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To' Et; -
MEE
tit CORR.
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Lift Yout.beatd...ths4 child.all careworn,
Cheer! , thy xful desponding-heart; 7 _
•,3•Tiate:ta:syeartag. star bright garlands,
titlootnrakiods. 1/1 .soon'depart. . • •
.a.::.
:,• . : - : • •
Dark is this cold world, and dreary,
Pall of obstacles thy way:
Child orlabor, tired rind Avearh
Time will brirg it brighter day,
`zifoU,44ioiui B , but yet..the spoiler,
, Markod thee Carly, for Ins, prpy:
traccii!fihe filo! dc4troyer .
/loop'ss en thy brow each day. .
- .lFew - rnitihelp f or praise or heed thee
But let - noihing daunt ken: :
-For thou:knowest the tutuie needs thee,
Be to earth_a treasured gem.
Spring with heilinglikingt may bleat tire,
Sting then up thy drooping frame:
Zephyrs of the south citrus thee,
Free thy aplrit, me*, thy pain. •
Chained-withia'a - a•mine-of feeling,
Mah3 a gern of rieheid worth :
Where'll the ices, unlock the sealing,
• Let the deep, deep fountains forth.
Never mindthe_puLlie slander,
Nor 'Sayings hard and rough,
You'll outlive them a 4 l4-ith
If your made Q r.terlin g attar.
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iititSiamia; CUFEI
Thl_Mereatalle
ST WARREN T. ASHTON.
CHAPTER I.
cottemptnble little jackanapeS! he
had the audacity to ask 'toe to 'Pla}- Whist
with him!' exclaimed Sophia to .her sister.,
t And why stionld'• he not, sister ?' said' Ma
-11 verise, caimiY• • -
"should .he , not Did he' think I
would" demean by playing. 04)14 - 'with .
a clerk- r ,one of; 4 father's servaLis r and
Sophia tossed, her head. in -disdain,
`Z can tee
Pilety in iour nssocia
,
tiug with Inna, Sophia., Ile is : certainly
haniisome;intelliglntand yoait
than.
Behave well enough for aught I A know;
but.only think of it—a clerk in - a drawing
room ! For My
,part, I wonder 'how father .
,could ever think of such 11' thing as admitting
hijii into the family? -
I supposed it was because he liked the
.
looks of him.' ,
• 'What will Mr. Augustus Fitzherbert say
irben . heltirls. us associatingt . wit poor clerks .
thtsE Of cOnnting . roo ms ?'
It bat.ters.little tome what he: thinks;
is a conceited .puppy,- and I ,wondei that
yoti . eat endure his presence,"
_replied Mary
stnatth': • .
Rut he is 'the' leader of the ton . Mary,'
said Sophia, astonished at the - plebeian no
tions of her sister.
nein a perfent flirt, for 'all_ that ; And in
finitely inferior in all dint constitutes ot man,
,
to lir.- tiarlows, whom you ao,much Nffect to
-desi4v.'
The converlition s.as by the
entrance of Mr. Danvers:
How could 'you bring that horrible' cleric
into the house papa I' said Sophitt,as the mar
chant twines seated himself by the blazing
grate •
'-norrible clerk ! prai what is the matter
vittr. film V asked Mr. Dativeraeviacing some
surprise at the plain 'Tomb. of 1;6 datigh-,
_ , . _
ter -
- , Why, be. is..a
,alerlr.2, -
Bat a
respectable young man.'. •
ResPee4ble enongit, hat not fashionable
: • ;•:. : • - •
I was °pee a clerk, Sophia I cmitnenc
i. 7 .,,ssiye e pin g out 'a atom an d carry fnib n
et:leti about ;he city: -
4 ,ll4:iss.alksurd you talk, papa.'
"-'!Bat Mr: Harlow is a very estimable
"ou - ni'man ; I. am confident ,you, Fill "find
'him very agmeahlte,,,ompany:
shall haia flatting to Amy to him,' re-
Sophia,; , until a sLiag of the
Bewans;"Sopbia ;•there is an 'old
,pror. 7
erb, ou 1:now, about entertaining .-augels.un-,
,Swartz'
Heartily at the idea of a
poor.olerk.beiti:aii
But whaieapr Maiy r:ltakeil the tner
,
Aehiot . t'urniug to gUntle daug e lo'
•' - • -
t-Ok v lilia has stry.in deb rani are-already..
Mitry,iatid a slight blush
isititiigio t amplissize the remark„ ; ~filvst duce
her, papa
derleititititbeid over 'beets in _ lose with
' abotit that,'
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counts
'el' asked Sophia. • If, 01 the ac
,hare hes rd of his wit, gallantry and
ti !act ions, are true, I. shall certainly
tp,for - - .
pemona
set mV '
_1 rofill , oripear One of dies() days;' , iopli- ,
1 611 Mr. Panveoi. , .
, .
- "I `lOpe 'you 'will not keep tills stupid
tlerk the.house,ofter htl
; ,I cerotinly sball! -
.‘ But, papa, eve _ stutirlose caste, if we do, it .
is'reaftv abominlabie.'
.
