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tENNYSON'S NEW .POEM.
The Chrg"of the Heavy . BriQftde
BalakUva, October 25. 1854
.!' 7 ' I .. .
The ClinVi Of the ' Gallant Three
Hunttred. 1
The Heavy hrtiral.
Down the hill, down the bill, thou
amis Russ'aue,
Thousands of nor jmsis draw to the
valley--And
stayed.
For Scarlett and Scarlett's three
hundred were riding by,
When the point of the KuMlan lance
broke In on t'.ts tky ;
And he called i 'Left wheel Into line,"
and they wheeled and obeyed.
Then he looked at the host that bad
halted, be knew not wliy,
And he turned half round 4iid be bade
hlstrumptsr sound
'Ti the charge," an! he rode on
ahead, as he waved hi blade.
To the gi'fvit three hundred, whose
(tlory will, never die,. . ,
'Follow and up the hill ! n "
Cp the hllL up th hill, followed the
Brigade.
I'-
Ttie trumpet, the gallop, the charge
an I the might of the fl'.it.
Down the hlil slowly thousand of
Russians
Drew to the valloy and halted at latt
on the height.
With wing p.lslisd out to the left,
and wing to the right.
But Suarlett waa far on ahead, and
be dathod up alone
Through the great gray slope of men ;
And he whirled his sabre, be held lit
own
Like an Rngllxhinan there and then.
And the three that were nearest him
' followoil Vith forcit.
Wedded tlionn')lvH in lutweun hora
anil horse,
Fought for their lives in the narrow
gap they had mode,
Four amid thousands ; and up the hill,
up the hill,
G.illop?d the gallant threa hundred,
th J II nvy Urlg idt.
111.
Fell like a einn' u-sliot,
1) irat like a thunderbolt.
Crashed like a hurricane,
Itroke through the uiitiu from below,
Drove through the mliUt of the foe,
Flunked up and down, to an 1 tri,
Rode, flashing blow up on blow,
Ui-ave Iniilakillius and greys, ,
Whirling thelrsahres in elrtdesof light,
And some of us, all in a iinue,
Wlio were held for a while from the
fight
And were only standing at ga?.e
When thj dark, iiiiHiI UimUn
crowd
Folded its wings from the left uud the
right '
And rolled thein around like a cloud
OIiJuuii tor tin chargj an 1 tlu b.ittlo
were we,
When our own good red coats sank
from sight,
Like drops of blood In a- d ark gray
sea t
And we turned to each other, mitter
Ing all dismayed :
"Lost are the gallant Three Hundred,
the Heavy Brigade !"
. IV.
But they rode like Victors and Lords,
Through the forests of lances and
swords ;
In the heart of the Russian hordes,
They rode, or they stood at bay ;
Struck '. with the sword-hand and
leWl . (
Down with the bridle-hand drew .
The foe from the saddle, and threw
Under foot there In the fray s
Raged like a storm, or stood like a
rock , , - .
In the wave of a stormy day ;
Till suddenly, shook upon shock,
Staggered the mass from without ;
for our men galloped up with aoheer
and a shout,
Anol tbe Russians surged and wavered
and reeled
Up the bllt, up the bill, up tbe hill,
out of the field.
Over th brow and away.
i, , , . . ,
Glory to each and to all, and the
charge that they made I
Glory to alt the Three Hundred, the
Heavy Brigade,
. If yooe aistex, while tenderly en'
Sgd la e tender conversation with
bar eweetheart aske yoo io bring e
glauof, water from en adjoining
'oem. you can etart on ihe errand,
but yoo need not return. Toe will
' Dot be tniseod, that'e certain we've
een it tried. Don't forget thia,
' UtUeboyt; .
kandaome lady entered dry
Ked a tor nd . Inquired . for e
.Y "bo." The DoliU dark thraw him.
A eell back end remarked that he was
atbaeiarvio. fee, bat I waste
r- n rr n one," waa the re
I'r- . ; :ee ett went oa ea
-si i'kUy.
1 II
0
VOL. 19.
A Texae Mother In Law.
