The post. (Middleburg, Snyder County, Pa.) 1864-1883, March 16, 1882, Image 1

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VI vertUlnsi RaU
Oj ooVunrm on rtBa, 960.00
0,-hlf, column, on year, 80, (X)
jwfoirth .-ultimo, one year,
o aqimr (10 Knee) 1 Insertion 78
rf.vrv edi Mortal insertion, 10
MfeMtonaUiMl Btuiln oard ol
not more than tine, rnr year, 5.00
Auditor, Eaecutor, Administrator
ad AiyT,iiee Notions, S.60
gdttdtial nottoee per tine, 16
Atl treneclsnt advertising lesa than
f aiontlM 10 cents linn.
All adverUestncnle for horter pe-
Ind than oiM year r pa vublo at the
me thev are ordered, and it not paid
lie petnou ordering them wili oe ueld;
-MJI elUIMt) IOr II1UHDT.
O o t r .v
GENERATION BACK.
i
ye are apt to think of the present
time
A sadly out of Joint,
Ti lrb. and then towartl age peat
Therererend finger point I
( H manners, moral pride and worth,
A near ration back I
Tret irirU were modeft, neat and fair,
The boy ware breve and tru I
Trwy labored on from lun to mm.
With Joy and pleaaure few I
Tb ohlldren want to bed at dark,
And MMiuied to have the knack
(if being seen and never heard,
A generation back t
And thill It I from age to age,
And thua 'twill ever, be ;
The tcenee enacted long ago;
With partial eye we eee.
( '.ir offspring In the yeare to come.
Will tread the beaten track,
And pralte the eon lust of their iros
A generation back.
THS BEAUTY oTtHE HEARtT
A lively form may charm the eye
With fairest lovellnea and grace ;
And oft we may be eaptured by
The entrancing beauty of a face ;
i n there' a beauty far more true.
A' boss radiant charm shall ne'er
depart,
i tut every morn and eve lie new ;
it i the beauty of the henrt.
Hrneath the weight of passing years
Th proudest form must atoop and
bend.
And all the charm that beauty wears
Must fade away and have an end.
'in -1 sparkling light must leuve the
eye.
And from the cheek the bloom de
part"; And there's a charm that ne'er shut,
die
It l the beauty of the he.wt.
Til this that ?atters o'er life's path
The genu of liapplu -n and truth;
And many ch ir.ui in - i it hath.
As in the rosy morn of youth.
A charm that wreaths the earth with
flower
And doth the sweetest Joys Impart.
Which brightly gilds the saddennd
hours ;
It is 'he beauty of the he irt.
THE M03ERN BONNET.
Or i It a hat I
Dome of St Peter's ! tell m that.
It Is broadly conceived, orown, bri n
and bow,
ltlsgraud with a grandeur grand.
you know ;
but, somehow, I hurdly seem made
on the plan
Of the grandest kind of a grand JfOanf
man ;
An I this, perhaps, is why at the play
My thought from Hamlet or Lear
will mr. y
And who to tbe bonnet in front 1
turn
With "thought that breathe and
worda that burn."
Th modern bonnet 1 ah, who design
ed
This torment of torment to those be
hind f
For women may weep and men may
rage,
The bonnet shut out both player and
stage ;
And soon, with Its artless turns and
Jerks,
Ha nods and dip and feminine quirks.
Makes the poor wretch In the seat be
hind, Who hoi paid for hi place, a good a
blind.
And tll It challenge appear to be :
"Pooh, for the play ! Juat look at me I
My ostrich plume, o long aud hand
some. Is worth in itself a young king' ran
MM,
Two feet across and one foot high
Is little enough for luoh a 1."
h, It ipreads Itself like a potentate I
And yet, do you know, I pity tbe
Pate,
The tilly pate, that 1 under, or in,
And doesn't know it commit a sin,
-he never suspects that the rights or
man
Are all at war with her bonnet' plan;
And to gaze for three long mortal
hour
At It wide ei panic, Its plumes, it
nowers,
1 ' mora than a man will care to do ,
Who has eonie, one may ay, with a
different view.