Small loss, my child ; if we are depen
dent upon the apes and 'puppies of fashiona
ble life for our position in societ y / the sooner
we loie it the betterlfor onr own self respect,'-
said Mr. Danvers; - I
' Yon are absurd, papa. I -
I Vow p
1 ;
So la, you have given me al lesson
let me give yon,one. The idol on +orship
more genie+ than those of the Fetigee Is
lands. Fashionabletits- as holhiw_ws a
brass,pan ; place no reliance upon - it. The
fops and fools who follow in your train are as
soulless as they are btainlen.
I wish, Mr,
_4ugustus Fltzherbert could
bear you say so . . 1 .
Mr: Augustus Fitzherdert wine a journey
man barber in New Orleans less than a year .
ago. I had the honor .of being shaved by
him last win t er when I was there.
'Oft horrid, papa!' whY'liave you not ex
!
posed him f' -•
.Why should I, my child I He is a good
felloW, as' sensible a person, and, according
10 your statement', as fashionable a man as
Fiustock, 'whose. great-grand fathe r .' was
Govenor of the State.'
1.1
' hit po" ble that. Mr. Fitzherbert was a
barber l'-'exe aimed Sophia / horrified at the
appalling , th.
' Nothing; else, my child!
` An itnPoter "added Maiy.
' Just,so, probably he is trying to obtain a
rich - wife: , •
, It is abominable, I declare ! one hardly
kliews now-adays Who . is respectable: and
who is not,' said Sophia..
Therefore,, my child, we aught. not to
speak sc(disparagieglyiof persons in humble
life, as'you Imre done tonight.
Pooh, a clerk !' '
At this Moment Mr. Ilarlowe, the new
clerk - entered the room, and, as Sophie icauld
have expressed, had the impudence' to seat
himself by the side. Of. Mary Dauverse,. Who
appeared not.all 'averse to this close proximi
ty with him. -
Frederiitk Harlowe was, as Mary had said.
a handsome, intelligent and. agree*huoung
man. * And Sophia, if she could bi‘.forgiv-
on him foi being a clerk, - .would hive ap* pre
elated- his society quite asrliighly is, did.her
sister.
With her father's permission, Mary , accept
ed anlinvitation from Frederick•. to attend Ai
`bion's last concert.
They had scarcely' left the. house before'
Mr• Fitzherbertwas ushered into the sitting
moul t This gentleman an exquisite of the
first Water.. In his' personal aPpearance, he
certainly.Wns sufficiently well endowed to
challenge tile.admiration of the fairer sex : but
unfortunately, he was sadly lacking in that
necessary element in a man of sense—brains.
§Ophia could scarcely refrain from express
in& the contempt she felt for the Journeyman
-I:rber,''in 1 1 l 'Mufti' ' The leader of "the ton'
in 'her:e , tiination, was a ruined Man.'
, The cla,ndy,,as a Matter. of courtesey, in
' I.
quireci fur ?s,tiary, and was informed that she
had gone to the cencert with Mr. Hatlowe.
`• With Mr. ITait - oirit clerk—al' said
the ek-jOurneyman barter, with a sneer :IS he
twisted 'up - the long rat-tail of hit mous
tache. -
A very worthy young man,' replied Mr.
Danvers. . .
No doubt of it, saw, bu,t, clerk —aw!'
Pray, was you never a cleft, Mr.-Fitalscr
hest was.' _ -
' A clerk ; 'never.' -
• - Did I'tiotizteet,you in New Orlearti last'
. .
winter r .
.The dandy started / up like a parehitd pea.
feoni a hot Tian.. -
• I:have a faint: recollection of having-met
you in /I harher tihap there, continued the
merChanttorm — entingly. - •
Tpatwonize, the
haw-haws:
And now Ithink of it, you wows a little
white apron; laid if . I'lnistrike not, I bad' . the
...lessors or being f.bared - iq you . in Person'
Quite 5 . ti;!istak4 saw, I sissuaw you.'
Soddenly itir. Augustus Fitzherbeit, whose
real-name was Jobti Smile, remembered an
iTpe.rittive engagement, and hastened to take
his leave. ; , - '
'Wm)," seen to- . enter, the ears ' for - New .
York on-the folloring day, and• nothing has
been heard of bias •
CHAPTER It
Of course the reader understands tiinirnxi
erickHarlowe:anii Mary, axe dearly,irrtriev
'ably in lore with each other by this
T!ie'Prior 44rk . hela W , on his way to the tent
bribe fair girt arnt-ilit lOW thing has Teen
liY - the manly ittraCtionii the no-.
- •- •
ble soul ofLint mho offers incense before lan.
• 13y,the-worid if. woad balleensed gram:
trkted Afti,ne, for ninth. 104
wltli thirdaughter cif his artsfoehitin:enipliiy;.•
Sc;inu yride:_iiptdd,skt it was ungrate
tal, is. him Alas to,sp' iritAwa,Y ea:actions
as csandiStr: girl 4;• slew his 3pOsition. and.
joreereeiisiii4 noeiratteetibiieweithAega tabs
her husband.
The quagio areitillepea.to the twOit.