A tall woman, wearing son bon
net, came lo the office of tbe chief of
police, and, silting down bard on
tbe end of a bench, wiped her noae.
snapped her eye at the obief, and
aaked io a'voice that reminded one
A the ibarpening of a saw i
' Be von the galoot what locka
folke np t"
"1 regret to say that I am oeca
locally obliged to reaort to anch ex-
tromi moue iror with refnetory ptr
eon a."
"I know all that i but be too tbe
galoot "
"Yea, uadnui."
"Why didu't you lay J ao when
aakod yon t"
I did." .
'Yon dido't sir i and if you don't
troat me like a lady, I'll fold you np
end ait down on yon," and rbe
snapped bor cyea aome more like a
terrier.
What do you want t" aaked tbe
official, looking na il he needed rein-
forceraoDla right away, and plenty
of tbein.
want that dirty little wbelp
what married my darter. 1 want to
talk to bira on business, but he
Tadea me. If I could only got a
chance to caresa him once more !"
aud abe brontbed bard and gritted
her tenth, nntil tbe official felt in
bia pockut for a police whistle.
What did be do f
"lie told my darter that he would
give 820 acres of land, with a gold
mine on it, to anybody who would
ampertate my jw with a boot-jnek.
He aaid my mouth waa like the gate
at tbe Fair Qiouuds."
"He moant, I suppose, it was
never abut. I don't aue bow ever
lie cuuio to make sushji ridiculous
compuriaon as tbut. iid you ever
leiuonatratu with biin "
"You bet I did. I drawed Lira
iiciohs the kitchen table by tbe hair
with one baud, while I basted hiia
hiui with a long bandied akillot, and
you should lmvo buoid him calling
me 'mother darliojj' and 'pet,' but
l'ruvidence waa agin me. Ui could
uot reason with hitn any more. Just
aa like us not we will never uitet
agaiu," aud sbu sitfbed heavily.
"lie calm, lundain do not excite
yourself ao muoh.'
" am calm I like to talk about
these family secrets. It calls up aa
cred reccollectioua. It makes me
thiuk of my darters fust husband.
It was real fuu to romona'rate with
liiui. Ilia bar didu't give. He was
game, o saHsed back, but, L ord
what a time they had holdiug tbe
iotpiett. That waa at ArkuuBtis be
fore I moved to Galveston, There
was aome of bia remains in one cor
ner of tbe yard, and a few more re
mains hnogiug on the fence and
there waa right peart of him wrap
ped around the axe-handle. Tbe
jury knew me, ao they brought in a
verdiot of justifiable auicide, or
botrioide, or sotnetbiog like that.
And now to think of tbia peaky lit
tie, worthless, spindle abauked, gog
gle eyed whelp getting clear off, ex
cepting a few pounda of bar. 1
want you to find him for me. Yon
can know him by tbe brands I made
on him with tbe hot skillet Want
ed to ampertate my jaw the little
brassy whelp 1 Said my mouth waa
like a gate, be did 7"
The official aaid be would bunt for
him, aod let her know. As she went
out, aha eoapped bor ayea aigoifi-
cantly at tbe official, and remarked
You Lad better find that prod
igal aon, or tbar'll be txmsio at these
beadqnartera. Galveston Neict.
"Are yoa dry, l'at F "Pry'e not
tbe word j ebake, end you'll aee the
dust oomio' out me mouth."
Tbe question at Leadville ie not
bow to get rich bat bow to get
borne.
A man'a character Is like a face;
yoa cannot strengthen it by white
wash.
One eeoret any man can keep
if be bae a balky horae he
baa either to keep the secret or the
horse. ;
li wonld be money in I be vest
pocket of aome man to invent a trap
to catch a train when one's watob ia
alow.
i ,
A ailkmaa makes aa excellent
oendidate 4dA oBoe. Praotioe. with
the panp-kaa(Ue ' permits hiua to
ab.'- H;at.eperievieiogtlr0tb.u,t Mf
MLDDLEBURG, SNYDER COUNTY,
"May Be So."
After looking over the battle field
of Chancolloraville I wout back to
the briuk house for dinner, taring
my abaence a little reJ-bfiaded man
bad arrived, and he ai introduced
by the woman aa her brother-in-law.
