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How little reeks it where men die, When once the moment's past, lo which the dim and glazing eye Ilse looked on earth its last; Whether beneath the sculptured urn The Coffined form shill rest,' Or, in its n akedness, return • Back to its mother's breast I Death is a common friend or foe, different men may hold, Aroi at its !amnions each may go— The timid and the bold, Dot *hen the spirit, free and warm, Deserts it, as it must, What matters where the lifeless form D:solres again to dust Isere sweet, indeed, to close oar eyes _ With those we cherished near, ad, wafted upward by their sighs, • Soar to some calmer sphere : But whether en the scaffold high; Or in the hank's ran, '►be fittest place where man can die, Is where he dies for man. A Memory. 'Twos far into the night. The lours were passing on swift wings nix/ how Like fleeting and Shining angels did they pass Fuming the flame of love. We gazed upon The beanty of the dark heaven. It was A mind to the beauty in our hearts. !oaten were the reflected radiance Of lore thoughts, its far depths the deep and soft- Expansion of the canopy hung o'er Life's glorious Eden as it swept away, All cloudlessly away ie the night Of earning years. Her bosom roso and fell Within the narrow circle of my arm Aad round each nerve deliciously they went The minions of her throbbing heart to mime. Ile hind dropped o'er my shoulders and it drew My cheek . toward it unconsciously. She leaned behead upon my bosom and looked off Ws the starry beauty of the sky. There Ira no cloud upon the dark Lillie heaven, Theresa" no cloud within oar radiant hearts, And we were happy in each other's love. Oar homing thou& hts were almost audible la the domed stillness, yet we spoke no word: 0 no: we :poke no word. It needed not e utterance of words on that sweet night, As is stood there alone beneath the tree That bad so often thrown its waving veil "(pleasant shadows o'er to before, ith not a single voice but the sweet sigh tfutors's wandering zephyrs to undo .e reigning eolitude, and with no eyes scotch us but bright angel's eyes—l say tended not the utterance of words 1 , that sweet night to tell the holy love That had come down from heaven and taken op ts dwelling place forever in oar hearts. gsttizonor4; fnus. SOLOMON SWALLOW. e Woman tamer--' Bale a Wife and hare a Wife. , Solomon Swallow was a bachelor, and a sty one, too; but nevertheless he had made p his mind to one thing; that he was the on "man living -who had attained any knout_. ge of the sublime art of taking care of a lie ' All married men are dolts,' was Solo . Dlf 9 constant asseveration. 'There, for in ..tance, is my neighbor, Tom Tangible; his ifs maim a sort of three legged stool of him; shoves him in one comer, and sits on him, d walks on him, as if he was nobody in the house ; while he, poor man, takes it as if it asthe most natural thing in the world. Now hat I were only Tom Tangible ; I'd first write • series of matrimonial rules ; and if Mrs. T, .idn't abide by them I'd submit her to the 'holesome discipline, of bread and water and padlock; and mayhap brighten her ideas, - aching her conjug,atduties, by the applica •aof a good rawhide. And thered a h again are Everett Easy, Dick Snooks, anost morn others in the same condition ; but I, rin the v that will set them all right, if they'll only 4vr my example, after I've condescended to rare some female with the legal claim to title of Mrs. Swallow. trace Solomon Swallow. , 'Well Solomon,' said a neighbor to him one a,ring,' how comes it that you =allot mar ' , „"„ aY, because I have not yet perfected my tau. Yon poked your head into the noose out making any preparations, and hence ktEverly makes what she likes of you.— tlgo to work logically. I begin by stud rag Utearndite work of Zingulirazo, 'On e philosophy of a woman's holding her 'cp.' I then read several treatise on the rdel of bread and water discipline is making nod Shakspeare's Taming of a '`brow; furnished me with a few excellent tleal lessons. And lam nowgeneraliting ••Illicirsysteeos int o one, • which shall carry sr army in all future generations, and eon ert the Plague of matrimony into a blessing.' In the course of a year or so,' added Solo my rules for the regulation of Woman, inteod to publish it) will be completed, and a I shall take me a wife.' And Solomon was as good as his word, for Te battle age of thirty-five (feeling prepared to to any woman in or out of the land . 1 1 -l u-ous) ho got married. At this impor 12„itnod Solomon was a puffy, .comfortable 7,! 4 f. little fellow as you'd meet in a dirs fdr albeit the 'brown of his head never Nil five feet from the sole of his boots, . 1111 of Proportion that would have dOne • those Alderman or even a Lord Mayor : 11 ! 3 Ygait, especially when walking with ;;rkqiu the likeness of a woman, was as 448 a Sultan's; while at, such times t'llehaace assumed an expression that 4 , T nol have brooked the approach of famil. The lady whom Solomon hadchosen "ntr half,' was apparently a lamb. f i C it t rre, so that the', chances, were very tife,,the would not onlyfro be a tractable r,... 11, at Solomon would require no hnlp No :listein to make her so.- " ellomon had the forbearance not to in. _ terrore with his lady's aayings and doings :on the wedding, nor is it received that he assent ed especial authority on the next night either, but about 6 - o'clock next Morning, ho softly intimated to his sleeping partner that iI Wu time to get up, 'and' he added, 4 when break. fast is ready, you may call ,me, • but- be sure and not burn the toast.' j ~ , . ! . 