar. • - . . . lAt mid-day a small low table is set in the middle 'Of the room, - and the faMily go to bAsakfast. The wife sits next.: the husband,. the.women are very pretty, aua affectionate to . their husbands. • Ile Chooses her from among five,, there being about that number of-women to one man in the town. The child ren seat themselves, and the dogs form a ring behind. -The first dish Is a chupe Of . potatoes with . large pieces of meat. The man helps -himself first, and throws his bones straight cross the table—•ll Chikklodges his head to give it a free passage,-mid the dogs run after i it as it falls to the ground floor. A child Ce then throws his bone, and the mother - dodges, mid the dogs rush behind her. The second dish holds small pieces of beef without bones. Pogs are now fighting. Next comes a dish with finely choppedbeef, then beef soup, regetables..anil fruit, and finally coffee or chocolate. After breakfast the man pulls off his trowsers And coat, and lies down with his draws in the hamac. Ills wife lights-bins a cigar. She finds herr.'Svay back to bed With a cigar. he dogs jump up nod liidewn,on the Chairs " the fleas bite Thenion the ground. The India girl closes'both doors and win k •dows, an(U takes the children out to play while the rest of the family sleep.. . At 2 p. m, the church bell rings to let the people know that the priest was•then praying for them. The min rises; and stretches his hands abive his 'head and gapes, the dogs get dOwn,whinin& stretch themselves; white the wife sits up in bed and loudly calls for fire, the Indian girl re-appears With a,ochunk" fur her mistress to tight her mister another cigar, and smokes again herself. ' The dinner, ' which takes , place between two and five, is , nearly the same as brellkfast, except when a ' beef is recently killed by the Indians, when they have a lila The ribs and other long. bdnes Of the animal are trimmed of flesh, I leaving the hones coated with meat; these are laid across a fire and roasted ; the mem-, hers of the family, while employed-with them, • look as if they were practising music, - A- horse..is brOught , into the house by an Indian man, who holds while the "patron" saddles and bridles him ; he then pufs on a large pair of silver spurs, which cost forty dollars, and mounting, he rides out of the front door to. the opposite house; halting, he takes off his hat and calls out "Buenos tarries, senoritos"—good evening ladies:, The ladies make their appearance at the door; -one lights him a .cigar, another mixes him a glass of lemonade to refresh him after the ride. He remains in the saddle, talking, while they lean gracefully against the door posts, smiling with their bewitaing eyes. After spending the-afternoon in this way, he rides into the house again.. The Indian holds 'the horse by the bridle while the master dismounts. Taking I off the saddle he throws it into one chair. the bridle into another, his spurs on a third, and himself into the 'same; .the Indian leads out the'horse, the dogs pull dossin,the riding gear to the floor, and lay themseves on their • usual bedstead.—Lieut.Gibbon's Report of the Exploration of the Amazon. • Bad Spelling and its Conse quences. I Some years ago a teacher presented him- Self as a candidate for the mastership of a school,of which the salary *as fifteen hundred dollars. his qualifications were deenied satis factory in all respects, (sup( in spelling. On account of this deficiency he was rejected. See, now,:what ignorance in this elementary branch cost Lim. In ten years his salary would amount to . fifteen thousand throwing 'out, of the calculation] the increase which by good investment might have ac crued'from interest. Besides, the salary of 'the same school has been- advanced to two thousand dollars. But be 'might have re mained in' this position twice or three Times ten ,years, - as other teachers in the same place bare done, and that large amount consequently, have been increased in propor tion. A gentleman of - excellent reputation as a 'cholar was proposed to fill a professorship on% of our New England Colleges, not many years einc,e,; but ip his correspondence so much bad spelling was found, that his name . was dropped, and an honorable'position was lost by him. - The corporation of - the college eoreludedlhat; however his - qUalification as a professor might be -in generalE literature,the orthography of his correspondence would not add much to the reputation of the insti tution. A prominent naanufactu - rer in a neighbor= . ing town received a business letter from an individual wlio bad contracted do supply him with a large quantity (if stock; l but so badly