'WWELT 30MINAL—DEVOTED T.O POLITICS, NEWS, 4TER4TpR, ittGeNtrimix St:lll7CE,,,arrligfilatTAL-
He may debate them to his entire whiffle:
Lion); Slr. Danvers, either because be was
more sensible than the majority of the ads ,
tocratic merchants of the-day, or for some
other equally potent . reason, neglected to
make any fuss about the matter, and suffered
the clerk to woo and win his daughtd, with
out even remonstrating against the base wick
ed ness Of the-act.
Bat Sophia was deeply grieved by her sis
ter's folly, as she teemed it; and used all the
arguments in the range of her shallow soph'-
istry to - dissuade her from the folly and mad
ness of wedding a clerk. . • •
Mary win obstinate. The only exucse she
offered in palliation of flagrant misdmennor,
was that that she loved him, and if she loved
him, and if she loved a scavinger, she- would
cling to him with the last breath she was
,
permitted to draw. .
A ring r 'exclaimed Sophia, one day
*hen matters appeared to have taken a de
cided turn. - -
• Well I suppose'you are engaged. -
' We are, Sophia,' replied Mary with face
radiant' with happinesi. •
' And you intend to be Married!' •
' Certainly we do--tbat is the end of an
engagement:
• My conscience to think that , - the (laugh
ter,of a merchanCrince .should bee,ome the
wife:of a noot insignificant clerk.
• ,Nothing very alarming about it Sophia;
it would't be half so ridiculous as another
daughter of a merchant prince becoming the
wife of an ex-journeyman barber'. I be
lieve Mr. Augustus Fitzherbert was your
beau ideal of what a fashionable husband
ought to be; •
•
The impostor I
• lam at-feast sure that Fredrick is not
an impOstor—a' humbug, 'one who would
not be likely to assume the 'character of a
Perhapi not: But pray, sis, when do you
intena"to becdme the wife of this counting,-
room cherub
' The day has not lieen fixes. yet-:-in the
spring probably. • • . , ,
'And may I ask•what you intend to .do
with yourself I Ilissalary is:Only a thousand
dollara a year::
We . can.. get along very well on that
sum.
s Yes I suppose so ; and live in some ten
footer in a dark alley 4.1
little cottage:
a nice little cottage:" brawled So
phia, in derision. 0 Sis. I will show Too
how to live when . I get married. None of
your nice little cottages for me.' But I won
der when the new partner is"coming
' Papa told me this morning that. he had"
deferred the -arrangement till next spying,
and that the gentleman would attend to his
business of the South, as heretofore.
how provoking : I have been reserving ,
my affections on purpose for him; I mean
to 'make a conquest of him iii _just one
month'
How foolish you talk, Sopby ; 'one would
tbirik you bad entirely forgotten your maid
en delicacy.
Pooh!. I'm, jesting, its between us.'—and
Sophia relapsed into a reverie,.which , we are
almost.sure, related to the,aforesaid new part
ner, who was not only a nice young man,
but was to put fifty thousand &Hats into the
concern when he became a partner.
' The win'ter passed away and spring came.
Fredrick and Mary were to be married in a
few days. Mr. Danvers to the infinite cha
grin of Sophia had readily consented to the
Match. The proud' sister, thought in the
natural gOodnes.'s of her heart She would not
have had a little opposition to save appeiran-
- The brid,tl.day:c.ame; andaTteiTthe - i
mony bad betn . perfortned, the. happy party
-started for their newresidence in the sub'urbs.
Sophia,: Who acted as bridesmaid, was to
Company ;them. .
• 4 That, la the cottage, exclaimed the
Wide. , -
That —a cottage ! why, Mary, it is a pal
ace,:• replied Sophia, in utter astonishment,
fur sbe . oerer bad interest enough her - sis
ter's a ffair=, to - go and see her _
resi
dence: , •
The carriage mopped • before the door,
which was half hidden behind a Fine-laced,
Portico, and the party:alighted, 1
The place.waa a perfect paradisiond many
were the econiurns lavished upon it by the
bewildered S4hia.
You cannot think how surprised I was
when - I first -beheld it,' said Mary, when she
and Sophia were alone. It seems more like
a dreani of fairy lafid than reality. But
Fredriat is so very- odd about these things'
I should think that he wail why Sis,.it
will certainly ruin hint, a poor„ clerk, oti
thouhaud dollars-salary: _ .
he knows- hest; he 'says the rent is
nothing.' • . •• ,
74: 'Nothin indencl • but it will eat ti • his
poor pit:save;
, Well I tome given him aiessoo CO extrav
agance but be only. laughad in my faoe, ;and
*Lid he knew whit' he was about:' ' • •-•
But here ate Fredrick and Whir"; 'filth
finre papa has been "a:vl4l9g k
lekanese
,110 Afoot riot kook* , the
had piodueed-lipoirafal . efit", I said
Bittllcaleette 'sit:w:ber tniebizedli ismiEist 'poittiv
What!' beautiful bower evishapi Sep.
morose;. : s l.l4 . rolpinti' (iattittli,. feiptlit -• (C . tqs),il::,:r of,* i i,:',,V‘ro,ll4tet '4;'-::_1A,_5.,,
We intend. to, live out of town, in a nice
pb;a, as Fred riak ; Hiukrwe. 'joie ed litt*
grou - • . •
t,. . .