Not to speak of th tleket' cost,
A id the time and ton and temper
lost.
And now I think of a maiden fair,
frowned with the wealth of her ellng
ing hair,
wbo weareth a turban does and trim.
,rtwt f glowing beneath It
brim
AM I eay to myself : "If ever I wed,
r vUl heart a turban maid, instead
he sssijiBjBialed (mtsjlas seed
bo tasMtteSw ss4nsMMaW ''
VOL. 19.
1
New Football Rulaa.
The ground moil be three hand
led and thirty feet in length, and
one hundred and sixty feet in width
For abiolnte safety the player
should be atationed at leaat a mile
p t.
The riot shall lust an hour and a
hilf, with intervale at every nan
hour, of ten midutee each, for drinki.
If at the end of the game any of the
pliyera iball be uninjured, inniug
of fifteen minute each aliall be
pUyed nntil he ii either killed or
entirely disabled-
A match shall be decidod on by
the number of bouei broken. Ono
dead mau eball count according to
nil booea.
Two teeth knocked out shall count
one bone, and ahall count for the
ide not owi ing th teetb. The re
feree eball promptly disqualify men
ith false teetb.
If one of yonr opponent ha poa-
eavion of tbe ball, knock bim down
and take the ball awsv from biro
Tbi aball be called a aafoty knock
down, l .inr i -ifi.lv Lnnrli downs s1ih.1I he
. ... , t j
univalent to oue furneral, or doad ,
man, which will count a one gol.
Tripping np sbal not bo nllnwed
in thi game. It is not a suftifiotit
ly painful way of uptetting yjur
roan.
A drop kick i made by kicking
one of youi opponents nfler be baa
dropped.
Tne captains of the respective
fides shall wrestle before tbo com
mencement of tbe n atch. The win
ner aball bave the option of kicking,
or being kicked. Tbe orraer, by
xperts. i considered preferahlo.
A fuueral ro iy be obtained by any
'.in I of a kirk ; to avoid uuploassnt
complication it is better for tbe
kicking to be larger than the kicked
When a funeral ahall bave l ten
obtained the aido which owns tbe
oorpae shall set up tbe h or.
.I fair catch i a catch made di
rect from a kick or knock, by one
of tbo opposite side only, provide 1
the ctnbr bee n milk of tb heel
oe tbe spot where bo has boon
caught.
Tbe ball ia den I when tho player
carrying it shall bo kuockud down.
In some instance this rule may al
so up ply to the player.
A player may get up nud bawl
whenever he has been rolled or
pounded iu a sciiiniuHge.
It is lawful for any player wbo
hawl to run away, and, if be doe
so. it is called a run.
A tackle ia where the holder of
the ball is jumped on by tbe whole
of tbo opposite team.
A maul in goal i when the bolder
of tbe ball i tackled ioaide tbe goal
line, or i being tackled immediately
ontside, ie atepped on aud ia drag -
o-ed tbrouirh the mud and soun ou
o a w
bis head until be or tbe opposition
succeed in touching tbe ball dowu.
A man wbo ia "on side," cannot be
"olf aido." Tbeaamo rule applies to
tbe "off one.
A man to be off side must be on
tbe eide (bat ia off.
A aafaty tonch-dowo aball consist
of laying tbe other fellow out, in
oader to keep yourself in good con
dition. George Watbington'e last nuree ie
dead, but tbe ue orop will be reaJy
for tbe spring opening.
Medical query When a pereon
declares that bie brain ie on fire, ie
it etiquette to blow it out '
"Ie that your little boy 7" "No,
not exactly ; when be was a week
old be wae left on tbe doorstop. 1
am, you may aay, bia atepfutber."
An old lady in Main thinks: a
oompaee would be tbe beet cowing
maobinn, because abe'e beard it had
a needle with thirty two pointa.
I f one dog ean be plaeed on a
scoot, bow many dogs can be placed
on a trade dollar t
Take care of tba peaoe at a prize
fight and tbe poanda will take oar
of tbemselres.