was it spelled,. and so• illegible the penman ship, thit the receiver found it nearly impos sible to Vec).pher the: meauing.l An•imrnedi. ate decision must be given in and yet,. so obscure was the egression that it. waeina pos.sible to determine whit should be the answer. - • • Delay would be stare to bring loss; a wrong decision would lead to a still More serious re•. stilt. Perplexed With uncertainty, throwing doWn the letter, be declared that this should be the last business transaction between him and the writer of such an illiterate communi cation ; "for," said be, "I am( liable to loose more in this tradettlone, than I can make-in a lifetime of business with him." AS gentlemanwho bad been a book-keeper some . years afro,offered himself as a candidate for the office l 'of secretary in. an insurance company. Although a man-of unquestionable qUalitications, he failed of being elected cause be -was in the habit of leaving words misspelled on his books.. The position would require him to, attend to kpottion of the cor respondence of the office, and it Was thought incorrect spelling woulctiot insure the ;porn pany a very excellent reputaition for their method of doing business,`whatever amount Might by. transacted. Inability to spell correctly, exposes one_ to pecuniary loss. It 'is, morever, an ob stacle to an advancement to honorable sta tion:, • far The BridgepOrt Standard says that the only available funda of ..the Bridgeport Insurance Company, recently rut. into bank ruptcy, are thirteen 'cents in,copper and a Iwo dollar bill on a broken banic. I s• .11• E It: 4' IVE IV T wit hi rr . , . ABEL TURRELL - LT A§ just returned from Nos York, with a 1.1 large and choh r o vanety.of Goods, bought ci for c..tse,- and sot • tad with much care, from over thirty.of the est Houses in New York. which he o ff ers to h s customertibill the public at low prices for cash. His stock comprises: DRUGS, MEDICFNES,_ ,r AINTS, OILS, • - WINDW GLASS, . (21 • DY•E TUFFS, , GRO'ERIES, • GI A S , S-W ARE, CROJCKERY, ' • M. I I , t 3t 0 RS , •C LOGUE S, .. \VALLI PAPER, • WINDOIW PAPER, wiNDow.oiL sijA - DRS, _FANG GOODS, MUSICAL - NSTRUMENTS, JEIELRY'' - II E •It UMEIt Y , DRY GOODS, , II A It D W A It E, STONE WA-RE, WOOD . N WARE; BROOMS, BR , SIIES,• JAPAN*ED WARE, B I It 1.1- C A G E.S, . •CANARY SEED, POCKET KNIVES, • WHIPS, UMI3'IELLAS, UNS, TOL'S, NITION, ENTINE, PIIENE, PI' G • A M M TU C A M IN 'G F , L U I D, I 0 IT 0 L, • . UORS, dal Purposes only,) U S. S' 0 T.E R S, BURNII • A L L I CU (ForMedicin T R surr ER BR AC'ES - , TACLES, .D SPOON STORKS, &c SHOULD P c, l T S P E SILVER & PLAT PENS, lONERY, I ZINGS, BOWS, &c., the most popular MEI)ICINES; 'iberal patronage hitherto re a merit a continuance and e same. I ABEL TURRELL. 4 7 1857. G 0 L S 1' A , • VIOLIN STI And all of PATENT Thankful for the eeived, he hopes large it.c.rease of th Montrose. Dec. I ..,______...., ••••• . •s'd it ' 4 Nnit ! tilt 1 1 c+.• y. IL 0 , • ... et EO. W. MANk T, Wholesale Salt Dealer,— VT 201 Washin- ton Street, (directly opposite ,1 Wastington Marke ,) still continues to offer to the city and coantr , trade, nlj 'kinds of foreign coarse and fine sal , at the, very lowest figures; 40000 - Sacks and bas, consisting in part of Ash to442s celebrated br. nd for table and dairy use, Jeffrey & Darcy, 3 arshall's, • Brownlow ' s, &c.; and 50000 , bushols urks Island, Bonares, Cu. racoa, St. Übes, Lis on, Carlik, Ivies, Nantes, &c., all of which will sold at bargain prices from i r . vessels, store and storehouses. Any purchaser t idling to select from a gomi assortment will fin it'to his interest to call. - N. B.—Fine tabl salt'put up in small bags of different sizes, and constantly on hand in ship ping order. -Also a splendid article of Rock Ground salt, in qu rt boxes, put up and fror sale by the quantity, in cases of five dozen each. New York, Apri Ist„1858.-1 Y * ' Lt l aa OZZZS ompt Six Months' Buyers, LI it \V Pol? Fur Cask - and P • 11. • jention to his new Stork of Would invite at VII lER GOODS! SPRING & 'minding, as usual,'-a great I ies Dress Goode in' Prints, Robes, Challies, Baieges, ; Broths, Stella, Silk and ! Mantillas, Parasols, Rich and Flowers, Broadcloths, slincr Stuffs, with a fbll va- JUST received, variety of La Ginghams, Lawns Poplins and Silk:! Casholere Shawls! Ribbons, Bonnetsl Cashmeres and S ricty of other FANCY GOODS ,Crockery,llardware,Stoves, Flats and Caps, Boots and Floor Oil Cloths, Painted Vall Paper, Clocks, Drugs, STAPLE A Inel udirt Groeerie Iron, Ste,el, Shoes, Carpeting, Window Shades, Oils, Ilaints, &e., • !etc haying been bought for c Priies, will be sold at the II CASH ands PROMPT SIX The entire St CASH, and at Pa, LOWEST FIGURES, MONTHS' Buye N. B.