. , -
1, A'fit nest for my pretty bird: replied' the
► husband gaily, as he aackled. ttie: blusbing
wife nailer the chin.. . r
I should think your thOuseud dollen a,
year, would have to suffer some,' eaid,tiophia,
bluntly... • -
0; yen' father boa ben,.very good as, to:
elevate me a peg, , so.that I can w,ell afford t o .
incur the expenses.'
Yes my child,' interposed, Mr, Deavere,,,
you know I said sostiethieg, =about enter,
taining an angel unaware. Sophia,jlr:Fred
rick Harlowl is the new partner !' r,
What - an abotninable .areal, papa; Fit
warrant you told Mery . of it in the begit4ng,
and she has been busy.nntil thedied is done.,"
said SOphia, with an: abundant good humor_
" ay, she knew nothing of it
_till a few
days
_before his marriage. This was all Mr.
flailowe's whim. He Inuit explain it for
himself." - r•
M. Harlow() did attempt to explain his.
motive in entering the, family incog, but. it
a lame explanation. —Probably the reader;
who readily penetrates the secret thoughts et
the hero .of our story, has already divined -his
motive. lie wanted s wife and 'bad-the
sense to seek for genuine goodness in prefer
ence to name and position.
From the United Stares Review.
A 'Yankee Pedagogue's-Ordeal.
nr =luau) 'nos y B. S. Qy Ecrr
• I fIAD once the hottor to act as the knight.
- of the birchen rod. But an orcleal,had to be
passed—the fiefy; trying ordeal of An exam:-
ination. The titue-wascappOinted, and thith
er I .repaired with ~the district ftinctionary i
my employer. found assembled' the honor
able Court of Judgement, ready to fulfil their
august duties. Let tne,..reader, in language .
of brevity desCribe the dignified committee,
of consequential looks. The Presbyterian
clergyman, wearing the deep SOlemnity. of
the Sabbath time—the "%past; looking
knowingly ftom 'oeith bis'.'specS; ready to
immerse me in a sea of perplexities:-.-the
Methodist, whose s..anntimoitious'bw scorned
heavy, with ponderous tie t iught--the corpu : .
lent Doctor, whose apothecary's ShOp in - his.
. .
pocket, grunting at every step—the 'learned
Esquire; versed in•the blind abstractions_ of
the. Old Lindsley. Murray, -and; the abbrevii 7
tions. Last ofall, the villiage who
seemed .to lola binasait ire- hook:
The room was thronged with spec-:
triton, to `see the master go it,' as they_ said.
The exercises wire opened with' - prayer by;
the Rev. Baptist divine: , The. - conclusion
. 91 . -
off hand ejaculations was in - these words ;.
Kind heaven, bless thy young servant. in in
structing, if he passes examination to . which
the brother Methodist responded Amen.'—
I - concluded, in my own bosom, that a failure
should equally demand a blessing. The Pres
byterian clergyman Commenced the' exam ,-
ination, with questions from the old '..Tohn
Rogers Primmer.' Sir.' said he, when did
sin come into the world
When God gave free will to-u►an,' , ' I re
plied.
Relate the fall of. Sisent—the death of
Saul'
I declined doing so.
lIOw so, sic t'said
.lie
' Why, sir,' I replied,' I am not on examin
ation fur khnissiun tu the ministry:.
h Matters nut,' rejoined the - clergyman
you should understandthe principles' •of . di
,
so that - you could satisfy the inqoiring
mind, at request. Divinity should go , Wind
in,hand with science , and when the mind
becomes learned, it-will also be good. Sei- ,
epee bows her lordly brow only: to religion 1'
Thai's my mind,' said the Baptist.
i_4 l, artmalty_accord with your views, brOth
er added the Methodist,
Come, gentlemen, proceed, proCeed `don' t
d
night with ethiesl . said - the -Doe-
The Baptist brother, after • arranging his
dignity in the form of it . white cmvat. com
menced. ' Sir,' said he, & what, is language I'
• The telegraph of the mind, I replied. - '
Incorrect, sir, incorrect ; 'Os 'they utter
ance of articulate sounds., and r - ' n:ish you
would confine yourself to the•text.
I was on the point-of informing him :•thato
it would •be an approximation- toward
better if he would take - his own tequest . ,fci
heart and stick to the text.
But,' continued be, what are
Thoughts, journeying to do reverence to
God,' I answered, • • • •
Too Utopian for my. comprehension,' _re
plied he. I was then delivered over;
Methodist divine. Said , he, on a. high kph
what dos e A. M. ataad for? D.D. ?:.$:-.Ll" _
eet., ect. - - :
As-I was about to answer, a little red - haired
urchin, suiting the words to a quinek
Awry 1r• - • P*.o4er . what 4
Aram ; : _Shameful, shameful ,!, that ,ist thie
ealightened_tra so little reverence ist . paid to
reverend station.. The niiniiter'fele quite
alAsbed 'at,SOsuiiden - an iuthit - 4ilo'ry, :and:
gayersty; to cliliuMel..- - _ , litumpitkaii,:,ijetlnst
sane, Ankeierlaryglipelaa, -.1:111k - lott ;this ,
imPortontstiestimne-tiO tripnesall l sria air 1
mind the necessity eit"ittitriktiitt'vAtii Irtil
pils in the prineitliii - Or pliyaitili4y,' condo
- t : • 4
11 : 11 atIR,0094LrA P.
amatloalutOo.aohoutteeebregolvicrikitwoitee;
concluded that they bore about th'Poiletriol
latidit as talvatieu.