A fashion writer says "raised fig
ures produce so eiolleut effect
Well, that depends ; if tbey are on a
ebeek, they sometimes produce) tbe
effect oi sending tba raiser to State
prison.
A teacher asked recently tbe de
Init ion ol tbe word "riot," -'t
means,1' aaed a twelve-year old lad.
a free fight in wbiotftany one oaa
N'JaH t
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MlDDLEBtJRG, SNYDER COUNTY,
About Advertising.
If yon can arouse curioaity by an
advertisement it i a great point
gained. Tbe fair ei don't bold all
tbo curioaity in tbe world.
A thing worth doing is worth do
iog well. A tbiog worth dvorti
iog is worth advertising well. A
n wppur worth adverli. ing in ouc
is worb tnakiug a contract with.
t is a mi aken n itiou that a Gne
tore in n eligible location, am -
loundod by atltactivo aigus, ira
superior edvertiaetneut ; for the ox
perionoe of the moat enterprising
merchant i that it pny bettei to
spend lens in runt aud more iu ad
vertising. Advertising ia tbe pole that
knocks tbe peraun uoo.
Dou't be afraid to invest in prin
ter' ink, lest, your aauds of life be
nearly run out.
Trying to do buaine without ad
vertising i like winking at a pretty
.ill through a pair of greoo goggles.
You may know what you are doiug,
but nob.idy else doe.
Tbe enterprising advertiser proves
that ho understands bow to buy,
hccausii iu a N, i t in ii ' be kn'
A
Ilo IV lO ll
Dread ii th3 .its'T of tinman lik,
an J ftdfertlaiog tbe atafT oi buei
Dees
A simple card may pr. fitably
stand yeaiH without change, but a
sensationul advertisement should be
changed aa oftou a yu can got tbe
printer to do it.
A heavy advertisement once is
moro tbuo (jtisdruplod in value hy h
small card, published for a fu
month after, giving your addresn.
You cun t eat enough iu a week
to last you a year, and you cttu't ad
vortise on that pUo citber.
N'ow is tue time to think about
advertising, and reduction should be
followed by judicious aoti m.
To make u man realize an idea a
you reulizo it is wbat.ia necessary to
muke him uuderataud bis needs.
Advertisements should aim to
place a matter o cloaily bnforu th.
j pub ic that they seo it us cluai ly u
the advertiser does.
1 Mnterprising people ere beginning
I to learn tbe value of advertising tin
i year round. Tbe persistency of
Ithoeowhoare not intimidate 1 Im
the cry of "dull times," Lnt keep
their names ever before luu public.
ill en rely placo thuin oil tbe right
side in tho en I
Ihc Boy
A boy will tramp '2li mile in one
d be limber
il,a.v 00 11 rul"1 """J' u
io t,lu ning wbon, if you ask
him to K ftcroM tbe troet anil bor
,' J"' iwo-iiicli auger, he will
ibe " li,T a mat-lilook. O'
Iconrae be will, o will go iu ewim-
! minK " dT "ni1 xa tua Wllter
tlire "r" l l"ne- "P,MD an
dive and p.iddlo and puff, and tbe
next morning be will feel that au
unmeasured iusnlt baa been offered
when told by hie mother to wash
hi- face carefully so as not to leave
tbe ecore of tbe ebb and tJowso plain
to be aeeu under tbe gills. Aud bo !
will wander around a dry creek bed
all afternoon piling op a pebble fort,
and nearly die off wben bie big sis
ter wants bim to pick up a baaketof
ehipa for tbe parlor stove ; end he'll
speud the biggeet part of tbe day
trying to corner a etray mule or a
bald-backed horse for a ride, an d
feel that all life'a obarma bave fled
when it comes time to drive tbe
)WM home ; and he'll tnru a teu
acre lot upside down for ten incbee
of augle worms, snd wish for the
voiceless tomb wben tho garden
needs his attention. But nil the
same when you want a friotid to
iitaud by yon and eympatbize with
yon and be true to you iu ull kinds
of woatuer, enlist ouo of these eaine
boys.