—Sftlt hand. [Ne nd Flour constantly on Milford', May, 12th. 1858. OR EVERY BODY psscluilEs FOR THE A PRIZE 'h Methln Priss'. )3au-110 I O,'T.R.A.TiMn MI • M. .1 llla Oa IiEWEIYITIL FA EU RIB WEEKLY PRESS IS st literary papers of the day. nt.ining Twenty Pages, ur ientertaining-inatter; and Ele rb veryy TILE NEW one of the'l3 A large Quar,to 3ixiv Columns, o &tautly Illustrated In 50 cents to $lOOO will be iber OD the receipt of the sub- A Gift worth fro sent to each snbsc seription money. ,IS-1N ADVANCE: • year, and I gill . . $3.. e year, and 3 01.8 . . 5. year, and 5 gifts . ... 8. 'ear, and 10 gifts . . . 15. (distributed one year, and 21 gifts 30. are comprised in One 'copy for on e Three copies o Five copies one Ten copies one Twenty-one co • The articles to be the following list 1 United State: . 2 . do, 5 do Treasury Note Woo. do' ,500 each do '.do - 200' each, do do 100. each. nt'g Cased Watches 100 each ea - - 75 each - - - - _OO each - - - 50 each Watches - — 35 each og Cased Watches 30 each , cies' 815 to 25 each 10 do 10 Pat. Lev. Hu 20 Gold Watt:, 50 dg, 100 ' do 100 Ladies Gold 200 Sliver Hunt, 500 do Wa' 1000 Gold Guard; do do Peps Gold Lockets, t Breast Pins, Cuff Shirt Studs, Writ b!es, and a varlet fifty cents to fifte Vest and Fob Chains 10 to 30 d Pencils - - sto 15 each racelets, Brooches, Earl I* ins, Sleeve Buttons, Rings, h Keys, Gold and Silver Thitn. of other articles, worth from ,n dollars each. 'On receipt of scriber's name opposite a numb with that number week, by mail or r There is neithe above, as every si value. We prefer] tion among them I mission to agentsi amount that won l cases a hundred 11 Er Address ri 'DA May 27.-71.1 211 ie subscription money, the sub fl be entered upon our books er, and the gift corresponding will be forwarded rithin one xpress, post paid • humbug, nor lottery about the bscriber is sure ofa Prize of to make this liberal distribu nstead of giving a large corn- g iving to the subscriber the dgo to the .agent, in many old more. II communications to lEL ADEE, Publisher, - Centre Street, New York assortment of GROC E RIES C. P. &-O. M. Iltstrues. . •A, COMPLET 41 at - . tamers and Vestings, very de ' , at prices that cannot fail to convinced. C. W. MOTT. rtLOTHS,C , eirable style. suit. Call and be S.. JI.rSA . YIt I BF , BIiUTIIG~iS ARE NOV-RECEIVING ofAi l vr l o . ll SPRING 4(4 0 4 , AND • STOMAIIE.R. GOODS• viTiliCH far Cash or Produce ea4e bough!. V V very low. WALL PAPER. A select assortment just received. S. 11. SAYRE & BROUIEttS. CARPETING. Bargains offered. by S. H. SAY RE & BROTHERS PLOwsr PLOWs!! PLOWS. We invite the attention of Farmers to the celebrated Peekskille Plows which wo have added to our large, assortment. „S. IL SAYRE & BROTHERS, Proprietors of Eagle Foundry. Montrose, April 29th, 1858. . 181. f. _ STOVES! STOVES!! STOVESI.! !. OUR Stoves have been so therouggy. tried to the entiro satisfaction of all, that they need no recommend from us. • S. 11. SAYRE SC BROTHERS. 00 Dr I? It 0 IPA "LI Lt2 -I WaRD,9 AT - THE HEAD OF NA ti AND examine tho choice stock of Spring and Summer Goods, just opened for Examination and SALE, at very low figures by C. %V. MOTT. STULA, Cashmere, and avLain Shawls at very low prices by C. W, MOTT. HATS and Caps of the newest styles, in great variety by C. W. MOTT P1C.11116 in abundance by C. W. MOTT DBASS Hoops, Hosiery, Gloves, Betts 13) etc., etc., by C. W. MOTT. BROWN and Blue Sheeting and Slirtings— Shirting. Stripes, Ticks, Denims, Summer Stuffs, &c., &c., as low as can be afforded in this market. C. W. MOTT. GROCEItJ ES, Crockery, hardware and 7 art . _:s other articles to numerous to men tion,--a. which shall be sold Cheap for, Cash or Readv-Pay. C. W. MOTT. Dismolution. IVOTICE is hereby given that tho ,firm of 1.1 IIAwLEv & GuILD is this day dissolved by mutual consent. - ; C. P. llawLEv, Gibson, Aug. 17 1857, E. E. GUILD The books and accounts can be found at the store formerly occupied by the subscribers. All persons having unsettled acconnts are requested to settle the same as soon as possible. The business will he conduptecl in future by the unclersignO, under the firm of C. P. &0. llAwr.cv,tivho, ore constantly receiving from New York and Philadelphia, the latest styles of, Fall and 'Winter Dry Goods, Clo thing ace., all of which will be sold at a very small profit for ready pay. Gibson, Aug. 3-ist, 1857. C. P. l IA\VLEY, 0. M. HAWLEY. Farm for:Bale. T subscriber offers for sale a Good Farm of 95 acres-in Bridgewater, four miles east of Montrose, WY acres improved. There i§ on the prernises large framed Dwefling, (louse, a good framed Blrnon excellent Apple Orchard One lialf of the purchase money will be required down ; the batince iu nuptial instalments. 