'Breakrist and toast,' said Mrs. -SwalloiY, ' why what do you mean 0 , ~ . ' ' - f ' ' Why, my dear, I mean Imidarn, that I. lutve_ begun my system' I • : -•,. J -- 'And won't You_get up stool' Yes when breakfast is ready, and my stock. in aired!' • H • , . • 1 Mrs. Swallow was about to reply,. but she checked:herself, ns'she was ashamed te say much to him on so short an riequaintanee.— ! . But though-in the present instance she did precisely as she was bid, she resolved in her heart that it.was the last time she would .get, up at 6 o'clock in thn Morning :to prepare breakfast. . - •. 1- -: • At 8 o'clock, everything being ready,:Mrs. Swallow called Mr. Swallow. • ' ' Breakfast is ready;'Mr. Swallow! ' Is the toast made r 'Yes.' - ' ' ' Not burned l'. ' ' No.' 'Are my stockings aired r I ' Yes.' 1 1 •: ' You'll do,', quoth l'irr, Swallow,: arid to breakfast he went, - . hiving first received the services of the blushing Mrs.' Swallow to as: sist him in - dressing. • 1 - ' The breakfast, however did not tarn out to be the thing it had been cracked up for. The toast was done a little too mu'cit,: and tea wasn't done quite enough, the ship bowl; was at the wrong end of thO tray, and therol were several crumbs on the carpet. i ; ' 'These things call for improvement,' ob.' served Mr. Swallow. , I ' : . ' The servant hasn't been here this mor ning,' ' observed Mrs. Swallow. , • , , 'Servant,' returned Solomr, 4 I dis c harged her yesterday. You don't t., sink I can afford', to keep aservant and a wife , 00. .• , ". - Tho lady. was again prised, and she said nothing, bat the day wore its close before she could believe that Mr. Swallow had actu ally made use of the tennsi‘servant . and 'Wife' in the same sentence. ' • • The next morning at 6 o'slock,Mr.S*allow again informed his wife that it was time to get up, coupling the remarkwittt -the suggestion that in future she must save him the Amniale ' of reminding her of so necessary a duty.. Mrs. Swallow, howeVer behefitted nothing by this soft insinuation, for act the moment she either was, or pretended to be, fast locked in the arms of Morpheus. 'Don't you hear, Mrs. Sivallow quoth Solomon. But alas! a slightly conscious snore was the only revonse from Mrs. SW allow. Now this was a ticklish pint: with Solo mon, but he was prepared foipt. What says my sYstem on this headr he said to himself musingly. It says that a.lazY wife who lays a-bed in the morning, may be profitably remin ded of her duty by the jucliciohs applijeation of corcon pin.' And the magnificent idea had scarcely crossed the threshold of his brain, than he inserted the point of 4 huge Pin Into the right arm of the sleeper. j As might be expected, the intended effect instantly follow ed the cause, for the astonished Mrs. Swallow sprang from her bed as though she had been thrown from it by an earthquake. But alas! her agility was too strikinglyranifested, for she not only all but annihilate poor Solomon in rolling, over him. but she dashed his patent lever from the nail which suspended it to the I wall and broke the dial into a thousand pieees. What a dreadful dream itjaculated Mrs.: Swallow, pressing her left hand on her worm ded arm. What a dreadful reality, slacinted 3lr.Svval. low, contemplating the fragile ruins of his de• molished time piece. • r ._ Here we pass over the interval between this occurrence and the time the happy!pair in question were seated at breakfast. . . 4 Now, Mrs. Swallow, seeing-that I can't al ways be awake to call you up in the morning, or eat burnt roast, or drink raw tea, &i.,1 it is time I began to instruct you in your And what are those, Mr, Swallow?''' 'Be silent, madam, if you please ; not to talk but t, listen, is one of the most immgrtaat of them.' • . • 'Proceed, sir.' • . • • And Mr. Swallow, looked daggers at her fof the second interruption, and proceeded) - 'From six to eight you to get upi dress quietly, so as to create no, disturbancei t ; i light fire, air clothing, sweep . roquis, prepare Teak fast, and announce- the perfection thereof.— Eight till teq wash tea-things, make beds ' •ltub furniture and clean windows: Ten till tivelve, go to market and prepare dinner: TwOie to two devote to-dishwashing,: nweepinginp !and • rubbing furniture, Two. till sir, spinning, mending clothes and darning istotkings.l- • Sev en, tee. Fromfhat - time till nine, a- seeond course of mending and darning, rind then .to bed. And thisdaily - ermirie,' madam,' 'With a strict obse,rvanee of the rulen of gality, •decorum 'and-obedience, may .time enable you to:do honor to -the - choice Of hiti; Solomon Swrllow.. . .3' •• 1 •• Mrs. Solomon listened quietly to, la and then mildly inquired— • And .do you really eipeet lhis of me, :Mr • • • Swallow?' . - • - - -4 To be sure do; responded her sposi: 'Then youwill be andlYdisaPpointeir, fOr -I shall - do-no such thing: - • • 'No •- .• •3 - , -"rve a way to, inakoyom'' - • - • - 'oo o 7' -3, . Speen' Jocks; eliains; ao con Jude.' 'Mr. Swallow?' ; •• Whatr Yon - aie bratiil,'. And Mrs. Swallow : threw Iter,self.hic)t and looked desperate. • . , Now this' was Wciininx.":lla. Sirellow was called brute by his own fireside;l6l4,lWoist of all, by his own wife,;'•lle,==SOlOmiaitpWal low,. the celebrated founder of Matrimonial tibeerintions,.called.Whrutei and by no less a person thauldra.. Swallev4. first be Was astonished at such an OPetOnanl.; festatioriTof rebellion to.bis:royal'wil, gad he only looked . 