• The, venerable Wing' the algal
ty•Oflxia honorable iequiiitiod :to
continue the mom :examination: Commen
cing nt :the pieface Murrfe Gnimmarivith
much panfloaity; &teemed not pistil , he had .
interio gated me ibs every
Such was his seal in Syntax, that: he leaped
the.,Finis' into a giammatieal world of his
own.: • Titei.4quire elcee4. his examination
by-asking Me io define a period, to, eall
up and see bii; guise, „.. ;
•
Thasilliage pet,tifogger, - full of: legal WM,
&Mimes satid,_'Sir, who coricoote,d .the
tee:Deelarationof Indistomdenr.e! • Who.an.;
nibilated nulilleat!ozi in; this glorious . Union"! 1
Who was,the homortad Blackstone,. that con
cocted taws for theindverse and - Grestitritaa I
I should-have concluded. that oar lawyer' I
11810 an X, C., had .I :not beau otherwlse • in-'
fortned‘.l The examination had beerrcotnple- ,
ted, the legal . examiners.haviug retired into
an 'adjoining apartment to deliberate. Du-
ring -their absence, whisperings arose aini-ma;
:the crowd. ',".Wondei if , he'll pieta' they
gin.him hard'un ;" he'll go it :" clang him,
he's got the real
,Simmon-pure grit: Soou
the committee returned, a perfect ittIOIDX atif
law, gospel- and' medicine.; The . tetras:end
Pmsbyteryian actor,' as chairman, or :rather
as the oracle of_the tritanml of brains. Said
he, Sir, after much. consideratieu and de
libe ation, we have concluded to award you
a certificate; should you not. succeed as an.
instructo,,,wo shall feel compelled,e,roficio,
-to diselkarge you from the position we have,
conferred upou you‘'
Hump I hump I one questson more, one
question more,,''said the Doctor, with a med
ical squint. - ' Were a child t,'› disobey,
would you chastise him l'•
'lndeed, sir, I would,' I replied.
Blast ye, you wouldn't .me, , ; growled an
urchin in the corner. , _ .
FlUtuph . !huruph .; stint up,' eir, shut up,
or I"llphysie you,' replied the doctor
,gruff
ly. 1„
Coine on, you can't 'catch me, ' you. old
puffy pill-pedlar,' rejoined I"recocityl, taking
a hasty departure. , - -
` . l3ut,' added the,Reverend 'Methodist ; '
suppose you will open your school with pray-,
er
The question was a stumper, as t the Iloo
sier SUSS ; but. I thought I should be regard
ed as a heterodox, if I refused to . answer ; so
'replied that prayers amonglittle urchins in
the School roo`.n would be answered by paper
w 3 41..-., instead of a blessiag. -
Yes, yes uniph , added the ,Doctor,
- • h
' the atuen would be the' echo of a popgun:
continued Ole legal s...calmal am ,
, 'praying in school to diminutive -children is
like proclaiming glad tidings . of salvation to
&Vanilla infants in the tabernicle. I, sir,
have seen ministers look reverential 'anathe
mas at infants in the sanctuary' ' •
Well, well,' said tbe Esquire,' it's getting
late rather guess we had better adjourn!
' Let us iniplore.god's
. hlessing,' Said the.
Methodist.divine.
I will giVe his ,ver batim, for the benefit of
such township feactionaries:; Hisao-
en, we" thankthee fur this p)easipg_itite'rview
with thy young servitat give bfraielisdom
fiona thy botility to discharge every duty'
in the great dranaa4 ; make him
in.strumeptAtin giving mor,ni , ton9 to Cheherp
of life . , for spher es of. usefulness'and honor;
aqd .when weary pilgrimage is der, re
ceive.ls at thought's baugaet_iallparen.'
_ .
At the concluo‘on_uf.this elegant ~offerlngi
each arose and bestowed-on -Ale friendly con-
Ail o
were anxi o us that I should
find opportunity to giie thetiart visit Tot each
was blessed with loving daughters, except the
legal gentleman who was to pompons foica
pid to assail:
After' passing the evening 'adietis, took
my departure with 'the ;district- cmimittee;
my employer. - We . soon -
Apselied his rebi
.4...0u1., 1... 1 )4411 * MI L ! *bere'sun
beattrA evirn/aWitd-.14
blasts. On entering,-tile committee introdu
ced me toihic raisanct her eyes,
nor -eVeir biuved Om Compliments of thi;e4n
i og,- bnt sat cold' and gloomy ; (nailing mit.:
rimonial "du tp;-:.rouki ng eraill;V .At last ;she'
said, furninvo her bolo* (imam • what
-9n airth Jyoli bring the school waiter'
home fori-Hisky t didn't I toll yen that ther4i
Faint ;nothing in - the house:west; but codfish
andTtirnips I . arid. sei'for beilig torinentetil lei
death; as tune n& I - buint got children' to iserid
to schoot f t wont ; fa ,tiieill b Tam Aiscour
siged, so ..,-;-lks itill i ' hush '.- 0, d-e 414 me!' '
continual she, !limb ; .or JO . boi your- ean r ,
addiessing tho jewel.: '.lcould, not' cauceive
hoir_ such- a . littledelic.ate structure of birtitim . ..