Too osD tell a merciful farmer as
soon as be etops at a poet. He
takes tbe blsnket off his wife's lep
and spreads it over tbe poor booee.
We sre sorry to inform our read
er that tbe attempt to make bi an .
dy from tine abaviuga ia a failure.
"Stop tbe press r the editor fran
tically shouted to tbe young fellow
wbo wae hugging bie eweetbeart
Maybe yon ean bat over tbe pyra
mid with a tallow caudle, but yon
oeo't convince a woman that tbe
railroad men are not brutal becauae
tba won't keep a train waiting for
berto SUs her , snd -
'.ood-bja, for tba twentieth time.
Hindu School Rhymes.
'Tbe accompanying rhymes are an j
AttAmrtt In n . n ..
R,i, u,i, t im. iv . . , . , i a i , i.-ji o-i-
omeide of what a Hindn school-
book i. Tbs
'moral maxim. 108
in nnmlter, were written by a fe'nnle, i
reputed to be the iter of the fnrr.-
on author of the Knral.Tirovalluvai
Her name was Avvinr, or the mutlu r.
It is a curious thing that both tl.ese
author wero l'ariar. aud yet their
book ore universally read. Avviai's
,n every school and the Kural hv
every one who claims to be a Tamil
scholar
Tho maxim are rrnny of tbem'in od looking it tho clock snys i
good and inculcate sound, molality
1'nfortuuately for tho boys, tbey are
ritteu in a high dialect, wholly un -
iutelligiblo to them, ami the masters
never think of enlightening them.
Tbey are learnt off, parrot-like, by
the lad.
"(live charity willingly .
Give, then dme heartily,
Keep down an angry thought .
Impatieolly aay not auitht.
The givor thou binder not,
Thine own wealth trumpet not,
Say not "Ti impossible ;
8tout-heitrted, thou art able,
Walk thou moat orderly ;
.Stl.lv t io ol steadily
LWrai0g(0 not deapin
And in youth become wie.
In souhou aow and toil .
Live not on w reeled noil
t peak tbou to edify :
Do what willadignify,
Motbor and futher feed.
Itemember a kindly deed,
Teat, ern tbou make a friend ;
Made, bold on to the end,
Sleep on (ilk-cotton bed ;
ltest not too long thy bus I.
Do well wbate'uryou do ;
Kntur'd on, carry through,
Speak not deceitfully.
Haul words, nor angrily,
Speak not tbe marvelous .
Keobws) the gambling bouae,
Waste led thy pi ope i ty ;
Spoil not thou greedily.
Stand in the mini way,
Ainl.with the lenrned stav.
Cleave to thy kith aud km ;
A bouse I h it n Isrgu live not in.
What you sue, that only suy .
With u serpent do not play
H. It Jfr Ms-.
You Bet II Was.
When it wh bulletined on the
board that the grunt prbj I 'i :h bad
ooaeoff there was a etrnggle to get
neunr aud read the pertiealsrs.
Just at this tiino a well-knowu city
Pa6'or bappened along, sn l seeing
tbe crowii tio Degno luipuriog wuul
bud bappeued.
"Hyau i laid out, tbey say,'' ans
wered ouo of Ibe persons appealed
to.
"lb. an t Ryan ? Who is Mr. Hy-
.I.e. .ml url.nL SMS list running I" soft
r
ly queried the good man of himself.
And there wae uiilv uiue rounds.'
continued tbe other aa bo turned
from tbe bulletin. 'I toll you that
Sullivan ia a brick !"
"Sullivan ' Sullivan t I don't re
member leading anything of Mr.
Sullivan."
No one paid any attention to bis
further questions until be dropped
back aud aaid to a newsboy who
bad both lists doubled up aud was
breathing burd iu his excitement :
"Hoy what ieitt"
"All about tbe mill," waa tbe aoa
wer. "Haa any mill blown np or been
burned down f"
The boy steppod back and looked
bis questioner over with wilboriug
contempt, and then cried out .'