'egliant tot,..*tko .116.'nettie' i himself he saw that siiiiiethiutmruit'bel 'done.] at ones or the fiatd- vas lost foreeer.::. You calleitmere.brute r lktris.Swalliiirr' • aid, Mr. &Yellow' • • = •-• • biota?' '..•••• A' brute ? - • mad and break things; `'As you - *Swallow did' raM,Vut '4l;xtolao sre Sonata, NAM g.ttinalatatis, Mannlp rafalatP).2. method. ;in' his ' madness, .for he seized the cheapesfarticle of delf that was on the table, pin old plate with a crack in it) and dashed , tnto'n thousand - pieces on the hearth, as if he was in altrem,endons_ passion. . • 'How do you like that, Mrs.,Swallosi Vastly, lir. SWallow, try it again' And-again he' did its (for - he had beeotne desperate,) demolishing the cream jug. - • "ow, said thelady, it is my turn,' rind _ jumping up, she sent the slop bowl to join its, tea table, companions. , This ofeourse wastoo much for Solomon ; it snapped asunder the last remaining chord of the little reason,be had left, and:-he slapped his helpmate on the right cheek, 'but scarcely had the echo of the blow died away ere the indignant dame Seized `the ten pot, and shiver a it into atonis'against - the head of thedeVo ted Mr. SivallOw : nor was this all,-for, ho was rolling heels over bead from the effects of the awful collision; she plied hint with the-re mainder of the tea traps, until there was Seareely a brine in his body that had not - re. 'coed the shock 'of cups and saucers and iounds of buttered toast. Unable to carry the war on any longer for that day,- Solomon gathered himself up as well as lie conld,and - vowingvengeance,he stuck his pipe in his mouth and his hands in his pockets, and. then commenced whistling a jig 'to the tune that the old Cow died of, looking as tho' ' he could bite a piece out of the, griddle with- , put setting his teeth-to an edge. His good lady, too, being determined to follow the ex ample ofler.lord and master - in other matters beside delf-breaking, pkeed a :chair back to back with Solomon's and after 'providing her self with a novel, sat herself down and began reading away as if there were ale such- thing beds to make, or stockings to mend in alt Christendom. ' Here the affectionate couple sate for six i mortal hours, each bent upon setting the oth- er down, and ruminating the while upon their respective positions. Iliad must be confess.. ed.that Mrs. Swallow had the best of the bar gain, for independent of Solomon's mangled head and parboiled neck and shoulders, he saw as plain as mud that the watch dial and the crockery must be replaced ; so that the reducing of the first chapter of this volumin. des system to practice, must be attended with an outlay of at least twenty dollars. This being the case,' I might as well be hunt- , fur a sheep as a lamb,' thought he, and with that `lie rose from his chair, stole gently out of the rborn, and turned the key on the gentle Mrs. Swallow. The turning of thekey made hei aware of his intention; and she rushed to the door, but it was too late: 'Not until 1 haveirept you here seven days 'dpon bread and water,' returned the victorious ;Solomon; and he went on his way rejoicing. But alas! how fleeting is human greatness h -in about half an hour he returned to see 'how matters stood, but he had scarcely• put his eye to the key hole, when he began to Del. !ow like a bull, for his' wife had torn every one of his fine linen shirts to pieces, to make a rope to let herself down from the window; not was this all, for, upon further examination, he discovered that Idle had thrown down a va riety of chair cushions, bode, ite., into the yard, to make her decent, safe arid easy, -- 4Oh chop fallen Solomon Sliallow. . The archives of the Swallowsl i are silent as to the remaining -occurrences of, this eventful day but on the very next mdrning, about seven o'clock, 31r: S. popped his head out from under the blankets and said, ' Mrs. Sw,allow --dear,—isn't it time to get up?' Yes,' returned the lady, 'and yon may call me when you have lit the fire and put on the kettle.' Poor Solnmen ! there was no alternative; so he set about the work with an alacrity which showed that he had the dread of a bro ken head and. demolished body or linen rim ning.strongly in his memory. That day he had to get breakfast, sweep the room, &e.— The next assistance was required in rubbing the furnitrue and making the beds, and before the week was out he was initiated into the mysteries of washing coarse towel.i. Degenerate Solomon Swallow ! Nay, in after times; -when_ the little Swal lows began to ,gathetsround him, it was whis pered that his better half (and she was his better half) used to employ him at yet more deeply eoning,al offices. - Our Naval• Heroes. The - following are the ages at which some of our Naval heroes attained their'commission and achieved their renown. .. With a little trouble the list might be greatly extended. • Barney was 23 'shen he eonntaanded the HyderlAlli, and captured the Gen'l. blank of double her force: - - Paul Jones was 40 years oil when, he. eon/' manded the Ranger, and but 32 wheirle cap. tared the Seraphis in the Bon Iloteme Rich ard. • Somerssa LieutenantSt 23, and was blown up in the Intrepid at 25. Alien was 29 when killed in command of the Argus in her action 'with the - Pelican. Burrows was 28 when killed in command of the Enterprise, in the action with