iti. eonld litandoeture-suelt. thunder. - .110
mole of,u-iiiolling 100011131` anti squulhai bit-
by shouhl:beintroduced :xi- ,the' eirb , bitia
.iii . , l
nookurnal.esit orchestra... A , tornadd,toliowed
bYAL , .) , Paie of , Lb kinder; Ofrruwaud - iive , ';noPft- :
tab!oft.a!thquAkeir_mplijipiWid:by rho,nutters :
don WA' would faikl‘o arrive..,nt, y rk ' , shallow:l
of:ccgsWifiCtul:o3-11 1 ,4•11954, PorSIWI,Th‘
nxkleP APlW 4 ,94 l tifnled PA:Veld t :4aq;
and 'ißrincY.4o linkiqt braid •fill,i-COultrels
ci,u"9 OP agel4:4l o, licoll. if F.::•:$44C 'I :.,. .-{4014,
‘v , 0 an whets( 4ie 4that. it obilillvily- ,
,-
Fr• i tiilt44o4.RY4. , 44Pr.;; iv i ikt muithisns4tar
Af-01,416f24.9kir i-.41!_ lesuw...oot...#kipip-rits
lee4q-Ai*0rt...74.44PA1104017P0r 4wrttl-if,
4.4 - i#-.! 7PP1144.11fh4if.C.144 lltostrah,. Alatilic
jOs 44*Pirlt.n fin 5 1)1et.V. , ,./!11,..-1.1 .17 1-'l , ',-
_,...inliq4ChlnVM:i./0 1 444-1-
I think it iookstAkislioger t ' 4ftidtibil!.....
' tile 111114M091442Zntr allr "
Wn:s 1T04,44/444AtitiVOIllikare
,ciect*
,to
tott kniti, airr if
lidy while I prepare yon Bon a refreshzieonta;'`'.break*: Aliielnir lira& Atith
and ter cheeks'were radiant - riityOnt breakftisf;'hittiseirftiM_hWa r
enconiums will qii;.ll'fforieriiiiiWil , the titaehltii twi l it be
charge of a scold's patent battery._ That ba:=
6 3 , 1 0 616 like:you tnicrridedtroi;cl4ol• eel! ly ,
for • ' I reat,dOifee - -hi;thi .hrossned.hotucgpwr
The,soft soar/ banner is. unfit/led , 1
It 'rules- the heart,: it. rules-tha_swild: ,
.Who, would tear tiust;bigmez,clusstii.:, , )
- And write on woman%chgekTlA.frolci
..;
.I, ;lucid clieerfull sg .re omepd l *
to., • .jseda-1
g9gues genera l ly, that Osey
hie; and inform, their minda in relation to-4ile
baby_ parlance. A Pedagogut_weil
veiled in the infant vocabOary will bei_deay- ! ,
ly Joied by dearly :beloved
ceae Aubrie,,nza-rau'a tabirc tables;
are the jahlegoguels Tefiqie in hour,. of need.
God bleatithe.,,peciametue
Taukee fa aCeal Screed:
In order to load, the coal boats: - ob the Loy , l
high Canal, a short but steep inclined. ' plane,
of about one hundred and :fifty. feet,in length ,
is made at the chute whiell runs front ;st-sifil:
tion on' Choi:slide Of the tztountsitt-04. si-farge
cikular ; revolving. soNee, which three
, -,bits , thre
bugs chatolwro,:ibtougb witiob.cosi %any ;
sizoo,is shot, by souppVrs, into• fast as n;arty,
boata,waiting for different descriptions of the
article..
A, few:months since, ,a Yankee,
quisitive, !At more verdant . than n :Yankee ;_ ,
should heigained the station house_and.gafr.
act with wonder at the 'contrivances. :Ho
particularly admired the swiftness with Which
the loaded car descended and' emptied:
load, and the velocity with which itlethrued
to give place to anothiir,. •,! --
Shortly his attention was attracted by see....
ing klabore.r mount upon thelull c rsabout:
to'rnake the descent , - . • -
"going to slider inc o ir g d
" Yes 4 going to chute r wou't .3rott go:1"
." Wall, !guess I'll stop a.bit, and see how
you do it." - - - -
Tht; car saiftly deseentletl i and ere it reach-
ed- the hopper, the passenger jumped off safe
ly.
"Do you do that °Len !" inquired he of
one of thelabo!ers in the station house.
"Oh, yos . nontinnaily, „"--:w . as the' . waggish.
answex, " You know- most 41. the - . boatmen
are single men,-and as they have, orders for
fitrnily 'coal; we arrays -sentidowit a married,
man with-every ear of that-kind, anti. te , :et
'ens know:'
" Wall, acilv„ . siu tell,' uttered: the :ex tern
wan.