1:11.1All BROWN. Bridgewater, Atitrust 19th, 1857. 33tf. Still They Come! rr HE largest stock of MEDICINES eVer before JL: kept in this market may-be felled at the It will be,.useless to Pnnumerate. When you wish anything in the Patent Medicine line, or otherwi3e c•ill at the Fartner'a Store. Don't fur . et: the place, Awn /own. R. THAYER.. tar, t re. , Ma rc h 31 . 18 8 . • LOOK TIER:EL rj COBB offers to th public, at prices that cannotfail to suit, a LARGE and SUPERIOR asurttnent of at the old well known establishment formerly oc cupied by Oliver Crane. SUGAns, TEAS, COFFE, SPICES. FRUIT, FLOUR, and SALT (by the sack or barrel,) Fisn, and all articles found in first vlass'groeeries. The attention of FA lIMEES is solicited to a• superior (innlity of tinAls and GRASS &L . ") which the undersigned has on hand and for sale. CLOVER %and TIMOTHY SEED, and goody SEED WHEAT sold at tery low rates for Cam Ai I mean to merit, I hope to receive, a rat share of public patronage. ' 088. Montrose, March 3d, 1858. (3m. R. REBTVON WOULD respectfully invite attention to the fact that he- will receive SPANISH COIN at PAR in exchange for Goods at lowest prices, or on notes and accounts, and would respectfully invite attention to his well selected stock of 11 - -It X G 0 013 consisting in palt as follows: Rich Black silks; Broclia, Stella and Cashmere Shaws from , sB to $2O; Rich Ribbons; Barages, Challis, Prints, and Robes; Embroidered Collars from 6 1-4 cts. to T.O ets.; Parasols, Umbrellas, and Carpet Bags, CROCKERY AND HARDWARE. • Scythes—an excel'ent assortment, best in" this city,"—Rakcs, Flay Forks, Straw Forks, Brass Kettles, &c.. &c., &c. Fine Stock of Ladies' Shoes, Wall Pae per, and a Large Asstatment of Carpeting. In fact a Nice Stock of RICH GOODS—to be sold at the LOWEST PRICESAir SPANISH COIN. So come one and all, and hereafter avoid a:I such as show you by their practice that they do not do by others as they wish others to do-by them. You will please take notice that 'no dealer offers you Spanish Coin at 20 cents in change--:-they expect to get more. '. S. There is another Ouse of customers that I wish to say a word to. Some seem to -labor under the impression that I do not need any money to conduct my business. It will 'probe biy prove a,fatal mistake to their credit with me, and if-they will set themsellips to work to pro. cure the needful they will be. relieved the pres ence of that special messenger whom,no one cares to see. Goods as hereietoforo will be sold to prompt six months buyers—and those only—on time. All those who have not settled their accounts for the year past prease,call and settle the same without delay. Yours truly, in trade, May 18th, 18581 R. KENYO.N. Rev. Joseph E. King,'L M., IPI2WiTaIITAII.6 f A FIRST CLASS SEMINARY FOR' +, La_ Ladies and Gentlemen, Fall term;e* ao opens August 19th, IPSB. • , b i l A. $32,50 pays for Board and Tuition.inf . p., „ a Common Engligt, for term of Fourteen 41 1,4 Weeks. Superb brick buildings, beauti-ie t cl fully located on the Railroad, near Sara.. g t , ttoga Springs. Superior facilities forllu- - - pr / im, Painting, and French. Students re-V, , j ceived at any time; and charged only 101 l • t!cthe residue of the term. 44 F ie For Catalogues address the Paisetnit3: June 17th. 1858. [24m3. "HOME AGAIN," aa. 41. OFFICE, over Wilson's Store. LOPGIRGS, at SEARLE'S 1101 1 EL. Montrose, March 10th, 18&8. ' WV'S Aromatic' Schiedam Schnappe,at TURRELL'S New Rail Road- . Roate. - . Delaware, lLttekawaia,W.R.llL. NENV and expeditloris bread page route from the North . and West, via Great Bend ana Scranton, and - from the Lackawanna 'and Wyoming - valleys, directly through to &iv York and Philadelphia., - On and after Monday May 17th, 1858 - trains will be run as follows: The Cir einnati Express Train bound east on' N. Y. & Erie R. R. arrives at Great Bend at 8.15 a. En., and connects with 'the EXPRESS Train which leaves Great Bend for New York and PhiPa at &30 Due at Montrine, • 9.05 Tenkhannock, 9.47 Factoryville, . 10.10 " Scranton, • POW " . Moscow, 1 1.43 a - Stroudsburg, - 1.35 p. m Delaware;(ls minutes to dine,) 2.08 " Bridgeville, Phil. (pass.leave) 2.40 " inaction, 1:30 Now York, .7.15 " Philadelphia, • 8.20 '" Passengers from N. Y., leave Pier No. 2 North River, at . From Phi ladelphia, leave Walnut Stit h Wharf, at - 6.00 " Leave Junction, 10.50 " Dueatßridgeville,(Phil.connection,)ii.4o 64 Delaware, (15 min. to dinuer),l2.7) m. Stroudsburg, - • 12.47 p: m. Mosec,w, 2.36 " Scranton, . 