the Boxer. Allen W. Howard ' was 32 when killed in command of the-Alligator, in' an action with pirates, 1822. . I . Lawrence was 32 when kilted in command of the ChesaPeake, in the action'willi the Shan nan ; 30; at the -capture of the Peacock, and was commissioned ns a Lieutenant, when 18.;. !Decatur was first Lieutenant of the Essex at 22, - commaqded the Argus; when 24, burnt the Philadelph* when 25, was promoted Cap. tain and commanded the Frigate Constitution at the same age, hoisted his broad pennant as Commodore when. 28, captured the Alascedo. film - when• 23, end an Algeria() frigate when twenty-six. 4 ' - • • Blakely. was 33 when lie captured the Rein deer and Avon, and perished.in the Wasp. ' Stewart 'as a Lieutenant end commanded at 19; the Experiment when_22, and :captnied the French schooner Diana, of 13 guns,,was 22 when. Attaehed-to 'COnintodore Pretties squadron in command of the Argus, and 37 when , captured the Ciquin and Levant, in the• Constitution. - - . Pieble wait Captain aC .SS, first;Lieutenant of thelYinthrop at,20,., 48 and 43 when eum. manding pfisquadroit at the ()Orations against Tripbli, and died at the-age (048. Balublidg,e.cOmaianded,thii frigate Essex at 28, the frigate Philadelphia - nt - 29; and - was - 438 When he captured the Perry was a L'cutenant i 7, and after on ly 4 years and 4 months service ; commanded stachooner - when 24, and was', _ but. - 22, 4 the battle of Fake Erie. , Warrinktea,Biddle l liall _and Porter" Were alll - young plea at ;the period; 0'4," greatest titicceSses.— _ - 1 . I - • MONTROSE PA,, THURSDAY, ;FEBRUARY 26 1 1852. • . . tly • " Little Bound Xi. No*: " We do not know when we have read any. - thing so touching as the subjoined incident: The Philadelphia Sun reJates.that" es one of the Police °filmes of that city was proceed , bag along the sidewalk on Sundat afternoon, whilst the snow was falling, thick and the wind blowing in eddying gusks and piercingly cold,, the IRAS of a And attracted his atten tion. He soon found a poor:little boy'in an alloy Standing up to his middle ilk thesnow, and benumbed, with the cold:, _The little:fel low told the-officer that he had been sent out to clear away ,the snow from the 'alley. "Go in the house," said the officer; "and- tell - your" mother that she ought to be ashamed of her self"; -" My mother," replied the boy, "is dead. lm a link bound boy _lzmir." ' Poor little orphan! No kind mother Would have 'set her own child • to' expose life and health, even to earn a penny- with which to buy bread ; and no human _ heart bade the wretched,boy go forth in such weather And Such . a storm.' The condition -of a friend less, motherless little one, is to our mind the most deplorable on earth, and the being who could ill use or neglect an eivhan must as suredly suffer—either in thisworld or the fu ture. "I'm a little. bound bob ,nOW ;1 alas! how Mournfully eloquent those kw words; "I'm S little bound boy,now." Die he remember the time when the light of a mother's love was continually sunshine to him? when he was the star of her existence, when his little lips wreathed in smiles, was pressed again and again by her lips, and his eyes were mirrors for her love beaming face ? he remember the time when a place on her.bosom on which to piilow his head was recompense for nil his troubles, when her sweet voice, soothed him to slumber, and the depths' of her beaming eyes were graves for all his. disquietudes ? Then doubly heartrending !the thought and the Aiding that he is "a little bound boy now;" ha cannot leap over the door-step as of yore, and fearlessly cling to the hand of his mother; no ! he moves with a cringing tread within the stranger's domicile; he starts at t smallest request, for the tones of the stranger are cold and icy, there is no music in them as there used to be in the voice of his mother ; the sweet request is changed to the perempto ry command, and he flies over the pavement to execute the tyranical order, as if every brick were a live coal beneath his feet. Perhaps he remembers the time when he hurried.from school happy but hungry, and sure of the welcome slice of good,sweet bread; but now when he is almost starving, he dares not ask with the trusting familiarity of one who knows his every reasonittio wish will be ' supplied. "My mother is dead;" oh ! the utter deso lation of spirit which a child must experience, on beholding the death.cold brow of ah only, a darling parent. He stood perhaps, by her bedside, and felt the heavy pressure of her hand ; heard her wild prayer, and -clung to her cold, lifeless clay. Then, it _may, be, ho was consigned to the houseof harity, from thence he, was bound uut,, God help lihn, l where the milk of human kindness flowed not through human channels for him; bound out; to toil where the children of his, own Age in the same family, where sheltered from the rough winds of heaven, and cared for so tenderly. The vision of that desolate child, standing in the drifted snow heaps, the . tetrs freezing on his cheeks, his poor hands red and numb, his limbs all trembling f has often since obtru. ded itself on, our vision; and that plaintive wail,' I'm a little bound boy, now," oh! how does its searching pathos penetrate our inmost soul. We loOk sometimes upon' the rosy cheeks and sparkling eyes of those near and dear to us, and picture such a Catefor them ; and the blood shrinks ,hack to out' heart.