Aa soon aa I came in he began on
me i .
"Vaah yon nneer Shoneral Shack
son iu die fight f
No"
"I tell yon dot vbaeh an awful
fight, my freudt. lllood poured out
shnst like it vhaa raining. Maybe
yon vhaa ouder Sbeneial Lee. up
dvr plank road t"
No I wasn't."
"Not under Lee T But dot Shen
eral Lee vims au aful lighter.
May bo yon vhaa mit Ealy, up at
Fredericksburgb t"
'No."
So ! Vbell, dot Early ho vhaa a
phleudid aheniual, und ho like to
ugut an uer lime, i ii-eia sure you
vhas itit Karly. J.iybo you vhaa
mit ooker, h V
"No."
"Not mit Hooker down boro !
Pen you vhaa mit Sedgwick np der
roadt t"
"No."
'Vbell, by golly ! Not mit Shack-
rou nor Lee not mit Hooker nor
Sedgwick I Vbell I Vbell ! Dot
beata me all oafur !"
Both of ua fell to and began eat
ing, and nothing further wua said
nntil tbe meal waa finished and we
bad gone out to look at aome old
caonoo wheels in tbo yard. Then
my friend put bia band on my shoul
der, lowered bis voice and said
"Jiy nent. ir you vhas not mit
Loo nor Shackson nor Hooker in din
tibt maybe you uud me vbas iu
der same placo 1"
Jaybo so. Whero were yon T"
Canada, T he whispered.
He oalled "got-bye" after me as I
rodo away, but I wouldn't have an
swered hi in for a buuJred Jollai.
M. (iu.vn.
Around the Corner.
"You piri.e.l tho pecins on Onion
Crook you say," aaid a Austiu rep f-
tor to a J'ouurr man.
on a wugou
filled with pecans.
Vesf air," he replied,
that's
where thoy came from."
"Vaoy up there Vf
Plenty of them."
"Heliove I'll try a few," quizzed
the reporter, taking a big baudful of
pecans.
"I'll soil yon a wholo pock for
fifty cents," aaid tho tuau, with
swelling eyes.
"Ouly want a few. Sny, do you
know auy news f"
Not a bit, air ; everything is
very dull up our way."
"Dou't you kuow anything T"
"Well, 1 believe I did boar some
newa recently."
"What waa it ?" asked the ropor-
ter, cracking a pooan.
"There was a roan got eighteen
buckahot in bira where I live."
"Who shot hitn !"
"I did."
"What did yon ahoot him for T"
aaked the reporter, aghast.
"For stealing some of my pecana
oat of my wagon," said tbe country
man, roaohiug under tbo seat for bia
abotgun.
Tbe reporter hastily replaood the
pecana in the wagon, and after call'
ing the countryman Colonel, disap
peared around tbe corner.
Tbe Safest
Plaoe in
a Railroad
Train.
It ie very well known that tbe
car nearest tbe engine ia expoaed to
tb least dost , and that the tear .car
of the train ie generally safer than
the front car. The safest ia pro
bably the last car bat one io a train
of more than two ears i that is, there
are fewer ebanoes of eocidente to
tbia than any other. If it fa a way
train at moderate speed, or any
train standing still, a oolliaioa ia
possible from another train io tbe
rear, in which tbe last car receives
tbe first shook. Again, the engine
and front oars of a train will often
ran over a broken rail or a cow, or
a stone without detriment, while tbe
last cu, baring nothing to draw it
into tbe line of tbe train, ie free to
leave tbe track. Nest to tbe for
ward oar, tbe rear or is probably
tbe most 1 aosafe in train
The
safest seat is probsb
aw-
j''A
Tha Night Season.