3.16 " 'Factoryvillo, S 4.05 ." Tunkhantiock, 4.25 " Montrose. 5.08 ," Great Bend. - 6.40 ." Con,necting at Great Bend with the Mail Train, west,A Accommodation Train leaves Scratt - ton for,Great Bend at , 8.30 a. m. Arrive, at Great Bend, 12 20 p. to, Connecting with. the. Dunkirk Expreas, west. at 1.55, and the N. Y. Expret•ts, east, at 2.35 p. m. Returning, leaves Great Bend at 2.40 " Dueat Scranton, • 7.10 ," For the accommodation of way travel on the Southern Division, a psssenger ear will be at tached to the Express Freight Trains, leaving &rant oa, nt 5.00 a. m. Duo at Stroudsburg at 10.15 " " Junction at - 2.10 p. m. Returning, will leave Junction at- 4.00 a. m. Due at Stroudsburg at, - 7.20 " • ' " Scranton at 1.50. p. Passengers foroNent York 'will change cats at Junction. To and from Philadelphia, via B. D. 11;:R., leave or take the cars at Bridgeville. For Pittston, Kingston, and Wilkesbarre,take L. & B. R. R.,.cars at Scranton, For Jessup,Archbald, and Carbondale, change ears at Greenville. . Tickets sold, and b JO g l agage checked Throug. IN BRISBIN,.Sup' t . Wit. N. JENKS. Cren'l Ticket Agent. May 13th, 1858. . ' • tgr-Great Discovery of the Ape. jet IMPORTAST TO TOBACCO CHEWERS. DR. GUSTAV LINNARD'S Taste Restor ative Troches,—The Groat Substitute for Tobacco. It is a well known and incontroverti ble fact that the use of tobacco is the promoting cause of many of the most severe MENTAL • AND. PHYSICAL DISORDERS to which the race of man is subject, as careful analysis and long and painful experience, have clearly proven tnat it contain: ertain narcotic & poisonous properties most dangerous in their.ef fects, which by entering the blood derange the functions and operations of the dart, causing many to suppose that organ to lie diseased. TOBACCO affects also the entire nervous s , manifesting itself—as all who have ever weed will testify—in' lassitude, nervous water brash, dispepsia,-,and many ders of a similar character. The - RESTORATIVE TROCHAB are designed to counteract these baneful influ ences, and have proved completely successful in a multitude of CMOs, and wherever used. Being harmless in themselves they exert a beneficial effect upon the entire system, restoring the - Utile which has become vitiated or destroyed by grea indulgence, cotnpleiely removing the irritation and accompanying tickling sensation of the throat —which are always-consequent upon abstaining from the use of tobacco, and by giving a healthy tone to the stomach, invigorate the whole system. Persons who are irretrievably undermining their constitutions and shortening‘their lives, should use these troches immediately and throw off the injurious & unpleasant habit of chewing tobacco. These troches or lozenges are put up in a con venient and portable form at the low price of 50 cents per box. • A liberal discouitt to the trade. Prepared solely by the undersigned to whom all orders should be addressed. JAS. E. BOWERS, Druggist, ap7'sBy Cor..2d and Race-sts, Phi lada. Patent Medicines, &e. AFFLICTED ~ READ I GRAPHENBEIZG MEDICIIIES.—VegetabIe Pills Green Mountain Ointment, •S'arsaparila Compound, Children's Panacea, Eye Lotion, Fe ver and Ague Remedy, Health Bitters, Dysen. tau Syrup, Consumptive's Balm, Marnhall's Uterine, Catholicon,Dr. Libby's Rile Ointment, and Manual of Heath. Ayres Pills and Cherry Rectorial, Tanner's German Ointment, Trask's Magnetic Ointment, Holloway's Ointment and - Pills, Davis' Pain Killer, Dr. Fitch's Heart Corrector, Bennett's Root and Plant Pills, Soule's Sovereign Balm, Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills, Rhode's Fever and Augne Cure, Merchant's Gargling Oil, Arni. ea Lineament; Camphor, Castor Oil, Paregoric, Aloes, Picera, Myrrh; Licorice, &c., &c: A now supyly just received, to he kepteonstant ly on hand, for sale by I, N. BULLARD. October, Ist, 1856. The Cheapest Paper in the. World. The NATIONAL MERCHANT A large Weekly at Sixty Cents a Year. IT contains a choice selection of Literary mat ter, Tales, Poetry, and a large atnonat of commercial information. The reviews of the Markets and Bank Note Reports are of them selves worth more than the-price of subscription, and the paper itself, before it is printed, costs more than we get for it. For Ten Dollars we will send sixteen copies of the Merchant and a copy of any three dollar magazine, such as Godey's Lady's book, Gra ham's Magazijie. Specimen copies of the Mrrehant will be sent o, any address on the receipt of a postage stamp. Active young men wanted to canvass for the paper, to whom a liberal commission will be al towed, that will amount it some cases to eighty &liars a month. • Address, - S. R. ASIITON & National-Merchant tVice,Pliflndelphin. ATTENTION FARMERS ! . HIS is to certify that the undersigned,have T used Nanny's Mower with Wood's improve went, thepast seasen, and aro fully estisfied that it is a good, machine, and we recommend it to the farmersof County as a profitable. and labor-saving mach ine. • JEILENIAU MEACHAM, A. GRIFFIN Imo HiItiLINGTOII4 VinnriEit, If. J. HARILISGT9IT, T. P. PRINNZT February 25, 1858, • - •„- Fame - hints apply to the Andersigned kgen C. D. LATHROP. Muutrose, Mak!' let, 1858: (alb Rehab°la's Qeawn repiration- Iljghly Coneentraltil C0'19.0,104 fluid" Extract :For - 6igett - se t i of the„,Skidd, er,. Kidneys, Grdecl . Dropsy, Wealaieises, 'Obstructions ' ' Secret Diseases, Female. Comillaiwts,urul all Diseases of the Sexual Organs, arising from excesses and imprudences in life, and removing all improperdischarges from the blad. der, kidneys, or sexost - orgins, whelk* 'existing in MALE Olt FEMALE, from whatever cause . theyera3( have originated, and no matter of how long standing, giving health and vigor to the frame, and bloom to the pallid cheek, .TOY TO •THE AFFLICTED !.! ! It cores nervous and debilitated sufferers, and removes all the symptoirts,..pmeng which will be found indisposition to exerhohi toes of power,loss of memory, dificulty o! breathing, general weak. , ness, horror of disease, rreak - nerves, trembliAt dreadful horror of death, night sweats, cold feet; wakeful ness;dimness of vision, langtiormaiversal lassitude of tile muscular system, Cif ten en ormo'es appetite, with. dyspeptic symptoms, - hot • hands ? flushing ofthe body, dryness of the skin, pallid countenance mid eruptions on the fstce,pain in the back, heaviness of. the eyelids, frequently black spots flyinet'-befori . the eyee, with it tempor.try saraiion and loss of sight;want of attention,gleat mobility, restlesiness, with horror of society.- 7 - Nothing is more desirable to such patients than solitude, and nothing they•more dread for fear of themselves;, no repose of mannerpo earnestness, no epeculation, but a hurried transition from one qlication to another. • These symptoms, Wallowed to go on—which this medicine invariably removes—soon follows loss of power, fatuity and' epileptic fits—ln one of which the potiiitt may expire: Who can , say that these excesses are not frequently followed by those direful diseases-,insenity and consump ,tion ? Tho records of the insane asylums, and the melancholy deaths by consumption bear ma. ple witness to the truth of these assertions. In .natic asylnm.s the mOst'tnelancholy exhibition appears. The countenance is.actualiy sodden & quite destitute—neither ,mirth or 'grief ever vis. itait. Should a sound of the voice occur, it is rarely articulate; - • ••With woeful measures wan despair . Low sullen sounds his grief beguiled:' _Debility is the most terrible'-and has brought thousands to untimely gr'aves, tbps blasting the ambition of many noble youths. Resta be cured by the use of this If you are suffering with any of the above dis tressing aliments, the Pluid-Extract Bucho will cure you. Try .it and he cobvinced,of its efficacy. IV - Beware of quack nostrums and quack doe tqs, who falsely boast of abilities and references. Citizens know and avoid them,and save long suf: I fering, money, and exposure, by Sending or call ing for a bottle of this popular and specific rem edy. It allays all pain and inflammation, is per fectly pleasant in its taste and odor, but immedi ate in its action. NEWBOLD'S EXTRACT BUCHU Is prepared directly according' to , the rules of Pharmacy-and Chemistry, with the greatest ac curacy and chemical knowledge and. Fare devo ted in its combination. : ISee;Professor Dewees valuable works on:the 'practice of physic, and most of the late standard works of medicine. Or 100j214 One hundred dollars will be paid to any physician who can prove that the medicine ever injured a Wien t;and the testimony of thousands can be produced to prove that it does great good. Cases of from ono week to 13 years' standing-have been effected. The mass of voluntary testimony_ in possession of the Pro prietor, vouching. its virtues and curative powers, is immense, embracing names well known to Science and Fame. 7.30 a. m 5.55 " 100,000 Bottles have been sold and not ft single instance of failure has been reported! Personally appeared before me, an Alderman of the City of Philadelphia, IL V. Helmbold, Chemist, who being duly sworn does say, that his preparation contaius no Narcotic, Mercury or injurious Drug, but is purely Vegetable. , H. T. Helmbold, Sole Manifacturer. Sworn and subscribed before me this Sad day of Nov 1854. Wm P. HIBBARD, Alderman. Price $1 per Bottle, or six for $5, delivered to any address, accompanied by reliable and res ponsible certificates from Professors of Medical Colleges,-Clergymeni and others. Prepared and sold by H. T. HELMBOLD Practical and Analytical Ch4mist, o. 0 South tOth.st., below Chestnut, /Assent. bly Buildings, Philadelphia, Pa. Fir To be had of all Druggists and Malers in the U. S., Canadas, and British Provinces. • Beware of Counterfeits. Ask for Helmbold's —take nn other. Cures guarantied._ Sold in Montrose by ABEL TURRELL, Agent Jan. 20,'58.