The mom the Yankee leokea. at _the iipp
ractia..Ahe_txtore (14 1101).uorpe cenvjncedilmt
it would be a great thing, . P - g0,,,,00wn the.
steep in that way, something that he -mould
tell "to ' -
. Plucking up courage, he npproacheArtke
superintendent.
~ •
"That heats sliding down it i",
I spoe it does.
"tow couldn't let a teller go down could
you r
you • •
"* Whv, do von thin Could itimp off
in time .r •
",oh, yes, reckoned considerably of a.
jumper—jumping doe& me good. I :once
jumped off a' haymow thirty feet high, 'and it.
Made rue so suple that ►am given ,in be
the' heal dancerin , that '
4 Well,'•get on,-nnd talcu,eare yOlifself."
Stidclettly; the 'ear nioved off, and OM-friend
found - the speed . _ so fearful, aiid• the deelivitl
so treat that, he wit. 4 fcireed-to 'stoop idcmit .
and g rasp the vehicle fof;s4port.:
place where the taboter had leaped :off ens'
reached, but the Yatiiree was not in' 'a:posi
tion jmnp ; had to' hold' on ;•'atid run;:
,ning flown descent theetitries-rii•litift
that which he had cnme, trsuddenOlitdeishot
the bolt, anewith tt Violent - foiee, - - - outi''went
the contently 'Yankee indludeai , into - the hop
" Murder! get put 'stop cor‘tp - I" •
ibutftetrourpr . o . „ - las' he. felt sii4tO g
Jii the hopp er ; to the eilinder.
stop the,consarnlTll . be killed
...the'
motive power of .the conssute. was- water ;
Which bad no'sympathi with those - Who pur- ,
sue knowledge under ditfleuitiei,:
who. tlaW W43re.p 4 ; ine-inUch:Cen!„
vulsed with lingliter . to yield assistance.:
to the screen he; blidlanding , ofit -, the,top. us:
he' felt himself • revelvidg-: with the
grasPed the wire in
I hint4lf fronil being rolled -I"
g -
Around the wheel' ha weut and *fir Ai es(
sensibilities were tontihed .4t"
shower Hof th° 'teal' dist, Siddledthrough fro*:
all 'Vie - ohinit;tlis , ••= !‘`
managed` to: et, one eye opep, and :,•'•
with 404, 1 4 tltal;kbe.aylinder,was,only ahaut:
Afteetr . feet in-length, and. he-forced his; way- ,
f?iirittd . iti the
. 0401* ju a 644 . 11 1.1 1 4 11 ,4t 11 41'.ki
‘ the next time he reaphed the L hottom;lte mak
'shot tint .of , :daiieuttpar into"litt-,-boat,lie
-00t1r.4 the etteintsA.cet . litalibier,,lSVltfi'
li g t ef
!TO; a°_ol4 h nillg".z,
0 4.14,',u4034,1 ? the 4rt'pus , ,,C4iik:ofesr-Rudi
survellifirhis eiresspfaimi and biaiaatti,,,hattl:
. red, wretched and Cut pmbs, he "
rsiie his'
biflrogibiLi44fairtviiTliditrat
)01ifillithParlirtik over -thP '
.its t
Nbiabiti - ailtilWfby Ai x tt 7 =:
t aiti , r) 1 2,4- trif.,m,i-: , q1;41,
ier • r
. 4i ';° lll 009 • * 41 f 0 00 9 -*:
haa• a 4 telrlONWßia n iA hturit .09 1 1*
le. liss mites
:~ ~.
!...47r.; ; ;';71.'ii, , 51:,i 'az*
1., y :% ..
g chime :
12 - 4(Ager 51.z.. -'!"'T- .1,
home mane tnat conies to you, ns osalcvt ,
Wrkze`-aig
'fl.atiOr z
" 1 44 , - 111461,7:yelliiir;''leWeitly,iireei:Qt:! -
iiio 116 r fiotiaiikcn:tl' .fa''v:t ;
qt • - I .
eni):4t.eoffel'js It,Oittoi*Or .4"
and will:evitiiseiben i -alC:litiaiinfakii
One :diawS *Oitiffij trir ,
fia6int
for no entea tico'
dies. ;1 -.t 7-
Dot nTh t send a sweet °norm& %poet to. ,
-tbaliostnis."
I _, •.: - •:••••'-
The fonowingiffilinatnuttfitafrilik - Ariar
tines Lepo t)tdiecittil vtiVietieitgaitti. fait)
being
, •
druflk Ince the plipriWacilifsior.
L aw i n blitw.york.:
" Mr. Sappir%tcier,*! . Wdid you imrclias•
your liquor. 't °" one place I
VOW
I wish to know is;' th pahieiilat ` c , St*'
store;oi; Itote -- I,4terei -
tier i" `‘ 6 Ton&t . iie
~TSa
re s a out as many bat•TOOrns
tlisi's'customeis" s" At„'-'how: Mit' - ii,raiat.