"You infernal idiot, don't you
know anything t I tell you Sullivan
knocked Kyao out of time on tbe
eighth round, and I lost $1.50 by it
aud if you don't know wbat that
means, yon'd better go to school
and study 'ritbmetio 1"
"iiless me, but it most base been
a prize light 1"
''Yon bet it was 1 Did yon 'spose
tbem braleere weot clear down to
New Orleans on a skating match I
You'd better crowd in there and
post up if you don't want to give
yourself deed away to all tbe boye T"
But tbe good man orowded dowu
tbe etreet with such speed tbat bo
nearly upset everybody be met on
tbe first block.
D dilution of baby I It is com-
ru.uvil of a bul 1 head aud a nair of
Oue luua take, a rest wbila
lb - oibr r0M bor, 0a, of
on JecV, , tb, lifa.
f 0 SI
PA, MARCH 16,1882.
An. Editor.
What i this f It i a man.
(,u '
( , II lu I I .,,11 O T III HI O Rnl n'
- - --'",.''- . - - -- -
wild animal. What is it tbo nun
b in bis'.band I It is a package M
bill. What is the roan
do with the bills 7 it is
trying to
trying In
Mtleei them Will ho do it wi
feur not- v In. ia he going? Il
, i going to the sanctum he has u
bill for eighty cents against the edi
tor. He has been there befoti.
j I he editor bear the well knowi.
footsteps in the rotunda and crawl.
under tho table. The man count-
I" Mr. Hoing anil-so in T The clock
doe not say anything, but the edi-
j tor undei tho table groan iu Int.
'soul of onl. fut tho man does
, not bear bim. Ho haa worn out
lwo l'' 01 seven dollar ahoes run
uiiiic after that eiuhty cents. He
has on bis feet tbe third pair of
bnes sacrificed iu this vaitipursnit.
lie looks lonn ul llieiu and sees
boles iu the too. He turn with a
weary igh and goes out npostro
phizing the editor in strong lan
guage. The editor crawls, blithely
from bct,i nth tbu table and joyous
ly coiupletea uu editorial entitled,
"Oar Natioual Wealth ; How to
Protest u."
Fool Around.
One of the Detroit physicians was
tho other day Balled upon, by a
stranger, whos" ragged and gfofte,
clotbeaaud long hair and reckless
look betrayed the genuine trump,
and when the doctor asked what ho
want-. I, the in in replied .
' 1 kinder thought I'd be vaccinat
ed. I'm travelling avonnd a good deal,
and if I should catch tbu amallpox
it might make me DUOomfol table. 1
Tbo doctor sai l bo thought it
iv. ml, I be a good plan, ami bu was
getting his lancet rua.ly when the
tramp asked :
"a there uny washing up. or bnir
catting or s inking of tho fuut cou
nected with this V
"Ob, no."
' Have 1 got to wait sny certain
time before I can take a dunk or Sit
down to a dozen raw oystuis T"
"No sir."
"Then if it is a plain, straight
case, you can go abend on my left
ami I work on a certainty, ami
take no riek on anything. This ibextia ebnrob at lib..
a bad looking shirt a id that nrtu
ntigbt bo chillier h it I'm co luoinil 1
ing Until tbo circus mcusou comes.
Cut IUS inst about tbote. ami you'd
bettor make a sure job of it, as I'm
.ttiolinsvLo tool 111.. 1 1 110 nil it
again
Ho Saw Him Last.
Au itinerant minister of tbe Mo: -
Won pHISIltthloU called at a farm
boUso at tbo closo of tbo day
i, . .
desired lodging. On being refueed, !
, be lusiated, sayiug I '1 be liora S
. ued to mo an.l told mo to tarry ,
all night at this house."
"Indeed, said the man of the
bouse. "What hour did tbe Lord
appear to you f
"About an boor ago by tbo sun.''
"Very well,'' eaid tbe roan, T
have seeu bim sicce tbat time aud
bo told me to send you on."