-Iy. HOWARD ASSOGIAtION, PHILADELPHIA. A Benevolent Institution, established by special endowment for the relief of the sick and dis. tressed, allicTedwiihVirulent Epidemic diseases. MO ALL PERSONS afflicted with Sexual 2. Diseases; such as Spermaturrlwea, Seminal Weakness, Impotence, Gonorrhoea, (Jileet,Syphi listhe Vice of Onanism; or self abuse, &c., &c. 'lie HOWARD ASSOCIATION, in view of the awful destruction of human life, caused by. Sexu al diseases, and the deceptions practised upon the unfortunate victims of such diseases -by Quacks, several years ago directed 'their Con sulting Surgeon, as a CHARITABLE ACT worthy of their name,'te open a Dispensary. for the treat ment of this class of diseases, in all their forms, and to give MEDICAL. ADVICE GRATIS, to all who apply by, letter, with a description of their con dition, (age, occupation, habits of life, &c..) and in cases of extreme poverty, to furnish 'medicines free of charge. It is needless to add that the Association commands the highest medical skill of the age. add will furnisli the most improved modern treatment. • , The Directors on a review of the past; feel assured that their labors in this sphere ofbenevo. lent effort, have been of great benefit to the afflicted, especially to the young, and they have resolved, to devote .themselves, with renewed zeal, to this very important but much despised cause. ' Just published by the Association, a Report on Spermatorrhma or Seminal Weakness, the Vice of Onanism, Masturbation or Self.A.buse, mid other diseases of the sexual organs,by the Consulting Surgeon, which will be sent by Mail (in ; sealed letter. envelope,) FnEE OF CHARGE, on the receipt of TWO STAMPS for pos tage. Address, for Report or Treatment,,Dr. Gefirge R. Calhoun, Consulting, Surgeon, - Howard Asso. cialion;No. 2 South Ninth Street, Philadelphia, Pa. By order of the Directors. _ '- EZRA D. HARTWELL President. GEORGE FAIRCHILD, Secretary. Oct. 15th, 1851. ' - fly. On Manhood and its Premature Decline. Just Published, Gratis, the 20th Thotisand. A"WWORDS'on the rational treatment, without Medicine, of Sp ermaterritea or Le cud Weakness, Nocturnal Emissions,' Genital and -Nervous Debility, Impotency, and impediments to Marriage generally, by B. Ds LANEY, M. D. The - important fact that the many alarming complaints, origtinating- in the imprndence and solitude of youth, maybe easily removed WITH OUT MEDICINE, is in this small tract, clearly demonstrated ; and , the entirely new and highly ,succesful" treatment, as adopted by the Author, fully eiplainid, by means of 'Which every -one is enabled to afro HIMSELF perfectly and at the least possible cost, thereby avoiding all the ad vertised nostrums of tho day. - Sent to any address. gratis and Post-free in a sealed envelope, by remitting (post paid) two postage stamps to Dr: Da LANEY, 8S East 31st street, New, york City. ' • te. EiNDINTNNfraa IRTrai - P1 lags /110 310THERS;WiVES & DAUGHTERS. 1. Dr. R.A.LAMONT'SFeriodical Compound. The most beneficial and auceessfnl PE'RIALE NED Icnot now-in use or known; for all eases of ills. ordered, obstructed or sappreasedldeinstniation, Lneorrhrea,Female Weakness &c. Ladies who have been disaPpointed la the use of Female Pills. &a, can Rat the utmost confidence in this COM powid, it to infallible in the cure of all the above 'named cOmplaints: It will be sent by. mail to any address, by enclosing_ $2 Yo : any anthOrized event. Prepared by . ANDREWS, Buffa lo Isr.' Y. For sale by ' NTLEY, READ &CO., and druggists,general . [may! V5B-ly • tr,Ot 'itlantrosr Palo,. rat, 1:1711LISFIED EVERY TPUITZDAY nY , • A.NDREW d. GERRIT Ter in5.—,41:50 per annum if pa ad vance, $2.00 if paid within - the nar, or .$2.50 if not paid until the end of the year or period of subscription. Advance payment Discontinuancos optional with the Publisher until all arreareges are paid. lilacs of Adveritilng. • One square, (10 lines,) 3 weeks or less, 81.00 Each subsequent insertion, 25 One square one year, .