A vory good authority cays ;
"They that be drunken, are drunken
in the night." Not only drunkon
iiosa, but evory otboi vice, bold
high carnival under tbo cover of
night, Aa with tbe lower animaN,
among which a certaiu kind to
their nosta aud excluded nooks at
night, whila otbora are bouts of
prey, and only leave their abodea at
night, in which they can rar.-y. on
their iiiiHchiof more concoaled t so
whilst miny people enjoy the bles
ing of Ik ma at night, ethers turn
night into dsy, aod under tbo cover
of darkness follow after sin. Henry
Ward Beccher U thoroughly or.jeepsi-ato, nud di-lil not yourselves
Ihodox whou ho says : i'lI)' ,u, nl"' 1 w, l,0'
"If von want to make tho ruin of:c,,,", ,nv fuuu lo ",,ino m '"."
a child sum, give him liberty after
dark. Yon cannot do anything near
er to insure bia damnation than to
leavo him liberty to go whero he
ill without restraint. After daik ho
will bo sure to got into commnnica-
tinu Willi pooplo who will under-1 A pretty goad itory is told or a
mine all his good qualities. 1 do1 recently widowod husband, who
not like to speak to parouts about lives about an hour's ride from
their childron , but thore are thou-j Heading, aud who, though having
sands who think their child cannot .followed to rent tho remains of his
.., - . ... .i. . ...
do wrong. Their child will not lio,
whoo his tonguo it like a beuded
bow ho will uot drink, when there
is not a saloon within a mile of bis
fathor'a botiBO where ho ia not as
well known as one of its own duenn-
i
ters ; ho nevor does iniqnitioua tbo' pretty well advancod iu years,
things, when be ia reeking in filth, foing somewhat unacquainted with
Ninotoen out of evory twenty allow-1 the fair dames of our city, ami bo
ed perfect freedom at night will bu iug auxious to prccipitoto innttcrs
wonndelby it. Tbnro ia uothiu Us rapidly as ponsible, sought tho
moro impirtaut than for a child to ni l of a pcisuuul friend UNideiit
bo nt homo at night i or, if ho ia
abroad, you should bo with him. f,
he is to soe any sights or taki any
pleasure, there ia nothing that ho
shouhl soo that ynu should not see 1 it waH not vury long, "just tho gill
with him. It is nit merely tint th.i ho couUl like," wm found. Tho ob
child should bo broken down, but joct of tho widower's visit was st lt-
tLero are thoughts that never ought
to find a pnnsngo into a man's brain.
As an eel if he wrigglo norms your
carpet will leave his Hlimo, which no
bl ur !iin:; din ever effacj. so thorn urn
thonl'.ts that never can te g it lid
of, riico n rn.ittc.l to enter
and
Ithero nro indivdnals going round
t l. l. .1. . s .
.;ti. i. i... l .
wiiu uihuuuo uui'saii i i I'ltnui", nn
der Iho lapels of their coats, thut
will leavo ideas in the mind of yo u-
child that will never be efTaeod.
There are men here who havo hoard
a salacious song, and they noverwill
forget it. 1 hey mil regret having
heard it to tho end of their lives. I
to not believe in n clnKls soeir.g
lifo, as it is culled, with its lust and, HVioccr. "Well, du sieHlii, 's
wickodness, to lmvo ali his imngiua-!gnokt os vou ich bisstl im a hurry
t ion set on fire with tho flames of ' Wll,ur ( 0TVl,r wos is d'r urtd )H
hell. Nobody gets through thisj,u,r iun, wort i wou's dich suit
fiee but thoy are burned, burned, j0 Bl)its mich aw."
bnrnod ; and thoy can never got rid
of the scars,
Tobacco A Parable.
Then shall tbe kingdom of Satan
be likened to grain of tobanoo sued j
which, though exceedingly small,
being cast into the grouud, grew,
and became a great pluut.and spread
its leaves rank aud broad, ao tbut
huge and vile worms formed tt habi
tation tboroon.
tod it came to pass, in course of
time, that the sons of ruea looked
upon it, and thought it beautiful to
look upon, and much to be desired
to make lads look big and manly.
So they put forth their hands aud
did chew thereof. And some it
madesiok, and others to vomit most
filthily.
And it further came to pass that
tboae who chewed -it became weak
and unmanly, and said we are en
alaved aud can't coaso from chewing
it
And tbe mouths of all that were
enslaved became foul and they
were seised with a violent spitting i
and they did spit, even in ladios'
parlors, aod in the huuse of tbe Lord
of Hosts. And tbo saints of the
Most High were greatly plagued
thereby.