What five letters foitu a seutence
of forgiveness T x qq u.
"I wish 1 was a puddiug mamma.''
Why 1' "Cause 1 ehould havo a lot
of Sugar put iu me."
Jones, on bcariug a band of'picked
inuaioiaus' torturing a tuno at a ie-
cent concert, h i d 'Ah 1 uud. ratulid;
tbey were picked before tbey wore
ripe r
Ooouiof tbe postal cara neat
Washington a letter was found di
rected to "llaud Over Cart Horse."
It was sent to Hanover court house.
Tbe I iziest boy exists in Conn,
(lis mother eeot bim to a neighbor's
bouse after a cup of sour milk. Ou
being told there was none but sweet
milk to be got he helped himself to
a obair aud aaid, "well, I'll wait till
it aours.'
A reporter of California free tight
eaya : "Col. Uagger waa ebot once
in the left side, onoe in tbe right
eboulder and onoe iu the drinking
saloon adjacent."
A lady leafing home wad thua ad
dreesed by her little boy: "Ma, will
you rttnoaaber to bny me a penny
wbietle, and 1st it be a religious
ooe, so that I ean use It on Sunday' '
() ,
"
The way to get a yood wife ie to
tsko a good tit and uo to a mini
ter.
The Inst definition of lb Insal
phrnae, "moving foi a new tiial." is
courting n SOOnOd jfo.
Dotfl pnmn I Mom i iu hlln
bo ia petnfled with aitobisb
iiient
A ship i lay railed abe.'
tin U;h we often hesr of mail stream
ere.
I tish ia n dependent cteatnie
and it ui vor rouie out of the Unlet
on its onn bo,.k.
It is n mean man ubo vtill fool
(lie 0 having tbe x figtiro of s
11. 1 headed man in bis room to at
tract them from bitn.
OMa Seye that after Irving foi
v ara Io photograph bit RiH m bis
heart, all he got from her iu the eud
sua a negative.
It ia said that all rshinob1o d
dle-hoisea at Newport have Ihoil
tail banged. The OnfesbiOMbls
mules have their rib hanged.
Women timber are multiplying
If they have ptetly mugs they vtill.
no doubt keep their custo mers it.
hot water al! tbo timo.
A lioaidiug-honae mistress. 1 k
the reat of us. has htr weak and bei
Strong pointa, her weak point b iu
her tea and hor strong point b
batter.
A St. Louis giil has slept ronlin
nonal) for for mouths. Piubebl
there's nothing iu that town woith
aiing up to see.
It is said that tin Indian Betel
catches cold until after be has di -veloped
a love for whiskey It tuny
be added tl.it an Indian dou't live
wbo isn't Mil ject to colde.
He slipped qtlietljf in ftt Hie door.
hut catching sight of no inquiring
face over the etnir rail, said : ' Sony
so late, nj deer i eonldn'l get cm
befoie." "So the cam were full,
too,'' sai l tbe I nly ; and fill tin r re
marks were uunsceeeery,
Tbu man who Fills four quails t
the gallon is the beat product of tie
Christian religion extant, and will
I walk boldly tbrottgb the gate ol
1 1'arediee wbile tbe men who prays
at lb" street coiner is trying in veil
to pick the luck.
After n wadding party had assem
mug tin
II. tho fit her of tbi girl offered bei
ijf.'i dl if slut w ml i b ok oni H
to k ti.e money, remained at bomi
nnd sent word to tbo minister It.
.Ij,,,,, t e assniiLly.
"Mr. Ilrown, do ou eut mnsfa !"
asked a four year old liend of bis
mater a beau. "Why. Johnnie," ie
spooded Mr. Lirowu. ".'Ooi lisliu I
says she wishes y on wouldn't lab.
like if voll had u un nlhfnl of miml. "
: siste, fiot-aud UroOB remembers'
that bo has uu engagement iu Au
Istrulia,
Very kind drug clerk to littla girl
"Now. be nre yon tell yonr pa to
take ibis medicine according to tho
directions on the bottle ; nn over
dose might affect bi brain " Little
girl 'Oh, I gn there ie no dan
ger of that, for I've beard mamma
tell him lota of times he never bad
any brains."
