TDB fiRINTEM,S:DEM AND 0 - • -- A printer's devil,tras pierced in the heart With-the charms of *little' Mier; Qt.toth L 1 to the las.% " Ley - de:is, ere Fe' pan, T.et - as seal nue-love witit Ths ma;dsti-Teplio as the imp she-eyed, teyeasi WhSiS yoli .. has4 ssialytriad No, no, Tll not,4ibitbe devil !" - leara'rolled atom?, and the sweet little lass Beeittat , fin ohi-sorrowfut:initid; Sias )ives queen4-iias rich—but alas: heauty has all decayed. _ Orieerti v e 4 lttey . met, aud-•the old maid tiled. go'reoull hdr.fottner. issue, But te gully smiled and only replied, "Tile - devil now wouldn't. itipef 'you r MEUIL4JCS Ilse following is an extract from the recent aildiess of-Gov:"Wiseil kbfie the Mechanic's Institute at Itichmoti4kVa:--- And s c ience, asfion*Jiny; trathematick - cbeinittry, natural philcophy and the fuse 3rts,_tnt die anti plating. and at chittl:- tt: re. 'lnd all the ordinary arts cf, peace and war, tkp2utielit uTc:n niech:tnie: arts lot - thctir utensils and•nrins. • Fuiton• was a me ,c'natnc., He- not only' litoght tlie secret to his country of applying steam, and the art ;• to a Norris of tviaining the victory of peace-, but inven:ei.l, 'too, the rno-A dangerous engine or %var., lie took the torpedo .to England, and as a trial iof Llew up.tlie tlig Duro tits in tie presence of the Beard of 13:iti4 (Cheers.) When the fatorable tepent ,wes znacle to-Ills, .Pitt, be said, " Wily zbould England aid America in teaching how :oduirend her cat againtit the thitisli navy." Aral Franklin tca d tauf:baaie and he :au;ght lii> c3untry how to Ca un der bolts tient - Jupiter, atd t colthow to ap tha.tight tiing to the •• tolNdo," so that ;tow a bing.e mechanic can sit on the bubk of any tiger or roadstead, by tba of a galvanic pit not larger than a hat crown, and tc:uch of a rope of wires, coune;ting " torpeiloes," eentl Ft a nkli a's dentin: =nark to - Falirnarine tna i litzines %%Lich vrou'id glow the ‘rli6le Britit:l) navy our of ‘i'.;t:er....• And tke scold once known, Tnechniztn has not stopped at applyinz gaircui-tu ned elec. trieity r iO the.arts of war ; •but the 4-Morse has Lunde iron nerves fur two. -worlds, and the conttnerkts and the sea., to setd telligettee to the. uttermost_ points of the nadir, he a fluid as quick and sentient as tba which flows through organized beings from the brain corere,d by any pia-mater. And the learned prefessiOni—thenlog3‘,lart• and medi,:ine—are eqtmlly deprndent 'upon the mechanic nits 4•And their perfe:otion, 'Where would nil have been but for the inceli nr.ism of priittirg,?.. Zit the wngues-of 'men and angel conld not enumerate the innu merable dependencies. They are iLtinite is variety and connection. The objects nr the In , titute; is to exalt tbe dignity of mechanic labor. Who shall de .;pise the arts upo'h which,t7,ll el,e is depend eat? 'What civilinrion shall despise a labor ono° every civilization depen46l - shalt tread upon the arts by ultich men are fed and clothed, and housed and trans ported, and. is ralie'd to refinement of. an eli ration in the moral scale ti Lich cannot, be reached bat by physical improvements 1— Morse was a lialig.r.ic,Ful.tou svasa mechanic ,Franklin trAS a mechanic, fir Christopher Wren was a meehanie, -Newton NV:IS a nte- Tbe triumphs of tue.ehauics are the triuniplis of mankind. (Cheers.) A German oblonan once, on a ri,lt to Italy, being a man-of the world and pleasure, spent most , of ht* time at the theatres, where be was trnuebarinoyea - at the detlsioaConstantly cast upon. his country for her Doetian temprament 'ln turn`he proposed an entertainment for the . 