'did you drink r .-41-17 S i "
'44 i : rUtiC ai :healotiank-Lbu t -liercirelit a tt.
drzink'ivnuit or twiste out - ofri bottitithittl
brought _ - the froth!. illenoy.":WNW I -
did 'yon purchase the iiquortthat Yeulia4 - ie
tifietied cOtiliroui Or-That 'Tatlittedi - Mit;
union . ; the , -bar=rooms."'; M'Wir l at kinci of IL!?
nor did ichtl:. - drink r""'ilfeortii:
I never drink any oilier iand: `-Y sbbaldd'
have drank tfist liut 1 'etas : most
weak: I was right sick-Tor -
Itwo efter"l set-here:. itlienglit ram,
would I Warrii - Inisttimmuntr. "
use of askin''' - ill,tll:4AnieSii - onar - "The rea—
sou by..l4w'a..person fouri3 Aritnik"
i oblige: topltateslhere lle ,prpogre4l4o9llAfti,
..
! if-he keelvs." ,' Well, I 490 1cq431-VU.,S
you've got_ throug4.Nyi j oilfl,497 t':. , " IF.4_
quile r sir. i , You oro'tot*Ltenctollats t :i!, ; o:?% . 44.
do voi, gall th.it'ir' doixii i ill% dein iiiitAlook,
1 t. 1,, ~ spiir, lyith.,
, ; _..tßgt,vp,il i ;,;,...P.,16„- ; d1k: ,
t '4applivon j.. 5 . ,.. tlt
. -It# : !.. ,ff.7l4 7 ,i,jtkliff
1-1 9'sP -1. ": !',-.Tes C lr ib il P , P ; 4 2 4l4l A4 .l :4l 4reti
1.41!•5a4.,\11e.9101Fie handed 'th.e , elerkiP '1.
ea a .'
• • - "r g,
V- "-I it'..Pc's'A 14atI L ,101 1Mr*,1 , ,ru;`; l' , - ,
t 4 . ii 3's all' ri ght, . sir. You ,ittfe:ciO'w free;', Efir,
I.lOpe this 'wilt. he' illess4ftc67,c,ii.n7 - iirii;iTc
1 6 ), Judg e , the iPC3 -I *ne . 4 for tee'-,i4itiiiiiiiiii
:El ' the West:to emigrate to T,i;it Sla4-.iiief .
co!'eli 1 "" " P**l:4 . i . jiotl;',*i.'4o44;oll
- S'iPiiiiigten 6 1i,ella th - d'O il iiil,l l 'fiiiiirit
outside tt/elxii:
_Pe:t en 9.,. e Y: AS.
.: -
then..,.. 4 , 4 41 4 ~.; f t ti p oi
1 'aria said--",4iiiii t e,' if ..th4r 0 snii : Lsiii44fisW
chewin fobaeltei; I It*: - itii r i l iiciiat*iii, A' ,
more ill On ' l'hur:tjtft' * C.latil.". , '' mil: -.• - I til6t- )
iOu th.in ioixte *his 'alit% 'lig.ii . teiienc fa
t)ir'huisOets, the 'court iobl= ii ieCeoi."'? -e '-," °
,:;.. ~-_ ',..,': „.• ; , ::,...:CE ..i-ik.. , ,tozott._
. - • • • • . •• ,
Wi
• I:km4a. ':=•:The edit& of thelfedinir• . J
bitne, r ideilily lik:ne Celt A'ierabkiliAitisiii
of Dunkiik' ' In - repit - to'''a ":finifewfart*
ie`,iii;-iirittercbt.i brother . : lniiiiLiMiotolhittit
dis'ectirsertli tins'e -'.,_ 1,- -:-'' =1 ,t10.1447,:-, itlq
i;3t the edltbr`qiiii - . 4 ailist4naii.,i4i -
night at' ene'etilie - Diniiiilf6W--Wit tali
Oat . a - reiulir. PPfiltiii Inek -41 7 r -i fiff.
kirk bed..witibiiiklikillif aid" r 4 614
btig% 'and' pay i - Dunkirib&Od Siii6li MOP
kirk hotel-keeper`} l iftii,ltil.totialfir4 •
has iiiii4to' lie hiiiitalto itiCtettiithitO -
6U'ilkiii:atimati,'4li t oiedAreadvihrldthik
Bhantiea - ,4idetlionitlitDriiiiiiikatititilXikidi
. ' . ' -
at the peor;' Wretched 'Dun 'I
r -
liishnefi, :tiiiiii i fa'`iontatt cwith!•-Dtrakirlit -
grabatera:—:•alld,'-alfer hi3 - iiinirtitut_iiike Atli
rounds and seen lkinkiik takslia3ifier•kiail ..
come home and writes Dunkirk lkilikfPf, , 4oiii
dinisionis;:lif ‘wi.4l-rilia-apiptiirfer's bifill#
anti-write with orty , ,it....aar ,
L it
neigilber..atairj'eu der3rlagreemitlxrwthiti
} 1) itiiki ii ii the . tnostGod-fehuarewmariglonag .
thtititt a sioyiivgaik..iitits , lidiat• Csporgend
. we iirilPretraer 'and 'aeknodiedgalikweitairicre
o f 4 our re b o ki..it - :,..i'1:1 .1..}'•:47.!;' , -i--,..6 -el. , tam.ts •
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