— What! they sleep in the , broken garret where the snow sift.s through? they feel the hard hand of anger upon their ,quivering flesh ? they pasi long, terrible days, and dark, lonely Wald% and no sweet kiis dimple their cheeks, no - soft, kiting arms enfold them, no heart beat close to theirs? And yet, we shudder while we write, such is the fate of thousands, once as carefully reared as, they; no older, in Years, but in bitter experience, aged—their souls seared, blackened by unkindness; the elements of hatred burnt into their very hearts by the cruel taunt, and the unfeeling sneer.— Be'Careful ye who have charge of such unfor tunates; . be kind to them for the sake of your own dependant 'offspring, for.in God's myste rious providence, they may in future-years be, laid is the grave, leaving their little ones to heartless charities. We had rather be deceiv. ed, tbarili God! than turn from the Child.beg-, gar with a cutting sarcasm, or tell it to'gel about its business, or start brick with horror if; ,its soiled garments toneh our ungloved hand; 1 yes, we had rather ten' thousand times be, de. ceived,and pity those unfortunates who appeal! to us for sympathy by ,the very muteness of; their misery—pity, and ;add them. ' • "I'm a little .bound bey;" . the simple words I need not gesture, - nor tears; nor groans, to give them pathos.; no, none of these. They look sorrowful, and speak volumes by their' brevity: Bound=to bear uncomplainingly; bound to agonize moment by moment ; bound,, perhaps, to hunger and vice; bound to a mas. ter_ who knows notthe tneanino. of the vvoni . . mercy.' - Still art thou bound to humanity, poor little bound boy,and'He who sees the end from the beginning, has bound thee to Himself by tine that the world may tarnish but not break,._fok the suffering have a Father and a consoler in Jisus 'Christ. r• BIECASTIC REEZTA Billy. but pretty wo man, complained to celebrated and bOautiful Sonhia. Aniold of the nomber of her admiiers, and wished to know how - to get rid of them. 'Oh, my dear: was the; sarcastic reply, it.ls veryreasy-fOr you to' dui have only to speak. , • e . pEr • Why, doefor,! sald'.it sick !tidy, 'pm give me ilia same medicine that you are: ing niy husband, :Why is that 4 , A11 right, replied. the doCtor, *hat is. sau c e fur the goose is sauce for : thegarkder: • - • ~„ Eir An edstor Vennont, sap, th a t a ith o # he has 'received two doliaad in advance recent. ly for ble - paper, be still allows-IAG child _to PktY with other children, es tustial, _ y ou may glean knowledge by readisr, but you thud - separa te the chaff from the wlieat by Woking , ~• - - - SMilairMammo. VT ants: M. A. vErrt.too!. Taking the ,Storolt-tint of Him. COLD WATER( SZETCI3, 1 A knot of idlers stood upon the end of a pier which run's out into the . Hodson ricer, in one of the small. towns near Albany,' a few deysago,, amusing themselves . with 'hurling stones into the broad'atreten, each irking with his neighbor in cndeaier to pitch a missile at the farthest distance from the shore; when a tall, rugged built Vermmiter.direet from the Green Hilts„ suddenly made his appearance in their midst, and for awhile remained . a silent observer of their , movements. • Helvas,a brawitY strong looking 'Yankee, and was very' decently clad. The. l'efforts of the little*party .had been exhibited over and ,over again, when the stranger quietly pick ed up half a brick which lay near him, and, giv ing it a jerk,-it fell in the , water - a' long way beyond the line which had as yet been reach= ed by the foremost of the crowd.-. At the con clusion of.this feat a Iciudi" bravo !" Went up tram half a, dozen voices around . him. ; It was.n cold, clear day in October, i'md the men, determined not,to be outdone, renewed their attempti, but the 'Vermonter, 'Without saying a syllable to any one . coating to pitch the pebbles far out into the. streatmt which seemed to annnoy one of them,..in.a green jacket, the apparent leader of the gang, who declared he wouldn't h o beaten ' by aiu feller rite strait out o' the wocxhi; no how,' and, sid ling up, to the stranger, he determined to make his acquaintance. ' 'Where do'you come from, neighbor ?' in quired the other.' ? wal, -I hails from Vain:taunt jest naow: llaint been in these parts lono, i reek's r Wal, no. , Not edza!tly here, taut up and daown, sorter.' Yes, so I s'posed, ' Yeas,' continued the green 'un carelessly, and seizing a big billet of wood, he tWirled,lt over his head, and it landed several rods from the shore in the water. - ' You've a little strength in your armsMejnh bor.' • - - ' Some pu'kins is them flippers, stranger.-- Up in aour . teown, morel) a montkagti 1 druv them are knuckles of mine rite strut l'thru a board mor'n a ninch.'n tiff thick !' ! Haw, haw!' shouted his hearers, thd fellow in the green jacket laughing the loudeit. • May be yeou don't brieve it r ' Not much, smiwered the crowd. We ain't very green down here in York, we ain't; said the fellow in the green! jacket, we've been about some, you see. ' Wal,jes yeou look yere, friend,' continued the Vermonter, in the most plausible manner, 'op in aonr kaounty we've a puny big, rivet considerin. Input river, it is called, and may be you've heern tell on it. Wal, I hove a man clean acres that river t'other day, and he came down fair and square on t'other side ' Ha, ha, ha!' yelled his auditors. Wel, uaow, yon Fiat Ira but 1 kin dew it agin: 'Do what? said the green jacket, quickly. 'l-kin take and heas;e yeou cress that river yender; jest like open and shut.' Bet you ten dollars of it.' 