1 Italian. lla procured a large dilapidated -house,and the'. whole scene presented was -one of the streets of Itomo. The time vas Jvstlefo're the dawn of day, a weary traQler as-is urade.to appear in the desolate street, ste.lopg - where he might. find - shelter •and . aceoinciAation. Be - could find no inbah: itants awake. Be threw bia;self down .upon :a piazza and Waited fur light and the_ inhab itants to rise. Whilit be was - sleeping,' the : ghost of Cicero was'made to appear, and ap jircari the stranger, who awoke t :trose, toJk itatt.a:wateli, the horometer or that day, to see the time of nigbt. :Thet f.. ,g hOst eti as sour- Prised, and Asked what it vials The: stray.- " 7 ' r explained it was a meehanioal in4trumem to: mclisure time: " WOrdeiful," said ghost. " Wlto invented that." The, : Ger- 1 titans," Said -the stranger. -- Ne%t be tool: out do ilil3BllL.o to see when day would 1nea... 1 . ,and the MID rise. " What is that ?" said the 1 ghost. The stranger expbsined the. art of I - prictingfand the astronomie.al calculations . of -the calendar.." Wondetrul,.mOst tynndelcul:' sdid the 44 and who invented that i" The (lumens," said the Autazer. time 'the day begun to peep, and the stran2erl hieing impatient to be taken in from the street ale betit'the doors in vain, and at last 'drew a t pistol and fired it off; to arouse the .slugp,,:isb sleepers. ' , The ghost started affrighted, and asked," What - is that .?" A pistol and' gun : : powder were explained.. "More wonderful said •the ghost. " And -who invented Tl 4 e m n s," said the stranger. "Great - encl.wonderful people! And whilst - they have . been jpromressing all 'these what:have my peOple been doing in the een turiessineel was upon . earth ?" Just - then one of the ltizzaroni of Borne appeared', . and the stranger said, "There is a sjieeimen thy oonntryrnen." Day broke, and the ghost - vanished. • GerinanYlad invented printing.' the horometer and - gunpowder: Rome had =been sleeping to &cap- and . destik,. in her - dreamy droweiness over — past • greatness, and the : condition of her lntearout frightend away the giinst of Cieero. And,my fZllow 'citizens have — we'donit. all - Wach the ghosts Of depart ed'aiiessted 'pattinits'irotil&tapeet ores in. the gresteschievoieuts Of.AYSTeaI sOinciand nnechattle;artgl:—: • . h4er:StMlt 21ipo*tiotitte trOitt : lhe - frrse - man id' the South, and the forettiost of the Doxion 4 , iL aiu haresutned there.,sviß Iletopts to cast, odium and rids= • * .eule on the F.. 'of Aiitir The first - Men end,the first families of^ the Seidl ate just the reverse of what tbey base been- tep-, resented by many of the-Northern presses:— But therevil 01e4fs of miprepmentatioe 'MSS only tmesliorr, and the steady and resistless ,pregress of Troth must,alwaysereutualltdis• iipate the mista - ..0f error. - JUD 0 E i Patistiwom. .who recently :Resigned his judicial . office : in* Utah, and has busied himself .with.wr4ing letters exposing the inn. -moralities Orldit'lifermbn nequaintanetia, 'is thustaken to task by the . oqtrake Plitinclettier.'"The Plaindeider -savi .. that • at 'the time of his appointme n t-Mr. Drummond was n. resident - of Oqu Aka. And if his pri; rate.history,were written, it Would- unfold . a 'earcerof as cruel and inhuman treatment to na . could be fotind in the annals of infamous Ini'sbands. ! I nt) pres.i in this place well well knew his petfidy, hut out -of regard to the feelings of 'family remained silent.