And in tbe oonrse of time it came
also to pass that others Bonded it i
and tbey were taken suddenly with
fits, and tbey did sneeze, with a
great mighty sneeze, insomnoh that
their eyes failed with tears and tbey
did look exceedingly silly.
And yet others cunningly wrought
tbe leaves thereof into rolls, and aet
Ore to one end thereof, end did
snok vehemently at tbe end thereof,
eud did look very grave and calf-
the osn- 'like i and ' stroke of their tor-
IiuU'.nw xrer and for-
VV Imva.r i
fill
PA, MARCH 23,
And the cultivation thereof la
came it great migh tyniHiness in the
earth i and the merchantmen waxed
rich by tho cotnnierco thereof.
And it came to pass tho sninta of
tho Mott llih detilud IheuiNelveii
therowith ; even tho poor wh
could not buy shoes, nor bread, nor
bonks for their little ones, spent
their money for it.
And the Lord was greatly di
pleaie I therewith, nn 1 said :
'Wbwreforo this wuhIo ; anil vih
Jj these littlo onns luek lit on 1 and
shoes and booka 1 Turn now yom
ilelds into corn and wheat ; and put
this evil thing far from yon s nnd be
hut with one hccgiM they nil ex
claimed : "We cauuot cense from
ehuwiug, snufliu an. I puHiiig we
ore slaves." Christian Sn'narj.
Matrimonial Match- Making
deceased wifo ouly some eight or
uiu weeks no. is aires iy raining
his vyos toVaiU l'.oi.buj "the
city ol protty women" for another
lifit.nnrtiiMr. Tlin iifurttHRid witlnivnr
in iu comfortablo circumstances,
j hero, to assist hitn to a good mi l
speedy choice. This was rciddy
urautud. Tho wi lo.rer an I hit
J Heading fiioiid soon after met, nnil
led, anil tho cotucliticsx ol his peraou
. no less than tint UHHiir.ineo thut he!
: had plnuly of this world's goods to
.aupport a wifo haudsomely, sorvod
to lmvo nalntary iutlueiico upon
his tcvty-fouii I sWoetheart, wlio,
'though regretting tho seeming nn
duo busbi of tho proposal, nt last
.... . . . .
. . , . r
coiiHOiiieu io uucotii'.i mo partner oi
hn joyn
Tho rostof tho story may
bo told iu tho Cj'1 quy waioii ou
!Huod :
Sally j lch
Hri.f..r,r. "Well.
uleleh dich. Dn bisht m'r evva luiuor
B,,,, lucut Hngmi.dimischiuif.ini.
' ),,i,kslitilndii kensht niir.li ileliiha V
(;,. "Ki, yv'ruui net f"
('til. "Well, bull d'r p'irrah don
gruwt rci, dos der druvve! fon der
hochstr.io schnell sei, for du whorst
Bhoou amohl g'beirt. Ich wies tsu
snago gor nix d' wiega '.co)t wos ich said Sum (sileuco soventeen so
so In s iu du tsuitiu git mil shtorius couds) "Selling saddles still, Sum?"
drin." "Stir surtuiu," suld Sam, btai ting
W itloirrx, "Na, not gons so stor- suddonly,
rick, Sally. Ich bob now 'n prop.isi-1 "Sire shot sixty snipe, Saturday,"
tion. Hu Wiusht m'r Biu own goim sai 1 Sophia. "Sho !" said Sun
from mituoiiuur. Now, suppose, du ! (silence sevcti'.y. seven seconds),
duiht rate moro tsu miner h.emot gajsoo sister Sim's siiu-lloweis," said
und dibht by mir wohuna for liuf or
box woobn, D'no wouu dn mich
recht goot soobst, don uetn ich dich
for mei fruit. Was suagsht '
6'iYf. "Wei, usht ties, du older
narrishur bauor du i dos ich nut mit
dir g.'O oof so'n ferdoifolte proposi
tion. Ieh wet leaver 'u alder bliuder
cola-bronuor hovva won ehr mich
rechtshofa korrasohra d:ut, os wie
mit dir gio wie do sogsht. So, good
bye i fordt mit dir i gae bame woo
du hivr koorosbt i do bisht anyhow
nix wicrt iah hob boos g'bot eb icb
dich gVuiona bob so furra well."