$B.OO, two' sq'rs $12.00,- three squares $16.00,10ur squares $20.00. Business Cards of six lines $3.00 per year., Job Work_ of all kinds executed-neatly and promptly. Blanks 'always on hand. January let, 1858. T 13 0 - Y L . E., REPRIESENTS A CAPITAL DP OVER W 5,000,000, Forlire, 'brine, Life, and Inland Insurance Office, New MlHead, Pa.. ' • Jhnuary 18t6 t z1858. - ly* - Dr• H• Smith; & Son, SURGEON DENTISTS. Residence and of fice opposite the Baptist Church (north side) Montrose. Particular attention will be given to inserting teeth on gold and silver plate, and to filling decaying teeth. January 10th, 1858 WM. W. SMITH & CO ., Cabinet and Chair :Manufactur ers, foot of Main Street. Montrose. Pa. ABEL TUBRELL, PifONTROSE, PA - Dealer in Drugs, Metlicines, Chemicals, Dyo Stuffs, Glasi-warc, Paints, Qils, Varnishes, Window Glass:Groceries, Palmy Goods, Jew elry, Perfumery, &c.—And Agent for all ,tho mostpopular Patent Medicines. JOHN GROVES, Fashionable TallOr—Shop near -the Baptist 'Meeting House, on .Turnpike Street. Montrose; Pa. - • DR. R. THAYER, Phpacian and Surgeon, Montrose, Pa. Office inlhe Farmer's Store. D., Pliyidcian and Surgeon, has perma netly located himself at Braebneyville, Susq'n County, Penn'a, and Will promptly attilnd to all calls with which he may be favored. May, 1856—n22. - . HAYDEN BROTHERS, • New Milford, Pents'a. Wholesale dealer in Button!, Combs, Suspenders, Threads, Fancy Goods, Watches, Jewelry,Silverlind Plated Ware,tut lery, Fishing Tackle, Cigars, &c. Merchants and pedlars, supplied on liberal terms. , WSI,IIAYDEN, - TRACY HAYDEN, JOHN HAYDEN; . GEO. HAYDEN. DR. E. F..WILMOT, firaditate of the Allopath:e nnd Homeo- Lir pakhic Colleges of Medicine, is now per manently located in Cfeat Bend Pa. Aprirlst. 1856. JOHN SAUTTER, . F ashionable Tailor. Shop first door Fn4rth of the Furrner's Store. • Simmers' auV -Ptt'Janis' INSURANCE COMPANY, N. W. Corner Second anti Witinut Streets, LP32LLLIA'M.7.ariatILAQ CAPITAL. $1,250,000. This Company ejects Fire Insurance on BuildingS, Goods, Furniture, de. Marine Insurance on Vessels, Cargo and Freight, TO ALL PARTS OF TUE wortin. 'lnland Insurance on Goods by Rivers, Lakes,:, Canals, Railrozels, and Land Carriage, to all Parts of the Union up., _ on the most favora ble terms. DIRECTORS: Hon.Tnos.D.FLonEscE, 1 CHARLES DINGEE, It GEO. ARMSTRONG, ` Tnos. MANDERFIELD, Cads. A. RLIBINCAM, DOW)) It HELMBOLP, GEORGE HELMBOLD, F. CARII. nnewstr.n, JAMES E. NEAT, . . , ISAAC LEACM; Jr.. --• THOMAS B. FLORENCE, President, EDWARD R. HELM BOLD, Secretary, T. BOYLE; Agent. Office, iliew•Milford,. Pa. • ..ranunry lath, 1858, TaKEITaI ,BUTEII_ FIRE INSURANCE CO., YORK, Chartered by the Staid of Pennsylvania. CAPITAL,: 300,000 DOLLARS: Insures against loss or damage by fire, on buil ding,furniture, and merchandise generally. air Losses adjusted by, arbitration, where the parties fail to agree...al DIRECTORS. I• A.,Hantz, John Lt.ncles, • H. Kraber, • Fred. Self zback, William Wallace, I . Eli Kindig, Samuel Dyer, Thomas qraY, • , David Strickler: • H. KR ABER, President, D. STRICKLER. Secretary. • 0. S. BEEBE, Agent, Montrose; Pa." February 2d, 1858. [ly*. • • fr 7 .2 :: • : •Th 'MONTROSE, PA., • • r HE subseriber having purchased, 11111. 1. refitted and newly,furnished the above well known and popular Hotel, - A -%'-k. is prepared•sto accommodate the trav eling public and °Piers with all' the attentions and conveniences usually found in first-claas Houses. ,No effort will 'be spared-by the \Pro 'prietor and his Assistants to make the Hotel equal in every point to any in the country.. The Bar will always be supplied with the Choicest Liquors. The Stables, connected with this Honso are large, roomy and convenient, and Nritful api attentive Hostleis are always in-charge of them. J. S. TARI3ELL. Montrose, May t3th, 1858: • R E '0 V, A L . The Saddle, nannies! and. Trunk Shop of Tie T• KIRDLEI2SII IRENIOVED to the building recently occu pied C: C. Hollister, on Main St., one door above S. S. Mott's; where he Will . be happy to wait on all who may favor Jilin with their patron age, 1 Jan. 20th, 1,58.—te. • - • - Artist's Materials: . PAINTS in Tubes,llrushes, Tin, Copper and Silver Foil, Glass Slilbs and 'Hullers, Lithographs; 52.0.41114 Storesof ' ABEL TURRELL. -Montrose, Dee. 15th, 1847. • . -NOTWITHSTANDING, ' "hard times,"'Abel Tur i roll's variety of, selected n " goods, keepa up No. 1, and he is constantly .• receiving secessions,. every few days. Prices as low as the lowest. GRATITS ELECTRIC OIL, the great remedy for Rheutnatisirh Neuralgia, Lame nese, Stiff.roints, Pains, &0., Also, nearly , all Of the leading Patent Medicines in market, embracing a remedy for every dioease to which flesh is sub ject: For sec Tiy • ABEL TURREL.