— After,Drummond's resignation and 'return to the Stlites he seemed to-evince no =desire to, see. his family. *When it' . was announced through the press that . he was in Clikage, Mrs. Drumrriftni proceeded thither to seek an intery* . w wail him ; and althoUgh he stop ped at'the same hotel, and remained one night while he was there, he tnnt;ged to sereenisim.elf from her sight,and rest morn ing me :1 11114 got aboard the train and came this . place, and took' two of his - children away with him. 1114'v:ice remained a- week in Chig i 'ago, seekingin - rain for her faithless lial.haftil, and then returned home, only to have a more bitter pang added to her Almost brol:eti lteart- - - - -to find that her children had been spitited Rimy, she imew not where." Cor:r~yrr or Cor'n'y..-111 a Village, not a thou.acd miles from this city", there lives a quiet, nuol:trusive-young lawyer. A modest 1,,110w is (merit is always modes%) taut Le knows hisrig-itts„" and knoring,flares maintain them." liike a great many others, Le is '• following, the practice," and antici pateb "a glorious time," when he' overtakes it. In some small cases, he made his aPpear anee.bcfore ,he august dignifary,an Alabama Justice of the Peace. " His Honor" evident lv lost faith in M at fitst sight; for one after another his cases "collapsed' under the "stunning" charge delivered by the Court. The law and testimony were alike unavail ing. cases were l bound i to go.— At last himan nature couldlbear no more.— lising from his seat delivered himself in his usual slow and measured manner: " The Glatt can fine me five dollars!" For vdtitt, arr. said the JUS tici?; solatm hat, surptisett. For contempt of Court," coolly rtjoined " I atn not aware, Mr: 1 .kr-r.." said the Coati, "of your - ilaving been guilty of any thing that might be considered contempt." " I know your honor is not aware of 4, I 's :t i t ! but I do entertain a profound contempt for ibis Court." AsEenoTE.—We believe we have "got bold of" an original aneedote - that seas nev , Iser printed - befOre: A student in one of oar t't,tate colligeA, was ehar • ged by the Faculty, with h y aritig; a barrel of ale deposited in his iri)om—contrary, of couese 4 to rule and..usaze. 1 Ile reeeived a suintnotis to appear before the President, who said: -, • . . . "Sir ; I am informed that you bare a bar rel fif 41e. in4O r ;own." • Ytls, Si rte' " uttat explanation earl colt maker "Why the fact if:, Sir_, my physician advis ed me to try a little ale each d:iy, as a tonic.; and not wishing to stop at the rarieitis plac es mbete the beverage is retailed;l concluded to have a barrel in my ioom.1! "Indeed. And Vinve you derived any ben . ,Ekt from the use of it ?" " Ali, yes Sir. When the barrel was first taken to my room, two days since, I could feßreelr lift it. NoW I can carry it with the r-reatest ease." Tut: Caors.—An intelligent planter in the neig!,borlrood of - Union Springs, Macon COll n -1-y—one orthe best cotton growing region 4 that State—in t letter to Lis ecrninibsion house in Cohtrubu:!, (Geo.) dated April 27th, " 2do4t tho pla.uters in this neighborhooi hare ploughed up their cotton and planted over, and the second planting is just-consiog up. .The crop is three weeks later than..usu l'.iezttly,crybody has ploughed up their e , ):n and tcrited over. Wheat is somewhat injured; but not sei loasiv " - • Qurrn.a juke - Itnppetted to one rlCZl,6l:"L"Ls.ll((ir.Clun"f(tlN.,F.iu„str it e i r rt u n n s flow Fin , k s, * (3 Revt,hers.Pi.4.;is.