And the widower left in quest of
more girls to conquer, whilu Sully,
wiping her spectacles tritb lior ging
ham apron, sighod as she thought
of ber loog-postpouod, but now cruelly-blighted
matrimonial prospeots
Reading Time.
'Yoa may talk about your mean
men," said ono raatio to another, on
the forryboat the other day "but
we've got a woman over tbore in
Alameda wbo takes the pie."
Kinder closo, is she" "Close 1
Why, last month ber husband died
fourth husband, ruind aud I'm
blamed it, abe didn't take the v door
plate off tbe front door, bad bia age
added, sod. then nailed on to his cof
fin. Said aha guessed she'd be
wanting a new name oo the door
ISSU.
NO, l
Simon Short t Story.
Inn rolloning may serve ns nr
amusing pnstime.for 'ither genrrsl
or ihetorieal reading I
Shrewd Simon short sowed ih
Sovontecu summers' specditu
itorms, apreaditig snnshino ss
Simon's email, shabby shop stil
standing slaunc'i : sutv Si'uon's sell
same sipienl.in s:gh swinging swift
ly, spififving ''.Simon Short, mitli
field's K)lo surviving shoemsker
Shoos Solud, sewed snpui lluely.'
Simon's coluloin spouse, Sail.
Short, sewed i l.iiM, stiti liod hheetM
ttulTed sofas. Siiliou's si uton
sturdy suns, Soth, S'nninol, St p '.!
Saul, Silas, Shii liiich, s. 1 1 sundiiuh
Sober Selh sold saddles, stirrups :
Hiigiieiolli Sliqihen sold bilks, nil no
s'.mwU i skeptic il Siil t 1. 1 silv.i
fqioons ; silllili Miadraeli i-ul I stives
shoe strings, soiqu. saws, t-ku'es ;
Silas sold Sally S lmrt's stuffed sofiif
Sotuo seven summers since
Simou't) second son Snmnol saw
Sophia ,unphronia Sprtggs sonn
nhole Nwert, sensible, smart.
S iphin Spiiggs, Sam soon shnweii
htrangd eymptoms. Sain seldom
stood selling saddles, sold slowly
8am sighed sorroa fully, sought
Sophia Sophrouia Spriggs' eociuty,
sung soveml s rons len sly
ly. Simon storme I. so Ud uu
verely, said Sam seemed so silly sing
ing siii'h neiiReleas aongs, strutting
vpondthrift, acatter-braiuud simple
ton. Softly sire," said awrrt Sally.
'Sinn's siuitton Sum spied some
HWeethei tt siigiii'ionely."
' Sentimental, uliy i chool Imiv,"
sii:irl.'.l Simon. ' Smitten ! stop such
stulY." Simon sent Sally's HimlT-lniN
spinning.
sci.e.l Sally's HcisNors,
Heat tend several hpools, biuaHhel
Sully's tqcetaeh'B.
"Snoiiking, scoundrol !" Simon
stopped speaking, stalled sh pwurd
swiftly.
Sally bi;
ing Sam,
he I sadly j H'irnmrni
alio spolto syiiipalhrz-
iiif'ly. "S tin,'' said sho, 'Sire setniH
singularly i-uiippish ; so, sonny, stop
;Htroltin streets, stop amoking. slo
singing serenades slylv, stop short,
1
. ...
Hell gii'MleS
seuhilily ; Hlo N.iiln i
j Sophrouia Sprigs speedily, Sam."
So soon niiid Sam, standing
lotill. ' So bjoii, surely," said Sa'lv,
!simllin0'ly, " 'spociully sinco Sire
shows such spirits." So Sam, sonio
what scared, sauntered el.iwly. shak
ing atllpoudoilHly ; Sain soliloquizes.