'Done,' said the Yankee, and drawing forth an X, (upon a- broken down cast bauk,) he covered the braggart's shinplaster. 'Kin yeou swim, feller ' Like a duck; said gieen jacket, and -with out farther parley, the Vermonter seized the hnowing Yorker stoutly; by the nape of the neck and the seat of his pants, jerked him front his foothold, and with an almost superhuman effort dashed the bully" heels- over head -from the end of the dock some ten yards tont into the Hudson river. A terriffle shout rang through the crowd as ho floundered into the water, and? . .amidst the jeers•and screams of his companions the duck ed bully pot back to the shore and scrambled up the bank, half frozen by his anddenand in voluntary cold bath. • take that ten spot; if you please,' said the shivering loafer advancing, rapidly Ito the stake holder. 'You took us - for greenhorns, eh? We'll show you how we do things down here in York'—and now wet jacket claimed the twenty dollars. Wel, I reek'n you wont take 'no ten spot jes yet, can't): - • • 1 Why ?:you're lost the bet: • - ; Edzactly. , didn't kalkilate on &ein' it the fest time—but I tell peon I kin deW and again, in spite of: theloafer's utmost, to escape him, he seized him_by the sciulfand the seat of his overalls, - and pitched him three yards farther into the river. , . . Again the bully returned amid the shouts Of his mates, who lenjoyed the sport imtheriSe • ' Third time never I:ills:laid. the Yankee, stripping- off his coat; 'Lean dow it, toll ye!. Hold on said the almost. petrified vic tim.- • - 'And I will dew it, of I try till to'=inorrilir mornint.' I - -I give it tap? shouted, the suffering loafer between his teeth, which , now chattered; like a' mad badger's--' take th,oMoney.' , 1. The Vertnonter_very poc keted, the ten spot, and, awhe turnLif away, renialked— •We glint mueli noguainto , utth yeen; smart folks daown here'n York,. but we aometiruea '.take the starch out on L'em up aour way,. arta Vraps yeen .try -it on to atrangerkagin. I reek'n - yeou Won't,' he continued; and pitting ohm broad grin -of 'goed bumor, he left: the coinpany to their.reftectiono.' - ; - - • A Eirsn Sucir.,—A good story is told of U. of •Racine, - an; indefatigable and suiessfui spertsman,, a 44:lead shot', at anything • in the gape hind, but particularly fincilined on wild geese, whose heads. were sure to saffer,lest back of 'l4e . ilivithiiiiitag q of his ride. - - Not - Many Seasons:l46o; our ; hero, with en equally fein-loving friend, after spending a day with their:dogs a.nav ! ns; were_ wending their wayhomeward,when to ,the . evening twilight the waggisb'eonipanion discovered the • head andneek•of , re. wild goose, peering through a rteighbOriniSenee:- • ' . • , 8 1 °P . Your bp*: said 4 .and wait a bit; baie-'biiii.jast.bank of; ho eye r .you can bet your life ort_that.' • • • • StePping hack - Apace; mid !fringing old trusty tattle-face, U. blazed away.`::- "Itallo, there l!, - fellewed - baili the" report, What are yoniThouting.here fort •.•• Don't -you know: the ditTercuce •hattrien We'himelfs - o - rn flow rind isgeose's neck • • • Twos eneugh; li - tiad shot the handles off from 'a cora - plow; lett; b::ek - of the Oyer doesn't often indulge, but the bi' e rneatiott t , of Aliatehot•will open his heart to, the erewil.e lifiticankieddrerttser.: MIEN .irritteu for tkat Dem z ocrat. Blirid Nellie.' igssirrorren Nellie was Blind from 'tier entale And to-gene ba earth's; beantins lied never been We, • Yet waited* blest, • • For the spiritual. vision, • • Looked on a riin ' Fair es Elysian. - Nellie was fain: .. 1 Fair as aulow•wreatbs in mintei— Aud the rose ois tier cheek; Fonuedsho &fleets neater. '; • But she tOer knew Wheu oar eyes fall of kindness, . Basked in the Iteantir, And wept for her blindness. Nellie win; loved Loved on ,grath. and in ifeavea, And.ileo pogo o$ het lift ' grighi, angets was given ; : Scithey seated up her eyes; That she might not inherit, Una stain or M. amid. To darken her spirit. Nellie ryas hero • ' Sixteen happy summer., Then calmly, she died, With her beauty upon her— ' And one lovely morn, • Whilst opting Sowers neroblooming, We filledup a . graye, 'ryas Nellie's entombing' . - Binghamton, N. Y . _ - . Motertvaa. Prom thi, New York Stoning Post. Surrender,; of Burgoyne. As late as 1717 the sentiment of the Erig,- Hall people generally was in favor of furnish hag means necessary -to reduce the American colonies to unconditional submission; The king had not softened his iron determlnation to make no terms with the Congress that[ should even hint at independence. Every eipenditnre was popular, provided success against the Americans was very probable. In this state of feeling, an army 'of ten thousand - :men was' placed under General Burgoyne, wo, Orders for him to organize , in Canaundtanrch down to meet Sir. Henry Clinton at Albany, whereit had been arranged: thesotwe-enales-should meet, and thus-divide the mations and eastern colonies by...the Hudson river. ' On the 12th or June Burgoyne's advance left Quebec, and i arrived at Fort Edward Au gust 3d. 'Daring the marsh roads were to be made, bridges built or repaired, and his diffi culties increased ion every hand: 'Tbe Ameri cans poured in from all quarters, and the Brit.. baharmy soon found that any retreat would be danaerous, and to advance was next to impcis sible. August 14th they were reduced to pro visions for five days only: every foraging par ty sent out . was sure to be cut off, and their situation in every respect was desperate. . 