&e., At the Store A!f - ABEL TERRELL. • .I.t:ntt.rnse..oet.. 15i h, 1556. Tiothy Seed. - QTANLEY TERRELL'S TIMOTHY SEED 0 warrauted pure. For ;.:11E. by • ABEL TURRELL Ifontrose. ilnuAry 20th, van. TEL' Jewe?ry, Perurnrry, - 1 7 ,:0cy Grewerfe. s l'aintß, this, Drags;;llat6rials fur Light*, iie. , just reveived Aria TUWULL. Od. Bth t 056 riIt3RKS Island Suit. by the szteiL bsrrel or lb, by. N0v.12,--1856 • lIAELE INDUCEMENTS. A Prosont to Ivory. Body Who purchases an Ambrotype between this ern4 the,first June. IDINDING it nectistdry tn,rthe atnnsiqemble num of tilts " opedfor d riitg he. tlyit two months, I hare-chosen thid•-plau to incie:ise my busintssi, trusting that my elforts plenso my -eu;tomerS will be so-Kell apketiated 00,1, slid)! luso t - lothinft by the eperti - tion. Theyc pres.fmts von - simt - OPCold L.lettetg, from $3,00 to $10,00; Boot - , froin 50 ets, ; Ambrottlms from_ $l,OO t(i - $2,00, uti,l Litho gpphf4 from 12 .1.2 lets. to sls 0. , -ITwo 4undred.of theise, - rirertit oeeri;$100,00, will b e given to the purchasers of 200 rases be leettA V.I. the purpose. r-irThare are no tickets acidennsegneotly no - waiiinQ for a "prize dr4whir,:t . hnt each one gels his yresent with his liki nesa• So. now. toy food people; nntli,# nn •aelny,, For April sail May il , llFl4 . lwWjrlly rainy or shining,' 'we don'tearn a. For do take -ioOd4.4ctuiii` 'allsortsOf ' cie'atber. - - • - - 5: .046 41 1 11- r . Sky 1 1 ,VTI,or in- the Brick 4tieltrilivoi 4044_ al' Read's. - Moqtrose, Arra MI, • Ole *graittrost P ALDO:IED EYY.IIIr; TitirltED megoauff TEILIIS,.•=St,3t)- c abl, iis t i d within rils - inonths i and . $ of the yens.. .N6 -Paper tliscnolinn! renti4es - ara Algid, except - the ' Pubiieliera. : "..% -en al ID tudeatienn•c! offiC,c, t i , clesure, attkritign:'inn tci thelniligs,,Nontr4c.- Ritte4 di, ildverth One tAna re (I lines . orl9s4A yr Ertel' subselpturt insertLoli, One r yi.lN tlir'e meripie, - „ t)ne square six .inorthr;, - :‘, Bil:iliwps Card 4, lour. lesa Onemigtoh eo:naso,one yeur,... • One-fourth lEEE On-tluu YeArty ndveriißcf , " will be)lei l , bugint•Ns in ieltirit ihey.kto erga coneidtleci as K•iahingfri eriptint nnless lii•erzpceitil, di diieuritinuonee.or t fie tAnnte... lon WO RK.' MT•The. publishers Printing 'materials 2 . lar t ie ant) su merit, zyt Yob Type,-are rrow.prop Jou Wonx in a manner nnSu Toss tion oenotry, anti on reasobable ofe'very deseiipticin If on Izenci nr litinted to oilier.- `Atisints -, Pi . t . t:::' , 1 . ..0q, . • VAIL& BRUNDA , Pll)''Aciand; Eurim Depot, l'enrOn: • 31; 11.• C. VAIL, ,Wlll- I SMITE, . Cabhtet land Chair Ha ers,,copt of Main Btr.t.t.t. 7.114iut rot+ AmET, - TuraELL, • De:sler. in Drug , , 3ledicined Dvt) tituff; , , oi, Vind(;w GrocErirs, F.LrICy tf I l!erfunivrv,-&t.l.—A n .Ag;-sit: pflpuliir I!;:terit JOHN GROVES r:V4I3 Orin ior—S. Bapt,L;t....llkyting Lioube, ur. Tun 31,if0r05,7., Pd. ;TOXIN COLSTE Denier in Stores,'i'.in,4..";:pp.. Iron V1 7 4trt...; 1,.. - r4urhvilk., near ALO Ik•poi., !.. • - A:LATHROP, f in . Relidy-31;icie Clo:hi Caps. Boats and Shoes, Dry Good.; oppsite.Seartt?.s Hot C. D. I..Arnr.or.r.aa jib. . ; P._NV. 11.11-t-x, '!„1. • '•: -R ! • 'MATE MspielftLl an 4 Stirgeoll! Oriit:e Farmer' 1 7 .11AIiKLIN MIAS Allorstey: a!i(! Cormsello ntrosp, Pa. ' ei ill attend ness entrusted to him in 1 . ..! , :rt eimnt Conveyauriil! xvritittg of all L . . _done netitly, and t':;l3rges - jnotlerate. :Mena to'pri*leettliutt 6S sr widows and heirs,- arn.infit the Lx., (nem, for' 'Bounty Land, Pei4.