"Sophia Sophronia Shrt, Sum
Short's h pun si i, sounds sploiidid !
suppose she should say sho shan't ?"
Sail) soon spied Sophia Htiiiching
shirts, singing softly s seeing Sam
sho stopped, saluting Sam smiling-
ly. Sum stammered shockingly
"epl-spl-splondid summer season,
J Sophia." "Somewhat sultry," .ug
i jested Sophia. "Sar-snr-snrtaiu."
Sophiit socially silencing mr.h still'
silence. Such sprightly snucinoss
stimulated Sam strangoly i so and
denly speaking, sentimentally, Sum.
uul said, "Sophia, Susuu'a sun llowors
seem saying, 'Samuel Short, So
phrouia Spriggs, stroll serenely,
sook some sequestered epot soino
sylvan shale sparkling streutus
shall sing soul-stirring strains, sweet
Bonitsters silence sec rot sigliiugs i
sylpbs shall" Sophia snickered,
so Sam stopped. "Sophia,'' said
Sam, solomuly. "Sam," said she
"Sophia stop smiling, Sum Short's
sincere. Sam's seeking some sweet
spouse."
She stood silently. "Speak I So
phia, apeak I snob silence speculates
sorrow-" "Seek Sue, Ham," said So
phia." So Sam sought Sue Spriggs.
Sue Spriggs said, 'Sttrtttlo.'' -Vu-tltiim,
in M tnhcini ijtiiUinel,
How to ooqiiiio short-hand-bother
a busy buza saw,
Tbe lumbertuao fliiats bis lugs
down t renin aud iutorduoes tbom to
tbe oiroular saw us bis buzt 'en
frioud.
When Artemas Ward was rthibit
ing bis show in Salt Lake City bis
eouiplimeuterj tickets to tbe city of
fleets read as follows , . "-4da.it
boarer and one wife." ,
A man wbo is slwsjs ia e slew
i'ui.tlgliHl cvefy tllttrsda'v ktx4
JKREMIAU OfldVta Ptopi
terms of SulsfcHfcliov
rV0 1XMXA IW PKR ASUM. Hft
slils tithin six niitilll, or tifidifpot
paid rlthltt the yetth No pdr diu
continued uhtil nil arrMrsgas a -4
paid iinl(Ms at the bptlob (if. the btHM
lisher.
SuU. rlriii'iiiKMiUhte bf theeoabtf
IMTAnt.K IM ADVANCI.
arirlVrsotin lifting Anil (mills piths
.ddrciMi'd 'At ntlir I e . oinesnUiTllrl
ml re liable fortlic rriro ofibspsper
SEEK
health anrl avoid sicknew;
Instead of feeling tired and
worn out, instead of aches
and pains, wouldn't ytftJ
rather feel fresh and strong t
You can continue feeling
miserable and good for no
thing, and no ohe but your
self can find fault, but if you
are tirt'd of that kind oflife,
you cart change it if yott
choosCi
i low? lly Retting oni
bottle of Brown' Iron Bit
TKKs,and taking it regularly
according to directions.
MimficM, Ohio, Nc tt, iHis
Ontlemtn I h iuffrd wlta
iio in my iid and bai k , and ftml
linnfil on my brvul, with snoot
ing pains all Ihrmitfh my body, al
tt tided with ureal weakness, depros
tlon of spirits, and loss of appo.
tita. I hnc taken savaral diflerenl
snedlcinrs.and was treated hp proa,.
Ineni pl.Mli iant M txiw liver, klrl
?eys, ana spleen, but I irnt nortlieC
tnuuk-ht I would try Brown's Iroe)
tlilters; I have now taken one bottle,
and a half and a as abnwl well pals
In side and bails all gnna siniassw
nil mil of tny bieait, and I Ka-o m
g iril appente, and am gainine Is
airenalh and Sash. Itcan Jtastly bS
Called lhaeVxtWMsrf.