1 . When the Indians saw that Burgoyne was lin this trouble they at once `exhibited signs of distrust and treachery.: These allies of the the British had been the terror, on the march, of, the Amerions4artieularly to defenceless women and children, and they now determin- - ed, in a body, to leave the British service. _Oa the Bth of October Burgoyne was obliged to leavo his hospital, with over 'three 'hundred sick and wounded, to the mercy of the Ameri cans. This clearly illustrated to Gates how ' desperate was the situation of the enemy, and he resolved to press him hard to meet the' '' Americans in battle. On the 'l2th General' Burgoyne Made overtures to Gates„.wbo , re -1 gaited the British to . be drawn up in their ea ' eampment and _unconditionally ground their arms. Burgoyne !replied that this would be iimmuissible in any extremity, as the British army, to a Irian, would prefer death to such dishonor. • Gates ;at last allrivied them the ' , privilege of marching out, with the helms of war, and then the 4:.rms of surrender were mu.] tnally agreed upon: and on the morning of 1 the 17th of October,. General Burgoyne, with • his general offigera; surrendered their swords' : to Gates. 'Burgoyne; in a rich royal 'uniforM, was received by Gates lit the head of tho Amer. 1 bean . Camp; the former, came np within a sword's 'length, reined' ` hp hp and halted; :Bo goyne, raising his - hat most graciously; said: '" The J - Ortune tf' war, Genova G a m s .' has made, ins your the . , , T 0 wheel the eonqueror,letarning a courtly salute, promptlY replied: ' , of shall always' be ready to beer testimony that it .has not been through any fault of your E:reelleney." . ' . ' On the 18th of 'October, 1717, Gates :•advi: sed.COngress of the surrender; and what was (remarkable, he wrote not nyord to Washing 'ton upon a subject of such vast importance; i j leaving the commander-in-chief to be informed I front common' report. ~ , -- , ,• Burgoyne's army contained noblemen of high' '—j • ' - rank, and several , of. them were accompanied I - - IKTl'rho.RichmOnd Times publishes tho l , by their families up tollie day of surrender. I fhllowing note from a ecoresPoralent at B. Front the statemente'ot these accomplished I chanancl Botetort county, Va.-.... "' . : - ' ' women. many - particulars were: learned' after ` A r • ' .- . - they . became prisoners .. Lady Harriet Ackbind f f e w days ago whilst same: nun tee - they en• in blasting out lickestooo a short: dis tinguishedwas among the number , and particularly dia- -01 g eti Lance below-this-place, fit: the *wpm. et by her' heroic fortitude, and devo tion to'her linsband, Major Ackland, who•was i " iia g! 3 liine4ll1 4- tbkY - 4=6 aetiaso windt sew/wait° be .A eave, with an entrance •801130. severely woundisl,! and left oft the field, in the , six or eight.feet-in height, aid upwards of ono bands of the Americans, while charging at the hundred feet lor . ig„ with two'apartmentO In head eif his grenadiers. As soon as the fate of the Major became known; Lady - Harriet in: lar ge a to ne tbo- , _ ,f 1 : 111 " ligaie caithen ware and it iitnntly resolved to go qcor to the and; enemy' 1 . 440 ' aw n° "WI; as the cross there 1 0 1 4 3 XT's ' tug, butit waasca saseh _defaced biriba heal attend her husband. At her earnest solicita- I tion! General Burgoyne furnished her". with iii, 4 !Lint that it was soluvekle IhisantAhlu- Aft flag, With whieh, in the dead of, night, atuid , n i tee "wrrr° ll ° 4 thew thiullar 6 4. 4 ^ 1 " 10 "ak terrific storm of ra i nraccompl i e d on t y ,b y, h or i ,, chanan,Land nunie - Anown limb dlscoxery.e..• .• servants - and the chaplain or the regimentisho 1 S umo ail the r , nitizunur With Ituttotnur Pmetule4, approached the American camp. The 'anti- i in/MeCi liMY -til.the cavo to mate Au** net was .so confounded by the appearance of / watch. i'' . ". . : _ ~.', such a party; that he forbade their ad'vance for' They; found nothing: i the- first room but a long time, and until Major Dearhora;thei what I_lllitelilreadYinenti9nadi but - 011 enters commander of'that 'Post, was sent -: for.- , This ling the second apartment were surprised to gentlemanly 'officer- at' °nee pl ace d hi s oleo fliid:a "Skeleton seated on a huge, how cheat, guitars at the disposal; o f . udis uff i s to is h o , with its beck restibl i ' ageing *ewe& ' : , 'Ors . was in a delicate state or health, and . anee , opeoingithis chat the Mind It :y to 'coatollt swing her of ; the 3Nsee safety ,Ilespatabiel a get ectillerfeoti c tampo, l 4 one Bide and. a , dragoon to inform hins. - ef The arrival ot lady 0 1,7 1 ".k''"2 " 11. ir...wz,...ra " 1 ii th e..` 447 ,...:' 111 "! . Mulct, who would'joiti him the - aitel manilair. fold to T!".1 h ';'11 :w e ight' ' ha' w ,, 4 4 ' " I f '• ~ , , ~ ,„ - _ . Gates himself. 'llB seriously affected with the Pu.,l lll 4,L liti r4 lgillY, 4ll " dam*. - - •:. . •_, ceerstie . of this wonderful imemati, slid eider. gui'w 1 1 1041 YRipi =ins mWe 'met v. nts. ad ' her evert *Wm, , attention, add: , begged notable filial/0e; teeth, coin is stielwhick her to look upon him as a father. !Nor t'Achl!,bPti never esSit'hnf4fe; -.