'Twn a yonng printer' devil wbo
aked far a kia. but she quickly re
plied did tbie pert btilo Mise, "You
look oik v and black, though your
bead may be level, end I'll never
coneeut to be kissed by tbe devil,"
Fears pussed, and tbe Mis btoame
au old maid, with fritzea end curl,
false teeth aud pomade. Then sadly
he sought to recall tbo issue, but
tbe printer replied, "The devil won't
kiss you."
Uncle Mose went into a atore tbe
other day to buy a silk handkerchit f,
but was almost paralyzed ou leat niug
the price. Levi explained that tbe
high price of ailk goods was esused
by some diseaae among the silk
worms. "How much does yer ssk
for dis heah piece of tape 1 ' aaked
the old man, "Ten cents 1" ...
bilikeoa ! so de tapo bae riz, too. I
s'pose de cause ob dat am, because
dar's sumfiu de matter wid de tape-wums-
Dis seeme to gwine to bee
mighty toogh year on warns, any
how." Au Ohio girl reloessd a burglsr
uud eloped wilaU, bias. When tbe
ae.mn.liel aiule sway from her siie
learned that a man could be
I tel nnd stilt be a rael.
THM POUT.
I iildislied every Thurdv Krs
.ikrsmiah oRoura, tnr
Terms of Sulcnptirm,
TWO DOLLARS PER AIM tt, py.
able vithin ais montha.or asJOtfmrf
paid within th year. Ifo patter fl
continueM until all arrearag
pnid unless at the option of die (.flu
lisher. Bubtef IptlaM eatJldsl cf the MWflf
I'AYAIW.K IN AD ANCB.
laPersnns lifting anil using mm
addressed n thr be.-omeanUcrtbeee
Hint ire liable forthv price of the paper
PLAIN
TRUTHS
The blnod ii th Ibandation of
lifr, it citvuUtM thmagh every asrt
of the body, ami anlrw H o para
ml rich,gool hislth IrapnMiUc.
If ditrsw hu rntrrrd ihr tysltm
the " lure and quick way In drive
it nul i- to ..oly and enrich hs
blood,
IhcM limple fsrtl are well
anewn, sad thv hic,hci! medical
authuritict n;ree that nothing but
Iran will restore the blood Io ill
natural on.litn.n ; and lu lhal
ill the bee preparation! Iilthenn
made blacken the teeth, cauae head
ache, and are otherwise injunoui.
BlUne'StlOH fliTTSai will thor
oughly and alv ii.il.in with
the blexsl, jiurifying and Mrengtheo
ing it, and lhu dnv diteaae from
ny pot .f the lyatem, anil it will
mot blacken tlir trrth, rauw head
ache or condonation, and u m
lively not injunoui.
Saved hit Child.
l; N, F.uuw Sl, He n. M4.
lib. If, iMrx
Cinli t'pnn it.e rrcomntcisla
tl.in of a Hamd I 11.H Bsons'a
1 rtlttasa aa a tumc and ra-
. - , .r for my .1. i - ... whom
I waa c . -.fcii'v - . . : ..! waa
waiting awiy with (.'ontuaifSipn.
Ilaviiig Init tnrtc . by tha
lirril.le dueaia, under K car vT
cmimiit aSflM iini, I waa lath to
ImIicvi dial anyihing could arrrat
the pr.rctl ol lltr dllfalf , but, ll
lay great lurpriia, befbrt my daugh
ter had ... 1. ont bettla of Ilaows'a
laoa Hlrraaa, aha began to rnrnd
and now 11 guile rettoied to formal
health A Sflh daughter began 10
ahow a.giu of CoruiirnBtu.n, and
when tha phyiiclan waa coniulie
he quickly and " Tonica were re-
Julrcd." and whan informed that
' alder inter wal taking rlnowrt'a
Urs I . rea ponded "that la
a good tonic, take lu"
ADOSABf PHBtrv.