Joms K. Alwvu,
IIrown's Iron fiittluts l
Composed of Iron in soluble
form; Cinchona the great
tonic, together with other
6tandard remedies, making
a remarkable non-alcoholic
tortic, which will cure Dys
pepsia, Indigestion, Malaria,
vVcakness, and relieve all
Lung aod Kjvlacy diseases
THE BEST
CALICO,
VM, SIMPSON & SONS
K0VRH1VG, SECOND MOVRMHG
SOLID BUCKS,
I Eddystone
FANCY DRESS PRINTS
! The EDDYSTONE PRINT WORKS ts
mc tif the lojRcst and most Complct stub-
li-vlinicnls in the country.
I THE EXPERIENCE OF HALF A
CENTURY
tu mailed them to sttain Mta trfettioa
that they can with confidence ask yoil to teat
the tpulity of their work. They carefully
avoid all poisonous drugs, make only fast eol
ors.whirh are thoroughly washed in hot watesf
and soap, thereby removing anything which
would stain underclothing.
Those who buy and wear their prints wiltj
thejr feel confident, find them supenor in dor
a! ility, artistic style and finish. Be sure eo4
ak (or their goods, and see that theii marks
and tickets are en them.
mwm LIBRARY
I ulia nif una Fnniatr.Hik tirtvlnat A manes)
Ktnrioa tie May Ann Kieiiiliis, and ninth r
ular autiiura. Tsu tiunilra'l numliarl hn
rea.ly. I ha lulluni( afa tactiut isssaa Io
lira; lyi a :
Nn. , Prlei
at. The Saerct Karro, tif VSf Anil
K Ian. Ina Ida.
M.
r.d.
41'.
si.
170,
UI
III.
fatal t'i merer, by Maf "
HS.iiina 1n0.
r.n I. lima. Ii Mr. Henri WonJ f",
Hr li r. tue.
lllun rr- ol a I'.aslilul Man, l.r I ha an
iline of Hail H .J'S VtMf JM.
a r Wl. de e pnaint nei
We. I. I'll snrl 1'arla I, ,f ttie autaor
ut li ,ra 1 li.ituu IS
Numa llnniasiaii, by AIhnneS
iuiiu t
HI. Turn t nrkei's I.aary, lie Filaar.l
!l4S.
ti rr - isai
Tom TI lillar't 'rmnmt, bv t'liasrl
KIi'ImuS . .. IM
Waaratl ami Waft, bf Mill '
Ilia .inn is.
Paa W. mii.aton.bf (.'harlaa Meatlt Itai
A r'Uiari KjuriSja, t'f .Mary
I"i.
171.
tai,
t a. ll ll ma.
In. "Jlnely i luafh.'l' read.nii and
raeiiauuui, No a to.
Tlia I'KDI'l.r.'S I.I II It A RY Is lha most pop
ular, b nn an II contJli an mane orlalaaf
anirlae l tmaflean aniuurt. M,iM by elliia.
Oaalari, r maila i on ti li't tt i rSnla (of
Inula ah. I :H -mnf (or tluuuia numbara. Aei
your nawadaaler lor it.
J t iKHLVlfk im., rnhrlahara,
I' (I. Rna rat I ti Ron Hi. N. Tt
l ab. i, last, li'
mtfitt COMES THE UNBOUNOtO
fOPULARITr Of
AOcock's Porous PMr ?
Htcaurta thry ha proved thmalM
tbe Hst Eiternol fOmedy erin
enteil, They will sure out bin, eolds,
roughs, i-heutntstlfciii, neurtslglaV, and
auiy IuoaI pains.
Applied to the sirtalt of the back
thsy are infoJIUble ia Hack Aohs.
N'.ihvnna TVahllltei. ami avU KMaa
tve,t,lili,a in aha, n I .r ShA .tM-aak-
1 i " - s.ajavv.sa
sua-y mrv at . aura aw iur 47,. . ffmm'
and Liver Coinplalssr.
ALLCOCg'tf lOB0US TLASTEU
are psinHst fracratit, and quick to
cure. B' -m of ttflltatlons that bli.
ter and I jr Get AtLCOCK' the
only Oatr-' ' iTfcfous rtastar, ...
Jan. 8,lta. ta", '.
eooaayv,ry.-
generally gosJ to ot.