- . ~ ', volitg..4 - t . :**Etti. land recovered, end after bra retire to Ear. laud, often spoke of the American - eliaacter the highest highest teens: ,Clne day' at &nor, st military chrts.the Ainerian war was dTscussed, and the of the Americeriti'derttedi-. Alpier Ackland defended then:tie - n=ly: , , A challenge and - duel ensiled. The Idej‘r tell dead the first fire. Lady Ibirricl'i-reation, Gs consequence, became dethroned, Sod so, con-, tinned • for several iatostle, when . she recover.. ed.; after which _she gave het bred in marriage to, tho chaplain, Rev, AIL lbelonel, whew. , eonyanied her to. the America& camp, to joie • Major Ackiand, This marriage. on the part of Lady Ilan let, was supposed •to be one ale. ly of gratßudo for his kind services during her - severe trials with the Army in America, as, by birth and rank, she was so far his superior as •• to Separate "him mid h er mire bay friends forever. . [ • Madame De Reidese?, , whole husband ma Jl . ajorGeneril iu 'command et. the Germans - trops, was another lady ofremarkable char actor With three young ' ellikiree - and, h'er . servants, she kept constently , With the army,. In a log-house; and'vvithin reach of 'the can: non" of - both etudes, she remained, hold- ing . her children one whole, day and night,' atone with her servants,While heelmsband was at the head of his troops, expected to' ever dan..' ger, and she in fearful expeetition every lab uwnt of bearing of hia GAL During this event. fel day, wounded Officers were Iwonght in and laid down before her.; and cme died at her side, and there the:corpse remained the whole day' and night. Other officers lay groaning. with their wounds, and not a medical officer' to attend them. The distress of dune wounded officers, for mita, !was inconceivable. . They were within two hundred' yards QS a stream, hut no one would brings bucket, as the Amer jeans were ' strongly ,posted 'on - the' opposites side, and shot down every one who approach- ed the stream. At laat an English servant ' woman took a pail, and deelered - she tiould. have water. As she ran to the 'streams; the, soldiers out of regard to bee _ sex. or Boise oth.: er cause, did not molest her; ,Thegedftude of the officers Place& in kor lap pieces of , geld, amounting to over thirty dollars:: As As soon as the vas/render 'was setthed,thet , heroic lady, in a wagon, with three, younr children, one an Infest, and bes_ eery:int_ w 0... man, without any otbexatteadance, drove, up to the American camp, ns,idm described it :-.- "A war worn officer came up to' the. teagottk. and took her children, and hugged soakage& them.. She trembled herself,'so as to be zula-- ble to spenk, The officer offered his ank au4, said: 'Madam, don't be afraid, yen are, nose among friends.' ' She replied: "I (mitt not to be afraid, sir, for your kindness to my ehildrem proves that . you veust be a buster& and s fa they: ' This officer whs evidently deeply mar. ed at the sight of an unprotected wornan,wAti emall.ebildrem Las few , nraiments,l-wens _ formed he. *al General Schuyler.. Before I teamed his name, he kindly mime tome "ma, said :.'Yon 'Toe and your ebildsin Whetter come; and cline with me is my tent, as it will he. moreagreeable than dining anTagno many - officers.' - I gladly accepted his mutation s ma Elude a most excellent ffinner. Afterwards. Genera Schuyler invited - General Burgoyne; , and suite . to. hii house, and myself and inn- band also, where we were all "received by Ids. nobleltunily; not as enemies, bat as friends--; General Burgoyne, a fe* 'days preriorie,has ing burnt General Sebnyter'S mills, houseake«. the value of wlabb wasl eine $50,000,, was..- ecertpletety.overeoine by his kindne.e, and said. to General Schuyler: ' YOU, sir, treat me *Me, great kindness, after I have done you gem& iie. jury.' Schuyler replied :' ‘0 that, Cienend. was the fortune of w e ar: we , are now bienda." General &Itnyler was a patriot , in sense of of the word. As Burgoytie, adva n ced. they became distressed for provisions. &how ler's landed possessions were extensive and well cultivated, and were fa danger of fan' into Burgoyne's hands.' As. soon as Schuyler saw the advantage his erope`ivould be to this enemy, he sent an express to Mrs. Schttylcm . ,• requesting her to call together his tenants, table them into the Gelds,' and with her own handle to set on tire the crops and blur" and ' tripe every vistip that could benefit the enemy. . 1 Posterity swill do this patriot justice. .11fash. tingtonwrrote him, "Stud by the Army :tee- , ~ I crations yet unborn will appmerate your OetT• ~ices and rewSrd your merits." 1 1 BuToyne was - a noble specimen of a roan. He acted strictly by his' instructions, and when 1 the last, council . was called,: he stated. that eV- cry -4 • , omeer was exonerated from blame for.the . kiss of! the army; that he acme was relphisit., ble to I the king, as .he had never asked their ddviee 'bet merely given them orders, which they *re bmind to obey.. In Parliament, his defen ; Was generous towirds,the American,.. He warned the nation that America eould•not. tie comFered, Ile intrcidueed before - he Britt. ish peo fie the injury . he had inflicted. on Ids March, pon the property Of ' Mr. Sebnyler,ind . how m ch he bind afterwards suffered in regret*, under .1 . 0 magninimity Of -General Schuyler• t.i and his noble family, while ,enjiwing their tins. , bound hospitality.. lilad.ame Reidesel often , , spoke the.abseece of all feelitig.or reflection, ' townrd+thOr new friends- on the part of the. Seliuylr flintily.. On the Other handlthey ap-, peered pike persons white by eature,-ready,ne ; pable, end willing to forget as well es fontlys.