TtloWN' J Iron iiiTT effeciuab
ly eeiSS llyipepua, Indicition and
n'cakneae, and renders the grrateat
relief and benefit to persona suffering
from such wasting diseases as Con
sumpUun, Kidney CvmpliinU, etc
THE BEST
CALICO.
tVAf. SIMPSON & SOWS
ltOVRNWG. SECOND MOURNING
SOLID BUCKS,
Eddystone
FANCY DRESl PRINTS
The r.nnvsToNE trint works is
ene t.f h larpest ami mot complete evtab-
livhments ia the country.
THE EXPERIENCE OF HALF A
CENTURY
has enabled them to attain inch perfection
thai they can w ith confidence ask yoc to test
the quality of their work. They carefully
avoid all poisonous drugs, make only fast Cob
ors.which are thoroughly washed in hot watea
and soap, thereby removing anything which
would stain underclothing.
Those who buy and wear their prints will,
they feel confident, find them superior in dur
ability, amitic style and finish. Be sure and
ask for their goods, and ice that their mailt
Mid ticktts arc on them.
wwm mm
I - la 1 nty one eontaiDlnii original Amlrilafl
it. riaa by Mav Anns rlenilas, sad ntuer a
uljr a ati." I. Two handrail aamts,.! one
r, . Tba tullomug are raeaul isian la
Ursa lypa I
Nn. I'nee.
IT, Tin Sa. ret Morrow, . y Mat. Saaes
r'la I. -a ax.
6b. Faia-I i . it.s t ry. hr Maf Agues
rit'tlss lie.
r. East l.i oaa, by Mrs. u. n Wc I J .-.
an, i,,ra Tpsbm 'Ov
al. Illun.l r ol a liaalilul Ma. , lr tbl au
ihur nj K lU.t II..) 's Mar
If, use r w i ... . I ..so.a
UI. Wsd.lerland l'arti, .. th- author
of Ii it 'I b.iru-
in Nun.a Hanattao, hy Alphonsa
Daud t
U7. Torn 1 orba'a i.e. . by M.ir t
11 oral.
0.
ins.
IS
11,
is-
IW1
Kl.
Tou. Tl idlar's tlroond, ky Cbarlaa
Dtahvi
Wsaesraand Wall, by Mtss M. E
lira doa
Pas Wi Bit. .slnn, by t hirlo- Head
II.
III.
171.
III.
A io...- s.M-Mil . by Mary
Cecil H. IS,
!S loely "loa rh .les readiagi sad
o r ... I, , No 3 I S)
1 .
The PKIIPI.E'S l.i lilt A H V Is ika most pop
alar, I. eauaa it evhtJt- a . many orLnioal
atorlaa i.j. American auibt.ra. rt..ld by alluawa.
:-.!-'-. .natiai sa rae Ipt ur ia a-,i. far
.laslo aad ... aaia lor double naeabars. Ask
your newsdealer lor II.
J a. 1 1 I Hi V I IS a (Ii i., Pai'llahars.
P O. tvnx rit I 22 Hosa gl. N V,
kab. a, 1MI lw
WHENCE COMES THE UNBOUNDED
POPULARITY Of
kMi Pons Piaster ?
Ileeanie they have prove, l t b mined v as
tbe fleet Klt. ruel Iteiurdy ever 111
v en t e l Tbey will ear aatbuia, eold,
loittiB, rbeuuiatiaui, neunalgla, and
auy local pain.
Applied to tbe email of t tie bark,
tbey are Irifalllable In Hack Aeh,
Nervou IMdlity, and all Kidney
trou bit; to the pit of tbe stomach
they are a sure our for Dyapepst
and User Complaint.
ALLCOCK'8 POROUS PLACTERB
are painless, fragrant, and qutoa to
cure. Hawarw of Imltatloni that blli-
ndVn t ALIXIOCKH Ue
0VasWSII i sjami i i
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