-ins, &1 May be round •at all - IturirA at the 6 oecupit:d l.y :r. Richards, Esq., Court lloase.-1853-13.:. i - -IT C..TYLER,i' ~ - Intameted witlil,Ai; - . :,ti 1 - Importer alld De . nlerifilfit 1 1 Cutlery, Carri9.qe Trluitning.si:?pritt.:l • 1.:V0.' 215 Pthil'Stree , Where his :31ervantiie frierid!i„'in - this I Couritles, are . l: - -I. 'y invilvit and tAR r lit-heti to van r.i:d parelit., -...— • Zr -E. - PARSONS. - Whiles:l,le zlind - Di Cabinet ••'stead; Stands, Chairs. &c. No': 9 Washington st., ningbanito - Warsji,riiini up stairs. • J. D. VAIL, M. D.: ys Ea IN nEI a Sti rgt , ost; nety forTztpd hinw•it at ilritekneyvi County. Penn'a, and will proniptly ut calls r.itb tAbkli may be favored. nty, 1856—nt12. - • , A. - PICKET', ..3 . :;s2ice cif •gile Peace, Co' .I) , Ats, Es..e.utur of floods, tan OfaiLe*, Wy6iniiigt!ciunty;- .31nV 9. I . . . • 1 51.A. , A1k1. 3 22 LI N. D I II • . _&11:0 • - GLaSSD EP OA ON ,C N .3.1 - 6Ptruse,* Pc - °- DV U.BREW Ati.'sizes and description?, in an I made tiot order, , or- furl. clad on the sb HAYDEN BROTHER Niliord,Pen,Wa lA7ll4ill4mtie Button! I - If V - Su-Tandem. Thrtnds, Fanei Viatches. - .16n - etry, Sitvernuu Plaied4 tern. Fishing Tarlde,-Cipitt, 43ze , aft`; Slerehants and petilars; '1- itcpplied ternaA". , • WM. !IA YDE!si. - 191 IN I.IAYDEN4I: DA. E. F. WILMOT' Graditnie of_thelop:able. mi. pilthie Colleges of Ntectivioe, is tultn - i'otty located-in Great .Band Pa. - . April Ist- - - JOHN !SKUTT ER' r a lastionabie 7 ailer, Shop .1' itorth of the Parmeezt Store.-. ' .E. CAULDWELL & S larron s .121%13 DEAf.EIIII GizAss,..cf EARTH& - 1;001‘.11 1 1G-G - tiA - Sit • N 3:). 76 Warron-str cAri.nwELL, IiENItIr S. Ki T. C. C AULTI , W ELL, % 110.1 Y 4/ NV. A. . • tat, THE SU bAuriber having ussocinted_hit the above house in the Crockery trade various hratwhei.ivould simply stay t Rasp Hotel - and 12oarding Meuse. Keel Sus . qapharina add adjoinipg counties, t stock is otte , of thelArgest of :the kind York. Their assortment is large and Their go..ilit are orgond nuslity, entre terns. Their prices as lour as the trod -tr. erilli`rafereree to'profil. sad that h ,1 zraterul to all who' may' thirik proper him a cull - IIENRY lil. Kt New York, Jam 15t.185T.- -- .:. •- - • . . A complete af.s4rtment or Boutle 4:1- -- ::od - Dretiti"trititinli. ..&o. • - , , ttGU CtTAFFORD' Mir a Tar; 3. S - TunAin 111 S 'f r 100 k At ihe Ribbima arm. - E 01MiNG nY ' D IT CIf T 44-.! ;Mee, 32,00 i f ,50 al , the end d until MI at. • ram) ( . 4 th e thoecte4l.% jtji t be d i r ectedh r , „ " !A:L.I a. r lg., • • •yFeekl,er:op 11,t1i), • • - t,tty • 10,00 ' 1810 304 ticted. to (L, _ed ;,- :an} :Iw o ad vt r4i tiii. ections ftif 't r)lx . pt a3s§ort. cfo l•execu:a thils 6e t , `terra ept eott,stati, Sueq' a A. if Brt BEM CO., ittattur. . Pit. MEE Chemivaht, Varni.;* toads. fur all tf:e pear 11:;) pike Street. and Sheet - Great - Bend 13tr, ILts ana • e. I,llontroiyr; EMBIS liontrt • IL, . attitm to busi. • or 81.1',4) . :1. be i'dlialsn liii(43;their -64%-erti. eeTirmerly tirtllittl the A.w it :re and and (quip, ststi..-s• tier, in , 'rabies, asspeims le, Su :-;0,1I lectnr of On t ,, n'a. TER. quantity . ' 6 l , rtest no- ~: c mur, Goods, are, Cut - I liberal TRACY H CEO. CIA . 1 4,YDENi 'DEN. Reireo:" 1116 W per! first door WARE . S. ;I"APIt.- B ei( with in Mira Montt , pent.. in L, their itti Hew geneTal. eke pat eon of , le, very to give APP. Bonnet